Time Travel Instruction Video (1980s)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

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  • @Rerbun
    @Rerbun 5 лет назад +1424

    "what happens to my family and friends"
    "haha! don't worry we'll take care of that"
    That's a very concerning answer

    • @hippocratesm.d.1543
      @hippocratesm.d.1543 5 лет назад +9

      *u mean rElieViNg answer*

    • @TheAxelDude
      @TheAxelDude 5 лет назад +18

      Well from all the interesting "possible" time travelers they just write the family's big checks if they say anything well... time travel to that air filled room might suck.

    • @madpaxgames4735
      @madpaxgames4735 5 лет назад +1

      lol i read this comment when it was said lololol

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 5 лет назад

      Ruben S. Yeah

    • @narrowhead
      @narrowhead 5 лет назад +12

      What if it's actually a cloning device which puts you into a deep stasis which makes it feel as if you are traveling through time?

  • @challengehub5682
    @challengehub5682 5 лет назад +1039

    Who else got these random video in their recommendations

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 5 лет назад +2

      I for one already watch sci fi shit so this reccomendation for once makes sense for me

    • @gratemusic3008
      @gratemusic3008 5 лет назад +4

      Probably #Ai

    • @TheKiwiCache
      @TheKiwiCache 5 лет назад +4

      Dude Camacho stinks. I personally voted for the reserected Abraham Lincoln (this is second time he's been reserected, he was also the 132 president of the United planets federation)

    • @zachhstuff
      @zachhstuff 5 лет назад

      Me

    • @burnyllama7071
      @burnyllama7071 5 лет назад

      Me. No regret.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 лет назад +1580

    Instructions went wrong. I arrived on September 1st, 1939
    in Poland.

    • @SquirrelMonkeyCom
      @SquirrelMonkeyCom  5 лет назад +135

      Stay safe! 😯

    • @skyseah
      @skyseah 5 лет назад +50

      Ah, well how do you have RUclips then?

    • @savitar7348
      @savitar7348 5 лет назад +41

      @@skyseah that's the stupidest question I have ever seen 🤣

    • @kabr0njames23
      @kabr0njames23 5 лет назад +30

      No refunds

    • @NikhileshNerambally
      @NikhileshNerambally 5 лет назад +26

      Have you aged? How old are you now? Did you move from Poland and find your family back? Did you meet your younger self? What happened to the space-time continuum when you met yourself?

  • @jerryc3088
    @jerryc3088 5 лет назад +248

    RUclips: we found classified information for only you!
    Me: *looks around at all the comments* ... Really?

    • @Kammreiter
      @Kammreiter 5 лет назад

      Jerry C - I hoped for Trump. But he doesn't read either.

    • @jerryc3088
      @jerryc3088 5 лет назад +4

      @@Kammreiter what does that have to do with my comment?

    • @jerryc3088
      @jerryc3088 5 лет назад +5

      @USA#1 !! I hear ya... I could say something like "I am having a great day!" And one of these people will show up and say something derogatory about Trump. This video isnt even political and nothing I said reflected any political views! TDS is truly rampant...
      God bless you USA#1!

    • @Kammreiter
      @Kammreiter 5 лет назад +1

      I hoped for Trump that he was invited to enlighten the bright future with his golden letters and leaves this time.

    • @jerryc3088
      @jerryc3088 5 лет назад +3

      Oooooookaaaaaaaaay..... Time to disregard this one, guys. 😒

  • @pranaymathur91
    @pranaymathur91 5 лет назад +407

    This lady's voice has still kept the gist of 80s and 90s alive. Nice video.....keep it up!!!!!

  • @neilserum6219
    @neilserum6219 5 лет назад +58

    I knew a young woman named Bright
    Who could travel faster than light,
    She left one day,
    In a relative way
    And returned home the previous
    night!

    • @mnomic8371
      @mnomic8371 5 лет назад +10

      There was once a man from Nantucket
      whose dick was so big he could suck it
      he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
      “if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it”

    • @mitaskeledzija6269
      @mitaskeledzija6269 5 лет назад

      @@mnomic8371 hahahahahhahahahahahahah fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ConnorTheBrave
    @ConnorTheBrave 5 лет назад +422

    I think the part about oxygen when time traveling is actually legit

    • @cameronfink7325
      @cameronfink7325 5 лет назад +48

      Connor G you’d also have to account for the movement of the earth in space. We aren’t just spinning, we’re moving in a distinct direction.

    • @ConnorTheBrave
      @ConnorTheBrave 5 лет назад +11

      @@cameronfink7325 ok I'll take note of that when I'm constructing my own

    • @PhoenixFires
      @PhoenixFires 5 лет назад +11

      @@cameronfink7325 You'd have to deduce how fast the entire universe is going and where you'd end up relative to the Earth's location. Of course, you'd also have to account for the fact you're moving with the velocity you had relative to a still point in the universe. So Earth may be somewhat slower or even faster depending on what we did and how long it's been.

    • @sebbes333
      @sebbes333 5 лет назад +12

      @@PhoenixFires Interesting, if you send a beacon some hours into the future, without any location adjustment, you will find out how we move relative to the ENTIRE universe, when you find where the beacon arrives.
      However it might (or not?) be important to account for the universes expansion acceleration, but sending a few more beacons should show that too, i think.

