He pulled that shit when they dropped merch last and people complained they didn't have over a 2xl. No way in hell he's under a xl and I'm skeptical about that. Escpecially with how small and shitty they make clothes these days
We love you Jace please don't read these comments and have a welbutrin explosion you really aren't that fat just your height and shoulders alone would put you in larger sizes
Working on my birthday in an empty office building about to “finally do it for real this time”. Lemon party delays the inevitable for an hour and 20 minutes. Very good boys.
I haven't listened to this, but here is my sequence for lemon party bingo (I'm 67). - Ben will talk about food or his McDonald's habit - Ben will reminisce about the good old days (if you catch my drift). - Devan will do the nerd voice. - Ben will blow fat clouts out of his vape. - Jace will reply with the same voice. - Devan will rant about something - Jace will say something about women or how he's getting depressed.
I saw Ben at a mcdonalds, he was standing in line behind a mexican woman holding her baby. Suddenly the baby falls from her arms and she starts screaming and Ben looks unfazed, upon closer inspection the baby is NOT okay, Ben sees this too as I saw him look for a good few seconds at the ground. He simply tossed his hands to the side a bit and steps around her so he can make his order, he gets the attention of the cashier by saying "um, hello, you're not a doctor so focus on your job and take my order" which the cashier does due to his intimidating nature irl.
I just ran in to Ben 15 minutes ago in Walmart. He followed me from a distance around the store making horrible chewing noises staring directly at me. I told him that despite liking his podcast persona I was very uncomfortable with the reality of what he is like off camera. He began screaming slurs at me (Im black and gay and trans) and then he shouted for Will and Dawn and they tackled me to the ground at loaded me into a bright yellow van (Lemon) with a big N on the side. Im commenting this typing on my phone while it is in my back pocket as I am handcuffed so I apologize for any typos. Please send help.
From your description it sounds like you’re able bodied. How ableist of you. If you’re looking for sympathy, you won’t find it here. Think of the millions of people who can’t even go to Walmart like you did without assistance. You’re terrible. Do better.
Taylor swift in the background literally makes the podcast audio only. It’s so unwatchable, Ben please stop this. Also please don’t play movies, so distracting. 😂 Also the fact that Ben thought it was a good idea to put a surgery on the TV that one time, luckily Jace and Devan were just like "wtf no".
What a pleasant surprise seeing Recine on here. He fit in perfectly (as he does with most podcasts as long as he isn't given his druthers on the Israel/Gaza situation) and is probably the most underrated podcast guest out there.
They missed a purrrfect chance there for a bit: Jace to be proffered the device, then for him to shy away in shame, saying, "I already tried it." (Golly, comedy is hard. I had this one down a few hours ago when I watched, but now my rendition of what/how Jace responds guiltily is trash.)
My best friend from high school was raised by a guy who was chucked into raising him as a single dad. And it wasn’t his kid and he knew it. But my friend didn’t find out it wasn’t his dad until he was 18. The guy I believe just was always holding onto hope that someday maybe she would get back together with him.
Jace thinking we believe he fits in a large t shirt is the most hilarious thing he’s said lately.
He pulled that shit when they dropped merch last and people complained they didn't have over a 2xl. No way in hell he's under a xl and I'm skeptical about that. Escpecially with how small and shitty they make clothes these days
Probably a DXL large that's a 3XL for normal folks
Small and big dudes both fit larges but he’s probably too big for that
He said tanktop im pretty sure
We love you Jace please don't read these comments and have a welbutrin explosion you really aren't that fat just your height and shoulders alone would put you in larger sizes
Mike is so scared of how hard you go on celebs lol I love it
Clearly he’s never listened to the show lol
@@theStef23 he is as soft as his daily erections #cringe
And he’s not afraid to burn some bridges. Just think of his nemesis Drew Michael lol
Working on my birthday in an empty office building about to “finally do it for real this time”. Lemon party delays the inevitable for an hour and 20 minutes. Very good boys.
Stop being a drama queen
Get that bread brother
Then you have time to "finally do it" in an elaborate way.
Wish you well 🏌🏻♂️ ⛳️
Very good
an hour and a half of Taylor Swift dancing like she's overdosing on ketamine....very goooood
I had to cover the top half of my screen. Couldn't take it anymore. And I did like her in 2006 - 2008.
Damn dude.. I swear he did it to spite me. I complained about it last episode lol
I loved it when Mike didn’t speak until the last 15 minutes of the podcast. Very good.
Yeh. He was a complete dud until the end
What were u watching? He made them all laugh Goodfellas-intro style like 30 times before the first hour
Every new guest is the boys meeting Twitter friends in real life cut them some slack
I haven't listened to this, but here is my sequence for lemon party bingo (I'm 67).
- Ben will talk about food or his McDonald's habit
- Ben will reminisce about the good old days (if you catch my drift).
