Once scientists found a snake with legs, it turned out to be a lizard. ps when you send 50 dollars, draw a skull so that you know for sure that they are from you, maybe on one piece of paper to make it easier
A string walked into a bar. The barkeep said "We can't serve you, you're going to have to leave." So the string leaves, and once outside, twists himself over and over again into a tied rope before parting his hair down the middle. He walks back in and the bartender says "Hey, aren't you the same guy that just left?" "No, I'm a frayed knot"
Comment your funniest joke and vote by thumbing up a comment, winner gets $50 💀
Once scientists found a snake with legs, it turned out to be a lizard. ps when you send 50 dollars, draw a skull so that you know for sure that they are from you, maybe on one piece of paper to make it easier
They say the Welsh invented the condom with sheep intestines. And the British improved upon the design by taking them out of the sheep.
My life
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
What would a depressed pear say?
I want to disap-pear
Might be the best artwork you’ve ever used
Happy April fools? Is that what you say idk... don't ask about the choices made because I don't know either
Sad April fools
These backgrounds are great.
Very chill music.. I love the background image too.. Its cute
ahh yes, t-rex is very cute
This background goes hard with this song
*Knock Knock*
Who's There?
Dazz
Dazz who?
Dazz none of your business.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂
THAT'S RIGHT!
Lol
The background is hilarious XD
Good music from Whales too!
A string walked into a bar. The barkeep said "We can't serve you, you're going to have to leave." So the string leaves, and once outside, twists himself over and over again into a tied rope before parting his hair down the middle. He walks back in and the bartender says "Hey, aren't you the same guy that just left?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot"
I kinda hate that I laughed at this one 😅
You got 2nd :)
we both know it way a tie ;)@@whoisvaliant
tyty tho, happy to just make people laugh@@whoisvaliant
Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.
(Disclaimer, it's just a joke, pls don't cancel me 😭)
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom?
The P is silent.
I'll see myself out.
I’ll close the door behind you.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Well with 11 votes you are the winner :)
They say the Welsh invented the condom with sheep intestines. And the British improved upon the design by taking them out of the sheep.
love the background!
I ❣️ V A L I A N T
V A L I A N T 💕Y O U
What the hell is.that image 😂
Nice
Kuoga when?
"When nothing is going right
Go left" 💀
Why did the banana hate going to therapy?
Because of there split personality
I had to back track, only to see this dumb meme, while I'm playing jurassic world evolution 2. My guy has very good predictions lmao.
Oh can I please have this shitpost of an image it is amazing
What are the odds 😂😂
@@eliasenriquez3890 Yeah join our server and ill send it :)
The title XQC -50% sea mammal 🐋🐳
cool
واو 🇵🇸 أشاهدك من انشالله
- do you know why Michael Jackson would be the worst bowling player right now?
- really?, why?
- Cause he is dead
I would never expect such meme background here... Im just confused
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the picture 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Today is the only day where X isn't trustable 🥸