50% of marriages end in watching this video This is a Minecraft mod I coded for Minecraft 1.20 on Minecraft Forge and Minecraft Fabric #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes
Lol. It's like Rimworld. Organ sale, slavery, genocide, murder, rade, racism. The only one thing's we all need is add more different drug's. Blue Krystal's is boring. I'm wanting to be truly farmer and growing funny plants, use child labour and basketball people labour 🥺👉👈
SORRY, BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DOUG DOUG VIEWER ANYMORE. ONLY DOUG DOUG HATERS. CHECK OUT r/wehatedougdoug FOR MORE INFO (we still love divorce though)
Considering the abnormal genetic compatability between mobs I theorize that the secret Fingees Minecraft lore is that every creature is actually *Steve, the first mob.* In the beginning there was Grass and Cobble. They intertwined and created the first blocks. Together they built Steve, the first mob. Through 200% energy efficient mitosis Steve rapidly multiplied until God patched it out. In their desperate attempt to yet achieve the Singularity of Steve they inbred for thousands of ticks. Random mutations causing the inevitable devision of the population and spawning every mob, every feature, and every block in existence. They gave birth to the Sun and Moon, Death and Life, Block and mob, and everything inbetween. Their dream of true Steve forever out of reach. *But that's just a theory-*
You should add a Willy Wonka mod, but you spend most of the game fighting a war of expansion to colonize all of the Oompa Loompas with Guns, Germs, and Steel.
Who needs a silly catfish, when you can literally breed with all mobs in game and make truly manmade horrors? Alex's mobs are cool, but Fingees (YT) is on the next step
New Chicken----$8 New Hot Dog----$22 Night Oysters----$198 Long item?-----$19 Awkward pause--$69 This date is not---$3 Going well-----$22 Please follow----$38 & like the video---$19 I paused cause I thought I seen sun and I’m happy I did. Nice touch fingees
Thanks for adding not only divorce, but also domestic violence, fingees! I really needed for a particular purpose(i'm trying to ruin my brother's relationship)
I love your videos especially your voice, so i’m gonna be honest, I love watching your videos while i’m high. The experience is crazy, mainly when you start going off topic and adding other things to your mods. keep it up ❤
Marriage, divorce, AND domestic violence? Mojang wishes it could be as creative as Fingees
If he keeps making these mods, Minecraft will be as realistic as reality, if you exclude blocks and the pixels.
True
that's the goal @@gwenlop9512
they're too busy adding the "bogged" (it is just a green skeleton)
@@fingees_YT your forgetting its ‘best’ feature. Poison arrows.
"the meat your kid drops is technically edible" is a wild statement
-jonathan swift, 1729, colorized
Rimworld moment
That sounds like a line from a book about survive a nuclear apocalypse.
"If its meat, its food"
beat me to it lol
"And if you're over 18..." bro knows what he's dealing with lol
True.
He's got my respect
Moment?
@@フカセはかわいい 2:25
do you have a brain
Yup 👍
it wont be long until fingees starts modding real life.
Can't wait for the Real Life update where it uses VR and Holographic technology and Quantum Tunelling to achieve 500% realism.
can’t wait for that real life race change gamepass update
@@manofthenature Michael Jackson moment 😳
Oh boy cant wait for the reglion update
I hope not
I love that you're adding every internal organ, one at a time.
I’m waiting on the bladder!!!
wait until i get to the external organs (skin) you will get to peel steve
@@fingees_YTFinally! I get to rip the skin off of my favorite video game character while listening to mice on Venus! My dream is finallly coming true!
Lol. It's like Rimworld. Organ sale, slavery, genocide, murder, rade, racism. The only one thing's we all need is add more different drug's. Blue Krystal's is boring. I'm wanting to be truly farmer and growing funny plants, use child labour and basketball people labour
🥺👉👈
@@fingees_YTThe more you peel him the smaller he gets!
Doug doug viewers will enjoy this one
DOUG DOUG MENTIONED!!!!!! WTF IS A NOT RIGGED GAME?????
PEAK COMMENT
BALD
SORRY, BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A DOUG DOUG VIEWER ANYMORE. ONLY DOUG DOUG HATERS. CHECK OUT r/wehatedougdoug FOR MORE INFO
(we still love divorce though)
AGED BEEF DAD
Considering the abnormal genetic compatability between mobs I theorize that the secret Fingees Minecraft lore is that every creature is actually *Steve, the first mob.*
In the beginning there was Grass and Cobble. They intertwined and created the first blocks. Together they built Steve, the first mob. Through 200% energy efficient mitosis Steve rapidly multiplied until God patched it out. In their desperate attempt to yet achieve the Singularity of Steve they inbred for thousands of ticks. Random mutations causing the inevitable devision of the population and spawning every mob, every feature, and every block in existence. They gave birth to the Sun and Moon, Death and Life, Block and mob, and everything inbetween. Their dream of true Steve forever out of reach. *But that's just a theory-*
i am not capable of forward thinking but if i was this would be a great idea
You have summoned me by using the word "theory."
@@WarTheoryGT the war theorists
the war theorists
I can’t wait for “I added depression to minecraft”
Fingees is on his maniacal phase
he did it
You should add a Willy Wonka mod, but you spend most of the game fighting a war of expansion to colonize all of the Oompa Loompas with Guns, Germs, and Steel.
he should do that but instead spend most of the video focusing on what happens when you eat the blueberry gum like violet beuregarde
He would actually do this
@@PokeNebula That would be funny
Allready in game
you could have had the perfect Grindr joke with a stone grinder
Ohhh lol ;-;
That would've been gay.
@@TheBcoolGuyok
Stone cutter
@@BigHatLoganGaming *cuts ston epicyly*
“thank you fingees„ they all say in unison
thank you fingees
Hold up, let me get my Mine Mine jacket
thank you fingees
I love you too Finguee, No need for girlfriend when I have you
Is Fingees breedable?
🗿 not funny
I am seeing with my gf
@@Braian9887 neither are you
Can you add a attractiveness scale to Minecraft which you can increase by mewing and bonesmashing, but deteriorate if you play League of Legends?
yesss, the looksmaxxing update
Just casually put the catfish from Alex’s mobs in there
without credit
I was looking for it in the description or pinned comment then saw this. Sad.
who knows what else this clown has stolen
Fr
Who needs a silly catfish, when you can literally breed with all mobs in game and make truly manmade horrors? Alex's mobs are cool, but Fingees (YT) is on the next step
''And then catch them cheating or something''
*enderman teleports away*
That gave me a good, loud belly laugh
Villager got caught lacking 💀 0:23
🤨📷📸
No its ⬛🟧 not ⬜️🟧@user-kd7ig9qu9t
Children spotted
1:38 bro turned into mcyum
that ghast is adorable
2:14 hey that's the catfish from alex's mobs
I really wish i could get a mod pack of all your mods to scare my friends
New Chicken----$8
New Hot Dog----$22
Night Oysters----$198
Long item?-----$19
Awkward pause--$69
This date is not---$3
Going well-----$22
Please follow----$38
& like the video---$19
I paused cause I thought I seen sun and I’m happy I did. Nice touch fingees
I thought it said raw chicken and raw hotdogs, lol
Que lindo es tener un mod inspirado en mis padres
xDD
Happy Valentines Day all and Fingees, hope you have a love to spend time with 🥰
Dirt block girl's waiting him
I hope he doesnt
Just like steve at 0:20 in this video I spent my valentines with my animal wife. Anyone else?? 😊
I love how he always sounds like he is about to start laughing
As a girl, I'll definitely be keeping that dress on my bride
Yeah!
Pigwife!
based and lez beans pilled
@@bingusbongus9807 LEGO CITIZEN PILLED
As a man, I'll definetly be using the dress of my bride.
@@rata536 Enniy that dress, dude.
Dawg added zoophilia into Minecraft 😭
thats terrible and why your pfp is dog?
Just a normal fingees update
1:27 omg just leaked footage of my father years ago
1:13 “kids mom” bro you mean your wife 💀
Oh my bad
Thank you for making an accurate representation of my friend's parents
0:58 H U H
2:00 THE URGES TO KILL
Thanks for adding not only divorce, but also domestic violence, fingees! I really needed for a particular purpose(i'm trying to ruin my brother's relationship)
It was only two minutes but it felt like eternity 😭
those enderalexes are beautiful
1:55
Finally this valentine's is gonna be great
You should add male pregnancy next
Oh my god, why do I have the feeling that he's going to pick this specific idea?
This is so silly, I fucking love it 😂
1:43 Bro turned into Mcyum
0:50 Can I... wear the pretty dress?
You are a mad god, Sheogorath smiles upon you.
Now, ADD EVERY PART OF EVERY MOD YOU'VE MADE!!!!!!!!!!
(Except for the subway surfers one)
Enderman moment is insane 💀💀💀
Introducing, The Marriage and Divorce Update
dude how do you always come up with the EXACT ideas that Minecraft desperately needs?!
Add guns next, and a law system, with crimes
It's thr day after Valentines Day for me. I keep on forgetting it exists, I've never had a date in my life let alone for some random day.
Same
Well, well, well finger, man
It was nice to have this very not romantic date with you, Mr. Fingees.
i liked it :(
*Laughs in single*
You might be the best mod maker
This is some next level insanity
i really want these released as playable mods
I want this mod, I want to have a strange and bizarre family in Minecraft.
I want to marry a cute pig!
I wanna marry a ghast lmao
im going to marry an enderman
Edit:If he releases the mod of course
I appreciate clarifying 18+ cause some minecraft youtuber don't seem to understand that
why does the pig in the bride dress look so cute
Imagine adding Fury Bowser to Minecraft.
The most realistic minecraft mod
You are the definition of: Ohhhhh Brother
Can I Play this with the Jenny mod
Based
0:29 Thanks?
Let's go! Now my parents are in minecraft! Thanks!
2:03 oh, my fucking God those are my Kids
Happy Valentine’s Day and congrats on 100K subscribers
Can’t believe you didn’t also say Grinder (without the e) and use grindstone block, smh
1:23 bro's gonna get bullied af
yeah, reality
Bro I literally turned this on with my gf next to me..
And what did she say
this should be a real update in minecraft, who agrees with me?
2:24 who's here 14th February 2026 😂
🕋
watched this (and other videos of yours) with my partner, happy Valentine's Day, Fingees :)
0:01 Just a pervert actually.
Nuh uh
i was hoping he'd make a yellow mclaren joke
give a link fore the mod
Wow thats a catfish from Alex's Mobs mod!
0:20 thats so cute Steve is with his horse wife. This is the most zoo-positive mod ever omgg 😊
Real. 😏 💙🤍💜
@@TonyMontana-ij7vq based
@@flintz00 uwu
Please don't fuck animals
You forgot about Godzilla he was a mutated dinosaur you should also add hazmat suits
This was the saddest crap ive seen in a fingees video
0:19
Yooooo, can't believe you also added Vaush to Minecraft.
0:48 I am female
congrats! you are now a lesbian
Bro,I am bisexual
@@SilvieGacha123 cool
Yeah,I know:3
@@SilvieGacha123 More like...
S T E P B R O
Could you please add deep sea biomes and mobs to Minecraft?
love how the catfish is literally a fish
Add having to do Tax’s to Minecraft. And the IRS boss fight.
I can't believe he added gay interspecies marriage to minecraft
truly a man of culture
Sweet , more horrors beyond my comprehension
(Can you do phinease and ferb stuff ?, thanks:D)
zombie with suit got some flashbacks
the real fellas had it too
Congrats on 100k dude, you deserve it for making the most normal mods on the platform
The amount of power you have is incredible
You should add weight and diets just a lil suggestion :)
I feel so bad for Steve 😢😢😢 1:49
This is legitimately like 10x more expansive than a Minecraft update
Where's the getting milk addon?! My dad left with the milk 19 years ago! Please come home dad!
You having the kid as soon as you got married implies you did the nasty before marriage which is nice lore
Can you add Racism in Minecraft? I feel like it is an integral part of the game that hasn't been added yet.
I love your videos especially your voice, so i’m gonna be honest, I love watching your videos while i’m high. The experience is crazy, mainly when you start going off topic and adding other things to your mods. keep it up ❤
Now I can finally relate to my parents! WOW!!!
These updates are getting better and better.
This was painfull,for my heart
you managed to unlock my childhood trauma, recent trauma and new one all at once , damn you´re good
I hope the depression and substance abuse update comes out soon to complete this expansion
You should add gambling next, as a way to cope with the divorce