    • @alex6027
      @alex6027 5 лет назад +3

      @@PhoenixFires You see, that depends on the form of time traveling you use. Those problems would be solved if you chose the form of time travelling where you body stays where you are for the amount of time you want to go forward, but through some method, all biological functions are stopped and will resume when you reach your time

  • @lpp6330
    @lpp6330 5 лет назад +370

    I was convinced this was actually made in the 1980s until 7:09 when the definition of Temposexual came up.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад +55

      It was made in the '80's… the *2180's* :P

    • @lpp6330
      @lpp6330 5 лет назад +20

      @Yeezus Christ As in 'made *as a joke*' in the 80s, not as in 'made in secret by the US government that got leaked onto some public RUclips channel'.
      The temposexual's definition is stylized to look like the Google dictionary.

    • @ReformedAgnostic
      @ReformedAgnostic 5 лет назад +4

      Perhaps they're referring to the future definition of Temposexual. And we have no proof they're wrong. ;)

    • @JB-1138
      @JB-1138 5 лет назад +4

      People in the 80's would not be concerned with gender topics.
      Nor would they use the term 'Gender.'
      This is a modern concern.

    • @nilsnyman6767
      @nilsnyman6767 5 лет назад +4

      it sounds better as "temporal sexual"

  • @moth3562
    @moth3562 5 лет назад +66

    Love the air displacement part. Rest In Peace Albert Laika.

  • @CFoles-bh5uu
    @CFoles-bh5uu 5 лет назад +41

    Watching this made me feel as though I was watching something that would have been in the movie "Idiocracy". Well done ladies and gentlemen

    • @kishan9337
      @kishan9337 5 лет назад

      yeah, some smart ass made it a long time ago and it keeps breaking all the time.

  • @SquirrelMonkeyCom
    @SquirrelMonkeyCom  5 лет назад +359

    Please subscribe to our channel! We are getting close to that shiny Silver Creator Award (playbutton). :-) And if you have video suggestions for Wonders of the World Wide Web, please share them. Working on a gaming edition video (Apex Legends).

    • @skyseah
      @skyseah 5 лет назад +2

      I did do.

    • @skyseah
      @skyseah 5 лет назад

      What about ark

    • @starlightwitch12
      @starlightwitch12 5 лет назад +2

      How about a video of the very first E3 - in the late 80's.

    • @jacobsocknesssucks5277
      @jacobsocknesssucks5277 5 лет назад +1

      I have a suggestion:
      Tumblr in the 80s

    • @johnlduncan
      @johnlduncan 5 лет назад +2

      Video about the game crash of the 80s?

  • @freedomrings.0007
    @freedomrings.0007 5 лет назад +289

    Something went wrong
    I only traveled 9 minutes and 48 seconds into the future and now my food is cold.

  • @TheJ1156
    @TheJ1156 5 лет назад +532

    When you're supposed to arrive in 2145 but instead you arrive at Tiananmen Square on June 4th, 1989.

    • @tommijy
      @tommijy 5 лет назад +4

      HEEHEE

    • @cdrcrimson
      @cdrcrimson 5 лет назад +12

      I hate when that happens

    • @chunkchunk223
      @chunkchunk223 5 лет назад +47

      Nick Young isn’t that the place where [ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED]

    • @LAkadian
      @LAkadian 5 лет назад +14

      Mandela Effect.

    • @HammerStern0
      @HammerStern0 5 лет назад +15

      Oh. Mah. Gawd!
      Nothing happened because he saved the world. Something was GOING to happen!
      *Gasp*

  • @docholliday9058
    @docholliday9058 5 лет назад +79

    *Squirrel Monkey:* _⭑Exists⭑_
    *VHS Overlay Effect:* _"I am about to make this man's whole career"_

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад

      Normie

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 5 лет назад +2

      *woman's
      Did a quick search on the voice of the video. Fun stuff, you should try it out sometime.

    • @docholliday9058
      @docholliday9058 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@Fightre_Flighte Kinna is the VO, Jo is the editor. Jo is a Dutch lad, Kinna is an American woman. Both are in their forties, veterans within their respective professions, and run the channel together.
      Now, I am not sure if the meanings have changed, but the last I checked it's usually the editor who does the editing and voice actors tend to do stuff like voice acting. Which was my reasoning for not deriving the meme from it's original form more than necessary.
      You know there are credits after each video. Highly recommend checking them out once in a while for the complete experience.

    • @Fightre_Flighte
      @Fightre_Flighte 5 лет назад

      @@docholliday9058
      Shots fired~
      I like it~~~
      (Aka, probably correct. But we don't know for sure)

    • @anotherhunkydory
      @anotherhunkydory 5 лет назад

      @@Fightre_Flighte someone need to point where the whites are.

  • @Unknown-sg4tv
    @Unknown-sg4tv 5 лет назад +96

    1:02/1:29 we are always travelling 1 second into the future.
    Making us time travellers.

