When Arin gets angry it doesn’t bother me because it happens so often but in any of the rare cases where Dan does it actually takes me back for a second
You actually can get the Konami code to work on this. You put in the code as soon as the game starts and the flaming c on the logo is on screen. Then you'll hear a chime and there will be a thing for purchase in the perk shop for 7500 credits that will let you set the player stock to 30 lives.
Give the people what they want! Play old school type games like this every once in a while but make sure the audio sounds like you’re talking into a tin can.. brings us all back
we're off to a good start when the game's tutorial character mentions sliding and the Grumps just stay standing to take those spiked presses to the face.
The fact he's voiced by Steven Blum (Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop, Wolverine in a ton of the Marvel properties, and about a hundred anime dubs you've probably heard from Naruto to Demon Hunter) makes this infinitely funnier to me. Every time he talks it slaps me in the face. 😂
"what's your favorite episode of Game Grumps, Billy?" "I like the one where they talked about sticking out your gyat for the rizzler for a looooooong time"
I can't play as either of the girls so far. Sheena needs to redeem both Ariana and Lucia because I can't stand Ariana having less health, and Lucia not having a dash. Edit: Lucia's dash is on B button or O, not Y or Triangle. No clue what Sheenas dash will do... Hopefully dash or slide like in Hard Corp?
Between the audio glitching, talking about making out with guys, and their general giddiness over this game, this feels like classic grumps at their finest ❤️.
5:01 "I don't think you're ready for spaghetti." absolutely killed me 💀🤣 I laughed so hard that my weak lungs from this covid and the combined attempt to laugh hurts but that got me off guard and just had me laughing. I swear I've said something like that to my sister during the movie but it was so much funnier hearing Arin basically sing it out to Dan as he got what it was lol
The robot guys in the ice train level that run up from behind carrying huge missiles over their heads is peak Contra ridiculousness; I'm glad they have stuff like that in this game.
@@KairuHakubi I think when people say that, they mean “every generation HAD this” which is true. Every generation during childhood had words that they would use as slang. It’s just that people usually grow out of it
The idea of the back alley ne’er do well in a trench coat earnestly trying to broaden children’s horizons by selling bootleg classic books to them is a very funny bit.
I hope they discover the perk shop, not only would it make their lives easier but there are some fun abilities too. The dodge button also would be pretty helpful
@resileaf9501 True, though coming from someone who once encouraged the idea of pressing buttons to see what they do in his MMX Sequelitis, it's interesting that he never bothered to start testing to see what button the dash is on.
They absolutely have to play Hard Corps: Uprising. It's basically just extra weeby, extra hype Contra. Dan would love the classic gameplay and Arin can play Sayuri right from level 1.
40:15 TEAM FOUR STAR MENTIONED 🎉🔥💯🥳🎂💖👌👌👌 also, kinda disappointed ariana wasn't the one to open the temple given she's the only one of her tribe left and spent so long defending the island all by herself. shouldn't that have given her legit "chosen warrior" status???
4:57 ...Guys... You're not gonna believe this, but... I happen to be eating spaghetti for dinner while watching this... 5:10 MY GOD. You both screaming together sounds like a demon dying, which is accurate given the context. {: D
These episodes of Contra, particularly for someone like me who owned the original NES game at age 9 & played it a LOT (with Konami code, haha). These episodes are freaking funny, please play more Contra guys!
"is there a dash or something?" I'm just waiting for them to hit other buttons on the controller and learn they have a dash, can change weapons, and even call in weapon pods.... (Dan hasn't switched weapons the entire game so far) Also can't wait till they discover perks.
I am spending most of the video begging them to realize the dash button is a thing. Like they gave them a whole cutscene to realize that's Ariana's whole deal.
The fact they got this game early is clear that this playthrough is a promotion, possibly even sponsored. But they normally only play for one episode if that's the case. So the fact that they're continuing to play this game for multiple episodes because they're just having so much fun with it is an excellent endorsement for any game.
Why is it that Dan never wonders how it is that arin can shoot at an angle without moving, while Dan just keeps running under the things he's trying to shoot at.
before they bought the upgrades, they had A:2x5 (10) and D:3x5(15) hits. with four purchases, they now have 5x7(45) hits each, which is a tiny boost to their survivability I'd say
@@miguelnewmexico8641 No, no, no, no. Read those again it's not like well wishes we love you Danny. It's like we will miss you Danny. That's what people were putting in as a vibe. It's not necessarily a 'me' thing.
I can kind of relate to Dan not being able to see anything in this flashy bullet hell. I sort of feel the same way in a Starcraft 2 (late in the match) and Super Smash Bros Ultimate (what with all the smoke trails)
I feel Arin missed out on a chance to joke about serving 'C' as Ariana. 'Also missed out on what her level 2 version does. I take it each character save for the Big Boiz modify one of the basic weapons in some way.
Not relevant to the game, but wanna say I'm super happy you guys had Good Kid on shorts back when you did. They've easily become one of my favorite bands since then.
18:57 Dan yelling "FUCK" and arin saying "just calm yourself." What an uno reverse.
It's always nice when Dan gets invested in playing a game. It usually introduces a good dynamic change.
How the turns have tabled
"Just calm yourself" is the most veiled "HAY TAKE IT EASY" I've ever seen
When Arin gets angry it doesn’t bother me because it happens so often but in any of the rare cases where Dan does it actually takes me back for a second
Arin "not-so-grump" Hanson
Arin describing anyone else as proto-youtube is basically the spiderman pointing meme
I just found out double rainbow guy died a couple years ago
lucky bastard
@@KairuHakubi freddiew?
@@MadDogEddie I believe his name was Yosemitebear
@@miguelnewmexico8641 doesn't count if you do it yourself. just like how it doesn't feel as good when it's your own hand.
@@KairuHakubi😂 uckin hell hahah
There are compilations about Arin's superhuman comedic timing, but he really does have something special going on lol
You actually can get the Konami code to work on this. You put in the code as soon as the game starts and the flaming c on the logo is on screen. Then you'll hear a chime and there will be a thing for purchase in the perk shop for 7500 credits that will let you set the player stock to 30 lives.
do you get a discount with the other stock upgrades, or does it stack with them? basically is it a waste to buy the other stock upgrades?
@@KairuHakubi probably not, but maybe the other upgrades compound to it or something I don't know
They didn't even need the upgrades to beat that boss they just needed to believe in themselves and also play better
hhahaa this made me laugh hard
Primarily that second part. Maybe almost exclusively. Probably 30/70...
20/80.
This scuffed ass audio is actually really wonderful, and I enjoy it unironically. Reminds me of vintage Grumps ❤
Like 2015 all over again, such a happier simpler time.
I dislike it. Their peaks make my TV speakers crackle. Can’t wait for it to be fixed.
Reminds me of the god damn apple core
@@debugdax it’s not your TV. It’s the audio in general.
@@debugdaxwatch it on something else, then.
Give the people what they want! Play old school type games like this every once in a while but make sure the audio sounds like you’re talking into a tin can.. brings us all back
If they ever decide to record the footage through a VCR and audio on an audiocassette, I'd watch the shit out of that
I love how there are so many elements of all Contra here, classic, contra 3, and even hard corps, this is amazing
Arin at 33:15 "Woah! I can charge my fucking shots dude!"
The very same Arin during the previous bossfight: "You can charge your...yeah yeah I know!"
Not the same, Lucia changes spread shots function.
we're off to a good start when the game's tutorial character mentions sliding and the Grumps just stay standing to take those spiked presses to the face.
the vibes are immaculate for this playthrough. Only enhanced by the shitty audio.
Fun synchronicity: the voice actress for Lucia has also done work in Ace Attorney, Dangonrampa, and even Arin's own Awesome Series and Girlchan!
I'm imagining the Rizzler being like The Boulder. "THE RIZZLER IS NOT THRILLED ABOUT BEING ON A MISSION WITH A LITTLE GIRL...."
THE RIZZLER IS OVER IS LACK OF THRILL, AND IS READY TO WHIN THIS WITH A GYATALANCHE!
Or would he?
Oh, nah. That'd be the diddler
Welp, he’s going to forever be Bill “The Rizzler” Rizer in my mind now.
The fact he's voiced by Steven Blum (Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop, Wolverine in a ton of the Marvel properties, and about a hundred anime dubs you've probably heard from Naruto to Demon Hunter) makes this infinitely funnier to me. Every time he talks it slaps me in the face. 😂
Everything about this, from the audio to their silly jokes and attitude, feels like classic retro vintage Grumps
Happy birthday DanDan Avidan! I'll have some Culver's tendies in your honor. The regular ones, not buffalo.
"what's your favorite episode of Game Grumps, Billy?"
"I like the one where they talked about sticking out your gyat for the rizzler for a looooooong time"
I thought I was the only one who sang "I don't think you're ready for spaghetti." What a relief😅
That audio is C R U N C H Y 😂
They're using tin plates as pop filters.
Arin's excitement at playing the cute and/or hot girls is always a vibe.
My favorite is when he tries to make them exactly like his wife or a cute goth girl >.> it's like.. "of course he would"
I can't play as either of the girls so far. Sheena needs to redeem both Ariana and Lucia because I can't stand Ariana having less health, and Lucia not having a dash.
Edit: Lucia's dash is on B button or O, not Y or Triangle.
No clue what Sheenas dash will do... Hopefully dash or slide like in Hard Corp?
Yep!
Dan as a guardsman in Whiterun "I was going to play Contra just right, then I took a grenade to the face".
Holy shit this audio makes this 10x funnier
Especially when they start laughing at something we could not hear whatsoever. Hilarious.
Between the audio glitching, talking about making out with guys, and their general giddiness over this game, this feels like classic grumps at their finest ❤️.
that Reading Rainbow bit made me realize they should absolutely have Levar and/or Mica Burton on a Guest Grumps
Lol how silly do you feel now my man?
5:01 "I don't think you're ready for spaghetti." absolutely killed me 💀🤣 I laughed so hard that my weak lungs from this covid and the combined attempt to laugh hurts but that got me off guard and just had me laughing. I swear I've said something like that to my sister during the movie but it was so much funnier hearing Arin basically sing it out to Dan as he got what it was lol
29:36 - "data regarding an object with massive energy readings"
It's a weighted companion cube!
The robot guys in the ice train level that run up from behind carrying huge missiles over their heads is peak Contra ridiculousness; I'm glad they have stuff like that in this game.
5:59 DUDE NOT AIR MINIONS
Happy birthday Mr. Business :)
GameGrumps Lunch Break Chronicles, Day 74:
HAPPY DAN DAY!!!! I’m just gonna have a plain ol turkey sandwich today. Can’t go wrong. 10/10.
I think I’ll have a sandwich too 🥪
What is Dan Day?
@@MattLuceen it’s Dan’s birthday lol
Enjoy your turkey sammie!
Technically, with the perks they ended up with the equivalent of 35 lives, since contra was a 1 hit death
I love hearing 40 year old men talking about rizz and gyatts
Same. It really reminds you that in 30+ years, today's kids will be taking their place as "old people using today's slang".
I don't!
and what i hate more is the false equivalence like "oh every generation has this"
They really, really don't. Not like this.
@@KairuHakubi I think when people say that, they mean “every generation HAD this” which is true. Every generation during childhood had words that they would use as slang. It’s just that people usually grow out of it
@@KairuHakubiQuit your jive, turkey. Tune into these hep cats.
@@That_Lady_Charlie heyy anybody who talks that way would be on my side.. on MY trolley.
I think the more impressive thing about the backflipping on the motorcycle thing is Bill managing to never land on his nuts.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN! 🎉 YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN!!!
"I never knew we had a dash" proceeds to not have dash, classic
The idea of the back alley ne’er do well in a trench coat earnestly trying to broaden children’s horizons by selling bootleg classic books to them is a very funny bit.
I hope they discover the perk shop, not only would it make their lives easier but there are some fun abilities too. The dodge button also would be pretty helpful
"I didn't even know you could dash!"
Arin.
@@burnin8ableProceeds to never dash, despite the revelation. Oh, Arin... Never change.
@@SigmentKurosai Yeah, because... Learning you can dash doesn't help if you don't magically get the knowledge of *how* to dash.
Not that he needed to.
They did it in this episode.
@resileaf9501 True, though coming from someone who once encouraged the idea of pressing buttons to see what they do in his MMX Sequelitis, it's interesting that he never bothered to start testing to see what button the dash is on.
Contra is fun to watch. Really gets the no thinky talk going
5:32 that character for whatever reason is like, the second boss that comes to mind in all of contra for me.
36:35 HOLY SHIT
I also love the scuffed audio. It reminds me of when they used to stream. I hope they do again
Happy Birthday, Mr. Sexbang!
I can feel how Dan is overwhelmed by this game
Watching this on my phone, their voices sound like when I get water in the speaker 😂
Happy birthday Mr. Business!
Happy birthday dan!!! Still amazed that i share a birthday with dan
Hbd!! 🎉🎉
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! :) hope you have some yummy treats
Fun fact, both you and Dan also share a bday with Albert Einstein! And Steph Curry if you're a NBA fan
oh happy birthday !!!
19:42 - "Overloading a weapon just might save your life."
19:47 - "Good lord, how do you even do this?"
I think they just told you...
They absolutely have to play Hard Corps: Uprising. It's basically just extra weeby, extra hype Contra. Dan would love the classic gameplay and Arin can play Sayuri right from level 1.
the way i would have fully believed this was an old episode of game grumps if it weren't for the skibidi toilet references
I never thought I’d hear Dan say my name followed by “fanum tax”
25:26 the auto pods let you summon a weapon pod when it's full, they fill by getting kills
Dudes will watch this video sitting on the toilet and be like "hell yeah"
Or mums...with a toddler who can't watch it because he picks up new words quickly...I can't wait till I can watch grumps with him 😭
100% happened
Happy Birthday, Dan!!!
Happy Birthday Dan!! 🎉🥳
People when they get the flame weapon: I've always wanted to be the flame wheel from super Mario Brothers! XD
Happy B-Day Dan!! 🎉🎂
Ariana Arin Bean-ing alone on that island for a year made him filled with so many beans and very bitter about anyone with Bean as their last name.
Awesome! I'll never get tired of Davod Hayter's voice.
Dan: there’s so much stuff flying from every direction
Me: (wonders if they will ever do just shapes and beats)
40:15 TEAM FOUR STAR MENTIONED 🎉🔥💯🥳🎂💖👌👌👌
also, kinda disappointed ariana wasn't the one to open the temple given she's the only one of her tribe left and spent so long defending the island all by herself. shouldn't that have given her legit "chosen warrior" status???
I would love a full playthrough of this if possible, this is honestly a great watch
Happy Birthday Danny! Also Happy Pi Day too
4:57 ...Guys... You're not gonna believe this, but... I happen to be eating spaghetti for dinner while watching this...
5:10 MY GOD. You both screaming together sounds like a demon dying, which is accurate given the context. {: D
20:30 Oh snap there are unlockables?! I was hoping they would add that!
I absolutely love this series so far! Game grumps contra is a treat. So are the awful mics lol! Keep it up!
5:12 in case anyone needs a new ringtone...or alarm clock sound xD
But does it burn? 2:01 If so you should get that checked out.
Also, 17:00... Dan: OK bro. I got you.
These episodes of Contra, particularly for someone like me who owned the original NES game at age 9 & played it a LOT (with Konami code, haha).
These episodes are freaking funny, please play more Contra guys!
"is there a dash or something?"
I'm just waiting for them to hit other buttons on the controller and learn they have a dash, can change weapons, and even call in weapon pods.... (Dan hasn't switched weapons the entire game so far)
Also can't wait till they discover perks.
Happy Birthday Dan!!!
arin: there's a dash? *continues to never dash or even bother learning how to*
2:40
another one to add to the list of "Arin incredible self-confidence gets tested"
"Easy, peasy. Look at this. We're just plowin' through 'em. 'Cause I got those-OOPS!" Arin, in every game ever, but also specifically this one.
Happy Birthday, Danny! I hope you have many more!❤❤🎉😊
I am spending most of the video begging them to realize the dash button is a thing. Like they gave them a whole cutscene to realize that's Ariana's whole deal.
Even after Arin says, "oh there's a dash!" Still doesn't use it
I love how much Contra 3 and 4 is in this game, with a good amount of Hard Corps thrown in for good measure. :)
24:16 this is the Arin Hanson thought process patent pending
Why does the audio for these episodes sound like they are playing in separate rooms over shitty gaming headsets.
The fact they got this game early is clear that this playthrough is a promotion, possibly even sponsored. But they normally only play for one episode if that's the case. So the fact that they're continuing to play this game for multiple episodes because they're just having so much fun with it is an excellent endorsement for any game.
HAPPY BDAY DAN the gamer words joke was the best one in this video and the crap audio makes Arin's reaction better
Why is it that Dan never wonders how it is that arin can shoot at an angle without moving, while Dan just keeps running under the things he's trying to shoot at.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN MAN!!!🎉🎉
before they bought the upgrades, they had A:2x5 (10) and D:3x5(15) hits. with four purchases, they now have 5x7(45) hits each, which is a tiny boost to their survivability I'd say
The boys really stuck the gyatt out for the rizzler with this one. It was so fanum tax.
39:55
Is... Is that a Glaug...? It looks like someone painted a Glaug green before sawing off the particle beams and autocannons.
The train stage in the later half reminds me SO MUCH of Ikaruga's second stage. I miss effects like this.
Happy birthday Danny! It’s not every day where your favorite RUclipsr gamer and sex comedy rockstar turns 45!
18:11 Arin's Pride strikes again!
Why is everyone saying Happy Birthday to Dan like he's dead and its a fucking memorial/eulogy?
@@miguelnewmexico8641 No, no, no, no. Read those again it's not like well wishes we love you Danny. It's like we will miss you Danny. That's what people were putting in as a vibe. It's not necessarily a 'me' thing.
I can kind of relate to Dan not being able to see anything in this flashy bullet hell. I sort of feel the same way in a Starcraft 2 (late in the match) and Super Smash Bros Ultimate (what with all the smoke trails)
I feel Arin missed out on a chance to joke about serving 'C' as Ariana. 'Also missed out on what her level 2 version does.
I take it each character save for the Big Boiz modify one of the basic weapons in some way.
27:20 is so fire
😂😂busted audio I love it
Happy birthday to the one and only Dan Avidan!
Happy birthday dan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN! ❤❤❤
Shnerdburglar is my new favorite word
Not relevant to the game, but wanna say I'm super happy you guys had Good Kid on shorts back when you did. They've easily become one of my favorite bands since then.
Flurmflam, sounds like a new name for the next Zelda they play.
The bikes remind me of the Jet Moto franchise...may it rest in pepperonis
Happy Birthday, Dan!
The 30x lives is an unlockable perk in this version of Contra.