INDIANS & COWS 😂 GABRIEL IGLESIAS
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2023
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"that is probably him" killed me plot twist at it's finest
😂😂😂
Well since it killed you I hope your cow life is going well
It's a German cow
Fr man
@@Bingbong1226hello I'm da cow
“WE JUST DROVE PAST A DEAD BODY 15 MINUTES AGO!!!”
“That is probably him.”
Got me dying💀
So you’re a cow now? 😂
savage
* w h e e z e *
@@katheryne-bois moo
Yeah… We also have watched the video
“That is probably him”
Fuckin love this guy 😂
😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
AYO PAUSEE
@@RoyEastmanKodacbruh what you thinking he saying
@@HonshuAyleen its a joke youngster
His indian accent just got me everytime 😂
❤
No Cape Town accent in South Africa
As a cow (formerly human), I confirm that Indians don't honk at us.
Unfunny
COWabunga!
So funny me laugh 😂
Wait bro how are you typing this ?
Are you making fun of our culture
Not funny but fucking aggressive😡
I am an Indian, and we honk at cows. The only reason most of the people don't honk is not out of respect but because they know that a cow doesn't give a rat's ass when its honked at
It's true, we watched it through people's dash cams.
I'm Indian too and I never went to India, but it's true animals are like people or are people that their soul has been cast into a animal
Oh u live in the trash can
@@fbi_____ really whats my name
@@mtgoat179
Your name is Mtgoat
I know where you live😈
Earth
Very true 😂 people may kill each other but not the cow here
So they kill people but once the person becomes a cow they can't kill them hahahaha
india is the 5th largest beef exporter.
@@sheikhjawwad5399" Article 48 of the Constitution of India directs states to try to prohibit the slaughter of cows and calves, as well as other milch and draught cattle." First Know the difference between cow and beef 🤡
@@shashankdevadiga2646Just curious. Then why do some extremists kill muslims for eating 'beef'
That Cow is now Standup Comedian😂😂
💀
Pin this comment pls 😂
Moorakh hindu nation allways...😂
"That is probably him" LMAO 🤣 😂
LMFAO 😂😂
,🎉
LMAO
It is true this does happen in india
🤣 😂
if you honk at the cow, your gonna be the next cow
Even if my mom honks at a cow, she'll come back as herself because she was already a fat stinkin' cow to begin with!!! 😂
BRUH😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂❤
So, if I honk at Bill Gates, do I...
Bro got confused between crow's & cow's 😂😂😂
Exactly
And the cow is Indian final Boss
He studied Indian literature at WhatsApp University 😂
😂😂😂😂
Cow indian 😂😂😂
I’m dead Lmfao probably the best comment I’ve seen on this website
When someone gets knowledge from WhatsApp University
@@ashremcow1908your username😂
"Why are you 50mins late to work?"
"Cow"
"Oh Ok"
It will be a good excuse ngl
Imma go to india now
@@phx534fr
Good excuse
i think i have to look for another job in india😂😂😂😂😂
I think it is quit good joke, but when you came to india, this can help you to know importance of time and you can learn discipline of time,to get progress in the world.
this guy's sound effects is unparalleled😂❤
As An Indian We don't believe that cows are reincarnation of dead people...the belief is cow feeds us milk so they are equivalent to mother and are considered sacred animals as per sanatan (Hindu sikh Jain Buddhist texts)Thank you 😊the show was funny tbh 😁😂
If you were to choose only 1 which would you save when their lives are in danger, a person or a cow?
Goats also provide milk but you guys eat them, don't you?
Cow gives you milk and you call it Mother and sacred.
The male cow doesn't give milk. Is it Father ?
@@peter-iz1kn 🤣🤣🤣
@@peter-iz1kn I think because of the male cow the female cow is able to give milk 🍼
As an indian , this is even far beyond my grandfather's weird stories 😂
Why u are lying
Why u are lying
Ooo , just start taking your medicines you will be alright 😅
@@FreakedfreakHave you ever been to India
Yea one of my grandparents thinks that they created the internet so does 4 others why do all Indian grandparents think that they created the internet
“WE JUST DROVE IT PAST A DEAD BODY”
“That’s is probably him” 😂 I love it
drove by 15 minutes ago*
Who is talking to?
