I don't really believe him. Either his English voice is fake or he's just mouthing the Spanish. People's voices do change when they learn new languages but not by a whole octave
@UTTPRichBitcoinmanAre the spelling mistakes and poor grammar apart of the troll? Or is that just another level of embarrassment added to your waste of a time channel?
It was just a tease though! He didn’t scratch in the right spot and then he activated the scratch-me-here-right-now! vibes in other spots and then he left. Just took off and left that poor guy hanging! 😂
@UTTPRichBitcoinman oh you are a troll thought you were being serious I can see you posting the same nonsense and gotta be honest it comes off as edgy and cringe
The reason why tree have so much power, is pretty cool. To transfer the water all the way up the tree, the tree have massive negativ pressure. Negativ pressure is normally impossible due to how liquids evaporate in low pressure environments. But because they way trees grow they can prevent that from happening, and there for achieve negativ pressure. Pretty cool if you ask me.
0:18 Sheep: "C'mon, let's bust outta here!" Sheepdog: "And where do you think you're going?" Sheep: "Damn this is baaaad, we've been caught, run away! Run away!"
@0:43 that was on the bank of the Cuyahoga river tailgating before a Cleveland Browns game. Someone on the ship asked for a beer and the dude obliged with a perfect throw.
There was some kind of road or other work going on in the background (visible in the video) and they sometimes need to cut the pavement, so they use those humongous saws to do and I guess someone forgot to make sure the locking nut was secure :D
I love how you describe a really interesting video concisely in the description; run that clip first in the colllection which actually matches the description and is not exaggerated nonsense! Staggering.
That was a concrete wet saw that the incompetent construction crew in the background was using. They run on hydraulic drives powered by a giant motor that runs on high amp/ high voltage. They did not tighten the nut on the arbor and probably did not have the safety cage in place either
Wow! Thank you for explaining. Knew obviously it was coming from a construction site, but that’s it. Indeed, they look like they’re doing half-a$$ jobs. Luckily nobody was injured.
I love the Browns. That's the American football team the guy throwing the ball to the ship supports. They are the forever underdogs, they haven't been good in decades. When they had a perfect losing season, fans organized a parade in subzero temperatures to make a giant zero (0) out of fans and took a picture from a drone. I can respect that.
And if the NFL chooses so, the Browns will never have a good season. The NFL is soft rigged. Certain games are fixed, so it doesn't matter how good they may be. If the NFL doesn't want them to win, they won't. Last season was blatant with Taylor Swift.. they fix games based on ratings and she brought in some insane ratings.
The tree at 2:00 looks like it has a rotten core going up the trunk, with rainwater accumulated inside. Once the branch got cut, water pressure and gravity caused it to shoot out like that.
Had a small heart attack at the skateboard dog
If This Gets 1000 Likes I Will Save An Abandoned Dog
same 🤣
Pinned hearted and no replied ain't no way
Why? Dont you use your dog when you cant find a skateboard?🐕🐶🐕🦺🛹🛹
Chicken nugget is tasty right
2:20 He sounds like he can do a good Puss in Boots impression
Fear me, if you dare.
There are worse voices to have than that of Antonio Banderas!
I don't really believe him. Either his English voice is fake or he's just mouthing the Spanish. People's voices do change when they learn new languages but not by a whole octave
I was wondering what that voice reminded me of !
@UTTPRichBitcoinmanAre the spelling mistakes and poor grammar apart of the troll? Or is that just another level of embarrassment added to your waste of a time channel?
That tree had been holding that one in for decades.
can't a tree piss in private
Jaloja!
Trussy
😮
@@LUCIDWRLD999I NEEEEED IIIIT
Give that tree some privacy
ha Ha! Good one ;-)
It might be a underground spring perking up!?
Ahhahahaah was gonna say almost the same thing
mother nature is a squirter. 😂😂
I’m so glad somebody else had this thought
TREE CUM
2:12 how can he sound like Markiplier AND Puss in boots at the same time?!?!
HE DOES 😂😂😂
Thats just puss in boots dubbed by markiplier then lipsynked by a human
Imagine minding your business on a bike and a stranger comes up to you out of nowhere, scratches your back, and leaves😂😂
no
It was just a tease though!
He didn’t scratch in the right spot and then he activated the scratch-me-here-right-now! vibes in other spots and then he left. Just took off and left that poor guy hanging! 😂
@@givemeahappyending lmao😂
What a legend
Chaotic good
Lambs: FREEEDOMM!
Dog: Where do you think you're going?
