I asked Instagram how to make a PB&J sandwich 🥪 (this is what happened)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @ashwinkelly2523
    @ashwinkelly2523 5 лет назад +7089

    Alternate title:
    *im being stalked by a person named Cassie.*

  • @el_quesillo4242
    @el_quesillo4242 5 лет назад +4077

    Ryan:"ever heard of gravity?"
    Cassie:"ever heard of common sense

    • @bossieaussie816
      @bossieaussie816 5 лет назад +21

      Alejandro Meza OHHHHHHH!!!!!

    • @emiliocastaneda1015
      @emiliocastaneda1015 5 лет назад +19

      That was a good one lol

    • @sadbix1216
      @sadbix1216 5 лет назад +14

      OHHHHHHHHHH ROASTED OHHHHHHHHHH

    • @L0laxx0114
      @L0laxx0114 5 лет назад +17

      Wow..
      Ryan got roasted...
      BUT NOT ENOUGH TO TO BE SMASHED AND THEN TURNED INTO PEANUT BUTTER TO MAKE A PB&J
      HAH

    • @farkat9748
      @farkat9748 5 лет назад +1

      Alejandro Meza ohhhhhhh

  • @lexiecw3
    @lexiecw3 5 лет назад +588

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “in loving memory” IM SCREAMING OVER IT

  • @magicallymaddie
    @magicallymaddie 2 года назад +365

    I love how he expelled Cassie for teaching him a semi-correct way, yet only gave detention to Yasmine, who taught him to make a butter-nut breaddog.

  • @4mezza
    @4mezza 5 лет назад +2355

    Cassie: gets a B- and Expelled
    Yasmin: gets a F- and Detention

    • @sofyrozyrofa
      @sofyrozyrofa 5 лет назад +44

      logic

    • @sadiqmana001
      @sadiqmana001 5 лет назад +52

      school's don't value equality

    • @big_boy_297
      @big_boy_297 5 лет назад +3

      Bryce Smith why did you say that twice

    • @psychoblink9046
      @psychoblink9046 5 лет назад +8

      bIG_bOY_29 sometimes it glitches

    • @mnsn_.
      @mnsn_. 5 лет назад +2

      @@big_boy_297it's weird it's weird.

  • @nolanlong8850
    @nolanlong8850 5 лет назад +12035

    Plot twist: this is cassie’s house

  • @blmusic4271
    @blmusic4271 4 года назад +1853

    Student: *gets F-*
    Ryan: DETENTION
    student: *gets B-*
    Ryan: EXPELLED

  • @senorchemicaljrYT
    @senorchemicaljrYT 2 месяца назад +4

    4 years and this is still my favorite Ryan Trahan video and possibly favorite video on RUclips 😂😂😂😂 can’t stop laughing after ever single instruction 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ely1528
    @ely1528 5 лет назад +1985

    Nobody:
    Ryan: puts Billie Eilish on the thumbnail

    • @layzefan58
      @layzefan58 5 лет назад +10

      You should edit your comment and say
      Nobody expect Ryan

    • @scrimbo_STOP
      @scrimbo_STOP 5 лет назад +5

      Layze Fan except

    • @shevin1010
      @shevin1010 5 лет назад +5

      Beaver Boi *eilish

    • @cloudypixels_
      @cloudypixels_ 5 лет назад +6

      I got you to 699 likes
      and he need that click bate eheh

    • @huntermckellar701
      @huntermckellar701 5 лет назад +1

      Layze Fan NOBODY memes aren’t funny

  • @scuffkinn9203
    @scuffkinn9203 5 лет назад +596

    Everyone: Sandwich
    Ryan: Sanwich

    • @JayKaryo
      @JayKaryo 5 лет назад +25

      Me: sammitch

    • @-touya_todoroki
      @-touya_todoroki 5 лет назад +5

      @@JayKaryo me: stop eating the sandwiches and throwing away what I store for later REEEE
      Cuz my family takes things I store throw em away and eat sandwiches like mad men

    • @crimsonnin2
      @crimsonnin2 5 лет назад +7

      british people: sarnie

    • @allisonjacobs1386
      @allisonjacobs1386 5 лет назад +3

      Lol don’t hate on his Texan accent I have one too!

    • @scuffkinn9203
      @scuffkinn9203 5 лет назад

      No he spells sandwich wrong he spelled it sanwich

  • @honeyounghyun8514
    @honeyounghyun8514 5 лет назад +388

    Alternate title: Ryan reminiscing and venting his anger from second grade for 15 minutes

  • @donleyhenry3848
    @donleyhenry3848 2 года назад +281

    I like how he has multiple jars of pb and j but only one knife😂😂

  • @so723
    @so723 5 лет назад +320

    *we did this back in year 2, but obviously since I’m British it had to be “how to make a cup of tea” and um ngl... I make a peng tea now. So thanks mr pratt :)*

    • @aaron.7969
      @aaron.7969 5 лет назад +3

      same

    • @Lily-c3j
      @Lily-c3j 5 лет назад +3

      🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @evanfisher592
      @evanfisher592 5 лет назад +7

      What is peng

    • @so723
      @so723 5 лет назад +4

      Evan Fisher it kinda means both fit and good lmao

    • @aaminah7873
      @aaminah7873 5 лет назад +2

      Sameeee I can make nice tea now

  • @kawaiiwatermelone1337
    @kawaiiwatermelone1337 5 лет назад +827

    Ryan: Every heard of Gravity?
    Cassie: I said hold it in your hand not rest it,...

    • @loganumfress2557
      @loganumfress2557 4 года назад +6

      Kawaii Watermelone 133 yes

    • @Shark.souppp
      @Shark.souppp 4 года назад +2

      SMH 🤦‍♀️

    • @Jray608
      @Jray608 2 года назад +1

      *grabs it so that it's just a compressed ball of bread A jelly*

    • @renaelovespugs2530
      @renaelovespugs2530 2 года назад

      @@Jray608 I love those 💀

    • @screege5647
      @screege5647 2 года назад +1

      John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
      Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.

  • @calebbrower7719
    @calebbrower7719 5 лет назад +1391

    she said “with your hands” you only used your left hand smh you didn’t follow the rules

    • @cassiesantillano749
      @cassiesantillano749 5 лет назад +6

      Caleb Brower that’s what I was going to say

    • @calebbrower7719
      @calebbrower7719 5 лет назад +2

      Cassie Santillano rightt

    • @StargazerStrider
      @StargazerStrider 5 лет назад

      Caleb Brower yeah the toghtcl

    • @pinkmira3567
      @pinkmira3567 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @diorsse
      @diorsse 5 лет назад +2

      Caleb Brower i guess hes gotten too used to only using his left hand 🤷‍♀️

  • @oluwoleayodele9875
    @oluwoleayodele9875 2 года назад +12

    That's an excellent life quote "life's all about how you finish not how you start" 5:43

  • @jacobrichman98
    @jacobrichman98 5 лет назад +421

    This is the definition of ryan running out of ideas LMFAOOO

    • @mayjanen849
      @mayjanen849 5 лет назад +30

      Idk why I just watched a 15 minute video AND STILL found it entertaining

    • @subswithnovideoschalleng-tu6to
      @subswithnovideoschalleng-tu6to 5 лет назад +5

      @@mayjanen849 cuz he's hilarious

    • @st9459
      @st9459 4 года назад +2

      If he came up with something like this i don’t think he is out of ideas lol

  • @katherynehodge1442
    @katherynehodge1442 5 лет назад +366

    Cassie: has a b-and gets expelled
    Yasmin:has a f- and gets detention

    • @user-co9mh3ie7d
      @user-co9mh3ie7d 5 лет назад +3

      You stole the comment under you, didn’t you?

    • @JJ-gw9cq
      @JJ-gw9cq 5 лет назад +4

      @@user-co9mh3ie7d you stole this comment from 87 percent of RUclips comments didn't you

    • @user-co9mh3ie7d
      @user-co9mh3ie7d 5 лет назад

      edgy homosexual you’re two weeks late buddy

    • @user-co9mh3ie7d
      @user-co9mh3ie7d 5 лет назад

      Flurry The Gem Hybrid who asked you?

    • @JJ-gw9cq
      @JJ-gw9cq 5 лет назад +4

      @@user-co9mh3ie7d k and your a month late?

  • @yavihasham9100
    @yavihasham9100 4 года назад +818

    I love how he expelled the person who actually made something eatable but gave detention to the person who told him to put raw butter and a peanut on bread

    • @noobstergaming6745
      @noobstergaming6745 2 года назад +13

      Math isn’t mathing

    • @screege5647
      @screege5647 2 года назад +14

      John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
      Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.

    • @Ace-gs9wf
      @Ace-gs9wf 2 года назад

      @@screege5647 bbb

    • @Toopity706
      @Toopity706 2 года назад +5

      @@screege5647 amen

    • @carsonmichaelbrodybeard6074
      @carsonmichaelbrodybeard6074 2 года назад +4

      @@screege5647 tf

  • @AngelVids7
    @AngelVids7 2 года назад +12

    Teaching Detail and specificity with PB&J. Your teacher was awesome

  • @ilove.cougars
    @ilove.cougars 5 лет назад +2692

    Plot twist: He’s Gordon Ramsay’s son.

  • @garrettnewland6081
    @garrettnewland6081 5 лет назад +623

    “Isaac Newton is rolling in his grave right now” 💀

    • @gevaliasade
      @gevaliasade 5 лет назад

      gw fishing lmbooooooo

    • @BlitzDinkabooming
      @BlitzDinkabooming 5 лет назад

      Mohammed Abdul Basith Mohammed Abdul Basith R/wOoOoSh

    • @Dragonlover12349
      @Dragonlover12349 6 месяцев назад

      I’m actually related to Issac newton no kidding

  • @gmhype9962
    @gmhype9962 4 года назад +305

    every teacher watching this: SLAPS HEAD

    • @MoThePro947
      @MoThePro947 4 года назад +9

      *facepalms*

    • @C2k785
      @C2k785 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @simplistic_5444
      @simplistic_5444 4 года назад +1

      How to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
      First step open the bread packet by un twisting the plasting thing and take 2 bred out and take a spoon and scoop peanut butter and put it on the bred and put butter knife and spread it in the bread,then scoop the jelly with a butter knife and and spread it and put bath breads together and pick it up with your hands and bring your hand to your mouth and open your mouth and bite and chew and swallow it

    • @user-ql2xb6rr7q
      @user-ql2xb6rr7q 3 года назад

      @@simplistic_5444 so don’t put anything down? That’s impossible

  • @MEIGS___1
    @MEIGS___1 2 года назад +1

    You are the best RUclipsr hands down. Thanks for the entertainment.

  • @clodaghfriel
    @clodaghfriel 5 лет назад +864

    No one:
    Ryan: *throws sandwich in sink not bin*

  • @zhanghaofrfr
    @zhanghaofrfr 5 лет назад +217

    “You're so bad you just invented a new grade scale” *RoAsTeD* 🤣

    • @jbrownnn
      @jbrownnn 5 лет назад +1

      //Accio Harry Potter\\ you’re*

    • @taffi84
      @taffi84 5 лет назад

      U disgusting creature

    • @lukodoesntupload
      @lukodoesntupload 4 года назад

      @@МериИлиева-х4о literally no one cares

    • @pig_master101
      @pig_master101 4 года назад

      Hentacle TentaiTM it was before we were forced to stay indoors

  • @golflefleur887
    @golflefleur887 5 лет назад +161

    Please someone send this video to Gordon Ramsay, he needs to witness this masterpiece.

    • @Iron_Void
      @Iron_Void 5 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @evanfisher592
      @evanfisher592 5 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @bear3490
      @bear3490 5 лет назад +1

      Louise Nicolson HE WOULD ROAST MINE SO HARD NOOO😭😭😭

    • @masonnnnnnnn
      @masonnnnnnnn 5 лет назад

      Louise Nicolson 2 steps ahead of ya😂

    • @Turtleblade
      @Turtleblade 5 лет назад

      You fucking donkey

  • @slimegaming6280
    @slimegaming6280 2 года назад +94

    Only Ryan trahan can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich tutorial entertaining

  • @lowbudgetloser
    @lowbudgetloser 4 года назад +227

    Ms.Everdeen: "I Can't breathe!"
    Ryan: "Oh, I know....
    Mwahaahahahahhahha!"

    • @golem040
      @golem040 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @boshi1088
      @boshi1088 2 года назад +1

      Breathe air
      -Andrew Tate

    • @Raindexx
      @Raindexx 11 месяцев назад

      @@boshi1088😂😂😂

  • @Smsm-ti3cc
    @Smsm-ti3cc 4 года назад +2643

    Imagine if Gordon Ramsay watched this

    • @avyashpokharel3424
      @avyashpokharel3424 4 года назад +50

      You fking donkey! Said Gordon Ramsey

    • @pryademph4389
      @pryademph4389 4 года назад +60

      He’d say more cuss words than pennies he has

    • @h6v790
      @h6v790 4 года назад +46

      Gordon what are u
      Ryan im a toast
      Gordon what toast
      Ryan a dumb toast

    • @ahmedeffat1495
      @ahmedeffat1495 4 года назад +18

      He looks like him too

    • @44chigirin
      @44chigirin 4 года назад +6

      Gaming Space no its "you panini head"

