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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 140

  • @baphomick
    @baphomick Месяц назад +36

    am i the only one that thought blag got cancer, shaved, and did the j dawg impression?

  • @500KiloVolt
    @500KiloVolt Месяц назад +33

    >gets rejected by a girl at cozy office job
    >goes on lunch break and records videos talking about masculinity

  • @understanding77
    @understanding77 Месяц назад +36

    Listening to metal doesn’t make you tough

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Месяц назад +2

      Depending if it's iron, copper or aluminium I guess.

  • @raulserrano3670
    @raulserrano3670 Месяц назад +15

    The guy is literally the biggest troll in the metal community atm .

  • @ohmyrod88
    @ohmyrod88 24 дня назад +2

    I don’t know who hurt this guy in life, but I pray he finds healing soon

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 14 дней назад +1

      Big Bubba tore him a new one, his anus will never heal properly.
      He sharts everytime now....🤣

  • @kapriizais8278
    @kapriizais8278 Месяц назад +18

    Dude got into bm propably a year or two ago

    • @SulphurBorne
      @SulphurBorne 27 дней назад

      His channel like a year old lmaoo

  • @andrija1764
    @andrija1764 27 дней назад +8

    Honestly I never liked Slaughter To Prevail, to me it sounds bad, but calling Alex not manly is just absurd.

  • @wyattxhim
    @wyattxhim Месяц назад +65

    Dude is such a dork

    • @understanding77
      @understanding77 Месяц назад +18

      Dude I been watching this guy for the past few weeks, I can’t even tell if he’s serious or not

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee Месяц назад +2

      He thinks he's so bad ass and tough lmao

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee Месяц назад +1

      ​@understanding77 he's a serious joke tbh

    • @CoffinReaper666
      @CoffinReaper666 Месяц назад +11

      He had a video where he said celebrating Christmas is for posers cause it’s a judeo-Christian holiday. I bet he thinks having friends is for posers as well. Your channel is good tho.

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee Месяц назад +2

      ​​@@CoffinReaper666lmao dude I'm a Christian and I like metal and i like black metal especially am I not manly enough according to him?

  • @xtransxcorex
    @xtransxcorex Месяц назад +37

    dude save some 😺 for the rest of us

  • @jinjunmei
    @jinjunmei Месяц назад +33

    Average nsbm listener

  • @CountBlagorath
    @CountBlagorath  Месяц назад +33

    OH BY THE WAY: You might want to know that Vlad the Impailer (you know, the reason for your name and profile pic?) was Catholic and I'm pretty sure thats part of that Judeo Christian PUUUUUUUUUSSSSSY shit "snake oil from Jerusalem" stuff you hate so much.
    OH! And the concept of Satan comes from what you hate so much, so is that no long "black metal"? Satan is a Judeo Christian concept after all.

    • @gnomueaux
      @gnomueaux 27 дней назад +5

      bro he wasn't even from Translyvania but from Wallachia too (the southern part of Romania). Its just stupid on so many levels

    • @rustymetalhead7714
      @rustymetalhead7714 25 дней назад +1

      Vlad the Impaler was Greek Orthodox Christian not Roman Catholic Christian

    • @gnomueaux
      @gnomueaux 25 дней назад

      @@rustymetalhead7714 the Orthodox Church also claims to be the "Catholic Church". There is the Roman Catholic and the the Orthodox Catholic churches.

    • @rustymetalhead7714
      @rustymetalhead7714 24 дня назад +1

      @@gnomueaux ah fair, what I meant to say was the Greek Orthodox Church

    • @gnomueaux
      @gnomueaux 24 дня назад

      @@rustymetalhead7714 yeah I get it would be confusing though because that part isnt commonly known

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread Месяц назад +12

    Is this one of those "J-Dawg clones" that the guys in the Dawg's comments complain about

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  Месяц назад +19

      @nukkleargarlicbread Absolutely yes. It's funny because I feel like if the Dawg watched some of his videos, he'd be like "Why do you care so much about fashion, brah brah?"

  • @MelanieLovesDeathMetal
    @MelanieLovesDeathMetal Месяц назад +16

    😂😂😂😂 top tier content right here.

