@@TheDailyGlobe922 Catholicism split off from Eastern Orthodoxy in 1054 AD. (If you ask a Catholic, they’ll say it was the other way around.) Our theology is formed from Holy Tradition, including the Bible, the Seven Ecumenical Councils, and the teachings of the Church Fathers. We don’t believe in Sola Scriptura or Sola Fide. We don’t accept the filioque or the papal primacy. We don’t believe that Adam and Eve’s descendants inherit their guilt like in the Western idea of original sin. It’s is the Christianity of Greece, Russia, Georgia the country, Romania, and more. It was also the Christianity of the Eastern Roman/Byzantine Empire, when it still existed. You may recognize Orthodox icons if you search for them. Catholics used to dislike icons, but they’ve been using Orthodox icons a lot recently.
although it always starts with god bless and a atheist said god's not real or you have no proof one time all i said was god bless and this guy said a lot of mean stuff i wouldn't like to repeat also when it comes to Christians they can be you all know
I have not watched it in agws cuz when i did, i thought the animation was desturbing. But i was probobly like just a bit older then a totler, so maybe ill like it if i watch it again.
I’m a baptist but denominations don’t make too much of a difference to me. I’ve been to Methodist and Presbyterian churches and it’s pretty much the same.
Okay, I'm gonna be 100% honest, so please, *please* don't get upset... I didn't know Calvinism was still a thing. I'm... I guess like Patrick, under a big old rock!
@@priscillajimenez27 I had never heard of "Cage-Stage" Calvinist, but after looking it up, HOLY CRAP. The joke is that the Calvinist has a fiery beat-with-a-theology-textbook zeal. The lasso and the explosion represent the fiery debate and pouncing on Arminianists with Calvinist literature.
Just because you're a different religion doesnt mean you cant be friends. Jesus didnt even force people to be Christian's, he taught his law and the bible to them, but never forced anyone. And atheists wouldn't really care unless they are super hardcore and extremely against any type of religion
You can enjoy life while still worshipping god and his saviour jesus christ, you don't have to smoke weed and party with friends every weekend to enjoy life. Not assuming you wanna do those things, but I'm pointing it out. Partying and all that other stuff makes life worse
@@jj_wijaya6324 Don't listen to the fear mongers, all they really want you to do is keep your upper spine tilted downwards 24/7 and think that God will stop loving you if you don't accordingly (He won't, he loves everybody no matter what)
I don’t care which fried chicken chain that anyone in the church would choose to chomp on to enjoy. (Btw, Catholic here.) If it’s good, I’ll have them. I enjoy Popeye’s, Chick Fil-A and even KFC.
I’m with you on that one. I became an ex-Christian about 4 months ago, I remember the good parts, but I also remember the bad stuff about it, ultimately it’s better for me to stay out of it
Honestly screw their ethics (as an atheist who hates people who force religion and hate speech and shit) but that doesn't make their food bad. I hate Chick-Fil-A but their food is fire
Prosperity preachers is SO ON POINT ITS SCARY. My mom watches Joel Osteen all the time and doesn't see it. Luckily she's never donated, but I'm sure he didn't get that big mansion waiting tables or something...
@@davidresendiz7989 ignorant to what? You’re disgraceful joke, don’t call someone ignorant because they decide that they’re not sure as to whether a supernatural being exists or not.
@@GreenRasqberries well, the actual definition is ignorant, with no religion connotation to it, so I am 100 accurate. It could apply to other stuff as well, if you the k it only means ignorant in religious context you are wrong too, is more use for philosophy.
I was raised Methodist, but a similar story (the church we attended shared the same parking lot as the local Chinese restaurant, and everyone packed in there within mere minutes of the service ending except on the first Sunday of the month communion and potluck).
JW: "Good afternoon, sir. Can we interest you in the Christ being the Incarnation of the Archangel Michael?" Me: "The... the Archangel Michael? Did you say the _ARCHANGEL MICHEAL_ ?" JW: "Yes sir! With or without the 'Watchtower'!" Me: "MICHAEL?! MICHEAL?! MIIIIICCHAAAAAELLLLL, MIIIIICCHAAAAAELLLLL, MIIIIICCHAAAAAELLLLL!!!!!!"
