I Challenged Dream to a Test of Intelligence

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  • Опубликовано: 19 авг 2020
  • WHO'S THE SMART ONE NOW YOU GREEN BOY???
    for the union! for the revolution!
    I'm never satisfied.
    @TommyInnit @Dream @Tubbo @Fundy @Niki Nihachu
    Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
    Follow me: / wilbursoot
    / wilbursoot
    Edited: / talentlacking
    The DreamSMP is a server created by the Dream Team on Minecraft. People usually just play regular survival Minecraft but I decided I wanted to create a geo-political war. Uh-oh.
    Music used:
    Incompetech - Kevin Macleod
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @Luxiah
    @Luxiah 3 года назад +3968

    "Punz."
    "No, the attention loving one."
    "Dream"

    • @gemiguess
      @gemiguess 3 года назад +13

      Timestamp

    • @iccedbeverage3526
      @iccedbeverage3526 3 года назад +8

      Ultra Gallade I’m sorry I can’t like the like count is 666

  • @sythlikesfrogs
    @sythlikesfrogs 3 года назад +8521

    Dream: breathes
    Tommy and Wilbur: *on behalf of capitalism, that will cost you 20 diamonds*

    • @jamesmoreland7569
      @jamesmoreland7569 3 года назад +131

      Good thing that he's not breathing at 25:49

    • @hxr_
      @hxr_ 3 года назад +47

      @@jamesmoreland7569 😳 i mean... You're not wrong but-

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 года назад +6

      @@jamesmoreland7569 yep it's awesome

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 3 года назад +23

      dream actually did disobey existing signs though so he does actually owe them 100 diamonds technically

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 3 года назад +9

      Bidoof actually tubbo disobeyed a sign of that costed 500 so they owe dream

  • @spence.r
    @spence.r 3 года назад +7899

    tommy gets killed by a spider
    absolute silence
    tommy: “you see if i had drugs”

    • @cinyko439
      @cinyko439 3 года назад +169

      “TOMMYINNIT! DO YOU WANT ME TO YEET YOU OFF A HILL!!?-“

    • @orbtheborb4216
      @orbtheborb4216 3 года назад +41

      @@cinyko439 imagine if he said yes after that and then another spider kills him and he says the same thing again and everything goes into an infinite loop...

    • @gordonlehrke3712
      @gordonlehrke3712 3 года назад +10

      Is that K-Pop?
      If so...
      Anime is better

    • @thedorkazalea
      @thedorkazalea 3 года назад +10

      Timestamp:
      7:53

    • @spence.r
      @spence.r 3 года назад +2

      @@gordonlehrke3712 okay

  • @maple408
    @maple408 3 года назад +4043

    i like how Wilbur doesn't want to laugh at Tommy's jokes because they're against the moral law

    • @Awesomeferret10
      @Awesomeferret10 3 года назад +85

      Yet he still laughs

    • @Maryam_Sadoon
      @Maryam_Sadoon 3 года назад +81

      U can tell he really really wants to

    • @lojas426
      @lojas426 3 года назад +40

      Even though he traps and tourtures 100 people for hours on end sometimes

    • @shlooshploosh587
      @shlooshploosh587 2 года назад +36

      It's like when a little siblings says something actually funny

    • @starboy.x
      @starboy.x 2 года назад +6

      They’re against a lot of laws

  • @iluvcats2
    @iluvcats2 3 года назад +8060

    "he's so mysterious, look at him, he's like when you get a new cat"
    accurate description of dream

  • @neonlesser9836
    @neonlesser9836 3 года назад +5327

    Wilbur sounded like a dad when tommy said “ill go to the strip club”
    “No You Wont”

  • @GraceT
    @GraceT 3 года назад +4107

    "what's a step down from a strip club?"
    Tommy:" Hooters"
    Wilbur: "um, no..what's a step down from hooters?"
    Tubbo: "an airport!!"
    That kid is funny 😂

    • @kaylivaughan9649
      @kaylivaughan9649 3 года назад +67

      I FUCKING DIED

    • @dolphindreamer8739
      @dolphindreamer8739 3 года назад +205

      No one talked about Dream’s “McDonald’s” in chat 😂

    • @meemsame
      @meemsame 3 года назад +40

      @@dolphindreamer8739 i died when I saw that

    • @yellowbanana3009
      @yellowbanana3009 3 года назад +27

      HDISIURIET I SAW “maid cafe?”

    • @skull2849
      @skull2849 3 года назад +4

      @@yellowbanana3009 SAME💀

  • @Janaaaaaaaaa_
    @Janaaaaaaaaa_ 3 года назад +6328

    Alternative title: Green blob man jumps off of cliff after being cyberbullied by a brit guy who is selling minecraft drugs

  • @bpdcxs
    @bpdcxs 3 года назад +5479

    TommyInnit: "CLAY!"
    Dream: _so you have chosen death._

  • @fallingskies8991
    @fallingskies8991 3 года назад +12830

    “True or false, who were the four founding fathers of America?”
    Why did Wilbur think putting Tommy and Tubbo in charge of the questions was a good idea

    • @ItsLtime
      @ItsLtime 3 года назад +485

      And asking it from Dream, An *A M E R I C A N*

    • @lechicken8226
      @lechicken8226 3 года назад +339

      For a second there, I was like "What's wrong with the question?"

