Everything Wrong With The Bourne Ultimatum In 12 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Finally, and just before Jason Bourne comes out, we sin the best of the series thus far... Ultimatum. Yes, we still found sins in a great movie... it's kind of what we do.
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Should've been a sin removed for the "if you were in your office right now" line. Total badassery.
There's a number of those cases where he calls them out on lying about their location. The girl being right next to the person he's on the phone with. The "I told you to come alone. I guess that was too hard, so try this. I'm gone."
Nah
@Rosamund Powell its different
Total dumbassery. Why would a hunted man give away his location?
@@tiffles3890 It was extremely effective at getting rid of all the agents that were watching Landy.
1:48 Yes! Finally a "remove sins" for an awesome scene. So satisfying for whatever reason.
I love it when it happens, and I love that it's so rare. Makes it utterly unambiguous how much Jeremy likes those scenes.
Ya he was being really harsh
Probably the best scene of all three movies. I went through that station (London Waterloo) many, many times while I lived in England. The year after the movie, the Eurostar platforms were closed and moved out to Kings Cross St Pancras. The twirly advertisement board where the asset fires from was also removed, maybe it was only there for the movie. A few years later, that entire side of the station was renovated along with the main concourse. There's a mezzanine floor there now.
He does it all the time. It's not a "finally".
Don't forget the sin of for the Bourne vs Dash fight. f*ckin epic!
No sin(s) removed for that badass shot of Bourne jumping across the street and through the window before fighting Desh?!
You forgot Landy's "I didn't sign up for this" cliche.
Apparently the fight between Bourne and Desh is considered one of the best choreographed and best fight scenes in movie history.
Matt Damon was *Bourne* for this role.
booooooooooooooooooooooooo! boooooooooooooooooooooo!
dunno what you're talking about tbh
*cymbals clashing*
I see what you did there.
+Serena F. An audible eye roll would sound soo juicy.
Holy shit the guy Bourne is apologising to in the beginning is the same asshole who was responsible for making Captain America and Iron Man fight each other in Civil War!
Yeah, it's Niki Lauda!
Ikr!
+Chopperwocky Whoa...
Yeah, the actor is Daniel Bruhl
no. really? couldnt tell..
Man, I love "The Bourne Ultimatum." It's one of the greatest action films of all time right near to "The Bourne Supremacy." Even you should've just remove one sin that Bourne uses a towel and book to defeat this terrorist which is work so well to beat with house supplies. First the pen, then the magazine paper, and now the towel and a book. It's like Bourne can select any supply to beat up these hard knuckle dudes. Rock, Paper, Scissors and...????Towel! I hope Bourne can use another item in the next fifth film.
Dude when Nicky says "it was difficult for me, with you..." it doesn't mean they boned! Obviously, she's confessing that she fell for him - making her job as a handler difficult because she was emotionally compromised. Totally not a sin-worthy moment!
Last sin, technically the shot is in slow motion, so he isn't in the water for that long ;)
I was waiting for him to play Adele over that scene.
+ElementalofAir this is the ennnnnd
mission report December 16th 1991
lol
Jeremy is having way too much fun with those "'you better come look at this' cliche"s.
Virtually every direction Bourne gives the poor journo at Waterloo is confusing from the non-existent "south entrance" through the "escalator on your right" (all of them are on the guy's left at that point) to Bourne's inexplicable entrance via the Shell House walkway. Even the director becomes confused as everybody concerned seems to keep switching direction to and fro on the concourse giving the asset at al untold time to locate their targets. No wonder the journo ends up befuddled.
I love the Bourne films but I find it odd that in every single car chase scene where Bourne wrecks his car not one single time does an airbag deploy
Good catch!!
"Jesus Christ". Close enough. lmao. XD Thumbs up for that alone. :)
That Bourne vs Desh scene was fucking incredible. I remember going crazy in the theater when I saw it.
Did you get psychological help?
