Wanted man: "I have the death sentence on 12 systems." Greedo: "Oh really? I bet you two are worth a lot of money. Heheh. Let's go." Wanted man: "Agh, yep. Shouldn't have said that out loud."
Seriously, with all the bounty hunters probably sat around there why the hell did it fall on Uncle Ben to whip out that saber and show him what for huh?
It's fascinating how that guy right there has not even a minute of dialogue in the film, yet he has a complete fleshed out story starting an illegal surgery business and eventually going insane looking for immortality which he thought could be found in his patient's insides.
+dominatorN4 That's the Expanded Universe for you. (Even if it's non-canon now) Pretty much every character that shows up on-screen in the films, no matter how minor, has a name and backstory laid out for them. It's amazing, really.
+Magitek1112 I felt the urge to fix your iOS apostrophes. [That’s the Expanded Universe for you. (Even if it’s non-canon now) Pretty much every character that shows up on-screen in the films, no matter how minor, has a name and backstory laid out for them. It’s amazing, really.] I couldn't agree with you more. In the cantina scene alone, several characters with backstory in the Expanded Universe are introduced, including (but certainly not limited to) Doctor Evazan, Ponda Baba, Momaw Nadon, BoShek, Wuher, Pons Limbus, Malloc, Muftak, Even the ice cream maker guy who was on screen for 3 seconds in Empire Strikes Back has a story to tell. starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood
You'll be dead is the best movie quote of all time! It has so many real world applications unlike those other 'best movie quotes". I myself have used the line many many times irl.
My brother said the same thing 😂 Obi Wan must have been thinking "Only 12 systems?! You amateurs I have a death sentence on ALL systems!" Thinking of Order 66 😂
@@Mishakol1290 no ***hole, are you like Luke in that scene where you're very own existence and world reality is bombarded and constantly met in perpetuity, by some cosmic gangstalking thug and his MERC butt buddy and or for all practical purposes, a constant destroyer angel looking to remind you with extreme prejudice that intentions will get you killed on top of a spook operative aura that provides a rational basis operandi stability that, completes a persona non grata of what basically is a dangerous schizo BUT ....with discernment. AND☝🏻 It has made a very rational decision of pure practicality and he or it has concluded without any doubts or shame or guilt, THAT, he or it simply does not like you and sound mind or whatever ID of nexus sexus to plexus aborations are completely non existent when considering it comes down to a righteous and rightful personal choice that not even God would argue with because it's a universal right and that's all the juice you need to stand on it and heh....heh😆 ...lol....😡 He or it simply doesn't like you because he or it simply just doesn't and wow what a a-hole YOU ARE NOW... MY GOD. (shrug) I TOO!! DO NOT LIKE YOU,🙁😐😡 ....
@@hobomike6935 ....NEIN!! SCHNELL!!☝🏻...!! ILLA PAPEL JUDEN!!!! ILLA PAPEL UN JUDEN🤯😤!!!!!! ...you vill be very careful icht‘ nonsense vhen considering no one can be dead as YOUUU appear to be... 😐😠....I've vaited a lifetime fo'rrr disch moment😏
If Obi Wan had been played by Clint Eastwood (Alec Guinness is great I'm not ripping on him, believe me I'm not), but if Clint Eastwood had played him, he could have stood in front of that guy that guy and said "You ever notice how once in a while you come across somebody you shouldn't have fucked with, that's me." Then pulls out the lightsaber and kills them. lol Sorry that was just a random thought I had.
Ha ha ha - or, "go ahead, make my day", or "you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky. Well punk, do ya"? Or after he's cut the guy's arm off, the other one could say, "you're a cowardly son of a bitch. you just lightsabered an unarmed man", to which Clint would reply, "well he shoulda armed himself, if he's gonna decorate the saloon with my friend".
My young friend doesn't like you laughing. Gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. If you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you didn't mean it.....they don't apologize and the lightsaber comes out and he kills everyone.
Me: Hi! My crush: Hi! Me (remembering that girls like bad boys): 0:10 Me (remembering that I stole this joke from someone else and I'm not even male): I have the death sentence on 12 subreddits.