    • @harriam0
      @harriam0 3 года назад +115

      Ah yes founding father, that well defined category we made up that everyone agrees on.

    • @em.be.
      @em.be. 3 года назад +51

      True or false 💀💀💀

    • @naiawalters1430
      @naiawalters1430 3 года назад +5

      @@lechicken8226 what is wrong with it

  • @millowsome
    @millowsome 3 года назад +1714

    *Tommy yelling Dream’s real name*
    *Everyone: O_O*

    • @Raiding_Co
      @Raiding_Co 3 года назад +28

      Was it Clay?

    • @thelegendarywanghole
      @thelegendarywanghole 3 года назад +15

      @@Raiding_Co yea

    • @pedrov.8087
      @pedrov.8087 2 года назад +4

      no

    • @supersnowyfox1013
      @supersnowyfox1013 2 года назад +21

      Fangirls: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

    • @zfaydogdu
      @zfaydogdu 2 года назад +6

      @@supersnowyfox1013 LMAO I REMEMBER IT NOW ONCE I GOT A WATTPAD LINK FROM CRINGE CONTEST THING UGHHHH

  • @mm4ycrowave
    @mm4ycrowave 3 года назад +641

    Tubbo: *"I CAN'T READ, TOMMY!"*
    Tommy and wilbur: 😶🚶

  • @quinsiffisnic4053
    @quinsiffisnic4053 3 года назад +2468

    Nikki’s only lines this video:
    “Haha”
    “That’s mean”
    And “what just happened?”

    • @quinnkempert2422
      @quinnkempert2422 3 года назад +235

      and the best one “nihachu was shot by Tommyinnit”

    • @Sai1ence
      @Sai1ence 3 года назад +135

      Nikki becomes the Oblivion NPC with limited voice lines

    • @j4ck20n_
      @j4ck20n_ 3 года назад +136

      lol yeah she was just vibin on her stream, she kept having to tell people that she was fine, she just wasn't trying to interrupt

    • @Lavantte
      @Lavantte 3 года назад +85

      She didn’t want to interrupt them, such a bean. 🥺

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 года назад +25

      @@Lavantte *social anxiety entered the chat* yeah there's alot more reasons for not trying to interrupt people

  • @dragonfruit5293
    @dragonfruit5293 3 года назад +2326

    "See if I had drugs that spider-"
    "TOMMYINNIT-"

  • @bia-gh6kk
    @bia-gh6kk 3 года назад +977

    Wilbur: "I have to wake up before I talk to Tommy."
    Tubbo: "I'm about to end this man's ear's whole career"

    • @abbeygiles7034
      @abbeygiles7034 3 года назад +5

      Oof-

    • @harry_mair
      @harry_mair 3 года назад +5

      Car ear

    • @RedpurrFox
      @RedpurrFox 2 года назад +4

      no you don't get it, Tubbo wanted to help Wilbur wake up so he screamed and that woke Wilbur up and he was ready for Tommy

  • @vocalvortexstudios2058
    @vocalvortexstudios2058 3 года назад +928

    Dream is like Voldemort, if you say his actual name hes coming for you and no one will save you

  • @duolingobird6468
    @duolingobird6468 3 года назад +3453

    “Who’s bamboo is that?”
    “Uh, erret’s”
    *”perfect keep destroying it, I want it all gone”*
    “I’ve been informed that it’s *my* bamboo”

    • @flabbergastedwhale5593
      @flabbergastedwhale5593 3 года назад +15

      Stan duolingo bird

    • @mr.hamborger4502
      @mr.hamborger4502 3 года назад +67

      Uhhhhhh...... so i finished my spanish lessons this week...... c- can you let my parents go....?

    • @max-cd6hh
      @max-cd6hh 3 года назад +24

      I haven’t done my French lessons in three months-

    • @teacup6846
      @teacup6846 3 года назад +20

      Duolingo bird please i did all my French lessons just let my parents go PLEASE DUOLINGO BIRD I BEG I
      OF YOU

    • @fern7603
      @fern7603 3 года назад +11

      i haven't done my chinese lessons in 2 years lol take that

  • @tunaparlar7235
    @tunaparlar7235 3 года назад +2635

    Tommy: "Hello big P"
    Wilbur: "Hello Mr Vice President"
    That just kinda summarises the entire l'manberg arc doesn't it

    • @callummorris6602
      @callummorris6602 3 года назад +3

      how do you mean?

    • @tunaparlar7235
      @tunaparlar7235 3 года назад +80

      @@callummorris6602 cuz tommy was always that funny, not so serious guy who led to a lot of problems because of his all over the place attitude. Whereas wilbur was just serious roleplay guy who did everything more formally

  • @oscarlewis8241
    @oscarlewis8241 3 года назад +265

    “What was the 20th American president?”
    “Uh, let me see... one, two, three, four...”