    • @trscsaeg
      @trscsaeg 5 лет назад +1

      Not only that but despite the fact that we constantly travel 1 sec into the future we also always remain in the present at the same time

    • @matthewhuckin9178
      @matthewhuckin9178 5 лет назад +2

      Can i skip forward to payday pls :)

  • @BloodyMewtwo
    @BloodyMewtwo 5 лет назад +82

    This whole video reminds me of Fallout 3, haha.
    Where my pipboy, not leaving without it.

    • @freebird0147
      @freebird0147 5 лет назад

      Shut up loser

    • @BloodyMewtwo
      @BloodyMewtwo 5 лет назад +2

      @@freebird0147 dont hate the player hate the game asshole

  • @skyseah
    @skyseah 5 лет назад +166

    Why did you reveal confidential information

    • @SquirrelMonkeyCom
      @SquirrelMonkeyCom  5 лет назад +14

      :O

    • @skyseah
      @skyseah 5 лет назад +4

      @@SquirrelMonkeyComyes

    • @DaP84
      @DaP84 5 лет назад +6

      Maybe to alter the timeline?

    • @sc-ek6qz
      @sc-ek6qz 5 лет назад

      @@DaP84 yes.

    • @mrc8076
      @mrc8076 5 лет назад +1

      so they can deny it. they have a term for it but it slips my mind at the moment

  • @countdublevay7327
    @countdublevay7327 5 лет назад +31

    The first 25 who watched this, via YT, must have been sh!%ing themselves.

  • @Cybrtronlazr
    @Cybrtronlazr 5 лет назад +252

    Some of this is actually true! Wow. Well edited. Liked and subbed.

  • @NotSoCrazyNinja
    @NotSoCrazyNinja 5 лет назад +19

    Actually, time travel is more like changing the stations on a radio. Each moment in time is like a frequency on the dial. The tuner can only tune into the times it was designed for. As well, it's further complicated due to the fact that all time exists now. If you go "forward" or "backward", you may not be able to "get back" to where you started. It's sort of a one-way trip. Of course, there are ways to "view" different times (and different multiverses) without actually going there. What is seen though may not apply. It's a complicated topic that cannot be summarized in this medium of communication.

    • @kilokilo89
      @kilokilo89 4 года назад

      I woke up one morning after a time related dream and realized the complication being “everything is artifact”. I think it has something to do with everything being grounded equally.

    • @davethegaultney224
      @davethegaultney224 3 года назад

      Chronovisor?

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 года назад +5

      @@kilokilo89 Everything that has ever existed and will ever exist, every multiverse (infinite) exists "now". Luckily, for the sanity of us, we are tuned into one specific set of "frequencies". This gives the illusion of flowing time and the illusion of stability and predictability. The reality is that our "tuners" can be modified to tune into any "frequency". It sometimes accidentally happens and when it does, the person "vanishes". They instantly find themselves in a different place/time with no knowledge of how to return. Even if they had the knowledge, it's not exactly an easy trip to return. Viewing of other times and multiverses is a bit easier and safer. Some call this remote viewing. You essentially tune into the time and place you want to view but you do so in a way that doesn't alter your reality tuner so that you remain grounded in your time and place. What you see though may not relate at all to your current time. I bring all of this up because some people are naturally able to view different times and multiverses while they sleep and dream. These people tend to have "very weird" and "very realistic dreams". They also tend to dismiss what they dream as just dreams. However, these people are actually seeing into other times and multiverses. The infinite nature of the multiverses means that if it can be imagined, it exists somewhere in some time. There is a multiverse where you are me and I am you. There is a multiverse where you are the ruler of some country. There is a multiverse where you are a slave to some ruler. There are multiverses where you don't exist and multiverses where you exist with twins or triplets. There are multiverses where you gave up your meat suit and took on a robotic suit. The craziest thing is, with some training, you should theoretically be able to view any of these multiverses either in third person or first person.

    • @howardsmith9417
      @howardsmith9417 2 года назад

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja I'm impressed, I have somehow been able to see things that I can't explain and know things that are not in the scope of my physical travels and when I have those realistic dreams they are true or they become true. I've come to recognize them and I'm careful of the outcomes. I avoided a murder scenario when I dreamt the entire thing thru someone else's pov. A person I hadn't met killed another person I never did meet. It's was disturbing and I knew when I heard the rumor amongst the others that knew him that it wasn't a rumor. I have a question though are the future events I'm due to experience going on somewhere in another timeline now? Are the timeliness all in sync or are all possibilities concrete and do they exist because we have merely thought of them. Is an over active imagination make a reality that is beyond our laws of reality. In a sense negating any laws of any kind. Scientific laws I meanthinhs like time seem like they were fi n ote and set that we are not able to go to a place in time but that being changed is the fabric of everything dissolved into an array of disorder. Are we only limited by what we believe or is everything truly possible. I have dreams that I'm able to fly. But not fly in the traditional sense it's as if I'm able to jump and lighten my self at the same time and eventually I'm jumping several hundred feet up and just as far with little effort and I'm able to grab onto things to hold my altitude with out having to hold up my weight but just hold my space in the air. Crazy huh?

    • @Hannahbets
      @Hannahbets 2 года назад

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja do you dream in this way?

  • @qui9
    @qui9 5 лет назад +258

    I have a strong suspicion that the “sound of time traveling” is a rickroll

    • @lugiasean19
      @lugiasean19 5 лет назад +14

      Very Cringe Username - no it’s Miley Cyrus twerking on Rob Lowe to the blurred lines song.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад +2

      Normie

    • @autajaue9467
      @autajaue9467 5 лет назад +2

      @@Cjnw now im not sure if you're just idot
      but anyone who uses normie unironically should be gunned down

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 лет назад +1

      @@autajaue9467 "Rickroll(ed)" is so old, those NOT saying "normie" should be gunned down \:

    • @thecreamyone3606
      @thecreamyone3606 5 лет назад +1

      Shoulda been Spiritualized

  • @stevenmagasis4810
    @stevenmagasis4810 5 лет назад +6

    The perfect RUclips video beamed to us from the 1980s.

  • @JensAppelgreen
    @JensAppelgreen 5 лет назад +359

    Wait, end credits? You mean this wasn’t real?

    • @julianacromey7151
      @julianacromey7151 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao!! Dang!

    • @W711-t7x
      @W711-t7x 5 лет назад +16

      -"What happened to the people who didn't make the cut?"
      -"This part in ingenious. We will put them on candid camera and convince them that it was all an elaborate prank."

    • @MrNateSPF
      @MrNateSPF 5 лет назад +14

      Real videos can have credits too ;-)

    • @anthonyaymond1746
      @anthonyaymond1746 5 лет назад +11

      It felt real to me too.

    • @Bos_Meong
      @Bos_Meong 5 лет назад +6

      who knows? What if its real

  • @PastorPeewee20
    @PastorPeewee20 5 лет назад +3

    I am from 1970 and sent here to 2019! Wow what a ride!

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 5 лет назад

      Prepare to be excruciatingly dissapointed!

  • @alphaindustries5775
    @alphaindustries5775 5 лет назад +174

    Will my bank account be open?
    Lol futurama reference
    edit:few fweffefffeddddfedfed

    • @travisstraw3889
      @travisstraw3889 5 лет назад +1

      if there were only 2 like buttons for this!
      Leela: FRY! What are you doing
      Fry: I jumped off the top of the... splat!
      Leela: Awww!
      Time button: beep
      Professor: FFFUU!

    • @alphaindustries5775
      @alphaindustries5775 5 лет назад

      @@travisstraw3889 wat?

    • @TheJ1156
      @TheJ1156 5 лет назад +3

      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @james-xx2yg
      @james-xx2yg 5 лет назад

      @@alphaindustries5775 its a episode

    • @bansheemania1692
      @bansheemania1692 5 лет назад

      Do you remember your password.tge price of.A slice of Pizza and Large soda

  • @robscanlon6568
    @robscanlon6568 5 лет назад +42

    missed opportunity "we'll explain that earlier"

  • @user-cd2ig4ij6v
    @user-cd2ig4ij6v 5 лет назад +21

    This Time-Traveling Video Is Very.... Uh... Life Changing....
    I Don't Even Wanna Time Travel Now After This...

  • @richarde.rednerjr.5142
    @richarde.rednerjr.5142 5 лет назад +3

    I totally get all the nods at video games and the associations with each other. Love the video. Top notch work guys!

  • @foreverplaceholder
    @foreverplaceholder 5 лет назад +70

    Missed opportunity to have the measurement be hpk (hours per kilometres).

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 5 лет назад +210

    Instructions unclear, I arrived at September 11, 2001. At WTC atm, hey look, why is th.|{

    • @bootlegsanesss
      @bootlegsanesss 5 лет назад +9

      this comment is a plane crash

    • @januzairamli4426
      @januzairamli4426 5 лет назад

      Initially,I thought this was a Time Force reference

    • @gusmcgussy3299
      @gusmcgussy3299 5 лет назад +5

      Lame comment... unreal... no respect .... obviously rerards who werent born in 01 let alone have been there to experience the absolute horror

    • @MrVincehood
      @MrVincehood 5 лет назад

      Please get evidence that bush and Cheney did do it Rumsfeld too. Sep. 10 speech.

    • @gusmcgussy3299
      @gusmcgussy3299 5 лет назад +2

      @Im not racist I swear
      Um... jet fuel cant melt steel beams.... said the mechanical engineer with a degree from university of wa emphasis in design.... i know the melting point of i beam steel....and jet fuel does NOT burn that hot

  • @oliverfalco7060
    @oliverfalco7060 5 лет назад +11

    Wow I never realised about the air at the space you will travel. I'm watching an anime called Steins;Gate about time traveling and the explanation of time lines is better than the one that the anime makes. Thanks for this marvelous channel, hope both get the golden botton someday

  • @fgrillo239
    @fgrillo239 5 лет назад +9

    Tried sharing this with uncle Rico but he just changed it to show me him throwing a football instead. I enjoyed that more too

  • @alexbock8353
    @alexbock8353 5 лет назад +39

    Hah loved it! The "Temposexuals" was a fantastic little detail that really made it a fantastic video!

  • @ultraBen24
    @ultraBen24 5 лет назад +18

    "You'll scare people with your looks" yeah well nothing unusual..

  • @raz0229
    @raz0229 5 лет назад +19

    Time is PRECIOUS
    Money is too
    Time=Precious=Money
    ATM is money MACHINE
    Hence Proved, ATM is TIME MACHINE
    _I always knew, money in ATM came from future!_

  • @Lakatu22
    @Lakatu22 5 лет назад +4

    The weird thing is that they are accurate in the knowledge of the planet moving away from you while you’re traveling in time or even teleporting.... think someone is hiding in plain sight

  • @annax5212
    @annax5212 5 лет назад +49

    the good old days of the 80's when people knew that the earth was not flat

    • @PannierLaw
      @PannierLaw 5 лет назад

      And now people are thinking it’s shaped like a...
      Donut...

    • @stevejobs5488
      @stevejobs5488 5 лет назад +3

      Anna X thank god people have started to wake up. The. Earth. Is. Flat.

    • @iced5531
      @iced5531 5 лет назад +8

      @@stevejobs5488 im dissapointed in steve jobs.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 5 лет назад +1

      Ya, what a bunch of idiots. Everyone KNOWS it's an isosceles rhombiod.

    • @isaiahsea3248
      @isaiahsea3248 5 лет назад +1

      You have to understand where this whole earth is flat idea comes from. No the earth is not flat, it is round. BUT from higher dimensions the earth looks like a flat LCD screen.

  • @DG-qq6gz
    @DG-qq6gz 5 лет назад +30

    This is a soft "disclosure" of what happens in a military run facility. A private company doing research & development will progress quicker since there is no military "red tape" and stifling security checkpoints. 😎⏳⏰⌛

  • @starlightwitch12
    @starlightwitch12 5 лет назад +20

    Great video, I can't wait for the other Wonders of the World Wide Web episodes to come out.

  • @Falstaff0809
    @Falstaff0809 5 лет назад +9

    Captures the style of such a thing perfectly. Except . . . there was no Air Force in 1932, it was the Army Air Corps.

  • @k9builder
    @k9builder 5 лет назад +29

    With my luck, I would hit a quantum flux and arrive in 2277, after an all-encompassing global-thermonuclear war. Now, which way is it to either Diamond City or Megaton?

    • @daleeloph7759
      @daleeloph7759 5 лет назад +2

      Christopher Rose Master Blaster runs Bartertown

    • @reflex4948
      @reflex4948 5 лет назад +1

      War... war never changes

    • @philippeamon7271
      @philippeamon7271 5 лет назад +1

      Then there's some blah blah blah, government approved, veeery official. But they only let blondes actually enter the shelter, because Wednesday??? And they say there's already dangerous fallout, and they have to do 'decontamination', right? So they stick me in, what basically amounts to a human freezer, and I wake up 200 years later, when they thaw me out and have replaced most of my body with cybernetics, for a "special mission", I'm like: Yeah, let me guess... They sent me... 200 years... back in time!
      VAULT-TEC!!!!!

  • @maximus4765
    @maximus4765 5 лет назад +18

    "What will happen to my family?"
    "Oh, dont worry about them. We'll take care of them."
    That makes me even more worried.

  • @devin1234
    @devin1234 5 лет назад +18

    *This video was taken down by the Department of Totally Has Nothing to Do with Time Travel.

    • @keiromultiverse3608
      @keiromultiverse3608 5 лет назад +3

      Deformalized
      Time travel? Haha, this was just a really elaborate prank! Gotcha!

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 5 лет назад

      Would you happen to know anything about a secret foundation capturing anomalous objects and beings and containing them to the best of their ability for extended research to ensure public safety?

    • @devin1234
      @devin1234 5 лет назад

      hamburgerdog25
      Shhh! We don't talk about the SC-

  • @whittakerdanielj
    @whittakerdanielj 5 лет назад +4

    The description of the Wow Signal was... Wow!

  • @S1M91NG
    @S1M91NG 5 лет назад +29

    Instruction unclear. Ended up in Hiroshima on 6th of august 1945. Its 8am right now clear sky. What's the worst that could happen?

    • @epicproportionsmediaproduc6697
      @epicproportionsmediaproduc6697 5 лет назад

      Deez Nuts imagine me running into you here! 😂

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 5 лет назад +1

      Crazy times. I ended up in Boston in 1770. I think its spring right around this time? I couldn't salvage much from the trip, it was quite disastrous. I suppose traveling this far back in time proved to be...problematic for this equipment. Miraculously, some bits remained, including my all-time media browser (my current means of reaching this interweb broadcast video, as I assume yours as well). I see some few gentlemen approaching, they look armed, maybe wealthy judging by their attire. Authorities I assume. Mayhaps they can point me to who is in charge?
      I suppose it will take a matter of centuries for this to reach your digital text response so, yours from the past - [REDACTED]
      (from what I understand, that is some form of weird interweb humor).

    • @JonW77
      @JonW77 5 лет назад +2

      Find the nearest shop and quickly buy (then apply) some Factor 5,000,000 sun block... Also you might want an umbrella.

