TYPES OF SHOPKEEPERS
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Types of Shopkeepers!
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Random teenage boy: *wears puffer jacket and a hat*
Everyone over the age of 40: "wait, that's illegal"
Anushman even stepping into a shop looking like that is a crime
@@janimize-3066 I was wearing tracksuit bottoms a D2 hat and a puffer jacket and I was buying a coke and some dickhead security guard was following me looking like I just killed someone.
@PexEU what you callin me a drug dealer
@@spectz5943 bruv this happens to me all the time on the train these old people keep staring at me and think:"well he's quite young and wearing a puffer jacket, he's definitely in a gang"
Anushman word man it pisses me off
“Don’t think cus I’m 14 I won’t scrap ya up chavvyboi” 😂😂😂
LOL LMFAO THE GIRL SAYING BOXER LITTERALLY HAPPENED TO ME A 8 YEAR OLD SAID HER COUSIN WAS GONNA BEAT ME UP LOL HE DIDNT EVEN WANT THE BEEF LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Bloc_Wolfiez there’s no way your old enough to have a job when you type like that
@@reecessetpieces3192 lmao
@@reecessetpieces3192 I mean, clearly you saw me typing when i was in that state. I don't have to type intelligently all the time, and will not. Simple. Don't criticise me based on my typing very much. :D
@@reecessetpieces3192 So you seem like you're trying to start some kind of internet altercation so you clearly *dont* have a job.. :/
I'm Simple:
I see 'The Nonce', I click.
Violated lmao
Ayy
Lmao
Lmaoo
Same he's amazing
Going thru mental health problems and still posting what a legend. Hope all the best for you❤️
A true legend
Did I ask
Darragh Donnelly bruv your literally sounding like a year 8 girl
Darragh Donnelly Fuck off, he left a nice comment and you then send a negative reply towards him when he’s just trying to be nice to one of his favourite RUclipsrs
EllisRh did I ask tho 😂
Anyone else notice that Johnny looks and acts just like Eggsy from Kingsman?
I see that
Kinda
Literally thought this for 1 to 2 years mad
I was literally just about to say loool
He is
Types of people in an argument:
The Karen.
The your mum' er.
I Am Kas the Karen
Manu Turgoose lol
Oh shut up
@@manuturgoose1716 are u a long lost relative? XD
We have the same last name
@@manuturgoose1716 were not in America
OMG HES SOOOOO UNDERRATED HES SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE LIKE 2 mil I swear
so true
not really
Yeetus Deletus that is your opinion :)
So true
I mean not really all he does us "pretend" to be a nonce (still to be proven if this is really an act)
Loving the inbetweeneers “Like looking at little girls do ya?”
Get me cousin on you said the Neeks say drinking in the street
Omg iconic
Is that like the first time you watched the Inbetweeners
@@harrisonmilner7394 Brother*
@@harrisonmilner7394 m
Guess who's back... back again... Johnny's back... tell a friend.
I wanna like but it would b a sin
Guess whose back guess whose back guess whose back
Johnny's back!
@@dontpressonmyprofilepic5497 wut?
@@chatterfox9304 what hapoend to him was it the invisiline
Appreciation to Johnny for uploading as he’s shared how things are tough for him in recent times and how RUclips does put a strain on him mentally ! 🙏 Big up Johnny for driving through and producing top content as always💯
Also Johnny if you see this take time off your mental well being and own comfort is far more important
Gg
“Like looking at little girls do ya”
Inbetweeners 😂😂
He's gotten loads of people through hard times he deserves as long a break as he wants
9 years later....
His bank account won't agree
@@Inkognito-ts4to he's okay for money
At least only 2
No one :
Johnny: making g stars feel better ( g demz)
brooklyn wilde lmfao
brooklyn wilde broskigstar
That's the spirit broski famalam g demz
No one:
Johnny Carey: "Riiiiigggghhhhhhtttttt."
