Today wasn't my normal day on GTA online..

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @rygb
    @rygb 4 года назад +673

    I water boarded an entire village one by one as a reminder to stay hydrated

    • @webtoonanime4940
      @webtoonanime4940 4 года назад +15

      well I flood the entire universe as well as all dimensions as I am the water God for the sake of hydration

    • @v1b3z48
      @v1b3z48 4 года назад +27

      I flooded my girlfriend

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +263

      thanks mate I saw a spike in subscribers probably because of this

    • @norain885
      @norain885 4 года назад +2

      NO NAME 00110001001110010011100000110100 I made an ark...

    • @evolvedcopper2205
      @evolvedcopper2205 4 года назад +4

      @@v1b3z48 you beat me to it 😂😂😂

  • @mntsam1930
    @mntsam1930 4 месяца назад +70

    5:05 aged well 💀💀💀

  • @zacgarbus
    @zacgarbus 4 года назад +202

    I restarted the U.S.S.R but changed the name to modest pelican gaming to spread the good word of your channel

    • @moistbandito7378
      @moistbandito7378 4 года назад

      You chose a model that is proven to fail.. Bad move.. Should have gone with The Republic of China or something like that..

    • @Njazmo
      @Njazmo 2 года назад

      Is that why Putin is attacking Ukraine right now?

  • @thatavaragewinnie
    @thatavaragewinnie 3 месяца назад +107

    Are you still a doctor disrespect fan?

  • @Kahlil-ot4tq
    @Kahlil-ot4tq 3 месяца назад +30

    The drip aged very well...

  • @pancakes8966
    @pancakes8966 4 года назад +106

    Nobody:
    Modest Pelican:
    *Pulls out a gun during a snowball fight*

  • @holjascatu
    @holjascatu 4 года назад +117

    Great video papa peli! I voted for pelicans to be the next animal to be experimented on to become super soldiers. I hope this will spread good word of your channel.

  • @comradeburrito7112
    @comradeburrito7112 4 года назад +359

    “You Americans get snow on Christmas”
    *Cries in Arizonan*

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 4 года назад +4

      You got the Coyotes though. And they JUST won against the Detroit Wings in hockey.

    • @NinjaHunter1098
      @NinjaHunter1098 4 года назад

      What about New Year's, that's about the only snow you'll ever see. But there's a catch. There's only a 1% chance.

    • @comradeburrito7112
      @comradeburrito7112 4 года назад +7

      Michael Jones not in the valley. Up in the mountains the get seasons. In the valley? We get Summer. Summer, but with allergies. And fall

    • @colelongbrake1877
      @colelongbrake1877 4 года назад +1

      Boss Burrito we are crying in ohio too

    • @robertw6477
      @robertw6477 4 года назад +2

      I feel your pain bro. Texan here. It gets cold as shit down here but never snows

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei 4 года назад +232

    Lmao Crosby absolute madlad streaming in the bathroom

    • @Crosby-ge7jp
      @Crosby-ge7jp 4 года назад +5

      Average Sensei 😎

    • @cole5086
      @cole5086 4 года назад +2

      What's the red car called

    • @cranberryjuice3469
      @cranberryjuice3469 4 года назад +2

      @@cole5086 the neon

    • @cole5086
      @cole5086 4 года назад +2

      @@cranberryjuice3469 your anweek late

  • @xkastro
    @xkastro 4 года назад +323

    “You Americans get snow on Christmas”
    *Laughs in Texas*

    • @kiddo728
      @kiddo728 4 года назад +9

      “You Americans get snow on Christmas”
      Laughs in Tropical climate

    • @hotlineheister1342
      @hotlineheister1342 4 года назад +6

      “You Americans get snow on Christmas”
      Laughs in Antartican

    • @noah2k07
      @noah2k07 4 года назад +7

      “You Americans get snow on Christmas”
      *Laughs in Arizona*

    • @UttaButta89568
      @UttaButta89568 4 года назад +9

      “You Americans get snow on Christmas”
      *laughs in florida*

    • @bkkersey93
      @bkkersey93 4 года назад +1

      Screw all of you Red-Headed Step-Pelicans.

  • @Florian-om5sx
    @Florian-om5sx 4 года назад +859

    do you think pelicans deserve more than a million subscribers?
    cause i do

    • @caliber9005
      @caliber9005 4 года назад +1

      What, the try hard called pelican?

