Mark Kermode - Taken

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Ben_Mdws
    @Ben_Mdws 11 лет назад +61

    Kermode reviews - often better than the films themselves.

  • @PowderRanger00
    @PowderRanger00 11 лет назад +20

    kermodes got such a great way of speaking quickly and clearly in the time slot hes given

  • @chriswright4677
    @chriswright4677 Год назад +5

    I love you, Kermode. I love you very much.

  • @Gewok666
    @Gewok666 11 лет назад +54

    This is my favourite Kermode review. Hilarious.

  • @Prolix8
    @Prolix8 11 лет назад +54

    3 ridiculous scenes you forgot Mark I'm afraid:
    - Neeson speech on immigrants abusing the system.
    - The daughter's best friend found dead after being constantly raped and drugged on a bed is not once mentioned at the end of the film.
    - Neeson super drug that helps a drug addict to recover from drug addiction.

    • @keir92
      @keir92 4 года назад +1

      Hugo Malim amazing moment, the first one now is probably said by every other racist

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 9 месяцев назад +1

      How about how they could tell who was on the end of the phone including the town and the gang etc.

  • @hoho330
    @hoho330 10 лет назад +11

    I miss episodes like this.

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 7 лет назад +18

    3:21rare kermodian giggle

  • @miscreant239
    @miscreant239 12 лет назад +2

    I love you for uploading this.

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 9 лет назад +6

    I love the idea that Jeff Bridges was originally attached to be Bryan Mills. I really wanna see that film now ha.
    :)

  • @19630541
    @19630541 11 лет назад +18

    He killed maybe 20 to 30 people at the end but to be honest by that time I had lost count and all I was thinking about was I bet the guy steering the boat is going get the sack!

  • @Keyser666
    @Keyser666 10 лет назад +26

    I always assumed this film was a veiled commentary on US foreign policy.

    • @jamesheritage1209
      @jamesheritage1209 9 лет назад +1

      One way to see it
      I see it as satire of how US right wingers often use European as a dirty word, how the french are too camp, too bohemian as a reflexive call back to the genesis of the US as a colony that fought and won its independence and thus how the old world of Europe is bad

    • @jamesheritage1209
      @jamesheritage1209 9 лет назад +1

      +Badge Man Its a bit of both, joining the likes of running man, rollerball, death race 2000 etc. of seeming junky exploitation films that entertain in a visceral manner but also have something to say.

    • @Jgoth420
      @Jgoth420 9 лет назад

      +Badge Man ever heard of death of the author

    • @jamesheritage1209
      @jamesheritage1209 9 лет назад

      Yes I have of heard of Barthes theory and his paper.
      How does it relate to Taken?

    • @Jgoth420
      @Jgoth420 9 лет назад

      James Heritage I weren't replying to your comment dude. I was talking to the guy who not all films have something to say.

  • @davidwoods8181
    @davidwoods8181 10 лет назад +22

    Still the definitive Liam Neeson action movie

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames 10 лет назад +14

    UURRPE!!

  • @Experimentalfilms123
    @Experimentalfilms123 12 лет назад +6

    So this is where the "Whose Driving the boat" phrase came from!

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 3 года назад +4

    And for the remainder of his days Mr Mayo was never again in the same room with Mr Neeson.
    The end.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад

      Good thing that Mr Neeson doesn’t seem to partake in good films anymore

  • @dundeedolphin
    @dundeedolphin 3 года назад +9

    And yet it's a very watchable movie.

  • @Tralman1965
    @Tralman1965 13 лет назад +12

    I loved taken. Sometimes you just want to see a movie with action and fighting. They can't all be heart wrenching dramas or long winded looks into the soul.

    • @shadowsmessage
      @shadowsmessage 4 года назад +3

      Kermode is that kind of guy who would never enjoy a slice of pizza 🍕 in New York & complains about the missing quality,texture he once had in Italy, the only pizza he ever had 😂

  • @commieRob
    @commieRob 4 года назад +1

    "...and they've got boats, and they're doing WEIRD stuff that you wouldn't even think about ."

  • @russellwest8767
    @russellwest8767 6 лет назад +4

    That line about the wrestler is a real life chubby hmmm moment

  • @DarrenBates
    @DarrenBates 3 года назад +2

    "The Telegraph were nice about me once!"