Riiiiiiiighhhh TTTTT
Their always calling cousins, older brother’s or uncle’s 🤣😂
“Be careful Dave he’s getting aggressive I’d call the police if I was you” then instigators are the biggest pricks 😂😂 Legend
Yo
the first one, he definitely watched “this is england”
CiArAn TM 😂😂😂🇬🇧
It's a good movie
init
He didn’t it’s exactly like that but ok
And a bit of the inbetweeners
Me: Board AF About to lose my mind
Johnny Carey:Allow me to introduce myself
Me:The chosen one has arrived...
*bored ffs
Lewinater 27 lol but true
clementedwards1 ikr
This comment is so cringy like why
@@Waseemmmm *_Ikr, cringy comments like these always get many likes..._*
It’s just annoying how you haven’t got 1 million + subscribers.
and I mean that
we need to get him to 1m before the end of quarantine
frog manz alie
frog manz he will soon
he does youtube just hasn't updated yet
In my Tesco’s there is a shopkeeper who goes around the shop and holds kids hands.
excuse me? 😂
😂😂🤣🤣 jeez
@SuperJam Tesco is in uk
@@shadiee928 he means the address or the city
Thats a bit dodgy ngl lmao
"nickin dust caps off a rolls royce" 😂😂
i was just thinking “where he gone”
BM16 i do but uno
Johnny needs 1 mill before quarantine is over come on let’s help him out
True
The NDL send our regards.
Tru dat
niko defence leausge
Niko ominala
Ndl?
@@sg3w437 nico defence league
Yo isn’t it dead weird that all the characters in his skits look exactly like Johnny😂😱🤯. Edit: OMG Thanks for the likes 😂❤️
Yh I wonder why??😂😂
Ano man it’s mad
Ya ino
They all look like him, he must have so many twins
BRO I NEVER REALISED
No one:
Johnny: Making everyone’s quarantine better
Tom u copy and paste that off every video don’t u
Gordon Ramsay init like tf
Anonymous ? Hah ikr
Adam Davison relax yourself.... *mug*
Types of nonces 😂😂😂 there was a how to be a nonce but never types of nonces😅😅😅 like so Johnny can see
He has
Has he?
Rico Santos no he hasn’t
Rico Santos check Johnny's channel ur not gonna find types of nonces
Ismail Bayoko it’s how to be a nonce forgot what it was called
3:22 love the inbetweeners reference
Types of people during lunch/break time
The people who read
The people who cut the que
The people who fight
The neeky big group of boys
The noncey teacher
Im the one who always read a few times I missed lunch bc I've lost me self in a book
hey johnny if you ever need time off just take it you don’t need to give us a reason why just go if you want ❤️👊👊 #KezzaArmy
Big man divok
The profile pic is hurting me I'm a spurs fan😭😂
@@tayyrico I'm so sorry
Alexander Hansford u mean big man kovid and u a fan of noashnoah
@@generalgrievous4814 ye a bit are u
Hope you are ok johnny dont let these hard times break you down
king fjj2000 whats wrong with him
Break*
karam Toor he$ $1ck
Ü looks like Something wdym sick whats his sickness
Honestly idk 😐
'My old mans been to jail twice! Once for claiming benefits falsely, and the other for nicking hubcaps off a Rolls Royce"
HAHAHHAHA
Stay strong bro, you deserved the break. Have as many as you want, mental health is really important
not_Void what happened to him
Courty1965 F i think his girlfriend left him
Abdul Butt stop bro just let him keep it to himself
@@Thetopwafflersomething he doesn't want to tell us, which I respect. Love Johnny, but sometimes you just gotta take a break.
Johnny is the only guy that could have a lengthy break and then come back with a banger love the content keep up the good work and try not to get down people look up to you and your quality videos
daniel boy true
daniel boy true
Match personality types to certain things eg: trims, fashion, area people live that sorter stuff
Btec Joe weller
As soon as he said young girls I just knew what is coming 😂😂😂
Bro this I can actually relate to. My dad is a shop keeper and these Y7 wannabe roadmen came into the shop and took energy drinks and crisps and as they were running away the police showed up and their parents had to pay back for the shops damage 😂🤦🏾♂️
I can automatically tell you’re not lying because looks at your name! Your dad is called like rakesh or sometin
How Pow I’m dead 😂😂😂
How Pow bro
How Pow that’s offensive but true 😂
It just didnt happen tho did it mate
YEAR 7 FIGHTS VS 11 FIGHTS
Like so Johnny can see
👇👇👇
Danial Ali yes
He’s done it
Danial Ali it’s been done
@@idrisahmed5094 it hasn't
Danial Ali look it up on his channel
So glad Johnny's back :)
LittleLouis Subscribe to me I do rap\grime I’m from Birmingham 16 years old
LTanz fuck off
LTanz self promoting prick
Honestly take as long as you need
Also I would never leave your channel
It’s way to good thanks for uploading
Ye nice 1
I’m so happy Johnny is back I was dying without his amazing videos
Types of kids in detention
Like so he can see
He's done that already
14:55
cameron bathie there comment was 3 months ago go neek
@@10ksubsswithnovids he did that video before that neek
Do u even know what neek means
3:07 was that an inbetweeners reference 😂
I remember that episode. It was Will's birthday
It was the bunk off episode
It’s fine, don’t apologise, take as long as you need!😂😂
What happened
hard-core gooner idk
Hope you’re alright love the vids keep the up good work 💪🏻❤️
*”I’m just giving him a talk! Eh eh...”*
Been amazing to see you grow over the years mate. You have always been so motivated which has blown my mind as for years youve been consistent. Keep smashing the videos x
We need different types of entitled parents johnny!!!
Trueeee
Theres not enough different types tho
@@guy2655 there is:
.The one that loves calling the manager
.the one that always say says my child needs its more than u do
.and the best one, the nonce
Sees Johnny carey video
Me:clicks within 10 seconds
Reletable
@@magswalsh9809 Ik I got the YT notification halfway through the video
Mags Walsh 🤣🤣
D77N how about clicking instantly?
@@em8568 I would've I refreshed at 7 and it came up as 5 seconds ago
Yo let's get Johnny to 1 million subscribers before the end off lockdown
I love it when Johnny gets pissed ❤️😂
U don’t need to upload every week mate ur England’s best RUclipsr
@Jxy HvH nah jc
So true
@Jxy HvH tgfbro have realised the success of This Country and are trying (and failing) to replicate their style of comedy which is pretty scummy that they can't even be original.
The best UK RUclipsr is obviously Callum's Corner.
I say ksi first sdmn then jhon
Whatever It Takes this ain't original
This thumbnail triggered me.. that shopkeeper smile.
Hope u r okay make sure u just try and stay happy and keep making quality content
shop keeper:let's go in the backroom.....
also shop keeper:THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
Remember to take a break when you always need to sometimes you have to because so life gets overwhelming 💞 mental health is more important than your weekly RUclips uploads
True
Hey bro,really glad your back to work.I was worrying about you when you weren’t uploading but you no what it is what it is so I hope your doing ok 👌 Also don’t let these hard times brake you down your an amazing RUclips and do great content.Keep it up bro
Nathan Ninja no you weren’t
@@FBI-wc9ok shut up u twat
@@kieranrbyt4142 😁
Nathan Ninja my g
Hey Johnny carey types of people on rides the scared one the one who throws up on you the nonce who is looking at kids the one who is really loud
U forgot about the guy whos just pure nice nd gives u a caramel freddo
Hope ur alright broski g star, all your supporters are here for u brodem
The most underrated youtuber out straight
Calum Brady agreed
True
Hope he’s not depressed stay strong Johnny
I don't let my personal life mix with RUclips
Johnny:tells us about how he lost his virginity
Cal Flood 😂😂😂
Cal flood so true
It's funny and all that but I wonder if he broke up with is gf
@@jamesladley1677 that's wht came to my mind
@@jamie-leighsidle it's weird tho innit cuz I cant see johney and her arguing
Comment Section
44% suggestions for videos
1% these
5% hate comments
50% hope you get well soon or something
True
Never seen a hate comment tbh
is he okay?
@@chilizhyper7155 u dumb
Make an E
I laughed so hard at the twist at the end 😂😂😂😂😂
Johnny Carey is literlly a legend y tf is his channel not on like 10M ❌🧢
Because he does old style videos, hes good at what he does but its not the type of content that gains subs
@@goneghosted2663 true but still hes a legend
Not even 1 mil
zyro Jc no only deserves 1mil
6:19 lmaoo Johnny Mandem do more like this
this guy makes everything so extra 😂
The final one is my fucking entire life and i just don’t know why. Even when i was 12, 13, 14 it never fucking ends.
The NDL send our regards... not about that stupid prank, but about your personal struggles. Whatever you're going through, nobody deserves to struggle with something that deteriorates their mental health to the point where they find it hard to continue doing what they love. Stay strong Johnny, and please keep making videos for us. Cheers :)
Johnny do more story times they’re really funny
Hey Johnny carey types of people on rides
Why does ‘The Nonce’ make me laugh so much? 😂😂😂
Relate to the last one! Me and my friend were in a small Tesco and the security guy was following us down every isle, picking up random items on the shelf, looking at them and then putting them back😭took the piss! Also would love to see types of people on a night out! I miss going out mann!
Hope you're okay now Johnny! Great to see you back! Stay strong broski!
When he said hey that’s not nice I literally almost cried for some reason I felt so bad for him
it’s good to see you back your so strong don’t worry if u need to take time out we’re always going to be here
Guess who's back back again Johnny's back tell a friend before he's gone again
Radical
You don’t know why he was gone
@@vanhouten1853 ik but I'm trying to lighten up the mood ya know
I’ve been looking forward to this day for the longest time
r u real gordon
1= types of people at Nandos? 2=things we’ve all done on holiday 3=types of people at the airport. Johnny hope u feel better soon bruv the vid was sick
My favourite kind of shopkeeper who lets you off for something
Underrated legend hope you feel better mate🙌🏼
Big up Johnny back stronger 💪
Yay I'm so excited I love your channel get Johnny carey 1M subs
The shop keepers who stare at you make you want to steal cause they take the piss.
When you’re so early that you get the video notification halfway through watching the video😂
bro even though we don’t know what’s going on in ur personal life we’re 100% here for you and always supporting you🙏❤️
Keep your head up Johnny your an inspiration to your viewers
I absolutely love the pervey character you play it so well and everyone has that creeper in their life
The thumbnail was a banger I’m proud of u John boy 😂😂
Been watching you for years now you never fail to make me laugh, keep going 🌟
Much respect Johnny, personal problems and you still manage to entertain us. I'll always view your videos, they're amazing!
“Theres a will, theres a way” 😂
The shopkeeper one where they follow you is so true me and my girlfriend walked around a shop and they followed us and as soon as we left some other people walked out with us who where adults and the alarms on the doors went off and we got called back not the adults and my girlfriend had an empty bag and he kept checking it and found nothing. It’s so annoying 😂
The photoshop for the thumbnail is splendid
When there’s a will there’s a way.
My mans quoting wilkos
Head up Johnny lad u av dis whole fanbase behind u and we wish u all the support cos ur having a hard time at the moment
Big up Jonny, don’t worry about us right now, clear your head bro, we will always be hear bro
Grammar sucks
Next time the nonce is on, can the guy say "I'm not gay".
The Nonce: Accuses him of a homophobe.
Good idea
Inbertweeners 😂
Has anyone realised he beeps out swear words now
Evolving hell get demonetised probably
Ruined the video
0:36
I hope your okay, take as much time as you need 💗
Imagine that was actually Johnny's piss lol