Pignose: I don't like you either Luke: You don't even know me! Pignose: Ok that's fair. I'm Pignose, and this is my brother in law Scott. He's visiting from Hoth. Scott: I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it "Coldth" Pignose: Ok settle down man. Scott: I'm up after the band. Yay family guy.
A spaceship? They must have taken it immediately after they bumped into the Rogue One people thought... maybe that's why they were in a hurry in the first place?
Has the death sentence on 12 systems. Hangs out in a bar. Straight up blurts out his crime spree. Starts a fight near a Jedi who already sees what's coming and gets his arm cut off. I don't truly get the logic how he has such a big wanted level but the intelligence of bread dough and is defeated so easily. XD
Anyone realize that's the second time obiwan drew his lightsaber to disarm (ha...disARM) , but it was the second time he did that upfront at the bar in a cantina.
@xchickenmanx Ever since I saw this movie as a kid whenever anyone says I'll be careful I tell them they'll be dead. In school I got in trouble for it many times.
This scene scared me as a child. Anyway if anyone wants to know what happened to that intergalactic bar thug after star wars, he came to earth, had a minor nose job and made a living as Juan Manuel Santos, president of Columbia.
@IAmRodyle It's most certainly a good line but in terms of epicness the best is "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
He does have a name. He's a sociopath surgeon named Cornelius Evazan. Dr.Evazan. What he's "wanted" for in 12 systems is alot of botched surgeries. Anyways hope the next movie is decent.
Me sorprende que nadie en la cantina haya intentado capturar al Dr Evazan y su compañero, si están condenados en 12 sistemas es de suponer que tendrían una jugosa recompensa por sus cabezas jajajaja. Y me hubiera gustado ver a Evazan y a Ponda Baba en más médios,se podrían contar mas histórias de ellos 2.
I've always noticed in this scene that the words don't seem to match his lip movements. I'm assuming because of the Prosthetics The Voice had to be dubbed later.
@sadmadgla3 i was legit speechless when i saw this comment... most other people would be like "that's right, asshat! you were wrong! don't fuck with me!" or something like that... no, you were polite and rational about it. you even acknowledged that i had a semi-valid argument! you, sir, are my new favorite person on youtube. *light applause*
In a galaxy far far away, alcohol makes people hate eachother, unlike this galaxy where having too much to drink sometimes means you get off with anyone.
Maybe if you didn't go around provoking fights with random people in bars you wouldn't have the death sentence in 12 systems.
Well some men do stuff like that wanting to prove their strength and toughness. Worthless meat bags, that's what they are.
BraninT to this day, I haven't figured out what they were trying to accomplish by messing with Luke?
Probably nothing. They were most likely just drunk and trying to pick a fight, like in a lot of seedy bars.
BraninT “the death sentence”
@@bigmouthprick5852 They were hoping he'd be like, "Dead? Hang on guys that isn't necessary. Here take my money and leave me alone please."
“You just watch yourself.”
Luke: Literally sitting at a bar drinking by himself not speaking to anyone.
Two people don't like this video. Two other people don't like it either. You just watch yourselves.
I'll be careful
Richard Rominger lol
+Lord Gutierrez I have the death sentence on 12 videos
*Out comes the lightsaber*
I have been blocked by 12 channels!
Dude has a serious case of no chill.
"I don't like ya either!"
"You don't even know me!" Lol
Thats from Family Guy.
Alex Mercer you know what that’s fair
You know what that’s Fair
@@papitofuentes6244right it was from Family Guy
Wanted man: "I have the death sentence on 12 systems."
Greedo: "Oh really? I bet you two are worth a lot of money. Heheh. Let's go."
Wanted man: "Agh, yep. Shouldn't have said that out loud."
Literally says it in a cantina full of bounty hunters
Seriously, with all the bounty hunters probably sat around there why the hell did it fall on Uncle Ben to whip out that saber and show him what for huh?
Greedo probably did find the wanted men before this scene but forgot he found them in exchange for a generous bribe.
One of my favorite bits of dialogue in a movie ever. “You’ll be dead!!!” Makes me laugh every single time
I want an earrape version. YOULL BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
It's fascinating how that guy right there has not even a minute of dialogue in the film, yet he has a complete fleshed out story starting an illegal surgery business and eventually going insane looking for immortality which he thought could be found in his patient's insides.
+dominatorN4 That's the Expanded Universe for you. (Even if it's non-canon now) Pretty much every character that shows up on-screen in the films, no matter how minor, has a name and backstory laid out for them. It's amazing, really.
+Magitek1112
I felt the urge to fix your iOS apostrophes.
[That’s the Expanded Universe for you. (Even if it’s non-canon now) Pretty much every character that shows up on-screen in the films, no matter how minor, has a name and backstory laid out for them. It’s amazing, really.]
I couldn't agree with you more. In the cantina scene alone, several characters with backstory in the Expanded Universe are introduced, including (but certainly not limited to) Doctor Evazan, Ponda Baba, Momaw Nadon, BoShek, Wuher, Pons Limbus, Malloc, Muftak,
Even the ice cream maker guy who was on screen for 3 seconds in Empire Strikes Back has a story to tell. starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood
Even that worm like parasitic creature in the cantina had a story, and a rather touching and sad one.
***** I can't think of which one that is, can you perhaps find an image of it?
dominatorN4 atleast he spoke... how about dengar, IG-88 or Bossk
The actor who played Dr. Evazan, Alfie Curtis, has died, at the age of 87, Dec. 27, 2017.
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Oh rip
First day of high school in a nutshell
0:09
When you are a Star Wars Fan, but you like all nine films.
Accurate
you like the sequel trilogy? ew.
9? I thought there was only 6?
@@thefuriousfrank30019 if you count the Ewok movies
“I have the death sentence of 12 systems.” -a guy who’s in a bar crawling with bounty hunters
Honestly, I have trouble keeping a straight face during this scene after watching the Robot Chicken version
He only liked his shirt :((
Never seen that but I still crack up because this scene is hilarious enough!
I only remember the family guy version.
"You dont even know me."
"You know what? That's fair. I'm pignose and this is my cousin, Scott."
Amusingly, Obi-Wan also had the death sentence across the Empire because of Order 66.
Obi Wan should have said, "Bitch, I have the death sentence on all systems"
And because Obi wan technically in some way ruined all of Palpatine’s plans int he matter of apprentice’s
Made Vader get into his suit
Obi Wan is literally the number one target of the empire lol
For 20 years aswell
unlike this guy, Obi Wan is not one to brag.
just unfriend him, walrus guy. Sheesh
Lol
It's sad to say I come from a place were people are actually like this...
Just a guess but do you live somewhere in the south eastern United States?
No
*****
Mos Eisley space port Tatooine?
No
Detroit?
You'll be dead is the best movie quote of all time! It has so many real world applications unlike those other 'best movie quotes".
I myself have used the line many many times irl.
This line was so memorable, I had to go back and see it after Rogue One lol
That guy basically represents every interaction you'll have with your average CoD player.
Had to come back after this actor died just to say; "no, YOULL be dead!" RIP
From their cameo in Rogue 1 alone these guys are now in my top 5 favourite star wars characters
„I have the death sentence on twelve systems!“
Obi-Wan: „Bro, I have the death sentence on every system…“
My brother said the same thing 😂 Obi Wan must have been thinking "Only 12 systems?! You amateurs I have a death sentence on ALL systems!" Thinking of Order 66 😂
This is me everytime I try to do something
You as in Luke Skywalker?
Hurry....i gots to know
@@FIVE-0-APOCALYPTO Yes, me, Mario
@@Mishakol1290 no ***hole, are you like Luke in that scene where you're very own existence and world reality is bombarded and constantly met in perpetuity, by some cosmic gangstalking thug and his MERC butt buddy and or for all practical purposes, a constant destroyer angel looking to remind you with extreme prejudice that intentions will get you killed on top of a spook operative aura that provides a rational basis operandi stability that, completes a persona non grata of what basically is a dangerous schizo
BUT
....with discernment.
AND☝🏻
It has made a very rational decision of pure practicality and he or it has concluded without any doubts or shame or guilt,
THAT,
he or it simply does not like you and sound mind or whatever ID of nexus sexus to plexus aborations are completely non existent when considering it comes down to a righteous and rightful personal choice that not even God would argue with because it's a universal right and that's all the juice you need to stand on it and heh....heh😆 ...lol....😡 He or it simply doesn't like you because he or it simply just doesn't and wow what a a-hole YOU ARE NOW...