Hes got the Indian accent 😂😂😂😂funny asf😂😂😂
We r Exactly like that Brother..😎
Radhe Radhe..🙏🇮🇳🙏
How he speaks in the Indian accent is just hilarious
Somebody pick him up
It's pretty good too. I watch a lot of scambaiters, and they mostly talk to Indians, so I've heard dozens of hours of various Indian accents.
So then why is it when a white person does an accent, it is racist?
He is saying the true
@@tylarjackson7928you heard indians, 𝙬𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙨....... 😂😂😂
When he said "A man can get shot in the middle of the street" I was sure he was talking about America
Yeah. In India, guns only go to officers, military and some government workers. Very few people get guns.
It’s not like the US where you get multiple school shootings a week, meaning not one, but usually more people dying.
Note to anyone who says anything about us shootings: these numbers are backed up online. Feel free to check before sending something angrily. You’re not even the one whose culture is getting insulted here.
righttt😭
Its the Real civilization of cow
Not street in schools 💀💀
@@brokengenius315 Most anywhere, really
So they don’t care if he dies as a human but when he’s a cow he’s holy ??? 😂
sort of, they're pretty situational regarding their "rules" though. They cheer for the deaths of palestinian men, women and children in support of israel yet they still support them anyways when they sacrifice the red cows or red heifers
It is wholly meat to me as a steak.
Bro was getting his revenge💀
“That is probably him” - best unexpected ending in all of story telling
“That is probably him” nah that got me dying😭😭😭
You're gonna be a cow.
Aaaaaggggghhhhh
Just Like That Guy
Now say,Mooooow
nah man you don't want to know ,what they do with the cow manure too 💀💀💀
Makes you wonder where they got the crazy cow idea from
The crowd's laughter after his last line tho omg😂
"That is probably him" made me die 😂😂
@soach3266
MOO!
Well GET IN THE STREET
Ghost
Are you a cow now?
@@hopeisalive4675 👻
As an Indian I am hearing these things first time in my entire life
Same bro
😂
Me too😂
Bcz you are being dishonest or ignorant
@@Hidden-truth-revealed nice job deducing that one 👍. Lets just talk shit all the time and see where that gets us.
that is probably him😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Very funny
"that is Probably him"
A cow of reincarnation of a person is more important than a person himself😂
The irony..
@@pumpkin.spiced caring for animals at least in one country is a great thing, humans are the worst animals are a blessing, that's an irony ;)
@@xBintu I hope I get to have a nice steak of your family one day.
sorry, but am I having a stroke?
@@xBintu healing is available to you whenever or if ever you decide to choose it.
I'm an Indian, and I've heard this "reincarnation of dead people into cows" first time.
Yes we respect cow in India for several reasons but not this one😅😅
Btw your accent is on point 😂😂😂😂
In India, we can say a cow with general questions such as "What is your name not the cow"
The funniest joke ever.😂😂😂
"Why are you an hour late to work?"
"A cow, sir"
"Say no more"
I might say you came too early...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😂💔
😂😂
He said something about no one would honk at it. I call BS. You ever been to India? Man, those horns NEVER STOP BEEPING.
This man's voice effects are so amazing
How tf this have 265 likes and not a single comment??
And yes, dude has the best voice affects ong
@@Darksiddd 🤓
Gives me Michael Winslow vibes
@@Darksidddok let me try to balance it
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“Gabriel why are you late to school, there was a cow in the road” Average late to school excuse in India 😂
Last word got me 😅😅😅😅😅
After being born and living in India for 23 years, I really want to visit the India he did.
🤣🤣🤣same
Koi bhi village area mein chala jaa bhai bihar up mein dikh jayega
Go to anywhere except northeast.
Go delhi😂
Me too lol, never saw this
No one ever taught me that the cows were reincarnated humans
Are cows god/goddess?
Because they aren't
yeah
he probably misheard crow as cow
that's not true
I had heard that about crows. And cows are considered holy. Maybe he got both mixed up?
