Robot Chicken- Goldilocks and The Three Bears

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  • Опубликовано: 19 фев 2017
  • This one Makes Me Laugh So Much!!!!!

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  • @NayelyRedPanda
    @NayelyRedPanda 3 года назад +1397

    I lost it when the baby bear started twerking and the mom slapped him 😂

    • @louisowens9790
      @louisowens9790 3 года назад +47

      That was priceless 🤣 👌 😂 😆 😄

    • @alyssagriffin9180
      @alyssagriffin9180 3 года назад +56

      Yeah she was like "I ain't having this s**t in My house!"

    • @Chef_Mordo
      @Chef_Mordo 3 года назад +15

      I lost it when the video was low quality

    • @michaelhensley3324
      @michaelhensley3324 3 года назад +3

      Out of all things why 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @toongrowner1
      @toongrowner1 3 года назад +4

      @Kamden Antonio better find a better boyfriend for your girl

  • @dn7783
    @dn7783 3 года назад +860

    There’s a reason why mama bear and Papa bear sleep in separate beds

    • @akaiichi3146
      @akaiichi3146 3 года назад +60

      wow, i actually never thought of that. genius!

    • @meowbatter4966
      @meowbatter4966 3 года назад +25

      Mind blowing!!!🤯😆

    • @anonymoususer208
      @anonymoususer208 3 года назад +18

      *the entire crowd goes crazy for that massive burn*

    • @Elliandr
      @Elliandr 3 года назад +8

      or maybe that's the reason why he's cheating.

    • @Sakeenawatley231
      @Sakeenawatley231 3 года назад +5

      ruining my childhood 😂😂😂

  • @DanteCorwyn
    @DanteCorwyn 3 года назад +752

    Daddy Bear ate her all right...

    • @meowbatter4966
      @meowbatter4966 3 года назад +11

      Goldilocks is a mistress for Daddy Bear meanwhile I in a bonding with a Daddy Windigo and the funny thing is he didn’t eat me like the lore says.

    • @marlonwebber4952
      @marlonwebber4952 3 года назад +3

      😣😖🤢🤮

    • @oisinlynch8427
      @oisinlynch8427 3 года назад +3

      @@meowbatter4966 are you taking about a Native American creature?

    • @darthvader0219
      @darthvader0219 3 года назад +2

      Beauty and the Beast in a nutshell

    • @stevenblack362
      @stevenblack362 2 года назад

      Awwww, sick!! Don't you know that's bestiality?! You sick perverted fucks! How dare you get aroused by something that's clearly taboo in God's domain!!

  • @matthewjenkins4559
    @matthewjenkins4559 3 года назад +433

    Life lesson: Don't let your side chick know where you live

    • @kaoskatana
      @kaoskatana 3 года назад +8

      For reals. Yeah I never let my sidechick know where I live. I don't have a backup phone though. Maybe I should. 😛

    • @dawarror
      @dawarror 3 года назад +20

      Orrrrrrrrr try this thing called being “faithful”....just a thought

    • @yougottrolled5799
      @yougottrolled5799 3 года назад +2

      @@dawarror fr that why I don't date first I mostly friend them.

    • @luvfreedom1470
      @luvfreedom1470 3 года назад +2

      @@dawarror Way to simp white knight wannabe.

    • @clownkitty3138
      @clownkitty3138 3 года назад +8

      @@luvfreedom1470 nah, being “faithful” doesn’t make you a simp, it’s just their perspective. Some people have side chicks (or side boys), and some don’t.

  • @origamipein18
    @origamipein18 3 года назад +299

    Babe, he's never leaving his wife for you.

  • @TheRainbowLover
    @TheRainbowLover 4 года назад +616

    Papa Bear's hat and tie look just like Yogi Bear's hat and tie he looks like Yogi Bear!

  • @t.namikaze8237
    @t.namikaze8237 3 года назад +127

    And another childhood story that I will never look at the same way again.