  • @Baochuaden
    @Baochuaden Месяц назад +5

    this is what a person that got into that toooooooough shit 2 weeks ago looks like

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 14 дней назад +1

      Totally Varg tryna one-up Euronymous attitude all over again.

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 14 дней назад

      I was referring to him, not you btw. Looks like a Nyogthaeblisz skull pic you got there, I approve.

  • @ICantStopTheNoises
    @ICantStopTheNoises 27 дней назад +8

    Who tf has not heard of Mariah Carrey that’s how I know this dude is just lying to look cool😂

    • @nupraptorthementalist3306
      @nupraptorthementalist3306 20 дней назад +1

      It's amusing how he doesn't realize how obvious it is that that's what he's doing.

    • @Awesomeroxy-vi5fd
      @Awesomeroxy-vi5fd 17 дней назад

      Right I was like he can't be the one to not know who tf Mariah Carey is lol 😂 just for the damn attention

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 14 дней назад

      @@nupraptorthementalist3306 This clowns got the assburgers, i'm tellin' ya. I've known a few over the years, he exhibits all the tell-tale signs.

  • @gregkelly319
    @gregkelly319 Месяц назад +11

    Ham and egger

  • @rustymetalhead7714
    @rustymetalhead7714 25 дней назад +3

    this guy is such a real man, he can barely bench his own body weight 🤣

  • @brianmoudry5066
    @brianmoudry5066 24 дня назад +1

    Hey, where did you get that iron cross necklace, I like the smaller ones like that..lemme know.. All I can find is the big old Lemmy/Darby Crash lookin ones...

  • @stevesekora
    @stevesekora 6 дней назад

    Feels like I'm watching Sling Blade. This dude and Doyle have a lot in common.. What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?

  • @solitarynightt
    @solitarynightt Месяц назад +16

    music of destruction 2.0

  • @rmppotts
    @rmppotts Месяц назад +6

    I have that same shirt, I think. I’m so fucking manly and tough.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  Месяц назад +8

      Jealous! I wish I could be part of the man club 😪

    • @KommandoKvltcollect
      @KommandoKvltcollect 25 дней назад

      I had the same thors hammer necklace as him, after I saw him wearing it I chucked that shit in a river

  • @KeymoEmbryo
    @KeymoEmbryo Месяц назад +4

    wait, wait, wait... he hasn't been Trolling this whole time?! He actually believes what he's saying.
    *Mind blown *

  • @nikhtzatzi
    @nikhtzatzi 4 дня назад

    I saw that guy and I was like. Did someone from like 2006 used a time machine?

  • @TylerTruckDriver
    @TylerTruckDriver Месяц назад +3

    “If you ask me!”
    Nobody asked you bro. 😂

  • @METALFREAK03
    @METALFREAK03 Месяц назад +5

    You do know about half of the vocalists from NWOBHM and Black Metal "extreme", are/were "gay" right?

    • @romainvicta9793
      @romainvicta9793 27 дней назад +2

      Halford, Gaahl, and... who else?

    • @arjunmenon1796
      @arjunmenon1796 27 дней назад +6

      I wouldn't say half, but metal fashion comes for homosexual leather fashion due to Rob Halford being a part of both subcultures

  • @zackeryyy
    @zackeryyy Месяц назад +1

    This guy is a beast!

  • @matheusst.3655
    @matheusst.3655 24 дня назад +3

    I came across this guys channel some time ago, dude is stealing all of JDawgs mannerisms and have none of the redeeming qualities that makes Justin an endearing character. You cant complain about weakness and lack of masculinity while looking like that lol, the Dawg can pull it off with his physique but not this guy.

  • @hookslogan
    @hookslogan Месяц назад +1

    I found this guy in the comments of every Justin Horval video. I assumed he was just a parody, but this seems to be his entire personality.

  • @Cliffjumper38
    @Cliffjumper38 Месяц назад +1

    Why is The Transylvanian on Blag’s channel?

  • @123slowdown
    @123slowdown Месяц назад +2

    Nice that Shagrath is getting out and about these days.