The Calvanist thing "I deserved that" is so true. Helped me spiral deeper into depression they did. The Gospel according to Calvanism is, "God always was good, always is good, and always will be good. By contrast, you've always sucked, you suck now, and you'll always suck."
I see you point here, but with that being said God loves you and always will. Yes it is true, we are all sinners and we do suck lol. Thanks to Jesus Christ tho we are given a chance to be better, and to try an correct ourselves and live a better and upmost life for God. Just always remember he loves you, no matter what you or others think of yourself. I hope I helped in some sort of way. God bless you! 👍👍👍
Exactly! I've heard God say to me when I self-degraded myself with those beliefs recently: Nicole, I've noticed that you think that because you are a sinner, that you should be deserving of hell in every-way and is to be held back from potential. It'd be like whipping a lion and taming it in a tiny cage of shame, preventing it from attacking anyone yes, but doesn't have food, water, mercy or even love. Even the lion needs mercy and love, so I want to take that lion out of that tiny cage of shame so it will be redeemed and given food, water, mercy and love. No matter how deserving of it you are Nicole, I don't ever want you to be deserving of hell whatsoever and you know what, I'll stop telling you what you deserve for now because it just makes you feel worse about yourself and makes you less likely to grow in love with Me. I love you my dear and I want the best for you. (If you believe God can speak to you, then this is what I heard Him say to me; but you can take a pinch of salt if you want to)
I was raised a Jehovah's Witness, a Christian cult that made a wall, separating us on the inside, as the" one true religion", and every other "fake" Christian as a broad, vague "false religion". We never got to learn anything deeper than that, we were good, everyone else was bad. You might say "but every form of Christianity does this to an extent", but not the way JWs do it-can't hear them out in any good faith (get it, faith?), can't have a two sided discussion, can't contact anyone who leaves the organization unless all of your texts are just begging them to come back, etcetera. You're completely isolated from any other thought. So, even as an atheist, it's nice to see all the diversity and differences between the various forms of Christianity, even if it's in the form of Spongebob memes. Don't really communicate with anyone down here irl about religion, since I'm in the South-no open-mindedness, "ISLAM!!!!!!", and they all get their briskets burning over two men kissing.
Yesss! The Chick-fil-A one is so true. XD I'm a Christian as well , and whenever I hear one of my Christian friends (or anybody for that matter) say they don't like Chick-fil-A, I kinda give them a pained/annoyed stare.
Because we find your antics entertaining. Christians need to understand that to an atheist your belief system and infighting is every bit as entertaining and ridiculous as you might find certain eastern religions. We’re here to watch you squabble over differences that seem quite pedantic and meaningless from our perspective. Surely you must realize that to someone who sees your god as a fictional being watching people arguing over whether that character is pro or anti gay is absolutely hilarious.
@@duckhawkninja3614 exactly, I’m apart of the lgbtqia community and hearing people scream bible quotes at me because of how I identify makes me annoyed. Religion is a cult.
@@BigGamer2525 I guess because Chick-fil-a is a very christian company, and there's an internet war between Chick-fil-a fans and Popeyes fans, therefore... something something, meme logic, Popeyes fans are the opposite of Chick-fil-a fans and Chick-fil-a fans are Christians, therefore Popeyes fans are soulless and going to hell. I'd like to make it clear that I'm just explaining the joke and not supporting the conclusion lmao.
Yay a vid made by a fellow Christian Edit 1: how did i get 10 likes i mean im not conplaining but how??? and also a a christian alot of these are accurate
@@classicgalactic9283 I guess we’re Baptist. But we don’t really conform to a specific type of Christianity. We simply believe that Jesus is our savior. What denomination are you?
@Dwayne The Coke Johnson lol ikr it feels so normal until you meet another denominational Christian and you’re speaking in tongues and talking about raising the dead lol
@@John_the_Paul read description of video Edit: never mind they must’ve changed it. It used to say something along the lines of converting atheists to Christianity
@@grantschade2072 ah, I thought you were referring to a specific scene or something, and I was trying to figure out which one. Thanks for clearing it up!
@@xuniepyro7399 how can an atheist want to go to hell if they fundamentally don't believe hell exists ?? 😂 I don't even think Christians even know what atheism is.
The part about Protestants and Catholics is 100% true
And Orthodox!
