Much love to The8BitDrummer who appears in this video. Check out his drum covers here: ruclips.net/user/Frostwolf28 Charts by Helvian available in the description. All apologies to your eardrums. Godspeed.
Crazy to think it's been a few days shy of a year since the Metallica abridged video went up. Looking at the differences in video quality is nutty. ruclips.net/video/KhBefLlmlNM/видео.html
Darkness imprisoning mii All that I sii Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell Landmine has taken my sight Taken my spiich Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell
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Much love to The8BitDrummer who appears in this video. Check out his drum covers here: ruclips.net/user/Frostwolf28
Charts by Helvian available in the description. All apologies to your eardrums. Godspeed.
*AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA*
This is Just Beautiful!!!
Where is the Ear Warning? :C .. I loved the end... so unexpected LOL
Hey bud, do you think you could find an Animals as Leaders song to play? That would be really cool and probably very fun with lots of hard tap stuff.
JasonParadise thank you this is funny
Teacher: So what kind of music do you like?
Mii: it's Very complicated
I see what you did there. You are free from any comment crimes.
MII lol
Well played.
Why did RUclips notify me this comment thread if I haven't posted anything here?
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia you got lucky
1:50
Darkness
Imprisoning Mii
All that I sii
Absolute horror
Mii cannot live
Mii cannot die
Trapped in miiself
Body mii holding ceeeeeeell
Landmine
Has taken mii sight
Taken mii speech
Taken mii hearing
Taken mii arms
Taken mii legs
Taken mii soul
Left mii with life in helllllllllllllah
NO FRICK!
🤣
YEAH YEAH--
"Let's jump in headfirst no water wings or nothing"
*Misses a note*
*Restarts song*
🤣
This hurts my ears.
It is not enjoyable
But I enjoy it...
I do not comprehend.
Mii like it
The bass in the left fucking ear. *THE LEFT FUCKING EAR*
Experiencing these songs for the first time is too fun LOL.
You were awesome at it. I guess plsying drums gives you superpowers
The8BitDrummer yeAh tots
You and Jason have amazing highly infectious laughs!
YEAHYEAH
huuuuhhhhhh (gasp) our savior! what art thou doing socializing with ye commonfolk?
"This one is super subtle"
2:44 I'm about to end this man's whole career
D A T T R A N S I T I O N
agunZagun vays selam
D A T I L E V Y E
Hey bro
Dududududud dududududu dudududu dududududu dududududu AND HIS *NAME IS JOHN CENA*
Agunzagun!??!?
2:50
“Darkness in prisoning MII”
Underrated comment
kaylee hobgood
Why. Does. This. Not. Have. More. Likes.
Helvian is a goddamn genius. This is not only a joke on "Miitalica" but also a joke on the "One (abridged)" charts.
Crazy to think it's been a few days shy of a year since the Metallica abridged video went up. Looking at the differences in video quality is nutty. ruclips.net/video/KhBefLlmlNM/видео.html
To quote 8bitdrummer, YEAH YEAH! ;)
This is actually really musically clever. Actually reminds of some of the same techniques Mozart would use to achieve a sort of “musical joke” effect
I love it when Mozart earrapes me with JOHN CENA!
2:49 at this moment, Jason ponders his very existence
"That's funny, but fuck you!"
I love how the comment above mine took a few months to be replied to. Oh my god I friggin love it.
That's the beauty of YT. Years later this'll be fresh to some people.
And the other guy dies laughing
👌
*What if you*
*wanted to go*
*to heaven*
*BUT GOD SAID*
2:45
holy frickin balls
XD
Jason and The 8-bit drummer had polar opposite reaction.s
Well I’m glad I’m not wearing headphones
What? That makes no sense🤷♂️
Dun dun dun dun dun *DUN DUN DUN*
BandiPat I'm waiting on your version though. :eyes:
You........... Bad🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bandipat you are a god, dude XD
BandiPat I have a few videos on my channel. Do you know anybody who could chart them for me?
i feel like every time one of your songs is played, you just have a smug smile on your face
2:48 Jason just gives up on life 😂
Meanwhile Jerod is having a joyous moment.
When you try to plug an Xbox controller into your Nintendo Switch.
Doctor D0M3 When I was a young lad I used to do that when I got pissed off. Too bad it made me delete a lot of my save files.
Don't you mean Wii?
Anyone ever get really scared of that one red ps2 screen, when they were little of course
Cole Costie "plug your xbox controler"most xbox controllers are wireless. just incase you forgot.
dillan mcdaniel
HaH-
The useless ones.
Just realized one of your donors was named the_lord_chanka
Mad respect
Even on these strange battlefields, the lord joins us
I love how bewildered Jason is because he doesn't get the joke yet.
Then at 1:34 everything suddenly starts to make sense.
2ShyShy westerns
When things started getting longer I immediately freaked out like "OMG IT'S MIITACLICA"
I don’t get it
What song is it
Azazael Rutledge One by Metallica
The ending wasn't loud enough
pred ator
l o u d e r
*Yeah* it too quite, _I can not hear_
@@theapexsurvivor9538 quite... Bruhh
i agree, it should be loud enough to make our eardrums bleed
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN *earthquake intensifies*
Miitalica. What the actual hell?
what is miitalica?
Huggleston r/woosh
@@Monochromagic_Official r/woooosh* ;)
Huggleston r/Wooooooooooosh
@@AssassinsMans I understood the joke, metallica, miitallica, but i didn't know what metallica is. Now, i'm 90% sure it's a band.
1:32 Top Ten Anime Plot Twists
Can u tell me the name of that miitallica song but I looked it was t there
Whats the name of the soooooong 😭😭😭
@@devilwithshades Metallica-One
Nano!?
One by Metallica
2:46 how fast the star power drained
'Cause the lines you see are billions of billions lel
Starpower got nerfed.
Hard.
They didn't whammy
😨😡😆
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING MII
ALL THAT I SEE
*ABSOLUTE HORROR*
Xeno Agrios
sii*
STOP
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED BY MYSELF
*BODY MY HOLDING CELL*
The possible last words of the Miiverse
PLAYER
HAS TAKEN MY SIIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEACH
TAKEN MY HEARIING
TAKEN MY ARM
TAKEN MY LEG
TAKEN MY SOUL
*LEFT MII IN LIFE WITH WIIIIIIIIIIIII*
2:50 These are the only 2 acceptable reactions.
Darkness imprisoning mii
All that I sii
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell
Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my spiich
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
You forgot the last line.
This is actually an incredibly sad song based off of a true story.
**taken my hiiring
**left mii with life in hell
*I cannot dii
I cannot lii
I cannot dii
Bodii my holdiing c
Me when “one” from Metallica starts playing, yes yes yes yes!
YEA YEAH
@@bbbready685 yea yeah
JoJo reference aswell
Cultured man
@@Evan-hm7tz Weeb get out
The ending surprised Mii
KingStr0ngStyle mii too
Wii all got suprised
Everyone go to your room! You're all grounded!
Deus Vult Omnes Ad Manducare Cibum >:D
- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- It's glorious!
From distorted mii channel, to Miitallica, to J O H N C E N A
John Mii-na*
I just love the look of questioning existence Jason had when "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN *earthquake intensifies* " came in 😂
That "YEAH YEAH" at the end had me in tears!
2:42 this is the reason why i love Dean Ambrose more then John Cena
Same bro
Me too
2:00 a demon has risen
2:43 heeeeeelviiiiiiiiiaaaaaaan!!!!!
Me 20 seconds in: hey this is just teh wii channel music
Also me after the song: *laying on the floor with bleeding ears*
I have watched this video several times.
Send help
Can someone please fill me with the knowledge of "Helvian"? I am looking for a wise and noble elder.
Helvian charts memes and etc. for clone hero
Thank you.
@@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268 Anytime
This thing is a glorious wreck
It went from the a wii theme with pauses, to a wii theme remix of one by metallica, to a super loud john cena theme? Hell yeah, stupid memes!
2:44 hurt my ears and I didn’t even have headphones on
We only needed the YEAH YEAH at the last part XDd
1:32 plays Miitallica - One
How do I explain the sympathetic terror I felt when I saw the title? Great meme work, Helvian!