MY GOD. (shrug) I TOO!!
DO NOT LIKE YOU,🙁😐😡
....
@@FIVE-0-APOCALYPTO I'll be careful.
@@hobomike6935 ....NEIN!!
SCHNELL!!☝🏻...!!
ILLA PAPEL JUDEN!!!!
ILLA PAPEL UN JUDEN🤯😤!!!!!!
...you vill be very careful icht‘ nonsense vhen considering no one can be dead as YOUUU appear to be...
😐😠....I've vaited a lifetime fo'rrr disch moment😏
RIP Alfie Curtis
The single funniest scene in a new hope :D
!!!
Why did this randomly pop into my mind when cooking and I started laughing uncontrollably!? Literally tearing up! 😆😂😭
What exactly were these 2 guys trying do with Luke? Were they trying to goad him into a fight or something?
Drunk maybe?
Yes, they thought he looked weak and wanted to get him because they were scum and villains.
I have the death sentence on 12 systems.
I’ll be careful then
RIP Dr Evazan
My dad has a gay crush on Luke Skywalker
Don't we all
I wouldn't mind having Luke Skywalker as one of two dads.
Well after seeing The Last Jedi, Evazan was right.
One of my all time favorite scenes in the trilogy.
CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING. THE. NOSE.
If Obi Wan had been played by Clint Eastwood (Alec Guinness is great I'm not ripping on him, believe me I'm not), but if Clint Eastwood had played him, he could have stood in front of that guy that guy and said "You ever notice how once in a while you come across somebody you shouldn't have fucked with, that's me." Then pulls out the lightsaber and kills them. lol Sorry that was just a random thought I had.
Ha ha ha - or, "go ahead, make my day", or "you have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky. Well punk, do ya"? Or after he's cut the guy's arm off, the other one could say, "you're a cowardly son of a bitch. you just lightsabered an unarmed man", to which Clint would reply, "well he shoulda armed himself, if he's gonna decorate the saloon with my friend".
My young friend doesn't like you laughing. Gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. If you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you didn't mean it.....they don't apologize and the lightsaber comes out and he kills everyone.
southparkfan2717 he could also say, "you're gonna look real funny with that blaster stickin' out of your ass"
Obi-Wan: "This little one's not worth it. Now let me get you something."
Thats the most apologetic 'I'm sorry'
Best scene in Rouge 1
He's got such a calm demeanor about it at first too
Rip
Krillin to anyone: "I'll be careful...."
any random villain: "YOU'LL BE DEAD!"
I like how Ponda Baba also gets in close after the dude says YOULL BE DEAD!!!
ROGUE ONEE
Darth Shadion yeah
***** ikr me 2 hhahha
U better watch uself
We're wanted men
a got de death sentence un twilve systims
Me: Hi!
My crush: Hi!
Me (remembering that girls like bad boys): 0:10
Me (remembering that I stole this joke from someone else and I'm not even male): I have the death sentence on 12 subreddits.
you don't even know me!!!!!
+WhiteSoundDefense You know what? That's fair. This is my brother. He's visiting from Hoth.
"I don't like sand..." "He doesn't like you either!"
Pignose: I don't like you either
Luke: You don't even know me!
Pignose: Ok that's fair. I'm Pignose, and this is my brother in law Scott. He's visiting from Hoth.
Scott: I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it "Coldth"
Pignose: Ok settle down man.
Scott: I'm up after the band.
Yay family guy.
I’m sure that these two would have been surrounded by bounty hunters like greedo and others bc these guys literally said mad loud were wanted men
Went from 0 to 60 real quick.
A faithful dramatizaton of every female encounter i've had in a bar. You can't be careful enough.
What sense is there, he's in a bar, he was drunk and he wanted to start something. Pretty much Saturday night in any low down place.
These guys just managed to get away from Jedha before it got blown up.
posteador that's my question...how did they escape and then show up in a bar in Tatooine a few days later?