@@laughingseagull000 orthodox is like catholicism's brother that was separated by a mean divorce
@@sinovenatorsamyt4213 Sorta, yeah.
@@laughingseagull000 what does Orthodox mean? I'm Christian but yeah idk ;-;
@@TheDailyGlobe922 Catholicism split off from Eastern Orthodoxy in 1054 AD. (If you ask a Catholic, they’ll say it was the other way around.)
Our theology is formed from Holy Tradition, including the Bible, the Seven Ecumenical Councils, and the teachings of the Church Fathers.
We don’t believe in Sola Scriptura or Sola Fide. We don’t accept the filioque or the papal primacy. We don’t believe that Adam and Eve’s descendants inherit their guilt like in the Western idea of original sin.
It’s is the Christianity of Greece, Russia, Georgia the country, Romania, and more. It was also the Christianity of the Eastern Roman/Byzantine Empire, when it still existed.
You may recognize Orthodox icons if you search for them. Catholics used to dislike icons, but they’ve been using Orthodox icons a lot recently.
As a Catholic, I can confirm that the first one is VERY accurate.
I dunno, as a fellow Catholic most of my best friends are Protestants. But in a religious debate, yeah, it’s pretty accurate.
Who asked
@@blukester7994 Who asked about you asking who asked?
@@smashyboi6887 who asked about you responding
@@blukester7994 Who asked about you responding to my response?
The online arguing is SO true, lol! It goes for not just Christians, but Atheists and pretty much everyone at this point.
Yeah, both sides can go insane. :P
Honestly that's just Internet no matter what lol
although it always starts with god bless and a atheist said god's not real or you have no proof one time all i said was god bless and this guy said a lot of mean stuff i wouldn't like to repeat also when it comes to Christians they can be you all know
@@GamerGamerGamer77777 Yeah, no, that's not what happens at all.
gamer777 as an atheist I don’t mind it i think is just annoying when they bring him into a debate there it gets annoying
Let me say, this is the best Christian meme I have ever watched. Not even kidding. I’m sharing this everywhere.
It’s fair and honest but still funny. Even people within those groups can laugh and admit it’s true
@@fist-of-doom487 oh yeah, i’m Calvinist and the Spongebob moping saying, “I don’t deserve that!” Had me in stitches lol
I agree too. I actually found this funny.
Same! Lol
First one is literally Europe's political and religious scene for like 300 years.
And America's current political scene. Just with political parties instead
The last one is inaccurate, everyone wants to watch veggie tales
I have not watched it in agws cuz when i did, i thought the animation was desturbing. But i was probobly like just a bit older then a totler, so maybe ill like it if i watch it again.
True
I am orthodox Christian, i had never heard of veggie tales growing up
@@cathl4953 not surprised Haha
I think veggietales is more of an american thing
It's art
As a Christian, I enjoyed every second of this video. Thank you
Same
Same
I may be struggling with faith right now, but this video is helping me out by cheering me up
Same here. Didn’t seem like a negative anti-Christian thing at all(except maybe for Calvinist but they deserve it)
Same. I loved it lol.
Quakers: the two policemen showing Patrick the wanted poster but the poster is of god
Edit: Turns out I actually misunderstood what quaker meant.
Policemen: Quakers
Patrick: Puritans
@@ARC9652 yes
Why would puritans be afraid of god?
I'm not that religious so some the the things go over my head 😅
@@matthewgigs3456 quackers are related to, but distinct from puritans.
0:27 I was raised in a Baptist Church and one day my parents decided they were Pentecostals. This was my exact reaction.
As a Christian, the veggietales binge is 100% accurate
As a non-Christian, the veggietales binge is 100% accurate.
@@izd4 W
@@izd4 agreed
As a non-denominational Christian, I can confirm this is accurate.
Same!!! XD
Same!!!!
I’m a baptist but denominations don’t make too much of a difference to me. I’ve been to Methodist and Presbyterian churches and it’s pretty much the same.
Based non-denominationals
What does a non-denominational christian believe that's different from normal Christians?
Omg the Orthodox one is fantastic.
I’m a orthodox 😂
I’m baptist I think that’s orthodox
@@avycado_8823 False LOL. Baptists are Heterodox.