The reveal in The Bourne Ultimatum was super underwhelming. In the first movie, we knew he was a trained assassin. Two movies later and all that has changed is that he is a trained volunteer assassin. Just kinda underwhelming imo
Everything wrong with Space Jam
this comment doesn't have a lap dance scene, I'm counting that as a sin.
video suggestion cliché
Peaple cliche'ing comments chiché
People pointing out other clichés cliché
Giggity King Movie doesn’t contain actual jam.
9:56 If you mean "it was done in the last movie", yes... because we've caught up on the timeline. The last scene in the previous movie is THIS moment in this movie.
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boss movie
Did he not do that one yet? I swear he has. Either way, awesome movie.
Was on tv just a few hours ago
+Laszlo Vajda I don't think he did. But I definitely want to see that!
^Bullshit. Do not create an account there.
"James Bond meets Houdini" 😂😂😂
Speaking from personal experience, the now-defunct INS tower in Miami had far better security than the top secret CIA offices in these movies.
I have never once in my life managed to stay awake for an entire Bourne movie
After this movie it's official: Jason Bourne is indeed Batman.
that 'magic master key' he has is called a bump key, which you can use to bypass any standard pin and tumbler lock bc physics
I think Bourne Legacy is quite decent movie as well...it is a bit slow and has less action but the setup is pretty good. I really hoped the next Bourne movie after that would have both Damon and Renner fighting together...that would have been really awesome to watch.
Please make a compilation of "Sir, I think you'll want to see this" lines. They're in EVERY movie and show.
I'd like to see a team-up between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer.
Jason Bourne and Michael Westen
Mentions that he loved movie several times. Still 91 sins.
Never change CS
Glass on walls and babies crying in large apartments- both are actually fairly common in Morocco. If Bourne had done some research on culture, or spent some time living here, he would have known this.
I think the "skeleton key" is supposed to be a bump key. That's still not how bump keys work, and the thing he's using is still basically magic, but with a proper set of bump keys you can open any lock with an even remotely standard tumbler.
I bet one person disliked without watching, oh yea im right out of the 128 views there was a hater.
Its a 13 minute video thats only been up 4 mins, Im sure you're
absolutely right.
Or he was just like I CAN BE THE FIRST DISLIKE and doesn't actually hate cinemasins
lol. typical internet
+AliasSLH why tho
Matthew Sutton it's a trolls life. It brings inner pleasure
I love how he plays the entire CIA like a fiddle in this movie
20 sins for Nicky's implication that they boned without ever resolving if they boned and leaving the audience in limbo.
I did notice that too, and I don't think they ever resolved it. What exactly is Nikki's relation to Bourne? She said "it was difficult for her with him", but that could mean anything. Maybe they were friends, relatives (me and my cousins don't have the same last name). They never clarify that...or maybe they were boning...just...boning. If that were the case, I'd think she'd be a little bit more compassionate to the dude who was raw-dogging her before becoming an assassin.
1:03
Longing
Rusted
Seventeen
Furnace
Daybreak
Nine
Benign
Homecoming
One
Freight Car
ready to comply?
Honestly, It would've been interesting to see a Bourne spin-off film about Desh that takes place before The Bourne Ultimatum.
make a compilation of all times you've removed sins for things in all movies. to appreciate the great parts in movies
WHO HAS HYPE FOR THE NEW JASON BOURNE MOVIE!!!
The scene where Bourne talks to Landy is the same as the Supremacy movie. Ultimatum occurs somehow before that scene and then continues
Fun fact: "The Bourne Ultimatum" was the 11th highest rated movie of 2007 on Metacritic, and received "universal acclaim."
Well in the next movie he will take his revenge on the IT support of the guy that was behind the guy that was behind the guy. Still for a spy/action movie 93 sins isnt that bad.
A movie in which Bourne would actually be a bad guy in the narrative would be refreshing, interesting and terrifying.
10 sins should be added for each cut in a fightscene, + 10 for each headache inducing fast shouldercam motion...
"Get some rest, Pam, u look tired."
studio c anyone
They has made so many references to Galaxy Quest in the outtakes, I am led to believe it is high on the list of their favorite movies. And yet they haven't listed all of its sins? What gives?
