(HFY\Sci-Fi Short Story)T.F.O.S# 453 -Humans are Weird Lava &Convenience Store Aliens &Being Helpful

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @Mami94-832
    @Mami94-832 Год назад +8

    I know it's tempting to us humans, however, DO NOT TRY TO SQUISH THE LAVA BETWEEN YOUR HANDS LIKE SLIME.
    DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE ALMOST OVERWHELMING TEMPTATION TO TASTE THE LAVA!!!!
    Exercise restraint.
    God only knows why human instincts are like this.....

  • @aj_the_infamous1013
    @aj_the_infamous1013 3 года назад +8

    Oh no, the alien is going to deal with Karen

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +6

      given enough time , we all do.... we all will...

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 3 года назад +4

      @@AgroSquerril how to start an intergalactic war... in 1 conversation

  • @PyroMancer2k
    @PyroMancer2k 2 года назад +10

    Human Engineer, "What's an Escape Pods?"
    Client, "You know so you can get off the ship in an emergency!"
    Human Engineer, "OH! I think there is a translator error. The Orbital Drop pods are located here. In an emergency though you can use them as Boarding Pods."

  • @canedy999
    @canedy999 3 года назад +19

    I wanna know how a world-conquering alien king/ admiral ended up working as a cashier at a gas station. the way he talks it sounds like he still has followers and military forces he could call on.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Год назад +3

      Some sort of cultural exchange? He could also be "retired" for some reason, but still have forces that would aid him. Or he might be delusional.

  • @Valeomega1996
    @Valeomega1996 4 года назад +23

    It wouldn't amaze me that we would go lava surfing if we could.

    • @robinchwan
      @robinchwan 4 года назад +4

      We
      would dip our genitals in lava if there was a 50/50 chance we would lose/harm it.

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +2

      Search cold fire, the fire canceling liquid in a can. Its epic.

    • @bobsterclause342
      @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +1

      I know lava. Just properly research it, trust me. No spoilers.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 Год назад +1

      If I visit a erupting volcano I am bringing a cigar so I can light it on the lava.

    • @johnwenzel2003
      @johnwenzel2003 2 месяца назад

      That may actually be viable. . . 😮

  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +3

    For those interested , i am moving the experimental TTS stuff over to its own channel. If you get a chance head over there and drop a sub and watch. There will be HFY content added in the coming months.
    ruclips.net/video/ELSD3tjxkAY/видео.html

  • @vickit9190
    @vickit9190 4 года назад +13

    They put their friends in a CLAYMORE FEILD? Dude, not cool. What if they tried running away? A simple word of warning not to move from their spot would have been nice.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +5

      true

    • @ezurth
      @ezurth Год назад +3

      seeing how he said they detonated them and they all went off at once it sounds like they had to be manually triggered and i bet they wouldn't have set them off if they ran

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 4 года назад +12

    What's up, 419 views only 42 likes?
    It's easy, one click, you can do it.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +5

    Clearly some species shouldn't be soldiers.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +8

    I love humans are weird.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +3

    Humans are weird playlist:
    ruclips.net/p/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7

  • @johnwenzel2003
    @johnwenzel2003 2 месяца назад +2

    It's not fair some of these account names are as much fun as the stores.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 года назад +3

    Pretty much we are dangerous.

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 5 месяцев назад +2

    "by the gum on the mother tree!"

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад +2

    30th, 5 October 2023

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 7 месяцев назад +2

    For The Author, For The Entertainment, and for The Aggravated Squirrel!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +3

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 года назад +5

    keeper going

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 6 месяцев назад +1

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 7 месяцев назад +1

    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗❗

  • @amberpelton5679
    @amberpelton5679 6 месяцев назад

    ❤❤❤

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 года назад +3

    For the algorithm!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +4

      For the algorithm!

    • @nos2342
      @nos2342 3 года назад +3

      @@AgroSquerril to please the algorithm is all