Well since I'm an Orthodox i can agree
saying "Om*" is blasphemous
I know a Calvinist, and I can definitely say the Calvinism vs Arminians one is sooo accurate
Same, lol!
I’m a Calvinist and I’m glad I’m now out of the Cage-Stage😆
Okay, I'm gonna be 100% honest, so please, *please* don't get upset... I didn't know Calvinism was still a thing. I'm... I guess like Patrick, under a big old rock!
I didnt get those. Can someone explain?
@@priscillajimenez27
I had never heard of "Cage-Stage" Calvinist, but after looking it up, HOLY CRAP.
The joke is that the Calvinist has a fiery beat-with-a-theology-textbook zeal. The lasso and the explosion represent the fiery debate and pouncing on Arminianists with Calvinist literature.
As a Christian, the Chick-fil-A and veggie tales one is way too accurate
Will I roast in eternal Hellfire if I say Church's is the best followed by Cane's?
@@robertcorbell1006 what do you mean?
@@josiedaniella Church's Chicken is awesome and Cane's comes very close.
@@robertcorbell1006 I don’t think I had Church’s chicken before is it good?
@@josiedaniella It makes almost every other chicken including KFC taste like garbage by comparison. :)
0:42 I relate to this too much, coming from a Christian family.
Me = Squidward
My parents = Mr. Krabs
2020: Welcome to the apocalypse
Mr. Squidward.
@@CyrilHul I hope you like leather
I prefer suede
God bless to all of you.
Thank you bro! God Bless you too!
Thx
lol ok then 👌👀
Likewise man 🙏🏻
Thank you
I re-enabled the comments. Sorry about that! Darn RUclips policies...
You’re a good man. I hate this “made for kids” crap
Sergeant Marcus Stacker me too it’s so dumb
@@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903 Ikr, like if youtube didn't want kids being on it it would force KIDS to use RUclips KIDS
@@depressedbuttercat5318 I’m happy they don’t make kids watch yt kids that place is awful
👀
Say what you want, there’s nothing sinful about seasoning. *munches on Popeyes chicken*
Legend has it that Satan feeds his prisoners nothing but Popeyes biscuits... *Without any sprite*
Amen brotha
Y’all WILD out hereeeee
@@monke7156 NAH, MAN... YOU GOTTA HAVE SPRITE WITH POPEYES IT'S THE LAW.
Am from New Orleans it's a blessing to eat Popeyes fr fr
All the Christians here saying things are accurate:
Me the terribly confused atheist: 🤠👍
Me, the confused lukewarm Christian:
“Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!”
I'm a terribly confused Christian
I don't know half of these things
🤠👍
Well if your a atheist that was raised Christian you’d understand it better
@@coryg.3139 lukewarm wasnt the most positive thing to be called in the Bible
The Baptist and Pentecostal one had me on the floor
RIGHT!!!🤣🤣🤣
As a pentecostal myself I almost died laughing 😅
I had to watch that one twice😂😂🤣
I died laughing too but isn't Baptist the same in that regards too?
@@anthonybrent6428 whats a pentecostal?
As a Christian.I find this funny!✝️
Be careful an athiest may come and say"God doesn't exist" then a hardcore she Christan will reply and it will repeat for 100 years
@@Stickman_Productions I'm an atheist. maybe I would answer them "God doesn't exist", but I also have a lot of interesting things to do
@h i okay, I understand
@@russianraichu holy shit a atheist-christian confrentation that doesnt end cathastropicaly on the internet;,, maybe there is hope after all
Just because you're a different religion doesnt mean you cant be friends. Jesus didnt even force people to be Christian's, he taught his law and the bible to them, but never forced anyone.
And atheists wouldn't really care unless they are super hardcore and extremely against any type of religion
I'm atheist and yet, the VeggieTales one is so me since I'm a huge fan of it.
@Ethan Mulder it was a damn good show
@Ethan Mulder look up the band "The Oh Hellos", it's a unifying force
Religion is temporary but veggie tales is eternal
Me too!
@Ethan Mulder The Prince of Egypt would like to have a word with you.
Being a christian who'd rather enjoy life. I love this
God wants you to enjoy life and be who others enjoy. Just don't, ya know kill people.
I don't understand what you mean by this
@@saferabies until the revelation fear mongerers came
They make 90% of my anxiety and now I'm a depressed almost suicidal person
You can enjoy life while still worshipping god and his saviour jesus christ, you don't have to smoke weed and party with friends every weekend to enjoy life. Not assuming you wanna do those things, but I'm pointing it out. Partying and all that other stuff makes life worse
@@jj_wijaya6324 Don't listen to the fear mongers, all they really want you to do is keep your upper spine tilted downwards 24/7 and think that God will stop loving you if you don't accordingly
(He won't, he loves everybody no matter what)
I dont have to be religious to binge watch veggeTales, that shits a banger dude
Worthy of all the memes baby 👍🔥
Spongebob literally has scenes for EVERYTHING in life lol
Protestant : We meet again
Catholic : Well well, isnt it Mr.ihatemydad
Orthodox : *hi*
Damn, Popeyes is heretical? Shit, I wish someone told me that, like, 100 sandwiches ago.
Overfried much?
@@Lemuel928 Lol, I do get a bite that's 90% breading, sometimes.
I don’t care which fried chicken chain that anyone in the church would choose to chomp on to enjoy.
(Btw, Catholic here.)
If it’s good, I’ll have them.
I enjoy Popeye’s, Chick Fil-A and even KFC.
@@deplatformedcrowprinceluna6339 This guy knows what's up. Fried chicken is fried chicken.
@@daltonmiller5590
**shrugs**
As an ex-Christian that used to watch veggie tales in youth group this is 100% accurate we would get so exited
I’m with you on that one. I became an ex-Christian about 4 months ago, I remember the good parts, but I also remember the bad stuff about it, ultimately it’s better for me to stay out of it
You and me both it’s just generally a good show
The Chick-fil-A one describes me and my whole family perfectly.
My mom calls it God's Chicken.
Chick-fil-a is just The Lord's Chicken. Change my mind
Honestly screw their ethics (as an atheist who hates people who force religion and hate speech and shit) but that doesn't make their food bad. I hate Chick-Fil-A but their food is fire
Saaaaame
@@anaveragetoast "i hate Chick-Fil-A but their food is fire" aight lol
1:31 even when there’s some theology and culture differences between the denominations this is the one thing we agree on
Aww yeah, us Orthodox got mentioned, high five gang!
*high five*
High ten!
high fifteen
High fives (sad Quaker noises)
High hi!
And then you’ve got the non-denoms just vibing by themselves
🤟🤟😔😔
we be sitting in the biggest christanity discord server talking to ethan
Prosperity preachers is SO ON POINT ITS SCARY. My mom watches Joel Osteen all the time and doesn't see it. Luckily she's never donated, but I'm sure he didn't get that big mansion waiting tables or something...
Kenneth Copeland too for real
As an agnostic, I feel like I just stumbled across major fandom drama that I'm not even a part of and I have no idea what's going on.
good, agnostic means ignorant.
@@davidresendiz7989 or it could just mean that someone doesn’t wanna involve themselves in religion. Not everyone has to be Christian my guy
@@davidresendiz7989 ignorant to what? You’re disgraceful joke, don’t call someone ignorant because they decide that they’re not sure as to whether a supernatural being exists or not.
@@justrandomthings8158 bro, that is what the word means, i am not making it up. I find it funny rather than offensive, chill and look it up.
@@GreenRasqberries well, the actual definition is ignorant, with no religion connotation to it, so I am 100 accurate. It could apply to other stuff as well, if you the k it only means ignorant in religious context you are wrong too, is more use for philosophy.
This is the most wholesome comment section I've seen in awhile
You forgot Latter-day Saints:
"You're going to be a GOD and LIKE IT!"
-King Neptune
Mornons aren’t Christians but it’s still accurate 😂
🤠
No it should be the pizza episode. “Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked”
And yes we are Christians, it’s in the name
@@ShalemAhava Mormons are Christians tho.
@@ladylucifer5044 the Book of Mormon is not consistent with the Hebrew Bible, a lot of things are apostate, but it was a good joke 😂
The Calvinist part is HILARIOUS.
We’re so Baptist around here that our preacher makes jokes in his sermon about us not wanting to miss lunch...