  • @samvidas9599
    @samvidas9599 3 года назад +246

    Them watching Dream go through the alleyways like he's their hamster testing out a new tunnel they bought for him makes my day

  • @doodled.4754
    @doodled.4754 3 года назад +2015

    CONTEXT IS VITAL LMAO MY DAD WALKED INTO THE ROOM RIGHT AS TOMMY WAS LIKE “WE NEED WOMEN AND DRUGS”

    • @ecargecyoj2458
      @ecargecyoj2458 3 года назад +113

      uh does the context make it better at all? lmao

    • @zeinaw9226
      @zeinaw9226 3 года назад +138

      I THINK WE ALL LEARNED THAT WE SHOULD LISTEN TO STREAMS/ VODS THAT HAVE TOMMY IN IT (no pun intended) SHOULD BE LISTENED TO WITH HEADPHONES, WE ALL LEARNED IT THE EMBARRASSING AND HARD WAY

    • @Awesomeferret10
      @Awesomeferret10 3 года назад +44

      @@zeinaw9226 I don’t watch Tommy’s videos around my parents since everything is subtitled

    • @user-ui7tn1fq2b
      @user-ui7tn1fq2b 3 года назад +4

      time stamp??

    • @nuraolblast1721
      @nuraolblast1721 3 года назад +6

      @@zeinaw9226 My parents don't english so it's ok for me

  • @wunderful1355
    @wunderful1355 3 года назад +2778

    I love how dream just walks around with his head down when he’s sad

  • @pogchamp2675
    @pogchamp2675 3 года назад +241

    tommy: *talking about strip clubs*
    dream: *mcdonalds*

  • @lazice
    @lazice 3 года назад +4900

    "TRUE OF FALSE: WHO WERE THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF AMERICA."

  • @atlantis5673
    @atlantis5673 3 года назад +4630

    Dream: "Oh Sapnap is Greek"
    Me: "why nobody told me about this earlier"

  • @randomguy8303
    @randomguy8303 3 года назад +159

    Who were the four founding fathers of America?
    *yes*

  • @kattq
    @kattq 3 года назад +263

    Wilber: don’t talk about how much you like drugs
    *tommy was slain by spider*
    _silence_
    Tommy: you see if I had drugs-....

  • @pitbullenthusiast3390
    @pitbullenthusiast3390 3 года назад +3375

    EVERYONE WENT SOOO QUIET WHEN TOMMY CALLED DREAM “CLAY”

    • @fashioncakes
      @fashioncakes 3 года назад +23

      timestamp?

    • @jaxy_4027
      @jaxy_4027 3 года назад +60

      fashioncakes 15:03

    • @deadnewchannelformelycillc7899
      @deadnewchannelformelycillc7899 3 года назад +9

      @@jaxy_4027 thanks

    • @mrmrmeta3698
      @mrmrmeta3698 3 года назад +6

      Um it’s his name

    • @mrmrmeta3698
      @mrmrmeta3698 3 года назад +3

      Just a building I know right wait what’s that sound it it sounds like a joke going over someone’s small head and even smaller brain

  • @RadLad69
    @RadLad69 3 года назад +15079

    I love when Wilbur is mean to dream but then I remember he asked dream on a date that one time

    • @derpz5569
      @derpz5569 3 года назад +874

      Wilbur is a tsundere

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 3 года назад +657

      Oh yes! A few days before the war he wanted to date dream and eat pizza!

    • @derpz5569
      @derpz5569 3 года назад +126

      @@Basil_liy holy shit its sans

    • @ileanabriannemari
      @ileanabriannemari 3 года назад +127

      @@derpz5569 _* dudududududu intensifies *_

    • @awizo_
      @awizo_ 3 года назад +266

      He's mean cause dream broke his heart

  • @niko4358
    @niko4358 3 года назад +64

    Tommy: “IT SAID ‘500 DIAMONDS IF YOU LEAVE THE PARK!’
    Tubbo: “...I CANT READ TOMMY!”

  • @cheyennef.2935
    @cheyennef.2935 3 года назад +91

    Wilber just seems like a daycare at this point.

  • @valeriasanchez2959
    @valeriasanchez2959 3 года назад +6912

    "What does a park have that can attract drug dealers and women?"
    - kids.

    • @seineevee
      @seineevee 3 года назад +156

      I-

    • @mossripalextechno6450
      @mossripalextechno6450 3 года назад +111

      Oh my-

    • @x_x5009
      @x_x5009 3 года назад +43

      I don't see how kids can either of them, drug dealers sell to teens, don't know if they can be called kids

    • @valeriasanchez2959
      @valeriasanchez2959 3 года назад +99

      @@x_x5009 true, I thought of that, but for me if you're less that 17 you're still a kid :/ and I'm a kid

    • @yukikaenthusiast5164
      @yukikaenthusiast5164 3 года назад +55

      @@x_x5009 hey kid you want drugs

  • @iamfocuz1799
    @iamfocuz1799 3 года назад +3308

    “Who were the four founding fathers”
    “True”

  • @leggyleggy5379
    @leggyleggy5379 3 года назад +69

    Wilbur Soot once said: “I’m a basement boy”

  • @maybeariash1768
    @maybeariash1768 3 года назад +32

    Wilbur: “he’s so mysterious! Look at his mystery!”
    dream's brain : *DudUduDU*

  • @dankpotato6454
    @dankpotato6454 3 года назад +6090

    When dream jumped off, wilbur looked geniunely concerned

    • @mossripalextechno6450
      @mossripalextechno6450 3 года назад +117

      Why do u think he said we gotta go

    • @gnarlyyarii7039
      @gnarlyyarii7039 3 года назад +135

      maplesugar33 no❤️ don’t ship real people it’s weird and creepy to push someone into a relationship

