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  • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
    @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish 16 дней назад +2039

    Wine is usually stronger than beer too.

    • @OcRefrigeration
      @OcRefrigeration 16 дней назад +50

      Yea, Red wine will get u messed up Fast !

    • @mrico523
      @mrico523 15 дней назад +22

      ​@@OcRefrigeration any wine will mess you up if you have enough of it 😂

    • @NewYorkCityCopy
      @NewYorkCityCopy 15 дней назад +12

      There is approximately the same amount of alcohol in a standard glass of wine (12 cl for about 10-13%), a glass of pure whiskey (2.5 cl at about 45%) and a classic beer (25 cl at 6%).

    • @NuggieIsMissing
      @NuggieIsMissing 14 дней назад +1

      @@OcRefrigerationAny drink can do that

    • @roadkillpotato3468
      @roadkillpotato3468 14 дней назад +3

      Depends on the wine. Some wines are as low as 6%.

  • @AceySkyLine
    @AceySkyLine 16 дней назад +1286

    Meanwhile in Europe thats a casual Wednesday afternoon.

    • @mariokrings
      @mariokrings 15 дней назад +11

      💯 my thought. 😂

    • @davidmotta8193
      @davidmotta8193 13 дней назад +7

      No one cares

    • @PieTheWayOriginal
      @PieTheWayOriginal 13 дней назад +19

      @@davidmotta8193I care

    • @pt5728
      @pt5728 13 дней назад +2

      But with pretty much everything😂
      Vodka, Rum, etc 😂

    • @sunway1374
      @sunway1374 11 дней назад +2

      Not in Ireland.

  • @briands1993
    @briands1993 16 дней назад +743

    I can assure you, it's not the same with a box of wine.

  • @jessereyes7009
    @jessereyes7009 15 дней назад +226

    What i like about Gabriel is that he unravels people's habits. And puts the situation into an observation level.
    He does his homework before stepping out into the crowd!

    • @JasonDaSoulChild
      @JasonDaSoulChild 15 дней назад +7

      Very true 👍🏾
      One of my favorites 😍

    • @NorseBlade
      @NorseBlade 12 дней назад +3

      Yes. I very much enjoy his breaking down of social fallacies

    • @geort45
      @geort45 8 дней назад +2

      isn't it called observational humour?

    • @jessereyes7009
      @jessereyes7009 6 дней назад +3

      @@geort45 ....yes, it is and you said in two words. Great!

  • @greedyanimal3148
    @greedyanimal3148 15 дней назад +81

    "Hey you have an occasion with that bottle?" 😃
    "Hm? Oh uhhh I drink it because... it's 7 PM?"

  • @mrico523
    @mrico523 15 дней назад +59

    People see me over here in Europe with a bottle of wine: "must be Tuesday" 😂.

  • @mrmr8907-
    @mrmr8907- 16 дней назад +126

    Gabriel is my favorite comedian because he doesn't try not to be offensive and is funny as hell

    • @DavidSanchez-sh7si
      @DavidSanchez-sh7si 16 дней назад +3

      You haven't been to his stand up in person. Went a few weeks ago in Sacramento and he was hella offensive 😂.

    • @la_flair4589
      @la_flair4589 16 дней назад +6

      @@DavidSanchez-sh7sithis flew over your head bro . “He doesn’t TRY to be not be offensive” it’s natural for him.

    • @wolfo11
      @wolfo11 16 дней назад +1

      Not many comedians TRY to be offensive, they just tell like it is...

    • @cornholio8715
      @cornholio8715 16 дней назад

      ​@@la_flair4589 Must know THE WAY

    • @WOODSLD80
      @WOODSLD80 15 дней назад +1

      He doesn’t try not? Double negative. Means he tries to be offensive.

  • @charlesiheme4582
    @charlesiheme4582 15 дней назад +52

    I'm 40 and I never developed the interest for alcoholic drink of any kind 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ECLIPSE19974
      @ECLIPSE19974 13 дней назад +3

      Smart man, alcohol is a waste of money and your life, speaking from experience.

    • @charlesiheme4582
      @charlesiheme4582 12 дней назад +1

      @@ECLIPSE19974 very true

    • @wills3835
      @wills3835 10 дней назад

      💯 %
      It shortens one's life.

