I CAN'T PICK A FAVORITE QUOTE! but ill try "Thats not fucking assault!" "I' mean technicallyyyyy; I'm from the 80's thats called a MOVE! What a shit life yall live" 🤣🤣
@@ManectricReturns first 2 mins this is one of the toughest watches ive seen on the channel, guest doesnt even let stavvy finish his sentences. fuckin hilarious how guest tries to ask some last out of pocket question and stav stops him for like 20 turns LMFAO
Im a girl and I usually just say "I have a boyfriend, sorry" and move away from the person. If someone grabbed my ass I would probably tell them to fuck off and get away from me. At best, a protective hand on my waist leading away is all I would ask of my partner. I dont want the person i love to be in jail because of a stupid fight. We can go home and talk about how subhuman that asshole was and move on. Throwing hands is never worth it unless we are in truly serious danger.
lol women also need to be held to the fact that if a guy tries to get at you . They need to shut that shit down 100% , I see girls all the time the entertainment and they also in a clear communication signal, letting the other person know and she’s taking an or not interested they entertainment and they leave the door cracked open for a little bit at least the hot girls
@@Therealloubloomthey definitely do need to shut it down immediately. Sometimes girls don't want to seem hostile or bitchy so they may be nice but clearly not interested. It's not an excuse, but sometimes guys don't get the hint without having to be really blunt and rude. It doesn't feel good to be an asshole like that.
Yo introduce yourself and give them a firm handshake. its crazy effective. I did that for a friend who was dealing with someone flirting with them too hard at the bar, i pretended to be her bf and literally just shook his hand and he was so taken aback and folded 💀
@@monkeyman5477 if you wanna go a couple steps further, just stare at them or do something subtle to make them disrespect or slight you, enough so that it is socially plausible to calmly politely ask them if they want to fight, no disrespect no nothing, just let them know that in order to maintain some degree of dignity they must either fight you or stop talking
@nathanjohnson7419 that sounds like a good way to start a fight, which shouldn't actually be your goal here. Starting barfights as a grown man is a horrible fucking idea
Tbh hotness has nothing to do with the advice. If your partner, hot or ugly, is encouraging you to get into physical fights over them, they’re a bad person who can’t be trusted and you should leave them.
glad stav got serious with the assault bit, grabbing someone’s ass is most definitely something that can get you killed in the wrong spots, just because back in the day it was less dangerous / more acceptable doesn’t make it okay
As a skinny white guy that dated a hot black girl in NYC, I had to deal with her getting a lot of attention. The black dudes that approached her in front of me were almost always testing her and me at the same time. It was fuckin ANNOYING. I am not a fighter, and I was definitely afraid of getting hurt, but I never just took it. I always stood up to the bullshit and nothing ever happened. But after a while, it takes it's toll and becomes a fuckin chore. We didn't last.
She CHOSE YOU. Trust she gets hit on like that without you and she takes it. Those options are always there but she likes you. Im a Black woman who has experienced this. Bottomline: Be yourself and make her happy and she'll keep choosing you ❤
@@twallace6262totally agree. I always knew she was going home with me. Her loyalty was never in question to me. We didn't last because of totally other reasons that had nothing to do with these stupid annoyances.
Truth. You don't realize just how much racism is in the air until you date out of your color. I got the nastiest looks when I dated a black guy as a white woman. And when I put on a Star of David and no black guy was around.
"whats this guys name? alpo? aldo?" "Listen dude your problem is your dating a black girl" "whats this guys name? alto? alfo?" "Do what I do date a 6" "You date a white girl with a flat ass and youre FINEEE" This guest was killin me 🤣 couldnt bother to remember dudes name while giving him the worst advice🤣
I once had a homeless black guy shout "white men CAN jump" at me while I was walking by with a black woman I was dating (she was out of my league looks-wise). Been chasing that high for 4 years.
It's all about how your gf responds. My current gf makes me look powerful and in control by how she responds to advances. My last gf was a bit younger and naive, I'd get into weird situations a lot when we were out. As a guy you need to assert yourself in your space and be quietly confident, your girl has to show you're the man, unfortunately people will constantly test you.
There is a difference between your girl getting assaulted, and your girl flaunting herself to try and start a fight. But yeah at the point where she’s getting her ass grabbed either results in you fighting off a creep or leaving her to be a hoe
Literally just put your arm over her shoulder or waist and introduce yourself to the dude with a grin. That's all you need to do. He'll know he's lost. But also the girl has equal responsibility to ignore these dudes and not put you in this situation.