    • @sammy_lovexx1706
      @sammy_lovexx1706 3 года назад +14

      GnarlyyArii i mean I wouldn’t say ur pushing them into a relationship buttttttt if it is I guess I’m creepy but I kinda ship dream with everyone

    • @gnarlyyarii7039
      @gnarlyyarii7039 3 года назад +26

      Sammy_ Lovexx well then stop, it makes people uncomfortable you know? Even if dream is okay with it, doesn’t make it less weird or creepy just stop, there’s always these type of people in the fandoms🙄

    • @sammy_lovexx1706
      @sammy_lovexx1706 3 года назад +20

      GnarlyyArii okay I don’t want to make this a big fight or anything but it’s just something that people can just do as a joke or for themselves it’s like if u had a crush but it’s for others and I ship way more people then just him so sry I’ll never stop lol 🙂

  • @notnova3821
    @notnova3821 3 года назад +15793

    "He's so mysterious "
    Dream's mind: Wii music

    • @esme6100
      @esme6100 3 года назад +30

      ruclips.net/video/Twi92KYddW4/видео.html

    • @shadowfire04
      @shadowfire04 3 года назад +318

      cobblestone crafting table intensifies

    • @luriua6254
      @luriua6254 3 года назад +15

      When?

    • @adoor668
      @adoor668 3 года назад +138

      Dun dun dun dun
      Dundundundun
      Dundun dun dun dun dun
      Dun duuuuuun dun dun
      Dodododo
      Dododo
      Dodododo
      Dododo
      Do do do
      Dodododododo

    • @roara123
      @roara123 3 года назад +76

      he thinks in trance music for racing games

  • @loversrock9673
    @loversrock9673 3 года назад +38

    1 it’s just the two kids doing something they’re not meant to and then Wilbur turns up like the big brother to sort them out but also make it worse
    2. I love how wilbur is just talking to Tommy, casually shuts tubbo in the hole and continues walking and talking, literally dying rn

  • @WorrilessWildflower
    @WorrilessWildflower 3 года назад +95

    The fact that these British guys know more about American history that me, an American. 😅😅🤣

  • @rookalt156
    @rookalt156 3 года назад +6808

    I’m more impressed by the fact that Wilbur, a Brit, knows more about the American line of presidents than I, an American, do lol

    • @kerriostergard
      @kerriostergard 3 года назад +163

      he knew all the presidents it seemed like which is a great is impressive

    • @madmaddog2114
      @madmaddog2114 3 года назад +146

      I’m pretty sure it’s mostly due to Hamilton

    • @quackster8295
      @quackster8295 3 года назад +25

      That’s literally the most basic knowledge

    • @heronb.520
      @heronb.520 3 года назад +98

      @@quackster8295 you know every President by heart? Why?

    • @foolishkai1822
      @foolishkai1822 3 года назад +53

      Well in different countries when (if) youre taught about America’s presidents, you probably actually care about remembering it more than an American, since you don’t know whether or not you’ll end up needing it. As an American, you don’t. It’s similar to learning about the different kinds of government Russia has gone through as an American, you’ll probably remember that more.

  • @arndrehehe
    @arndrehehe 3 года назад +16220

    I love how Wilbur is trying to stop Tommy from talking about drugs coz he's a minor. Gotta appreciate that big brother energy

    • @ohathe559
      @ohathe559 3 года назад +1569

      as if he didn't try to start a drug empire with tommy like two weeks ago lmao

    • @arndrehehe
      @arndrehehe 3 года назад +512

      Lmao ikr, he's very chaotic

    • @pre5283
      @pre5283 3 года назад +114

      I've never seen him in a mine!

    • @snicky-0-234
      @snicky-0-234 3 года назад +95

      Wilbur Bucciarati

    • @kevin08908
      @kevin08908 3 года назад +37

      i respect minoritiez

  • @jassellelacson3665
    @jassellelacson3665 3 года назад +23

    W: "what do u want to build?"
    T: "what is a strip club?"
    W: "no no lower than that"
    T: "hooters"
    W: "no-"
    TB: "an airport"
    W: "what? Shut up tubbo"
    Dream in mc chat: "mcdonald's"

  • @ellieallan5166
    @ellieallan5166 3 года назад +21

    Tubbo screaming “I can’t read Tommy” was the best thing 😂

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 3 года назад +2411

    _"I used to be on _*_drugs"_*
    _"I did _*_drugs"_*
    _"I had to deal _*_drugs"_*
    _"I even had to kill for _*_drugs"_*
    _"And I was so good at it..."_
    _"...That it got me more _*_drugs"_*
    -Innit, Tommy (Probably)
    >2010-2020

    • @nunziofofone2645
      @nunziofofone2645 3 года назад +29

      Also "I miss drugs"

    • @joonhojams4841
      @joonhojams4841 3 года назад +40

      Last time I checked Tommy wasnt a german counter-terrorist operative who attached car batteries to metal things

    • @sugarsugaronline
      @sugarsugaronline 3 года назад +13

      Tommy (Bandit) Innit

    • @banditdoggo
      @banditdoggo 3 года назад

      @@sugarsugaronline 😏😏

    • @theskydomain3794
      @theskydomain3794 3 года назад +4

      Why
      Did I sing this in the Fallen Kingdom melody.

