The Single Joy-Con Experience

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • I'M BACK! Today we're using a single Joy-Con on Elite Smash in Smash Bros Utlimate. This was a... Stressful experience to say the least LOL hope you enjoy!
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  • @namelastname3126
    @namelastname3126 5 лет назад +1453

    This is how smash was meant to be played

  • @Mightykeef
    @Mightykeef 5 лет назад +973

    I liked because of the intro.

    • @obamaorb7426
      @obamaorb7426 5 лет назад +10

      Will you be accepting the task of the single joycon?

    • @TrueDiesil
      @TrueDiesil 5 лет назад +18

      Liked only because of the intro and not the full content of the video? Boy you just crazy.

    • @Doolie572
      @Doolie572 5 лет назад +3

      Keef you better do this too 😂😂

    • @bostonfravala8670
      @bostonfravala8670 5 лет назад

      The Keef Crew a new series you could do on your channel could be weekly online challenges that at the beginning of the week you put a poll on RUclips, people vote or put their own ideas in the comment section of that poll and then you do the highest requested challenge and mention the person that suggested it to get the Keef Crew at home involved👌🏻 I love your content (and yours too Ninkendo if your reading this I didn’t forget you) and with your channel the best of futures in 2019❤️

    • @isakts8576
      @isakts8576 5 лет назад

      Keef

  • @whats_up_gamer2062
    @whats_up_gamer2062 5 лет назад +785

    "I cannot be seen."
    Is seen by 188k people.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 лет назад +731

    We had playing Brawl with a Wiimote
    Now we have playing Ultimate with a single Joycon

    • @arealduck441
      @arealduck441 5 лет назад

      Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon omg so true

    • @jankbunky4279
      @jankbunky4279 5 лет назад +105

      Playing it with a single Joy-con is much, much nicer than playing with a wiimote.

    • @coldjolteon5799
      @coldjolteon5799 5 лет назад +2

      It's you

    • @dat0ne821
      @dat0ne821 5 лет назад +5

      Dude, this is the ultimate gamer experience

    • @lunakirby128
      @lunakirby128 5 лет назад +23

      least it has a joystick

  • @LucasMBoysOurRoy
    @LucasMBoysOurRoy 5 лет назад +284

    Remember when you thought the Wiimote was the best controller for Smash?
    *A challenger approaches*

    • @current9300
      @current9300 5 лет назад +4

      Ah, good times when two Wii motes were only Smash Brawl controllers me and my brother had. It took like a day until we wasted good portion of our savings to gamecube controllers.

    • @photoshopboy3872
      @photoshopboy3872 5 лет назад +3

      Nah m8, 3ds for life

  • @Technicals
    @Technicals 5 лет назад +630

    That was a great opening.

    • @josk8319
      @josk8319 5 лет назад +3

      Intro???
      Wasn’t he just hiding from the Nintendo ninjas?

  • @gilley._
    @gilley._ 5 лет назад +722

    You guys know the ACTUAL worst way to play Ultimate?
    Joy-Cons with drifting problems

  • @momosaysnono4993
    @momosaysnono4993 5 лет назад +269

    I see that *someone* has finally understood the true way to play Super Smash Bros

  • @erikquam1529
    @erikquam1529 5 лет назад +236

    Don’t worry, the first time isn’t very pleasurable, but it gets more enjoyable every time after the first.

    • @Pepitossj4
      @Pepitossj4 5 лет назад +156

      My uncle told me the same

    • @kevote6922
      @kevote6922 5 лет назад +16

      NoFear I’m so sorry to hear that...well at least now you can play with joyconz!

    • @bonniejunk
      @bonniejunk 5 лет назад +17

      @@Pepitossj4
      well, he walked right into that one.

