I'm pretty sure Neil Breen is actually who he claims to be, a cybernetic space alien from the far reaches of the universe who can bend space and time. I wouldn't be surprised if he's from the same star system as Tommy Wiseau.
Has ANYONE ever asked him what his favourite films are? We know Tommy Wiseau's is Rebel without a Cause, we know Ed Wood's is Citizen Kane...what films speak to Breen??
LISTEN TO ME TYPE LOUDLY ON MY KEYBOARD. I AM CLEARLY NOT MASHING RANDOM KEYS. NOW I NEED TO STOP MASHI- TYPING, I MEAN TYPING, SO I CAN TALK SOME MORE, AS MY BRAIN IS UTTERLY INCAPABLE OF MULTITASKING.
That was literally the same energy as me at 7 years old typing random bullshit into notepad and pretending I'm a professor at Oxford giving an important lecture. I love it. Protect this man please.
According to the film's IMDb trivia page, production on Fateful Findings was briefly halted when, and I quote, "Neil Breen accidentally fired himself when looking in a mirror." I'm convinced that Neil Breen doesn't actually exist, and that his movies are just an experiment made by aliens who don't know what movies are.
I like how every cover has the same picture of Neil. He didn’t even try to make it look slightly different, and that’s why these movies were an automatic 10/10 from the start.
I died. Breen; "I leave it up to the audience to interpret. There could be two meanings to the baby heads." Someone in the audience; "Give us the second one."
Obviously all he’s really implying is that he has no idea and just did it randomly. And for the record, that’s totally fine! He doesn’t need to front and pretend he’s this insightful, artsy director.
And quite possibly the Bird Birdemic universe, after all the corrupt politicians are suppressing green technology development. Clearly this is a prequel to the Bird uprising!
Holy shit you can. That's such a good catch. Probably didn't want him to get too far from the camera so the cops would get involved thinking it was a real incident. God knows Breen most likely NEVER got permits to shoot there.
I believe breenius should define someone who has a contagious level of enthusiasm that drives others to root for them. Synonym would be Naruto's Talk Jutsu
Now I can´t unthink this anymore, I sure hope that someone will have the balls to say that at his funeral to lighten the mood. Feels like a heartwarming situation in my head....
We have to support Neil Breen not just because his art brings so much joy, but because of the way he runs his stuff. All his actors and people behind the scenes get paid and he treats them professionally. It's important for him to be seen as a professional. By supporting Neil Breen, you support a respectful workplace.
@@SweetieCartoons The thing is that the 3 of these directors actually make so bad movies that they are very good in a different way. With Derek Savage it's different, I'd say that his movies aren't as entertaining as The Room or Neil Breen's movies.
14:17 The group reacting to Neil about to spill coffee on his laptop like they’re watching a WWE wrestler about to jump off the top of a ladder is fucking golden
@@louro85 nah, Neil Breen clearly states in interviews that he has made five... legitimate... professional... full-length feature films. And how could you doubt Breen of all people?
I think that this is your most entertaining episode. After I watched it the first time I downloaded it on my phone and watched it so many times that I remember the first 3 minutes word by word.
Cool cat is also a classic, but the cringe-worthy moments of Faithful Finding are so fucking hilarious that I honestly don't know which one I like more.
Mr crazyattire "are you tired of not being able to eat your mayonez while driving? Do you feel weak after squatting for only half an hour? Have no worries, tovarish! Life of Boris will help you find your inner Slav!"
I unironically wanna move to Las Vegas and spend 24/7 on the Strip in the hopes that one day... ONE.... DAY.... I can be an unwitting extra in a Neil Breen film...
I just generally want to move to Vegas. Roommates?
9 месяцев назад
I've lived in Vegas when I Am Here....Now and Fateful Findings were being filmed. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm in either of them as a random extra.
Sosig KS didn’t Tommy quit or something? I hope not, as much as he may have been discouraged by people saying his movie was one of the worst of all time, people still enjoyed it, and it certainly brought joy to our lives.
The sheer amount of Wiseaudom and Breenius in that film would send out psychic waves that would put everyone on earth into a catatonic state where they see nothing but spoons and baby-heads.
Lighting: Neil Breen Casting: Neil Breen Lunch Lady: Neil Breen President: Neil Breen The true force: Neil Breen Just Neil Breen Just Neil Breen Just Neil Breen Just Neil Breen
German here, i can make it a bit funnier for you written out: *Es ist ein kleine wurzellose internationale Clique, die die Völker gegeneinander hetzt! Roughly translated: Its a little, spineless, international Group, that agitates nations against each other!
I'm seriously beginning to believe that Neil is in on the joke, and his pretentiousness is part of it. Neil is almost like the second coming of Andy Kauffman. Almost like how "serious" Andy took the wrestling and Tony Clifton.