    • @mauricew7430
      @mauricew7430 4 года назад +3

      Floprow yes he deservs 138383838

    • @kinge.3868
      @kinge.3868 4 года назад +5

      Hahahahaha. stop begging for likes

    • @JohnWick-pq5su
      @JohnWick-pq5su 4 года назад

      NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @beta4103
      @beta4103 4 года назад +2

      @@kinge.3868 He didn't beg for likes?

  • @thereallegend6990
    @thereallegend6990 4 года назад +164

    nobody is first except for the pelican

  • @biketron
    @biketron 4 года назад +42

    "The perfection on wheels right now, this shit is so clean" Man, that was extra classy, I love it!

  • @AFishBicycle
    @AFishBicycle 4 года назад +444

    I was almost triggered by the party pictures... but the gender inclusivity calmed me down

    • @s1ndrome117
      @s1ndrome117 4 года назад +23

      nice sarcasm

    • @LCProductionCompany
      @LCProductionCompany 4 года назад +9

      @@s1ndrome117 or was it!
      Dun. Dun. Dun. Duuuuuuuuuuuuhhhn.

    • @cole5086
      @cole5086 4 года назад +4

      What's the red car called

    • @taylorbox9647
      @taylorbox9647 4 года назад +3

      Cole Hargreaves pifister neon

    • @troyhagy4404
      @troyhagy4404 3 года назад

      @@cole5086Pfister neon

  • @heyskips2313
    @heyskips2313 4 года назад +111

    He filmed in the bath room I am dead

  • @SouthernG98
    @SouthernG98 4 года назад +15

    Merry christmas papa peli thank you for keeping me hydrated with these uploads during the holiday season.

  • @soar5840
    @soar5840 4 года назад +116

    Hello papa peli and other fellow hydrated comrades

  • @Behemouthistgoat
    @Behemouthistgoat 3 месяца назад +10

    5:15 aged like fine wine

  • @selcouthmesonoxian3143
    @selcouthmesonoxian3143 4 года назад +60

    i was literally thinking to my self about his voice then he proceeds to roast himself already. dammit.

    • @Lambullghini
      @Lambullghini 4 года назад

      I dont give a shit to be honest, I'll say It his voice Is pretty gayish..no hate just how I see It.

  • @Thatgunnerauditore
    @Thatgunnerauditore Год назад +6

    in 3 days this vid will be 3 years old time flys love u peli

  • @bigsig981
    @bigsig981 4 года назад +33

    Pelican you’re honestly my favorite RUclipsr lots of love my favorite bird

  • @PrezMaks
    @PrezMaks 4 года назад +51

    why are pelicans one of the most majestic and Beautiful Creatures on this planet if not the most beautiful and Majestic and possibly most hydrated?

  • @Velocitycheck
    @Velocitycheck 4 года назад +198

    No a Vauxhall CORSA is not a boring car it’s a TEENAGERS DREAM

    • @TriangleV
      @TriangleV 4 года назад +5

      A teenager's (wet) dream

    • @nathantheog5870
      @nathantheog5870 4 года назад +3

      Im American what the fuck is Vauxhall

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 4 года назад +1

      No, it’s boring

    • @quintinholtkamp
      @quintinholtkamp 4 года назад +2

      ​@@nathantheog5870 i could explain but i think there are alot of short videos on youtube about vauxhall / opel so if you want to know i would recommend watching some of them.

    • @thespoonmaker194
      @thespoonmaker194 4 года назад +2

      @@nathantheog5870 it's a car company in the UK

  • @Nicholas-jw9zi
    @Nicholas-jw9zi 4 года назад +7

    "damn the doc is one tough malaka" I died

  • @whiplash5643
    @whiplash5643 6 месяцев назад +1

    Love the new intro. I don't know which part I like better, the fact you're all a feared gang or that you're all staying sufficiently hydrated. Impressive all around.

  • @vonlesterdemesa3634
    @vonlesterdemesa3634 4 года назад +13

    Ever since i subscribed to modest pelican i became healthy as i always stay hydrated! Cheers to you mate you absolute malaka! I mean legend.

  • @roastingwizard
    @roastingwizard 4 года назад +178

    next year lets raid area 51 with pelicans they are more loyal than weebs

  • @thewasmier4363
    @thewasmier4363 4 года назад +102

    Good video

    • @svenuijterwijk8242
      @svenuijterwijk8242 4 года назад +14

      How did u watch it when it came out 2 min ago

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +39

      i just appreciate that he has faith in me

    • @healthpack514
      @healthpack514 4 года назад +1

      @@svenuijterwijk8242 yes

    • @danielhaycroft1597
      @danielhaycroft1597 4 года назад

      Where is stealtho corps meetup

    • @thewasmier4363
      @thewasmier4363 4 года назад

      I put notifications on Sven Uijterwijk (sorry is spelt wrong)