    • @fourteenants
      @fourteenants 5 лет назад

      Joycons are never good

    • @toadythetoast
      @toadythetoast 5 лет назад +9

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @retriax
    @retriax 5 лет назад +416

    You thought the *SINGLE JOY-CON* was crazy? Nah, you haven't seen the power of the *POKÉBALL PLUS!*

    • @godlyvex5543
      @godlyvex5543 5 лет назад +37

      DONGO BONGO CONTROLLER

    • @CodeCaden
      @CodeCaden 5 лет назад +6

      But you can’t play smash with the poke ball plus

    • @retriax
      @retriax 5 лет назад +41

      @@CodeCaden *that's the joke*

    • @Alex-yl7bw
      @Alex-yl7bw 5 лет назад +9

      I know this is a joke but if we were to actually do this...
      Step 1: Button set to smash attack
      Step 2: ?????
      Step 3: get banned for being idle

    • @adrielgarcia4827
      @adrielgarcia4827 5 лет назад +4

      Lelando22 r/ihavereddit

  • @Sytonix
    @Sytonix 5 лет назад +338

    I played ken with a single joycon once.
    Once

  • @elbebochoteporocho4109
    @elbebochoteporocho4109 5 лет назад +169

    Imagine having a 2nd joystick to play good
    *THIS POST WAS MADE BY 3DS GANG*

  • @Kritical77
    @Kritical77 5 лет назад +90

    Next use dk bongos or pokeball plus. Wait even better wii balance board

    • @lildawis2721
      @lildawis2721 5 лет назад +8

      Use them all at once he would be a unit

  • @ramensmoothie
    @ramensmoothie 5 лет назад +94

    Why not just... I dunno... Turn off tap jump...?

  • @emyxam974
    @emyxam974 5 лет назад +76

    Nice single joycon experience. Personaly i tried the "being single" experience... and its still going

  • @shmoomies9474
    @shmoomies9474 5 лет назад +163

    He plays better than me with joycon than me on pro controller

    • @MagneticSSBM
      @MagneticSSBM 5 лет назад

      Pro controller sucks

    • @Zagareus
      @Zagareus 5 лет назад +17

      @@MagneticSSBM But it really doesn't.

    • @MagneticSSBM
      @MagneticSSBM 5 лет назад +1

      @@Zagareus it is too weak, gamecube controllers are more sturdy and better

    • @Zagareus
      @Zagareus 5 лет назад +14

      @@MagneticSSBM Some people like the feel of the pro controller more though.

    • @MagneticSSBM
      @MagneticSSBM 5 лет назад

      @@Zagareus yeah i am just saying my opinion💁‍♂️

  • @menethemene1555
    @menethemene1555 5 лет назад +110

    That was the best OP in alll history keep it up :D

  • @hpblast
    @hpblast 5 лет назад

    Cool opening, man! Plus, as a tip for the next time you do this challenge, you can set up your Joy-Con like a regular 3ds, as far as the button layout goes (like tap jump off, only x or y for jump, L trigger for shield, etc.) Maybe that way you would get better results

  • @hammer4902
    @hammer4902 5 лет назад +41

    Honestly the single joy con is kinda nice. I’m in elite smash with 5 characters with it lol

    • @beasto3041
      @beasto3041 5 лет назад +4

      Robert Moore don’t go around spreading these LIES

    • @daddylachlan1381
      @daddylachlan1381 5 лет назад +4

      Actually I play single joycon almost everyday and it’s actually kinda easy. Congrats bro

  • @ignaciovalverde8929
    @ignaciovalverde8929 5 лет назад

    The skit was hilarious man! The whole video on its own was awesome and just the way you are makes these videos better. I look forward to seeing more funny ideas like these and have a good day :).

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 5 лет назад +31

    This video wasn’t a [G O L D E X P E R I E N C E]

  • @squeebosh8525
    @squeebosh8525 5 лет назад

    I got so hyped when you gimped Cloud at the end that I got a Joy-Con strap reminder from the Switch I'm currently not using!

  • @captainbup
    @captainbup 5 лет назад +6

    When one of your joycons is dead.
    Red: Go on without me Blue!
    Blue: NO! NOBODY LIKES PLAYING SINGLE JOYCON! I CANT DO IT!

