Damn, man..... my wife is the queen of side stories. I call them detours. Damn detour is so long shit forgets what in the heel she was originally trying to tell ya
I never could figure out why a guy would be with one lady and cheat with another. If I wanted a different lady, I would just let it be known and get it over with.
Yeah, it's bad. Sadly, be honest and if they aren't down get out of town. Don't approve. But look at the same ladies at college. They get caught cheating and decide to call Rayyup. And even when they find out it's a lie the Dude has permanently on record of a search engine his name as a Rayyupist. Sometimes to save funding and face the college won't give the guy his degree or count his credits. They keep his money.
I don't get why anyone cheats. I never have, but I've had it done to me. People are too damn impulsive, anymore. No thoughts of repercussions and no empathy for others. That's why I now spend my money on vehicles, my racecar, fishing/hunting shit, and my dog. 💪
Especially when they claim it's an accident. Sure, you fell out of bed this morning, rolled into a nice suit, down the front steps into your car, fumbled around turning it on and driving to a bar, tripped getting out, into the bar, landing in a seat next to some woman, slipped while trying to go back home, missed and landed in her bed, after your suit accidentally fell off. Right.
@@DenKonZenith I actually used that logic, with my ex. She tried to justify her cheating and even started to claim it was rape. I asked her," so that guy forced you into his dorm, forced you to drink, forced you to strip butt-ass naked, and forced himself inside you? That's what happened?!" She said no, and I lit her ass up. I told her she was a lying bitch, that she knew damn well what she was doing, and that she can go back and do it again, because I'm gone for good. I never tolerated a cheating spouse, and I never will. I would never and have never done it, so why would I tolerate it? People are just shit, anymore. They are as impulsive as wild animals.
😆 my husband wasn't cheating, he was doing drugs on the side 😆 but yeah he did that. Hahaha BG coming on with the jokes! Loved it! ... Oh, hubby is clean and sober over 6 years now. We laugh all the time about stuff like this.
So True! And when they are done with the excuses they blame you! If I’m done with a dude, I let him know. That simple. No need for the drama that will surely ensue
I don’t respect men that make excuses. Get it done. If you’re going to do dirt, be honest about your dirt. As a man, your word is all that you have. Without your word, you aren’t a man
I just realized that I'm this guy without lying. I'm like the opposite. If I don't add too much detail to have you ignore me. Prolly a lie, or a steeeeeeeeretched truth.
Men twist my mind…. I choose to be single!!!! I have had children! 🤣 In the past 2.5 years I dated two men- they both cheated in the first month!!! I just can’t waste my time!!! One guy told me a few weeks in that they lived in their car! 🤣. Luckily I never invited either one to my house!!!
It would be romantic though, if he invited you to his car?!? Never go backseat on the first date. Be interesting if he had one of those creative NY apartment architects help with his car. You pull down the back seat and it's a widened bed. Then back trunk pops up and it has a BBQ grill and kitchen sink with running water. Solar panels painted over on the top of his car with a projector to watch an HD movie on a wall.
@@bakerfresh 🤣. Didn’t go that far! I take my time to sift through the smooth words!!! 🤣 At the end of the day- it’s all hot air not solar panels and HD tv….
Some dudes like getting caught or don't care to hide it. I was stationed in Germany (blackman heaven) for 2 yrs. The women approach men there and even offer to buy you a drink. It's a different culture, if they want you they'll even wait their turn. A lot of casual dating happened while I was there. They see you working the club, flirting and what not. Also see who you continue to show up with. And they'll wait their turn. That place spoiled the fuck outta me. Being able to travel around the world thanks to uncle Sam, never really took relationships that serious.
Let's just simplify this shit. Cheating is never okay. Cheating. Is. Never. Okay. Women and men both come up with dumbass excuses and deflections when they're caught cheating. Bottom line, there is no excuse. Cheating is wrong. If you're not happy in a relationship, just say so and leave. Break it off clean, and go find what you want. Don't be hateful, don't be destructive.
K BG im callin you out. we want another skit or else. or you need new material. or if you could be so kind to provide us what topic you want us to bring to you next live stream. Sincerely your broke as subscribers......, Rocco
The same cheating lies I hear with police cams on traffic stops. And ladies love to say they were on their way to get their doctorate degree. Sometimes they humble themselves and say 3 Masters degree. The university will be the opposite direction. The cop may help them with their lie. "You gonna swing back and catch the 502 to the 15 then?" Then they check them out and it's fine and they are sent on their marry way thinking ot was the masterful excuse and not the fact you weren't in the system.
Damn, man..... my wife is the queen of side stories. I call them detours. Damn detour is so long shit forgets what in the heel she was originally trying to tell ya
I like to use, "look what you made me do"
Yep
I never could figure out why a guy would be with one lady and cheat with another.
If I wanted a different lady, I would just let it be known and get it over with.
Yeah, it's bad. Sadly, be honest and if they aren't down get out of town.
Don't approve. But look at the same ladies at college. They get caught cheating and decide to call Rayyup. And even when they find out it's a lie the Dude has permanently on record of a search engine his name as a Rayyupist. Sometimes to save funding and face the college won't give the guy his degree or count his credits. They keep his money.
I don't get why anyone cheats. I never have, but I've had it done to me. People are too damn impulsive, anymore. No thoughts of repercussions and no empathy for others. That's why I now spend my money on vehicles, my racecar, fishing/hunting shit, and my dog. 💪
Really you cant imagine why someone would want to fuck someone else .. really.. not sure how to explain that to someone who dont get that
Especially when they claim it's an accident. Sure, you fell out of bed this morning, rolled into a nice suit, down the front steps into your car, fumbled around turning it on and driving to a bar, tripped getting out, into the bar, landing in a seat next to some woman, slipped while trying to go back home, missed and landed in her bed, after your suit accidentally fell off. Right.
@@DenKonZenith I actually used that logic, with my ex. She tried to justify her cheating and even started to claim it was rape. I asked her," so that guy forced you into his dorm, forced you to drink, forced you to strip butt-ass naked, and forced himself inside you? That's what happened?!" She said no, and I lit her ass up. I told her she was a lying bitch, that she knew damn well what she was doing, and that she can go back and do it again, because I'm gone for good. I never tolerated a cheating spouse, and I never will. I would never and have never done it, so why would I tolerate it? People are just shit, anymore. They are as impulsive as wild animals.
😆 my husband wasn't cheating, he was doing drugs on the side 😆 but yeah he did that. Hahaha BG coming on with the jokes! Loved it! ... Oh, hubby is clean and sober over 6 years now. We laugh all the time about stuff like this.
So True! And when they are done with the excuses they blame you! If I’m done with a dude, I let him know. That simple. No need for the drama that will surely ensue
And women have the wildest expectations.
"I tripped and fell into that 🍑"
My man laughed his ass off,does that mean he not cheating? 😂
Hahahah that cop named Keshia
Lol. Please do standup! On tour! Let’s gooooo!!
I just tell the truth
" I like bad bitchs, I got a problem "
I don’t respect men that make excuses. Get it done. If you’re going to do dirt, be honest about your dirt. As a man, your word is all that you have. Without your word, you aren’t a man
That ALL any of us have. It's our word. Its Bond
And don't forget that song, It Wasn't Me by Shaggy back in 2001
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These ain’t traditional BG skits though this is just like his streams just put into shorter vids..
Don't answer questions
😂👍
Thanks for this one ....
This is freaking great 😂
I just realized that I'm this guy without lying.
I'm like the opposite. If I don't add too much detail to have you ignore me. Prolly a lie, or a steeeeeeeeretched truth.
Baby I thought she was YOU
Yo too fkn funny!😫😂😂
And yet, women keep chosing these men
The top 2% of my top 1% was in her...
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭Wild
Thanks
He’s back!!!!
2:55 lol
Doppelganger 😆
See, what had happened was…
This is great! 😋
Yoooooo!!! My wife sleep and I'm watching this while doing alligator rolls.
so BG became a village bumpkin ?
Name of outro?
Why u dont do stand up breh
Hilarious
Men twist my mind…. I choose to be single!!!! I have had children! 🤣 In the past 2.5 years I dated two men- they both cheated in the first month!!! I just can’t waste my time!!! One guy told me a few weeks in that they lived in their car! 🤣. Luckily I never invited either one to my house!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It would be romantic though, if he invited you to his car?!?
Never go backseat on the first date.
Be interesting if he had one of those creative NY apartment architects help with his car.
You pull down the back seat and it's a widened bed. Then back trunk pops up and it has a BBQ grill and kitchen sink with running water. Solar panels painted over on the top of his car with a projector to watch an HD movie on a wall.
@@bakerfresh 🤣. Didn’t go that far! I take my time to sift through the smooth words!!! 🤣 At the end of the day- it’s all hot air not solar panels and HD tv….
i've been making little smoked brisket sammiches using fried green tomatoes as the bread, so good you'll smack yo momma
What's the excuse for the PO Box not being fixed BG? Better use some logic before you answer.
Some dudes like getting caught or don't care to hide it.
I was stationed in Germany (blackman heaven) for 2 yrs. The women approach men there and even offer to buy you a drink.
It's a different culture, if they want you they'll even wait their turn.
A lot of casual dating happened while I was there.
They see you working the club, flirting and what not. Also see who you continue to show up with. And they'll wait their turn.
That place spoiled the fuck outta me. Being able to travel around the world thanks to uncle Sam, never really took relationships that serious.
Rope. Stool. Now.
🤣😂
🤣🤣
Let's just simplify this shit.
Cheating is never okay.
Cheating. Is. Never. Okay.
Women and men both come up with dumbass excuses and deflections when they're caught cheating.
Bottom line, there is no excuse. Cheating is wrong. If you're not happy in a relationship, just say so and leave. Break it off clean, and go find what you want. Don't be hateful, don't be destructive.
K BG im callin you out. we want another skit or else. or you need new material. or if you could be so kind to provide us what topic you want us to bring to you next live stream.
Sincerely your broke as subscribers......, Rocco
Only 2% , haah
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Bro make more funny culture jamming videos like ya did more
Funny shit. But it is always someone else’s fault.
Only 199 likes 👍 I guess the truth does hurt 🙂
The same cheating lies I hear with police cams on traffic stops. And ladies love to say they were on their way to get their doctorate degree.
Sometimes they humble themselves and say 3 Masters degree.
The university will be the opposite direction. The cop may help them with their lie. "You gonna swing back and catch the 502 to the 15 then?"
Then they check them out and it's fine and they are sent on their marry way thinking ot was the masterful excuse and not the fact you weren't in the system.
Ok look here dude ..I NEED a live stream. What the heck...you don't love us anymore?!?!? C'mon now I'll just be over here in the corner....waiting⌚👀
I miss when you worked on jeeps
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Hilarious
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