  • @spaceyr
    @spaceyr 3 года назад +7114

    Wilbur: “Step down from hooters”
    Dream: *mcdonalds*

    • @creamdishes591
      @creamdishes591 3 года назад +63

      Yea dream is American that’s why

    • @rremity
      @rremity 3 года назад +30

      @@creamdishes591 im american and i dont like fast food lol
      edit: but i like chick fil a thats like the only fast food id eat

    • @creamdishes591
      @creamdishes591 3 года назад +19

      abby bishop I’m American and fast food is awesome

    • @creamdishes591
      @creamdishes591 3 года назад +23

      And guns

    • @rremity
      @rremity 3 года назад +7

      @@creamdishes591 lol i feel like i dont match any stereotypes of americans

  • @raydragon_1924
    @raydragon_1924 3 года назад +42

    I just watched the clip of Tommy losing his last canon life....they’ve come along way. Good and bad:
    Brb I’m crying now-

    • @emmyjemmy4208
      @emmyjemmy4208 3 года назад +1

      yup i'm here to reminisce and totally not cry bro i miss old l'manberg

    • @raydragon_1924
      @raydragon_1924 3 года назад

      @@emmyjemmy4208 sameeeeeeeeeeeee I miss the old times :(

  • @mossycobbIe
    @mossycobbIe 3 года назад +24

    5:46 Both Tommy and Wilbur have fucking died and there’s a semi-sentient egg taking over the SMP but at least Tommy’s obsession with the name Clementine is the same :’]

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 3 года назад +2266

    the smp animation: *makes them all look epic and cool*
    actually their team: "heheheheh drugs and womennn"

    • @bpyrotroph3670
      @bpyrotroph3670 3 года назад +78

      Like a lot of America's rapping.

    • @st3am267
      @st3am267 3 года назад +6

      "Women(s)"

    • @AuriofTheHooligans
      @AuriofTheHooligans 3 года назад +36

      @@waffigo it's when someone forces someone to have--oh you said rapping.

    • @kuylardev
      @kuylardev 3 года назад +1

      what animation

    • @bpyrotroph3670
      @bpyrotroph3670 3 года назад +4

      @@waffigoA very quick-spoken version of music, though here in America people have corrupted it's image. I am not very much a fan of it, but some raps actually have good meaning.

  • @JardsYard
    @JardsYard 3 года назад +2428

    “Step down from hooters”
    Dream: mcdonalds

    • @cyphalzuo
      @cyphalzuo 3 года назад +3

      Pizza cat is the cats of pizza not McDonald’s

    • @zthehuman7051
      @zthehuman7051 3 года назад

      Lol, I saw that in da chat too lmao 😂

    • @swagbucksjester5706
      @swagbucksjester5706 3 года назад

      LMFAOOO

    • @JardsYard
      @JardsYard 3 года назад

      also it is at around 3:35 or 3:40

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 3 года назад +64

    Older brother tries to convince younger brother not to do drugs.

  • @ChattyMilly
    @ChattyMilly 3 года назад +49

    Tommy: I figure we name all of them ✨Clementine✨
    Also Tommy: I want a pet moth and I want to name it 💕Clementine💕
    It seems the child likes the name Clementine

    • @smallpotato5445
      @smallpotato5445 2 года назад +3

      Wait I have always thought he said pet rock not pet moth :o

    • @Elf-yourself
      @Elf-yourself 2 года назад +1

      I have a friend named clementine

    • @ii_exist5129
      @ii_exist5129 2 года назад

      it’s a good name thoooo

    • @rwhoosh5522
      @rwhoosh5522 2 года назад

      Clementine is very good Clementine name. Very good, clementine

  • @LIVVlE
    @LIVVlE 3 года назад +3749

    Wilbur: Thats a prime terrorizer right there.
    Dream: **staring at carrot**

    • @Pro-Crastinator
      @Pro-Crastinator 3 года назад +11

      lmao

    • @prstnekit
      @prstnekit 3 года назад +39

      Tubbo: **steals carrot**

    • @sage570
      @sage570 3 года назад +1

      There can be only one cat pfp 🔫

    • @user-di2em2tg4l
      @user-di2em2tg4l 3 года назад +10

      @@prstnekit it’s tommy

    • @qui1076
      @qui1076 3 года назад +35

      I think he said tourist

  • @BellThompson
    @BellThompson 3 года назад +3534

    Tommy calling Dream “Clay” just felt wrong on so many levels

    • @araynick8577
      @araynick8577 3 года назад +28

      Who is clay??

    • @FanFoRlYfE
      @FanFoRlYfE 3 года назад +220

      @@araynick8577 dream's real name lol

    • @zomadziasans8212
      @zomadziasans8212 3 года назад +300

      @@FanFoRlYfE dream has a real name?