Honestly, I think it does bruise his ego a bit to see his films get mocked. But, on the other hand. I think Breen really enjoys this B-movie slock he crams into his films. He appears to be a big fan of this sort of 70s to 80s action movie type cheese.
This has definitely crossed my mind. But the reality is, he is the epitome of narcissistic delusions of grandeur god complex "filmmaker". The other horrible actors even have lines where they LITERALLY tell him how much of a god like figure he is. It's so sad.
the is-he-or-isnt-he-in-on-the-joke debate is one of the most heated threads in the Breen fandom, but one issue that gets overlooked is that if he were so sophisticated that he could knowingly make so-bad-they're-good movies that immediately appeal to an enthusiastic cult audience, why wouldn't he have a more sophisticated enterprise set up to capitalize on the interest in his movies? He apparently does not delegate web design, channel sales, marketing, promotion, communication, distribution, or anything that would help him be more successful and help more people spend money on his films. Apart from being the auteur, he is also the commercial bottleneck that makes actually buying his films totally complicated and far-fetched. When you think about those factors, it makes it slightly less believable that he is the über-troll mastermind that a lot of people think he is.
@Max William Lauf id chastise you for putting neil breen on the same level as 9/11 but honestly i could see someone needing an illogical crutch to deal with the emotional pain that a first viewing of neil breen could inflict.
Glady same thing. Considering that ive only seen this video and these wonderful movies about 10 times each i decided that since it's been RE-uploaded I better watch again. Things might have but probably didnt change. Still glad I did it. Id do it againg and I will do it again. Ill watch breen related stuff all day.
neil breen said that the baby heads in the sand means humanity is in over there heads to the point where they cant escape he said this in a reply to a comment on his crowd funding videos.
I wonder who said that to him, trying to be nice about that scene, just assuming that's what he meant anyway. Because I can't accept he thought that up himself.
@@johnt.campbell316 Neil Breen's mind seems to be far superior than our puny little wallnut brains, surprassing the limits of humanity... Or he's just got a wild but interesting imagination.
"WHAT??? This DAMN piece of garbage?" I absolutely LOVE that man. He gives 1000% with his performance and the movie absolutely does not deserve it. (OR MAYBE IT DOES???)
He's basically the equivalent of the drug dealer in "The Room". What is it with hilariously bad movies and the guy playing the gangster being the only decent actor?
@@rarazalproductions519 It is also insane how after watching The Room, and then watching one of the Breen movies, that the other actors in The Room seem so much better in comparison. It's a contrast between, like, 'bad actors' and just people who aren't actors.
those expressions that gang guy makes though with his mouth are so camp. he looks like some old pentecostal church lady reacting to some gossip with her friends after a church meeting.
As fun as it is to dog on bad films it's still worth remembering that he did in fact make several films. That's much more than I've ever done, and it's awesome that he did it.
"you tell me what you think the budget was" well. my bet is $5 and a sandwich from subway. i figure the camera was an antique, the sandwich was stolen, and the 5$ went towards printing the CD's.
True story: I almost died from laughing at the laptops off the desk scene because I was eating grapes. I seriously choked so hard my wife had to help me live.
dramatic. twisted. dirty, dark, edgy.... it is NOT some trashy channel that deserves demonetization. it is a full-out series of true worth and artistic value.
Sarcasm aside, this man is actually incredible at filmmaking. Anyone with their name in that many credit categories has to do a LOT to succeed. For a man doing films with practically no help, he's a legend.
Well, he's incredible at multitasking. Considering the quality of his films, he's good at doing many things at once, but definitely isn't good at doing most- if not any- of them.
"I can't believe you've done this. I can't believe you killed yourself." - uttered with the passion of someone whose been mildly annoyed. Truly beyond parody.
What if Neil Breen actually learned all this government information but due to his incompetency he just decided that the best way to communicate this to everyone was through his artistic expression
The "suicide" was so convincing that RUclips marked this video containing self harm topics
I can't believe you did this...
RUclips is run by Breenius’s after all.
lol
yea which is bullshit i don't know why but.nobody in the movie commit suicide man. i mean it's not cool youtube it's not cool.
bwahaha
I feel like Neil never actually watched any movies. He just heard what they were and tried it for himself.
*GET THIS COMMENT TO THE TOP*
This is a great take on it but how have his actors also not ever seen another movie before?
I'm pretty sure Neil Breen is actually who he claims to be, a cybernetic space alien from the far reaches of the universe who can bend space and time. I wouldn't be surprised if he's from the same star system as Tommy Wiseau.
Has ANYONE ever asked him what his favourite films are? We know Tommy Wiseau's is Rebel without a Cause, we know Ed Wood's is Citizen Kane...what films speak to Breen??
Like Onision and his Stones To Abbigale book!
'I'm going to continue hacking into these government systems' this is pure gold.
I saw that he has two new movies out.