    • @jasminethomas159
      @jasminethomas159  3 года назад +9

      I agree

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 3 года назад +4

      Don't let Robot Chicken ruin everything for you.

    • @SupermarketSweep777
      @SupermarketSweep777 2 года назад

      One of the older versions has her as an old witch that they impale on a church steeple.

  • @johngate4715
    @johngate4715 5 лет назад +358

    1:08 XD the son starts dancing

    • @meowbatter4966
      @meowbatter4966 3 года назад +9

      I would’ve start twerking as well.

  • @gibbs615
    @gibbs615 6 лет назад +334

    1:28 Oooooo if Mama bear finds out she may decide to eat her HERSELF!!!😆

    • @MsMoonbaby69
      @MsMoonbaby69 4 года назад +8

      gibbs615 aw that’s cold lol

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 4 года назад +9

      @@MsMoonbaby69 True though😕😂

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 3 года назад +6

      @@MsMoonbaby69 no I think it's "just right"

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 3 года назад +1

      @Chadrick Sadler I wonder how, if so?😂

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 3 года назад +5

      So....3some?

  • @lightheart5
    @lightheart5 4 года назад +476

    Fun Fact: Goldilocks is voiced by Cree Summer

    • @williamwong1982
      @williamwong1982 4 года назад +38

      lightheart5 That explains why she sounds like Penny from Inspector Gadget.

    • @moviefan99
      @moviefan99 4 года назад +32

      William Wong Or Foxy Love from Drawn Together.

    • @tubby3.075
      @tubby3.075 4 года назад +38

      Or Numbah 5 from Codename Kids Next Door

    • @Erica69
      @Erica69 4 года назад +26

      Susie Carmichael in the Rugrats

    • @MysticMusic758
      @MysticMusic758 3 года назад +18

      I’m sure she was having fun playing the voice of Goldie.

  • @ricardohuff8774
    @ricardohuff8774 3 года назад +41

    So this is the adult version of goldilocks and the three bears. Papa bear looks like Yogi, this show rocks.

  • @toongrowner1
    @toongrowner1 3 года назад +64

    bear kid starts twirking
    bear mom slaps him
    me: Freakin thank you!

  • @darthxing7289
    @darthxing7289 4 года назад +97

    Nine months later a bear with the red hat is born

  • @taylorthorpe1875
    @taylorthorpe1875 3 года назад +38

    That baby bear cracks me up, in the scene after Goldilocks fell asleep!!! 🖤❤💛🐻😂

  • @tytheaniman497
    @tytheaniman497 3 года назад +96

    Papa bear: Uh Goldi. I don’t the baby is looking so well.
    The offspring: Kill meeee! I’m in constant pain kill meeeeeeee!

  • @sollunadonis1995
    @sollunadonis1995 Год назад +6

    the guy who voice Papa Bear in this sounds familiar

  • @ThiagoSantos-bo8vu
    @ThiagoSantos-bo8vu 3 года назад +5

    Papa Bear dressed as Yogi Bear. Lol

  • @queen_of_domination
    @queen_of_domination 3 года назад +117

    Bestiality?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂 This show is funny as hell!

  • @xxxdre2648
    @xxxdre2648 3 года назад +52

    This is how the real story went

  • @biancanencioni6279
    @biancanencioni6279 2 года назад +8

    1:52 that's how the manbearpig was born

  • @ck-1649
    @ck-1649 5 лет назад +172

    I don't really enjoy Robot Chicken that much, but when I saw 1:08, I was on the floor

  • @taylorthorpe1875
    @taylorthorpe1875 3 года назад +15

    Now papa bear cracks me up, when he CRACKS his back!!!! 🖤❤💛🐻😄😂

  • @jediotter1079
    @jediotter1079 3 года назад +68

    Baby Bear twerk and Mama Bears hit him XD
    Papa Bear wearing the same outfit as Yogi and cheating on his wife

  • @tysofly25
    @tysofly25 3 года назад +12

    I'm start saying that when people ask me dumb or obvious questions "does a bear f*ck in the woods?!😂😂😂"

  • @lbaker3602001
    @lbaker3602001 3 года назад +15

    Momma bear, what are you gonna do with her? "I'm going to eat her, I am a bear, you know!"