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 года назад +51

      @@zomadziasans8212 bruh

    • @lina6998
      @lina6998 3 года назад +36

      Zomadzia Sans my exact thoughts🤔

  • @chewy1203
    @chewy1203 3 года назад +9

    i love how nikki just randomly shows up in those videos walking around and fixing the holes that creepers blow up

  • @lesbiansforwolverine
    @lesbiansforwolverine 3 года назад +34

    2:31 "now we just have a weird and lonely Tubbo"
    Me: **wheeze laughter intestifies**

  • @RazzBeri1
    @RazzBeri1 3 года назад +3095

    Dream: *is looking at carrot*
    Tommy: “MINE”

    • @iol289
      @iol289 3 года назад +3

      i was the 666th like 😹😹

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for saying it so I don't have to

    • @GlamarRB
      @GlamarRB 3 года назад

      Where is the clip?

    • @iol289
      @iol289 3 года назад

      KYT gaming no problem lol

    • @avaniyt8251
      @avaniyt8251 3 года назад +6

      *Hippty boppity, carrots are now my property*

  • @RatoftheSupremeRodentTakeover
    @RatoftheSupremeRodentTakeover 3 года назад +943

    _"Once you've got the drug dealers - then you've got the women as well"_
    *-Sun Tzu (The Art of War)*

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 3 года назад +12

      But what if the drug dealers are women?

    • @saatvikkalra6061
      @saatvikkalra6061 3 года назад +9

      @@jocosesonata duh duh DUHH

    • @nichii1603
      @nichii1603 3 года назад +6

      @Jocose Sonata then they’re lesbian. Duh

    • @user-nm6xp4bu7c
      @user-nm6xp4bu7c 3 года назад +1

      I literally read this exactly as he said it

    • @beautifulalley5755
      @beautifulalley5755 3 года назад +2

      I mean, as a woman....he’s right XD

  • @Iraercturus
    @Iraercturus 2 года назад +9

    22:44 his face lmao

  • @TheFel1neFox
    @TheFel1neFox 3 года назад +10

    Tommyinnit can plan my wedding
    Tubbo walks by sign*
    They suddenly owe 500 diamonds*
    Later Tubbo: I CANT READ TOMMY

  • @BowPennykettle
    @BowPennykettle 3 года назад +1967

    Wilbur: "A step down from Hooters"
    Dream in the chat: "McDonalds"

  • @tutugry3105
    @tutugry3105 3 года назад +1084

    "Write the word bed on a sign"
    "E"
    That is a big IQ moment

  • @lizard._.person6673
    @lizard._.person6673 3 года назад +8

    Wilbur: “a step down from Hooters”
    Tubbo: “an airport”
    whAt 😂😭

  • @caseyhauck7113
    @caseyhauck7113 3 года назад +4

    Tubbo yelling “I CANT READ TOMMY” was the best part🤣🤣🤣 I’m DYING

  • @zo4225
    @zo4225 3 года назад +1530

    "CLAY"
    "...."
    W h y g o s i l e n t ?

    • @crazystupidbean
      @crazystupidbean 3 года назад +38

      it’s dream’s real name, i guess he doesn’t like being called by it

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 года назад +21

      @@crazystupidbean yeh, he doesnt even like when George calls him it.

    • @samuelljacksondacoolest
      @samuelljacksondacoolest 3 года назад +15

      IT WAS SO AWKWARD HAHAH

    • @JordanCreaser29
      @JordanCreaser29 3 года назад +29

      He doesn’t not like it. He said that in one of Tommy’s vids. It’s just unexpected

    • @zo4225
      @zo4225 3 года назад +2

      @@JordanCreaser29 He doesnt not like it? meaning, he likes it? (i know its a grammar mistake)

  • @hannahscott5695
    @hannahscott5695 3 года назад +3231

    Tommy: write the word “bed” on a sign
    Wilbur: *e*

  • @fedoratheexplorer2610
    @fedoratheexplorer2610 3 года назад +2

    Tommy: how many piano keys are in a an octave
    Wilbur: *writes 31*
    Tubbo & Fundy: W h A t

  • @Sparxo476
    @Sparxo476 2 года назад +3

    Tommy : "He placed a sign saying 500 diamonds if you leave the park"
    Tubbo : "I CAN'T READ TOMMY!!!"

  • @liamhtml979
    @liamhtml979 3 года назад +2032

    “I miss drugs”
    -TommyInnit, 2020

    • @SillyGoofyGuy
      @SillyGoofyGuy 3 года назад +13

      “Hello big P”
      -TommyInnit, 2020

    • @SillyGoofyGuy
      @SillyGoofyGuy 3 года назад +3

      1:24

    • @adamennaqui7413
      @adamennaqui7413 3 года назад +2

      ‘’Well it’s magaluf init’’ -Tommy ‘the Chav’ Innit 2020

    • @ctgamingplayzz9491
      @ctgamingplayzz9491 3 года назад +3

      “What is a strip club”. -Tommyinnit, 2020

    • @penguin2985
      @penguin2985 3 года назад +3

      "once you've got the drug dealers you got the women as well"
      Sun Tsu, the art of war.