Lambs: Retreattt!
haha
Lambs:🤗🤸🤸🤸🤸
Dog: 🤨
Lambs: 😲☹️🏃🏃🏃🏃
I thought, mommy mommy milk, oh no, not mommy
@@JianaJones yeah
@UTTPRichBitcoinman no
2:15
I mean…if Puss and Boots were to ever be recasted with another voice actor…
@UTTPRichBitcoinman oh you are a troll thought you were being serious I can see you posting the same nonsense and gotta be honest it comes off as edgy and cringe
@UTTPRichBitcoinman what the fuck is wrong with you
@assassino_de_furry it's a bot
His voice is perfect for Puss.
😮🎉🎉
2:03 The trees bladder couldn't handle it anymore
The tree guy accidentally roasted most of us by saying "Bet you've never seen that before"
😂
ong bro 😭
Straight up
I live in Louisiana. Bet I have seen it before.
The reason why
tree have so much power, is pretty cool. To transfer the water all the way up the tree, the tree have massive negativ pressure. Negativ pressure is normally impossible due to how liquids evaporate in low pressure environments. But because they way trees grow they can prevent that from happening, and there for achieve negativ pressure. Pretty cool if you ask me.
The sawblade came from a concrete demolition thing in Eugene Oregon for those wondering
That doesn't explain anything.
Is it like a cast saw where it cuts concrete but not human flesh?
How did it wind up there?
@@calvinnickel9995 No, those ones work on vibrations. This one would happily chop someone up
It was also manufactured by Boeing
0:18 Sheep: "C'mon, let's bust outta here!"
Sheepdog: "And where do you think you're going?"
Sheep: "Damn this is baaaad, we've been caught, run away! Run away!"
This happened to a fellow camp counselor who was minding his own business one night, and a bunch of kids trying to sneak out.
Nah, they're legit sheep for that
😂 definitely a cartoon moment iRL❤
@0:43 that was on the bank of the Cuyahoga river tailgating before a Cleveland Browns game. Someone on the ship asked for a beer and the dude obliged with a perfect throw.
It was perfect
I knew it was Cleveland when I saw it.
"This tree starts shooting out water"
*sighs* **checks comments**
@@lilli-bethYou clearly did not get the joke 😐
@@lilli-bethwooosh
@@lilli-beththats not why theyre here in the comments
@@lilli-beth ahh. you have James 4:4 in your bio. That actually explains a lot even though I'm Christian too
@@lilli-beth HEY I FOUND THE EDGELORD!
1:06
> Gets out of car
> Scratching stranger's back
> Refuses to elaborate
> Leaves
lolll
🗿
The dude speaking Spanish, I could listen to him all day, his voice is so smooth.
he sounds like puss in boots
bro needs to be an actor
Bro is puss in boots
I'm straight but that voice was sexy af ngl.
The way he skips consonants like a natural spanish speaker tells me he has plenty of experience with it.
The guy who scratched the back of the motorcyclist, youre a real G. Respect
0:44 imagine just chilling on a boat and suddenly a pop can hits you in the face full force.
A tantrum will come haha
Twisted Tea incident
Assault with a canned fermented beverage, with intent to intoxicate?
Bro said: "random blade" without any other context like there was none 😂😂
Fr like that shit just spawned in lmao.
There was some kind of road or other work going on in the background (visible in the video) and they sometimes need to cut the pavement, so they use those humongous saws to do and I guess someone forgot to make sure the locking nut was secure :D
Final destination 😅
the feelings the workers must of felt oh man haha, must of been for cutting concrete that blade
He must have gone to Metal Man's stage first.
I love how you describe a really interesting video concisely in the description; run that clip first in the colllection which actually matches the description and is not exaggerated nonsense!
Staggering.
That was a concrete wet saw that the incompetent construction crew in the background was using. They run on hydraulic drives powered by a giant motor that runs on high amp/ high voltage. They did not tighten the nut on the arbor and probably did not have the safety cage in place either
Wow! Thank you for explaining. Knew obviously it was coming from a construction site, but that’s it. Indeed, they look like they’re doing half-a$$ jobs. Luckily nobody was injured.
nerd
@@garretthohengarten2602 Shut up
Seems unlikely. I think it was just a random blade attack. It happens...
@@garretthohengarten2602 Virgin.
the lambs: “can’t wait for the marathon-“
dog: “hi”
also the lambs: “… Run away! RUN AWA-“
@@Randomgoofygooberwhat is that supposed to mean
a monty python quote would have went harder. "Run away! Run away!"
Its a bot @@blueislifelifeisroblox
@@hwaryun7042I don’t know what that is but I mean sure
@@RandomPyroYT doesn’t seem like one
That nearly became a final destination death
That's so frr tho
That would make a better video
Spinal seperation
Where did it seriously come from .. that is crazy
Would've been the most insanely unlucky, random way to die. I don't disagree with the Final Destination comparison.
2:05 i should call her
nah
@@ch1p_k ok?
Girl: “Let me save you!”
Squirrel: “and I took that personally”
So funny that one! 🤣
Squirrel: What? I'm tryna swim here!
🐿️ Let's see who really needs saving
Squirrel: But who will save you 😏
The tree; "tis just a flesh wound"
❤
Ah, a kindred spirit fan of Monty Python
'Tis but a scratch.
The tree that goes ni!
But what is actually going on tho?
2:00 Bro hit the "tree spot"
*I'll see myself out.*
Just dont drink the _treemen_
Bruh you’d better 💀
Wow 👏🏾
@@masongonzalez847 Do*
The tree can't stop thinking of her
0:28 the roles are *r e v e r s e d*
The first guy was five seconds early to his death. Almost became a Final Destination contestant.
Exactly what I thought. Final Destination.
Technically he IS a contestant, just next time
"HELLO YOU ARE BEING RESCUED"
"🐿?"
"PLEASE DO NOT RESIST"
I laughed so hard at that. Squirrels' survival instincts tell them to climb when they're in danger. That little one must have been so confused!
Tree was tired of being pissed on, so started being the one pissing on
0:17 that singular smol bleat 🥺 i can't
2:30 The dog really flashed us
literally
Law says, you need a rear light at dark.
@@eestaashottentotti2242😅
@@eestaashottentotti2242lmao
That clip of the lambs and the dog was the epitome of "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you."
0:55 Bear:
> Steals bucket
> Breaks fence
> Refuses to elaborate
> Leaves
0:22 NAH BRO! I JUST SAW THIS CLIP ON THE VIDEO I WAS WATCHING BEFORE THIS! That’s fr crazy!
Same, honestly
2:00 "everything reminds me of her"
💀..
naww😭😭
Knew this comment would exist
@UTTPRichBitcoinmandon’t care + your gay + your army won’t take over RUclips
I was literally looking for this comment
1:57 💀I thought it was a family friendly channel
Bro Groot had a fun time last night
@@jerryesposito❗️❗️
Squirt squirt.
What’s wrong?
@@Jayden-lb5cw “squirt” look for it
That blade had unfinished business
Fr lol
So did the tree that finally took revenge.
squirrel be like: LADY STOP IT IM TRYING TO TAKE A BATH
1:35 Squirrel just wanted to hug her thanks for saving its life.
😂😂
"LEEET ME SAAAVE YOUUU!" to a squirrel... Same method of conversion as before but with new frontiers.
0:36 wow they finally added mario kart 8 to real life
Lol
That mechanic existed since Mario Kart 7. Mario Kart 8 introduced anti-gravity though.
I know but mario kart 8 sold way more copies across both the wii U and the switch and is therefore more well known
gta5 oppressor
@@flufkynBeat me to it.
I don't know if he's THAT lucky when a sawblade comes at you out of nowhere
i liked seeing the “professionals. do not attempt” on the video of the dog stopping the sheep.
he’s a professional guys. don’t try this at home
I love the Browns. That's the American football team the guy throwing the ball to the ship supports. They are the forever underdogs, they haven't been good in decades. When they had a perfect losing season, fans organized a parade in subzero temperatures to make a giant zero (0) out of fans and took a picture from a drone. I can respect that.
No carbon dioxide in the southern hemisphere 😊
And then they traded all their draft capital for a rapist…great organization to love
And if the NFL chooses so, the Browns will never have a good season. The NFL is soft rigged. Certain games are fixed, so it doesn't matter how good they may be. If the NFL doesn't want them to win, they won't. Last season was blatant with Taylor Swift.. they fix games based on ratings and she brought in some insane ratings.
@@kelsey_roywrong comment to reply that too lol
0:17 Feels like a Monty Python joke
"Charge!"
🐕
"Run away! Run away!
0:36 bro is playing Mario Kart 💀
7
Hill climb racing
1:10 the bois have each others backs
Literally
0:55
Guy: Hey! Where are you going?
Bear: PARKOUR PARKOUR!!
*rolls a 1*
The blade is like the spoon i dropped at 2 in the morning
Dam u dead
😭lmao
the snowball effect
The bear really said, “we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, Oh No! We’ve got to go through it”🎶
Goated story
0:17 "Honey foods ready!" *comes down the stairs* "It'll be another 10 minutes alright?"
You can practically feel the relief from that motorcyclist, dude must have been going crazy.
0:50 The ship in this video, American Courage, is SIXTY-EIGHT FEET WIDE. THAT WAS ONE IMPRESSIVE CAN THROW.
I can't see what the can is doing. Does it land on the ship? Does someone catch it? Does it go in a window? Does it go past the ship?
@@gabef.218 The can goes over the American Courage.
@@gabef.218 I'm pretty sure someone on the ship catches it
Just call me O’Brien because I pushed your thumbs up to 101.
@@joesmith1574 lol
0:47 plot twist, it was a grenade
lmao
*Boom*
@@T-Gwen-T*everyone sinks*
1:58
In America, you pee on tree.
In Soviet Russia, tree pee on you.
