I’m pretty sure at 0:19 we all collectively realized what “This little piggy went to market” actually meant. I, too, was under the impression that the swine was indeed doing it’s shopping. My reality is now shattered and a piece of my innocence has been broken off.
I found out a few years back. My life has never been the same since. If you look up something like “this little piggy explanation” there’s a morbid tale about eqch one
My mom told me when I was 5. I became a stout vegan for 6 years after that,and learning about the whole situation. I now eat dairy sometimes,and only eat meat when it's a treat from my mom or I'm at someone else's house for a holiday and I dont want to be rude.
1:23- Not sure if this is more comforting or more scary for you, but things break on planes ALL the time. When I worked in the airline industry, maintenance had to be called over constantly between flights to get one thing or another fixed. Honestly, all the engines could completely die and as long as the wings are still attached, planes can glide for miles before they are forced to land. As a matter of fact, a huge chunk of learning to fly a plane is practicing making different kinds of emergency landings for different scenarios. Now, please recline your seat (but not too far or it will annoy the person behind you) and enjoy your flight! :)
Here is another one. The life jackets are at this point, more to comfort travelers who would find it suspicious if they were just not onboard anymore. There have never been an emergency where they have been confirmed to contribute to save lives. The line between not needing one and death, is so small they are honestly just a sinking cost. It's usually an emergency within helps reach, all souls accounted for. Or catastrophic, mid air burning debris, good luck even getting your dingy float vest on in time to.. oh no the water surface might as well be concrete. If at any time a plane actually relatively safely lands and you are able to be saved in time, the vest would at most, help you if you fell into the water during rescue. Escape slides, and liferafts, on the other hand.
@@insaincaldo would a helmet be more useful? Y'know, since knowing that one of the most dangerous thing from a plane crash is the yanking of the neck or skull fractures (that's why we have to embrace right?)
@@syweb2 Yeah-yeah...I'd rather be safe and I know that nowhere is safe But planes mean that you have to trust other people and that's a big no in my book
I'm a hairy fat guy. According to my nieces and nephews, I qualify as a big comfy pillow, shaped like a teddy bear, that dispenses candy and "dad jokes". I guess I take after my dad.
5:57 “Dealers get cars in the mall by driving them right in! However, the cars don’t enter through the same doors as shoppers do. Most malls have special larger doors that are utilized for bulky items and large shipments, including cars intended to go on display. In some malls, they can also remove the doors for similar purposes. This is a much more difficult and time-consuming tactic, though, so it’s typically avoided if possible.” -someone on getjerry
5:50 nearly every mall with 2+ floors has a utility elevator or a shipment ramp that leads to the second floor. Most malls that have ramps for shipments to the second floor have a first floor that is partially underground. That’s why you can enter many malls from the second floor, and also see truck bays on the second floor.
My whole world came crashing down twice in the first minute and a half of this video: The "this little piggy" (0:21) and flying (1:20). Oh well, I guess it's good for the soul to die a little every now and then. Thanks for the existential crisis, Emkay!
7:08 - similar horror story here. I work with a small startup drone company and was working at the manufacturing facility one day. I opened the door to the office area, which is next to the bathrooms. Loudly proclaimed that it “smells like piss in here.” Walk to the back of the area, and find our CEO talking to two investors who all definitely heard me.
7:20 Tattoos are NOT unprofessional. Piercings are NOT unprofessional. Growing your hair out and/or dying it blue or some other outlandish color is NOT unprofessional. What IS unprofessional is refusing to hire someone based solely on their appearance.
15:32 "But are they best friends? Or is the goose just an a-hole who keeps sitting on his back and he just can't get him off so he just given up and accepted his fate?" Is... that not how friendship works?
8:57 those horses are from Assatuege Island in Maryland USA. Assatuege is a national park that is known for having around 100 wild horses in its area that have been living there for a very long time, and have there own way of life. They sometimes swim in the ocean to get away from biting flies and mosquitoes.
3:45: Reminds me of a Gabriel Iglesias bit. Cop tells him, "The only funnier time was the time my friend pulled some fat kid over who gave him a box of donuts!"
For decades I though the jeans were *_THE_* most uncomfortable piece of clothing EVER. Then I learned that jeans _AREN'T_ supposed to be so tight you can't bend your knees, from the day you buy them, despite being a still-growing child - my mom just sucked at buying clothes.