  • @markleesseagull3668
    @markleesseagull3668 3 года назад +2729

    dream on his channel: 100000 iq
    dream on the others channel: wii music on loop

  • @allthingsanime7413
    @allthingsanime7413 2 года назад +5

    tubbo is literally the "this sign wont stop me because i cant read" meme

  • @okokokokokok
    @okokokokokok 3 года назад +10

    2:27
    You'll miss a whole lot more than that
    you'll miss L'Manburg

  • @dankpotato6454
    @dankpotato6454 3 года назад +4358

    I like how wilbur says "thats going in the 100iq compilation"
    100iq is average

    • @Charlotte-id4xr
      @Charlotte-id4xr 3 года назад +295

      that’s going in the 100iq compilation

    • @twddersharkmarine7774
      @twddersharkmarine7774 3 года назад +98

      And Dream actually answered in an average people answer

    • @twddersharkmarine7774
      @twddersharkmarine7774 3 года назад +24

      And Dream actually answered in an average people answer

    • @whentheisthewhen5001
      @whentheisthewhen5001 3 года назад +44

      And Dream actually answered in an average people answer

    • @jamfoxxy4432
      @jamfoxxy4432 3 года назад +25

      I thought 120iq was average and under that is below average??

  • @ASuspiciousCrab
    @ASuspiciousCrab 3 года назад +2277

    *"True or false, who were the four founding father's"* -Tommy, 2020

  • @kydehead7955
    @kydehead7955 3 года назад +4

    2:48 "there's just a tubbo"
    -TommyInnit

  • @Awesomeferret10
    @Awesomeferret10 3 года назад +9

    Hahahahahahaha lol Tommy threatening to punch Dream to death with just his fists hahahahahahahaha lol I’m not in pain go away. 13:27

  • @JasM1331
    @JasM1331 3 года назад +1397

    “First I’d go to the strip club”
    “ *no you won’t* “
    “ *I already have* “

    • @iol289
      @iol289 3 года назад +5

      i was the 170th like 😹😹

    • @creeper1087
      @creeper1087 3 года назад +22

      @@iol289 no one cares 😹😹

    • @iol289
      @iol289 3 года назад +3

      creeper 108 ik, just saying lmao

    • @FreezedreadL
      @FreezedreadL 3 года назад +3

      @@iol289 no one cares😹😹

    • @ThatNerdAlbert
      @ThatNerdAlbert 3 года назад +2

      @@iol289 i care

  • @ms.bobatotes3945
    @ms.bobatotes3945 3 года назад +3060

    “We only need drug dealers and the woman will come on their own”
    “Strip clubs”
    “This is a drug pit *insert choking noises”*
    “Remember Big P I’ve always a gUn”
    “OoOoh! A DRUG pond”
    “You see if I had dugs that spider would’ve left me alone”
    OKAY TOMMY IS ONLY 16 I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HIS HEALTH
    (edit: i myself am a teenager, and i say things like these a lot, probably even worse stuff, it was just a joke)

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 года назад +72

      He's 16? I thought he was like 11

    • @numphithink9919
      @numphithink9919 3 года назад +38

      yo I thought he was 7 wth

    • @kamea2083
      @kamea2083 3 года назад +29

      omg what?! i thought he was 3 and a half!!

    • @pencils7351
      @pencils7351 3 года назад +41

      I'm 16 and tbh that's not the worst I've heard my fellow teens say, including myself

    • @alexs.5171
      @alexs.5171 3 года назад +45

      Honestly, you shouldn’t be concerned. That’s pretty normal to hear from a teenager.

  • @Zach-xu6pp
    @Zach-xu6pp 2 года назад +4

    Tommy: “Write the word bed on a sign.”
    Wilbur: *writes e by accident*
    That part killed me

  • @tee-sam-ee-red
    @tee-sam-ee-red 2 года назад +4

    13:40 he is smart enough to understand Rick and Morty

  • @TH4NKY0U
    @TH4NKY0U 3 года назад +1888

    tommy: “true or false: who were the four founding fathers of america”
    wilbur: “HOW IS THAT TRUE OR FALSE

  • @LeafDoodles
    @LeafDoodles 3 года назад +2161

    Wilbur just turns into a big brother/Dad mode whenever Tommy does or says ANYTHING stupid and it’s great

    • @bstar8857
      @bstar8857 3 года назад +62

      Yes wilbur turns into the best dad ever
      "Tommy, I will throw you off a hill"
      "TOMMY DO YOU WANT ME TO YEET YOU OFF A CLIFF"
      ~Wilbursoot 2020

    • @mariaw4585
      @mariaw4585 3 года назад +32

      Lmao exactly, a couple days ago on stream Wilbur told tommy he would talk to him after stream when he made a joke about Elton John. Major dad mode

    • @karina-ww9pp
      @karina-ww9pp 3 года назад +5

      Maria W what was the joke?

    • @BluebeerryBPS
      @BluebeerryBPS 3 года назад +3

      @@mariaw4585 What did Tommy say? Lol

    • @nichii1603
      @nichii1603 3 года назад +5

      @Potato Potato making a gay joke on Elton John, I think. Real dad moment

  • @lizzie_lestrange5895
    @lizzie_lestrange5895 Год назад +5

    What kinda lemons are they talking about at 9:07

  • @hobbeshyperfixates8024
    @hobbeshyperfixates8024 3 года назад +5

    "I love it, I love it, For sure, For sure"
    **Boxes Tubbo inside the hole**

  • @jf8365
    @jf8365 3 года назад +18361

    When this British guy knows more U.S. History than the average American

    • @highoninfinity
      @highoninfinity 3 года назад +864

      well isn't wilbur like a history buff anyways?

