😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂 Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and... decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂 As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!" Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?" Ekene didn't respond. The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested. Ekene shouted, "Boss!" Boss answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" Boss didn't answer. Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name". The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie". Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. Ekene called, "Madam! Madam answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?" Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
😂😱😁This new neighbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. 😂They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road. Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and romance life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.😂 I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.😂 I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.😂 I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.😂 I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red. Ooooh My God!!!!! So you are now a Ritualist .' my, (wife shouted.) Before i could say a word, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain. 'Babe, i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed. I was chasing my wife with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.😂 Our new neighbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them. On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them.... Now, my wife's family and I, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from the elders. See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble. 😂😂😂😂 Thanks so much for reading my joke, If you enjoyed it, all am asking is to do me a favour, I want you to PLEASE SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I know u are capable. 💛💛👍 it very simple Just touch my profile picture and you will see where to SUBSCRIBE Plssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary school days. 😂😂😂 It all. happened on a Tuesday morning when our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and superlatives.... Eg: _Long longer longest _Big bigger biggest _Short shorter shortest _Fast faster fastest. So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started; TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way... TEACHER: Long PUPILS: Long longer longest TEACHER: Big PUPILS: Big bigger biggest TEACHER: Short PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest TEACHER: Fast! PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily) Good! PUPILS: Good gooder goodest TEACHER: STOP!!! PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!! PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest TEACHER: Chim o! PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest TEACHER : CHAI!!!! PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest TEACHER: OLODO!!! PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂😂😂😂😂😂 you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, pls just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb. 💣 Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@AKPORORO shows how ignorant he is, you don't need to have car to be affected by increment on fuel price. when dollars go up it affect everyone directly or indirectly
😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂 Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and... decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂 As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen. The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!" Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!" Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?" Ekene didn't respond. The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me! Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered. "Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested. Ekene shouted, "Boss!" Boss answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?" Boss didn't answer. Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet. The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name". The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie". Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. Ekene called, "Madam! Madam answered, "Yes!" Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?" Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen As you press the Like button on my comment, also touch my profile picture and SUBSCRIBE to my Channel, just my clicking on my profile, you I'll see the subscribe bomb Please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
See how only me just dey laugh and clap here after 12 in the night... Akpororo well done sir
This guy is a forever living product.
The roro king watching from Cameroon
Akpororo you are the kind of comedy 💪🏆
Akpororo is my favourite comedian 👏🏾 👏🏾 😂😂
I always like ur comedi
I love this, i laugh my eyes full of tears
😂😂😂 akpororo my guy nice one
Akpororo Bad Guy 😂😂😂😂
🤭🙆🤪😆🤦🤷 true talk 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
This is classic 😂😂🔥🔥🔥
This is great
My favourite🥰🥰
this guy don mad ooo hahaha my roro KING
Comic relief.......I love.
Wow amazing, I love it
Something wey you never watch finish
True true 8 years 😅😅
😂😂😂🤣🤣cry man apkroro
Harzan is Here first
Ay, there is no Sound ooo
Akpororo is good
Akpo you too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
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Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water
to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and...
decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂
As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.
Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"
Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ekene didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.
Ekene shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!
Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".
Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😱😁This new neighbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. 😂They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and romance life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.😂
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.😂
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.😂
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.😂
I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
Ooooh My God!!!!! So you are now a Ritualist .' my, (wife shouted.)
Before i could say a word, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.
'Babe, i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.
I was chasing my wife with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.😂
Our new neighbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them....
Now, my wife's family and I, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from the elders.
See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble.
😂😂😂😂
Thanks so much for reading my joke,
If you enjoyed it, all am asking is to do me a favour, I want you to PLEASE SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I know u are capable. 💛💛👍 it very simple
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😂😂😂 ur too funny abeg
So funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This maaannnn😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
China Buhari🔥
this man too funny
😱..I Just flashed back to my primary
school days. 😂😂😂 It
all.
happened on a Tuesday morning
when
our teacher taughtus a very interesting topic: comparatives and
superlatives....
Eg:
_Long longer longest
_Big bigger biggest
_Short shorter shortest
_Fast faster fastest.
So the next day, she came back with some visitors to prove to them that we were wonderful pupils,,,, She started;
TEACHER : Now children recite what you just learnt yesterday... Let's go this way...
TEACHER: Long
PUPILS: Long longer longest
TEACHER: Big
PUPILS: Big bigger biggest
TEACHER: Short
PUPILS : Short Shorter Shortest
TEACHER: Fast!
PUPILS: Fast Faster Fastest
TEACHER: (was grateful and shouted happily)
Good!
PUPILS: Good gooder goodest
TEACHER: STOP!!!
PUPILS: Stop stopper stoppest
TEACHER: (already abashed) ENOUGH!!!
PUPILS: Enough enougher enoughest
TEACHER: Chim o!
PUPILS: Chim o Chimooer chimooest
TEACHER : CHAI!!!!
PUPILS: Chai chaier chaiest
TEACHER: OLODO!!!
PUPILS: Olodo olodoer oloodoest 😆 😆😆And THE teacher fainted .😂😂😂😂😂😂
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen
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Pleasesss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Roro my guy
Mad oooo😂😂😂😂
You are too much brother
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol 🤣
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Check ur device
Help please
Yes oo
@AKPORORO shows how ignorant he is, you don't need to have car to be affected by increment on fuel price. when dollars go up it affect everyone directly or indirectly
Shut up, if you don't understand his content
Mumu
You lack humor..
Mumu man
Na joke naa
Concentrate on your jokes. You dey there dey count money wey dem dash you. You no dey funny for me sha.
He's not out there to please you.
U sef hustle make u fit dash person money 😹😹
Clout chaser. You've gotten attention. Nice one
At least d guy funny pass u
Rubbish! His jokes lack coherence.
You have coherence, where has it taken you to?
Who cares bro 😹😹😹
Haters everywhere
Coherent ko coherent ni who coherent help...His living the life for being incoherent as u suggest.
Calm down boss😂😂😂😂😂
cil23q
#vom.ong
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Ekene is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water
to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and...
decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂
As usual, Ekene drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.
Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Ekene!!!"
Ekene answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Ekene didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him. "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Ekene answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.
Ekene shouted, "Boss!"
Boss answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer.
Ekene ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!
Ekene it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".
Without argument Ekene ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
Ekene called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!"
Ekene asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
you that enjoyed my joke, May laughter never depart from your mouth.😁💯💯Amen
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