    • @biancanencioni6279
      @biancanencioni6279 2 года назад +1

      In fact, he litterally did what he said 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taureansmithpartee
    @taureansmithpartee 4 года назад +78

    Is it just me or does that papa bear kinda look like Yogi? Think about it, the clothes.

    • @jasminethomas159
      @jasminethomas159  4 года назад +8

      Oh yeah he really does, I thought about that too. 😊

    • @thewolfofwallstreet627
      @thewolfofwallstreet627 3 года назад +1

      If he's Yogi, then his wife must be that one Cindy Lou Bear. You know the one that was always chasing him in the original Yogi Bear cartoons. Shame for her. She literally gets ignored by him for years, which probably means she probably had to drug him to even get him to marry her, and now he's cheating on her. Dang, Cindy has a lot of bad luck for a bear XD.

  • @kirby7294
    @kirby7294 3 года назад +16

    So that's why they sleep in separate beds

  • @Miniver765
    @Miniver765 7 лет назад +43

    This is hysterically funny :) Loved it!

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 3 года назад +10

    This is a SICK TWIST on the Goldilocks & the 3 bears story!

  • @aviaturner4234
    @aviaturner4234 3 года назад +10

    Omg this is funny as hell! When that kid started dancing I lost it. XD

  • @raystinger6261
    @raystinger6261 3 года назад +19

    And she didn't even need Bear-alis!

  • @samuelvillalba2337
    @samuelvillalba2337 3 года назад +28

    That bear is a horrible husben

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 3 года назад

      Has nothing to do with the wife constantly nagging and being bossy though.

    • @forknife326
      @forknife326 3 года назад +2

      @@ftniceberg874 if he didn't like the nagging he should leave her not cheat like an asshole

  • @alwaysremaininzone765
    @alwaysremaininzone765 3 года назад +9

    Origins of paddington

  • @kcamouse7300
    @kcamouse7300 3 года назад +15

    tbh this is how i've alwayed read/saw the story as a kid.

  • @FW-jq1ox
    @FW-jq1ox 3 года назад +13

    That was un-bear-able.

    • @biancanencioni6279
      @biancanencioni6279 2 года назад +2

      Papa bear should be em-bear-ased of himself for not leaving his wife

  • @RobinSpiller
    @RobinSpiller 2 года назад +6

    I know that ain't Cree Summers 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nickdorenkamp959
    @nickdorenkamp959 3 года назад +8

    Geuss you can say goldilocks had a big second helping

  • @jdraven0890
    @jdraven0890 3 года назад +11

    Aww, a happy ending

  • @suddenchangesans3341
    @suddenchangesans3341 2 года назад +3

    the youngest bear when it heard the music tho

  • @jacksdunklemarchen7180
    @jacksdunklemarchen7180 2 года назад +7

    no one want a cuddle bear everyone want a tiger ... true storry

  • @funnygamertwat8879
    @funnygamertwat8879 2 года назад +2

    Someone broke into their house and music playing instead of wondering why baby bear starts twerking? I hope he never becomes a detective 😆

  • @benjamintribe4652
    @benjamintribe4652 3 года назад +10

    Plot Twist!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😆🤭💯

  • @toonbugstudios1628
    @toonbugstudios1628 2 года назад +3

    "Shit" is a very versatile word.

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 3 года назад +53

    1:16 Did anyone else catch the double meaning after seeing the end?

    • @Equinox5756
      @Equinox5756 3 года назад +5

      Yea

    • @carlostinoco1102
      @carlostinoco1102 3 года назад +3

      ?

