if it weren’t for the fact it WAS risotto i would implode with such force i would pull the fabric of reality with me and form a black hole that would quickly swallow all of existence with no prior warning or escape
Risotto: the tired father who just wants peace Prosiciutto: Mother with anger issues Ghiaccio: literal spawn of Satan, youngest child with anger issues plays fortnite and has reddit Illuso: the mysterious middle child no one dares to cross Formaggio: The oldest child Who is the light of the family and hangs out with the middle child Melone: Middle child who sneaks in so many guys or girls at night has an undianosed STDs Pesci: The actually youngest who's really sensitive and sleeps with stuffed animals that everyone bullies (if you saw me on another video no you didnt ❤)
The stand could remove an object’s susceptibility to air friction, making it so that anything the user could get their hands on would become a deadly projectile. גומא אוקו
I made a 「Smooth Criminal」as well, but it is an act stand, and it basically starts as, it can nullify the abilities of 1 stand, then it can nullify the effects of all stands in an area, act 3 adds the ability to steal an ability from an effected stand, act 4 steals all the abilities and physical forms of all effected stands
The Nero vine was funny. And the one of Sorbet and Gelato’s double murder (the first two). And Doppio vs. Nero. And Carne as Big Bird. And “WHO SUMMONED ME?!” And “aren’t you a sex offender?”
omg this is my favorite vines collection ever! I laughed at every single one and that's rare. It being a SQUADRA vine collection just makes it like 1000% better. This video is seriously underrated..
hi its been a month since ive first watched this and i want you to know this is one of the absolute best jojo as vines videos there is and i love it so much its like my top fav. every single one of these is perfect. I also want you to know that ever since ive watched this i cant get the vine at 2:10 out of my head
I would like to have a LA squadra spinoff series about them assassinating stand users, plus we could have gotten to see what sorbet and Gelato's stands
oh my god out of jjba vines out there this is absolutely my favorite!!! these are SUPER accurate and most importantly, you REALLY include them ALL even the phf bois uhuhuhu i'm emo now. thank you for this!!!!
Gelato and Sorbet in the anime and manga: *No personality to be seen* Gelato and Sorbet in this video: Two funny guys who fake being gay to make the fandom happy.
1:19 I love this so much, I’m not sure if I’m remembering correctly but isn’t Doppio/Diavolo something like 33 and Risotto is 28? If I’ve got that right, it makes this vine even funnier to me.
and can we talk about how we took two characters whose part in the series is literally just dying and gave them personalities?
no.
@@kakashi8019 thanks rohan
Sorbet is the troll bf and Gelato is the cute gf
They had personalities in the canon series
I mean,illuso described them as fucking psycopaths
Don't forget Carne
I'd like to believe that this is actually how La Squadra acts around each other when they are not killing people
Let this be canon.
Headcanon
diavolo try to kill them but everytime he spy them they act like this and it drive him to kill himself. canon.
same
they're the ultimate found family trope and I take no critisicm
la squadra stans RISE UP
Goblin Girl if you’re not a la squadra stan you’re not valid
Bruno’s team < La *Squad*ra
Sup
*Wassup*
HELL YEA
Wow, a lot of Gelato and Sorbet content for characters only briefly mentioned after being brutally murdered.
4:30 please be risotto PLEASE BE RISOTTO
*four seconds later*
YES
Great minds think alike
Same
It’s obviously Risotto
Oh hell yeah
if it weren’t for the fact it WAS risotto i would implode with such force i would pull the fabric of reality with me and form a black hole that would quickly swallow all of existence with no prior warning or escape
3:53 if anyone's wondering what they said it went like :
Girl : "baby close your eyes"
Guy : "my eyes?"
Thank you
now with this context it made the video 10x funnier
7:38 omg that one is absolutely perfect 😂
This is the best one honestly. You include all the best bois.
I also love that Secco (one good boye) is a dog
I agree strongly
how did doppio just reply to himself. . .
Mercwitha mouth [F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E]
:D
I'm dying at 3:20 like of course cioccolata would and everyone else is like pointedly looking at secco
What's that supposed to mean? >:0
Risotto: the tired father who just wants peace
Prosiciutto: Mother with anger issues
Ghiaccio: literal spawn of Satan, youngest child with anger issues plays fortnite and has reddit
Illuso: the mysterious middle child no one dares to cross
Formaggio: The oldest child Who is the light of the family and hangs out with the middle child
Melone: Middle child who sneaks in so many guys or girls at night has an undianosed STDs
Pesci: The actually youngest who's really sensitive and sleeps with stuffed animals that everyone bullies
(if you saw me on another video no you didnt ❤)
Prosciutto is a Karen
@@illuso9487 yeah probably
8:00 very clever.