0:23 I thought that pig went shopping for the longest time too but to be fair I had a nursery book of rhymes that depicted that last pig literally going to market with a shopping basket XD like walking on it's hind legs like a human carrying a shopping basket
And yet here I am, early twenties, where after a year of doing a lot of overtime, being the go-to guy for covering if someone is off, as well as accepting work calls at home if they are unable to deal with a problem, I have received three raises and been promoted to junior manager.
3:03 There are so many different styles of jeans, I’d be shocked if you genuinely can’t find ones that are comfortable for you. Just go to your local clothes store and bring a bunch into the changing rooms.
No, jeans are just the least comfortable types of trousers. They can be better or worse types, but stuff like yoga pants, chinos, and even slim fit are all much more comfortable. Though, honestly, if you are in a position where heating the house isn't an issue, I don't see why people would want to wear clothes at home anyway.
@@LegendStormcrow Depends on the make. There are ones somewhat looser around the crotch region, or I think there are anyway since I got a few pairs for men and never had any discomfort from them. Aside from the fact that erections were incredibly obvious, of course.
Okay, so that Talented Mr Ripley thing completely threw me off guard. Like, of all conceivable referenceable films, that one. I mean, you do you, but très random
The Russian language actually names Cookies in a valid way. They're called "Pecheni"(roughly) which comes from "Pech" translating to "Bake". So in Russian they basically translate to "Bakeies". As an aside, "Pech" is also an old-style oven.
I have these weird moments of productivity in which I research some random things, and recently, that research was on stun-guns and tasers and whether 600,000 volts were genuinely non-lethal. I'm positive somebody would look at my search history someday and call me a sadist. It wouldn't be the first time.
I can explain that salad in Pittsburgh thing actually. It's more than just, "lol america fat" Back when Pittsburgh was still a major steel producing city, you had a lot of construction workers, working high up in sky scrapers as they were building them. They'd eat their lunches up there, on the buildings. Burgers and fries were a very popular thing, however, sitting over a 30 story ledge trying to eat a burger and fries is inconvenient. So they started putting the fries on the burgers. This became incredibly popular to the point that any burger place in the city worth any thing started to do it as well. Fast forward decades later and this became a major thing for the city in the long term. And in order for various burger places to attract more business they started to spread that idea to other things. putting fries in every thing. So yes, fries in your salad in Pittsburgh at least has ONE other reason to exist than our asses are fat
3:28 you shall by trialed by the international court for your crimes against the KitKat bars including the picture which contains an evidence of torture .
Let's be honest, Sex party is *technically* more accurate than Gender Reveal party, even if it sounds VERY DIFFERENT. After all, the kid hasn't even been born yet, no one knows their gender, but you do know their sex. That mom was just right. XD
Im pretty sure that guy that wanted 7 to be divisionable by 3 wanted it because 7 is the most annoying 1 digit number. there is no simple way to find if something is a multiple of 7 you have to do the math. But with 3 you can find if a number is a multiple of 3 by adding up the digits of the number to see if that number is a multiple of 3.
How to find if a number is a multiple of 7 Step 1: Multiply the tens digit by 3, the hundreds digit by 9, thousands digit by 27, etc. Step 2: Add them all together to see if that makes a multiple of 7 ex. 14 1*3 + 4 = 7, therefore 14 is a multiple of 7 98 9*3 +8 27+8 35, therefore 98 is a multiple of 7 69 6*3 + 9 18+9 27 (it's not a multiple of 7, therefore 69 is not a multiple of 7)
10:26 actually, it is called a sex reveal party. You're revealing the sex of the child. You can't really reveal someone else's gender unless you're being a bad friend to your trans friend and outing them.
It's also a genitalia reveal party when you think about it. Why is so important to cis people if a baby has a wiener or not? And they call us trans folk obsessed with our bodies.
Thank you! People get upset when I point this out, and I'm just like, mate, I'm not the one throwing a party just to announce what a baby has in their pants. I think they know, on some level, that it's weird and creepy.
6:34 clearly you've yet to snuggle with an endomorph. Anyone in a range as wide as from fat to non-toned buff is covered in squishy goodness and feels incredible to hug
Sort of. They see us as "cats" the way we see nonhuman intelligent aliens (or whatever) in fiction as "people." We know they're not biologically human, but they're still "people."
the std suing was because the insurance company broke their contract by ignoring the binding arbitration then appealed twice, each time the settlement got a lot bigger.