    • @fahim8682
      @fahim8682 9 дней назад +1

      How about weed?

    • @charlesiheme4582
      @charlesiheme4582 9 дней назад +1

      @@fahim8682 heavens no! I hold my breath whenever I walk pass someone who is smoking it 😂

  • @Trashgamer-sb5vy
    @Trashgamer-sb5vy 16 дней назад +59

    Little do they know that wine for himself to drink his sorrows

    • @spottedslash4256
      @spottedslash4256 14 дней назад

      Don't need over expensive wine for that .

    • @Trashgamer-sb5vy
      @Trashgamer-sb5vy 14 дней назад +1

      @@spottedslash4256 hey man sometimes you gotta treat yourself in a bad time

  • @victoralvarez2956
    @victoralvarez2956 15 дней назад +9

    Wine is the only alcoholic I can drink...
    Flameo for rotten grapes! ✨🍷

  • @indigothecat
    @indigothecat 15 дней назад +20

    I saw a magnet one that said: Wine, how fancy people get drunk.

  • @RicardoSanchez-fm6vj
    @RicardoSanchez-fm6vj 16 дней назад +6

    Gabriel Iglesias a.k.a Fluffy put some Tequila in side of a bottle of Wine 🍷 and people will think you are a High Class Liquidity but in a way you are a True Liquidity ❤😂😊😅❤

  • @cursedimageseveryday5559
    @cursedimageseveryday5559 8 дней назад +3

    A fine wine takes a lot of effort and love to be that good. If I see someone carrying an expensive good wine or homemade one for me it's a sign of someone who appreciates good craft and effort of people.

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 5 дней назад

      I never realized how much work goes into making wine until my dad started growing his own vines. It takes an average of 5 to 10 years for a wine vineyard to be fully matured before it can start producing proper wine and then from there you need to age the wine for a few years so in reality it can take 10 to 15 years to make a really good quality bottle of wine from start to finish.

  • @jayagainsthumanity
    @jayagainsthumanity 15 дней назад +3

    Wine has a great marketing team

  • @sedona74
    @sedona74 16 дней назад +4

    Remember when the term wino was big in a negative phrase watch Robin Williams when he was at the metro classic bit about alcohol 😂 also ....oh it's 5 pm somewhere 😂

  • @sarahjane439
    @sarahjane439 15 дней назад +3

    😂😂😂he's not wrong! And I don't even drink wine😂😂😂

  • @collector1012
    @collector1012 16 дней назад +5

    I love you fluffy ❣️

  • @BrowniesByTheLake
    @BrowniesByTheLake 14 дней назад +2

    The real issue is that alcoholism is so normalized and "accepted" (i use that term loosely). So it doesnt matter what you use to get drunk tbh because that's not a real issue.

  • @johnlone207
    @johnlone207 14 дней назад +3

    That's why I only buy Boone's Farm! It's all about elegance from afar! No judgment, just class!

  • @chrisralph4315
    @chrisralph4315 7 дней назад +1

    This is so real and I’m living for his truth.

  • @redmadman3000
    @redmadman3000 14 дней назад +5

    Did we all collectively stop using the term "Wino"?

    • @melonhead5848
      @melonhead5848 9 дней назад +1

      Here in poland that's literally how you spell
      Wine

  • @dannytheideaman9451
    @dannytheideaman9451 16 дней назад +22

    Those gotta be some jealous women 💀😂

  • @soixev6330
    @soixev6330 13 дней назад +2

    As a french from a wine producing region, for us wine is just like any other beverage, alcoholic or not.
    And we cook a lot with it too

  • @aportlimitedliabilitycompa6058
    @aportlimitedliabilitycompa6058 10 дней назад +1

    He is the only comedian who jokes about anything, not only about his heritage, race, ethnicity and sexual orientation.

  • @SirrKent
    @SirrKent 13 дней назад +2

    “mellow i say”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewrooke819
    @matthewrooke819 14 дней назад +3

    Never understood how wine is cheaper than beer.

    • @DonAlfonso63
      @DonAlfonso63 10 дней назад

      Is it??

    • @mchoen186
      @mchoen186 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@DonAlfonso63a bottle of wine costs around 3€

  • @badkeiser
    @badkeiser 16 дней назад +1

    This guy is a genius simply for understanding this point.

  • @daemanj
    @daemanj 16 дней назад +4

    Champagne not wine...

  • @JAnMarszalek-nz1vw
    @JAnMarszalek-nz1vw 16 дней назад +8

    Gabriel the dawg igelssias

  • @carriedthunder3883
    @carriedthunder3883 14 дней назад +1

    Well, it has been a very common beverage for like several thousand years. I feel like it’s earned its prestige.

  • @bananaabong
    @bananaabong 16 дней назад +2

    Omg he’s so right 😂

  • @shanynwilson6128
    @shanynwilson6128 15 дней назад +1

    Wine that's mad dog twenty/20 👌 ok we call it wine ...😂 hahaha 😊 yeppers drinking wine 🍷

  • @Lady_A.R.Browne
    @Lady_A.R.Browne 13 дней назад +1

    Many wines are too sweet.
    But it can be good for the heart because of the resveratrol that is a natural element found in grapes.
    A glass a day will have the heart in the beat.
    🎵🥁

  • @A-Gamer778
    @A-Gamer778 16 дней назад +23

    For some reason women don’t know that almost anything with sugar in it can be fermented

    • @victorlinares4137
      @victorlinares4137 16 дней назад +4

      And? You gonna drink a fermented choclate bar?

    • @Safwan14377
      @Safwan14377 16 дней назад +2

      @@victorlinares4137hell yeah cuz that’s right, you better recognize playa

    • @A-Gamer778
      @A-Gamer778 15 дней назад +2

      @@victorlinares4137 I’ll melt it and leave it in a jar for 30 days then I’ll have some chocolate wine

    • @kennethboswell8454
      @kennethboswell8454 15 дней назад +1

      Yes...and alcohol comes in many ways...and is made to look pretty, so that version is chosen off the store shelf.

    • @A-Gamer778
      @A-Gamer778 15 дней назад +1

      @@victorlinares4137 hell no I don’t wanna die I’m just saying that you could maybe ferment a chocolate bar

  • @Skarlett00
    @Skarlett00 День назад

    I bought a bottle of Merlot today but it was to make a red wine sauce for some lamb chops I was craving. 😂

  • @26ML_MM
    @26ML_MM 14 дней назад +1

    Hey Gabriel a beer or vodka & cranberry or orange juice & your a winner in my eyes, thank you😂

  • @correcteur_orthographique
    @correcteur_orthographique 19 часов назад

    In France, wine replaced water😂

  • @chrisrussell1800
    @chrisrussell1800 16 дней назад +2

    This guy has NEVER had goon

  • @almasahagun5092
    @almasahagun5092 16 дней назад

    😅😅very funny and ture

  • @matlix224
    @matlix224 12 дней назад

    wine "what do you think is going on over there? graduation? promotion?"
    beer "what do you think is going on over there? breakup? fired"

  • @mkvv5687
    @mkvv5687 5 дней назад

    Heard from a Native American comic when asked about his favorite wines...
    My favorite red wine? Mad Dog 20/20.
    My favorite white wine? "We want a casino too."

  • @iforgotmyname1885
    @iforgotmyname1885 День назад

    Chef used to chug away his depression in the freezer. That was wine.

  • @jeffnelson2028
    @jeffnelson2028 12 дней назад

    I agree, dude, nicely said! It’s a DRUG, plain and simple.

  • @felixvergara5627
    @felixvergara5627 13 дней назад +3

    Such a great comedian, PROOF that you don't have to tell "edgy" homophobic, racist, misogynistic, hateful jokes to get a laugh...

    • @CapybaraEnjoyer123
      @CapybaraEnjoyer123 13 дней назад

      He does those too tho

    • @trevorveillette8415
      @trevorveillette8415 11 дней назад

      ​@CapybaraEnjoyer123 it's really not even close to the same extent as what a comedian who's humor tends to be dark would be. Gabriel's humor is fairly clean, with a bit of murk here and there, mostly just colorful language.

  • @Roguewarrior37
    @Roguewarrior37 12 дней назад

    Wine was used instead of water as a drinking source, back when the alch content was like 5%, because that little bit of alch killed if the bacteria

  • @contritebeast9991
    @contritebeast9991 15 дней назад

    Taylor Port wine will mess you up the quickest

  • @dawntanner5870
    @dawntanner5870 3 дня назад

    I became an alcoholic on wine. I was deceived thinking it was no big deal.

  • @bushi1147
    @bushi1147 15 дней назад +2

    That's why they used to call them winos

  • @amandahardisty9631
    @amandahardisty9631 11 дней назад

    Well its a box of wine.... That's a whole different ball game 🤣

  • @aldorechiasson
    @aldorechiasson 13 дней назад

    Put that wine in a paper bag and make sure it's called something like Kelly's or Great White and it takes all the positivity right out of it

  • @andreasarnoalthofsobottka2928
    @andreasarnoalthofsobottka2928 13 дней назад

    You should come over to Spain, where wine is sold in one litre square paper bags and 7-17¢ cheaper than milk.

  • @LnyMts
    @LnyMts 16 дней назад +7

    Every day I go outside I see drunk people in my city, most of the time way too loud, obnoxious & agressive. I lost my dad to alcohol. But meanwhile weed is still illegal overhere, fined by 150€ if you get caught with a joint, but hey as long as it's socially acceptable because rich people gave it a good review

    • @Ralampos
      @Ralampos 15 дней назад

      Our people have consumed wine for thousands of years, it's your fault if you kill or get killed while drunk.
      It also can't get people addicted to it by smell like We8d and it's WAY LESS deadly.

    • @kennethboswell8454
      @kennethboswell8454 15 дней назад

      "rich" generally means accomplished. So, a fine today is like punishment as a child - it's for your own good. But then a grown-up would know this.

    • @LnyMts
      @LnyMts 15 дней назад +1

      @@Ralampos I’m sorry but I have to respectfully disagree, if you want to compare the addiction of weed and alcohol you’ll find alcohol to be way more destructive and addictive than weed. My point is you have 1 drug against another, one causing distruption and agression while the other one causes you to be sleepy, yet one is legal and the other one is not. I’m all for freedom of choice so it’s hypocritical to accept one but decline the other, either ban both or allow both, the latter being more positive since the market of marihuana would come with big profits for our government if legalized.

    • @LnyMts
      @LnyMts 15 дней назад

      @@kennethboswell8454 it’s about how “rich” people celebrate AFTER an accomplishment, every drug in general is linked to celebration rather than accomplishment. Clearly the law doesn’t ban certain drugs by their potency since alcohol is allowed, so then who can tell us what’s ok and not? As a grown-up it’s okay to stand up for yourself every once in a while and try to figure out a solution to dumb rules, with all due respect if someone fines me it’s not because I stabbed someone, I’m not a criminal so I’m not gonna learn Big Gov’s ‘lesson’, and I’d hate myself if I ever find this to be a good solution.

  • @sirminti8228
    @sirminti8228 13 дней назад

    Assert dominance, carry around an absinthe bottle 🔥🔥

  • @playboicartilover999_
    @playboicartilover999_ 13 дней назад

    i walk with wine i’m high class but when they see me with half a quarter of henny im
    a alcoholic and need therapy 😂

  • @princedevitt9361
    @princedevitt9361 10 дней назад

    Some people in Chile just drink wine straight from a box on the street. It’s not the classiest but it’s something 😅

  • @tsr207
    @tsr207 11 дней назад

    In Scotland - its not up market - its a wino !

  • @gregk199
    @gregk199 8 дней назад

    Nah we have a huge alcoholic problem in Australia. It doesn’t matter if it’s wine or vodka. They drink everything.

  • @Kikof1903
    @Kikof1903 10 дней назад

    The diference is that we have a God for wine 🙌🍷

  • @roadkillpotato3468
    @roadkillpotato3468 14 дней назад +1

    Yes wine can still get you fucked up. Your typical bottle of wine has the same alcohol content as beer at 6%. The thing with beer and wine is it will take you longer to get messed up on then something like whiskey which is 40% by volume. Vodka is 60% by volume. If you down a whole bottle of vodka your going to need to go to the hospital to get your stomach pumped. A full bottle of wine will get you drunk but it won't hospitalize you.

  • @Sephirothmmd
    @Sephirothmmd 13 дней назад

    When you see a man with a bottle of wine crossing the street in Turkey he is labeled as a hobo. However if you see a man drinking a bottle of wine in a restaurant he is labeled as high class

  • @hildarubio2612
    @hildarubio2612 16 дней назад

    Funny man fluffyyyyyyy 🥰😂😂😂

  • @CM-th2oe
    @CM-th2oe 14 дней назад +1

    Guess you never saw a bottle of Mad Dog 20 20 or Thunder chicken....😅😂😂 ( Mogen David MD 20 20 and Gallo Thunderbird)😅😂😂😂😂

  • @huntakilla1234
    @huntakilla1234 13 дней назад +1

    It's all about how attractive you are, because everything you do becomes an extension of that attractiveness. You see Brad Pitt having a drink, you think classy, sophisicated. You see a fat guy in a wifebeater with bbq sauce stains on his shirt having a drink, you think gross, alcoholic, indecent, homeless. If you're hot, you can get away with almost anything.

  • @shereeannekerr2154
    @shereeannekerr2154 5 дней назад

    Wine is my addiction, can't stop,so yes no matter what sort of alcohol it is ,it can all become a problem.

  • @MrMark-hm9lk
    @MrMark-hm9lk 15 дней назад +1

    Clearly he's never heard the term wine o

  • @rexhinolika
    @rexhinolika 9 дней назад

    I wonder the guys with beers 😂

  • @axelgahrar973
    @axelgahrar973 13 дней назад

    In my country, if you see a guy crossing a street with a bottle of wine, you know immediately that the bottle wont arrive home at all, but its effect to f***k up everything.

  • @ralphsteinke3858
    @ralphsteinke3858 3 дня назад

    Nothing says 'class' like a bottle of Thunderbird

  • @TheHiroClaw123
    @TheHiroClaw123 8 дней назад

    exactly! wine is fine, but ohhhh when I got outside with a glass of milk- 🙄🙄

  • @DavidMartin-cq5ci
    @DavidMartin-cq5ci 4 дня назад

    If I put champagne in my orange juice at 0700 I’m fancy. But if crack open a beer at 0700 I’m trashy.

  • @rsmg4m1ng56
    @rsmg4m1ng56 13 дней назад

    Yeah and then when they see a guy with a bottle of Jack Daniels or Crown Royal they think "damn this guy must be going through something"

  • @steveszarak5563
    @steveszarak5563 13 дней назад

    Since I am an American of Slavic and German descent I may have been introduced to Vodka and Beer a little early but I quit drinking shortly after my daughter was born never know when your beautiful little princess is gonna walk up and ask you to take her to get some of her favorite ice cream her Laugh and smile relaxes me enough but when her mother and I have something to celebrate Her Bubbie is always willing to look after her for the night and that's how she got her little brother🥰🥰🥰

  • @rebort8116
    @rebort8116 9 дней назад

    Me encanta que aunque no sepa inglés, le entiendo

  • @LRS11B
    @LRS11B 8 дней назад

    Only in America. The stigma associated with alcohol isn't present in other countries. In France I had a beer at a McDonald's and, no, the teenager at the cash register didn't check my ID.

  • @369life6
    @369life6 8 дней назад

    not in her, bro. 😂

  • @Stimps1983
    @Stimps1983 13 дней назад

    Walk down the street with a 2 litre bottle of white lightning though? Discrimination I'm you 😂

  • @a_disgruntled_snail
    @a_disgruntled_snail 16 дней назад

    I can get fluffed up on some wine.

  • @nerdgirl4721
    @nerdgirl4721 11 дней назад

    Wine can clear digestive tract- you needed a prescription but not available in America

  • @Ronny_van_Gerwen
    @Ronny_van_Gerwen 10 дней назад

    My co-worker proudly drinks at least a bottle a day 😢😢😢 so sad

  • @salvatorebonsignore1019
    @salvatorebonsignore1019 9 дней назад

    Moderation is key

  • @fariduddin110
    @fariduddin110 2 дня назад

    Yes, exactly... Still it's alcohol.
    The term alcohol is an Arabic word which means: spirit eater!
    So, wine is a forbidden drink in Ibrahimic faith

  • @diegoponce7812
    @diegoponce7812 9 дней назад

    In Chile doesnt work like that NDJXJXJ

  • @borisreid3053
    @borisreid3053 3 дня назад

    I was born in Moldova where wine was an acceptable and spread drink, more common than beer or distilled drink. Many people would make their own wine, for personal consumption.
    And the number of alcoholics was immence. Especially not the ones born in Moldova, but yhe people that arrived from other parts of the former USSR. You can become an alcoholic from wine. And you can become really drunk. That home made wine is really treacherous. It's sweet and tasty and you don't feel how you become drunk. You seat and drink and eat and laugh with the people, but when you stand up, switch is flipped and you're off. And the hangover in the morning, oh, boy....

  • @joaquimcaeiro2982
    @joaquimcaeiro2982 8 дней назад

    The problem is not wine. People desrespect wine and treat it like water. It isnt. There is a portuguese song about wine....senhor vinho...translate it and you will understand!!!!!!

  • @jesusvejar1665
    @jesusvejar1665 10 дней назад

    But when i have a beer im a alcoholic 😂

  • @oumchar
    @oumchar 5 дней назад

    Alcohol of any kind is not good for you. It makes you a lesser and a different you.

  • @user-hr4et5ce3x
    @user-hr4et5ce3x 8 дней назад

    And that's why you go into the alcohol per volume. Trust me man you drinking an entire bottle of wine by yourself and yeah you're drunk, but if you drink an entire bottle of vodka you're going to wake up in an entirely different state.

  • @satellite92804
    @satellite92804 9 дней назад

    Unless it's in a box. Then you're a lush. lol

  • @unicornishcornish
    @unicornishcornish 3 дня назад

    Meanwhile Italians drink wine just to wash down their meal, any meal, at why time of the day.

  • @patrickevans9206
    @patrickevans9206 10 дней назад

    But when i bring out the straws and cocain, im all of a sudden an addict and need to get some help.

  • @Darci3333
    @Darci3333 13 дней назад

    Not so much if you see a guy with cheap wine wrapped inside a paper bag and guzzling from it🙃😂😂😂😂

  • @FitzChivalryFarseer2
    @FitzChivalryFarseer2 День назад

    I've always hated this. Drugs are drugs, alcohol is alcohol no matter what and how you call it

  • @skotnica93
    @skotnica93 12 дней назад

    We buy 'potato salad' for celebrations. ;p

  • @oscar4058
    @oscar4058 8 дней назад

    Put that bottle of wine in a brown paper bag yeah judge thou

  • @Kris-hu8of
    @Kris-hu8of 8 дней назад

    Mess you up more than a dozen beers.

  • @arkslayer1194
    @arkslayer1194 16 дней назад +1

    I'm straight edge and I'm still lucky

  • @Teefla
    @Teefla 11 дней назад

    I see wine as sad. Someone buying wine will just drink it themselves I imagine

  • @leduk14
    @leduk14 11 дней назад

    Where tf does this happen? Im french and even here it doesnt work that way

  • @Simon-fg8iz
    @Simon-fg8iz 10 дней назад

    Nah, it won't mess you up if drunk in moderation, 1 glass with a meal, people from wine-growing countries have done this for centuries with no ill effects. That amount of wine just aids digestion, is full of antioxidants, doesn't get you drunk, and gets processed by the body with no issue. The problem is using alcoholic drinks with the purpose of getting wasted. A lot of this is due to american puritan laws. Young people don't get introduced to these drinks in normal and safe context, and see them just as forbidden pleasures. If you get offered half a glass normally by your parents during Sunday dinners at 15yo, you don't really feel the need to get drunk for the first time as a rite of passage. It's just a part of food menu, just like every other ingredient, and you know what is the regular amount to use. You wouldn't eat a kilo of salt when you turn 18 just to rebel, would you?

  • @Mr.ButtonEyesFox
    @Mr.ButtonEyesFox 16 дней назад +2

    😂🤣🤣