LISTEN TO ME TYPE LOUDLY ON MY KEYBOARD.
I AM CLEARLY NOT MASHING RANDOM KEYS.
NOW I NEED TO STOP MASHI- TYPING, I MEAN TYPING, SO I CAN TALK SOME MORE, AS MY BRAIN IS UTTERLY INCAPABLE OF MULTITASKING.
That was literally the same energy as me at 7 years old typing random bullshit into notepad and pretending I'm a professor at Oxford giving an important lecture. I love it. Protect this man please.
Neil Breen did the catering too?! So in addition to making the movie, he cooked the food for the whole cast? What a legend! I’m a fan.
'Cooked' as in, handed them all paper plates of dry spinach leaves.
@@maynardburger That or all of the spare cans of tuna that were left after filming
I have a hunch Neil Breen hosts a lot of barbecues.
@@charlesn.2881 definitely, no one can turn down a breenbecue
LMAO
“I can’t believe you’d committed suicide...” is Neil’s version of “I did not hit her!”
I’d like to hear someone explain to the cops how they ended up with blood all over their face after “finding” someone shot in their garage
Someone needs to edit Epstein's face on Jim in that scene.
Anyway how is your sex life?
*I did naht*
“No. That is not true.”
Neil Breen in the movies: Genius hacker
Neil Breen in real life: Can’t figure out how to build a functioning website for people to purchase his films
Is it still that bad?
Neil Breen in real life also (to no one's surprise) barely knows how to talk to people.
He's holding himself back to stop the CIA from tracking him
He’s doing that so only geniuses can watch his movies
to be fair you need to have a really high IQ to watch Neil Breen films
"I can not believe you have commited suicide"
That's the point I lost it at.
He sounds so annoyed versus being sad
I can't believe you committed suicide, not that I care because I have two love interests in one movie.
Breen never figured out Jim’s wife can kill her husband by one shot.
@@ML-iw1fn Not that he cares, he has another love interest to replace her
I remember when I got my late partner's suicide note/text message I reacted the exact same way
"The blood in these films looks surprisingly real."
It probably is real blood.
And real drugs too
@@lukestump3608 then the movie’s budget was higher than I thought
@@HalfbreedTrini And so was the crew...
@@apophis2129 ah ya beat me to it! 😂
He wasted the money on drugs and real blood instead of good actors
Lighting: NONE
Makeup: NONE
Budget: ALMOST NONE
Laptops: STILL BROKEN
Coke: NOT ENOUGH
Story: none
Hotel: TRIVAGO
Lighting: the sun
TWINS: HELL, YEAH!
According to the film's IMDb trivia page, production on Fateful Findings was briefly halted when, and I quote, "Neil Breen accidentally fired himself when looking in a mirror."
I'm convinced that Neil Breen doesn't actually exist, and that his movies are just an experiment made by aliens who don't know what movies are.
maybe the didn't know what chicken tasted like.. and that's why everything tastes like chicken!
He ACCIDENTALLY fired HIMSELF by looking into a MIRROR. Does this man have severe mental problems? Is this story true? Who, or *WHAT* is this man?!
@@ljnchannel2706 I want someone to email him and ask what went down because it's hilarious.
@@flappy7373
You think this is a fucking joke?
The aliens are coming.
And they WILL continue making movies!
Haha wtf
I like how every cover has the same picture of Neil. He didn’t even try to make it look slightly different, and that’s why these movies were an automatic 10/10 from the start.
He’s like the Viper the Rapper of filmmaking
Neil Breen is omnipresent. It is not possible to photograph a different angle of his head.
That scene where Neil Breen is shaking the coffee right above his laptop is more intense than most horror movies today.
By "Locations" he meant his house, and by "Catering" he meant he made everyone lunch.
😂😂
He just handed out cans of tuna to everyone.
I like the idea of Breen making ham sandwiches for everyone
@@arandompasserby7940 ikr. 😊
Breen would never give up his precious tuna. Maybe some canned salmon or mackerel.
One day, he's going to make an unironically good movie and we'll be disappointed.
That will never happen most likely. Which is great, we need to preserve this Breen for years to come.
@Vean Studio You're right, I'm ashamed of myself.
I mean like, according to entropy or something, yeah, it would happen eventually if given enough time.
Like Uwe Boll and Rampage
Disappointed? Why would we be disappointed if he made a good movie?
Gotta love that editing style of making events seem turn based instead of a continuous flowing sequence.
This needs more likes. Good fucking observation for damn real.
Roll a d20 to shoot the damn car full of holes
Neil Weeb
@@hiruharada2650 Neil Breeaboo.
@@genericprotaganist5042 uh... I rolled a 1. Do I just miss the car?
This has a self-harm warning on it now.
It goes to show how convincing and breenuis Breens writing is
I can't believe he committed suicide
@@DanielDangerousHow could he have done this? How could he have committed suicide?