    • @allisong4345
      @allisong4345 3 года назад +443

      You mean more than any american

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 3 года назад +222

      @@allisong4345 haha murica bad

    • @cloudy1722
      @cloudy1722 3 года назад +313

      I bet everywhere else learns about American history because of all the mistakes we have made today...

    • @urmum11072
      @urmum11072 3 года назад +63

      J F that just proves how much history we learn here-

  • @crabinabox1390
    @crabinabox1390 3 года назад +1881

    this is wild man-
    Wilbur, frantically: "Dream it's not that bad, there's more to live fo-..............I've got to go."

  • @thisisacranberry9081
    @thisisacranberry9081 Год назад +5

    Everyone’s saying that it’s weird that Wilbur knows more even though he’s a Brit- little did they know…

  • @mcytfan1415
    @mcytfan1415 2 года назад +4

    "Dream is so mysterious"
    *DuDuDuDu, cobblestone craftingtable, Mamacita role play and more intensifies*

  • @dovee1
    @dovee1 3 года назад +1563

    "We need to have a space that attracts drug dealers and women"
    AD: RUclips IS THE PLACE-

    • @SkyleeKate
      @SkyleeKate 3 года назад +22

      i-

    • @racecarhiggins5970
      @racecarhiggins5970 3 года назад +45

      Well THAT was an unfortunate moment for an ad

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap 3 года назад +30

      @@racecarhiggins5970 I Believe You Meant... *Perfect* Moment.

    • @starry4716
      @starry4716 3 года назад +15

      this comment made my day

    • @ariannadaubek8980
      @ariannadaubek8980 3 года назад +15

      Actually right after that I got “the real cost of vaping”

  • @splortin
    @splortin 3 года назад +903

    Tommy: "write the word 'bed' on a sign:
    Wilbur: *"e"*

    • @mythicalme6613
      @mythicalme6613 3 года назад +7

      *write

    • @viqzen
      @viqzen 3 года назад +12

      tommy : write the word bed on a sign
      0_L3D: R I G H T

    • @splortin
      @splortin 3 года назад +2

      @@mythicalme6613 thanks for pointing that out

  • @lilaclauren3170
    @lilaclauren3170 3 года назад +2

    This is the ultimate representation of the middle brother with anger issues, the older brother who got stuck with babysitting, and the younger brother who they send away to do useless tasks because he's annoying and they don't want him around.
    (speaking from experience)

  • @TexasPig
    @TexasPig 2 года назад +5

    22:33 Dream made me cry. ABE’S DA MAN!!! 🧔🏻🎩

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 3 года назад +331

    3:33
    Wilbur: “Step down from strip club”
    Tommy: “Hooters”
    Tubbo: “Airport”
    3:41 Dream: “McDonald’s”

  • @brandonchan5387
    @brandonchan5387 3 года назад +1579

    "How many white piano keys are there in an octave?"
    Wilbur: 31

    • @mossripalextechno6450
      @mossripalextechno6450 3 года назад +58

      I think there's 8

    • @brandonchan5387
      @brandonchan5387 3 года назад +35

      @@mossripalextechno6450 Yep, and there are 8 likes on this comment! Balanced, like all things should be

    • @mossripalextechno6450
      @mossripalextechno6450 3 года назад +4

      @@brandonchan5387 🤣👍

    • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
      @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 3 года назад +13

      If you include the black keys then I think it's 13.

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 3 года назад +21

      MythLover Dragon i think theres technically 7, bc one is repeated. For example, with the C octave, idk if you would say CDEFGABC or CDEFGAB

  • @elspethrea
    @elspethrea 3 года назад +4

    i like how Wilby made it so nice by saying "Im gonna throw you off a hill" and not "Im gonna throw you off a cliff"

  • @justkilledawomemfeelinggoo9061
    @justkilledawomemfeelinggoo9061 3 года назад +7

    That one person who said “SUCK IT GREEN BOYYYYYY” in the chat when dream jumped off

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 3 года назад +11965

    Next video is probably gonna be _"I Challenged George to a Test of Color"_

    • @cagla.3780
      @cagla.3780 3 года назад +145

      Hi I see you everywhere bro wth

    • @darkyz8538
      @darkyz8538 3 года назад +62

      Lmaooooo

    • @jaw.sb.9187
      @jaw.sb.9187 3 года назад +398

      Colour*
      We're all brittish here

    • @iduckinfhatwyou2275
      @iduckinfhatwyou2275 3 года назад +18

      lmfaooo

    • @kqexzz
      @kqexzz 3 года назад +25

      That is true that would be very funny

  • @anonymousdude8184
    @anonymousdude8184 3 года назад +1267

    "Tubbo he placed a sign saying 500 diamonds if you leave the park"
    "I CAN'T READ TOMMY!"
    Tubbo moment

  • @tuxdraws8004
    @tuxdraws8004 3 года назад +19

    Me: sees the skins
    Me again: sees old l’manberg
    Me once more: sees the destroyed drug van
    My reaction: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **crying**

  • @ANormalRifle
    @ANormalRifle 2 года назад +4

    I laughed so much when tubbo was like
    "I CANT READ TOMMY" 😂✋

  • @emibryan3047
    @emibryan3047 3 года назад +788

    15:04
    tommy: clay
    *silence*
    dream: *fire sword go brr*