Cerber Ask Vedal For Help, But Vedal Has Other Plans

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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  • @BetaKuck
    @BetaKuck 8 месяцев назад +1897

    Classic Vedal, you ask him for help and he uses his domain expansion instead

    • @snowball2280
      @snowball2280 8 месяцев назад +222

      Domain Expansion: Tortoise's Green Shell Out

    • @dripchiken
      @dripchiken 8 месяцев назад +68

      Imaginary technique : tortoise with a trukoise
      𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩

    • @apexgear2340
      @apexgear2340 8 месяцев назад +111

      Domain Expansion: Curse of the Time God

    • @PointlessEclipse
      @PointlessEclipse 8 месяцев назад +39

      Domain expansion : unlimited rum

    • @snowball2280
      @snowball2280 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@PointlessEclipse Harrison Temple moment frfr

  • @Rodrigo761980
    @Rodrigo761980 8 месяцев назад +1303

    Vedal : I can help you, but can you pay the price ?
    Cerber : What is the price ?
    Vedal : Some of your time
    Cerber : That should be ok
    6 month later
    Cerber : That was not ok ...

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 8 месяцев назад +142

      Vedal: So listen, now I should live 6 months longer, as we agreed before. Are we good with that?
      Death: You fulfilled your part of the contract, I will fulfill mine. I always keep my promises... and meet all the deadlines. Don't forget about it the next time we meet. Until then...
      Vedal: **Gulp!** Anyways.

    • @egorlolicon
      @egorlolicon 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@mono-tone362 HUH

    • @hakun0695
      @hakun0695 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@mono-tone362 WHA

    • @scultone4578
      @scultone4578 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@mono-tone362 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸

    • @esteliu074
      @esteliu074 26 дней назад

      6 MONTHS????

  • @Hopeforstoicism
    @Hopeforstoicism 8 месяцев назад +1278

    This feels like a side quest in a kids game.
    "Help Cerber the dog save her sabathon"

    • @Drewer
      @Drewer 8 месяцев назад +88

      Genocide Run

    • @penapvp2230
      @penapvp2230 8 месяцев назад +62

      @@Drewertruly a greater dog moment

    • @The_Hooded_Figure
      @The_Hooded_Figure 8 месяцев назад +74

      Sabathon... Sabaton? The metal band?

    • @KaiserV-2
      @KaiserV-2 8 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@The_Hooded_Figure"Into the motherland, the German army march"- Panzerkampf by Subaton.

    • @DawidKov
      @DawidKov 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@KaiserV-2 One million men at war the Neuro Swarm unleashed.

  • @ninjakai03
    @ninjakai03 8 месяцев назад +1617

    🐢 CURSE OF THE TIME GOD 🐢 6 MONTHS 🐢 CURSE OF THE TIME GOD 🐢 6 MONTHS 🐢 CURSE OF THE TIME GOD 🐢 6 MONTHS

    • @antonslavik4907
      @antonslavik4907 8 месяцев назад +39

      Omg all these Jujutsu memes. Now I imagine Neuro with Evil as her Sukuna fighting Vedal.

    • @ButcherParry
      @ButcherParry 8 месяцев назад +87

      This is just a neuro reference not a jujutsu meme lol

    • @seven_swords
      @seven_swords 8 месяцев назад +86

      @@antonslavik4907this has NOTHING to do with jjk🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @Astrallynixx
      @Astrallynixx 8 месяцев назад +2

      Roichi tenkai

    • @goosmdoosm4755
      @goosmdoosm4755 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@seven_swords that didnt stop the JoJo reference noticers, so what's stopping the JJK noticers 🗣️💯💯

  • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
    @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 8 месяцев назад +582

    "where is the streamer?"
    Good question vedal.

  • @kingssman2
    @kingssman2 8 месяцев назад +1122

    I think Vedal should publish an official Subathon timer. It will have a front end, easy integration, and so simple a dog can use it.

    • @999porte
      @999porte 8 месяцев назад +84

      Jijiji so simple a dog can use it 😂

    • @derpychicken2131
      @derpychicken2131 8 месяцев назад +142

      the only thing is that using it will cost you an entire half year of your life that is sacrificed to the tutel

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 8 месяцев назад +53

      He coded it in half an hour, just not all the parameters she requested though. Still not bad for a freeby

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 8 месяцев назад +13

      And insult you every 10 seconds.

