Ffs ! … as a Scottish style person….. him sniffing that cheap ass high voltage whiskey that’s made to get you wasted and claim to notice all these notes of nuts and fruits just Made me want to cry.
About a decade ago, I had a friend who drank nothing but Bartons Vodka and Natty Daddys. He was seemingly just as addicted to their awful quality. It was like the specific pain of how that garbage hit was part of the addiction. It always made me think of the song "Hurt" by NIN. He was a great inspiration to me. I'm very grateful to have experienced how terrible of a bastard you can become when you give yourself away to become a vessel for addiction.
the gimmick of making a streamer drink is you eventually get them drunk. Phil doesnt "get drunk" cuz he's "always" drunk on stream, so the dents felting themselves to feed this alcoholic's addiction is just extra regarded. Even for them
Maximilian dood: spends 30k to create a mod for a game for free and is giving a resurgence to a game everyone gave up on, out of sheer love of the game. Dsp: getting drunk on stream like a total bum.
Jerma spent $3,000 to make the Live Action Jerma Rumble. Phil could make his own wrestling content if he didn't spend all of his money ON wrestling content.
This is going to go two ways: 1. He will keep drinking, have an emergency, realize that he could have died, have a scare and seek help for his alcohol addiction. 2. He will continue to drink and die, he was already drinking in 2008 at least, but supposedly it was only occasionally back then. I know I was a DSP fan since his Boderderlands playthrough in 2009 up until the second he started begging in 2013. From then, I only watched his content when he did co-op playthroughs with John Rmbo, once that was over, I only watched This is how you DON'T play's and detractor content, and I watch them to this day. So I've been following DSP for almost 16 years, on and off.
@@LeeONardo Thanks, but I was never in the cult to begin with, I just watched him because I thought he was funny back then, nowadays, the only videos of his I sometimes watch due to Nostalgia are the co-op playthroughs with John Rmbo. Say what you want about DSP, but he and John had chemistry, then Phil had to fuck that up too. And John was a good friend to him too, the best he ever had, probably. I never donated any money to him.
His Santa Claus comedy skit was so unbearable I had to tune out. Awful garbage. It became apparent after about 30 seconds that he didn’t think it through and was just improvising. Predictably that strategy was a dismal failure. He has zero imagination. I guess he needed a layer of abstraction to protect himself from the dark seduction of Stellar Blade, like a therapy puppet.
Phil can honestly claim he's not an alcoholic since he won't take the time to go to an AA meeting. He plans his drinking schedule more thoroughly than his sacred gaming schedule.
He used to be an alcoholic. He still is but he used to be too. Its why hes aging so "gracefully" shouldve invested in trt instead of wwe champions. Also not being morbidly obese means you're not fat in his mind. Merry Christmas Eve.
"DSP isn't prepared at all!" First time? I remember years ago when he played Silent Hill 2 and when he finally ended the talking part and started playing the game started updating itself!
Figures hed go for the %58 percent liqour instead of something like a blantons. I really thought hed pull out a more expensive bottle, nope its just got more alcohol.
18:48 He can't even bother properly reading instructions. I have a bottle of this, and it does say to slap it. But it shows an example of swinging the bottle slightly sideways and slapping the side of the bottle with your hand. Yet again, he can't help but be confidently wrong.
He always does the concave or convex bit just to pad out his content. Then his viewers get to interact with Phil by answering the question. You can’t convince me he doesn’t know which is which at this point even with his gin brain.
Ffs ! … as a Scottish style person….. him sniffing that cheap ass high voltage whiskey that’s made to get you wasted and claim to notice all these notes of nuts and fruits just Made me want to cry.
@@WeAreSomeRandom he probably just read the back of the bottle to figure out what was in it
About a decade ago, I had a friend who drank nothing but Bartons Vodka and Natty Daddys. He was seemingly just as addicted to their awful quality. It was like the specific pain of how that garbage hit was part of the addiction. It always made me think of the song "Hurt" by NIN.
He was a great inspiration to me. I'm very grateful to have experienced how terrible of a bastard you can become when you give yourself away to become a vessel for addiction.
That single malt paint stripper is an afront to whiskey..and it's funny how he thinks it's good...