  • @lisaann4174
    @lisaann4174 5 лет назад +6

    Wow! The sky noises have been re-explained. ☮️

  • @Time4Technology
    @Time4Technology 5 лет назад +10

    Wow, this is so authentic.. I really think this would pass some people :D Great job as always. Keep it up!!

  • @bruceholinight7978
    @bruceholinight7978 5 лет назад +3

    We don't have to time travel , we're already in the past , present , and future !

  • @vmpere2637
    @vmpere2637 5 лет назад +11

    Ah, perfect. Just in time to remember the 21st night of september.

  • @docholliday9058
    @docholliday9058 5 лет назад +10

    They forgot to mention that time traveling noises may include a distant and somewhat faint *_"VWORP! VWORP!"_* sound as well. This is perfectly normal, and is actually considered likely to be a good sign by most experts.

    • @DynaReal
      @DynaReal Год назад

      they did mention that at 8:03

  • @JohnFoley1701
    @JohnFoley1701 5 лет назад +12

    this should be an instruction video for sci fi writers.

  • @Corvidknows
    @Corvidknows 5 лет назад

    Creative people are cheerful people. This time travel video has the cheeriest narration I've ever heard. A fun ride in more than one way!

  • @Gamesgamelan
    @Gamesgamelan 5 лет назад +26

    We're traveling at 1 second/ per second. Nice! Hahaha

  • @kencur9690
    @kencur9690 5 лет назад +8

    I came back from 2145 and I can confirm this video is legit.

    • @daneilaarts6601
      @daneilaarts6601 5 лет назад

      but didnt this fake ass film say traveling backwards was impossible? LMAO

    • @aer1va
      @aer1va 4 года назад

      Ok go back now :,)

    • @omniwagon
      @omniwagon 4 года назад +1

      @@daneilaarts6601 He found out how to travel backwards

  • @DarkLight748
    @DarkLight748 5 лет назад +12

    I travelled to the future, and Half-Life 3 was still not out, so I came back.

  • @jakereed567
    @jakereed567 5 лет назад +16

    When we die in this simulation we wake up in another ☠️❤️🎊🤯

  • @hecatialapislazulli5426
    @hecatialapislazulli5426 5 лет назад +11

    I heard rumors about failed tests. Objets and animals, particularlly bananas, become a jelly green-like thing when time travel failed.

  • @Knee_Boy64
    @Knee_Boy64 5 лет назад

    Words can't express how happy I got when I saw Weird Paul's picture come up. He came to Chicago and played a private show in my basement. It was amazing.

  • @timg2727
    @timg2727 5 лет назад +4

    This is a lot more detailed than I expected. Nicely done!

  • @marcius692
    @marcius692 5 лет назад

    I need to show this video to anyone who's ever sat through a time travel movie with me and had to listen to me go on about how they didn't take into account that the method they used for time travel would have to move them not only temporally but spatially as well because of the rotation of the earth and its orbit around the sun. Plus, I'd be telling them about how exact the spatial measurements would have to be on knowing exactly where the earth would be because of the resulting explosion from materializing in a wall or any solid object. I'd never even considered that the existing air would be a factor too so thanx for that.

  • @TheWaxworker
    @TheWaxworker 5 лет назад +5

    Best mockumentary I've seen thus far. For a moment, I actually thought it was made in the 1980s. You've got the whole feeling of the era nailed down. Great work!

  • @KCSRailstudios
    @KCSRailstudios 5 лет назад +15

    Wow. This is really amazing footage. How did you get the permission to upload this?! Did the government say it was okay? I can’t believe Area 51 is keeping this from us!

  • @guntervonfurbaugh155
    @guntervonfurbaugh155 5 лет назад +5

    This is absolutely precious, and very well-made. I also like that actual scientific theory is worked in somewhat. However, some of the still photos post-date the time period this is supposed to have been made within, as are some of the animation/infographic creation techniques employed. Still, I'd love to see more of this kind of idea. Please.

  • @3p1ks
    @3p1ks 4 года назад +2

    Even though this was a parody video, it was actually interesting with all the theories.

  • @Acsion42
    @Acsion42 5 лет назад +4

    You may have forgotten that while the earth both rotates and orbits the sun, the sun also orbits Sagittarius A* at a speed of 483,000+ mph. So in your graphic of the theoretical time traveler it would look more like earth shooting off the screen.

  • @travelstagram6198
    @travelstagram6198 5 лет назад

    Amazing video!! Thank you for sharing it ✈️

  • @ok-yi7bi
    @ok-yi7bi 5 лет назад +13

    This is disappointing. I accidentally spilled my coffee on the machine, and got stuck in a loop forever where it is always 1985. HELP!!!

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 5 лет назад +3

      Just stay there, you're better off.

    • @1986baldwinvic
      @1986baldwinvic 5 лет назад +1

      What will you do without 5G or iphone?

    • @ok-yi7bi
      @ok-yi7bi 5 лет назад

      @@1986baldwinvic 5 what now?

  • @vnlbrand
    @vnlbrand 5 лет назад

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GAWD your channel is too good for this world! Love your videos

  • @lazyeffectz3511
    @lazyeffectz3511 5 лет назад +12

    *_A woman who looks like a young woman could actually be 80 years ol-_*

  • @theycallmeken
    @theycallmeken 5 лет назад

    Ah just how I needed to start my morning off. Thanks y’all!