Just like a wow, u describe those fools of all time perfectly. Superb dude... 😅😅😅
Guy's so hilarious 😂
As an Indian can confirm we don't honk at cow but we do like scare them to move to side of the road if making a nuisance.
Wait so I have a question and if it is offensive I’m sorry I just don’t know that much about other cultures around the world. So do you all see cows as good luck as is it worshipped as a god? Again I’m sorry if the question is offensive.
@@FreemindRicochet no this is not offensive at all I would rather suggest to ask these question to gain more clarity in our culture, and to answer your question not exactly but cow is the favorite animal of one of our god Krishna and we consider them as angel connecting realm of God and humans and due to which we treat them as God.
@@FreemindRicochet Also we believe in reincarnation in different way, we have seven reincarnation as human and after every human reincarnation we need to pass through 100,000 animal reincarnation and after final human reincarnation the earth will be annihilated by kalki the final incarnation of Vishnu, Krishna is also an reincarnation of Vishnu.
@@aryanradadia204but you gotta remember that is not the only believe about the cows there are other believes such as the one stated by fluffy and also beliefs like all the gods lives in a cow or according to vedas aditi the mother of all Hindu gods is associated with a cow and such so there are more then one view depending on which sect of Hinduism are you talking about
@@aryanradadia204I thought Kalki / Kalkin, is the prophesied tenth and final incarnation of the god Vishnu. Not Kaluga.
As an Indian we give them a gentle patt and say "tsk tsk tsk" and they move
You know that it could be, as well, some one mother in law!
@@strobo24 😂😂😂
Tsek nawe
I'm really curious do the youth (atleast in big cities) belive in this stuff? every Indian I meat in Australia is super open minded and smart but what about India?
@@Jaunty_jules What stuff are you talking about 🤔
I think there are 2 reasons why we love and respect cows
1. Cow provides milk that's why we compare them with our mother and call them mata (mother in hindi).
2. You will know only if you know anything about hinduism.
I don't understand this if people love dog then it is ok, they cry if someone eats a dog but why people are making fun of us for loving and respecting cows and it is true people make fun.😔
One more thing in hinduism not only cows but all animals are respected
you got a talent bro...😂
They believe cow is their mother 😂
Millions of Indian kids get their nutrition from cow. We tend to respect those who provide for us.
@@edu6842then you should call chickens mother, they also provide nutrition. 😂
@@edu6842 arguing with a brainless is a wastage of time.
@@rafiulislam654you get your nutrition from eating your mother ? Never knew this fact , where you from ?
@@rafiulislam654 I didn't know that chickens provided milk like our mother. This is news for me.
*_"That is probably him"._*
Just killed me, right there!
Enjoy life as a cow! :D
@@EdibleTrain LOL
as an Indian I can say that we don't honk at a cow because they might be our dead ancestor or something (it's the first time I am hearing this), but because we know that they don't give a damn. We just go "hurrrr", "husshhh", "chu chu" on them.
When a cow gets more love than you 🥲
You guys should try the mighy "WOOOOOOAahh EEEEEE BOOOOI"
This idiot doesn't know the Indian culture and keep on try to mimicking Indian's, even his accent also not matched as Indian
But Indian BJP killed people because of cow 😰
Yeah , its true , I live in Delhi and there are a lot of cows on the street and I never heard anyone saying its our ancestors or something , from god Krishna"s tiime people used to respect cows because the cow is considered a sacred animal and symbolizes wealth, strength, and motherly love. So, we are also just beliving the tales of that era and living our daily life ...
I hope you will understand now
The way he mimics how how an Indian man speaks is outstanding!
As a Bhartiya...it is new to me😂😂😂
But i would love the idea, if people start loving cows and animals like that...
"Why are you 30 minutes late to work?"
"Sorry my late aunt Gertude was lying down in the street."
Gertrude 🤣
Funny af🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shut the f dude how do u feel if we make fun of
Your country
Jaja great joke
you just made me gleefully slam my fist on the banister of a balcony
Takes "your mom's a cow" to a whole different level 💀
is that a blue freddy fazbear wearing sans clothing 💀
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😲
"your moms a cow bro!!"
- "yeah probably"
Some weird American slang?
@@Ulaycola fuck man, sorry for your loss
Mr cow 🐄 this is the key to the house you built last week 😅😂
"that is probably him" killed me
get ready to be a cow!
R I P. atleast your last words were quoting a joke
Now you are a cow
Let's bark
As an Indian, I am listening these things for the first time in my entire life
Why are you denying the facts bro.... I too am an indian😂 and this is usual thing in our country
@@yawarmohd_i have seen people honk at a cow
@@yawarmohd_idk which illiterate state you are in 😂 , but in kerala this is not how we roll
@@pranavjayaprakasanutand how do you roll in Kerela?
@@lazy_iitian by eating beef 🍖😂💀
Damn this got me!!!😂😂😂
The accent is killing me 😂
Nothing beats the feeling of being a guy from a region and listening some one explaining things differently about your region so confidently 😂
Yes bro... Thanx to understand us..
Even you are Imran..
But he explained different reasons..
We worship it..
Because of her good deeds.. she give us milk like mother...
And it's every thing have good benefit..
Like it's dunk and .urine also..
I know it sounds awkward..
Also we look at it as a goddess she has represented many gods in every part of her body...
(we are tough like this for our religious books)
I can't even resist someone eating it..
Cause this is his own choice..
And in this world Vegetarian and non-vegetarian both are equally important... Non-veg helps to balance food Cycle..and availability of food.. to prevent the food crisis.
@@punisherplays9587 these foreigners visit India for a short period of time and cover like a small part of India and try to make assumptions and stereotypes out of them 🙃🙂
but the cow part is true😅
@@ethernal2562 cows are respected and worshipped as they are known for being the nandi vahana(kinda vehicle) for Shiva as I've heard from my friends, but I've never heard anything about being reincarnation of dead people and also I've never seen someone stop their car totally cause theirs a cow on the road😅 they would mostly honk at them or at most try to provoke the cow to come out of the road.
@I seriously joking fine, but feeding wrong info soo confidently😂
"that's probably him" cracked me up 😂😂
LMAO
Was just about to give a like to ya, but i realised your comment has already 777 likes, and i refuse to ruin that precious casuality
If it's just a joke, it's good to have everyone's laughter. But it's not the real scenario. BTW, trust me I'm an Indian and born and brought up and am still alive roaming in the Indian city roads... but respecting your profession in keeping others laughter...
Yah mr. 100 percent in our world especially in India great observation. Good. God bless you and all!
As an Indian i am still confused about his theory about cow😂
Me too
Kisi ne use bakra bana diya 😂😂😂
He seem to have got sold to a wrong story teller 😂
me bhi
Hi. Just curious, so it's wrong when he said that cows are reincarnation of died humans?
As an Indian :- thats a nice story 😂 i hv heard for the 1st time .
Yall definitely drive by dead bodies I've seen about a hundred traffic death videos in India on Liveleak and Kaotic
So whats the actual story ?
@@ulqviorraits more like they are holy creatures who have same status as mother so that why we wait for cows to move and the driver was being sarcastic
@@SadhnaSharma-gg6nmmake sense. It represents a mother because both of you 💩 on the streets
Ya i also didn't know we can't honk at cows we just don't because they don't care😂
This works for both cow and a bull.
For cow its respect,devotion etc.
For bull its the fear
Bruh I was literally on a van and got hit by a bloody cow jumping across the main road, lol
Being an Indian, I am still trying to understand in which multiverse you visited INDIA
I mean, considering there's a billion people, India is massive and have big fcking states, this sounds accurate in every word... 😂
Ye log chutiye hai....aane de in logo ko tourism badega😂😂😂
@@FelipeeGz nope it fucking doesn’t. There isn’t a single place in india where this is true….
@@TheActualAudiocitySo Can I Eat Cow ? 😮 Didn't someone killed in India just because he ate the meat of cow ?
this guy keep spitting such bullshit without having any knowledge of how india is actually
Being a Hindu, I heard this concept for the first time......
Report it as misinformation
@@harshadhardas1648soft
Hindu ugly big
@@harshadhardas1648who will you report? This channel?
There are many other shit concepts going on within yr selfs lmao don't be surprised
This guy is so good ❤❤
The accent hits hard😂😂
"tHaTs pRoBaBLy HiM" had me dying 😂
"Cows are reincarnated people". Never heard that in India after living my whole life here (16). People do honk at cows
Me too😂😂
Isn't it crows that people get reincarnated as?🤔 That's what my parents said to me in Tamil Nadu. Just weird that there are so many versions of the same myth all over India and does not make me take any of these versions seriously. 😅
Yes, and we do help accident victims. There are just too many stereotypes nowadays...but let's take the joke..
@@zarpspawn3508 we respect cow because cow give us milk and if you have come in your house you will connect her emotionally
I mean... India is a big country. Maybe the state Ur living in doesn't have these rules?
Doesn’t help your friend while he’s dying
wakes up at 3 am to moos
I can’t just stop looking 😂
I love the Indian accent! That is probably him! 😂😅😂
.heads
cow is not a dead human incarnated, it is believed in Hinduism that Cows are the representation of all Hindu Gods, And they are touched by people and people believe that they'll be blessed by all Hindu gods.
its not a dead human incarnate either. hinduism believes that there is reincarnation of the soul and you wouldnt know if its past life was a human
He might have just misunderstood or someone explained it very poorly and no one corrected him
I'm confuse and shock when he say that😂
At least Indians have respect for the animals. Vegans don't.
Satan has so many ways and tricks to mislead mankind and to disconnected them from our one true creator about who created the cow . Think about his trick !
The cow yells on the stage
Cow be like : I am the boss 😎
As an indian i must say ,He must have visited India in parallel universe...😂
Cow belt of North India
Are bhai gai nhi sand dekha honga is jadya ne
As an Indian I also agree.
yeah
@@PraveenKumar-yc3ec what did you mean by cow belt ?? As if there are no cow in your locality !!!
Isekai name: "That time I got reincarnated as a cow in India"
Rise of the Cow Hero 🤣🤣
That should be a fanfic. I would read that
straight up reincarnated and lvl is : ∞
This guy is amazing
Talking about hate someone till dead and start loving after he or she becomes a cow😂😂😂
American Cow talking about Indian cows . That's wholesome . 💀
Bruh
😂👏
Well that was just 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then does that mean your a cow too?
😁😁
He must have visited India in parallel universe...😂
Shi bola didi ye angrez yaha par bhi anabshanab bak rhe h😊
Have you heard about the sakshi murder case ..
Abe randi chinal sach toh keh raha hy.... He is telling truth
Iknow right, who the hell would want to visit India
@@yes_no_body yes, she was murdered because of love jihad by some radical Muslim guy
He has a good english/indian accent 👍
That's why we are second in the world in beef exports 😂
“That is probably him” 😂
Fluffy is the best comedian 🤣
But he didn’t come up with it. The driver made that joke, fluffy is just repeating it.
@@sinista5745 🫡
@@sinista5745 yeah but u know Fluffy is the Dude who is telling us the Joke in a Funny way and thats why he is Called a Comedian
@@ganeshs2470 what do u mean by this please I’m so curious
@@sinista5745 Good! I like curious people. A quick curiosity test for ya
His Indian Accent part is authentic
He looks like Jide Kosoko
A great living legend actor in Nigeria
This dude is great
"Somebody pick em up"got me dying😂😂
Congratulations u are a cow now
"this is probably him" 😂😂😂😂 I can't haha
fr lmao
They are just playing, let them try Naija😂🤓
so they give more respect to the reincarnated version of the dead. 😂
Bro took "ill come back" to a other level
Decomposed human head emoji
ill?
Nah i have copyright on that
Indian be like :- Bhencho ye kab hua😂😂
ikr!
Sach sunai nhi de reha kya, dhek lo unka prospective kya hai India ke liye
Indians be like - forget cow , lets do some caste discrimination 😅
@@JaiBhaarat1 not so funny 😏
@@LetsAware-123 abey "hi-bye" waale hutiye... har cheez hansne ke liye nahi hoti 🙂
His accent is perfect
" That's probably him " 😂😂 am dying 🤣 😂
the punchline was so good 😆😭