A spaceship? They must have taken it immediately after they bumped into the Rogue One people thought... maybe that's why they were in a hurry in the first place?
nice add int rogue one. and i spotted the Red team pilot.
Nice to see you guys back in Rogue one lol
riley's catch phrase
You better watch yourself! I've been banned everywhere on the internet!
This is a local bar, for local people, there's nothing for you here!
They made fun of this in Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: "My friend doesn't like alliance types. I don't like alliance types either."
Has the death sentence on 12 systems.
Hangs out in a bar.
Straight up blurts out his crime spree.
Starts a fight near a Jedi who already sees what's coming and gets his arm cut off.
I don't truly get the logic how he has such a big wanted level but the intelligence of bread dough and is defeated so easily. XD
1 person has the death sentance on 12 systems.
If he's wanted in 12 systems, presumably there was some bounty. Obi wan could have paid for their passage with that.
0:02 “I’m sorry.”
Love his cameo in Rogue One.
chen j just got back from seeing rogue one. i joked about this guy 2 hours before watching. i shat myself with joy
chen j You just watch yourself!!!
me too
@firelightguitarist
actually its riley's. if you ever watch any of his live shows he says you'll be dead. and talked about making it his catch phrase.
I'll be careful.
Kept thinking of the line YOU'LL BE DEAD but couldn't figure what it was from :) lol I love this line!! XD
Love this scene.
R.I.P. Star Wars’ Alfie Curtis
Anyone realize that's the second time obiwan drew his lightsaber to disarm (ha...disARM) , but it was the second time he did that upfront at the bar in a cantina.
Lol good point, he had experience of it.
Old, but not obsolete.
IIDeadlyDownie lol, u watched Terminator Genysis?
C:
THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS!
"We'll have no trouble hereee!"
Who else came here after the two thugs were seen in Rouge One?
no but they were in Rogue One
"two thugs"? Wtf are you going on about?
Rouge One?
were they wearing make up?
I love how luke apologizes
@xchickenmanx Ever since I saw this movie as a kid whenever anyone says I'll be careful I tell them they'll be dead. In school I got in trouble for it many times.
he has a death sentence in 12 systems. this has 12 dislikes. coincidence?
This scene scared me as a child. Anyway if anyone wants to know what happened to that intergalactic bar thug after star wars, he came to earth, had a minor nose job and made a living as Juan Manuel Santos, president of Columbia.
walking into CHAZ
@IAmRodyle It's most certainly a good line but in terms of epicness the best is "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Boy, I bet they got some great, trippy brews on that planet!
Man, what meanies.
The Family Guy Star Wars Special brought me here.
Luke has tought me how to handle conflict
"He doesn't like you"
"Your not my dad!"
Just here for my daily view.
He does have a name. He's a sociopath surgeon named Cornelius Evazan. Dr.Evazan. What he's "wanted" for in 12 systems is alot of botched surgeries. Anyways hope the next movie is decent.
Someone lost his job drawing blueprints
@guitarrocker234
yea, just dont tell anyone
john williams , cantina band
Me sorprende que nadie en la cantina haya intentado capturar al Dr Evazan y su compañero, si están condenados en 12 sistemas es de suponer que tendrían una jugosa recompensa por sus cabezas jajajaja.
Y me hubiera gustado ver a Evazan y a Ponda Baba en más médios,se podrían contar mas histórias de ellos 2.
RIP Alfie Curtis!
he doesnt hate luke he's just complimenting his hair.
I've always noticed in this scene that the words don't seem to match his lip movements. I'm assuming because of the Prosthetics The Voice had to be dubbed later.
@sadmadgla3 i was legit speechless when i saw this comment... most other people would be like "that's right, asshat! you were wrong! don't fuck with me!" or something like that... no, you were polite and rational about it. you even acknowledged that i had a semi-valid argument! you, sir, are my new favorite person on youtube. *light applause*
In a galaxy far far away, alcohol makes people hate eachother, unlike this galaxy where having too much to drink sometimes means you get off with anyone.
Dr Cornelius was pissed he left all his tools behind on Jedha lol
ANH Luke: "I'll be careful"
RotJ Luke: "Fuck around and find out"
i think they were just looking for a fight
You'll be!
Hip Hop 2023 brought me here
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