Playing against orks is easy, get the right color green dice and they are unable to be seen since they are camo. then just tell them it is so odd but you rolled 6's for every dice every roll all game.
These narrative type scenarios are really fun to watch because both from an army composition and tactics standpoint, it makes you approach the game a lot differently from the more traditional setups, which really mixes things up.
JT after he blew up the train cars and realized he blew up his own cover, was the perfect encapsulation of the Ralph Wiggum on the back of the bus meme. "I'm in danger!"
I was very happy to see some models pushed off the map by the terrain, in my head they were trading paint and got their wheels stuck together. As they tried to pull away they realized too late they were stuck, and then smashed into the rock in a fiery explosion. Good times.
Let me just say I enjoy how into it Nick seems to get and how passionate he is when he plays. Win or lose he looks like he has a blast. JT coming in with the surprise game too? Reflecting back Nick’s energy was awesome to see too. Thanks PlayOn!
This was insanely cool, I love speed freeks. Just one note: next time give the train a 4+ or 5+ invulnerable save, it should take a lot to actually bring them down.
Oh hey this is revamp of the old Gorkamorka 'Rolling Road' scenario which in itself was based on which had the same rules about terrain moving and then coming back onto the board whilst 'Da Boyz' would scrap around it.
If I recall, there was White Dwarf rules that pre-date the Gorkamorka rules where they used Eldar Jetbikes in an homage to the bike scene from Return of the Jedi
Great scenario… but I think allowing the cars/engine to be blown up detracts a little from the ‘fight over’ the train. Maybe have objectives/turrets/thingys *on* each car which can be targeted?
Have objectives that fall off from the train when damage is taken and must have an action spent to be picked up, which also move back 12 inches as the terrain moves. It'll make the fight to hang around the bottom of the train interesting.
Now, I don't play 40k but that looked amazing and fun as hell! The whole time I watched it was like I was a kid watching it as a cratoon on Saturday mornings!
Such a cool gametype!!! I love these unique 40k encounters! Well played! My favorite part was the two guys that got hit by the mountian and disappeared. i imagined they both crashed and blew up on the mountainside while shooting and smashing into each other, lol.
Love how many of these you guys are pumping out. Great to see short, sweet, straight to the point battle reports with this energy while making rulings clear.
This honestly made me realise JT and Nick are a pair with fantastic chemistry, and we honestly don't see enough of them... 😹 They're obviously just so excited to be playing each other...
This was an absolute hoot to watch. I love it when the guys do little sound effects and play with the models when they attack or die. It's so endearing and reminds me you just gotta enjoy the little things. I love seeing adults who have held on to their childhood wonder. Don't stop what you're doing. ❤❤
God I love battle reports with narratives like this. I need to see more reporters giving us an intro to the battle at hand. And even if it weren't an Ork matchup, I'd think Ironjaw would be the perfect candidate, wherever the battle may be
Just wanna say that this concept for a game sounds AMAZING. As a Necron player it might be more difficult BUT a Nightscythe could be really cool to play in this type of game. Great episode!
Lokhust destroyers both regular and heavy with lords for 5+ lethals. DDAs for some heavy support and blast the train to scrap. Flat 6 dmg - 4ap on gauss exterminators hitting on 3s re rolling 1s on the heavy destroyers. 2 dmg -2ap on reg lokhust destroyer gauss cannons and thats without the DDAs Wraiths with a tecnomancer fly onto the opjectives and hold them. All these units fly and have ok movement. What's interesting about your idea of night scythes is you could i think drop possibly infantry onto the train. Our biggest issue is our movement for infantry. Our short range reapers on warriors or immortals with tesla or gauss. However in Hypercrypt with a monolith it could be interesting if it kept in contact with the train it could yeet units off the ground say flayed ones or skorpekhs and onto the train. Or even at a push the afore mentioned warriors or immortals Sounds like a nightmare to play against, but fun to use. Shame i dont have a monolith 😝
@@Steefgamer364 i am gratified to instruct a fellow overlord on the principals a certain archivist holds dear One does hope however, i have given you something to think about if not only how to guard ones treasures from our asteemed fellow overlord and his gallery.
Seeing Genestealers always reminds me of the good old days... With the Walking Dead... And the survivors tried to get through.. Really wonderful BR, guys! Thank you, made my day!! 😊
If you have White Dwarf issue 470,they did similar rules for rolling terrain as used in this Batrep. " Road Wars: Strike Force Flashpoint Mission" was the scenario.
I Feel like JT's strategy of just blowing the train, perfectly fits with Orks, like they were saying "We'z don't want it, but we'z don't want youz to 'ave it so we'z gon blowit up."
Such a fun game! I need to try this with my friends. Also, JT on orks! 🤘🤘🤘 Needless to say that I rolled back to JT's WAAAGH! at least 5 times. I cried, laughing! 😂
Level 20 Ghazkull mission in combat cards was too tough for me, i got all the rewards except the baneblade. Very good job on the campaign for combat cards, I really enjoyed it!!!!! Also loved the batrep as always =)
Amazing idea, this would make a great bit for an Ork movie. Now do a bluescreen table with warp shenanigans to see if it is cool. Bluescreen the objectives too so nobody can be sure they're actually scoring.
Fantastic scenraio, great game by the both of you. Wonderful to see, but i guessed who would win with a sizable lead from the thumbnail. I feel GW did a massive diservice to the losing army in how they designed them in 10th. Wait until 11th to play them again i feel and at least have a chance to win as well as fun. Grwat job you guys though. Your hard work on these kinds of games really does pay off.
I just beat JT’s Halloween event on Combat Cards and it was fantastic. The Genestealer list and Ghaz lists were so much fun. I finished Ghaz off with 1 hp left on my leader (I went with the cannoness cause her bonus attack on ally death went crazy with the reinforcements)
If I was meeting JT for the first time and knew nothing about him besides that he plays 40k, I would immediately say, "you must be an Ork player." He just has that aura.
You show how much fun warhammer can be if you dont just 2kv2k on tournament maps! i love it thx for the inspiration i will glady steal ideas for our Narrative home brew world
I like how midway through the game, it became a quarterly performance review for 'iz Boyz an 'em Gitz about 'ow'z da bloody Krumpin' fallen well below Da Boss' expectations!?
"I don't believe that therefore it won't happen, I'm an ork" I genuinely love that line
Playing against orks is easy, get the right color green dice and they are unable to be seen since they are camo. then just tell them it is so odd but you rolled 6's for every dice every roll all game.
@@coreytaggart128i think you mean purple
These narrative type scenarios are really fun to watch because both from an army composition and tactics standpoint, it makes you approach the game a lot differently from the more traditional setups, which really mixes things up.
When playing orks... "I will fire my squiggleboomjumpjet and then charge with the rukkatrucka muckajumpa"
Then I will have boss Bores Johnsonstompa fire his Gitslugga
“And I’ll run them over with the Boomdakka Snazzwagon!”
Me, a space marine player whose weapons are all just named "weather phenomenon + bolter": "you made at least some of that up"
Because I’m a loyal servant of the imperium I’ll never change BUT MAN ORKS HAVE THE BEST NAMES!
To WAAAGH! or not to WAAAGH! is a horrible question. Clearly the answer is always TO WWAAAAGGGHH!
WAAAGH!!!
WAAAAAAGGHHH!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH
WAAAGH!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!
JT after he blew up the train cars and realized he blew up his own cover, was the perfect encapsulation of the Ralph Wiggum on the back of the bus meme. "I'm in danger!"
Bent his wookiee
I was very happy to see some models pushed off the map by the terrain, in my head they were trading paint and got their wheels stuck together. As they tried to pull away they realized too late they were stuck, and then smashed into the rock in a fiery explosion. Good times.
This entire battle was basically a storyboard for an animation. Love the kino, want to see more of it.
I almost laughed myself unconscious when that happened. And same head canon!
JT, you need to need to play Orks more often. This has been one of my favorite videos you guys have put out. Well done!!!!
NGL, orks are really fun!
That Pitch Meeting reference was TIGHT. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I paused and had to explain to my wife why i was laughting so hard.
Nick always seems to have really bad luck with the Memestealers, feel bad as I like the army.
They are super cool looking but seem incredibly rare as an army
This may be the single coolest scenario I've ever seen played out. Moving terrain?! That's so COOL!
Bro forgot like 15 scout moves 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Let me just say I enjoy how into it Nick seems to get and how passionate he is when he plays. Win or lose he looks like he has a blast.
JT coming in with the surprise game too? Reflecting back Nick’s energy was awesome to see too. Thanks PlayOn!
This was insanely cool, I love speed freeks. Just one note: next time give the train a 4+ or 5+ invulnerable save, it should take a lot to actually bring them down.
I agree. I think that would have helped.
Oh hey this is revamp of the old Gorkamorka 'Rolling Road' scenario which in itself was based on which had the same rules about terrain moving and then coming back onto the board whilst 'Da Boyz' would scrap around it.
I've played a few boardgames with the same idea and it's pretty good fun.
If I recall, there was White Dwarf rules that pre-date the Gorkamorka rules where they used Eldar Jetbikes in an homage to the bike scene from Return of the Jedi
When will we get blessed by Mr. Initiative Jones appearance again
Yes! It’s so strange seeing someone else playing as the orks
I like the train hiest format. Really lets the mobile units shine.
Great scenario… but I think allowing the cars/engine to be blown up detracts a little from the ‘fight over’ the train.
Maybe have objectives/turrets/thingys *on* each car which can be targeted?
Or at least make it way tankier so it would take multiple turns of focus fire
Have objectives that fall off from the train when damage is taken and must have an action spent to be picked up, which also move back 12 inches as the terrain moves. It'll make the fight to hang around the bottom of the train interesting.
Now, I don't play 40k but that looked amazing and fun as hell! The whole time I watched it was like I was a kid watching it as a cratoon on Saturday mornings!
Orks, genestealers and a train heist. There is still beauty in this world!🥹
This scenario combined with the duo Gorka JT & Ascencion Nick was a ton of fun to watch!
I was here laughing with you while watching! 😂
It was so much fun filming that game and it was a bit ridiculous too!
Such a cool gametype!!! I love these unique 40k encounters! Well played! My favorite part was the two guys that got hit by the mountian and disappeared. i imagined they both crashed and blew up on the mountainside while shooting and smashing into each other, lol.
10:56 “you don’t have enough fire power”
Laughs in 4x 2d6 demo charges…
Love how many of these you guys are pumping out. Great to see short, sweet, straight to the point battle reports with this energy while making rulings clear.
Jean stealers my beloved
"Hitting on 2!!!!!!" Rolls snake eyes 😂😂
Honestly one of my favourite episodes, fam that was absolutely awesome. Particularly the WAAAAAAAAAGHHHH from JT, excellent stuff.
I just noticed their calling the orks “xenos but green” 😂 46:00
More narrative battles please these are so much more fun
This honestly made me realise JT and Nick are a pair with fantastic chemistry, and we honestly don't see enough of them... 😹 They're obviously just so excited to be playing each other...
This was an absolute hoot to watch. I love it when the guys do little sound effects and play with the models when they attack or die. It's so endearing and reminds me you just gotta enjoy the little things. I love seeing adults who have held on to their childhood wonder. Don't stop what you're doing. ❤❤
Absolutely love all the hard work your team is doing to develop and share this narrative type scenarios. Keep up the excellent play!!
Id love to see this scenario with Blood Angels and their Jump pack keeping up with the train because of fly.
The snake eyes @14:46 was fucking hilarious. What amazing game. Would love to play that scenario
God I love battle reports with narratives like this. I need to see more reporters giving us an intro to the battle at hand. And even if it weren't an Ork matchup, I'd think Ironjaw would be the perfect candidate, wherever the battle may be
Just wanna say that this concept for a game sounds AMAZING.
As a Necron player it might be more difficult BUT a Nightscythe could be really cool to play in this type of game.
Great episode!
Lokhust destroyers both regular and heavy with lords for 5+ lethals. DDAs for some heavy support and blast the train to scrap.
Flat 6 dmg - 4ap on gauss exterminators hitting on 3s re rolling 1s on the heavy destroyers.
2 dmg -2ap on reg lokhust destroyer gauss cannons and thats without the DDAs
Wraiths with a tecnomancer fly onto the opjectives and hold them. All these units fly and have ok movement.
What's interesting about your idea of night scythes is you could i think drop possibly infantry onto the train.
Our biggest issue is our movement for infantry. Our short range reapers on warriors or immortals with tesla or gauss.
However in Hypercrypt with a monolith it could be interesting if it kept in contact with the train it could yeet units off the ground say flayed ones or skorpekhs and onto the train. Or even at a push the afore mentioned warriors or immortals
Sounds like a nightmare to play against, but fun to use. Shame i dont have a monolith 😝
@@timfarrow1545 Oooooh never thought of that! Those strats sound amazing!
A Tau vs Necron 'Snakes on a plane' or The scyhing nightsythes scythe the night flight of the tau Manta's Might.
@@Steefgamer364 i am gratified to instruct a fellow overlord on the principals a certain archivist holds dear
One does hope however, i have given you something to think about if not only how to guard ones treasures from our asteemed fellow overlord and his gallery.
This is probably my favorite battle report on this site! this scenario is an absolute wonderrful idea!
I’ve been in paralysis by analysis on what army to begin for weeks and have been loving watching these vids to help my decision
Seeing Genestealers always reminds me of the good old days... With the Walking Dead... And the survivors tried to get through..
Really wonderful BR, guys! Thank you, made my day!! 😊
If you have White Dwarf issue 470,they did similar rules for rolling terrain as used in this Batrep. " Road Wars: Strike Force Flashpoint Mission" was the scenario.
This format looks like a ridiculous amount of fun, this is awesome
Really cool game that narrative rocks
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! The Hell on Wheels scenario is always a fun one
using the face of a famous youtuber is super easy, barely an inconvenience
A brilliant bat rep guys! Also this - not meta tournament crap - is how 40k should be played. This is 40k as it should be.
I Feel like JT's strategy of just blowing the train, perfectly fits with Orks, like they were saying "We'z don't want it, but we'z don't want youz to 'ave it so we'z gon blowit up."
Now that was fun as a cool idea and so many fast movers all chasing and crashing all over the place, Congrats JT on the win.
This was probably the most entertaining POT batttle I've seen.
Those planes look SO COOL on the table! What a great idea for a scenario!
I wish there were people in my community who would play games like these.
When Nick uses his excited voice I can't tell if he sounds more like Kermit or more like Miss Piggy :D
Nick here. This may be my new favourite comment.
RIP Brainbus, that double 1 was rough lmao
This is just fun having a moving board and units being left behind is just amazing
It really does lead to some shenanigans
This was so fun to watch looked like you guys were having a blast playing it. Good job was brilliant.
Such a fun game! I need to try this with my friends.
Also, JT on orks! 🤘🤘🤘
Needless to say that I rolled back to JT's WAAAGH! at least 5 times. I cried, laughing! 😂
Level 20 Ghazkull mission in combat cards was too tough for me, i got all the rewards except the baneblade. Very good job on the campaign for combat cards, I really enjoyed it!!!!! Also loved the batrep as always =)
I love JTs sound effects never stop.
This was a phenomenal concept for a game of 40k and is a great watch
Amazing idea, this would make a great bit for an Ork movie.
Now do a bluescreen table with warp shenanigans to see if it is cool. Bluescreen the objectives too so nobody can be sure they're actually scoring.
So good. I thought we will see James again, but this was even better.
What a fun play mode.
15:48 I love that little dice tracker for special abilities, where’d y’all get that?
Love the need for speed style armies with a perfect scenario
Really cool episode, great fun and the armies look awesome and love the train concept
Absolutely top tier content. Thanks for making such cool stuff!
Love those orks, they’re so colourful!
The worse the cockney ork impression the funnier it is! Gg lads!
Gene stealers!! Awooga!
This is such a fun idea i would love a full game with similar rules to this.
That Ryan George reference was super easy, barely even an inconvenience
Making a ryan george reference is tight
The Great Train WHAAAGH!bery! Great video guys, loved the scenario.
I would love to see a narrative series involving the tau, imperium, chaos, and farsight enclaves. Maybe a twist on the Damocles crusade
that was absolutely brilliant. It looked so much fun
I need.... more.... ORKS!!!!!!! Spectacular game.
There may or may not be another game in the works with more Orks coming
YESSSSS!!!! THIS WAS MY SUGGESTION!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
27:03 You'z don't frighten me
😱 Yup!
this was so fun we need more of this interesting and fun matches Mabey more trains
"To waaah or not to waaah, that is the _only_ question"
40K Mad Max! Love it!!!
Fantastic scenraio, great game by the both of you. Wonderful to see, but i guessed who would win with a sizable lead from the thumbnail. I feel GW did a massive diservice to the losing army in how they designed them in 10th. Wait until 11th to play them again i feel and at least have a chance to win as well as fun. Grwat job you guys though. Your hard work on these kinds of games really does pay off.
Incredible scenario and battle.
This is awesome. JT is a fantastic Ork. Laughed my ass off 😂.
Rolling Roads in 40k? Fantastic!
Is this a good time to talk to you about the four armed emperor and what the star children can do for you?
Hell On Wheels II: Choo Choo Boogaloo is incredible
Best thing to see on my phone after school the best thing
I just beat JT’s Halloween event on Combat Cards and it was fantastic. The Genestealer list and Ghaz lists were so much fun. I finished Ghaz off with 1 hp left on my leader (I went with the cannoness cause her bonus attack on ally death went crazy with the reinforcements)
Nicely done!
With all these narrative scenarios and mini-campaigns you guys have been k!lling it recently!
Thank you so much for the kind words! What's been your favourite one so far?
@@PlayOnTabletop Siren's Call was a cool combination of narrative and gameplay variation for sure
I know producing these sorts of videos must take significantly more effort than simple battles, but the result is really worth it
The big Burning of Prospero 30k game you did was pretty awesome too
Absolutely awesome guys i can tell everyone had fun
If I was meeting JT for the first time and knew nothing about him besides that he plays 40k, I would immediately say, "you must be an Ork player." He just has that aura.
He does seem very orky doesn't he?
@PlayOnTabletop here for the WAAAGH! not always for the win, but always for the WAAAGH!
that train idea is awesome :)
You show how much fun warhammer can be if you dont just 2kv2k on tournament maps! i love it thx for the inspiration i will glady steal ideas for our Narrative home brew world
Love the voice at the start!!
This’ll be a goodun 😄😄😄
Love genestealers!
You really need to use a 75" TV with a sheet of tempered glass for a table for games like this.
This is how Warhammer 40k should be played. Fun wins.
Fun fact: If you read through an Orc army list fast enough you're basically the Scatman
I like how midway through the game, it became a quarterly performance review for 'iz Boyz an 'em Gitz about 'ow'z da bloody Krumpin' fallen well below Da Boss' expectations!?
I want to see an animation of this
This is FREAKING amazing, i wanna try this map
This looks like such a fun game