    • @davidhenderson3400
      @davidhenderson3400 3 года назад +4

      @@carlostinoco1102 I replied to this but I guess it got removed. If you do not know then I guess you are too young to know.

    • @carlostinoco1102
      @carlostinoco1102 3 года назад +2

      @@davidhenderson3400 are talking about when he says hes gonna eat her ?

    • @davidhenderson3400
      @davidhenderson3400 3 года назад +2

      @@carlostinoco1102 And it only took you 5 days to catch on.

  • @balasmj
    @balasmj 3 года назад +13

    I like this story...
    Tell it again

  • @vegetaintherain6354
    @vegetaintherain6354 3 года назад +6

    *Directed by Michael bay*

  • @bikergirl120rider3
    @bikergirl120rider3 3 года назад +6

    I was hoping that mama bear would catch them in the act and she go all mama bear on them

  • @tittumsmcsprinkles9020
    @tittumsmcsprinkles9020 6 дней назад +1

    Robot Chicken answering a question 7 years before it was asked. Man or bear? 304 gonna 304, one broken marriage at a time.

  • @jamesverner9132
    @jamesverner9132 3 года назад +4

    This is one of the longest skits of ever seen.

  • @nadersarras6975
    @nadersarras6975 3 года назад +1

    Dose a bear fuck in the woods had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anelisamorgan8590
    @anelisamorgan8590 3 года назад +5

    That took an unexpected turn 😶

  • @amandadixon905
    @amandadixon905 3 года назад +5

    Maryann is a great wife

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 лет назад +1

    "Does a bear f*ck in the woods?"

  • @Boba29084
    @Boba29084 3 года назад +2

    Mama bear no twerking

  • @victorbugarin5409
    @victorbugarin5409 7 лет назад +35

    Are you serious?!

  • @michaelsaid8883
    @michaelsaid8883 3 года назад +6

    Oh dang, did not see this coming

  • @Mognezun71
    @Mognezun71 2 года назад +2

    1:52 "Veterupristisaurus Beastiality"
    Gumball: I think we all know where this is going

  • @arrownoir
    @arrownoir 2 года назад +2

    They’re still in front of the house.

  • @FIDreams
    @FIDreams 3 года назад +2

    Cross Beastiality of the list of Taboos, now let’s see what we can push next. XD

  • @bee-beargaming
    @bee-beargaming 2 года назад +4

    1:09 😂

  • @allin6986
    @allin6986 3 года назад +1

    Papa bear: oh fuck back
    Mama bear:what wrong
    Papa bear : i Hate that bed

  • @leonarddugas6055
    @leonarddugas6055 3 года назад +10

    So godliocks and the three bears the real reason why she broke in the first place because she's papa bears mistress

    • @ghostwarrior3878
      @ghostwarrior3878 3 года назад +1

      That is an entirely new disturbing take on the story

  • @99PowerNation99
    @99PowerNation99 3 года назад +5

    The bears are a little bit on the thicc side.

  • @michaelclemons1761
    @michaelclemons1761 3 года назад +2

    So wrong that it's awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CarlosCaterpillar2004
    @CarlosCaterpillar2004 Год назад +2

    Using: "Cinego D-1000" in Your
    Home Theater System

  • @piranhaowner1967
    @piranhaowner1967 3 года назад +2

    Beastaltiy...😂😂😂

  • @draconicdemigod9696
    @draconicdemigod9696 3 года назад +2

    This is either a sequel or a prequel to those bear rape pills robot chicken did.

  • @karenlacrette9176
    @karenlacrette9176 3 года назад +8

    Pop is just more smarter than the average bear

  • @ohdamnman
    @ohdamnman 3 года назад +7

    That's different

  • @AnthonyWLeone
    @AnthonyWLeone 3 года назад +1

    Have to admit: I didn't see that end coming.