"I'm hungry" *gasps* "I can't wait for dinner"
Brazzers approved dialogue.
And THEN they **FUCKED**
Yeah, I had this feeling that I was watching some sort of weird fetish film.
At least porn actors have an excuse. They're preparing to suck and fuck and that's all anyone watching cares about.
Then I thought Johnny Sins would appear.
When the daughter tells the mother "You killed him" it's so awkward it also looks and sounds like a porno
I died. Breen; "I leave it up to the audience to interpret. There could be two meanings to the baby heads."
Someone in the audience; "Give us the second one."
I think that was Adum. Absolutely hilarious
In a way, it's nice that Breen lets the audience have discussions on his films.
But I have a feeling that he doesn't have his own answers. :3
@@malcolmbeverly8967 I'm honestly wondering whether or not that was him or not I need to know
The guy who yells give us the second one sounds like Adam too. Like I think it was him there telling Breen to give them the second meaning.
Obviously all he’s really implying is that he has no idea and just did it randomly. And for the record, that’s totally fine! He doesn’t need to front and pretend he’s this insightful, artsy director.
Johnny from The Room and Neil Breen clearly share the same cinematic universe because they both mention working at 'the bank'
And quite possibly the Bird Birdemic universe, after all the corrupt politicians are suppressing green technology development.
Clearly this is a prequel to the Bird uprising!
El Carlos DCEU
@@seaniwu Dumb Cinema Extended Universe.
@@luckystriker842 discount cinematic extended universe
Can we appreciate how he's able to make a 2000s "film" look like an 80s movie? pure genius.
Pure Breenius you mean.
Thats called shitty recording equipment
3 breen salad.
don't talk shit about 80s movies
@@cvspvr i will
I love how the White House is actually the US Treasury building.
Nathan Darr that’s not the Treasury building that’s the National Archives
IT'S ART.
Nathan Darr
Social commentary?
Would expect nothing from film Jesus himself lol
Ain't it great?! 🤣😂😅
And the shadow on the columns keeps switching from left to right between closeups.
Middle aged man who's confused by the internet: the movie
Internet Confused and Fascinated by Middle Aged Man: RUclips Original Web Series.
Hey! Adam isn't middle aged.
Sounds gewd!
All of hollywood: "Write that down; write that down!"
Found this at 666 likes
9:00 Baby doll heads in the desert? I don’t know. Why are you asking me? I’m just the writer, director, producer, and lead actor.
and god.
And caterer, locations, etc
Fluffer!
He didn’t put them there. They were already there and thought it was a cool shot. The Hills Have Eyes people were to scared to kill him.
He actually seems like a genuinely nice guy.
Holy shit, if you listen closely at 6:27 you can hear an offscreen Breen shout “Slow Down” to the actor running away in the scene
Holy shit you can. That's such a good catch. Probably didn't want him to get too far from the camera so the cops would get involved thinking it was a real incident. God knows Breen most likely NEVER got permits to shoot there.
Holy shit, if you look at the words that pop up in the top left corner of the screen it's almost like Adum wanted us to notice that.
Where are my pills?.....................
*i don’t need these*
**god throws pills towards neil**
@@mia-lc2om XD Goddamn
**Dumps Red Hots in toilet**
There's got to be a better way
IS THAT A DREAM REFERENCE?
It's been 2 years, and I still giggle like a dumbass at "IMDBreen" lmao
I don’t understand. are you laughing your ass off or giggling? Or are you laughing your ass off because you’re giggling? Please clarify.
@@squeebro What if they were doing both?
@@noyb3967 overlooOOAAAD!
I still laugh at literally every use of the word Breen.
Tell me about it! I myself still giggle like a school girl when his movies get reviewed on how convoluted and how bad the acting is
"You got crucified Home Depot style" is now a common phrase at my workplace. Thank you.
lurch321 more saving, more crucifying. That’s the power of the Home Depot
Neal PREACH!
Wait, how many people die usually at your work place, getting crucified like that?
Do you work at IHOP?
@@mattjindrak Nope
can we unironically define the word "Breenius" as "a person who is exceptionally great at creating so-bad-that-it's-good content"
Are you listening, Urban Dictionary?
Agreed. 👌
I believe breenius should define someone who has a contagious level of enthusiasm that drives others to root for them. Synonym would be Naruto's Talk Jutsu
@@nicupetricas9718 that would work too
Yes!!
"I resign today as Presnidet of...the Bank."
President*
I worked for... that bank, for over 20years.
It’s just called The Bank. Like, well, The Band.
Is that because you hacked into government systems and found corrupt corruption and lying liars telling lies about corruption and the lying liars?
Goobai
8:04 **boyfriend dies and she screams then smiles after screaming**
*Oscar Worthy*
Must be the Joker venom.
