Acolyte episode 3: The Witches of Nitwits
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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I made a Jim Jones joke about the serene nature of the collection of dead witches and how many were in one place. Now that I think about it I believe this is going to be expanded on. More than meets the eye? They have five shows left to fill.
Giant poison tree and lots of unburnt witches.
Squarehead has said that she was inspired by Rashomon. The problem is it seems all the perspectives are mashed together. I think the idea is multiple unreliable narrators but who are the narrators? For this to work, you need to know who's point of view the story is told from. And to understand something about the narrator so you have some information to use to decide if you believe them or not. The style seems to fit with the there is no good or evil; it is all a point of view. I have only seen reviews of the second two episodes. I couldn't keep going after the first. I tried a little of the second episode but the series is just so poorly done, I felt insulted. That again, fits with The High Republic setting. I tried to read one of the books and after one chapter, I felt it was an insult to my intelligence. I think Mae read the same book. If she did, I don't blame her for setting it on fire. But probably reading to much into that. Judging from the dialogue, I am pretty sure it was the script that was burned.
Coma boy probably planted a bomb or something because he has a weenis and felt threatened. Because I guess that's probably what Jedi do now.
The Jedi slaughtered the witches and the fire is a cover up.
The traditional celebratory drink drunk at these rites was made by a confused non-binary apprentice wine-stewardess who mistakenly used the MALE(ificent?) engorged buds of the sacred Scissor Bush. And killed them all. OR....it's Last-Call! of the Secret Fiddl-bean Suicide Society.
What is crazy is there are more people watching reviews about The Acolyte than watching the Acolyte!
The reviews are the only way this thing is watchable...
Yeah, and that should prove something, but Kennedy and the other woke Dykes got their fingers in their ears singing, la la la la la la la la, woke witch chant. Their pretend self aggrandized witchy powers won’t be able to keep this perverse sick series alive. Disney is supposed to be about child friendly content basically but what are they trying to fill children’s minds with?
I think it's morbid fascination of the same sort that causes people to slow down and look at crash scenes on the interstate.
I was thinking the same thing. No way I could actually watch this dreck.
That's because the reviews are better written
Spice creams? This is so ridiculous its beyond laughable.
I really hope the writers never come out of their insanity. The reality could cause someone to self harm.
Thanks again I’m watching this first thing in the morning and it sets me up for the day. Love the voices.
“Back at the solid rock and metal keep that will inexplicably burn down later” 😂😂😂
I am pretty sure Osha will dedicate herself to preventing workplace accidents at the end of the series.
I will keep watching your reviews, but this era of Star War/Hoolywood is not for me.
This show is very nihilistic and the moral relativity is strong with this one. To quote a scene from my duet acting days in high school from Play it Again, Sam:
Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?
Museum Girl: Yes, it is.
Allan: What does it say to youI?
Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
I played the parts of Linda, Nancy, and the museum chick; my partner played Allen and Bogie. We took it to a drama tournament and got a superior rating.
See my reply back to your query about Jim Jones. They certainly did drink the gay KoolAid.
This was the funniest episode of Chato ever. I laughed out loud so many times and I know there are jokes I missed because I don't get all the references. Certainly rewatchable for that reason. I will not give Disney + a hate watch view, so please keep making these video reviews. They are way more entertaining.
Big thumbs up for the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad reference! Star Wars also committed suicide with this episode and show, but then the beast had been undergoin' a slow dyin' for some time.
They could have fixed this episode if they just changed the power of many to the power of Manny.
Manny, Moe and Jack; the three best friends the force ever had.
I can’t hear OSHA without think Occupational Safety and Health Administration. 😅
If you're old enough to get the Patty Duke reference, raise your hand.
Is Disney trying to normalize giving psychotropic drugs to children? Because that's what spice is in the SW universe.
They said the planet was uninhabited. That means they should be safe in te forest unless they have monsters or they know the Jedi were already them.