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 2 года назад +1

    3:22 The correct answer is Modest Pelican sounds like a reporter for ABC's Landline talking about how difficult the drought is for farmers this year. (Alternative, a 60 Minutes reporter narrating their field trip to the difficulties in East Timor in 1999)

  • @DENVICKED
    @DENVICKED 4 года назад +30

    I like how he is happy when he found out that their is cash In the vault

  • @jbozue225
    @jbozue225 4 года назад +7

    Happy holidays! staying hydrated

  • @ohno8759
    @ohno8759 4 года назад +143

    My life sucks....
    I then watch u
    My life not as sucks but still sucks
    Because I’m hydrated

    • @ToddMango
      @ToddMango 4 года назад +4

      he has such a way with words

    • @mannfred1440
      @mannfred1440 4 года назад +4

      @@ToddMango and i doubt he's even joking

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +16

      one of the most beautiful things i've read this year

    • @itssouptime8038
      @itssouptime8038 4 года назад

      Emeraldtooth 188 yes I love this poem it just describes the horrible life of a sub

    • @KingTheGermanShepherd
      @KingTheGermanShepherd 4 года назад +2

      @@ToddMango his words got me moist and then suddenly rehydrated...

  • @oldsport5875
    @oldsport5875 4 года назад +6

    I printed out pelican pictures and hang them around the house as this will surely help spread the good word of your channel

  • @nathanmassey3259
    @nathanmassey3259 4 года назад +17

    He got me at Crosby streaming in the bathroom that was funny

  • @jack-ig8zz
    @jack-ig8zz 4 года назад +22

    How did u start growing on youtube and how did u feel beforehand

    • @aayush7541
      @aayush7541 4 года назад +1

      jack i felt very good and I used sub bots 69$ for 420 bots

    • @ktkane644
      @ktkane644 4 года назад

      He said the answer in another video

  • @oscarellis4974
    @oscarellis4974 4 года назад +38

    Modest Pelican: Stay Hydrated
    when modest pelicans hit 400k
    Pewdiepie: Stay Hydrated
    Pewdiepies a fan of Modest Pelican

    • @j8mie007
      @j8mie007 4 года назад +5

      Finjitsu Oscar Ellis nah pewdiepie just copy’s everyone

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 4 года назад

      @@j8mie007 bruh

    • @j8mie007
      @j8mie007 4 года назад

      @TheXeno Man bruh

  • @Haroldmogerson
    @Haroldmogerson 4 года назад +9

    Hi papa pelly i love your vids especially the gta online pls keep it up I really love them thank you btw I drink 69 gallons of water per hour also first

  • @harrybyrne9713
    @harrybyrne9713 4 года назад +10

    for qna: what do all the ''boys boys boys'' sound like

  • @ben5197
    @ben5197 4 года назад +1

    Congratulations on 420k subscribers!!

  • @LegoCreationsofJL
    @LegoCreationsofJL 4 года назад +4

    “While staying sufficiently hydrated” 😂

  • @craig4138
    @craig4138 4 года назад +12

    Random dude: Jeeze I’m really thirsty but there isn’t anything to drink
    Papa Peli: Jizzes in his mouth to make sure he stays sufficiently hydrated

  • @harryperkins3233
    @harryperkins3233 4 года назад +10

    I love it when you say “anyway” it makes me climax

  • @heysolifehow3359
    @heysolifehow3359 4 года назад +14

    I was thinking I should over throw the American government to a pelican to spread the good word of your channel

  • @savodimitric7556
    @savodimitric7556 4 года назад +2

    Daaaamn that's my Opel Corsa 1.2 Twinport right there. Glad that see you driving well 🙂

  • @leggomyeggo9129
    @leggomyeggo9129 4 года назад +1

    The joke about his uncle cumming down the chimney had me dead laughing!! I loved it!

  • @kaiwontwin
    @kaiwontwin 3 года назад +8

    After all these years I finally realized that the name sons of virgins is a joke because it isn’t possible

    • @Florian00
      @Florian00 3 года назад +2

      What if they're adopted?

    • @oumuamua800
      @oumuamua800 3 года назад +2

      A woman could go to seaman bank buy and have seaman medically induced in to her, so you see it is possible!.

  • @lindahosey984
    @lindahosey984 4 года назад +22

    6:51
    I ended up winning that car lol.

  • @zangooey7915
    @zangooey7915 4 года назад +14

    Does drinking melted ice count as being hydrated? Its hard to get pelican fresh water in cold countries such as Sweden, where i live.