  • @Fulci.LivesMLM
    @Fulci.LivesMLM Месяц назад +3

    I watched many of his videos and still can't tell if it's satire or not

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  Месяц назад +5

      @@Fulci.LivesMLM Buying death head shirts and giving high recommendations to RAC sites that sell propaganda flags and shit seems like a really weird way to do satire..

    • @nupraptorthementalist3306
      @nupraptorthementalist3306 20 дней назад

      Of course it is not satire, that's nonsense.

  • @themetalmeltdownofficial
    @themetalmeltdownofficial Месяц назад +4

    HELL YEAH BROTHER 🗣🗣🗣

  • @Agrippa91
    @Agrippa91 Месяц назад +1

    Can someone tell us the name of this channel, gotta see more of this lmao

  • @PrettyBoyGriffith97
    @PrettyBoyGriffith97 25 дней назад

    This dudes the NS Chris Peters.

  • @plamenvjecnogcrnila
    @plamenvjecnogcrnila Месяц назад

    Always seen his channel as recommended, never clicked on any...first thing i thought when i played this vid is that he hacked you or w/e....atleast now i know that i made a right decision by not clicking on any of his vids

  • @joerazz91
    @joerazz91 Месяц назад

    That guy looks like the love child of Chris Peeters and Varg Vikernes

  • @joerazz91
    @joerazz91 Месяц назад +2

    Ughh LMAO! I miss the old days of RUclips. I miss you countblagorath, runnerjma, coverkillernation, etc. Nowadays it’s mostly jackass clones of Chris Peeters aka music of destruction like this guy. I mean I’m always up for comedy and a good laugh but come on. Take me back!

  • @David-py6bz
    @David-py6bz 26 дней назад

    What's this guy deal

  • @Tethrys
    @Tethrys Месяц назад +2

    Who is this guy?

  • @amitbitan
    @amitbitan Месяц назад

    I hoped for bestial warlust albums review😢

  • @necro.daemoness666
    @necro.daemoness666 Месяц назад +4

    Oh No, don't Bully the Justin Horval Wannabe.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  Месяц назад +16

      @necro.daemoness666 This isn't bullying! This just showcasing his manliness! He doesn't want to be around the giiiirrrls! He wants to be around reeeeaaaal men! Because everyone else is gay but him. He's not closeted so deep, that he's showering at the Great Waterfall in Narnia. At all. Just showcasing how a reeeeeaaal man talks!

    • @CoffinReaper666
      @CoffinReaper666 Месяц назад +4

      He’s like jdawg without any charisma or personality

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  Месяц назад +8

      @CoffinReaper666 He's like J Dawg without the gym membership but add a bit of brain trauma. (I have measurable brain damage from a stroke and seizure so I can say that)

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee Месяц назад

      @CountBlagorath you're going to make him cry if he sees this video 😂😂 (oh yeah, brother, I'm so manly and tough and bad ass 🥸💪🤓)

    • @CoffinReaper666
      @CoffinReaper666 Месяц назад

      @@CountBlagorath At least Jdawg is funny and entertaining

  • @METALSCAVENGER78
    @METALSCAVENGER78 25 дней назад

    This is the try too hard wimper,anemic,, failed J-Dawg

  • @RobboElRobbo
    @RobboElRobbo Месяц назад

    who is this

  • @natas6307
    @natas6307 Месяц назад

    Isnt he so cool lol

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee Месяц назад +1

      @natas6307 He's so manly and tough, brother (💪🤓🥸). Anything mainstream is wimpy sh*t and if you listen to that, you're not a real man

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades Месяц назад +3

    God, 2013 me would have HATED this.

  • @Angel-xu3sq
    @Angel-xu3sq Месяц назад

    🤮

  • @bigsam69
    @bigsam69 28 дней назад

    Shawn, why did you post this?

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  28 дней назад +3

      @bigsam69 Because Sam, I want everyone to know how a real man talks.

  • @KINGOFSWORDSMETAL
    @KINGOFSWORDSMETAL Месяц назад +7

    Music of destruction 2.0

  • @damoncrannell156
    @damoncrannell156 Месяц назад +2

    Who is this guy?