Dear Father forgive us 😂🙏
Dang I forgot that the preacher said that almost every Sunday
I was raised Methodist, but a similar story (the church we attended shared the same parking lot as the local Chinese restaurant, and everyone packed in there within mere minutes of the service ending except on the first Sunday of the month communion and potluck).
My dad, the music minister, has a shorter song at the end for when we’re going to the potluck afterward
our pastor always says something like dont worry its almost over just give me your attention
Join me as we scroll down through the comment section...
*Brace yourself we're going in a little Hot!!!* 🔥
Dont have to look very hard to find the triggered and edgy atheists lol
@@kymattokAin’t that the truth
As a Christian I can confirm the online arguing
Edit: I eat both Popeyes and Chick-Fil-A
Which one do you prefer? I heard that Popeyes was good but that was years back, then burger King bought out Popeyes so is it any good now?
@@MrKobus-rz4qy Popeyes
Chick-Fil-A is better in my opinion, but Popeyes can work for me.
Then you are agnostic
I like Popeyes better. Chick fil a is just too expensive.
Find "the power within" clip and that's Quakerism
Lol that's pretty good.
1:25 and 1:29
Me, who likes both:*confused screaming*
Me, a Satanist, watching from the Dairy Queen: *evil hot sauce laughter scene*
@@SolaPersona ev0l
@@SolaPersona I eat at dairy queen, and I'm mormon
Chick fil a donated to anti-LGTBQ+ charties fyi
@@Coughdropeater saying "anti-lgbt" as if their sole purpose for existing is to smite gay people is being 100% disingenuous.
For JW'S, I'll just point you to the episode where they're trying to sell chocolate.
JW: "Good afternoon, sir. Can we interest you in the Christ being the Incarnation of the Archangel Michael?"
Me: "The... the Archangel Michael? Did you say the _ARCHANGEL MICHEAL_ ?"
JW: "Yes sir! With or without the 'Watchtower'!"
Me: "MICHAEL?! MICHEAL?! MIIIIICCHAAAAAELLLLL, MIIIIICCHAAAAAELLLLL, MIIIIICCHAAAAAELLLLL!!!!!!"
As a pentecostal christian I actually laughed at this.
Im Pentecostal and this is pretty much how we're portrayed as tongue talking people
In Louisiana it doesn’t matter if you are Christian or not because we all eat at Popeyes unless you are allergic to chicken or something
The Calvanist thing "I deserved that" is so true. Helped me spiral deeper into depression they did. The Gospel according to Calvanism is, "God always was good, always is good, and always will be good. By contrast, you've always sucked, you suck now, and you'll always suck."
I see you point here, but with that being said God loves you and always will. Yes it is true, we are all sinners and we do suck lol. Thanks to Jesus Christ tho we are given a chance to be better, and to try an correct ourselves and live a better and upmost life for God. Just always remember he loves you, no matter what you or others think of yourself. I hope I helped in some sort of way. God bless you! 👍👍👍
Exactly! I've heard God say to me when I self-degraded myself with those beliefs recently: Nicole, I've noticed that you think that because you are a sinner, that you should be deserving of hell in every-way and is to be held back from potential. It'd be like whipping a lion and taming it in a tiny cage of shame, preventing it from attacking anyone yes, but doesn't have food, water, mercy or even love. Even the lion needs mercy and love, so I want to take that lion out of that tiny cage of shame so it will be redeemed and given food, water, mercy and love. No matter how deserving of it you are Nicole, I don't ever want you to be deserving of hell whatsoever and you know what, I'll stop telling you what you deserve for now because it just makes you feel worse about yourself and makes you less likely to grow in love with Me. I love you my dear and I want the best for you.
(If you believe God can speak to you, then this is what I heard Him say to me; but you can take a pinch of salt if you want to)
Calvinism is a cult
Total Depravity is in Arminianism too, but under Calvinism, God is responsible for, and created, evil, because Satan was made _to_ rebel.
The Baptist’s and the Pentecostals one got me
Martin Luther: spongebob writing his 800 word essay
Lutheranism: hi, I'm normal.
As a Christian who has a really, really, REALLY BIG obsession over Chick-Fil-A: “I mean... he’s not wrong”
This is too accurate ( coming from a Christian)
Me being Christian and not knowing even half of these groups: .....
You’re not alone
I don’t know any of these guys all I know is baptist. Thats it
That first clip is 100% accurate
0:27-0:34
At the time, when I was attending a Baptist church while also checking out my parent's Apostolic church.
I was raised a Jehovah's Witness, a Christian cult that made a wall, separating us on the inside, as the" one true religion", and every other "fake" Christian as a broad, vague "false religion".
We never got to learn anything deeper than that, we were good, everyone else was bad. You might say "but every form of Christianity does this to an extent", but not the way JWs do it-can't hear them out in any good faith (get it, faith?), can't have a two sided discussion, can't contact anyone who leaves the organization unless all of your texts are just begging them to come back, etcetera. You're completely isolated from any other thought.
So, even as an atheist, it's nice to see all the diversity and differences between the various forms of Christianity, even if it's in the form of Spongebob memes.
Don't really communicate with anyone down here irl about religion, since I'm in the South-no open-mindedness, "ISLAM!!!!!!", and they all get their briskets burning over two men kissing.
Non-Denominational Churches (Including mine): *T h e B e s t T i m e t o W e a r a S t r i p e d S w e a t e r*
non-denominational gang
But Sweaters are sweaters.
Me being non denominational but going to a Lutheran church like 🧍🏼♀️
Accurate.
Pentecostals had me rolling 🤣
I have never laughed so much outloud at a SpongeBob portrayal before.
"Protestantism!"
"CATHOLICISM!"
"Protestantism!"
"CATHOLICISM!"
"...Orthodoxy!"
Now the internal struggle of “should I send this to my Youth Group leader?”
Do it!
Yes.
I thought this video would be super inaccurate and insulting but it was actually pretty accurate, especially the chick-fil-a vs. popeyes one
Yesss! The Chick-fil-A one is so true. XD I'm a Christian as well , and whenever I hear one of my Christian friends (or anybody for that matter) say they don't like Chick-fil-A, I kinda give them a pained/annoyed stare.
Chick-Fil-A’s chicken sandwiches ARE good for your soul. (Heavenly choir)
Everyone at chick-fil-a is always so friendly too, I love that restaurant so much
@@depressedbuttercat5318 me too. Best chicken sandwiches, imo.
@@dannowiththewind except for the fact that the line is super long... but it's worth the wait
There’s no denying that the lines there are long. But that only means that a lot of people like their food. And yes, it is worth the wait.
The deathly accurate portrayals is honestly so dead on. It’s kinda spooky 😳 God Bless, man!! 🤙 Soli Deo Gloria!
I didn't even know there was so many religions for one god...
And we haven’t even heard from the other Abrahamic religions! (Same God, also.)
"As a non-Christian/atheist"
*Then why are you even here!?*
Because we find your antics entertaining. Christians need to understand that to an atheist your belief system and infighting is every bit as entertaining and ridiculous as you might find certain eastern religions. We’re here to watch you squabble over differences that seem quite pedantic and meaningless from our perspective. Surely you must realize that to someone who sees your god as a fictional being watching people arguing over whether that character is pro or anti gay is absolutely hilarious.
@@duckhawkninja3614 exactly, I’m apart of the lgbtqia community and hearing people scream bible quotes at me because of how I identify makes me annoyed. Religion is a cult.
"Oh PAH-LEASE! I have bo soul."
"w a i t . . ."
The Veggietales one is 100% accurate
I'm surprised you didn't make fun of the contemperary music on the radio.
Jeremy Camp is awesome tho 💪⚔️🔥
The fact that the channel pic is Flyleaf makes this better
Even if your homie isn’t Christian, if he don’t want to watch veggie tales he not your homie.
1:29, okay, as a Christian that eats at Popeye’s, this is just below the belt.
0:50 best one
0:27
Being a catholic the catholic clips are pretty accurate
Fr tho lol
Yeah lol
Fr
Mormons should be the part on Pizza Delivery when SpongeBob talks about the pioneers lol
“ “Christians” who eat at popeyes” NDNWNNEBEWODIGEH
Jokes on them, i already have no seoul
The Baptist and Pentecostal one is so true. Us Pentecostals over here get loud at our church.
I seriously thought 1:28 was going to label Squidward as"the LGBTQ community"
LMAO
Same
Can someone explain why people who eat at Popeyes are going to hell?
@@BigGamer2525 lol I was think thinking the same thing
@@BigGamer2525 I guess because Chick-fil-a is a very christian company, and there's an internet war between Chick-fil-a fans and Popeyes fans, therefore... something something, meme logic, Popeyes fans are the opposite of Chick-fil-a fans and Chick-fil-a fans are Christians, therefore Popeyes fans are soulless and going to hell.
I'd like to make it clear that I'm just explaining the joke and not supporting the conclusion lmao.
as an atheist, I know nothing about christians and i have no idea what’s going on.
edit: spelling
Just know that EVERYTHING in this video is accurate XD
This is probably the best “portrayed by spongebob” video.
The “end times” one though lol I bet it’s gonna be utter chaos
0:27 As a Baptist, wholly shit is that accurate 🤣
@roasted pancakes That sh** ain't holy 🤣
Can confirm the first meme is 100% accurate
Yay a vid made by a fellow Christian Edit 1: how did i get 10 likes i mean im not conplaining but how??? and also a a christian alot of these are accurate
As an actual Christian, I find this very humorous.
Me a Christian who’s never been to Chick-fil-a: 👁👄👁
They have 30 piece chicken nuggies that last about as long on the table as 6 piece chicken nuggies at other restaurants.
This video is hilarious! I’m also a Christian who LOVES SpongeBob. At times I fear if I weren’t a believer, SpongeBob would be my god. 😅
"You may not have any Gods before me."
(But you can praise Spongebob all you want.)
- The First Commandment
@@classicgalactic9283 Hey, I’ll take it. 😄
@@spongebobmiscellaneous Lol Same 👍What Denomination are you?
@@classicgalactic9283 I guess we’re Baptist. But we don’t really conform to a specific type of Christianity. We simply believe that Jesus is our savior. What denomination are you?
@@spongebobmiscellaneous Roman Catholic
Sunday school teacher and apologetic here. I clicked on this video expecting to be offended but ended up being amused instead. 😂
As a Calvinist, I can say this is pretty accurate.
I'm just here because SpongeBob and meming historical arguments between groups is funny
As an orthodox, I’m very happy to be spongebob on the first one
What if I eat at chick fil a and Popeyes?
Limbo for you
Don't be unequally yoked! (Just joking, friend, eat where you like!)
Have fun in Purgatory
The Middle Realm of Divinity?..That hasn’t been touched for centuries.
Disney’s Soul did made that.
This is the most accurate portrayal of anything I have ever seen
As a Pentecostal, the Tongues one is accurate lol
@Dwayne The Coke Johnson lol ikr it feels so normal until you meet another denominational Christian and you’re speaking in tongues and talking about raising the dead lol
Same
Take it from a Christian, the religion of Christianity follows a Prince of Peace...and then we spend 2000 years arguing over what He meant
I used to teach kindergarten catechism when I was in high school. That last one felt like a personal attack, and I regularly got my Bob and Larry fix.
as an atheist who used to be a Christian, this is very accurate. i feel it would do the opposite and reinforce atheists staying atheists
What would?
@@John_the_Paul read description of video
Edit: never mind they must’ve changed it. It used to say something along the lines of converting atheists to Christianity
@@grantschade2072 ah, I thought you were referring to a specific scene or something, and I was trying to figure out which one. Thanks for clearing it up!
@@xuniepyro7399 how can an atheist want to go to hell if they fundamentally don't believe hell exists ?? 😂 I don't even think Christians even know what atheism is.
@@xuniepyro7399+ You seem pretty upset that people refuse to believe what you do. Get off the internet and get a life.
Holy moly the Chick-fil-A one killed me. Always a stop when I'm driving down to FL
Why are we bringing the food business into this holy war?
@@eaglesfan226 in all fairness In N Out burgers soda cups have “John 3:16” printed at the bottom of the rim.
@@garrettgarner438 What grown-ass man brings religion into the food establishment?
@@eaglesfan226 A good one.
I don't care what your religion is...
Chick-fil-A > Popeyes
Those web fries man, yummy
I don’t like how sweet their sandwiches are, and for some reason half the time they seem to forget to put salt on the fries.
Even though I'm non-denominational, this was seriously a treat. ^^,
*Welcome to the apocalypse Mr.Squidward.*