Probably because it's really hard to make a video like this of something that's already satire.
Last time I was this early the Bourne movies were good
I hate how they just yada yada Bourne getting into the antagonist's office near the end, like they knew it would've been too difficult for him to get in there undetected so they opt to not show it at all.
Sin #15: That's how flashbacks work, hence the name:) They come with no warning, reason or connection, in a flash, that takes a person back, in time.
End of Video Audio Sources!
(Or as many as I can name!)
12:23 - Back to the Future Part II
12:27 - Death Race (2008)
12:33 - Snowpiercer
12:41 - Vertigo (I think...)
12:45 - Scream
12:57 - (Don't Know)
13:10 - Matrix Edit
13:16 - Batman Begins
13:20 - The Iron Giant
I know it's been six years, but I think 12:57 is from Good Will Hunting
Btw one after credits missing. The part he says "You're no longer David Webb. You will be known as Jason Bourne" - or Darth Vader! xd
Can u do everything wrong with Galaxy Quest?
I am pretty sure now that they don't sin spoof movies.
ik but hes been putting a lot of galaxy quest references into his videos and its just made me want to see one
I'd like to see that. Though not as much as Iron Eagle!
"Is there air??? YOU DONT KNOW!?!?"
I really want them to do the professional... just cause I love but acknowledge it is pretty f-ed up.
One more sin at 8:30: no reason for Kramer to remind Vosen of what their contingency plan for Landy was except to tell the audience.
3:34--A really small nitpick, but when Landy asks for Bourne's status, there is NO way that such a common question would not be given an acronym in the US government.
You're loving the Snowpiercer references lately. I approve. Because you care about my opinion.
11:20 the chase is awesome, but he stops to turn round and reverse, and push the SUV out of the way, but he's bring chased by Paz. So he stops to turn round and reverse, but Paz never shoots once even though he's now an easy target...
plzzz do everything wrong with over the hedge
The Iron Giant "Superman" sound bit was absolutely perfect.
Omg could you please do "Everything wrong with Mean Girls" PLEASEEEEEE
Next week: Animated sequel and a fight movie.
+Benish Ben Kung Fu Panda 2
+Halocrafter101 they did kfp 2
+MF1108R alright, then 3... But I don't think that's released on dvd yet...
kung fu panda 3 and creed or maybe southpaw?
it's batman v superman and PROBABLY Pete's dragon
Bourne knows the safe needs thumbprint and voice because he sees Volson use the safe when he is talking/spying on Landy.
I just got a Finding Dory ad. "Only one hero remembers less than Jason Bourne." Illuminati confirmed.
Do The Bourne Legacy
Jason Bourne
The Departed
Suicide Squad
Escape Plan
True Lies
So, I watched Star Trek Beyond the other night and there is a moment where Scottie takes off his mask after crashing onto an alien planet.
I assume when the DVD comes out, that moment will be spliced with the line from Galaxy Quest. "Hey, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"
Best RUclips channel! keep up the good work guys
I was hoping you'd make these this week
"The power box is out of site of the motion detectors"
How would someone disarm them if they were?
I'm guessing either "Kung Fu Panda 3" or "Ice Age 2" on Tuesday and "Batman v. Superman" on Thursday. Disappointed that they won't be doing "Bourne Legacy" anytime soon though.
BONUS ROUND!!!!! Every time Bourne survives something that he REALLY shouldn't have!!
You should do everything wrong with Legacy and just upload the whole film amirite?
That's what I've been saying. Maybe it's too boring to sin
I loved legacy!
+#159 Croconaw maybe I should rewatch it
+YetiHype You are not right. Legacy is no worse than any other Bourne film. You simply can't grasp that it's a Bourneless spin off and not the sequel you wanted.
+Tim Walden The fact that it's a 'Bourneless spin-off' is not why I disliked it. There were a fair few other reasons. Poor and in places full writing, plot holes, continuity errors and just a lot of build up to nothing to name a few. I was just making a joke, not writing a review so don't try and assume my opinions.