We have only seen OSHA's perspective. We will have a later flashback from Mae's perspective where we will see that 1) Baldy Padewan tries to force the lamp out of Mae's hand, she resists Threadily, and the result is the lamp breaking and fire burning door 2) Trinity and Wookie2 aggro the witches' coven, something goes wrong (probably the Wookie's fault, bull in a china shop amirite?) and witches' spell blows diverts to local lamp which blows up and electricutes them all and best of all, one of their Mommies will teach OSHA the babymaker trick and OSHA will chickdowndown Anakin's mother to create Anakin. So basically, too early to complain about no good answers because you ain't seen nuthin yet. Oh ahd Yes Queen will die heroically striving to avoid violence. (Stupid Wookies gotta ruin everything.)
nice jokes, keep up the good work... love your channel
Haven't seen the episode, obviously, but I'm getting Waco vibes here. Even though the ATF...er, Jedi, didn't start the fire, I'm sure they'll be blamed just for being present.
HA! The Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea!
Clearly this is supposed to be what happened from OSHA’s perspective and the audience is going to have to endure a Groundhog Day retelling of this from Mae’s perspective (the true story) in which the Jedi murdered everyone in cold blood. And Mae is not going to be redeemed to good, osha is going to be redeemed to bad (which is the actual good) and the twins may even merge together as one or some other such bullshit. Mark my words
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I think we find out that the Jedi kills the witches off screen somehow. We find out the details later.
Awesome, thanks for the review XD Probably this episode has incomplete information and in the future we will watch what "true happened" in the planet. The issue is that we're watching the events through a omniscient viewer POV, it's not a subjective narration, so skipping the relevant parts to create mystery is bad writing. It would be better to spent 5 minutes with Sol or Good twin telling what happened to the youngers Jedis, so the story may be flawed.
I have a hard time watching Disney Star Wars shows as the most recent content has felt like early drafts and I start editing things in my head. At this point, it is so bad there's little to nothing to learn from. As someone who has done some writing and self-published a book or two, I'd be embarrassed to hit print on what I've seen.
So the space fire thing wasn't just "aww, they just don't know how space works" ... turns out they just don't know how fire works.
They don't know how any of it works. Torbin introduced as a padawan in episode 3, 16 years later hes a master that's been meditating for 10 years so, 6 years from padawan to master? 🤦♂️
Now we have another "immaculate conception" a hundred years before Anakin which Yoda was also alive for but somehow doesn't remember. 🤔
Was the whole kriffing place made of COAL!?
@@KororaPenguin space coal, please.
@@clogs4956and space magnesium, too
Disney has introduced the gaslight saber for every criticism. It makes a strange sound when swung: 'phobe, ist, phobe, phobe, ist.
😂Brilliant
LMAO
Awesome! Lol
😂😂😂😂😂 nailed it!
In the immortal words of Shakespeare: I like thy wit well, i'good faith.
When I clicked this video, I didn't think I was going to watch the most based person make a mockery out of the dumbest people. Subscribed.
Thanks and thanks.
@@CallMeChato your very welcome.
You are now officially a fellow "Dennis of the internet". Welcome Dennis!
@@andrewlowden322not sure if you are trolling about ‘denizens of the internet’ or not. Maybe I missed a joke about Dennis the internet Denizen.
@sheadoolittle refer to the autogenerated captions
Chato is the buffer between us and the Disney trash fest. Hold the line, good man.
Maybe he should wear some sort of Woke Dosimeter, make sure hes not overdoing it
He’s taking the bullet for us. 😊
tbh, I think that Lucasfilm under Kennedy is not only just activist, they go out of their way in destroying this franchise on purpose to provoke the 'white male fanbase' they so despise. It's not about telling a story in so far as they get a kick out of destroying what their fanbase likes. That's all, nothing more, nothing less. And they could care less if it destroys the entire company. Sort of the ends justifies the means. Marxists are always hateful, full of anger and violent, this ain't any exception to the rule.
My theory is that no one on this writing team passed any creative writing classes. I mean, first thing you learn is that Mark Twain quote: "The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense."
No kidding. They're all there because of DEI. NONE of these people are there because they're talented or having an merit. I thought that was just a known thing.