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 8 месяцев назад +29

      Tbh, both their audiences were basically begging for this. If he just published one, we'd miss out on this happening on stream

  • @NotIre-fr9md
    @NotIre-fr9md 8 месяцев назад +459

    Vedal: I cast swarm of time eating robo-locusts

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 8 месяцев назад

      🤨

    • @NotIre-fr9md
      @NotIre-fr9md 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@SzaraSzarancza robo-locusts= drones atleast that's how ancient people would see them i think
      I cześć 👍😁

    • @randomuser7638
      @randomuser7638 8 месяцев назад +2

      Woe
      Canoptek Scarabs be upon ye

  • @JackHadFriends
    @JackHadFriends 8 месяцев назад +847

    the step 5 reference for anyone unaware, back in the day youd ask neuro to list her favourite "top 5 things" and she would never finish the list! shed always name 4 things and leave it hanging on the 5th 😂

    • @lucas1309
      @lucas1309 8 месяцев назад +61

      4 is rare

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 8 месяцев назад +34

      He did forget to tell her to save the changes though .. so that's part 5 lol

    • @ujiltromm7358
      @ujiltromm7358 8 месяцев назад +17

      "4, 5," was CLASSIC

    • @groerhahn225
      @groerhahn225 8 месяцев назад +1

      Isn't she still doing that to this day?

    • @seven_swords
      @seven_swords 3 месяца назад

      @@groerhahn225nah she usually actually lists fully now

  • @lordaragon901
    @lordaragon901 7 месяцев назад +148

    “VEDAL! FIX MY TIMER! AND THE NEXT 6 MONTHS OF MY LIFE IS YOURS!”

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 8 месяцев назад +320

    You actually made Vedal develop during a dev stream. You had this coming, dog.

    • @theKiwii
      @theKiwii 8 месяцев назад +32

      What do you mean? He would have totally finished Abandoned Archive on that stream if he didn't have to make the timer work (clueless)

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. 8 месяцев назад +300

    I love this side of the indie vtuber community. Its cute, fun and hilariously chaotic.

  • @teri1496
    @teri1496 8 месяцев назад +210

    Looks like she was expecting ~$250 a month and got RKO'd by >$8000.

  • @macchiato_1881
    @macchiato_1881 3 месяца назад +29

    Vedal is more effective than a vtuber agency holy shit

  • @gelomik8425
    @gelomik8425 8 месяцев назад +82

    Now every VTuber when smth is broken: "I know, how to fix this" *calls Vedal*
    Vedal: *fixes but makes it worse*

  • @TheRollingOne
    @TheRollingOne 8 месяцев назад +377

    Never challenge swarm to a subathon. o7 to the hellhound

    • @takenname8053
      @takenname8053 8 месяцев назад +34

      She's been through hell already, but this time it's a hell of her own making.

  • @takenname8053
    @takenname8053 8 месяцев назад +170

    "So this is the true power of the swarm!"

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 8 месяцев назад +18

      10 k ccv filled with a lot of tech people, we tend to be generous and make good paychecks

    • @takenname8053
      @takenname8053 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@mdb45424 Based Generosity

  • @toawing
    @toawing 8 месяцев назад +450

    Does this make Vedal some kind of demon?
    Asking him for help has a price

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions 8 месяцев назад +97

      It makes him actually worse than a demon.
      Remember, he managed it to convince Camilla, who is a demon herself, to buy games for him in exchange for a Roblox collab with him.
      So, he put basically a demon into a contract!
      XD

    • @tlk889
      @tlk889 8 месяцев назад +65

      He's worse than a demon. He's a programmer.

    • @hiopy8131
      @hiopy8131 8 месяцев назад +70

      @@tlk889even worse a British programmer

    • @Vulpona
      @Vulpona 8 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@hiopy8131Why do I feel the need to say it like Doofenshmirtz with perry? "A programmer? .... A BRITISH PROGRAMMER"

    • @intenseavarice34
      @intenseavarice34 8 месяцев назад +38

      @@Vulpona Vedal: *Shows up*
      Anny/Cerber/Camila/etc. : "A turtle?"
      Vedal: *Puts on programming socks*
      Anny/Cerber/Camila/etc. : "Vedal the turtle??!?!"

  • @TheMorriganAensland
    @TheMorriganAensland 8 месяцев назад +361

    It's so much fun to see Small VTubers suffer from success whenever they get a Raids from Vedal!!

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 8 месяцев назад +90

      "AI will cost people their jobs" except here where we have the exception, Neuro Sama, who is trained on twitch and is a little brat, turns everything she touches to gold, and boosting the careers of several small streamers

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 8 месяцев назад

      ⁠​⁠@@1TW1-m5iI welcome this ai overlord

    • @TheMorriganAensland
      @TheMorriganAensland 8 месяцев назад

      @@1TW1-m5i I mean the benefit of At Will, means you can give 0 minute notice BEFORE you Quit. The 2 Weeks Notice is common courtesy. An there's easy hacks to get around the main disadvantage of that. Lol.