- Devan will do the nerd voice.
- Ben will blow fat clouts out of his vape.
- Jace will reply with the same voice.
- Devan will rant about something
- Jace will say something about women or how he's getting depressed.
The best since ass and grass
Omg Taylor Swift playing on a loop in the back is killing me. Maybe this is a listen only episode lol
this stupid fucking dance of hers
After about ten minutes, I had to cover up the top 1/4th of my screen. Just awful. I was finally pushed past my breaking point.
It was on last episode too and I complained about it..sorry guys.
best part of chimpken
Behh barta da chimkin
How cool to save Jace’s life by re-newing my Patreon while broke
Will Mike say “yeah” 100x in the first 5 minutes
(The answer will blow your tits clean off)
Yeah
you can tell hes quite uncomfortable when the boys go to the edge. I respect it lmao.
The coffee table this episode kinda looks like an old version iPhone 7
I’m replying to your comment on an iPhone 8.
I saw Ben at a mcdonalds, he was standing in line behind a mexican woman holding her baby. Suddenly the baby falls from her arms and she starts screaming and Ben looks unfazed, upon closer inspection the baby is NOT okay, Ben sees this too as I saw him look for a good few seconds at the ground. He simply tossed his hands to the side a bit and steps around her so he can make his order, he gets the attention of the cashier by saying "um, hello, you're not a doctor so focus on your job and take my order" which the cashier does due to his intimidating nature irl.
You *place* an order, you don't *make* an order. Otherwise, great slice of life comment.
I just ran in to Ben 15 minutes ago in Walmart. He followed me from a distance around the store making horrible chewing noises staring directly at me. I told him that despite liking his podcast persona I was very uncomfortable with the reality of what he is like off camera. He began screaming slurs at me (Im black and gay and trans) and then he shouted for Will and Dawn and they tackled me to the ground at loaded me into a bright yellow van (Lemon) with a big N on the side. Im commenting this typing on my phone while it is in my back pocket as I am handcuffed so I apologize for any typos. Please send help.
he usually lets you free after u bite his testes. youll be ight
Try that in a small town.
Wish I could of been there brother.
From your description it sounds like you’re able bodied. How ableist of you. If you’re looking for sympathy, you won’t find it here. Think of the millions of people who can’t even go to Walmart like you did without assistance. You’re terrible. Do better.
What an ableist comment.
The word of the day is “YEAH”
Ahhh my best friends stav Adam and nick back again
The rebirth
JESUS, that intro is hot fire.
You know, I actually kinda miss the golf episodes
The angle at which Mike is sitting makes this look like a forced perspective shot from a Lord of the Rings movie.
Lighting sucks, can barely see Mike. Never watching again. Sad to see what the lighting has become
"Hopefully gay people will become the new jews" - Benjamin Avery (aspiring author)
Too bad you cannot identify as a jew and be black at the same time
Sad to see what you've become😢
That flapper Swift loop is making me tantric
Getting spicy with the intros 🤌
1:02:16 Ben's laughing at 'Fag Enabler In Hell: Doris Roberts' is so good for my mental health.
Mike breathing into my ears was really nice
31:00. Underrated joke Devan: "Eggplant parm again, Vinnie?"
Here just to say the same.
Please stop with the Taylor Swift video. It’s too much. I typically just listen, but it’s so cringe that I can hear it, too.
Ben cannot beat the legs behind his back allegations with his groin exposed so blatantly.
Ben comparing getting his wife pregnant to being a military sniper is so funny
If Devon and Ben are both 6ft+ then Jace is like 11 feet tall and Recine is a nephalim
The new intro is fire. Too bad Skankfest ripped it off, fucking hacks.
Shit they ripped our boys off, from the past!
Wait what? I didn't notice the last time I listened to rap
The guy that made it did it because of the skankfest thing it’s a parody😂
Luis J was in my driveway doing dabs in a DeLorean... nothing I could do.
That new ad/intro kicks ass. Well done.
Mike acting like he didnt pop off on TAFS on this ep
Another week another double dose of Jace!
If they don't ask Mike about Hamas I'm going to be pissed
Congratulations to Jeff for making it big-time after his cameo in the intro. I hope he buys himself an 8ball of crack to celebrate 🥂
The fact that Taylor is playing in the background is too good
Amy Winehouse is in heaven and will cackle when Ben and Jason inevitably burn in the lake of fire. Being smarmy is a sin.
I saw Ben slapping a Puerto Rican women the other day at a Dairy Queen for taking too long to order
The Coke Zero withdrawls made him feral
Mike got permission from Bert to be on LP, that's nice.
I’m doing my first open mic tonight and man I gotta tell yall…. Seeing Ben get fatter I’m not sure I want to purse comedy.
😂🤣💣💣💣
Who had “there but the grace of God go I” on their bingo card?
Fellow Lemon Heads I'm high as hell and that intro was the best thing I've ever seen.. Nice work Ben!🍋
i dont think mike realized what he was getting himself into which only made it funnier. Sam seemed to roll with it when he was on
Just called in to work so I can meet my dealer. Running low on antibiotics.
Love seeing Mike pop up. Thank yee boys.
Jace please make a shirt with your drawing of Dr. Now that says “how y’all goonin”
Truly remarkable intro cinematic this week
Still waiting on my 12XL merch
The Skankfest rip right from the start I mean GODDAMN how are these boys not headliners? No Nick Mullen this year either.. what a missed opportunity
Spankfest is gonna rule, three nights in Branson boys woooo weeeeee
bens wife reads the commemts! hotchi matchi!! “may i please tuouch bobbs”-I.I. injun incel
Very good please nice woman.
The taylor swift makes this unwatchable! MAKE IT STOP!
Hell yeah 2 sick intros
Wow Mike. You added so much to this episode. Thanks for boring us to death until the last 10 mins.
lemonparty is kickin' ass
God Ben really talked some shit this episode. Smh sad to see what he's become
All the sex talk is cringe af. Wtf
Who’s the well endowed female comedian they were discussing at the beginning?
I'm doing some research for a friend who is always watching the new up and comers. What is her name?
it might be Molly Vivent
This guy stinks
Completely hilarious! 😂 Mike is a legend
Hahaha this episode was wild boys 😂good stuff
See you boys on Saturday at the live show!
The intro messed me up holy moly
Cool! A shitlib that doesn’t even attempt to make a joke for an hour an a half. 👍
How Mike Recine lands on every podcast continues to amaze me
10 seconds after reading this, he makes a joke about how they're taking cheap shots at hitler.
for real, dude is like an anchor dragging every pod he's on "yeah, yeah, yeah"
35:31 -- lmao ive done this before too Jace its ok youre not alone
Dc line up goes nuts damn
omg live shows! please come to glorious north korea!
Genuinely how tf he look so big is Mike 6 foot infinity
Love the intro wish I could’ve been there brothers.
The new intro from the live stream fucking rocks. I forget who did it but I love it buddy.
Ben bringing up that they are “pariahs” in that area might be the lamest thing I’ve seen in awhile
Taylor swift in the background literally makes the podcast audio only. It’s so unwatchable, Ben please stop this. Also please don’t play movies, so distracting. 😂 Also the fact that Ben thought it was a good idea to put a surgery on the TV that one time, luckily Jace and Devan were just like "wtf no".
I listen to this while I'm at the climbing gym and have fell off climbs from laughter. Fuck you I was so close to finishing the climb too
I missed Vincent Ambrosia in the intro
I love Recine!
Trolling Skankfest! Love it!
What a pleasant surprise seeing Recine on here. He fit in perfectly (as he does with most podcasts as long as he isn't given his druthers on the Israel/Gaza situation) and is probably the most underrated podcast guest out there.
Ben,
I think I speak for everyone when I say we’ll take the shorts over the vape.
Goddamn lemon party comes to me this weekend im so excited
The opening 🔥🔥
Still enjoying the show Ben! Everything's fine!
Was that actually a short clip of baby miss Avery 🥰
no ads makes me sad, the boys deserve ad money!!
Couldn't watch this with that headwrecking fucking loop going on in the background.
I did listen though, and it was quite funny.
@@irishgamergrrl respect our skeletal queen
#1 gooning trifecta: bens legs wide open, jace's thicc thighs and queen Taylor breakdown
Jacey = #PAWG
Josh Robert Thompson voiced Geoff Peterson, the gay robot skeleton on the Craig Ferguson show..yes the robot is gay
Ben should be canceled for making others stick their fingers in the used autoblow product
They missed a purrrfect chance there for a bit: Jace to be proffered the device, then for him to shy away in shame, saying, "I already tried it."
(Golly, comedy is hard. I had this one down a few hours ago when I watched, but now my rendition of what/how Jace responds guiltily is trash.)
The rise and fall of Ben [g]A[y]VERY documentary coming soon by 2lazy2beaman
cant wait to time my edge to this
I bust when jaceys thicc legs come to frame
Lights, more flat screens,and a better coffee table. Also start a tequila brand and lie more
Really dig the new opening 💪
He looks like a giant amongst Asians
God tier pod
Let's get lemons!
🍋 🍋 🍋
I always sing the outro to my self at work
Nick Mullen next!
My best friend from high school was raised by a guy who was chucked into raising him as a single dad. And it wasn’t his kid and he knew it. But my friend didn’t find out it wasn’t his dad until he was 18. The guy I believe just was always holding onto hope that someday maybe she would get back together with him.
This was quite the lark.
Something that we desperately needed but don't deserve🏌♀️🍋