Whenever guys are staring at me or hitting on me infront of my boyfriend he looks them in the eye, smiles & laughs at them & says "she's nice, isn't she?" Every time he's done it the other guys never know how to actually respond
"who's your friend babe?" instantly deflates the dudes game while simultaneously establishing you as her man if the response isn't something to the effect of "oh right well ill fuck off" then you shit talk them for being thirsty
There's a phrase I've heard before, "If her boyfriend's white, she's single." I think a lot of couples have had to deal with this shitty attitude for a while, and it doesn't get covered very much.
9:35 Love how earlier in the clip Bobby alludes to the main issue being that the girlfriend is inviting this attention and conflict, then stav shuts that idea down like it’s ridiculous when it was actually correct all along.
How was it correct. The caller only said she wants him to fight for her. Which is absolutely valid if dudes are walking up and groping her. How could she feel safe and protected if her man would just let that happen? If you think standing by and letting that happen to your girl without doing anything is ok, you’re not a real man
Dated a beautiful black woman a while back and when it came to people hitting on her she was quick to shoot people down. Felt good but I understand the dirty looks me being a light skin Latino and the fact she is like a close to solid 9 and I’m like a 6 on a good day. But I got over it buuuuut she got crazy and had to dump her 🤷♂️
She probably just wants him to stand up for her more or wants attention. They’re both pretty young and just started going to bars, it might work out eventually. Or not, they’ll both be fine either way
I believe it was shane gillis that said having a hot gf is like trying to hold a cat for too long, eventually its gonna start rolling its back and run off. Just enjoy it while you can.
Not a proponent of street fighting, it almost always ends up escalating to really bad stuff. BUT, they’re so focused on roasting this dude saying he’s not a fighter that they completely glossed over when he said he plays rugby. Dude definitely isn’t a twig.
Yeah, I always got the same thing from Asian guys when my wife and I were younger because she’s Asian. All you have to do is nothing. Either you trust her or you don’t. If you don’t, dump her.
Stavvy makes a great point about the person Alfo (probably) shouldn't be dating though it takes him almost 12 minutes to get to it, since Robert Kelly spent most of the time mocking him.
man tbh preception is everything, If you look weak and shit people will try you and your partner. Cant let ts slide bro. also if u not around and your girl dont tell the guy to fuck off or slap him or sum shit man she not loyal
I dated a Morena for 3 1/2 years and brothas ALWAYS tried to test her around me, grabbing her hand or telling her to "check herself" because I wasn't the same color. I always found the shit incredibly petty albeit funny. shits a part of being in an interracial couple.
here's the trick: you say "I don't know if today is the day, fellas. Her genital herpes is flaring up real bad it's making her genital warts look all kinds of messed up."
They picked the absolute worst guest for this question and I’m loving it
I'm in bits man 😂😂
I CAN'T PICK A FAVORITE QUOTE! but ill try "Thats not fucking assault!" "I' mean technicallyyyyy; I'm from the 80's thats called a MOVE! What a shit life yall live" 🤣🤣
Immediately
“Ok here’s what’s you do”
Stav- let’s maybe get a little more context before we advise him😂
Caller is incredibly patient
The guest kept stalling the call to add in his unfunny two cents. that was a hard watch
@@ManectricReturns Yeah dude is brutal
@@ManectricReturns he's funny as hell, you're soft
@@ManectricReturns first 2 mins this is one of the toughest watches ive seen on the channel, guest doesnt even let stavvy finish his sentences. fuckin hilarious how guest tries to ask some last out of pocket question and stav stops him for like 20 turns LMFAO
@@ManectricReturns
"save your rage for your wife and kids" 🤣
lol it cuts both ways
“Not for the people who don’t deserve it” killed me
I like how he asked his initial question and then the guy just proceeded to roast him for like 4 minutes straight
Fr I feel so bad for this dude. You can tell how annoyed he was by how quick he was trying to get off the call at the end. Still lmao tho
Im a girl and I usually just say "I have a boyfriend, sorry" and move away from the person. If someone grabbed my ass I would probably tell them to fuck off and get away from me.
At best, a protective hand on my waist leading away is all I would ask of my partner. I dont want the person i love to be in jail because of a stupid fight.
We can go home and talk about how subhuman that asshole was and move on.
Throwing hands is never worth it unless we are in truly serious danger.