    • @KurooTori
      @KurooTori 4 года назад

      GGF- -4 only if someone has peed in it prior

    • @valtermagnusson933
      @valtermagnusson933 4 года назад +1

      I feel you! It's really hard to stay hydrated here in Sweden.

  • @benwright3430
    @benwright3430 4 года назад +1

    Sure, I got a question for the QNA. Were did you get the idea for your Mascot, aka the pelican with the goggles and helmet. Love your vids mate, always look forward to some papa peli and thicc man to brighten my day.

  • @mrbrains845
    @mrbrains845 3 года назад +2

    4:31 the funny thing is that I laughed at this

  • @joaquingutierrez1011
    @joaquingutierrez1011 4 года назад +7

    You should make a series where Agent 47 time travels back to 1899 to become the most powerful outlaw in the west (just a sugestion but i would love to see it as a series)

  • @bloody_sh0t544
    @bloody_sh0t544 4 года назад +10

    F for the toilet
    *sad anime music starts playing*

  • @NSD33
    @NSD33 4 года назад +15

    Do you think you could ever forgive sapphire if she came crawling back to you?

  • @trentharveyson7313
    @trentharveyson7313 4 года назад +1

    It’s good to see another Aussie bloke on RUclips mate good video mate

  • @morris-jt3vh
    @morris-jt3vh 4 года назад +4

    I just love how he says 'bois bois bois'

  • @filipsvantesson2840
    @filipsvantesson2840 4 года назад +10

    How much water do you drink each day? 😂😂😂

  • @shiftysoffline
    @shiftysoffline 4 года назад +4

    when he had a snowball fight with the guy at the start and he shot the guy with a shotgun haha

  • @jason4067
    @jason4067 4 года назад +14

    How did you get your name?

  • @jerrellcyrille1293
    @jerrellcyrille1293 4 года назад +1

    Hey MODDEST PELICAN MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁🎄

  • @gormlesshoboproductions
    @gormlesshoboproductions 4 года назад +1

    Up until seeing your rdr2 videos a few days ago, I had never heard of you. However over the past 3 days I have found you to be the funniest guy i have ever watched

  • @rapi7591
    @rapi7591 4 года назад +3

    4:17 that was me 😂😂

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 4 года назад +4

    my body is 70% hydrated and 30% meat

    • @Auden.
      @Auden. 4 года назад

      Fuck you water man

  • @mersia3
    @mersia3 4 года назад +5

    If You ever owned a country you should call it hydration nation

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 года назад +1

      Everyone will be checks if they drank atleast 9 bottles a day of not u will be forced hydrated

  • @LCProductionCompany
    @LCProductionCompany 4 года назад +1

    F for old toilet cam.

  • @Hey_Im_Cable
    @Hey_Im_Cable 4 года назад

    Yyyeeesss another gta online video by modest pelican man u are the funniest youtuber every one of your videos are so good

  • @lazarvuckovic9615
    @lazarvuckovic9615 4 года назад +4

    7:21 hahahahah that's a good drdisrespect reference
    For all you that dont know Dr went into a public bathroom and his filmer was streaming anx he got banned bcus of that lol

  • @lulzPIE
    @lulzPIE 4 года назад +12

    How do you find the time to balance drinking 8 glasses of water a day, being a such a sexy beast, AND run a successful Christian music channel at the same time?

  • @historysimplified4075
    @historysimplified4075 4 года назад +9

    How often do you drink water to stay hydrated?!?!

    • @BGaMs
      @BGaMs 4 года назад

      The recomended amount is 8 cups i think

    • @projectrokket7535
      @projectrokket7535 4 года назад +1

      Just drink when your thirsty

  • @aidena8906
    @aidena8906 3 года назад

    This was the Frist Papa pelu I've ever watched and now I'm coming back

  • @keegenhall6449
    @keegenhall6449 4 года назад +1

    You just earned a new sub

  • @jackattack1318
    @jackattack1318 4 года назад +5

    How much pelican is in your blood, And do you believe in pelican man. He’s like spider man but better

  • @ellani0n
    @ellani0n 4 года назад +8

    "the doc is one tough malaka"? do you know any Greek?

    • @nickramantanis2649
      @nickramantanis2649 4 года назад

      @Alexander Von Zimmermann no, it really doesn't, lol. do you even know greek?