  • @KRSsven
    @KRSsven 10 лет назад +9

    I thought this was a rather good stab at a film that 15-20 years ago would've been a Schwarzenegger or Willis vehicle. Bad stuff happens so he has to go find out what happened and kill a few people. I thought the tone was perfect and I even started expecting the protagonist's bursts of controlled violence that were hinted at in his 'I have certain skills' speech near the start.

  • @highwind1991
    @highwind1991 12 лет назад +6

    This movie succeeds at doing what it does and it does it very well. It doesn't need to do more than that. It's a blast for 90 minutes straight of liam neeson being a badass

  • @ViceCityVacation
    @ViceCityVacation 11 лет назад

    LOL I farking love Kermode's reiviews....my weeknights are reserved just for them!

  • @IrishPuroFan
    @IrishPuroFan 13 лет назад +2

    Taken should been called Liam Neeson vs Urpe

  • @ArtVandaleytv
    @ArtVandaleytv 8 лет назад +5

    LMAO hilarious review.

  • @SSCFPA
    @SSCFPA 11 лет назад

    As we are seeing in the US right now, the right can do that all by themselves!

  • @GardenGoblin421
    @GardenGoblin421 12 лет назад +2

    It's basically Commando with less Arnold

  • @alisaurus4224
    @alisaurus4224 3 года назад +2

    5:32 compresses “Liam Neeson” into “Leesom”

  • @Slaphappy1975
    @Slaphappy1975 13 лет назад

    I asked the same question when I watched it hehe

  • @edcampion3998
    @edcampion3998 11 лет назад +2

    i see film to be entertained and this action film entertained me.so there

  • @Daymanoahha
    @Daymanoahha 13 лет назад +1

    haha this film is great for when you are ill.

  • @tkwk1982
    @tkwk1982 12 лет назад

    I've got a particular set of skills!

  • @generichuman2044
    @generichuman2044 2 года назад

    I can't lie, this film is a guilty pleasure of mine. The thing that I've always found hilarious is the phone call. If I was one of the kidnappers, I'd probably just laugh down the phone.

  • @KenFromBeara
    @KenFromBeara 12 лет назад

    @ 6:50, remember the opening scene of The World Is Not Enough

  • @jordanthomas4379
    @jordanthomas4379 3 года назад +3

    Movie is actually pretty good, much better that Mark a s letting on, the sequels though are really bad

  • @Prolix8
    @Prolix8 11 лет назад +3

    Well, that scene is quite shocking and at the end of the film, guess what? The daughter is all smiles and happy as if NOTHING had happened. Dreadful film.

  • @alexeipanovich
    @alexeipanovich 11 лет назад +1

    "...I can tell you I don't 'ave money."

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 13 лет назад +1

    @WeAllReviewMovies That isnt true. I once won Liam Neeson in an Ebay auction, and I have to say...he arrived in the mail 3 weeks late, and very badly packaged.

  • @johnnyboy41
    @johnnyboy41 13 лет назад

    True...!

  • @stitcha123
    @stitcha123 6 лет назад +3

    The still looks like Simon leaning over to fart.

  • @ellbo2
    @ellbo2 13 лет назад +1

    yeah, who is driving the boat?

  • @chrishiggins7166
    @chrishiggins7166 2 года назад +3

    Despite A lazy script, unfocused direction & poor score, the film delivers strong acting, intense action, A great story & an iconic threatening message. (64%) (3/5 stars) (mixed to positive)

  • @fuckem187
    @fuckem187 12 лет назад

    agreed although Nolan's fanboy's really annoy me - his films are complex but usually quite easy to get by the end as long as you concentrate but there not that intelligent. Just slightly more intelligence blockbusters (besides Memento and Prestige) Agree about the films that are half way between the two thought, hate them.

  • @ennesshay5040
    @ennesshay5040 2 года назад +2

    It's NOT a racist/xenophobic/Brexit film -- because there IS an American bad guy in it. Never mind what colour he is, he's American. So there !!

  • @randomsamno9
    @randomsamno9 11 лет назад +2

    I haven't seen this film, but if this review is anything to go by then it only solidifies the reasons why I don't lean to the right politically.