Anything that high in alcohol is just meant to get you drunk,. There are no notes.
the gimmick of making a streamer drink is you eventually get them drunk. Phil doesnt "get drunk" cuz he's "always" drunk on stream, so the dents felting themselves to feed this alcoholic's addiction is just extra regarded. Even for them
He's so excited to be drinking for the dents, no reactions to drinking those shots 😂 such a nice reward for his hard work through the year
He was excited for that for weeks. His eyes light up when he talks about drinking.
Everyone remember that step of alcoholism recovery that says it’s totally ok to drink as long as someone gives you one-hundred dollars?
I sure dont!
That's the modified 7th step in, I believe, the 2016 revised program.
I fully expected him to describe the booze as being "savory" and Dave didn't disappoint.
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its nutty dood. i like that nut flavor.
@@nordicomsystems8841 don't forget flavorful
@@JamestheLesserExpressLane im surprised it wasnt tangy
Savory and robust.
warning alcoholic drinks alcohol
Everything is written off as business costs, if the government only knew lol
IRS will get to him one day. Those back taxes wont just disappear. Although it probably wont matter. He will just continue his grift until he dies.
Maximilian dood: spends 30k to create a mod for a game for free and is giving a resurgence to a game everyone gave up on, out of sheer love of the game.
Dsp: getting drunk on stream like a total bum.
But dood, Max isn't having a reeeeeesurgence of support!
Jerma spent $3,000 to make the Live Action Jerma Rumble. Phil could make his own wrestling content if he didn't spend all of his money ON wrestling content.
Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic
I'll drink to that!
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. He can’t even be an alcoholic right, which blows my mind lol.
Oh his mouth wasn’t watering because of the mint. It seems just a hint of alcohol triggers him
DSP, crying poor while buying a $90 bottle of scotch. Merry Christmas everyone!
@@grimfang5023 not to mention everything else!
This is going to go two ways:
1. He will keep drinking, have an emergency, realize that he could have died, have a scare and seek help for his alcohol addiction.
2. He will continue to drink and die, he was already drinking in 2008 at least, but supposedly it was only occasionally back then.
I know I was a DSP fan since his Boderderlands playthrough in 2009 up until the second he started begging in 2013. From then, I only watched his content when he did co-op playthroughs with John Rmbo, once that was over, I only watched This is how you DON'T play's and detractor content, and I watch them to this day. So I've been following DSP for almost 16 years, on and off.
One of many that came out of the pignosis, well done :)
@@LeeONardo Thanks, but I was never in the cult to begin with, I just watched him because I thought he was funny back then, nowadays, the only videos of his I sometimes watch due to Nostalgia are the co-op playthroughs with John Rmbo. Say what you want about DSP, but he and John had chemistry, then Phil had to fuck that up too. And John was a good friend to him too, the best he ever had, probably. I never donated any money to him.
His Santa Claus comedy skit was so unbearable I had to tune out. Awful garbage. It became apparent after about 30 seconds that he didn’t think it through and was just improvising.
Predictably that strategy was a dismal failure. He has zero imagination.
I guess he needed a layer of abstraction to protect himself from the dark seduction of Stellar Blade, like a therapy puppet.
His facial expressions scare me
He hasn’t gotten human expressions down completely in the skin suit.
Alcohol powered Pignosis attempts coupled with stroke brain.
I've seen dope heads get less excited when they finally score than Philbert is looking at all the alcohol he's going to drink.
@@ToastenButter but he's not an alcoholic anymore, he said, so
At 5:16 he was so close to habitually go straight for the bottle 😆
Yes he was!
13:00 after he slammed that shot, he remembered he needed to act like it affected him.
he's in love with booze
@@TheDutchBros his one true love, after Rambo
Its totally ok you guys, every recovering alcoholic has a drink once in a while
Tangy, sea salt, smoke, nuts...Interesting that Phil just happened to say the same buzzwords printed on the bottle of whiskey!
Food does NOT negate alcohol.
Remember guize: Seltzer is code for gin
Gin gin gin, I don't want to be Mr. Gin
To take inspiration from a Mitch Hedberg joke, "Phil used to be an alcoholic. He still is an alcoholic, but he also used to be."