Jason: ._.
8BitDrummer: *out of control laughing*
When "WII" enter paradise😂😂
I like how proud Jason is about the "Miitallica" joke
Can we have a full version of One but its all in the Mii Channel instruments? XD
Bandipat we need u
YAHS
OML YES THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
36 telivision tables not again...
i hate you...
Seeing these two playing Guitar Hero together makes me very happy.
Did you just have an attitude adjustment?
F U
His time is up
My time is now
El Churejon Neville( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can’t see me
Not aattitude adjustment, but a good ole FUCK YOU. lol
It's been a while since I've legit peed myself laughing. Thank you so much for this. I'm crying and shaking from laughing so hard
Darkness imprisoning mii all that I sii
Maree Gee *dankness
I did this.. and surprsingly missed 4 notes..
WHAT GOT INTO ME THAT MADE ME MISS THOSE!!
Helvian put in a string of opens right before the John cena part. Even if you rake it, it is physically impossible to hit all of them.
Ok, so first of all...all taps
*_Yea Yeah!_*
Jerod begins laughing just from the knowledge that a joke is coming. Jason "What are you laughing about?"
Has Helvian every made anything that isn't as glorious as this? Kudos to him.
2:52 the laughter of a man with genuine joy
*Well played Helvian.* 👏👏👏
My reaction at the John Cena bit was dead in the middle of the spectrum from Jason’s disappointment to his uncontrolled laughter.
Turn it up to x2 speed and take notice at the bottom right corner, and the chat.
Bottom left corner: *gayness intensifys*
Chat: YES FASTER
"What are you laughing at?" Now you know how we feel when you laugh at nothing jason....
You're not a very good starlord.
I WANT A PAY BACK FOR MY LEFT EAR!
Filip Varga you too huh?
My ears were just raped send help
What are ears? You mean those bleeding holes that you used to hear stuff out of?
Lets Jump in head first, no water wings or nuffin
Oh fudge, I missed the first note
Cawn we stawt owver?
No you lil b*, no water wings
I love these collabs with 8bit.
Bless the person who made this cause they added one and the mii channel and made a beautiful baby
Why do you have to torture a blessed soul like Jerod making him play this stuff?
Dude I can't stop listening to this.
Helvian: Hey this kinda sounds like One... I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!
2:01 that laugh made me come back to this video 10 times
Ouch, my left ear specifically
I like how it's low-key scuffed at the beginning and it progresses to absolute mad lad-teir chaos
I was expecting the One solo but it was oh so much more
2:42 Good thing my AirPods are still under warranty.
Too good
Wii.exe has stopped working
This meme is a gift from god.
MII-TALICA IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED JOKE OH MY GOD THAT WAS GENIUS
We need a sequel Helvian!
“No water wings!”
“Crap, gotta restart, missed the first note.”
🤔🧐🤨
Was really hoping for the guitar solo but satisfied nonetheless
The bus comes at 8:40. I woke up at 9:20. After watching this video, I feel a little happier. Thank you.
0:39 when you playing guitar and you keep playing the first string and it’s muted
It’s the subtle changes that you notice.. then it gets crazy
"Playing this chart normally"
"Metallica's song was appeared"
You: Omg!!!!! I need to finish this *ONE* !!!!
1:32 i think this is quite possibly the best moment of any JasonParadise stream ever
I think the song was buffering...
6 years later this still brings me so many laughs
A N D H I S N A M E I S J O H N C E N A
You memeing monster, Helvian! Nice work on this.
2:01
Turn speed ×2
That shit's fire
I don't know whos laugh is more contagious. 8 bit drummer or jasonparadise.
Well that blew the speaker out on my phone
1:44 I hate how under appreciated that pun was
When you have brain damage and try to remember the Mii channel music
Star of the song: this ones super subtle
End of the song:
Sounded like a machine gun when it came to the build up.
Miitallica
That laugh tho 😭😭 2:01
3:04 best laugh 😂😂😂
It's just art!!!! I LOVE U JASON KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK BRUH!!!
YEAYEAH
This is giving me memories of my times on the wii when i was young. Playing Wii sports resort, n all those games. such great memories