A keeper on the internet. Thats rare
lol women also need to be held to the fact that if a guy tries to get at you . They need to shut that shit down 100% , I see girls all the time the entertainment and they also in a clear communication signal, letting the other person know and she’s taking an or not interested they entertainment and they leave the door cracked open for a little bit at least the hot girls
@@Therealloubloomthey definitely do need to shut it down immediately. Sometimes girls don't want to seem hostile or bitchy so they may be nice but clearly not interested. It's not an excuse, but sometimes guys don't get the hint without having to be really blunt and rude. It doesn't feel good to be an asshole like that.
Are you a black girl though? If not you’re not helping
@@Therealloubloom I had a stroke reading your comment
I fucking love you guys, but you didnt let this man speak AT ALL.
I think if he wanted to speak he would’ve
That’s his problem. He needs to grow a pair and find his voice. Then get a hot white broad.
Bro called a comeidan podcast. He was NOT looking for real advice😂
now you know why all those dudes in public are able to just step over him to hit on his gf haha /j
@DezzreckWell speaking up when he's being disrespected doesn't seem to be his strong suit
Yo introduce yourself and give them a firm handshake. its crazy effective. I did that for a friend who was dealing with someone flirting with them too hard at the bar, i pretended to be her bf and literally just shook his hand and he was so taken aback and folded 💀
@@monkeyman5477 if you wanna go a couple steps further, just stare at them or do something subtle to make them disrespect or slight you, enough so that it is socially plausible to calmly politely ask them if they want to fight, no disrespect no nothing, just let them know that in order to maintain some degree of dignity they must either fight you or stop talking
@nathanjohnson7419 that sounds like a good way to start a fight, which shouldn't actually be your goal here. Starting barfights as a grown man is a horrible fucking idea
That can also go sideways real quick so I hope you're prepared to potentially throw hands
@@LowTempDabrwhat temp u dabbing at buddy
If that sets someone off I hope they enjoy prison. They ain't staying free long @@LowTempDabr
Stavy shutting down Kelly’s question at 15:45 is great. I need a friend that senses when I’m bout to be inappropriate.
2 guys that have never had a smoking hot girlfriend giving this guy horrible advice lmfao
bruh stavs ex is like a Hollywood actress
Tbh hotness has nothing to do with the advice. If your partner, hot or ugly, is encouraging you to get into physical fights over them, they’re a bad person who can’t be trusted and you should leave them.
Stav dated Rachel Anne Sennott, she’s fine asf
@@aaronmanzo1684 just googled her, she looks like the hottest chick in a special ed class
@@aaronmanzo1684 dont get me wrong tho she's outta his league but she is a 7 at BEST
glad stav got serious with the assault bit, grabbing someone’s ass is most definitely something that can get you killed in the wrong spots, just because back in the day it was less dangerous / more acceptable doesn’t make it okay
wow what a hero
@@6ixthhydro652man can't enter a room without two fistfulls of ass
Why are you waiting on my move?
@@6ixthhydro652it's called common sense
Fact that the guest was so defensive about that tells us he’s put his hands on some places he shouldn’t have
As a skinny white guy that dated a hot black girl in NYC, I had to deal with her getting a lot of attention. The black dudes that approached her in front of me were almost always testing her and me at the same time. It was fuckin ANNOYING. I am not a fighter, and I was definitely afraid of getting hurt, but I never just took it. I always stood up to the bullshit and nothing ever happened. But after a while, it takes it's toll and becomes a fuckin chore. We didn't last.
She CHOSE YOU. Trust she gets hit on like that without you and she takes it. Those options are always there but she likes you. Im a Black woman who has experienced this. Bottomline: Be yourself and make her happy and she'll keep choosing you ❤
Black dudes just seem to be really weird about this
@@twallace6262totally agree. I always knew she was going home with me. Her loyalty was never in question to me. We didn't last because of totally other reasons that had nothing to do with these stupid annoyances.
Truth. You don't realize just how much racism is in the air until you date out of your color. I got the nastiest looks when I dated a black guy as a white woman. And when I put on a Star of David and no black guy was around.
Damn they need to refund that poor caller for his time.. a free month on Patreon. That was a rough listen.
this old dudes hilarious af. Love when Stav is constantly trying to rein him in lmao
That old dude is Robert Kelly and is one of the main reasons Stav is where he is. Was the first legit headliner to take Stav on the road
@@kevinsantucci8445chill put man
Look up Patrice Bob Kelly childhood story
That’s funny because I was just thinking very few things he said were funny and he kept interrupting trying to be funny. Talked most of the time
Good ol Buttdog Bobby
“You’re walking up with Lil’ Kim and you’re bitching?” 😂
"Save your rage for your wife and kids"
It’s so funny how Stav honestly wants to give people advice but his guests always just clown the shit out of everything 😂
Poor guy got laughed at for 15 minutes and talked to for 2 😂
Imagine calling to get advise and you cannot get a word in because the hosts are just FLAMING YOU TO BITS❤🔥
This made my whole week man fuckin gold
“Problem is your dating a black chick, no no no
What I mean is you need to date a white woman “
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro tripled down.
"whats this guys name? alpo? aldo?" "Listen dude your problem is your dating a black girl"
"whats this guys name? alto? alfo?" "Do what I do date a 6" "You date a white girl with a flat ass and youre FINEEE"
This guest was killin me 🤣 couldnt bother to remember dudes name while giving him the worst advice🤣
I once had a homeless black guy shout "white men CAN jump" at me while I was walking by with a black woman I was dating (she was out of my league looks-wise). Been chasing that high for 4 years.
I felt bad for the caller 😂 genuinely seemed like he wanted some advice and got flamed
It's all about how your gf responds. My current gf makes me look powerful and in control by how she responds to advances. My last gf was a bit younger and naive, I'd get into weird situations a lot when we were out. As a guy you need to assert yourself in your space and be quietly confident, your girl has to show you're the man, unfortunately people will constantly test you.
You definitely gotta fight a dude that assaults your girl friend
its a lot easier for all parties involved for your girl to bust out pepper spray.
Fighting dudes in a bar is a recipe for dying, especially the type of guy that would grope a woman randomly at a bar.
There is a difference between your girl getting assaulted, and your girl flaunting herself to try and start a fight. But yeah at the point where she’s getting her ass grabbed either results in you fighting off a creep or leaving her to be a hoe
The type of people who grab random women's body parts don't fight. They try to end people who bruise their ego.
Yeah.so when he is sitting in jail she can move on
Gotta shut that shit down... with rap
Literally just put your arm over her shoulder or waist and introduce yourself to the dude with a grin. That's all you need to do. He'll know he's lost. But also the girl has equal responsibility to ignore these dudes and not put you in this situation.
You can't swagger your way out of shitheads fucking around.
"it used to be called a move"💀
Whenever guys are staring at me or hitting on me infront of my boyfriend he looks them in the eye, smiles & laughs at them & says "she's nice, isn't she?" Every time he's done it the other guys never know how to actually respond
"who's your friend babe?"
instantly deflates the dudes game while simultaneously establishing you as her man
if the response isn't something to the effect of "oh right well ill fuck off" then you shit talk them for being thirsty
"Easy suburbs-Bob" 😂
What a series of unhinged advice from Bob
I was waiting for this, thanks
There's a phrase I've heard before, "If her boyfriend's white, she's single." I think a lot of couples have had to deal with this shitty attitude for a while, and it doesn't get covered very much.
This guest makes me question whether I really have a sense of humor or not. Holy shamoly. 😅
If this guy is too edgy for you, you should check out this podcast called c*mtown
9:35 Love how earlier in the clip Bobby alludes to the main issue being that the girlfriend is inviting this attention and conflict, then stav shuts that idea down like it’s ridiculous when it was actually correct all along.
How was it correct. The caller only said she wants him to fight for her. Which is absolutely valid if dudes are walking up and groping her. How could she feel safe and protected if her man would just let that happen? If you think standing by and letting that happen to your girl without doing anything is ok, you’re not a real man
Right..are women allowed to act like they’re on the market just for fear of being seen as rude?? Shits wack🤣
Dated a beautiful black woman a while back and when it came to people hitting on her she was quick to shoot people down. Felt good but I understand the dirty looks me being a light skin Latino and the fact she is like a close to solid 9 and I’m like a 6 on a good day. But I got over it buuuuut she got crazy and had to dump her 🤷♂️
😂 “Y’know what? If HE’s not sure he should ask that question we’re gonna move on…” 😂😂
Eldis's laughter in this kills me
She probably just wants him to stand up for her more or wants attention. They’re both pretty young and just started going to bars, it might work out eventually. Or not, they’ll both be fine either way
I believe it was shane gillis that said having a hot gf is like trying to hold a cat for too long, eventually its gonna start rolling its back and run off. Just enjoy it while you can.
It is wild that someone who watches Disenchantment is able to pull a hot chick
This boomer ass dude is hilarious he took the question the right amount of seriousness
Not a proponent of street fighting, it almost always ends up escalating to really bad stuff. BUT, they’re so focused on roasting this dude saying he’s not a fighter that they completely glossed over when he said he plays rugby. Dude definitely isn’t a twig.
Yeah, I always got the same thing from Asian guys when my wife and I were younger because she’s Asian. All you have to do is nothing. Either you trust her or you don’t. If you don’t, dump her.
Not exactly the same considering you can probably body most Asian dudes and they likely wouldn't try some underhanded or aggressive shit with you
Bob Kelly channeling his good buddy Chip Chipperson for that rap.
"That's not assault...
I'm from the 80's."
Yeah everyone can tell, Bob.
Bobby Kelly is gold. Gold
Please come back to Cumtown Stav. This country needs it.
So glad I found this podcast
Bruh laughing like Chanel west coast on ridiculousness 😂😂😂
As a woman these comments are mostly horrifying hahahahaha
Bro got his first baddie lmao
Stavvy makes a great point about the person Alfo (probably) shouldn't be dating though it takes him almost 12 minutes to get to it, since Robert Kelly spent most of the time mocking him.
Mocking if you’re lame and gay, he was funny
@@RobotWithHumanHair. Speaking of lame...
The sugar cube comment made me chuckle
Bobby is a riot
Factual! Giving the worst advice from a dude who definitely is a cuckhold.
Bro should only listen to stevy
Bobby was on fire this ep 😂
Bobby is menace 🤣
Bro is Elfo 😭😭
this advice is gold
Dude this guest is fire😂
man tbh preception is everything, If you look weak and shit people will try you and your partner. Cant let ts slide bro. also if u not around and your girl dont tell the guy to fuck off or slap him or sum shit man she not loyal
Just bust out some Othello 😂
I dated a Morena for 3 1/2 years and brothas ALWAYS tried to test her around me, grabbing her hand or telling her to "check herself" because I wasn't the same color. I always found the shit incredibly petty albeit funny. shits a part of being in an interracial couple.
It's not insecure to take your girls hand or do something about a guy talking to her. It's territorial. There's a difference
Kelly just wasn’t missing for me 😂
086 Bobby Kelly's mom patrice. One of the best moments on tough crowd. Bobby is a legend.
poor guy dealing with getting yelled at by the guy who got yelled at on Tourgasm respect to this caller beyond his actual life struggles
The true romance reference took me out 🤣🤣
“Have you seen the movie porkys”😂😂😂
The rap was insane and they didn’t help this poor guy at all 😂😂😂😂
This is absolutely hilarious
Robert Kelly on the pod is always the most chaotic 😂😂😂
SLUG SLUG SLUG SLUG SLUG SLUG SLUG SLUG
And it begins, lol
Lmao
Don’t take her to bars is a simple place to start. Or else just be calm about it
That's just gonna come off as abusive
This duo could solve most of the world’s issues.
ummm.... did we watch the same video???
14:18 I guess he finally crossed it off the list lol
Bobby Kelly is deeply unfunny
This dude is hysterical
its called a "move" bruhhh
This guest is hilarious
Asking stavvy for relationship advice is like asking stavvy for diet advice.
that girl is the problem and I'm glad they addressed it 💯
the guest is wildly old-fashioned and sexist but in the end turned out to be right
Jesus Christ this is the funniest guest ever 😂
Did this video get taken down? I can no longer find the full thing! :(
Think it got taken down, I watched half and can’t find it anymore either
@@YeetLord420 exactly. Same here.
5:30 correct answer
She wants attention and dudes to fight over her. She's immature and a red flag
Who said she wants it
If a dude walks up and grabs your girls ass and you don’t do anything about it, you’re not a real man
Bobbys right this girl is a red flag, enjoy the time together but she ain’t it.
this guest was fuckin hilarious
Holy shit Bobby Kelly is hilarious
I’m hot and cold when it comes to the slug
Where is the full episode of this?
What does SHE WANT YOU TO DO!? TALK TO YOUR PARTNER
here's the trick: you say "I don't know if today is the day, fellas. Her genital herpes is flaring up real bad it's making her genital warts look all kinds of messed up."
This guest is a tough listen lol
This guest killed
Bobby SHUT UP and let the people talk….. Jesussssssssss
If you got a reputation nobody gonna bother you; I used to live in West Phily and I known as the crazy russian, nobody gave me shit.
Cool story. Also, you're gay.
WWPD. What would Patrice do?
Bob was so fucking funny
Guest ruined that one
Obviously you keep a massive hoodie in the car and make her wear it when she isn’t with you 🤡🤡🤡