Even alcoholics dont talk this way towards alcohol. Ive never heard anyone call straight alcohol as " tasty"
Very robust!
Phil can honestly claim he's not an alcoholic since he won't take the time to go to an AA meeting. He plans his drinking schedule more thoroughly than his sacred gaming schedule.
"Ex alcoholic, part-time drinker, 42 year old mature adult".
this alcohol is amazing its actually more than 100%
And drinks it like water
Those first 30 seconds are pure nightmare fuel. Anyways, Merry Begmass everyone!
And a Happy New Snort!
That's a FING Factual OBSERVATION 👏🏼😆🤣🎄🙋🏼
WHY DOES HE DO THE "bite" FACE WHEN EATING WHIPPED CREAM?!?!
The gin that he chews through his half drooping lip...
He's addicted (to pulling for Hogans).
he’s destroyed his teeth over the years and it stings i bet
Remember when he refused to take two shots for someone donating for 2 shots?
Those were the days my friend
He was way to happy to drink that whisky. Damn son.
Very excited. More excited than seeing his wife on his wedding night
Someone should gift him a sonichu medallion
Merry goutsmas
Happy New Snort!
He used to be an alcoholic. He still is but he used to be too. Its why hes aging so "gracefully" shouldve invested in trt instead of wwe champions. Also not being morbidly obese means you're not fat in his mind. Merry Christmas Eve.
"DSP isn't prepared at all!"
First time? I remember years ago when he played Silent Hill 2 and when he finally ended the talking part and started playing the game started updating itself!
He's done that with a lot of games 😆
He only had 3 weeks to get everything ready. Come on, dood.
He can’t even tell when they’re messing with him I bet he was hoping he would do something along the lines of see and try to take a huge swig
He isn’t a former alcoholic. I believe he drinks every single day off stream.
Dood, he said he's a former alcoholic!! Snort
His liver is probably denser than his head.
Can't wait for him to need a transplant
Thank you James the lesser for skipping the eating part also thank you for everything you do I hope you and your family are well
That Scotch is cheap and crap.
Scotch in name only.
Former alcoholic 😂
A $90 bottle of scotch and he doesn't appreciate a drop of it. "Former" alcoholic. Sure, Jan.
So strong he doesn't react as he drinks it but only after
Is he trying to intoxicate himself on camera or what?!
That would be the only fun thing ever on his streams actually
Yes, because he thinks it makes him funny.
I wouldnt be able to sit upright in the chair after that much, and Im not a light drinker
14:42 what?! im fucking dead😂dood and his spoons i guess
no i cant watch this clown right now. oh my god i didnt think anyoen could be so dumb.
How many times can he say the same thing over and over and over.
Every day for almost 17 years at this point. Phil’s too lazy to be creative and come up with new things to say unless he copies someone else.
19:15 and 20:02 now _that’s_ comedy! 😂😂
Figures hed go for the %58 percent liqour instead of something like a blantons. I really thought hed pull out a more expensive bottle, nope its just got more alcohol.
34:13 James I think those are liver spots because of the non stop alcohol consumption
Could be!
Tis the season guyyyyys.
18:48 He can't even bother properly reading instructions. I have a bottle of this, and it does say to slap it. But it shows an example of swinging the bottle slightly sideways and slapping the side of the bottle with your hand. Yet again, he can't help but be confidently wrong.
Why does he have to make a project out of the most simple, basic things?
Gin brain and gout
Thanks to DSP I really hate Santa Claus I watched iveega cover this I had to skip part were he was eating
This whole thing was so crazy. He's gotten into this constant leaving the stream now
@@jasonic-ks2tm can't be bothered to do anything before the stream
Sip alcohol on recovery addict. 7:53
"Sip" chug chug chug
He always does the concave or convex bit just to pad out his content. Then his viewers get to interact with Phil by answering the question. You can’t convince me he doesn’t know which is which at this point even with his gin brain.
No such thing as a former alcoholic
But DSP said so!
He has Ted Cruz eyes.
But did he play stellar blade
something something Clown make-up
something something washed up
i could do this too i must be a really good tuber
DSP needs to get rid of the Kings bs music
That psycho stalker opener was infuriating almost nothing is more annoying when phil tries to be funny
Cant be a part time alcoholic.you either are or are not.