Soviet ruzzia what decade are you living in.
*Soviet Union
Bro I just quoted the freaking Yo Mama channel ok, calm down-
Pretty sure someone put it in a tree and it started doing that
@@MASTERATCOD4 at this point it isn't destiguishible💀
1:15 I swear I could see him melt into that guy's arms 😂
2:00 I should really call her
💀💀
Lmao
Damn
Drake ahh tree
Bruh
2:49 fun fact about pollution. It takes 20 minutes depending on the jet stream for pollution to get from Japan to California.
Really? No shit!
1:33 yes, yelling is the best way to keep him calm
0:30 it seems like the tables have turned
Or rather, the cars have turned...Mr. Freeman.
That’s a *pure* stereotype
How how the turn tables
02:10 Buzz in Toy Story 3 be like:
Puss in boots as well
Nah he batman
The tree at 2:00 looks like it has a rotten core going up the trunk, with rainwater accumulated inside. Once the branch got cut, water pressure and gravity caused it to shoot out like that.
Those lambs stopping and bolting back is like when you try to sneak out but get caught
2:25 No, the real question is:
¿Por qué tiene un imperdible en la oreja?
Right?
Safe ears. Cmon what century are you living in Joey?
It's for his ear diapers, obviously. Tu necesitas aprendar mas. 😄
@@joostdriesens3984 Sí, como todo el idioma español, ya que uso Google Translate.
@@SOH-bl4mr LOLOL El 21.
1:58 That tree is a true American, it's just taking a piss in the woods
What are you talking about this tree is cü-
the barkussy
Ten Knight was responsible for
“Tis but a scratch!”
-random tree from Monty Python’s The Holy Grail”
The car on the crosswalk feels like an asdfmovie bit
Bear was trying to make a quick getaway, but the fence was like "You're too fat!"
The guy that scratched his back is lowkey real for that
"What are you doing?" The man asked the bear.
"Whatever I want."
1:58 Tree's havin a really good time there.
ambatakum
Uh, it looks like pressure build up to me.
0:17 the sheeps have personal beef with that dawg
2:07 That tree liked what it saw...
Non one :
The tree : 🥵💦💦💦
Ambatukam trees
Cool pun 👍🥇
That tree liked what it saw it
That’s what you call the “morning wood”
Now I have a fear of random blades coming outta nowhere.
0:01 1 meter away from a RUclips video into a Liveleak video💀
BEAR: I'm a cat! I'm a mountain cat!
(fence goes splat)
Dude, you're a bear.
Spittin' BARS!
1:58 "for some reason, this tree started squirting"
that blade was some final destination shit tbh
2:35 It would e fun to know if the person with the beetle tattoo is a teacher or a scientist.
I'm sure the squirrel was just coming over to say "thank you"! 😂
She could have just set the chair in the pool. The squirrel can climb it and jump out.
@@kimbrey65shut the fuck up kimbrey hindsight is 20/20
0:35
"Hey, what do you do for a living?"
"Oh, I'm a professional motor-glider rider."
2:00 i dont even have to say anything just look
Bro…
@@Ezranimation-qb2re mhm
The way the little lambs kind of collectively said “nahhh” is so cute lol
That tree is freaky freaky
It's just excited to see him
1:59 Nice to see a tree enjoying itself 🙃
"She's a squirter"
Enjoying itself more than most girlfriends 😅
Those little lambs said “NAHHH ( not today dog )”🤣
bro was surprisingly chill with some dude scratching his back
Intro is grandparents telling you how hard it was to walk to school
@gunguginga9653what
@UTTPRichBitcoinman bot
Oh wait now I don't even remember if I made any replies
DUUUUDE 0:35 , thats the oppressor... THATS THE PEGASSI OPPRESSOR MK1
It sounds like the Sanchez motorcycle in the older GTA games.
@@Gelatinocyte2 Maybe cuz they are both MTX bikes.
@@rompevuevitos222 yep
1:59 bro became the one kid on field trips that says “I don’t have to use the bathroom”
Bear trying to climb but breaking the wall and be like oh i guess this is easier was too hilarious
Bear was like: *"No door here? Lemme fix that!😊"*
If trees could talk “ I’ll have what she’s having “
Or (less erotic), a tree can only take so much dog piss before it has to relieve itself too.
1:58 Bro, that tree is just tryna take a leak, gotta give it some privacy
No One:
Bear: Dropkicks fence like an action star
Looks like the tree had too much to drink last night.
0:03 Scrap Brain Zone Act 2
Fellow sonic fan here. I was about to comment this.😊
Personally, I had Ravenholm flashbacks.
Mega man: oh boy, I wonder what kind of ability this nitro man guy will give me!
The wheel cutter in question:
Lmao
This reference is appreciated
The lambs were about to making a daring escape but got a little "sheepish" at the last second.