  • @raidchaser443
    @raidchaser443 Год назад +2

    0:15 - 0:21 Goldie HATES porridge. Got threatened with a shotgun later...1:11 - 1:16

  • @Pigmudpit
    @Pigmudpit 2 года назад +2

    0:50-056 LOL!

  • @Jetblast01
    @Jetblast01 3 года назад +1

    Well he did say he was gonna eat her...he wasn't wrong.

  • @jonathanmendoza2319
    @jonathanmendoza2319 4 года назад +4

    1:52 Sex?😱😱😱

  • @ThiagoSantos-bo8vu
    @ThiagoSantos-bo8vu 3 года назад +2

    "Shit" is a really versatily word. Lmao

  • @epayne6
    @epayne6 3 года назад +6

    That was wrong! That was so So wrong! And just wrong on Sooo many levels!! 😵😥😰😨

  • @emmalinegraves4355
    @emmalinegraves4355 3 года назад +2

    Kinda cute

  • @joshuagraham2843
    @joshuagraham2843 3 года назад +2

    this is the best twist ending than m night shamalan

  • @johnadams4807
    @johnadams4807 3 года назад +1

    Funny an ad for pillowcube came on before this

  • @McCraeTheMediaLover
    @McCraeTheMediaLover 3 года назад +4

    The Papa Bear's outfit kinda looks like Yogi Bear's trademark outfit and was that Cree Summer doing Goldielock's voice?

  • @stevenrobbins7185
    @stevenrobbins7185 3 года назад +9

    Weird ending.

  • @lordyasha5944
    @lordyasha5944 3 года назад +13

    Just noticed that robot chiken has a fetish with bears theres a lot of bestiality jokes and most of them are bears

  • @NemoVir
    @NemoVir 3 года назад +1

    Goldy’s a bunny boiler.

  • @johnweaver1019
    @johnweaver1019 6 лет назад +5

    Bruh LoL

  • @Lordgaga160
    @Lordgaga160 3 года назад +1

    The bear and the Maiden fair.

  • @TheElijahStantonShow
    @TheElijahStantonShow 3 года назад +2

    Yogi

  • @trinstonmichaels7062
    @trinstonmichaels7062 3 года назад +2

    Trinston was here.. .

  • @darkball31
    @darkball31 3 года назад +2

    *a new bed*

  • @ricardohuff8774
    @ricardohuff8774 3 года назад +2

    I knew goldilocks is a naughty girl.

  • @shiann5550
    @shiann5550 3 года назад +3

    What wait a minute I recognize them also wife 🤬

  • @DarthVader-ESB
    @DarthVader-ESB 3 года назад +5

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @altarush
    @altarush 4 года назад +2

    Do Bernstein bears next.

  • @keel3768
    @keel3768 3 года назад +2

    I came from the bear rape pills video, seems about right

  • @davidjones3165
    @davidjones3165 3 года назад +1

    Just FYI bear genetalia is small (2-3 inches)

  • @renandavidsoriaahumada6093
    @renandavidsoriaahumada6093 3 года назад +2

    that was not like what i was specting

  • @Mandalore06
    @Mandalore06 3 года назад +1

    Is there anything better than a grizzly with a shotgun?

  • @kingdonut6675
    @kingdonut6675 3 года назад +5

    It should have been Bitch Puddin instead because this is totally something she’d do.

    • @kingdonut6675
      @kingdonut6675 3 года назад +1

      As always it catches me off guard at the end.

  • @crystaljefferson6167
    @crystaljefferson6167 3 года назад +2

    Poor mama bear

    • @biancanencioni6279
      @biancanencioni6279 2 года назад

      I wouldn't say that since she's very bossy and grumpy

  • @julianofmemes9289
    @julianofmemes9289 3 года назад

    1:52
    A goblin sloot went loose.

  • @smallmoon4340
    @smallmoon4340 3 года назад +1

    dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo anta ga suki de sukisugite dore dake tsuyoi osake demo yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai.