I see all these comments about Phil doing this video by himself or being able to hear Dan but not being able to see Dan and it has taken me 3 months to finally get the joke
honestly i just got over my slither.io addiction last june and this triggered me i'm having nam war flashbacks to sitting for hours on my laptop controlling a fucking snake in a pointless game why
just now: me: * watching video* brother: oh my god youre WATCHING people play it???? u really are obsessed with that game. he will never know what im really obsessed with :')
Same Brothers: Why are you watching people play games that you can play Me: Because I want to (What I'm really thinking) *Omg they are so cute I can watch them all day*
lmaooo this constant uploading spree reminds me of that one time like half a year ago when there was a new gaming vid every day for like a week and then there was like a month without any content
I am Phan trash I'm not sure if this is what you mean but...The joke is that Dan is wearing an "army" shirt that is supposed to camaflauge you. If youre camaflauged people can't see you. (I'll delete this if I'm just missing something)
What are you talking about? I'm so confused, everyone says he's a floating head but all I see is Dan wearing green camouflage shirt and pokemon trainer pants! Please TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!
CassiesTablet aabcl lmao no i meant cuz when i paused it i think i paused it at the right moment, because he had been looking down at phils crotch at that moment lol
10:24 keeps fucking me up bc like ??? was dan gonna say sexy eyes ??? like he goes "...with those s-" and then you can see that pure look of OH SHIT in his face, when phil immediatelly rushes in with "snakey eyes". then they´re trynna play it all cool and stuff but phil just gives dan this look like R U OK DO WE NEED TO FILM THIS AGAIN DAN UR SUCH A FAILURE I LOVE YOU (...sorry got a bit too into it now...). anyways yoU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN RIGHT
REPLY WITH YOUR CHOICE OF WHAT DAN AND PHIL SHOULD PLAY FOR SPOOKY WEEK AND THUMBS IT UP SO DAN AND PHIL WILL SEE IT! Walking Dead Until Dawn Life is strange (my personal fave!
I hope they are. Maybe they're clones. This can't be the real Dan and phil. Maybe they're making up for the time that they didn't upload during the tour? Idk.
Story Time! So I looove Markiplier, and I was watching him play Sims 4, and he was befriending Eliza Pancakes, and someone in the comments said (and this is not an exact quote), "Watch out for Eliza. Dil learned the hard way." I was so confused by this comment that I searched RUclips for Dil. That was three days ago. I've now seen all 29 Dil videos plus a bunch more of the games ones and I LOVE DAN AND PHIL. I've been missing out for years apparently. You guys are awesome! So funny but in such a nice way. I love watching your reactions to things.
yes??? do people still do the how mr and mrs. like kick in there door dont give a shit go up to their mum and be like tracy yo hows life treating you mate.
It is literally the cutest that Dan calls Phils mum 'Mrs. Lester'
'A snake with a fringe' the dan and phil snake should be a snake with cat whiskers
both
a fringe and cat whiskers uwu
Space Genie why not both
I see all these comments about Phil doing this video by himself or being able to hear Dan but not being able to see Dan and it has taken me 3 months to finally get the joke
AmazingDan and Philisnotonfire I still don't get it welp
feraltomcat_ it's because Dan was wearing a camo shirt
It has taken me over a year and someone had to explain it.
Dam
Do not worry I did to
just got my high score of 69,000 under the name of...
sister daniel.
erin brown you are what's right with this world😝❤
erin brown now that's something everyone should be remembered for after they die
SISTER DANIEL
erin brown you win at life.
erin brown I have never been prouder
lowkey wanted them to choose the rainbow snake
Dan did
Me too
Dan did tho
same
Yessss
Dan dresses better in pajamas than I do normally
I don't understand where is dan?? Its only phil playing the game.
The amount of time it took for me to understand that is unacceptable.
Same lol
Okay like relatable tho
Same and I'm literally wearing them RN!
10:26
Dan: stop looking at them with those s-
Dan: *looks nervous*
Phil: snnaky eyes
Dan: I apologize
snow anne THEY’RE JUST MESSING WITH US NOW
@Ella Gauld I thought about Sweet lol
I thought of Ocean Eyes by Billie Eilish bc im weird
bella the bookworm that’s not weird lmao
It took Dan four seconds to reboot.
Dan : screams
me : rip headphone users
Wolfy Socks AJ Yeah, he literally just ruined my ears
Yeah damn right rip! Owww!
Thank you😔😓😭🤒
That’d be me
Thanks...
'I appreciate them but I don't care' me with the entirety of humanity
same
oml literally me
I don't appreciate them either. 😂
Lol relatable
Same
honestly i just got over my slither.io addiction last june and this triggered me i'm having nam war flashbacks to sitting for hours on my laptop controlling a fucking snake in a pointless game why
Same here ikr
Same
same
okaywhat me
same
Is no one going to talk about Phil almost saying shit?
when?!
Wai what when
watch phil shelter series :)
around 5:27
Fiona Ly There can only be one
Could someone plz make a version of this video where Dan actually IS a floating head
Silvern if i could i would
but he actually was a floating head
petition FOR A TWO HEADED SNAKE WITH FRINGE
Yeah Um tanks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
the fucking sun from the tellytubbies Thomas the tank °_•
the fucking sun from the tellytubbies signed.
the fucking sun from the tellytubbies r
the fucking sun from the tellytubbies
Signed
OMG DAN WAS GOING TO SAY "THOSE SEXY EYES" BUT HE REMEMBERED HE'S ON CAMERA 10:26
Wow, he didn't even try to save that
crafting
Bluefiresss so true :,)
It's so sad to see Phil filming alone
Unicorn4eve I want to be mad but I'm not
^^^^^^ this joke
Unicorn4eve this comment is amazing 😂😂
I think you mean to say it's so sad to see Phil philming alone
+NeverEndingGreed get out.
Dan: Stop looking at them with those eyes. With those s- * I messed up *
Phil: Snakey eyes
just now:
me: * watching video*
brother: oh my god youre WATCHING people play it???? u really are obsessed with that game.
he will never know what im really obsessed with
:')
Same
Brothers: Why are you watching people play games that you can play
Me: Because I want to (What I'm really thinking) *Omg they are so cute I can watch them all day*
😂
lolzor
You're obsessed with Christian "CC" Coma ❤️❤️❤️
Jamie Patterson im obsessed with all of bvb and other bands but yes:)
Just me who noticed how in the intro Phil says "We just wanna-" and Dan interrupts with "-fuck"? 0:47
Why is nobody talking about this?
Oh my gosh XD
....
paulina sjöberg SHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT hat fic confirmed
Omg 😂😂😂
"We just wanna-"
"Fuck."
-Dan Howell and Phil Lester, 2k16.
I NOTICED THAT IM DECEASED
when was that!!!
0:45 about
edaciousellis THANKS
:3
Poor Phil was so lonely in this video
did dan and phil just call me a fuckin snake
haha
WHY DO I FIND THIS SO HILARIOUS
No, their just talking about Taylor Swift.
I'm dying
So is Calvin Harris.
I hear Dan. But I don't see Dan.
ALL I SEE IS HIS HEAD I'M SO CONFUSED
I thought I was the only I'm so scared what happened to him
Harry Potter, Frodo, The Invisible Girl from Fantastic Four, most ghosts....and now Dan join the pantheon of invisible people.
Adam Kaveri DOO DOODOO DOOOO
Danny, where'd you go!?
Is that more then 5 vids this week? PINOF coming soon, Dan and Phil documentary, YouNows, 5 vids this is just too much 😭
And spooky week 🎃🤗
Oh my god stop. It's too much. NO WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING?!?!? DONT STOP MY WHOLE LIFE IS THIS!
+haily laney sometime in november. Some people celebrate thanksgiving...... I celebrate pinof
Phil said PINOF is coming in november in his liveshow
SPOOKY WEEK! I'M SO PUMPED!!!!!
10:26 "With those s-" Phil: interrupts him "snakey eyes..."
*awkward silence*
Alright then.
Also all these comments about dan being invisible are hurting my head xD
AHH IM CHOKING ON AIR
I want this on my grave
i hope there's a video for dil tomorrow considering it's Dil's 2nd birthday
+Ben Cooper Haha, it's Dan from the Face Swap video.
Hopefully my new hubby needs to have a bday party
👍👍 yes!
Yess!!
yAS
WTF THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THIS ACTIVE SINCE THEY LEFT THE WOMB
get it? bc FETUS
this is beautiful
It's amazing :3
HAHHAHAH
Why is Dan's head just floating there?
original.
ikr, thought of it myself
+KawaiiGemGirl 😂
actuallyyaj i THINK its because he's wearing camouflag
Gogirl Games no, it's a green screen suit, he hasn't it the head big on... 😂😂
its sad I couldn't see dan the whole video ;(
Ugh Im Beth you could just see a floating head xD
I just imagined dan and phil just staring at dogs through the window all day with a coffee mug in their hand
#DreamDate
I want to draw this now oopS
someone make a fanfic about that please
Yes pls omg both draw it and make a one shot about it
?
lmaooo this constant uploading spree reminds me of that one time like half a year ago when there was a new gaming vid every day for like a week and then there was like a month without any content
Yes
so in other words they just went back to their usual schedule
the fact that you remember this
there was a month without uploading, then I'm pretty sure they came back with a tag that, like, Nobody tagged them in 🙄
A snake that falls out of a tree?
Would that make it a...
Drop snake?
goddamn drop snakes
gotta watch out for those suckers
RIP
References
'We'll always remember you, rest in piss'
gotta watch out for taylor swift suddenly falling out of a tree
Gotta watch out for them buggers m8
This is the first Dan and Phil video I've ever watched. I love it.
Eliza Jeppesen Welcome. You can never escape. Ever.
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
I'm so worried. Phil had to do this video by himself! I hope everything is ok :(
Actually it's not Dan disappeared 😂😂😂
Night Owl lol
constantwatch1 thanks
EVERYBODY KEEPS DOING THIS I FEEL ASHAMED FOR OWNING A TWITTER FAN ACCOUNT AND I DONT UNDERSTAND :(
I am Phan trash I'm not sure if this is what you mean but...The joke is that Dan is wearing an "army" shirt that is supposed to camaflauge you. If youre camaflauged people can't see you. (I'll delete this if I'm just missing something)
are their even real like i feel so light and fluffy from how happy they make me. i don't understand.
a drianshipperqueen same
same
a drianshipperqueen// *They*
6 VIDEOS IN TWO WEEKS WHAT IS THIS AU WHERE THEY UPLOAD
lol
THIS MEANS THE WORLD IS ENDING.
OR JUST BEGINNING
they're not real they've been replaced!!1!!1!1!!
I know omg it's flipping amazing
I swear something has happened
I'm not complaining
Phil: there's a wolf outside
Dan: should we just stop to look at the dog?
Phil: yeah
...
Phil: OH ITS A CUTE DOG
Anytime Dan leans around in his chair it makes me so nervous that he's going to fall.
There are two people
Whatismylife so true. 😂😂😂
He's already fallen once and almost fell another time.
What the wh- wh wh WHAT? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY SCARED OF HIM FALLING OUTTA HIS- I'm done
i always silently hope that he's gonna fall. i miss that
Does anybody else notice the moment when phil say: We just wanna.... and then Dan say: Fuck 0:45
Omg 😂😂😂
YASS
69th like waddup!
omg your right.
*clapping*
Can we just take a moment and bless that Dan and Phil uploaded so much already? Like damn.
omg same
Amen.
yess
Phil: "we just wanna.."Dan: "Fuck"
Kim L what time?
Gala :47
holy shet
Kim L XD
Kim L lol
"So you can go in yourself"
Si pappy
Mmm papi
hmm papi
Patrick stump
ayyy papi
WHEN PHIL GETS EXCITED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 7:10
yes tøp fam |-/
fam
ayy fam
Twenty Øne Piløts Trash
You literally just made my day
sluggy pops sounds like it whould be a candy or a cereal from harry potter
Oml it does
yes omg
sounds like when rons wand backfired, and he spent hours puking slugs. WWW could turn it into a puking pastille
+dexmev rebrn Exactly what I thought!
dexmev rebrn yes
dan: picks the rainbow snake
half the phandom: tHiS hItS diFfErEnt
Am I the only one freaked out that Dan's body isn't there?
NO same!! It's making me really nervous
I wanna know how he did it...
sameee
What are you talking about? I'm so confused, everyone says he's a floating head but all I see is Dan wearing green camouflage shirt and pokemon trainer pants! Please TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!
No body tell her ^
Omg Phil is so pretty
he's gorgeous
his eyes look especially blue here, which is weird cus that usually means his ginger roots are visible, but their not in this video
hes so beautiful
ik he's perfecttt
Dan can be hot
and
Phil can be georgeus
I can't wait for the phandom to freak out over Dan choosing the rainbow snake
right?
OMG I'M CRAFTING RN
I know
I'm sighing because I know it's true
+Elīna Veinberga ikr
why did phil make a video by himself?
?
a m y Dan is wearing camouflage
the.clowns.of.gotham Gothams Clowns oh thanks😂
Teddy Tiger xD he made a vid with a floating Dan head
When Dan's voiceover started I got so scared
0:56 actual sunshine Phillip lester in action
0:55 AGAIN WITH THE LOOKING DOWN AT PHILS CROTCH DAN WTF
is it just me or do you want to see that dog
ikr
hes not looking at phils crotch hes looking at the dog
CassiesTablet aabcl lmao no i meant cuz when i paused it i think i paused it at the right moment, because he had been looking down at phils crotch at that moment lol
10:24 keeps fucking me up bc like ??? was dan gonna say sexy eyes ??? like he goes "...with those s-" and then you can see that pure look of OH SHIT in his face, when phil immediatelly rushes in with "snakey eyes". then they´re trynna play it all cool and stuff but phil just gives dan this look like R U OK DO WE NEED TO FILM THIS AGAIN DAN UR SUCH A FAILURE I LOVE YOU (...sorry got a bit too into it now...). anyways yoU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN RIGHT
OMG RIGHT THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THAT
IKR I WAS LIKE FREAKING OUT
OMGOMG
OMG I SEE IT
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NOTIFYING ME ON THIS I SAW IT ARRRRRRGH MY HEART
Dan looks so good in this video I'm in tears
phil tho like personally i think phil is more attractive but i love them both equally lol
Tbh he looks good in every video let's be real
he looks cute. however Phil looks hawt
+Olivia Clarke yess
dexmev rebrn fucking yessssss
It hits differently now when dan said “I wanna be the rainbow one” i never knew I could love 2 people so much- love n support you always
guys its almost october we need horror games like seriously
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Hmmm… maybe wait until the actual week & not a month before the holiday. Seriously, calm down
shhhhh i start celebrating halloween once its fall
until dawn, straight up i've been wantnig them to play it for so longgg
EVERYBODY SCREEEEEEAM EVERYBODY SCREAM ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN DO THE TRICK OR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
I feel like there are so many videos recently. The phandom is so *hashtag* BLESSED
I'm trash
so many videos. I was prepared to wait three months for the next vid but I think I am a lucky person...
wdym "im trash" thats my name 😂
+Alexa yes! ikr I'm so happy with life rn
I agree
"EL DAN" i can hear spanish people laughing
oh wait, its just me
Don't worry it's me too😂
I know, right? 😂😂😂😂
No podía parar de reír 😂😂
#ELDAN2016
OH GOD MY LITTLE BROTHER IS NAMED ELDIN AND I YELLED ELDAN AND HE WAS LIKE "wut" XD
me: it's a mike wasoski snake!
dan and phil: it's a jacksepticeye snake!
me: IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF
AHAHAHA
why is dan's head floating :O
I know, right? The whole video I was like "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TORSO?"
because of dan's shirt
Because he is wearing camo.
(I think she was joking, like oh no, where is he? That's what I was doing, at least)
IVE FOUND YOU AGAIN MY NAME TWIN^
Is is just me or Phil saying 'nice one' is really cute
SPOOPY SCARY SKELETONS
I don't care if it's September let me live
*hums theme*
YASS BETCH
me too
yeeeee skeletonwar
Yasss
9:22 omg look at Dan, I am dying 😂😂
i cant look at dan he’s not even in the video
Daniel Howell EHHH WHYY 😨
Amanda Roman he's just a floating head, idk what you want me to do except appreciate his facial beauty
9:12 It's like it physically pained both of them
I just rewatched that part and I got scared 😂
Lol sorry!
Dan- "you are so cute that's good" me trying to compliment my friends
I started drinking water when i clicked 2:36 now its all over my laptop D:
3:46 lets just take a moment to appreciate Dan's face
YESSSSSS OMG
HAHA OMG
YASS!! Also my name's Olivia too!!
my name's olivia too guys i want to be included
did the kids at school call you olivia the pig bc they called me that
lol
This is my first time watching Dan and Phil😂😂
My life as Chey welcome to the phandom, prepare to be emotionally and mentally scarred.
Oh my days welcome :) this is a really nice and relatable phandom we appreciate you
My life as Chey welcome to the dark hole we call the phandom you will never be able to get back out trust me
Welcome to the phandom! *passes a sharpie*
twenty one panic! crybabies welcome
1:21 There's a thing called 'mirroring' where if you're attracted to someone (Romantically or as a friend) you repeat their actions.
REPLY WITH YOUR CHOICE OF WHAT DAN AND PHIL SHOULD PLAY FOR SPOOKY WEEK AND THUMBS IT UP SO DAN AND PHIL WILL SEE IT!
Walking Dead
Until Dawn
Life is strange (my personal fave!
Walking Dead definitely
This is litterally all my suggestions!
DO OUTLAST AGAIN
LIFE IS STRANGE!!! i've played it so many times, i'm literally playing it riGHt now
life is strange
"If you touch it you DIE"
thats what my mom said about the internet.
Dan and Phil: *reaches rainbow*
Me: ...
Dan and Phil:...
Me: do it.
They're posting regularly are they okay?
That's what I'm wondering
Their more sane than you
I hope they are. Maybe they're clones. This can't be the real Dan and phil. Maybe they're making up for the time that they didn't upload during the tour? Idk.
they just like games :/
same eliza, same
“I wanna do the rainbow one” me watching in 2020: Honey I know 😂
But can we just talk about the genuine concern from Dan when he thought Phil got an eyelash in his eye? Second cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
where's Dan?? I hope they weren't fighting or anything
0:56 awww phil
"i want to do the sassy rainbow" this was dan's coming out video
Yeah, play it as Dan vs Phil, I'd love to see you beat each other.
;)
Ok.......
id love to see how long their snakes can get as well
+I Am Kitten they meant it the wrong way
omg u didnt just
Someone get these guys a dog
what if humans could choose their skin?
What are you on and can I have some?
:(
aapierce tattoos
they do in the capitol
Wait...you're saying...you cant choose your skin? I thought everyone could...
dan: “i wanna do the rainbow one”
that should’ve been our first clue
pause at 6:31
Thank.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH DEEEEAAADDD
JESUS oh and love ur profile pic
Oh my gawd XD DEAD XDXDXDXD
pac man the second over here 😂😂
Story Time!
So I looove Markiplier, and I was watching him play Sims 4, and he was befriending Eliza Pancakes, and someone in the comments said (and this is not an exact quote), "Watch out for Eliza. Dil learned the hard way." I was so confused by this comment that I searched RUclips for Dil. That was three days ago. I've now seen all 29 Dil videos plus a bunch more of the games ones and I LOVE DAN AND PHIL. I've been missing out for years apparently. You guys are awesome! So funny but in such a nice way. I love watching your reactions to things.
It's been such a great week, guys: two Phil videos, the TATINOF trailer and now another Dan & Phil gaming video? *YessSSSss*
they are on fire this month!
jfc
ikr Isn't it _amazing_
danISonfire
yup
Unlike dan hah... sorry
"Wheres the Dan and Phil snake?" I don't know probably hiding in its room
same
procrastinating
Having an existential crisis
crafting
procrastinating
*We all know why Dan picked the Rainbow*
😉😉😏 🌈
alexis_flower_queen he wants a bi pride flag snake
Ch3rr¥ I WAITED FOR THAT COMMENT
Ch3rr¥ love your profile picture
DanAndPhilGays
2 months from now
"DAN AND PHIL FAIL AT DIEP.IO"
This comment holds too much truth 😂
Dan and phail
Than splix io
YASSSSSS
Lol
woah i didn't know they made a taylor swift game
omg 😂😂
Oooh, we got some shade over here.
7:36 I guess Dan's floating head likes eating triangles. Illuminati confirmed. Sorry I had to.
Or it's the second part of the dorito fanfic from Pinof 7
we will never know
unfortunately
"what is wrong with your mum?" says Dan. My response, "She is not your mother-in-law"
Is the music giving anyone else life
yeah lol 😂
DAN CALLED PHILS MUM MRS.LESTER I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE
he called her that because that's what you're supposed to do???? do you go over to your friends house and call their parents by their first names lmao
yes??? do people still do the how mr and mrs. like kick in there door dont give a shit go up to their mum and be like tracy yo hows life treating you mate.
If the parents ask for it, yeah.
Yes? I don't call people Mr and Mrs that's so formal
Gerad it's a joke
These comments were confusing me so much and then I got the joke and I'm disappointed in all of you 😂😂
Dan playing as the rainbow one :,) my heart
I felt kinda crappy since being sick, thanks for making me laugh my ass off and making me feel better! love u dudes
same
same tbh
IM SICK TO
same
I'm sick too m8 let's all laugh through our illnesses together
Hahaha best thing ever, Dans facial expressions
I cant stop laughing when I saw their facial expressions. xDDD Dan and Phil:"GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
GUYS GUys guys, wouldn't you die for a pastel Dan and Phil video just like the punk one?!
Yes, I remember Phil said in one of his liveshows that MAYBE it will happen! So hopefully they will make one someday
1:36
hits different
I was cheering for them on the last go and screamed when they lost. 😂
same oml XD
I am too emotionally invested in these men. ;_____;
why is this me😂
same
Same I smacked my head twice and hit the sofa and screamed like I never did before shit it was intense
Phil looks really cute in this video
Doesn't he always?
That's the secret, Phil looks cute in every video.
There like the gumball and Darwin of RUclips btw I mean't to reply to your comment but I accidently replied to someone else
There like the gumball and Darwin of RUclips btw I mean't to reply to your comment but I accidently replied to someone else
DAN AND PHIL BECOME PASTEL TUMBLR BOYS! (instead of punk)
This needs to happen now xD
your profile pic is amazing😂
me?😂
I've been waiting for it, really.
phanic! at the twenty one seconds to muse YOUR USERNAME IS MY GODDAMN LIFE I LOVE IT
every once in a while i re watch this video to remind myself that i would ABSOLUTELY beat dan and phil in slitherio hehehe