    • @Lucifer04289
      @Lucifer04289 8 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@1TW1-m5iThat's because vedal isn't some corporate ghoul grappling higher and higher profit margins

    • @theKiwii
      @theKiwii 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@Lucifer04289 Exactly. Some hobbyist's project will always have more love put into it than stuff pumped out by a faceless corporation. And despite all the corpa larping, vedal does seem to have decent ethics as you can tell by how reluctant he is about things like sponsored streams and how he always tells people to gift in his collab partners' streams instead of his (especially when they have a subathon)

  • @groerhahn225
    @groerhahn225 8 месяцев назад +82

    Love how supportive Vedal is of smaller creators. Cerber's Follower/average Viewers rate is absolutely insane at the moment, which usually happens when a streamer gets a large number of viewers all at once. Of course exposure is one thing, but keeping those viewers is another thing. That's definitely down to her beeing a talented and entertaining streamer. Which she is.

    • @dalriada7554
      @dalriada7554 2 месяца назад +3

      And now, she's nominated for the Rising Star in the Vtuber awards.

  • @zzzzeus99
    @zzzzeus99 8 месяцев назад +141

    I think the swarm has broken like 3 timers now lol

  • @waylaymaster6198
    @waylaymaster6198 8 месяцев назад +65

    Buttah dog, dog with the buttah on it.

    • @ashenith
      @ashenith 8 месяцев назад +7

      buttah dog, dog whith the buttah on it.

  • @edubrunne1677
    @edubrunne1677 8 месяцев назад +55

    I watched the start of the cerberthon yesterday. It was great. I loved to see the timer getting broken with 1000+ gift subs in the first 15 min

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 8 месяцев назад +4

      Just those 15 minutes make a great clip unedited because of the panic the dawg felt

  • @SzaraSzarancza
    @SzaraSzarancza 8 месяцев назад +92

    1:50 Napoleon sitting on the rock, classic.

    • @shibito5442
      @shibito5442 8 месяцев назад +5

      There's nothing we can do😢

  • @norsehawk
    @norsehawk 5 месяцев назад +14

    I like how the goal was 100, and she was already at 2300 at the start of the video.

  • @aceundead4750
    @aceundead4750 8 месяцев назад +24

    If Vedal were a fictional character he'd be young Teferi from Magic: The Gathering. Time pranks are his specialty.

  • @Caphalem
    @Caphalem 3 месяца назад +9

    Legends say that she is still streaming.

  • @huomin9320
    @huomin9320 8 месяцев назад +59

    “wheres the streamer?”

  • @AkyraStrike
    @AkyraStrike 8 месяцев назад +33

    Cerber is so wholesome, she deserves the timer to be raised!🎉 Yipppeeeeee

  • @Tutel_987
    @Tutel_987 8 месяцев назад +19

    4,282 hours, I approve in this stream into 8 months

  • @spud3426
    @spud3426 8 месяцев назад +33

    she's so adorable

  • @sitichybrid
    @sitichybrid 8 месяцев назад +16

    I was disappointed i couldn't watch both streams at once- I appreciate your editing and clipping so much!

  • @CapyMartinBara
    @CapyMartinBara 8 месяцев назад +22

    And with that, Vedal paid for neuros dog classes

  • @_jamm.
    @_jamm. 5 месяцев назад +7

    beautiful
    the creation of Timerwan
    guys i miss them
    both Cerber and Timerwan

  • @Pixelgamer-Intiny404
    @Pixelgamer-Intiny404 2 месяца назад +6

    Getting this video 6 months later is crazy.

  • @NunnTabs
    @NunnTabs 8 месяцев назад +101

    2:00 sad tutel

    • @dinfadiem0
      @dinfadiem0 8 месяцев назад +18

      literally :( face

  • @Castdragon2662
    @Castdragon2662 8 месяцев назад +63

    It broke within the first 10 min 😂

  • @1.2.1.0.R.I.O
    @1.2.1.0.R.I.O 7 месяцев назад +6

    Idk what's in store for.the future but I hope her, Vedal and all of us can remember these times and smile.

  • @IsaacClodfelter
    @IsaacClodfelter 8 месяцев назад +12

    "this little dog"

  • @Nahan_Boker94
    @Nahan_Boker94 8 месяцев назад +74

    This could be anny subathon. She will be streamih until her health giving up ending the subarhon.

    • @rafnael8807
      @rafnael8807 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah heh

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 8 месяцев назад +18

      She has more of a plan for rest and health, so hopefully she stays ok. And doesn't need a several months break after like a certain other streamer

  • @vnmememan8657
    @vnmememan8657 8 месяцев назад +16

    And Vedal strikes again

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 8 месяцев назад +62

    It will make her panic regardless...hes so mean.

  • @RailGun256
    @RailGun256 8 месяцев назад +23

    this explains the gift sub i got for her channel, lol

  • @Zero747_
    @Zero747_ 5 месяцев назад +8

    Ended yesterday with 50k subs and 61 days

  • @ThatOneGuy-zn3dp
    @ThatOneGuy-zn3dp 8 месяцев назад +8

    Gotta love how neuro is just there

  • @anse001
    @anse001 8 месяцев назад +48

    ... She's not going to be able to escape the cerbathon for a while is she?

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 8 месяцев назад +8

      If we have anything to say about it, no.
      I want to see other big streamers come in XD

    • @HowAreYou2
      @HowAreYou2 8 месяцев назад +5

      for sure wait until the last 24hours... that shit gonna be 24 hours left for weeks

    • @Sashdaydeneg
      @Sashdaydeneg 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well...

  • @marclrx2495
    @marclrx2495 8 месяцев назад +1

    Legend has it she is still streaming

  • @shade7158
    @shade7158 16 дней назад +2

    I feel like Vidal is the twitch time god

  • @CanRuf2k
    @CanRuf2k 8 месяцев назад +147

    you skipped the part where she asked Vedal if she has to save the config smh staz fell off

  • @dice9270
    @dice9270 8 месяцев назад +54

    Wait so neuro isnt bread anymore, How?

    • @wooden49
      @wooden49 8 месяцев назад +71

      Disintegrated in the water in Subnautica stream, then Vedal bring out the original model

    • @CeToxihuitl
      @CeToxihuitl 7 месяцев назад +2

      Sheer power of AI will

  • @SundaraRamanR
    @SundaraRamanR 8 месяцев назад +27

    I love her accent. The way she says "I saw I saw I saw" is super cute. Anyone know what accent it is?

    • @stazishere
      @stazishere  8 месяцев назад +30

      She's British

    • @SundaraRamanR
      @SundaraRamanR 8 месяцев назад +5

      Hmm. She's not Northern like Vedal, not Jordy or anything. A few words sound posh the way she says them, but it's not standard RP either. It definitely sounds like she grew up in a mixed language home and has an accent from a different language, just can't figure out which one.

    • @groerhahn225
      @groerhahn225 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@SundaraRamanR She probably just grew up on the internet and adapter a more "neutral" American-ish accent like Laimu did.

  • @RadicalGaming1000
    @RadicalGaming1000 8 месяцев назад +4

    Reason to yippie: 8:30

  • @mdb45424
    @mdb45424 8 месяцев назад +16

    His code was pretty good just the parameters were a bit demanding. Add 2 min every tier one sub, 2 min for 500 bits, and hugher subs to give their value in time with a toggle to halve the time value after 2 weeks and to keep track when offline. Think most of the parameters were met but the offline and bits were set to min of 500.

  • @galichet18
    @galichet18 8 месяцев назад +5

    Meanwhile daresiel is on donothon since 2 month, the swarm raid have help a lot

  • @SaoHeng-f8b
    @SaoHeng-f8b 8 месяцев назад +3

    At least it not a full year😂😂😂

  • @knightjj2891
    @knightjj2891 8 месяцев назад +4

    wholesome

  • @goonum
    @goonum 8 месяцев назад +15

    7:41 look ma, i made the video

  • @tvdg2482
    @tvdg2482 5 месяцев назад +1

    Stream still going today.

  • @Lskovfoged
    @Lskovfoged 7 месяцев назад +5

    >Staz exists
    Staz fell off

  • @NunnTabs
    @NunnTabs 8 месяцев назад +67

    People that are watching the cerbathon right now
    👇

  • @Hanclok
    @Hanclok 8 месяцев назад +15

    The link is broken in the description

    • @aceae4210
      @aceae4210 8 месяцев назад +15

      can see what happened, so *'* is right next to the enter key, so it ended up getting mistyped when pressing enter
      (to go to the channel, just remove the ending *'* and the link will work)
      post edit: staz fixed the link

  • @TheRadischen
    @TheRadischen 8 месяцев назад +2

    dog proof? Clueless

  • @tidedetergentyummy
    @tidedetergentyummy 8 месяцев назад +24

    1 view in 39s? Staz fell off

  • @michaelriddick7116
    @michaelriddick7116 8 месяцев назад +2

    💘🐶💗🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😁

  • @Peepotan
    @Peepotan 8 месяцев назад +7

    Samba: "Vedal (whole dialogue for 1 minute) *I love you very much*,"
    Shippers: