The shirt said: "woah there, didn't think id acc tease the merch yet did you? either way now that you've taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like cheers x for real tho merch coming soon.." Thanks Johnny :)
Imagine like genuinely being a substitute that saw a crippled student being pissed on That would be a mental story to tell other classes you have to subtitute
the biggest lie my teacher ever told was that someone threw a lunch box at her.. hit the delete button on her laptop which deleted all her files on her laptop.. and she started crying... i swear to god im not even joking thats what she said...
Types of People at theme parks!! The one that throws up after the ride The one that is to scared of the ride The one that goes to try find some lasses aka gedem peedem The nonce that stares at kids LIKE SO JOHNNY CAN SEE IT!!
You need to do types of teachers part 3 including: . The one that punishes the whole class because of one kid . The chill teacher that everyone loves . The head of year who shouts at someone because they did something that wouldnt even result in a warning . The one that is mad strict on talking and that . The one that goes 'are you flirting or something?' when a boy talks to a girl . The teacher that is g's with the roadman students
The shit thing the sub teacher shows us the sitting plan before the lesson started but they don’t know what we look like bc we don’t have photos yet and the staff room excuse 😂😂😂
My teachers always tell me lies like that Declan don't rock on that chair I once heard of this boy who fell out the window cause he was rocking on his chair
In year 5 my teacher made the same old ‘swinging back on chair’ story but the geezer had a fit and as soon as he mentioned the fit I started laughing because I thought that was funny in year 5
*Naaa the sub wiv the seating plan is a mad one uknow. At my school we always thought they didn’t know the seating plan, next thing u know, the teacher already has it on the computer.* 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
the leaning back one is actually true for me a kid in my class fell of their chair swinging on it and the pencil he was holding got stuck in his ear and barely skimmed his brain. he is alive and healthy he got surgery and everything went smoothly
It took me so long to see the “preview” of the merch and If your wondering all it say is ”woah there, didn’t think Id acc tease the merch yet did you? Either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause, you might as well give this video a like. Cheers x For real tho merch is coming soon...”
The shirt said “woah there, didn’t think I’d acc tease the merch yet did you? either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like. cheers x for the real merch coming soon...”
I taken the time to tell you what the merch says, I opened my PC just to get enough frames and to pause it on the right frame, the merch says the following “woah there, didnt think id acc tease the merch yet did you? either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like. Cheers x for real tho merch coming soon...” Plz like this comment u don’t even know how long it took me to get this “merch” in one frame. I hate u Johnny😂💪
Bruv literally paused it on the march part And it wasn’t even the merchandise it just said whoa there you didn’t actually think I’d acc tease the merchandise yet did you
Types of people on rides 1 the annoying scared one 2 the nonce looking at kids 3 the one who passes out 4 the one who throws up on you 5 like so Johnny can see
They always say to us girls take your earring out because you don't wanna end up like this girl who fell over and cut her ear open 🙄 And don't swing on your chair you will crack ur head open
Do types of sunday league players 1. The roadman that brings all his boys to watch 2. The geezer that always gets in scraps 3. The nitty that comes to the games high or pissed 4. The nonce that watches the games
Woah there, you didn’t think I’d acc tease the merch yet did you? Either way now that you’ve taken your time to pause you might aswell give this video a like. Cheers x For real tho merch coming soon…
Nah the earlier you start studying the more chance you have to pass I’m in yr 9 and I’m teaching myself to code, I make myself finish a different 500 page book at least every week and I revise all my subjects thoroughly.......what can I say I want to be a millionaire
Well If you go to school in England or even the UK no shit you gonna have a seating plan also in most schools you have a seating plan so its not that surprising that u have one 😑😑😧
The chair one 😂😂😂 it's either the kid craked his head open or the chairs cost 90 quid each that story happens in my class everyday. 😂😂😂. Great vid johnny
Johnny Carey: 23 second intro
Everybody liked that
Yup
What does he say in the intro - hello everyone.......
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@@tommyodonnell4826 what else is he supposed to say
We love it x
Anyone else’s teacher used to say they would “check” the cameras when you done something?
Innit
Same here
Nah mine actually did check the camera
my teachers say that but never do wanna know why? well because apparently there all fake
Theres cameras at ur school 😹
When teachers in primary skwl acted like SATS are more important than A levels.
Imran DP ikr
My maths teacher said to us "11+ exams are the most important exams of your life" and I looked at him like "What the f*** are you on about"
my teacher did that
Fr tho
Lol that was such a mood x
Can we just appreciate that he actually fell by swinging his chair for this video
Innit he so invested in his vids
Innit
Innit
Innit
"Innit"
the guy who fell down and cracked his head open...is johnny carey
I knew someone who actually cracked her head in primary I literally sat next to her there was blood everywhere
@@suckyamudda1 finally someone who isn’t actually lying!
@@emmyyooo5760 is this sarcasm or nah?
@@suckyamudda1 AWWW is she okay...I really hope so?
@@emmyyooo5760 haha
That one kid who cracked his head open is probs a robot student
Stfu you have a pickaxe from fortnite for a pfp
Dark Ghost so toxic why ?
Dark Ghost have you need your videos 😂😂
Sam Akin exactly just enjoy the fucking video
Lmao i just remembered when teachers said that 🤣
I love how, he's invested in a wig, not just a t-shirt. 😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: Omg 800 plus like, thank you everyone, feels good
The t-shirt was jokes though
That’s what 1 mil subs gets you
@@bradw9863 yeah!
1 million thingz bruv
OH MY GOD, HE LIKED IT, THANKS SO MUCH, I AM SO HAPPY
I think Johnny’s videos are better with him wearing his T-shirt as hair than a wig
Like if u agree
100% percent
Nope
Doesn't matter
I agree more comical x
Don’t forget to hit the like button GDEMS
damn, now he’s hit a milly hes has to upgrade, he’s got a wig now
He can’t even put it on properly shoulda stuck to the t shirt
Hahaha true x
R.I.P THE T-SHIRT THAT WAS A CLASSIC !! 😡😡
The supply that knows the seating plan is so pisstaking
Ikr
Innit
i have a teacher who gives the supple the seating plan
ive seen the sheet of the seating plan on the supplies desk
it makes me cringe
i had a supply today who actually knew the seating plan today
It is
The shirt said:
"woah there, didn't think id acc tease the merch yet did you?
either way now that you've taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like
cheers x
for real tho merch coming soon.."
Thanks Johnny :)
Lol just put on 0.25x then keep pausing 🤣
@@oliversliveonyt1232 yep 😂
@Tyler Parker i dont play it anymore just cant be bothered to change pfpf
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Saim
Yoooo, it feels weird when he doesn't wear a *t-shirt for the hair* instead anymore..
ik right
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83 years ago 😂
how.......
@@purplll6126 stfu
of coure Johnny somehow made someone swinging back on their chair and a nonce related!!!!! I'm dead
🤣🤣
This was the thing we didn’t k ow we wanted but needed
Me: laying back on chair
Teacher: Tells a whole essay about someone who cracked there head open
Fully😂
Same
Innit
Talk about it
Ikr
When ur so early there is no funny comments and just bots
lool
Yep
Indeed
Mon eh hoops 🍀🍀🇮🇪🇮🇪
Yep
2 Million by next summer ?
cmon KEZZA ARMY
Johnny: I can’t feel my legs call the ambulance or school nurse
School nurse: we’ll put a plaster on and you’ll be fine
*or a cold paper towel
U mean ice pack
Cold compress all whatever they call it
Johnny, you’re the most underrated RUclips I’ve ever seen, I can’t wait to see you pop off in the future, absolute legend bruv👌🏼
Tbh my teachers never trusted our forms so she genuinely gave every sub the seating plan
Same
Teachers know now cause seating plan has turned into track and trace 😤😤🥊
Imagine like genuinely being a substitute that saw a crippled student being pissed on
That would be a mental story to tell other classes you have to subtitute
Johnny put a dent in his wall when he fell back 😂😂😂😂
“Well this is embarrassing” I have never laughed so much 😂😂😂
This guy is a legend how far he’s come
This man left school like 6 years and he’s still making this
And he is spot on 😂
The system never changes we are all cogs in a wheel
Because 99% of his fans are still in school
True
its cos we can all relate
the biggest lie my teacher ever told was that someone threw a lunch box at her.. hit the delete button on her laptop which deleted all her files on her laptop.. and she started crying...
i swear to god im not even joking thats what she said...
wtf
what does that fuckin story have to do with school
lol
Aha
Tf does ur teacher think u were born yesterday
Love the look of that merchandise lol
I remember year 1 when someone swung and ACTUALLY cracked their head open lmao
I got another one
“ It’s not a test, just an assessment...”
anyone realised that he bought a wig now and not a shirt the shirt looked sick
Types of People at theme parks!!
The one that throws up after the ride
The one that is to scared of the ride
The one that goes to try find some lasses aka gedem peedem
The nonce that stares at kids
LIKE SO JOHNNY CAN SEE IT!!
Your a fucking legend man, I love you so much.
You need to do types of teachers part 3 including:
. The one that punishes the whole class because of one kid
. The chill teacher that everyone loves
. The head of year who shouts at someone because they did something that wouldnt even result in a warning
. The one that is mad strict on talking and that
. The one that goes 'are you flirting or something?' when a boy talks to a girl
. The teacher that is g's with the roadman students
Did anyone else do something like shout "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" when the nonce went through the door😂
The shit thing the sub teacher shows us the sitting plan before the lesson started but they don’t know what we look like bc we don’t have photos yet and the staff room excuse 😂😂😂
The funniest thing is that I actually had a substitute teacher today lol 😂
It was nice meeting u johnny like this so he can see
Loving this video nicely done Johnny
Just realised I was swinging on my chair whilst I was watching the entire video
When you actually know someone who got permanent brain damage from swinging on a chair.
The funny thing is that this happened at my school and I saw him crying in his car
1:57 I was thinking John smith as well 😂
Best skits ever 😂😂😂
Love how he fell of his chair and he put a hole in his wall
Wait what
Not even started and we all know there’s gonna be the one with the kid who cracked their head open💀💀
Ye
1:39 I've actually fallen off my chair while swinging multiple times and nothing happens at all.. LOL.
My brother actually cracked his head open
I did it and first grade and it was so embarrassing
Johnny that must of still hurt bad
That one geezer that swung back on his chair and cracked his head open was me😂 9 years ago, still have that bump 😂😂😂
My teachers always tell me lies like that
Declan don't rock on that chair I once heard of this boy who fell out the window cause he was rocking on his chair
Omfg almost all the comments are flipping bots ffs
Among us on top
Ur right, I'm replying to one right now
Btw I'm joking
In year 5 my teacher made the same old ‘swinging back on chair’ story but the geezer had a fit and as soon as he mentioned the fit I started laughing because I thought that was funny in year 5
Man said four legs 😂😂
*Naaa the sub wiv the seating plan is a mad one uknow. At my school we always thought they didn’t know the seating plan, next thing u know, the teacher already has it on the computer.* 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
the leaning back one is actually true for me a kid in my class fell of their chair swinging on it and the pencil he was holding got stuck in his ear and barely skimmed his brain. he is alive and healthy he got surgery and everything went smoothly
skimmed his brain? jesus christ
It’s funny how he has made a career by talking to his self
At least he has one, unlike you. Fortnite kid.
Gabriel Martinelli calm down what did he do to you
@@gabrielmartinelli7698 man you must have a sad life i feel sorry for you
Gabriel Martinelli Stfu you Arsenal fan
Gabriel has ur parents took u to anger management
It took me so long to see the “preview” of the merch and If your wondering all it say is
”woah there, didn’t think Id acc tease the merch yet did you?
Either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause, you might as well give this video a like.
Cheers x
For real tho merch is coming soon...”
Love the new merch 👏 top quality
He had to bring in the nonce in the first bit 😂
The shirt said “woah there, didn’t think I’d acc tease the merch yet did you? either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like. cheers x for the real merch coming soon...”
Gdems pdems pudding and pie I'm gonna
Pee on a student tonight 😂
When some apparently died by swinging on their chair
My fave youtuber atm
Congrats on a mill
Just to save u time, he doesn’t actually tease the merch.
Well to late bow
that’s not why we watch it
Even put the playback speed 0.25 x 😂😂😂
Daniel Murphy it’s to save you the time of trying to pause the vid to see the merch
@@ljfrang0686 it takes 5 seconds but k
I taken the time to tell you what the merch says, I opened my PC just to get enough frames and to pause it on the right frame, the merch says the following “woah there, didnt think id acc tease the merch yet did you?
either way now that you’ve taken the time to pause you might aswell give this video a like.
Cheers x
for real tho merch coming soon...”
Plz like this comment u don’t even know how long it took me to get this “merch” in one frame. I hate u Johnny😂💪
What I did was put it on 0.25x speed then kept pausing it and un pausing it I died when I saw what it acctually ssid
Said
Petition for Johnny to change back to shorts as hair for the girl characters
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Who remembers Jone Smith from 'I am number four'
Nice blue Calvin klien boxers😂😂
I was actually in a class with a kid in science who fell off his chair and had to get stitches in his head because he hit his head on a table lol
My cousin actually cracked his head open. Lmao
Bruv literally paused it on the march part
And it wasn’t even the merchandise it just said whoa there you didn’t actually think I’d acc tease the merchandise yet did you
Most relatable guy on RUclips what a guy
Yes Johnny keep uploading it gets the whole of yr 8 gassed at school
Types of people on rides
1 the annoying scared one
2 the nonce looking at kids
3 the one who passes out
4 the one who throws up on you
5 like so Johnny can see
he’s commented it guys
Nah, bit too late buddy. Someone beat you to it.
the one who gets peer pressured into it
First thing I think of before watching this is the kid who cracked his head open.
That t shirt on the head will be remembered in our hearts forever
Did anyone notice that he dentied the wall when he fell back on the chair lol 😂
When you’re so early that the comments are just full of bots😐
Stop copying comments
Mickey Brown i was one of the first people to say write that comment when the video came out but alright🙄✌️
@@scarlet7792 one of the first. Exactly
@@thatdudeoverthere5242 lmao what do u want me to do huh🤣
They always say to us girls take your earring out because you don't wanna end up like this girl who fell over and cut her ear open 🙄
And don't swing on your chair you will crack ur head open
Thats true i saw these guys fight and one pulled the earring out and the ear was bleeding
In year 7, my science teacher told me that he fell back on his chair and fell into a fireplace but it was actually true
U should kick him in the back aswell
@@degestomak3729 wait what?
@@Reecew1234 I said u should kick him in the back
@@degestomak3729 But why?
@@Reecew1234make his back better u muppet
Genuinely I love your videos u make my day when u upload
Love how the student comes back and hits the teacher lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everyone who’s reading this will succeed in life!
Nope
nightsixninja simp police yes you will
Betroos no thank u
Can we just appreciate how he actually uses wigs now Instead of tshirts for girls🤣
Guess ppl like the t shirts better then😅
T shirts are better
T shirts were better
I prefer the shirts
He fell off his chair for the video I bet it still hurt or he panicked legend
Do types of sunday league players
1. The roadman that brings all his boys to watch
2. The geezer that always gets in scraps
3. The nitty that comes to the games high or pissed
4. The nonce that watches the games
OMFG that merch is fucking sick , everone one needs to pause the vid and see that masterpiece.
Woah there, you didn’t think I’d acc tease the merch yet did you?
Either way now that you’ve taken your time to pause you might aswell give this video a like.
Cheers x
For real tho merch coming soon…
Wow man like Johnny has upped his game he’s actually got a wig instead of a top
its worse
No its not
‘If u fail ur GCSE you won’t have nothing’
Yeh Yeh
My dad failed all his Exams and now he owns an Audi RS4 😂😂😂
You're cool. Keep using that excuse for when you fail.
My dad passed all his GCSE’S and drives a Bentley and Porsche, that’s the difference
@@ethanfram6460 I bet he was a bentley
Nah the earlier you start studying the more chance you have to pass I’m in yr 9 and I’m teaching myself to code, I make myself finish a different 500 page book at least every week and I revise all my subjects thoroughly.......what can I say I want to be a millionaire
Love the merch teaser
This is actually the funniest Johnny Carey video I’ve seen in ages.
I'm actually the geezer who cracked my head open while swinging
@Gary 'Roach' Sanderson lol what a great question lemme guess painful
The thing is in my school they actually have the seating plan 😭
Same
Same
Well If you go to school in England or even the UK no shit you gonna have a seating plan also in most schools you have a seating plan so its not that surprising that u have one 😑😑😧
Johnny broke the shirt has hair trend for girls
*Disliked
The chair one 😂😂😂 it's either the kid craked his head open or the chairs cost 90 quid each that story happens in my class everyday. 😂😂😂. Great vid johnny
Complete madman!!!!
Well, GCSEs are quite important if u want a big job.