  • @manconoo
    @manconoo 12 лет назад

    @thehollowsofficial U@ - great! Listen to Zooropa (song) Surrender, One Tree Hill (album version) here on RUclips. Go on!! .. I dare you!!!!!!!

  • @blueberry3601
    @blueberry3601 4 года назад +3

    Mr. Kermode, this is an international film - where exactly would you like the baddies to come from .... ?

  • @Stormcab
    @Stormcab 12 лет назад

    haha, spot on!

  • @Stormcab
    @Stormcab 12 лет назад +2

    This is a perfect example of why I listen to Mark Kermode for the entertainment, not his film reviews. His cliches are cliches. They seemed to have only half watched the movie, then saw fit to rubbish it based on not giving it a chance.

  • @meh20knm
    @meh20knm 13 лет назад +3

    I think because of all these flaws it makes me love Taken even more.

  • @Guedingen
    @Guedingen 13 лет назад

    Just watched it - dreadful schlock (watched it to the end though, not a given with me)

  • @garethglover5732
    @garethglover5732 2 месяца назад

    Its a great film. Kermode got it wrong Again

  • @SamDaWarriorsFan
    @SamDaWarriorsFan 11 лет назад +2

    Taken was awesome.

  • @crazee635
    @crazee635 2 года назад +5

    Of course the "foreigners" are the baddies as it is set in Europe! It also happens to be very watchable. It's like watching a Jason Statham movie but a lot better.

  • @KenFromBeara
    @KenFromBeara 12 лет назад

    that was the urrpeen title ha ha

  • @kelpkelp5252
    @kelpkelp5252 Год назад

    What are the good Luc Besson films?

    • @chrisr6710
      @chrisr6710 8 месяцев назад +2

      Nikita, Leon, Taxi, Fifth Element, ok, he’s gone off the boil in the last decade or so but he’s directed some classics.

    • @kelpkelp5252
      @kelpkelp5252 8 месяцев назад

      @@chrisr6710 Thanks. Of course, Leon. Excellent film. I saw Fifth Element recently for the first time in decades and yep that's a good'un and also funnier than I remembered. I seem to remember seeing Big Blue a very long time ago which I think was his also but don't remember anything at all about it apart from some diving!

  • @weeklyfreeman2299
    @weeklyfreeman2299 4 месяца назад

    Funniest review ever.

  • @terratrema
    @terratrema 12 лет назад +2

    @Tralman1965
    But a film that contains NOTHING BUT action and fighting is boring.
    My high water mark for the action genre is Die Hard. Taken is absolutely nothing compared to Die Hard.

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 2 года назад

    Take the focking elephant!

  • @Genevasplaytime
    @Genevasplaytime 7 лет назад +5

    Mark kermode. A man who thinks 95% of films are utter crap.

    • @BackyardPix
      @BackyardPix 7 лет назад +5

      Well, who doesn't..? There are way, waaay more shitty films than good ones.

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 6 лет назад +1

      That means he’s out by around 4%.

    • @GOFFMEISTER
      @GOFFMEISTER 3 месяца назад

      Which they are yeh?

  • @danieljamesmead
    @danieljamesmead 8 лет назад +19

    You only have to watch Taken to realise Brexit was the right decision.

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 7 лет назад +8

    People please this film is garbage with no depth. Mark was right to take the mickey out of it. Stop claiming Mark hates it because its "anti-European/sexist" its a dumb B movie with no substance. And even Nesson knows it. The phone call bit is the only memorable/good bit the rest they may as well of cast Bruce Willis and called it Die Hard 48 or painted some Transfromers in the background or hell even a Sharknado.

  • @walonsubi
    @walonsubi 3 года назад

    Yooroop

    • @walonsubi
      @walonsubi 3 года назад

      The longer this video goes on the fewer letters this word has in it

    • @walonsubi
      @walonsubi Год назад

      Oorp

    • @walonsubi
      @walonsubi 3 месяца назад

      URP

  • @bigpurpledinosaur123
    @bigpurpledinosaur123 11 лет назад +4

    Its not a 'happy/unhappy coincidence' that she happens to be on the phone to him when she's kidnapped, she sees whats happening to her friend and so automatically calls her dad who she hoped would know what to do.