On a somewhat-related note a friend and I came up with what the ability of a stand named Smooth Criminal would be
Which is?
The stand could remove an object’s susceptibility to air friction, making it so that anything the user could get their hands on would become a deadly projectile. גומא אוקו
@@AllyOJustice (unironically) OOOOOOOOO.
@@AllyOJustice that's a very interesting ability, but only, if there is enough time to build up speed
I made a 「Smooth Criminal」as well, but it is an act stand, and it basically starts as, it can nullify the abilities of 1 stand, then it can nullify the effects of all stands in an area, act 3 adds the ability to steal an ability from an effected stand, act 4 steals all the abilities and physical forms of all effected stands
Everyone’s talking about Risotto noones talking about my dude 0:44
Nobody talks about my dudes neither 6:11
0:01. I feel like, this should have been Funny Valentine.
It’s Risotto because there is heavy metal in the background and Risotto dresses like an emo metal guy.
@@swargpatel7634 But he's holding an American flag.
Its not just a heavy metal song, It’s literally a Metallica song, Ride the Lightning.
@@perthfarr7383 its Raining Blood by Slayer
Sorbet and Gelato: *dies*
The fandom: LETS PERSONALIZE THEM
Really appreciating all the Unità Speciale in here
As well as PHF characters that's awesome
8:24 i need someone to actually draw risotto doing this, it would be such a blessing
Risotto and Prosciutto being the squad parents was something i never thought i needed
0:38
When your homunculus stand grows up to be a dissapointment
6:35 C A N O N
this is so beautiful, la squadra are my favs from this series and you even included the narcotics team... i'm so happy
Zucchero and Sale both being in cars did it for me.
The amount of Sorbet and Gelato content here butters my buns 👌💗
Most Sorbet & Gelato stuff could've been Squalo & Tiziano
istg tiziano and squalo certainly haven’t gotten enough love-
There is barely anything with Gelato and Sorbet - let them exist ;-;
@@angryitalianelsabootleg1829 Yes
@@angryitalianelsabootleg1829 but the only reason they exist is to die, so let's give love to squalo and Tiziano
Who are the gayer couple: Gelato and Sorbet or Squalo and Tiziano?
G&S bc it was confirmed as canon by good old Araki
@@argpalauanbruh but they didnt have a hole scene of touching each other bodys
@@untip0rand0m31 wasn't the only time gelato and sorbet were shown not touching each other was when gelato was restrained
B O T H
Both is good.
0:38
when you've failed at parenting your homunculus and he starts talking back to you
4:06 and 4:14 are exactly how I expected the videos about Melone to be
The Nero vine was funny. And the one of Sorbet and Gelato’s double murder (the first two). And Doppio vs. Nero. And Carne as Big Bird. And “WHO SUMMONED ME?!” And “aren’t you a sex offender?”
3:16 Proscuitto would never betray his little bro’s trust like that
6:46 damn that was a deleted scene 😭
Formaggio: HEY LITTLE KITTY WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
Formaggio: I'm gonna do some majic
Illuso: Music?Formaggio,This is *talent* show.
*Roasteddddddddddd*
Yes I'm
I'm keeping that
The risotto memes are accurate af
omg this is my favorite vines collection ever! I laughed at every single one and that's rare. It being a SQUADRA vine collection just makes it like 1000% better. This video is seriously underrated..
4:42 should be Secco lol
:,0
6:46
Hey kid, want some blades?
NO, BLADES ARE FOR SKATIN', YA DINGUS.
*white album noises* Kinda snowy.
also 'Ryaaaan' @ 0:13 is so frickin accurate!
Purple Haze feedback memes? I didn't know you were this powerful.
4:05
*" This chicken is almost AS JUICY as my ASS. "*
holy shit, Feedback memes! I need more of them!
Diana go go has like a whole video of Feedback vines
@@Problem_Childfrfr oh yeah, the sketchy memes. They are awesome!
8:07
This one had me dead for some reason.
The carne one was too advanced™️
All of these are so accurate! Lmao good job
This one takes the prize for best, most chaotic personalities for everyone. Loving the Sorbet and Gelato content!!
hi its been a month since ive first watched this and i want you to know this is one of the absolute best jojo as vines videos there is and i love it so much its like my top fav. every single one of these is perfect. I also want you to know that ever since ive watched this i cant get the vine at 2:10 out of my head
Melone was so cannon honestly
I love it 👌
Sorbet is the pointy gay and Gelato is the soft gay
I didn’t realize this was part 5 villains only so when I saw the first one I was like ain’t this Valentine ?
If it isn't spécial sqadra, for the first one, i think funny valentine would have been perfect😂😂
I would like to have a LA squadra spinoff series about them assassinating stand users, plus we could have gotten to see what sorbet and Gelato's stands
This video perfectly captures the energy of every character it represents
So many of these vines give me a "Sorbet and Gelato are Ghiaccio's dads" vibe and, I mean, yeah. Not projecting my headcanon onto this or anything--
These are amazing and sooo accurate! I loved every one! Thank you for making this omg
oh my god out of jjba vines out there this is absolutely my favorite!!! these are SUPER accurate and most importantly, you REALLY include them ALL even the phf bois uhuhuhu i'm emo now. thank you for this!!!!
I DIED AT THE MASSIMO VOLPE ONE
i love this compilation, and i appreciate the amount of Doppio Content™
5:55 oh yes, purple haze feedback memes
"escuza me go fukka yursellffe" is definitely something Prosciutto would say to Formaggio and Pesci.
You included the narcotics team, you deserve a life time of blessed duwangs
La squadra simps come get ur food~
7:44 I’m fucking dead 😂
2:41 very accurate
doppio isnt a villain, but he trusts diavolo who is, he doesnt know what he is doing is wrong
The fact that 50% of this are my boys Sorbet & Gelato gives me oxygen
6:58 ay risotto can be my daddy too
3:11 Prosciutto aniki is the best aniki for Pesci
ITS SO ACCURATE IM CRYING
1:34 he acually looks like a Jojo villain.
What is the name of his Stand?
I feel like the first one should have been valentine
This is for Part 5 antagonists, though. Although yeah, it does fit Valentine.
Made a time stamp for 00:37 for research purposes
DI MOLTO!!!!!!
I now have both JoJo’s and Griffin McElroy in the same video
All you really need tbh
almost every character in jojo is meme material
Not pesci laughing his face of when saying wake up sleepy head to prosciutto and 2 seconds later Risotto just appears XD
1:19 the shriek I let out--
My favorites😂
0:37
3:04
5:45
Yranny Brando what's the song at 0:38 please ?
【Sabley•Art】 ʕ•̫͡•ʔ buy you a drank- t pain
0:27 Wait, was Cioccolata one of the ones Diavolo sent to kill them?
Yeah, in the clip where they're getting killed, you can see his shadow.
Yep! And if you look closely at that particular scene where it happens, you’d also be able to see Secco holding a camera
Gelato and Sorbet in the anime and manga: *No personality to be seen*
Gelato and Sorbet in this video: Two funny guys who fake being gay to make the fandom happy.
Your hardwork is highly appreciated, thank you.
ok this shits hilarious and now i wanna draw some of this stuff
Same here lol.
This is so awesome, bless you for making this!! ❤
I love you for including Sorbet and Gelato
The last one is terrifying accurate
I love you for this op
1:19 I love this so much, I’m not sure if I’m remembering correctly but isn’t Doppio/Diavolo something like 33 and Risotto is 28? If I’ve got that right, it makes this vine even funnier to me.
I can't believe you didn't make the first one about funny valentine. Good shit tho
Nobody:
Me: - Stifling my laughter so my cat wont wake up because he’s sleeping on me -
HOLY SHIT GHIACCIO AND 6:46 IS FUCKING PERFECT
Doppio is older than Risotto
3:04 lol
8:00 my fav
Same
First one is Valentine. Very Valentine
Me: sees the very first vine 😌
Me: sees second one “why is that me?”
4:44 is the best one💅
Tbh.. I think I like la squadra more than passione, just a little bit
the last one is me one episode into jojo
KSJANWKW FORMI AND THE CAT
This video is at 666 likes and I got unreasonably happy about that
i was not expecting gavin free, wtf
6:54 Risotto is a dilf confirmed??!?
@PterodactylPerson LMFAOOO PLSS To a bunch of bastard children..
Ok why the fuck did he just go through his pantry to name all of these fools