No mention of the fact that the building he jumps off of at the end is nowhere near either the East or Hudson River. 12:00
i,ve always wondered if the guys at cinemasins are always on "work mode" when going to the movies like "HA that's a sin right there" "Ding!" "cliché moment is cliché"
Thai video is the same length as the supremacy video
yeah
God dammit. The flashback would've been a perfect moment for " you are no longer known as David Webb. You will now be known as.... Darth Vader
*Good Hollywood action movie:* Protagonist gets shot, experiences multiple car crashes, explosion shockwaves and beatings. Still saves the day with a few cuts and bruises to his/her face. Hero might have a limp at the end.
*Good Anime:* Protagonist gets punched by a 10 foot monster, incinerated in an energy explosion, thrown clean through a building and has one or two limbs torn off. Saves the day while barely alive, but by outwitting the bad guys through well thought out strategies. Hero is hospitalized at the end. (Or dead, resurrection mcguffin will be introduced later)
I dunno, its just fun to compare media like this. I like both.
Missed opportunity. Should have used Skyfall audio for that last blooper. "You chose right here to be JAAAAAAMES BOOOOND"
I love that there was a bit of The Informant! in the end thing
8:04 In many countries in the middle easy and south asia, poorer people use glass on their walls as a form of protection from thieves. Its basically poor man's razor wire. All you need are some broken glass bottles.
2:30
(Jesus Christ)- Close enough.
Lol hilarious to me
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The sign behind Bourne at 2:00 says "Activate Self Esteem".
Man, I love these movies. And Legacy is kinda decent.
Btw, I think that shot with Nicky dying her hair was just a callback to Marie doing it in the first one and that's about it. Similarity to another movie seems like a coincidence in this case.
eh I didn't click with the blue pills green pills stuff in legacy
***** I liked the pharmaceutical angle, but having be the heart of the plot was kind of a weird choice, considering what the other movies are like. If they had presented it as a spinoff, with another name, it might have been less jarring.
HILARIOUS clever commentary!!!
The only trilogy that got better with each following movie?
Lord of the Rings, too.
Lord of the Rings was a good trilogy, but The Fellowship was the best hands down; The Two Towers might be equal with it but The Return of the King is not the best one.
Aside from Captain America? I suppose it could be the only one.
Captain America?...Is that some kind of joke? Captain America: the bland trilogy that has tried nothing new and every movie feels like a carbon copy of the last in the saturated Marvel movie market? Captain America does not even deserve to be uttered in the same sentence as the LotRs or the Bournes.
I was so waiting for the skyfall theme to kick in at the end. I feel betrayed.
7:00 hes also texting without his hand on the throttle
8:32 "Do you even remember them?" "I remember all of them."
10:12 No sin off for the claps?
And no mention of the fact that Pam's hair looks like a lion's hair?
jeremy in the name of spy movies you have to sin 2015 'Spy' its got so much sins yet its so funny
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I like how the ad was for Jason Bourne
This is my new favorite video of yours
I would't be surprised if Jason Bourne wanted to kill the guy behind the guy because since Marie died he literally had nothing to live for. Of course unless Nicky wanted to step back in and love him like she used to have.
Cinema Sins should be required viewing for ALL WRITERS. Somewhere, I'm gonna write a line of dialogue where a character says, "You're gonna wanna see this," and the other character responds, "Why the mystery? Just tell me what the fuck it is, if it's so damned important..."
See, now you're back on your game. Good job with this one- many good points.
a lot of countries like that use broken glass like barbed wire so that actually totally makes sense he would assume there would be broken glass
Holy fucking shit dude, you're gonna have a field day with Jason Bourne. Believe it.
Jason Bourne reads an article titled "Who is Jason Bourne? Part 3 of a special report" in the 3rd Jason Bourne movie.
The sins about long intros has been used so many times it's a sin itself
its a common thing for walls to have glass on top of them in certain countries, so itd be obvious and/or he would have noticed it beforehand, poor bourne with that extra sin :'(
Can't wait for a Bourne and Cross team up
Jeremy, you need to make a review video of Jason Bourne!