It's hilarious watching the mental gymnastics from the people defending this dumpster fire. 🤣
There is a supercut with a bunch of current writers in the industry and they all pretty much said they didn’t know much about the property there were writing for before hiring and it was encouraged that they didn’t look at any past material…. I remember hearing one of the writers for acolyte was asked how they got the job and they said they were asked what they knew about Star Wars and their response was “Harrison Ford was in space with a dog???” And they were hired.
I just presumed there wasn't a writing team involved.
@@stephenthomas1492This is the thing I’ve noticed. The DEI is primarily in the writing and directing. But when people notice how bad the shows and movies are, they start claiming it’s because we don’t want to see DEI in characters. We supposedly “don’t want to see a strong female character.” They always do this blame shifting from the real people to the fictional people.
I think they're going to try their version of a "completely unforeseeable plot twist" and show that the Jedi were actually at fault. See, the Patriarchy was evil all along.
Because they hate Star Wars.
And more importantly, they hate the audience.
Yes! Once you start thinking about the fact they're laughing at the viewers while insulting them, all of their bizarre choices make sense.
And we hate THEM.
They hate White people, full stop. Fine by me, I know envy when I see it. As far as I'm concerned, you can call a turd anything you want, but it doesn't make it anything more than a turd. This is NOT Star Wars.
Yup. I said the exact same thing, almost word for word. It's not hard to predict because these people have a one-track mind.
Yeah, it will turn out the Jedi actually killed the witches , that’s why you don’t see any burned corpses and they hurry the kid out of there so she has no time to think…..
Congrats to George Lucas... The Holiday Special is not the worst Star Wars now 😅😅😅
The Life Day Celebration makes more sense than the uncoordinated rave dancing of the Space Witches...
The walk alike, they laugh alike, they talk alike .. they acolyte!
They don't LOOK alike though, that only happens when they grow up apparently.
“Meet Osha, who wants to seek the light,
Leave Moms, and be a Jedi Knight-
But Mae, she wants to be a witch
Because she is a total *+++GLITCH+++*-
They’re a pair, all right!
’Cause they’re sisters!
The same, but diverse in ev’ry way!
One wants to leave the planet!
The other would kill to stay!”
@@Dazgul I know right? Kinda dumb to cast fraternal twins who look vastly different (at least to me, some people seem to struggle for some weird reason, as if the girls don't have completely different facial features and facial structure. Osha is just .... yikes) and then cast the same actor for both roles as the adult characters.
Looks like Rich Evans has successfully predicted the future yet again. We now have the Crone Wars.
That's RACIST!
***badump-tiss***
🎶Wise woman, wise woman, wise woman sittin’ here…🎵
Chato keep going, i ain't watching that crap but i do watch your videos about it.
We're not questioning the show's quality, we're simply denying its existence.
Osha!? Seriously? Is she there to enforce workplace safety? 🤷♂️
There is one thing about Osha that does make sense. She may not have known what Jedi were, but she knew they were a ticket off the planet of insufferable women.
@@ressljs also really goes to show what fatherless behaviour is 😂
@@ressljsearth? 😂
The writers probably have never worked outside of an air conditioned office so they have never heard of OSHA and thought they had come up with an original name.
@@HomegrownHydra how true 😏
This is proven correct that “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” ....JRR Tolkien.
First Disney broke my love for Star Wars. Now they have broken my desire for twins...
So sorry man
Who cares what Disney Corp say. Read the EU instead. Disney is just a terrible fanfic studio at this point. I have no idea what anyone cares they say. They ignore the thousands of other fanfics, why not this one too?
Twins just mean twice the child support. Better off having your desire broken early than learning that lesson too late. Kathleen may have done you a favor.
I assume you are joking, but seriously don't let them. There is plenty to still love about the stories which were told in the star wars universe. Just don't consider the pervesions Disney created as a part of it. They are as little star wars as these twins act like real people. Why would you even think real twins would be like those charactures of human kids?!
What do you mean your desire for twins? 😂
Osha doesn't want to be a witch as her destiny is to be making and enforcing workplace health and safety regulations
She's a mechnik and that would give her a special insight in that career field.
Seriously, your review was a THOUSAND times more entertaining then watching the actual show.
Thank you so much for saving my sanity. 😅
Glad you enjoyed it!
Why do the Jedi want the twins to begin with? THEY ARE TOO OLD. That was the entire premisse of Anakin being denied training by the Jedi Council - if it wasn't for honouring Qui Gon Jinn's last wishes. And Anakin was younger than they are. The Jedi don't just kidnap ALL force sensitive children. They only recruit those with most training potential.
Yes, but you’d have to know something about pre-Disney Star Wars to know that - unlike the writers of this drek.
@@Darkstar-se6wcExactly. It's on a par with the line about jedi only drawing their lightsabers to kill which is an alleged samurai thing.
@@Norvik_-ug3geI busted out laughing when I heard that. Ironically enough, Indara only used her saber strictly for defense the whole fight.
Potential retcon defence - this is WHY the Jedi enforce an age limit.
The Jedi have been around 10000 years, their dogma and rules are locked in and sound. They start training before kids can imprint and miss their parents. Jedi are logical in their coldness.
Please keep the reviews going. Your unique perspective is always fascinating.
I appreciate that!
even in a galaxy far far away. black kids still dont have their fathers...
"The Acckkoleet": Making "Star Wars" safe for the Bene Gesserit.
I've heard Heelvsbabyface called it 'The Acol-shite" I think that Bard has given the true and righteous name to it.
the acckoleet is actually a Missionaria Protectiva plot! duh, duh, daaaah!
Actually, i know what Star Wars fans think, i would love to hear Disney shareholders thoughts on this.
"The power of one, is a curious thing. Makes one witch leave, while the rest of them sing."
so, I'm not the only one who wanted to songify the witch chant?
"It's hip to be woke"? "I wanna new sex"?
I'm takin' what they're given 'cause I scissor for a livin'?
@@stephenthomas1492 LOL
Its also a movie
Jedi: How do we know they're witches?
Audience: Build a Bridge out of em!
That's why the acolyte witches burned, they're made of wood!!
We thank you Paul for "watching" the train wreck for us.
If they had a medal for this kind of viewing, I'd call it the Chato.
We would give it out once a year to that worthy soul who "took" one for the team.
Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Yep I've spent more time watching reviews of a show I have no intention of watching than the show itself 😏
@@vandalcreedAgreed. Watching Paul's 11 minute reviews are guaranteed to be vastly more enjoyable than the dreck Dismal...produces?
No...ah, propagates?
No wait. What's the word I'm looking for?
Right.
Necrotizes.😊
@@joemadden4160 🤣 necrotize. Thanks for the lols.
@@joemadden4160 yours was the comment I was looking for...once again many thanks to Mr Chato for enduring this mind rot on our behalf.
Osha: I see red flags in violations of safety protocols.
Mae: burn baby burn!
This is why you don't leave oily rags just laying around
"Hi, we're your local, friendly Jedi Order. For poorly explained reasons, we're here to recruit these Force sensitive children of yours despite thinking this planet was uninhabited." And that is just the beginning of sorrows.
Ngl, the show is slightly entertaining because of the absurd writing but the comments have been far more entertaining. 🤣
@mercuryshadow09 also I look forward to Ko Lesterols epic battle against the buffet!
@@newtpondskipperdid you see his reaction in episode two when hes standing on the balcony watching the weasel accomplice and realizes hes not there? If not, go back and watch it, you won't regret. 😂
@@newtpondskipperthe ultimate fruit ninja
Calling it now. Mae is the light-sider who is just a "misunderstood" vigilante seeking justice, while Osha is the dark-sider manipulating everyone and appearing innocent. (Because she sided with the filthy evil Jedi.)
Not a chance. They are both black women which means, by the laws of DEI and woke, that they are both good.
It will turn out that the jedi are evil and caused all the deaths. Ocha just doesn't know the truth yet.
Love the fact that they are not actually identical and one is actually probably older and bigger than the other one. But when they grow up they look exactly the same. That makes sense... ...
Maybe one didn't eat her peas
This episode was told from the good twins perspective. The bad one will reveal another perspective. I think they are doing an allegory where the Jedi are corrupt cops and the witches are a minority neighborhood, something spins out of control, the Jedi slaughter the witches and cover it all up.
I don’t believe they are clever enough for that but we will see.
@@CallMeChatoclever, or lazy? Wouldn't it be easier to lay real world politics over it than to just learn the lore or you know, make an original story? I couldn't write a script to save my life, but I feel it would be easier to to do what they're doing because the patriarchy or something. Sorry if this comes off as rambling, it's been one of those days. But that's the message I'm getting, "we don't need no man" and "f#&k the po-lice".
I wouldn't put it past them to make the Jedi into the villains. Maybe they put a sleeping agent into the room all the witches were in so they could kidnap Osha, but it kept them asleep through the fire, and they died from smoke inhalation, maybe?
I think thats exactly where they are headed with this sad excuse for a plot. The witches are Waco and the Jedi are the FBI. Osha will see her sister's ways are the righteous path and together they will destroy the corruption in the Jedi order and bring balance to the force. Because Girl Power x2. 😂
I'm waiting for the scene where a Jedi has a knee on a witches' neck.
The power of the many who will cancel their Disney+ sub after being finally fed up with all this travesty of script-writing.
This 🤣🤣🤣
Already cancelled
Luckily my Disney+ comes free as a perk.
I’m quite enjoying the Acolyte, but then again, I’m able to suspend my disbelief..
Its interesting that were lots of videos of stunned fans, but no outrage - people are past caring. To me extended childhood flashbacks are a clear warning that the show is bad.
At this point they are just fulfilling expectations.
Collective yawn.
Paul, your review was much more entertaining than the show. Keep going!
Wow, thanks!
Superb Video. @02:40 “The woman with the spikey head must go through a lot of pillows”
She also is no longer allowed to play soccer because she punctures the ball every time she heads the ball.
Good one.
@@CallMeChatotouché
However, he is very popular on the Sith football team as a linebacker.
Sliced is Star Wars for Hack. So basically they hacked the front door because they need a contrived way of getting the Jedi in.
I was disappointed we didn't get a "STAAAAAARRRRRR WAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSS" in the last video. That is fuggin hilarious bro.
Ohhhh!..... ok. It's stupid but ok. Thanks for figuring that one out because it just sounded weird to me.
Hackolyte
@@BoSmith7045 It is in the recent Respawn games.
I don't know exactly when "Slicing" for "hacking" first became a term, but I know it predated Disney Star Wars because it was one of the player skills available in The Old Republic at launch back in 2011.
People acting like this ruined Star Wars.... they do not understand that this Disney Star Wars fanfiction IS NOT Star wars.
Lucas kinda dented it with that special edition ROTJ for sure. 🤪
Yeah I was thinking about that... If an unlikely reboot in the future, the best call would be to make any and all disney starwars non-canon.
Except maybe Rogue One, and pushing it a bit the SOLO film, nothing good came out of it. Even Mandalorian got turned into a joke.
@@ascensionindustries9631 right? But nahh the prequels were pretty horrible lmao
What do you want them to do? Just make more movies that recreate the original movies with a similar story and characters? This universe is expanding and it’s cool.
@@djhellion5 what a hilariously stupid attempt at an argument 😂😂😂😂
Thank you, Chato, for watching this vile garbage so we don’t have to.
You should watch episode 3 of acolyte. it makes you wonder if you've gone insane or have writers. Someone is insane. Or an AI told to be a bad writer did this. No sane person would write this with all these details. No sane person. It's truly amazing to watch, it's like art, so weird, and this is Star Wars on Disney .. this is John Waters and Banksy level of weird. I wanted carefully and am so confused, a kid would also be confused. A major studio has made a utterly confusing show..
I couldn't wait for you to review this one. I am traumatized. I need to find a safe space.
Oh no!
@@CallMeChato I would show you on my soul where the bad company hurt me, but the damage is too extensive.
No discussion of Turkey Basters- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
How have I not found this channel yet?! Well, I have now- better late than never :D
The best part was when Spock said "the power of many outweighs the power of two, or the one"
🤣
Patty Duke In Space!
That Sol accent kills me everytime 😂😂😂😂
It's strongly implied that Sol lied to Osha and the Jedi somehow killed the witches. There will be a callback to "having the courage to tell the truth".
Might be the way as they do need more story for 8 episodes.
@@CallMeChato IMO they will retcon the whole idea of Mae being wronged, because she denies her role in the fire.
The Master, is likely her 'horny' mother who went mad at the death of her lover/matriarch "in her mind", and takes away the memory of the fire from her surrogate daughter, sic. Possibly because she was the one who led the others into a suicidal pact and later, found the Sith/Dark Side, as her latent anger overtook her sensibility. So it becomes about the daughter having to kill the wayward, scarred, "horny" deranged lesbian mother. IDK. Does "Daddy Issues" count with Lesbian space witches ?
The trigger for this is, Mae arrives in the open area compound after setting the fire, the Jedi are entering from another direction, confronting the Mothers pair about Osha and Mae being eligible, and that they will respect their wishes if they do something, perhaps join the republic, or something that's supposed to be simple, but they refuse to align with the Republic or the Jedi entirely,
The lesbians become angry. As Mae enters, they all notice the fire and Osha is missing.
Mae lies and says the fire is caused by the Jedi, and they both withdraw into a defensive stance, with the Jedi bewildered, being attacked by dozens of knitting-wielding Violent Angry Lesbians.
"Horny" mother decides they need to attack the Jedi with the Power of Many, which connects their minds as a weave/thread. But the Unity/Weave, is melded with Mae's memories and they start to become divided by the sociopathic girl's memory/emotions. Realising that Osha is in trouble, and Mae has trapped Osha in the room while it was on fire, the unity starts to dissolve, but the Coven now has to unite. What follows is a TLJ retcon that they have to be Many/Unity, or they will face a backlash.
The backlash causes them to pass out, or die in a suicide pact if they don't act as one mind, but the "horny" mother takes control of the weave/unity and fights the Jedi using Torbin to fight them off, until the fire causes something to explode and this stops the fight.
What gives Torbin the will to die and the face scar as the building collapses on him, is likely because he was unable to stop them from dying, and felt the mass-death of the coven.
The other Jedi are busy looking for Osha and fighting back against MC'd Torbin, and Trinity holding him back while arguing with the Regal Coven of Lesbian Witch cultists is only slowing them down until the backlash happens and they all collapse, as the pain and trauma is shared across the link.
Torbin can't adapt to the pain so he goes off, the others feel the loss because they couldn't do anything to stop the women from their suicide pact.
This show wanted to be CHARMED in space not Star Wars
Ah yes. The force also comes from within the 2 D cells
My working theory: the plot will grow ever more nonsensical as it circles the drain. There is no writing talent evident in this farce. Many, many people should be reprimanded (at least) for this.
Promotions will ensue all around. Bank on it.
I hope you're right, and I think you are. The absurdities are really the only entertaining thing about the show.
I wonder if absurdity to amuse in Acolyte is a genius move. It keeps us watching and commenting. Rock walls burning. Osha indoctrinated since birth still magically likes the Jedi and dislikes witches. The sisters not staying quiet for 5 minutes when Jedi visit... So much absurd writing it's a dark joy to see.
The real question is, 180 million dollars spent and Headland could not find actual twins?
The best thing about this serie is experiencing Paul's wonderful asian accent!
The power of dreadlocks.
mop strands. or tarantula legs
Star Wars the hood of queens.
That shirt is a work if art!
B*tches of nitwits.
Love the shirt.
I'd guess they're going for the "twist" that Osha (good twin) poisoned the coven so she'd be free to leave and join the Jedi, and the Jedi covered it up (possibly even wiping/altering Osha's memories of the events), justifying Mae's (evil twin's) quest for vengeance... but that's just a guess based on having not watched one second of the series and barely paying attention to the reviews. Honestly, it just looks and sounds like insufferable crap that has less than nothing to do with Star Wars.
They're really stretching the "jedi actually bad" theme that they're pushing so hard.
Landspeeders are like milkshake machines at McDonald’s, they need a Wookie to fix them. 😂
Power of One, Power of Two,
WTF is this? its a pile of poo.
So this young person justs exist to kill everybody? Similar to the character of Reva Savander from Obi Wan. So do they kill everybody so they can get to the point of the redemption? I don't get this show at all.
I want spice cream.
Spice esthetic equivalent to drugs that can be used pharmaceutically or to achieve a pleasurable but illegal stimulation. "Spice cream" would not be a thing on any world unless you REALLY enjoyed contributing to the delinquency of minors.
Your readers' digest version was way more entertaining than this show could possibly be.
Judean's People's Front...
Splitters!
PS - Capital commentary, Monsieur Chato!
The dramatic retelling I've been waiting for!
Apparently, the force (thread?) causes witchy climaxes? 🤢 Acoshyte indeed.
I am pretty sure the Jedi killed the witches because the witches attacked them. The episode does leave that as a possibility because we did not see them actually die.
That is true. I was thinking about that.
Somebody pointed out the damaged generator and destroyed bridge Mae and Osha are standing on. I agree with you, when I try to reason out where they're going with the plot, seems like they're going to make the Jedi the villains.
I forgot to point out above, how would a fire damage the generator and bridge?
Six years after Brendok, Torbin went into meditation, sometime within that six years he got a gnarly scar on his face, possibly on Brendok?
That ending made me feel as if they forgot to end the episode and realized after they rewatched it. "Just kill everyone off screen somehow....space fire...it was a hit in episode 1" - some activist producer, circa now
I would bet that they will eventually "reveal" that the Jedi actually started the fire and killed all the witches and they are the bad guys not the Mae chick... of course no one will be watching by then, so we will probably never know.
I've been waiting all day for your take on this . . .
according to Midnight Edge, people don't even want to pirate this shit and I can't blame them: time is too valuable watching a dog shit show
You could start up Jedi Survivor and get a decent way into the game in the time it would take to sit through this shitshow
It's doing pretty decent on the ocean I sail.
watching a dog shitting is more entertaining
OSHA has a twin sister named violatia. Violatia keeps trying to set fires with frayed extension cords. OSHA's destiny is to use the power of preventive maintenance to save the galaxy from Violatia.
If no one else will say it, I'll say I got the Patty Duke joke. I like that show.
They're definitely gonna fight together against some horrible white dude. "The power of two" was too prevalent to not use it in a heavy handed call back.
This might be one of Chato’s best. I lost count of all the subtle clever remarks somewhere around 11.
As az pointed out, osha thinks Mae killed the witches, because sol lied to her. In fact, the Jedi killed the witches, and only Mae knows the truth. That’s going to be the big twist.
This makes the most sense to me.
Or Jedi tried to mentally force control Mae and she freaked out in violence. It's hard to think writers will just straight out make Jedi mass murderers of 100 rebels. This was a slaughter.
Hey, Chato! Glad to see your channel getting the attention it deserves. Good work.
Hey, thanks!
Kindly reminder, that this absolute cringefest has a budget of allegedly 180 $ Million.
To put this into perspective: Dune Part-1, had a smaller budget! ( 146 $ Million according to IMDb)
I'm sorry, did I see every one of the witches dead in one room? Did they all gather into one specific place to fight the fire in their cave and fail? I am so confused. There was no escape plan...no quick exit out of the cave/fortress/whatever? You would think these people have abilities...the force...and it's the future...surely they could have done something. No variant for stop drop and roll? Did any of the bodies look burned?
I"m old enough to get the Patty Duke show reference. Delicious. I've seen another review of this episode, and I have to say , yours is the funniest of the two.
Who'd name their kid "Occupational Safety Hazard Administration"?
Been waiting for this episode since your short dropped yesterday.
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