Oooh I didn't notice that smile! Such nuance of character, such operatic filmmaking. Truly a legend!
"Niel Breen, AKA God" pops into my head every couple weeks
It does, doesn't it ✌
Because it is true.
“He wakes him up to knock him out”
One of the best things ever said
Suddenly Tommy Wiseau doesn't seem so bad...
At least, Tommy Wiseu had a coeherent story in his film.
yeah, and he treated it as a film, not a huge ego trip
@John Hillman Niel Breen playing Paul Atridies is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.
"I'm not as bad as Neil Breen, it's bullshit, I'm NOT!"
"OH HI, NEIL."
@John Hillman Speaking of the Dune remake... Denis Villenueve directing it. *hnnnggggggggggggggggg*
>inb4 Ryan Gosling is in it
When Breen inevitably dies in the future, are we obligated to say at his funeral “i can’t believe you committed suicide”?
if you said that, im sure no one will get mad and will laugh, happily remembering him.
He will live on forever as magical space Jesus!
Nah, we'd probs say "I can't help you out of this one".
Now I can´t unthink this anymore, I sure hope that someone will have the balls to say that at his funeral to lighten the mood. Feels like a heartwarming situation in my head....
No, we get prepared for him to ascend and come back as super cyber Jesus god man.
This man is literally what would’ve happened if Michael Scott went through with his “career” after Threat Level Midnight.
ruclips.net/video/7iPyz6Yqwl4/видео.html :D
I was going to say this is what would've happened if Shirley didn't destroy Abed's "Abed" film.
that's how u do the scarn.
Not literally.
Funny thing about Threat Level Midnight is everyone in it was a professional actor intentionally doing bad acting.
We have to support Neil Breen not just because his art brings so much joy, but because of the way he runs his stuff. All his actors and people behind the scenes get paid and he treats them professionally. It's important for him to be seen as a professional. By supporting Neil Breen, you support a respectful workplace.
wait really? that's really cool and wholesome, that's better than so many directors :D
They may be in the movie but they sure arent actors 😆
I don't know. The women seem not to be allowed to wear any bras.
Well that 'might' be true, you're also supporting a delusional narcissist. But he makes funny movies so it's okay, not even being sarcastic.
@Natascha Visser That's ok, the actors and Neil are also not allowed to wear a bra, it's not really a very useful accessory to the amazing movie plot
Every scene in every Niel Breen movie is cut so the reactions are a second late. It's completely pace breaking and hilarious
Yes! I was wondering why the dialogue was so jarring
Reminds me of early silent films.
"the tiny heads have more than one meaning."
"Give us the second one!" LOL
3:37 he used the same shot of his face on all three of the box covers.
This just got so much better.
Fateful Findings is a different picture.
It has different lighting and slightly different positioning on the face.
😂😂😂😂😂
Cryptid Liker idk if that makes it better or worse tbh 😂
coming back to this all these years later to say that this video really did change my life, thank you for your service
The (Un)Holy Trinity:
Tommy Wiseau
James Nguyen
Neil Breen
Who r the other two person?
Blueee dude you HAVE to watch The Room, it has the same energy as this movie 😂
What about Derek Savage?
@@SweetieCartoons The thing is that the 3 of these directors actually make so bad movies that they are very good in a different way.
With Derek Savage it's different, I'd say that his movies aren't as entertaining as The Room or Neil Breen's movies.
All three of them seem to have graduated from the same basement or attic room.....all three of them suck so bad it's refreshing....
Forget nihilism; I'm converting to Neilism.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Briinism
@@suezuccati304 Not nice
This deserves to be watched at least twice tbh
Kyleslie2 this is my 5th time watching xD
This video is genius. "Neil Breen AKA god" was so smooth I couldn't stop laughing.
I watch YMS as I go to sleep so I've seen this many times. Adam's content is almost always made up of masterpieces.
Kyleslie2 I’ve seen it at least 5 times
Kyleslie2 that's what I did
Hearing Adum and all of his friends shouting during the coffee spill on the laptop was glorious.
Tommy from the room is just a weirdo. Neil seems like he escaped a sanatorium to make movies
I know Tommy is actually likable and had charisma Neil is just eww
@@octpod3923 I can believe that. Still he's odd
Sanatorium doesn't mean what you think it means. An asylum would be more appropriate.
@@MattJDave Thank you correction Nazi
@@taramathews7391 I don't think that word means what you think it means.
*THE UNITED BANK OF MONEY*
Run by the president of the bank
It really do be like that sometimes 💯
Tim Apple
Holy shit master Todd please don’t hurt me I’ll buy Skyrim 7 just leave my family alone!
Well, it is what the us only cares about
cannot wait for Disaster Artist 2 starring Mickey Rourke as Neil Breen
Cain's Brain I read this in Ed’s voice. Ha.
Richard Gere...
If Neil and Tommy teamed up it'd beat Avengers 4 no fucking doubt.
14:17 The group reacting to Neil about to spill coffee on his laptop like they’re watching a WWE wrestler about to jump off the top of a ladder is fucking golden
That man took his hatred for those laptops and turned it into multiple legitimate, mainstream, full length feature films. We stan.
You're stretching it with legitimate.
@@louro85 nah, Neil Breen clearly states in interviews that he has made five... legitimate... professional... full-length feature films. And how could you doubt Breen of all people?
"So he crucified them, Home Depot style" lmao
I think that this is your most entertaining episode. After I watched it the first time I downloaded it on my phone and watched it so many times that I remember the first 3 minutes word by word.
Hoovy Tube what the fuck
Hoovy Tube Most entertaining? I dunno... I think that award goes to the Cool Cat, lol. That review was epic hilarity.
Cool cat is also a classic, but the cringe-worthy moments of Faithful Finding are so fucking hilarious that I honestly don't know which one I like more.
Oh, i guess that I made a typo. Execute me.
You should watch it directly from RUclips, so Adam can get more views.
I can't believe they've added a suicide content warning to this video, I CANNOT believe they've added a suicide content warning to this video!
"That's just not right"
-Neil Breen
I want this man to narrate my biography to my grandchildren someday.
"That's just not right"
My thoughts when I hear Neil Breen makes a new film
"I didn't know grandpa was such a prolific hacker!"
"I didn't know grandpa was alien Jesus!"
@@seanmatthewking "I didn't know grandpa was an artificial intelligence from the future."
After Neil Breen's genius, every other movie is "Breen there, done that".
Unbreenlievable
CHEEKI BREEKI!
I breenlieve that, but I wouldn't have if I hadn't breen it for myself.
Mr crazyattire "are you tired of not being able to eat your mayonez while driving? Do you feel weak after squatting for only half an hour? Have no worries, tovarish! Life of Boris will help you find your inner Slav!"
The greatest thing I've ever Breen
Eh, I've seen better. Ya wanna fight over it? Breen it on.
I unironically wanna move to Las Vegas and spend 24/7 on the Strip in the hopes that one day... ONE.... DAY.... I can be an unwitting extra in a Neil Breen film...
honestly? same.
I've been living here since 2015 and haven't had the fortune of running into him 😞
I just generally want to move to Vegas. Roommates?
I've lived in Vegas when I Am Here....Now and Fateful Findings were being filmed. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm in either of them as a random extra.
The infomercial part was golden
T H E R E ' S G O T T O B E A B A T T E R W A Y!
"At one point he's in a room made of garbage bag. It's a metaphor."
This roast could only be matched by hellfire
Shit, IKR, I could smell the smoke through laptop screen!
I love how Neil Breen says the phrase "I'm a filmmaker" with the same energy a horoscope-brat says "I'm an Aries"
What the hell is a horoscope-brat?
@@trashyraccoon2615 Been wondering the same thing! New one on me.
@@davidl570 you mean *breen* wondering
@@LonzosSprayPainting Yes, of course! Should've remembered that.
@@trashyraccoon2615 Adolescents who think their zodiac sign actually matters in real life.
Neil and Tommy Wiseau should work on a movie together
Sosig KS didn’t Tommy quit or something? I hope not, as much as he may have been discouraged by people saying his movie was one of the worst of all time, people still enjoyed it, and it certainly brought joy to our lives.
The world would implode if that happened
They’re both WAY to narcissistic. Their movies have them as some studish sexy perfect man.
Gorillo Man Cinema paradise!
The sheer amount of Wiseaudom and Breenius in that film would send out psychic waves that would put everyone on earth into a catatonic state where they see nothing but spoons and baby-heads.
“You tell me what you think the budget is”
9 dollars
probably closer to 2 cents and a paperclip honestly
If its over 1000 dollars, that money HAS to be going to some "hot" babe... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
9 dollars?!
More like tree fiddy...
More like a corn husk
My guess would have been tree fiddy.
"Neil Breen, aka God..."
I died right there and then lads
Yeah, he dead. Am I right lads, or am I right lads?
good
“I think about you every day.”
A line so important and impactful he had to say it twice.
He says most of his lines twice. Neil “Two Times” Breen.
Ain't no crucifixion like a Home Depot crucifixion.
@DrKlRd can't get better then that
He is T U R B O C H R I S T !
*to pills:* I don't need these
wow I had no idea it was that easy
Samantha Port thanks I’m cured
*to pills: "I need you baby"*
Samantha Port *to pills* : I CANT GET THE CAP OFF
Its because he was now free... From PTSD!
why no one is talking about how his laptops are always turned off, and instead of hiding this he very clearly shows it?
he's THAT secretive... no power +´hacks wearing latex gloves = no one can trace him
It's a metaphor.
Talk about symbolism!
Low brightness
They are on, but in a light spectrum only breen can see
You left out the best part of that scene!
*Holding Jim's deceased body*
"...I can't help you out of this one, Jim"
Lighting: Neil Breen
Casting: Neil Breen
Lunch Lady: Neil Breen
President: Neil Breen
The true force: Neil Breen
Just Neil Breen
Just Neil Breen
Just Neil Breen
Just Neil Breen
BigBadBaraSkeleton oh hell no
*JUST NEIL BREEN*
BigBadBaraSkeleton
Neil Breen: Tommy Wiseau.
BigBadBaraSkeleton
Laptops courtesy of NB Entertainment
Just Breen
"You tell me what the budget was" $5.95 and one of those McDonalds Halloween coupons for a free small fries.
"you didnt tell us this was a scary movie Adam" LMAO
Luazul "I did!"
“You...killed him”
I like how it sounds like she’s staring a fact TO her, like she wasn’t aware
Oh my god i was crying laughing when you put the hitler speech over the goodbye wave at 10:45
Drakovin I died at that😂😂
German here, i can make it a bit funnier for you written out:
*Es ist ein kleine wurzellose internationale Clique, die die Völker gegeneinander hetzt!
Roughly translated: Its a little, spineless, international Group, that agitates nations against each other!
I'm seriously beginning to believe that Neil is in on the joke, and his pretentiousness is part of it. Neil is almost like the second coming of Andy Kauffman. Almost like how "serious" Andy took the wrestling and Tony Clifton.
Honestly, I think it does bruise his ego a bit to see his films get mocked. But, on the other hand. I think Breen really enjoys this B-movie slock he crams into his films. He appears to be a big fan of this sort of 70s to 80s action movie type cheese.
Good points.. But , nah,,, NB just sucks
This has definitely crossed my mind. But the reality is, he is the epitome of narcissistic delusions of grandeur god complex "filmmaker". The other horrible actors even have lines where they LITERALLY tell him how much of a god like figure he is. It's so sad.
the is-he-or-isnt-he-in-on-the-joke debate is one of the most heated threads in the Breen fandom, but one issue that gets overlooked is that if he were so sophisticated that he could knowingly make so-bad-they're-good movies that immediately appeal to an enthusiastic cult audience, why wouldn't he have a more sophisticated enterprise set up to capitalize on the interest in his movies? He apparently does not delegate web design, channel sales, marketing, promotion, communication, distribution, or anything that would help him be more successful and help more people spend money on his films. Apart from being the auteur, he is also the commercial bottleneck that makes actually buying his films totally complicated and far-fetched. When you think about those factors, it makes it slightly less believable that he is the über-troll mastermind that a lot of people think he is.
@Max William Lauf id chastise you for putting neil breen on the same level as 9/11 but honestly i could see someone needing an illogical crutch to deal with the emotional pain that a first viewing of neil breen could inflict.
19:02 the guard who found Jeffrey Epstein
You won the Internet for the day. Bravo
THAT'S ONE OF THE GOVERNMENT SECRETS HE FOUND!
Get this comment to the top...immediately.
One of the funniest YT comments I've ever read!
F*cking brilliant.
I fully believe he chooses actors that make him look good. Also, that suicide scene cracks me up. He rubs the blood all over his face
6:30
I like to pretend Adum flew to Las Vegas just to make that shot.
Your friends' reactions just made the whole thing even better
was i the only one annoyed by the animalistic noises they were making?
@@twisted_nether373 no, it was cringey
The Right Ladder I feel bad for his roommates lol
It was like a Marvel movie premiere
Not really
I like how every single female character isn’t wearing a bra
costuming by Neil Breen
I like it too :D
Editing: Neil Breen
Catering: Neil Breen
Bras: None
Neil is the boss :D propably reason to create moovies was hope to bang hot actress :)
@@waltonsimons12 Hotel: Trivago
I'm legitimately surprised he didn't tongue twist himself into accidentally divulging what the budget for Fateful Findings was.
President of THE bank.
The Rü Which bank? THE bank!
The Rü THE BANK
ｈｏｗｃｏｕｌｄｙｏｕｈａｖｅｃｏｍｍｉｔｅｄｓｕｉｃｉｄｅ
I can't get you out of this one
After what we've been through,
Good bye, my friend. Good bye.
Oh, hi Mark.
... wait
wake up, Johnny! it's not right!
@@lunatick9792 No that's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaht!
Out here trying to help our boy with monetization
Mooseh Reviews exactly. Watch it, like it, like a brunch of comments, watch the other upload, like that one too. YMS deserves it.
“I can’t wait any longer!”
*Throws book at laptop*
He wasn't ready for this!
@@dcap79 throws another book at another laptop
Reupload? Gives me an excuse to watch it again! :D
You don't need an excuse to watch this again, it deserves to be watched as many times as possible.
That Daddy Derek cameo though lmao
Glady same thing. Considering that ive only seen this video and these wonderful movies about 10 times each i decided that since it's been RE-uploaded I better watch again. Things might have but probably didnt change. Still glad I did it. Id do it againg and I will do it again. Ill watch breen related stuff all day.
neil breen said that the baby heads in the sand means humanity is in over there heads to the point where they cant escape
he said this in a reply to a comment on his crowd funding videos.
I wonder who said that to him, trying to be nice about that scene, just assuming that's what he meant anyway.
Because I can't accept he thought that up himself.
@@johnt.campbell316
Neil Breen's mind seems to be far superior than our puny little wallnut brains, surprassing the limits of humanity...
Or he's just got a wild but interesting imagination.
How many seasons of Rick and Morty has Breen watched to have this high of an IQ?
@Damian Simpson me too. I'm gonna fix it.
i genuinely sat down in my shower this morning thinking about what he meant by the baby heads in the sand
"WHAT??? This DAMN piece of garbage?"
I absolutely LOVE that man. He gives 1000% with his performance and the movie absolutely does not deserve it. (OR MAYBE IT DOES???)
He's basically the equivalent of the drug dealer in "The Room". What is it with hilariously bad movies and the guy playing the gangster being the only decent actor?
Yeah I hope he found some roles after this
@@rarazalproductions519 It is also insane how after watching The Room, and then watching one of the Breen movies, that the other actors in The Room seem so much better in comparison. It's a contrast between, like, 'bad actors' and just people who aren't actors.
he's 100% the best little bit of that movie he's so dramatic I love him
those expressions that gang guy makes though with his mouth are so camp. he looks like some old pentecostal church lady reacting to some gossip with her friends after a church meeting.
As fun as it is to dog on bad films it's still worth remembering that he did in fact make several films. That's much more than I've ever done, and it's awesome that he did it.
"you tell me what you think the budget was"
well. my bet is $5 and a sandwich from subway. i figure the camera was an antique, the sandwich was stolen, and the 5$ went towards printing the CD's.
Sitruk86 I mean my bet is like $115 for the broken laptops and gas
*DVDs
RhythmGrizz Neil Breen accidentally printed the movies on CDs
True story: I almost died from laughing at the laptops off the desk scene because I was eating grapes. I seriously choked so hard my wife had to help me live.
Kevin Alford cool
Kevin Alford cool cat loves you!
I can not believe you committed suicide by grape!
Nngh...I can't get the grape out...
Kek
The drunk commentary.... I’m crying... especially the *”NO!!”* when he knocks over his laptops. I need more of this 😂
4 years later, no website update.
"Apparently the last four keys he hit were with his mind."
He's Neil Breen, the next coming of robo-hacker Jesus, don't question it.
I am here...
Currently
I exist in the same spacetime as you...
At the moment we're communicating
I am currently present at this moment in time.
I'm not actually here.
I'm somewhere in Europe sitting behind a keyboard and screen...
Presently...
I AM.... (must be only 4 dots)
out of HERE now
I am here....
.
Eating a popsicle and sweating my balls off
dramatic. twisted. dirty, dark, edgy.... it is NOT some trashy channel that deserves demonetization. it is a full-out series of true worth and artistic value.
I like that you put four commas there, nice.
commas,, you, say?,
klaatu baradaNIKTO me not english good
Alexandr Yanenko good enough for me bro
Thank you captain obvious.
Sarcasm aside, this man is actually incredible at filmmaking. Anyone with their name in that many credit categories has to do a LOT to succeed. For a man doing films with practically no help, he's a legend.
Well, he's incredible at multitasking. Considering the quality of his films, he's good at doing many things at once, but definitely isn't good at doing most- if not any- of them.
"If you take off your mask will you die"
*"It would be extremely painful"* I died
Thomas Micheal you’re a big guy
That was golden.!
... For you
"I died" Was it extremely painful?
RUclips treats their creators like shit.
Shit gets treated better cause people at least put in the effort to flush.
Schmoobin 13 In other news...ice is made out of water
Lizzie's World exactly
dailymotion is honestly way better tbh
Unless the creators names are Lele Pons or Jake Paul.
On popular demand WE WANT a Neil Breen & Cool Cat's Derek Savage collab/cross-over movie !! Just imagine the amazingness!
Derek Savage is a piece of shit. --(No, really he should be completely shunned after the crap he pulled.)--
Derek Savage is a DIP-SHIT
"I can't believe you've done this. I can't believe you killed yourself." - uttered with the passion of someone whose been mildly annoyed.
Truly beyond parody.
What if Neil Breen actually learned all this government information but due to his incompetency he just decided that the best way to communicate this to everyone was through his artistic expression
@Order of the Eternal Doom damn. Got em.
Is that an insult?
The fifth Niel Breen instalment
Autistic Expression*