  • @bobbobertson9325
    @bobbobertson9325 5 лет назад +13

    The DSM-LXI lmfao. Of course we have to keep on identifying new psychological conditions in the future!

  • @scottbuzz1
    @scottbuzz1 5 лет назад +1

    Loved it. Really creative and semi-real feeling. Great stuff. Might as well be real honestly. Seems so plausible and given declassified docs I've read it's not far out actually.

  • @koichihirose2175
    @koichihirose2175 5 лет назад +4

    Love it! It uses some of Dragon Ball time travel theory. With alternate timelines

    • @SquirrelMonkeyCom
      @SquirrelMonkeyCom  5 лет назад

      Did you know that one of the Dragon Ball Z voice actors did a voice for one of our videos? A video that we moved to our Dutch (inactive) channel.

    • @koichihirose2175
      @koichihirose2175 5 лет назад

      Squirrel Monkey No way! That’s really cool

  • @alcosmic
    @alcosmic 5 лет назад +5

    Really, really great - except I think the sun (and by extension the entire solar system) has its own orbit around the galactic center.

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 5 лет назад +1

      Well, keep in mind we can still view the same star patterns in the sky as we have been able to for centuries. This means that either our solar system sits dormant or our solar system, along with the galaxy (at least to our viewing extent) is traveling at the same speed, orbiting something bigger, as you suggest.

  • @AlexS-sc3gb
    @AlexS-sc3gb 5 лет назад +9

    So that's how time travel worked...

  • @ufostacks3786
    @ufostacks3786 5 лет назад +26

    Temposexuals!!! Sounds like my chances are better in the future..
    Mount up and let's go!

    • @anotherhunkydory
      @anotherhunkydory 5 лет назад

      IT'S LIKE DOGBOY on that old show liquid tv.....

  • @goldengifts3830
    @goldengifts3830 5 лет назад +15

    This is what they show when you join the Beauru of Time Travel
    (If you get this refrence I applaud you.)

  • @Dreaded88
    @Dreaded88 5 лет назад +6

    @Squirrel Monkey:
    I'm sorry, but if I'm not able to either go back to 1978, or to project my current-day-mind into myself in 1978, this has no-value to me!

  • @xxalex423xx
    @xxalex423xx 5 лет назад +20

    aww man my bank account wont be active i wanted to pull a Philip J. Fry and become an instant billonare

  • @semiace6301
    @semiace6301 5 лет назад +10

    Accidentally arrived in April 14th, 1912
    On some random boat.

    • @andromedaputraharyanto5420
      @andromedaputraharyanto5420 5 лет назад

      Beware of icebergs ;)

    • @bernardoprovenzanno3142
      @bernardoprovenzanno3142 5 лет назад

      Do you like hamhocks or neckbones?🤔

    • @JGlaister
      @JGlaister 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, for some reason all the time travellers end up there. Soon you should see a couple of guys names Doug and Tony who will demand to talk with the captain. And the crew will be chasing after Jeffrey, a kid in a red and white pullover, and his travelling companion Phineas Bogg. One account I read claims more than 200 time travellers were present on the ship.

    • @bigkozlov
      @bigkozlov 5 лет назад

      @@JGlaister Time Tunnel... a classic! Glad you threw that one into the mix of comments.

  • @matturban9103
    @matturban9103 5 лет назад +5

    The termperal incursion field emitters were not properly aligned on the 1940's machine. That why it exploded.

  • @pewdiepieli8476
    @pewdiepieli8476 5 лет назад +17

    I think I did something wrong I went to August, 6, 1945... In Hiroshima

    • @delonzo83
      @delonzo83 5 лет назад

      Me too and Godzuki whoop my ass😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zdcyclops1lickley190
      @zdcyclops1lickley190 5 лет назад

      Hope you packed plenty of SPF 1,000,000 sunscreen.

  • @elliesurvive1303
    @elliesurvive1303 5 лет назад +25

    they said that tesla tried making a time machine in new york in 1890s

    • @oregonbigfoot1954
      @oregonbigfoot1954 5 лет назад +5

      Read the same thing and Trumps uncle was the one who grab the tech. Look it up.

    • @tsg_frank5829
      @tsg_frank5829 5 лет назад +1

      @@oregonbigfoot1954
      Trump The Time Lord
      Accompanied by the Pence

    • @oregonbigfoot1954
      @oregonbigfoot1954 5 лет назад

      TSG Frank I know it sounds crazy but there is 11 trunks of his inventions missing when uncle trump was tasked to claim up to 50 trunks worth of designs.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 5 лет назад

      That would make sense, especially if Elon Musk called a press conference and finally came clean by ripping off his latex mask and revealed himself as the eccentric Serbia all this time, a la "Ironman".
      "The truth is... I am Tesla.".

    • @elliesurvive1303
      @elliesurvive1303 5 лет назад

      @@rsrt6910 i swear he tried but he failed

  • @augustusmcgovern6084
    @augustusmcgovern6084 5 лет назад

    NO WAY?! We are traveling through time at 1 second per secnd?! I cannot fathom how we maintain such a velocity through such a set chronologically steady pace? I kind of feel like I've never stopped doing it my whole life!

  • @disuko
    @disuko 5 лет назад +13

    Do you remember?
    The 21st night, of September?
    2145?

    • @lokolop1
      @lokolop1 5 лет назад +1

      angpug1 Never forget Chicago... that’s why I am in 2019

  • @v.k.8153
    @v.k.8153 5 лет назад

    Oh my God, I'm *SO* glad someone finally brought up how Earth moves in space! But the Sun is moving, too!

  • @amunra4015
    @amunra4015 5 лет назад +8

    Number of people that checked under their seat at the end of this video
    I
    \/

    • @penguin-IDK
      @penguin-IDK 5 лет назад

      im fourth

    • @dustinm2717
      @dustinm2717 5 лет назад

      I am not on a seat
      what am i supposed to do, check my ass?

  • @ethanbrown2019
    @ethanbrown2019 5 лет назад

    This was very entertaining to watch and rather realistic, if there was time travel of course. I love how you put a logistical explanation to time travel. Instead of the popular bang and you're there.

    • @braybray7625
      @braybray7625 2 года назад

      if you want to search, peguses project and the montauk chair, youll find that teleportation in relevant time has been possible for over 50 years, with nikolas tesla dropping coins through a magnetised cpil, sent a 1958 penny back to 1956, just ONE of his experiments.

    • @ethanbrown2019
      @ethanbrown2019 2 года назад

      @@braybray7625 I'm actually well aware of his numerous experiments and actually love the science that man conducted and proved. He has many fascinating projects worth looking into.

  • @raffierutomo8948
    @raffierutomo8948 5 лет назад +8

    Pffft rookies, I already time travel by walking and moving through space faster hence traveling nanoseconds through time

    • @X606
      @X606 5 лет назад

      Yeah I figured out time travel a long time ago, but I only have 1 speed that I can go: 1 second per second!

  • @TravelQuintessence
    @TravelQuintessence 5 лет назад

    Great Video 👍🏿 Loved it

  • @JoshuaHere
    @JoshuaHere 5 лет назад +17

    On 21st of September, 2145 I could become 146. 🎉

  • @chriscmb
    @chriscmb 5 лет назад +1

    The grandfather Theory is actually something that is true. I heard someone mention this before and it makes so much sense. When you travel in time you will be in an alternate timeline. If you do that how will you know which timeline is your original

  • @nathanbinns6345
    @nathanbinns6345 5 лет назад +7

    Please do cat memes next! I definitely feel the 80s and 90s could have been improved by cat memes.

  • @justinking6529
    @justinking6529 5 лет назад +3

    The sound of time travel at 8 minutes and 40 seconds, sounds like the mysterious sounds everyone hears that they say is tunnelling or the trumpet sounds of God and end days

    • @TheDirtyChef
      @TheDirtyChef 5 лет назад +1

      Was just thinking the same thing. But I guess we will never know for sure since nobody can come back from the future. And I was really hoping to try 2145's weed.😔 very disappointed in time travel right now.

  • @inte_agust
    @inte_agust 5 лет назад +15

    i just watched this sitting on the toilet

    • @dwarfchicken
      @dwarfchicken 5 лет назад +1

      Solid or liquid

    • @SquirrelMonkeyCom
      @SquirrelMonkeyCom  5 лет назад +8

      While you were time traveling 1 second per second.

    • @inte_agust
      @inte_agust 5 лет назад +1

      liquid really stinky it is even almost 2 am

    • @dwarfchicken
      @dwarfchicken 5 лет назад

      @@inte_agust
      *_nice_*

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 5 лет назад +1

      Nine minutes on the toilet? Eat more fiber!

  • @fusakei1825
    @fusakei1825 3 года назад +2

    I was just thinking about how if we sent this back in time to the 60’s they’d legit believe it was real but then I realised of course they would because it was literally sent back in time. Idk what I was thinking, I guess what I mean is if this tape was made in the 80’s and someone claimed to have found it near Area 51, a lot of people would have believed it was real and it would’ve made the news

  • @davidtillwach5542
    @davidtillwach5542 5 лет назад +33

    I guess they don't need a flux capacitor

    • @mimis.4093
      @mimis.4093 5 лет назад +2

      Right! I thought we had to have a fancy named machine!?

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 5 лет назад +1

      @@mimis.4093 we can name it Reginald, if you like.

    • @mimis.4093
      @mimis.4093 5 лет назад +1

      That would be a Good name! Thanks !

  • @sarahlang7724
    @sarahlang7724 5 лет назад

    Loved the purple eyes ...😊

  • @kitashi0
    @kitashi0 5 лет назад +10

    Instructions Unclear.
    I arrived at Germany during WW2

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 5 лет назад +1

    I think I landed in the wrong year. You remember that billionaire who hosted WrestleMania in the late 80s? Well he's the president and a lot of people hate him now. Also, people got lazy and have combined phones, computers, maps, entertainment, and social interactions into one handheld device. The future's kind of depressing