    • @rosstee
      @rosstee 3 года назад +1

      I’m here from the future to say that she called her dad back (after missing his call) and then witnessed her friend being kidnapped, so Mark was correct.

  • @jondellar
    @jondellar Год назад +3

    It's self-evident that Mark only reads the Guardian.

  • @fuckem187
    @fuckem187 12 лет назад +1

    First time I saw "Taken" - yeah quite good for an action flick. Then I got forced to watch it 2-3 more times in my first year of university and i fucking hate it now.

  • @WeAllReviewMovies
    @WeAllReviewMovies 13 лет назад

    @deadblissco Theres nothing poorly delivered about Liam Neeson.

  • @iain2080
    @iain2080 3 года назад +2

    Mark repeatedly refers to Neeson as "Liam Neesum" throughout this review and even bungles it even further to just "Leesum" at one point. I don't know if he genuinely doesn't know his name or is so excited he keeps messing it up.

  • @jhwalsh93
    @jhwalsh93 4 года назад +5

    This really is an absolute perfect review of this awful film

    • @serenityinside1
      @serenityinside1 5 месяцев назад

      It really isn’t - on both counts!

  • @paulzenco6182
    @paulzenco6182 6 лет назад

    I cannot take - no pun intended - Taken seriously. Seriously .

  • @mmclaurin8035
    @mmclaurin8035 Год назад +4

    I don't understand why he is so upset over it taking place in Europe, and that the bad guys are from Europe. Is France totally free of crime? Is their no human trafficking in Europe? If it had been in South America, would he be upset at the portrayal of Brazilians as kidnappers? He seems unreasonably touchy on the subject. Neeson's character wasn't upset she was traveling alone specifically because it was Europe, it was because she was alone.

    • @monkey39128
      @monkey39128 9 месяцев назад +1

      I generally like Kermode but he can be really moronic sometimes. He feigns outrage quite a bit and hates fun films.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 9 месяцев назад +2

      The point is her dad says I've been to Europe don't go on your own, as if it's some dangerous hell hole, and then within ten minutes of them arriving they are kidnapped, it's ridiculous. I like the film, Kenmore totally right though, especially from a European perspective as the USA is a lot more dangerous than here and a 17 and 19 year old going to USA would not be seen as horrifying for us. So why a safer place would be seen as this awful thing, and if you follow U2 even worse is baffling.

    • @serenityinside1
      @serenityinside1 5 месяцев назад

      @@monkey39128that’s why I gave up on him ages ago and an a Critical Drinker subscriber- the opposite of this piece faced snob 🙄

  • @Blake-zm4eo
    @Blake-zm4eo 7 лет назад +1

    Why does he keep saying Europe like that?

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 5 лет назад +2

      He's making fun of Liam Neeson's accent

  • @nightw4tchman
    @nightw4tchman 7 лет назад +3

    "You've Stolen My Daughter staring Leslie Nielsen" - Red Letter Media

  • @mikeboy0001
    @mikeboy0001 13 лет назад

    It's a Good Movie, wished US movies where more like it

  • @FukCommando
    @FukCommando 11 лет назад +1

    the drugs was probably adrenaline

  • @Catharguy
    @Catharguy 5 лет назад +2

    Why didn't he just keep it short and just say it was a very good action flick.

    • @serenityinside1
      @serenityinside1 5 месяцев назад

      Cos he can’t bring himself to lower his nose ..

  • @Cybopath
    @Cybopath 10 лет назад +17

    The film is a French film, produced and written by Frenchmen, set mostly in France starring an Irishman. Anti-European? Sorry that's like saying Lethal Weapon is anti-American because all the villains in that film were American.

    • @KRSsven
      @KRSsven 10 лет назад +1

      Exactly.

    • @conorcharlton2703
      @conorcharlton2703 10 лет назад +16

      It's got that French "fuck the Arabs" racism element to it, displayed by some of their right wing political parties.

    • @SkipperGriffin1973
      @SkipperGriffin1973 10 лет назад +1

      Agree, the offendees are out in force again. They will find offense in anything that suits their nonsensical philosophy.