I'm still laughing from that deez nuts post, that, that was glorious. Deserves all the Reddit awards, if I saw that man post exactly that on Reddit, I'd spend all of my coins on it. (and that is saying something since I haven't spent a dime on Reddit)
Also, another type of glue that used to be made and used a lot was rabbit-skin glue. (It was used a lot for binding artists' canvas ahead of painting, as well as for art restoration.) But it isn't often mentioned.
11:13 why couldn't they just teach him Morse code and use the implant like that? honestly, it's an impressive medium to communicate with and I'm surprised by how little people think of just having the brain control a blinking light. - a guy who hasn't read the article just because the sauce wasn't given
0:14 As for someone who lives close to here, I can confirm that French fries are a part of the vegetable food group, given that they’re made from potatoes.
...they post twice a day,every day. At the time I'm posting this,its 4:15,and you posted this 5 minutes ago,my time. And at 10:30 A:M my time,and at 4:01 my time,EmKay posts,every day.
I live in Pittsburgh and can confirm the standard steak or chicken salads around here usually come with fries on them. The burgh has a long history of putting fries in unexpected places. Try out a Primantis sandwich if you come visit and you’ll see what I mean, fries and slaw rammed right in there and it’s friggin delicious.
The funniest thing is that the kate bush and top gun post isn't just referring to people celebrating 1986 but all of it is actually just strangee things season 4 existing, and i think thats beautiful.
Fun fact: the reason why people say "bless you" when someone sneezes is because back in the day christians used to think that sneezes were the soul trying to escape the body, and so they said "bless you" to prevent the soul from escaping.
2:55 I live in skinny jeans. That and sweatpants are the only types of pants I own. My friends all think I'm crazy when I fall asleep in them, I get so tired I just don't feel like taking them off. And they're comfy.
Fun fact : the “dog” you were haunted by is actually from a horror game could ( poppy play time chapter 2 ) and his name is ( PJ Pug-A-Pillar ) and he is a combination of a pug and a caterpillar He is also long very long and he’s blue and purple 🐶💜💙💜💙💜💙
The Amarillo zoo thing. No it is not a meme. Yes, we think it's probably human, and no, we are not sure. Could be some creature that got lost on the highway. That's how the Gorrillaz got here.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
I’m pretty sure at 0:19 we all collectively realized what “This little piggy went to market” actually meant. I, too, was under the impression that the swine was indeed doing it’s shopping. My reality is now shattered and a piece of my innocence has been broken off.
I found out a few years back. My life has never been the same since. If you look up something like “this little piggy explanation” there’s a morbid tale about eqch one
I too was today years old for me to realize this as well
My mom told me when I was 5.
I became a stout vegan for 6 years after that,and learning about the whole situation.
I now eat dairy sometimes,and only eat meat when it's a treat from my mom or I'm at someone else's house for a holiday and I dont want to be rude.
I never heard that, can someone explain it to me?
@@CraftingCat_IX the piggy was being butchered
1:23- Not sure if this is more comforting or more scary for you, but things break on planes ALL the time. When I worked in the airline industry, maintenance had to be called over constantly between flights to get one thing or another fixed. Honestly, all the engines could completely die and as long as the wings are still attached, planes can glide for miles before they are forced to land. As a matter of fact, a huge chunk of learning to fly a plane is practicing making different kinds of emergency landings for different scenarios. Now, please recline your seat (but not too far or it will annoy the person behind you) and enjoy your flight! :)
Here is another one. The life jackets are at this point, more to comfort travelers who would find it suspicious if they were just not onboard anymore. There have never been an emergency where they have been confirmed to contribute to save lives. The line between not needing one and death, is so small they are honestly just a sinking cost.
It's usually an emergency within helps reach, all souls accounted for. Or catastrophic, mid air burning debris, good luck even getting your dingy float vest on in time to.. oh no the water surface might as well be concrete.
If at any time a plane actually relatively safely lands and you are able to be saved in time, the vest would at most, help you if you fell into the water during rescue.
Escape slides, and liferafts, on the other hand.
@@insaincaldo would a helmet be more useful? Y'know, since knowing that one of the most dangerous thing from a plane crash is the yanking of the neck or skull fractures (that's why we have to embrace right?)
Thanks,I'll never ever go to Italy again to see my grandma.
@@Schrodingers_kid I think the point is that planes are _very_ fault tolerant.
@@syweb2 Yeah-yeah...I'd rather be safe and I know that nowhere is safe
But planes mean that you have to trust other people and that's a big no in my book
7:20 This mom was really like "Tattoo prompt detected. Processing. Loading boomer response. Response dispensing."
She just called her daughter a hoe
j
@@miau5878 j
@@loren430j
"when did we get cheated out of having comfy pillows as bodies" two words for you Jack. Chunky girls.
Or if you're a spider-Man fan, you could cuddle with Doc Ock. he's kinda chunky.
I'm a hairy fat guy. According to my nieces and nephews, I qualify as a big comfy pillow, shaped like a teddy bear, that dispenses candy and "dad jokes". I guess I take after my dad.
@@AsgardianQueen NGL that actually sounds nice
yessss chonky girlsss
Or just fat people
Fun fact: they actually build earth around the cars in malls
That was fun
This is still fun
They order cars from IKEA, and assemble them at the spot.
@𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑰 did some research, we're both wrong, they actually build the entirety of the universe around these cars and then wait for civilization
They build the whole mall around that one car
9:00 -- By Goddess, þose aren't horses, þey're kelpies! Run for þe hills! Don't listen to þeir lies!
Your decision to use thorns in this comment was fucking amazing.
@@Bacteriophagebs þorns*
@@notYourBro44 Porns? Sexy
@@notYourBro44 🤨🤨🤨
wait hold on i need to what
þose horses are kelpies?
whats a kelpy
5:57 “Dealers get cars in the mall by driving them right in! However, the cars don’t enter through the same doors as shoppers do.
Most malls have special larger doors that are utilized for bulky items and large shipments, including cars intended to go on display.
In some malls, they can also remove the doors for similar purposes. This is a much more difficult and time-consuming tactic, though, so it’s typically avoided if possible.” -someone on getjerry
5:50 nearly every mall with 2+ floors has a utility elevator or a shipment ramp that leads to the second floor. Most malls that have ramps for shipments to the second floor have a first floor that is partially underground. That’s why you can enter many malls from the second floor, and also see truck bays on the second floor.
My whole world came crashing down twice in the first minute and a half of this video: The "this little piggy" (0:21) and flying (1:20). Oh well, I guess it's good for the soul to die a little every now and then. Thanks for the existential crisis, Emkay!
Wait what does the pig thing mean?
@@sussybaka5201 It got killed and is being sold at the market
@@sussybaka5201 oh, this little piggy went to market, not because he was shopping, but because he was being sold as a ham or bacon or something.
@@RikkiLove0317 oh dear-
If it helps, a surprisingly large amount of things on a plane can be broken and it will fly perfectly fine
7:08 - similar horror story here. I work with a small startup drone company and was working at the manufacturing facility one day. I opened the door to the office area, which is next to the bathrooms. Loudly proclaimed that it “smells like piss in here.” Walk to the back of the area, and find our CEO talking to two investors who all definitely heard me.
7:20 Tattoos are NOT unprofessional.
Piercings are NOT unprofessional.
Growing your hair out and/or dying it blue or some other outlandish color is NOT unprofessional.
What IS unprofessional is refusing to hire someone based solely on their appearance.
Tattoo are unprofessional if they belong on r/trashy
@@krisgamingscienceandfun4338 Anything can be unprofessional if they belong on r/trashy
@@coolgreenbug7551 fair point
It depends I wouldn’t want a guy with a swastika on his forehead working at best buy
@@Fenrir90918 Is that some kind of Mexican food cause now i'm thinking how funny a bald man would look with a Quesadilla on their forehead
0:27 I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER REALIZED THIS
2:39 That's a frickin Demogorgon
bro same
"When did we get cheated out of having comfy pillows as bodies?"
I mean... being chubby exists.
8:49 bruh snapcube sonic fandub will out live us all, specially Alfred’s performance of eggman. True art rn
I've come to make an announcement
15:32 "But are they best friends? Or is the goose just an a-hole who keeps sitting on his back and he just can't get him off so he just given up and accepted his fate?" Is... that not how friendship works?
That’s how my friends are whenever I show up
... if anyone finds jeans uncomfortable, maybe you're wearing the wrong kind of jeans...
8:57 those horses are from Assatuege Island in Maryland USA. Assatuege is a national park that is known for having around 100 wild horses in its area that have been living there for a very long time, and have there own way of life. They sometimes swim in the ocean to get away from biting flies and mosquitoes.
3:45: Reminds me of a Gabriel Iglesias bit. Cop tells him, "The only funnier time was the time my friend pulled some fat kid over who gave him a box of donuts!"
For decades I though the jeans were *_THE_* most uncomfortable piece of clothing EVER.
Then I learned that jeans _AREN'T_ supposed to be so tight you can't bend your knees, from the day you buy them, despite being a still-growing child - my mom just sucked at buying clothes.
Babe wake up, Emkay just posted
Are you the one from the last video too?
@LinkPlays What
@@noahrubin5444 I haven't commented on Emkay videos in a while so probably not? If you saw a profile picture of a Nickel with legs then yea it was me
5th time agreeing with you lol
@@noahrubin5444 he is.from the last 5 in fact.
0:23 I thought that pig went shopping for the longest time too but to be fair I had a nursery book of rhymes that depicted that last pig literally going to market with a shopping basket XD like walking on it's hind legs like a human carrying a shopping basket
And yet here I am, early twenties, where after a year of doing a lot of overtime, being the go-to guy for covering if someone is off, as well as accepting work calls at home if they are unable to deal with a problem, I have received three raises and been promoted to junior manager.
3:03
There are so many different styles of jeans, I’d be shocked if you genuinely can’t find ones that are comfortable for you. Just go to your local clothes store and bring a bunch into the changing rooms.
But what if I’m lazy though?
@@k.y5171 then you fail. I'm lazy and had chilling pants my whole life.
No, jeans are just the least comfortable types of trousers. They can be better or worse types, but stuff like yoga pants, chinos, and even slim fit are all much more comfortable.
Though, honestly, if you are in a position where heating the house isn't an issue, I don't see why people would want to wear clothes at home anyway.
@@NotChicoAndPico tight fitting clothes are super uncomfortable for guys. I can't think of anything (save burlap) that would be worse than yoga pants.
@@LegendStormcrow Depends on the make. There are ones somewhat looser around the crotch region, or I think there are anyway since I got a few pairs for men and never had any discomfort from them.
Aside from the fact that erections were incredibly obvious, of course.
EGGMAN IS ACTUALLY GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON LMFAOOOO
When you don't find political tweets, that's what I call luck
That’s not luck, that’s just schizophrenia
@@Justaguy689 well thanks for the fact
@𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑰 understandable
That salad doesn't even count as salad anymore
that's a Pittsburgh salad for ya 🤣
-a Pittsburgh native
Okay, so that Talented Mr Ripley thing completely threw me off guard. Like, of all conceivable referenceable films, that one. I mean, you do you, but très random
10:39
People are fricking learning telepathy out there and I AM HERE FOR IT.
The Russian language actually names Cookies in a valid way. They're called "Pecheni"(roughly) which comes from "Pech" translating to "Bake". So in Russian they basically translate to "Bakeies".
As an aside, "Pech" is also an old-style oven.
I have these weird moments of productivity in which I research some random things, and recently, that research was on stun-guns and tasers and whether 600,000 volts were genuinely non-lethal. I'm positive somebody would look at my search history someday and call me a sadist. It wouldn't be the first time.
Dominatrix: interesting
0:30 im also just now realising what it means... had to think about it for a moment
I can explain that salad in Pittsburgh thing actually. It's more than just, "lol america fat"
Back when Pittsburgh was still a major steel producing city, you had a lot of construction workers, working high up in sky scrapers as they were building them.
They'd eat their lunches up there, on the buildings. Burgers and fries were a very popular thing, however, sitting over a 30 story ledge trying to eat a burger and fries is inconvenient. So they started putting the fries on the burgers. This became incredibly popular to the point that any burger place in the city worth any thing started to do it as well.
Fast forward decades later and this became a major thing for the city in the long term. And in order for various burger places to attract more business they started to spread that idea to other things. putting fries in every thing.
So yes, fries in your salad in Pittsburgh at least has ONE other reason to exist than our asses are fat
1:59 of course 7 is divisible by 3... its just not a whole number. 2.333 recurring.
If E=5+13•5-3829 than what is the sum of E+75?
@@P0txt9 -3576? I think?
@@SEAkuaa 🤔
9:39 the only thing we need to make it more 80s is to add another Star Wars movie to the collection
3:28 you shall by trialed by the international court for your crimes against the KitKat bars including the picture which contains an evidence of torture .
Let's be honest, Sex party is *technically* more accurate than Gender Reveal party, even if it sounds VERY DIFFERENT. After all, the kid hasn't even been born yet, no one knows their gender, but you do know their sex. That mom was just right. XD
“Genital reveal” or “Parts party” makes sense too
Im pretty sure that guy that wanted 7 to be divisionable by 3 wanted it because 7 is the most annoying 1 digit number. there is no simple way to find if something is a multiple of 7 you have to do the math. But with 3 you can find if a number is a multiple of 3 by adding up the digits of the number to see if that number is a multiple of 3.
How to find if a number is a multiple of 7
Step 1: Multiply the tens digit by 3, the hundreds digit by 9, thousands digit by 27, etc.
Step 2: Add them all together to see if that makes a multiple of 7
ex. 14
1*3 + 4 = 7, therefore 14 is a multiple of 7
98
9*3 +8
27+8
35, therefore 98 is a multiple of 7
69
6*3 + 9
18+9
27 (it's not a multiple of 7, therefore 69 is not a multiple of 7)
@@OhCrapI_He oh nice you actually found a way. you literally can find anything in youtube comments
2:42
Aight, who’s gonna fill me in then?
"This little piggy went to the market" does mean it went shopping. Let's not ruin everything for kids.
8:43 Alfred has done it, he pissed on the moon
OMG!!! I’m 62 (tomorrow) and have never thought about the “piggy went to the market” like that before. Wow
Actually, all numbers are divisible by all numbers. Most of the time you'll be left with a fraction.
15:21
"Cookie" is derived from the Dutch word "koekje," which means "little cake."
4:45 except a squid has 8 arms and 2 tentacles for a total of 10 appendages, pedantry for the win.
yeah! pedantry!
personally, i am the spelling police and i enjoy correcting people about various space facts
and people's word choices
this was corrected in the tweet, typo was made
10:26 actually, it is called a sex reveal party. You're revealing the sex of the child. You can't really reveal someone else's gender unless you're being a bad friend to your trans friend and outing them.
It's also a genitalia reveal party when you think about it. Why is so important to cis people if a baby has a wiener or not? And they call us trans folk obsessed with our bodies.
Ah, but what if you and your trans friend plan their gender reveal party together?
Thank you! People get upset when I point this out, and I'm just like, mate, I'm not the one throwing a party just to announce what a baby has in their pants. I think they know, on some level, that it's weird and creepy.
I don't see what's the difference
@@Crux___ sex is if you have pp or vag gender is what you decide you are male female nonbinary etc
6:34 clearly you've yet to snuggle with an endomorph. Anyone in a range as wide as from fat to non-toned buff is covered in squishy goodness and feels incredible to hug
kids who vape still wonder how they got cars in malls, they jus do it at 3:23 in the morning.
0:46 they don’t but cats see us as other cats
Sort of. They see us as "cats" the way we see nonhuman intelligent aliens (or whatever) in fiction as "people." We know they're not biologically human, but they're still "people."
the std suing was because the insurance company broke their contract by ignoring the binding arbitration then appealed twice, each time the settlement got a lot bigger.
i was today years old when i found out the true meaning of "this piggy went to the market"
The Stephen king thing about salmon is actually how my stepdad cooks salmon
0:19 Was watching this at my mom's house in the living room and my mom in the kitchen goes "Wait that's not what it means?!?!" 🤣🤣🤣
8:43 it seems like he has come yo make an announcement
That Shadow the hedgehog's a b ahh mofo
I'm still laughing from that deez nuts post, that, that was glorious. Deserves all the Reddit awards, if I saw that man post exactly that on Reddit, I'd spend all of my coins on it. (and that is saying something since I haven't spent a dime on Reddit)
0:15 yeah, that’s what we do here…we put fries on everything. Burgers, grilled cheeses, and yes, even salad. Deal with it, it’s part of us.
The thumbnail is something from my nightmares 💀
Fr 💀💀
i fear the afterlife cus i dont believe in hell nor heaven i only believe inthe darkness of the afterlife
"Belief is key"
-SCP Foundation
1:20 watching this at an airport right before boarding a flight _may_ have been a mistake
I Once got Stuck in haunted House because they had those mirror things where just shows you And the staff had to look for me for 14 minutes
7 is divisible by three, just as long as you aren’t a fan of whole numbers…
14:08
(Optional) 6. Close all the ads that prevent you from seeing anything
That dog looks like the Pug-a-pillar from Poppy Playtime.
Do people still think we turn horses into glue? We stopped doing that a long time ago. It's all synthetics now.
I love your profile picture
Also, another type of glue that used to be made and used a lot was rabbit-skin glue. (It was used a lot for binding artists' canvas ahead of painting, as well as for art restoration.) But it isn't often mentioned.
That parenting advice made me sit my orange juice not only all over myself but my bed too.
In my country we instead of saying "Bless you" say "Stay healthy"
salad is officially potato.
11:13 why couldn't they just teach him Morse code and use the implant like that? honestly, it's an impressive medium to communicate with and I'm surprised by how little people think of just having the brain control a blinking light. - a guy who hasn't read the article just because the sauce wasn't given
Had to make my boyfriend hear the one about the bra. Then screamed “ I’ve been validated! I’m not the only one!”
0:14 As for someone who lives close to here, I can confirm that French fries are a part of the vegetable food group, given that they’re made from potatoes.
2:46
It's OBVIOUSLY a were-coyote using a smol mirror to check it's arse for ticks, and clearly wasn't expecting company.
5:02 I was ten when I realised that Six years later and I still can’t stop doing it also love your vids keep going
I’ve been waiting for Emkay to post this week
...they post twice a day,every day.
At the time I'm posting this,its 4:15,and you posted this 5 minutes ago,my time.
And at 10:30 A:M my time,and at 4:01 my time,EmKay posts,every day.
Uh ya know they post every day
I live in Pittsburgh and can confirm the standard steak or chicken salads around here usually come with fries on them. The burgh has a long history of putting fries in unexpected places. Try out a Primantis sandwich if you come visit and you’ll see what I mean, fries and slaw rammed right in there and it’s friggin delicious.
I think this is my favorite subreddit. This video made me laugh multiple times
11:43 I mean, it says she is "making" a name for herself, not that she already made it. TJ Miller's wife has to make the name before she can have it.
just me or is jacks voice like ✨Phenomenal✨
The funniest thing is that the kate bush and top gun post isn't just referring to people celebrating 1986 but all of it is actually just strangee things season 4 existing, and i think thats beautiful.
5:37 dang I was not expecting that
2:42 I can’t tell weather that is a demogorgon or a furry
0:23 And there goes my childhood
Fun fact: the reason why people say "bless you" when someone sneezes is because back in the day christians used to think that sneezes were the soul trying to escape the body, and so they said "bless you" to prevent the soul from escaping.
2:55 I live in skinny jeans. That and sweatpants are the only types of pants I own. My friends all think I'm crazy when I fall asleep in them, I get so tired I just don't feel like taking them off. And they're comfy.
"It's glue or run" Is not my favorite sentence in existence now
it isn't being killed and going to market as the others phrases are: stayed home, ate roast beef, etc
0:34 wait… that’s not what it means?
8:56 The Last Unicorn. That's it. They're being held hostage.
...Squid have EIGHT arms and two tentacles.
The only good thing about Twitter is this subreddit
0:06 this feels like a sh!tpost
The way jack says “Too”
Its like “tuw!”
Spelling pronunciations is my new favorite pastime
YES I PEED ON THE MOON AND GOT AWAY WITH IT
0:11 as someone who was born raised and still lives in pittsburgh Pennsylvania, this is what we get for salads... No diets for you my dear.
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Mine is similar except its just "huh what this word mean? I've never heard of it bef- OH GOD WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE CLOTHING?"
Omg the search history being disappointing thing is too relatable
BALLS.
The hotel transylvania dog doing the macarana will forever haunt my nightmares
Actually, 7 is divisible by 3, just not as a whole number: 2.333333333333r.
Fun fact : the “dog” you were haunted by is actually from a horror game could ( poppy play time chapter 2 ) and his name is ( PJ Pug-A-Pillar ) and he is a combination of a pug and a caterpillar
He is also long very long and he’s blue and purple 🐶💜💙💜💙💜💙
The Amarillo zoo thing. No it is not a meme. Yes, we think it's probably human, and no, we are not sure. Could be some creature that got lost on the highway. That's how the Gorrillaz got here.
0:19 you've ruined my life in ways you can't even begin to comprehend.