    • @snakeeateerrrrr
      @snakeeateerrrrr 4 года назад

      Nick Ramantanis didn’t it mean a h o l e

    • @nickramantanis2649
      @nickramantanis2649 4 года назад

      @@snakeeateerrrrr that's the usual translation most people use, but the actual literal translation is wanker, as malakia (literally speaking) is the act of wanking lmao

    • @snakeeateerrrrr
      @snakeeateerrrrr 4 года назад

      Nick Ramantanis o h, o k t h e n

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 4 года назад +5

    I am hoping that I get hydrating water for Christmas, but it doesn’t snow in Florida

  • @that_guy_logan
    @that_guy_logan 2 года назад +2

    10:21 Well that’s flattering, and worrying

  • @WhiteFlame360
    @WhiteFlame360 4 года назад +1

    In America we never have snow at Christmas 😂

  • @theparkouristad
    @theparkouristad 4 года назад +6

    I'm drinking gasoline instead of water? Is this fine mr pelican?

  • @johnfreeman2195
    @johnfreeman2195 4 года назад +5

    What is your opinion on over hydration is it real?

  • @clementinecity
    @clementinecity 4 года назад +10

    "Gender confused hipsters"
    Jimmy, the son of the singleplayer's rich protagonist. : *why*

  • @Thisnamemadememad
    @Thisnamemadememad Год назад +1

    Maybe the chameleons wouldn’t die if they stayed hydrated

  • @baby_bean5603
    @baby_bean5603 4 года назад

    nice video pelican Merry Christmas!!!

  • @charliechevalier8496
    @charliechevalier8496 4 года назад +9

    Who of your friends is the best gamer

  • @mandrew733
    @mandrew733 4 года назад +4

    Who what and why made u go "Hell I'm gonna do RUclips as a gracious Pelican" I'm really curious because I'm trying RUclips because of u

  • @williammacgregor7788
    @williammacgregor7788 4 года назад +14

    What's the name of cosbys vehicle

  • @blakebarnes8618
    @blakebarnes8618 3 года назад +1

    Love your video's mate keep it up. I'm also Australian

  • @anunfunnyvirgin2823
    @anunfunnyvirgin2823 3 года назад +1

    I was watching high school DXD S2 E7 and needed a break to papa peli so thank you

  • @harrymellis9710
    @harrymellis9710 4 года назад +7

    How do you get hydrated

    • @edwinabrahamsson3234
      @edwinabrahamsson3234 4 года назад

      Drinking?

    • @parkersname3554
      @parkersname3554 4 года назад

      I place my palms against a tree truck and absorb the water out of it

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 4 года назад

      I sit in the sky waiting for someone to drop a water bottle

    • @beanboy0791
      @beanboy0791 4 года назад

      @@computethis1533 wait that's illegal

  • @thomasholdaway4693
    @thomasholdaway4693 4 года назад +17

    How many times has your girlfriend seen your videos and then questioned her life decisions?

  • @seanaboyy
    @seanaboyy 4 года назад +3

    10:15 this would have been a PERFECT place for a Nord VPN sponsor!

  • @smokeydbob
    @smokeydbob 4 года назад

    Love the doc pun in the 🚻

  • @englishpatriot545
    @englishpatriot545 3 года назад +1

    And in England it's a nice(I said sarcastically) and sunny day on Christmas

  • @majsmoja1511
    @majsmoja1511 4 года назад +11

    I'm I gay if I don't like water?? Need to know

  • @_Roojk_
    @_Roojk_ 4 года назад +6

    Bushfires??? Other reasons are also at play here! It’s ok I’m Jewish so I can make racist jokes about myself!

    • @hamdiezio6206
      @hamdiezio6206 4 года назад +6

      I always knew jews were a perfect substitute for logs in the winter

  • @alexcapper6195
    @alexcapper6195 4 года назад +9

    10:05 I have waiting for a VPN sponsor

  • @Zakklmao
    @Zakklmao 4 года назад

    Your voice sounds sarcastic which makes it 10x funnier
    btw im aussie 2

  • @user-wr3ii8rr4m
    @user-wr3ii8rr4m 4 года назад

    This pelican is more hydrated than claudius vertessi

  • @gazzy5633
    @gazzy5633 4 года назад +4

    Trending, damn.

  • @jay_mp4
    @jay_mp4 4 года назад +7

    Y'all seriously broke in GTA 😂

  • @einarjaures7817
    @einarjaures7817 4 года назад +9

    If i kidnap 2 of a teachers students i will be able to tell him that he will never be able to watch his pupils get bigger even if they die late (dilate) .
    True or false?

  • @duhoneybadger5029
    @duhoneybadger5029 4 года назад

    I just finished sons of anarchy and I just found this channel, love them both

  • @repulore13
    @repulore13 4 года назад

    MERRY CHRISTMAS PELICAN’S