    • @Cybopath
      @Cybopath 9 лет назад

      ***** Please elaborate.

    • @notworthyourtime9799
      @notworthyourtime9799 9 лет назад +6

      Cybopath You can make a movie that caters to somebody other than yourself. Even if it was made by Europeans, it can still be grossly stereotypical towards Europeans, probably by design. If the director, producer, etc. think 300 million Americans will be more receptive because a movie portrays everybody as a caricature, then that's how they'll make the movie.

  • @ChernovFan100
    @ChernovFan100 11 лет назад +2

    JASERN STAFUM! Haha xD

  • @Stormcab
    @Stormcab 12 лет назад

    the captain? I assume old cappy is not a threat, and needs to stay in control of the boat. He will be locked away in the cabin upstairs. Liam would have come up later and told him to pull into to a dock - a unnecessary scene you could work out yourself. Mark is always going on about 45 minutes too long, well here's some time saving :)

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 11 лет назад +2

    I thought Taken was a horrible movie.

  • @buttonman6262
    @buttonman6262 4 года назад +2

    It’s shite but it’s good shite!

  • @BadAssBen78
    @BadAssBen78 13 лет назад

    A film about a wrestler that's meant to be really good... lol , yeah . not bad Mark

  • @nicholasdickens2801
    @nicholasdickens2801 10 лет назад +8

    It's the most offensive film everywhere. All foreigners are drug peddling, child murdering paedophiles and they're all working for an Arab. The film was just ridiculously bad. It was just laughably bad. It could have been a rather tongue in cheek hysterically funny film. It was just awful. Kind of like Hostel. Racist, vulgar, cheap and tacky.
    Apparently 3 Days to Kill starred Kevin Costner because even Liam Neeson passed on it.
    It's ironic that at this rate now, the best film Liam Neeson will have starred in will be Star Wars Episode 1.

    • @KRSsven
      @KRSsven 10 лет назад +5

      Actually it was rather good. It was a rather nuts-and-bolts action/revenge flick. I wouldn't say the portrayals of 'foreigners' are offensive at all. Saying the film is racist is like saying there are no bad Arabs, no bad French people, or indeed no bad Americans. The sex trafficking portrayed in the film does happen, it happens in many countries. People just don't want to believe it. So while I don't think it's wrong to say American views of 'Europeans' are stereotypical in general, this film isn't an example of that. It has some bad people in it, that happen to be Arabs...and you find this offensive.

  • @leesmavicmoments5598
    @leesmavicmoments5598 11 дней назад

    Take a breath ffs

  • @Nathan-gd7xq
    @Nathan-gd7xq 9 месяцев назад

    Liam Neeson's American accent is about as bad as Mickey Rourke's Irish accent.

  • @thehollowsofficial
    @thehollowsofficial 13 лет назад

    apart from the u2 shite!! a fucking loved this film!!! die hard in europe!! fucking great!! kermode (who i like) has read far too much in to this..and i think if william freidken had made this exact movie!! he would be praising it!! like he did with bug!! which in my opinion was pure pish!! altho i love william freidken movies (apart from bug)

  • @allthewine
    @allthewine 11 лет назад +1

    A terrible movie.

  • @mushyw1234
    @mushyw1234 12 лет назад

    I thought it was quite good.

  • @muzzler24
    @muzzler24 11 лет назад +3

    Or maybe Kermode is talking pretentious bollocks as usual. This is from somebody who has recently read both of his books and watched a lot of his reviews here on the tube on the recommendation of a colleague. While I do find him entertaining and would even say I like him on occasion, he tends to talk out of his arse a lot.

  • @ThatsAllFolkers
    @ThatsAllFolkers 11 лет назад +1

    Never liked Liam Neeson.

  • @Kombaiyashii
    @Kombaiyashii 11 лет назад +1

    Really doesn't matter. It was an awful film. Just consider how bad the characters were in it. They were all basically stereotypes, from the obnoxious ex-wife (that does and says everything she can to annoy the audience) to the Saudi guy at the end.
    The girl was fucking annoying, if I were her father, I'd have told the kidnappers to make sure she doesn't come back.
    Yet what wound me up the most about the film was Neeson's character seemed to get weird sexual pleasure from torturing his victims.

  • @oldfool666
    @oldfool666 12 лет назад

    lol! Tintin. This movie was crap.