    • @kyidk
      @kyidk 5 лет назад +1

      No one likes playing with two JoyCons Lol.

    • @ciberkid22
      @ciberkid22 5 лет назад

      @@kyidk How else are you gonna play portable besides bringing the pro controller?

    • @kyidk
      @kyidk 5 лет назад

      ciberkid22 portable GameCube adapter. Look it up it’s on Kickstarter

    • @ciberkid22
      @ciberkid22 5 лет назад

      @@kyidk Huh. Never heard of it. Guess I can finally dust off my Gamecube controller

    • @nomagno
      @nomagno 5 лет назад

      @@kyidk You look like a CASUAL WEB USER. I have scanned HALF THE INTERNET and SURPRISE: there is a portable Gamecube controller: the 8BITDO'S GBROS ADAPTER (Imagine the announcer when you read capital letters).

  • @nonplayercharacter12333
    @nonplayercharacter12333 5 лет назад

    Great intro! Creative and funny! Do more like those!
    My coworkers insist on using the joy cons when we play Smash at lunch. As a gentleman, I do too. The miss inputting is so real.

  • @nateD3
    @nateD3 5 лет назад +10

    you really put yourself through this for our entertainment...
    You're a real one😂

  • @macenanoro826
    @macenanoro826 5 лет назад

    Okay, that last match was some of the best comeback play I've ever seen. XD Just honestly "good job".

  • @infinity_phantomile
    @infinity_phantomile 5 лет назад +46

    If you want my opinion, using single joy con is easy to use. Might be because I play Brawl with wii remote

    • @ciberkid22
      @ciberkid22 5 лет назад +3

      Many hardcore Smash players will probably hiss at that comment lol

    • @SwitchyWitch_
      @SwitchyWitch_ 5 лет назад +6

      Sideways Wiimote is better than single joy con tbh.

    • @raulmora156
      @raulmora156 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @convection20
      @convection20 5 лет назад

      @@SwitchyWitch_ slap a nunchuck to it and it becomes god

    • @devint5782
      @devint5782 5 лет назад

      same lol

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 5 лет назад

    9:38
    Me: [remembering the cult classic *Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Everyone is Screaming* ] "I see you are a man of culture as well."

  • @swirlynova
    @swirlynova 5 лет назад +10

    At my school, we have a Nintendo Switch, & we also have Smash Ultimate. Since there are 4 joy-cons & about 10 people gather around the Switch, we have to use a singular joy-con each & it’s extremely uncomfortable!!

    • @MapleMilk
      @MapleMilk 5 лет назад +2

      That's the life right there

    • @kongmanqueally7003
      @kongmanqueally7003 5 лет назад +1

      What type of school do u go to?

    • @swirlynova
      @swirlynova 5 лет назад

      Kongman Queally It’s a school in England

    • @LilCigarillo
      @LilCigarillo 5 лет назад +1

      Tried playing Mario Kart with friends. Friend 1 never complains about using the single joycon. I offer friend 2 the pro controller. Instant cramp.

    • @jebbers681
      @jebbers681 5 лет назад

      It gets more comfortable over time, dont worry.

  • @rainer_uncrowned
    @rainer_uncrowned 5 лет назад

    This is nice. Someone’s who’s good at smash, but isn’t a prick. I like you man. Keep up the good work!

  • @RianTRD
    @RianTRD 5 лет назад +5

    The only way to play Smash... Just like 3DS controls baby, SIDEWAYS JOYCON!

    • @SnackeyEu
      @SnackeyEu 5 лет назад

      It's nothing like 3DS, it's way smaller and much more uncomfortable. I know this because I played 3DS for 3 years

  • @DejuRoy05
    @DejuRoy05 5 лет назад

    Ninkendo: oh hey I have tap jump
    Also Ken: *doesn't decide to change it between matches*

  • @CheezandCrakas
    @CheezandCrakas 5 лет назад +10

    Unpopular opinion: I like using single joycon and I’m good at it too

    • @roserobedee504
      @roserobedee504 5 лет назад

      Mystytopaz me too

    • @mex55
      @mex55 5 лет назад

      would be ok to play with joy cons casually between me and my wife and kids?
      I've heard a lot of people complain about it relentlessly being unplayable.

  • @Lily-bp7ny
    @Lily-bp7ny 5 лет назад +1

    Personally, as someone with small hands, I find it easy to use a Joy-Con, especially when I use the controller shaped grip for the Joy-Con. The left Joy-Con is easier to use as the joystick is easier to access, and the buttons are still easy to access.

  • @somarramos816
    @somarramos816 5 лет назад +17

    Someone was on to much G-fuel for the intro.

    • @willdg8108
      @willdg8108 5 лет назад

      Flame Gaming our boy was smoking g fuel

  • @ZoYatic
    @ZoYatic 5 лет назад

    Ok, I laughed at *Mr. O- FRICK ME* more than I actually should have

  • @evanprobst3755
    @evanprobst3755 5 лет назад +25

    You sound like RelaxAlax in the intro

    • @davidhernandez9535
      @davidhernandez9535 5 лет назад +1

      Evan Probst I really thought that’s who it was at first lol

  • @freepointsgals609
    @freepointsgals609 5 лет назад

    As soon as he said "I got the mafia on me" I hit that like button like my dorito stash depended on it.

  • @TherockinTwins
    @TherockinTwins 5 лет назад +10

    Now your playing with power

  • @tangaps
    @tangaps 5 лет назад

    "GET UP! STAY UP! THAT'S WHAT'S UP!" The intro was phenomenal

  • @doze5003
    @doze5003 5 лет назад +10

    Anyone else think ken works with the mafia? *thats how mafia works*

  • @aykh1705
    @aykh1705 5 лет назад

    Loving the music in the intro.
    The Rise of Darkrai was a great movie.

  • @mr.rad-guy3767
    @mr.rad-guy3767 5 лет назад +7

    I only play Smash Ultimate with the Power glove, I love the Power glove, it's so bad.

  • @cumberk8859
    @cumberk8859 5 лет назад

    FINALLY A joy-con video that doesn't blame the controller.
    Good to see us joy-con mains aren't getting the short end of the stick all the time. We're so underestimated.
    ....I'm not kidding. I play Joy-con.

  • @someonelol_
    @someonelol_ 5 лет назад +91

    joycon? more like I joyCANT win a smash game
    I’ll leave

  • @liamdonley4206
    @liamdonley4206 5 лет назад

    THE EDITING AT THE BEGINNING THO. Also, if you ever do this again, the Left Joy Con is SO much better than the right

  • @epicgameriii3409
    @epicgameriii3409 5 лет назад +7

    “Joy”-CON

  • @Pacchy
    @Pacchy 5 лет назад

    Everyone else: the single joycon is the worst way to play smash
    Me:*is having flashbacks of the wiimote controller

  • @vinegar6862
    @vinegar6862 5 лет назад +4

    I don’t have a switch so I always play with my friend and this is literally the only way I can play smash

  • @SintasSays
    @SintasSays 5 лет назад

    The Gamecube controller has made you weak, Ken. Join us. Join the dark side of joycons in handheld mode and pro controllers in TV mode.

  • @expio4257
    @expio4257 5 лет назад +3

    You masochist....make five more videos of just this.

    • @expio4257
      @expio4257 5 лет назад +1

      In fact, always play with the single joycon.

  • @JosephCash_
    @JosephCash_ 5 лет назад

    “STAY OFF. THATS WHATS UP.” Omg that KILLED me 😂😂

  • @guzzy7763
    @guzzy7763 5 лет назад +4

    This is how I played on my friends switch and I had no issue

  • @kylesorry1234
    @kylesorry1234 5 лет назад

    Meer mortal. I am accustomed to the art of one joycon smash. Having two people and one pair of joysticks is a difficult life

  • @edelomeara2345
    @edelomeara2345 5 лет назад +3

    Ken literally is my favourite youtuber

  • @msmx9088
    @msmx9088 5 лет назад

    That story at the beginning’s gotta be expanded upon at some point. I’m thinking maybe a mini movie called “Attention: The Unseen War”

  • @archipuff136
    @archipuff136 5 лет назад +11

    *plays with only one joycon*
    YOU KNOW IM ONE OF A SCIENTIST MY SELF 😂

  • @Lanman106
    @Lanman106 5 лет назад

    The intro was hilarious! Did you use a software to pitch down your voice?

  • @Jus-Dylan
    @Jus-Dylan 5 лет назад +3

    Gold experience

  • @orangedude5610
    @orangedude5610 5 лет назад

    9:06 the music went perfectly with that up-smash

  • @JesseHOH
    @JesseHOH 5 лет назад +3

    Video starts at 2:20 I mean... gameplay wise

  • @dangerboatsouth4747
    @dangerboatsouth4747 5 лет назад

    Alright, you redeemed yourself after getting bodied by a giant dedede in world of light.

  • @2supinointhesky566
    @2supinointhesky566 5 лет назад +7

    your hands are like ridley

    • @ridz377
      @ridz377 5 лет назад +1

      Fantomius I like your profile picture

    • @ArashiOdayakana
      @ArashiOdayakana 5 лет назад +1

      Eyy Niko from OneShot!

  • @VFneptoona
    @VFneptoona 5 лет назад

    Yo I hear that Detroit OST in the beginning! You got good taste in music!

  • @steeledcelestial2958
    @steeledcelestial2958 5 лет назад +5

    I use 1 joy con all the time

  • @kronos3504
    @kronos3504 5 лет назад

    That skit at the beginning was actually crazy good

  • @Nyloxmc
    @Nyloxmc 5 лет назад +3

    Play smash with a steam controller lul

  • @lordgoenutz1094
    @lordgoenutz1094 5 лет назад

    Ok real talk, that voice at the beginning is just....just.....MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. My god Ken.

  • @TaforSmth
    @TaforSmth 5 лет назад +5

    Ken please don't ever use that voice again it makes me feel uncomfortable

    • @sunspot5
      @sunspot5 5 лет назад

      Super Hedgehog Unleashed that wasn’t ken it was filthy frank

  • @okumist
    @okumist 5 лет назад

    Bro I get the pain, chillin' with my dudes playing some smash with the joycons and they fail all the time so I end up bodied 😂

  • @Wow-ds8eq
    @Wow-ds8eq 5 лет назад +22

    Filthy Frank won’t come back

    • @mm-gy5ir
      @mm-gy5ir 5 лет назад +3

      Unfortunately

  • @ThePlasmicAlchemist
    @ThePlasmicAlchemist 5 лет назад

    On the first third of the video, I literally thought his joy con stick was fricked up beyond fathom from so much use, but I then saw it up-close, and it's a stick pad whatsums.

  • @societyman9219
    @societyman9219 5 лет назад +20

    Let's go first viewer
    *Dabs
    *Dies

    • @societyman9219
      @societyman9219 5 лет назад

      Well then first comment I guess, all I know I was damn early

  • @bencarbs5812
    @bencarbs5812 5 лет назад

    I actually laughed so hard at the ninja part lol. Loved the vid overall though too

  • @CM-iq6kc
    @CM-iq6kc 5 лет назад +7

    First

    • @juant6225
      @juant6225 5 лет назад

      bruh

    • @oddboi2256
      @oddboi2256 5 лет назад

      Then a green shell

    • @Padingo
      @Padingo 5 лет назад

      Good job pat yourself on the back ok_hand

    • @AubreyGAMER
      @AubreyGAMER 5 лет назад

      Nah man it was alpha hyper

  • @kryptie7259
    @kryptie7259 5 лет назад +1

    Shout out to neon for being a good person we need more people like him

  • @joshsamraj6416
    @joshsamraj6416 5 лет назад

    Indisputable footage of Georgia's best Joy-Con player.
    Thank you, Ken.

  • @Ryleycamo
    @Ryleycamo 5 лет назад

    This is the first video ive watched of ninkendo and wow what a first impression

  • @yoshihirogamer
    @yoshihirogamer 5 лет назад

    the every single joycon is very impossible but with a joycon grip that you've put on is so much usefull to be played more including handheld mode to improve the smash pro

  • @gnngmstr590
    @gnngmstr590 5 лет назад

    My boy Ninkendo looked liked Tom Cruise on the intro XD

  • @Thefootqueenie
    @Thefootqueenie 4 года назад

    Joy-cons, the perfect controller, the grandchildren of the Wii remote, yet from the side of the horrible Wii U game pad. Easily attachable to its console and other accessories. So small can fit it in your pocket, several pairs can actually. Also comes in easily differentiating colors to tell which is which when playing with a partner, or a single color if flying solo. Good things do come in small packages, very small even.

  • @jamesperry8661
    @jamesperry8661 5 лет назад

    It warms my heart to see meme edits in a smash video

  • @theghidorahwithmanynames6016
    @theghidorahwithmanynames6016 5 лет назад

    That opening is...oddly relaxing. Idk why it is, but it is. To me at least.

  • @DarthWeegee
    @DarthWeegee 5 лет назад

    My boy Ninkendo plays without Tap Jump. I love him even more now.

  • @StephenSiu
    @StephenSiu 5 лет назад

    that bowser kill against peach was HELLA DOPE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @carterulery
    @carterulery 5 лет назад

    When you said you were playing with joy con, I thought it was plural and thought it wouldn't bad cuz that's what I play with mostly, but I didn't know it was one... Oh god

  • @GaryRozu
    @GaryRozu 5 лет назад

    Ho Boy, I sure love some gameplay commentary with Mr Crotch and Hands! This is definitely not some sort of distraction to keep us busy while some underground organization plans to do illegal nintendo-related buissness! No no no, just some sweet Crotch and Hands Smash ultimate gameplay, HO BOI.

  • @BobbyHillHyperTails18
    @BobbyHillHyperTails18 5 лет назад

    listen as a high school kid this day in age single joy con smash is pretty main stream during class, we have evolved to play with a single joy con and it really ain’t that bad

  • @scroffel5910
    @scroffel5910 5 лет назад

    I played Brawl with a Wii Remote, I played a little bit of Smash 4 with a Wii Remote, and now, when I finally play this amazing Ultimate, I will play it with a Single Joy-Con.

  • @itsflxmerider4370
    @itsflxmerider4370 5 лет назад

    The skit at the beginning.........perfect

  • @sirknightjcb9310
    @sirknightjcb9310 5 лет назад

    Now that’s what I call an intro! And a nice skit too!

  • @petercipra5616
    @petercipra5616 5 лет назад +1

    *Wavedashes aggressively*

  • @jjtailsX2
    @jjtailsX2 5 лет назад

    7:22 I knew when he was going to say WOO

  • @kav1ar5
    @kav1ar5 5 лет назад

    You should only do these types of videos for the rest of Ultimate. By yourself, alone, on “for glory”, and occasionally with LinkL and Sherwood. Forever

  • @Megrowing
    @Megrowing 5 лет назад

    That person at the beginning is obviously apart of the lore. He's def. Ken's brother as he says frick

  • @SalixCat7
    @SalixCat7 5 лет назад +2

    Wii remote + shrink ray = regret (also known as "joy con")

  • @redr_um
    @redr_um 5 лет назад +1

    Didn’t know the Punisher lived with Ninkendo. 1:38

  • @stellarbeauty4631
    @stellarbeauty4631 5 лет назад +1

    When you have a singular joycon: 9:38

  • @Sayyble
    @Sayyble 5 лет назад +1

    Ninkendo complaining about tap jump.....
    Me: I only use tap jump though....

  • @adamisme5939
    @adamisme5939 5 лет назад

    You think they did Waluigi dirty by making him an assist trophy? Mr. "Oh, frick me!" was made into an ITEM.
    When are Ace Attorney games going to start tackling the *real* crimes?