  • @laceyrankin3251
    @laceyrankin3251 5 лет назад +86

    cassie:turn the bread upside down
    ryan:doesnt hold it and just flips it over

  • @cartergamez1234
    @cartergamez1234 2 года назад +32

    Teacher: Reads the instructions
    Teacher: Puts an entire loaf of bread down and puts an entire jar of peanut butter and jelly on it
    Teacher: Continues to read instructions
    Teacher: Puts entire loaf of bread on that
    Teacher: You never told me to open it
    Class Clown: Excuse me but we assumed you would use the same common sense that you tell us to use
    The Hole Class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHOHHHH

    • @Thing301
      @Thing301 2 года назад +1

      the fact you said hole instead of whole makes you the clown

    • @faye7441
      @faye7441 2 года назад

      r u five

  • @ghoulish4704
    @ghoulish4704 4 года назад +2353

    Andrew: bites Ryan’s hand
    Ryan: why
    Andrew: I wanted a French fry
    Ryan: my finger is bleeding
    Andrew: *o o h k e t c h u p*

  • @jjy135
    @jjy135 5 лет назад +712

    Its impossible to do this as detailed as possible. You can't explain to someone how to move a muscle.

    • @chxse.4008
      @chxse.4008 5 лет назад +34

      Ok B00mer

    • @James-eh4ye
      @James-eh4ye 5 лет назад +39

      You just said it’s impossible to do something possible

    • @jjy135
      @jjy135 5 лет назад +4

      @@James-eh4ye oh lol didnt realize. But i hope u get what i mean

    • @jjy135
      @jjy135 5 лет назад +13

      @NateSoloTV honestly i dont wanna read that, but is it explaining how i can move a muscle or describing what the muscle does while being moved

    • @galactic7458
      @galactic7458 5 лет назад +23

      Sensei Yeet
      1) don’t move a muscle
      2) do the opposite of what you just did

  • @dragami1607
    @dragami1607 5 лет назад +165

    Instructions unclear:
    I have successfully created a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

  • @ReallyTom
    @ReallyTom 2 года назад +51

    When you PICK UP the sandwich it means holding it with your hand and fingers as well so the GRAVITY doesn't pull it down! Justice for Cassy!

    • @johndoyle3306
      @johndoyle3306 Год назад +1

      Thanks but didn't need to know that I'm sorry but your wrong 😔😭

    • @robotdude939
      @robotdude939 Год назад

      ​@@johndoyle3306???

  • @mendoza9007
    @mendoza9007 4 года назад +79

    "Andrew, if you're watching this I hope you're exposed. Cops are on their way" 😂😂

  • @LUke-vi6lb
    @LUke-vi6lb 4 года назад +462

    ryan: imnot going to be like my teacher,
    Ryan 2 seconds later: im not going to put the plate down camryn didnt tell me too

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 года назад +10

      Camryn did say to put the other stuff down

    • @C2k785
      @C2k785 4 года назад +1

      But camryn didnt tell him to put it down

    • @grass904
      @grass904 4 года назад

      But cameron did say put it down

    • @Mercedes.billybouncer
      @Mercedes.billybouncer 3 года назад

      lol true

  • @NelsonM47
    @NelsonM47 5 лет назад +258

    Aussies be like:
    “It’s JAM”

    • @Ellp0x1
      @Ellp0x1 5 лет назад +22

      Well it is jam ._.

    • @RealityMFiction
      @RealityMFiction 5 лет назад +12

      Jam is better than jelly

    • @uniboy13
      @uniboy13 5 лет назад +14

      Jelly and jam are different things

    • @lewdew1109
      @lewdew1109 5 лет назад +7

      brits aswell

    • @sokka9896
      @sokka9896 5 лет назад +1

      @@lewdew1109 yea

  • @Elmwood95
    @Elmwood95 Год назад +2

    13:33
    I love how it sounds like we’re going straight into a lamplighter radio theater!

  • @kydn6916
    @kydn6916 5 лет назад +1076

    This comment section is just “no one:” comments lol

    • @true3211
      @true3211 5 лет назад +19

      they‘re about half a year behind

    • @dekusnumber1simp380
      @dekusnumber1simp380 5 лет назад +8

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      You: 👽

    • @MARCM0DE
      @MARCM0DE 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @Sara-vr7pe
      @Sara-vr7pe 5 лет назад +2

      You became a part of it, Mint :o

    • @littleslimeball8178
      @littleslimeball8178 5 лет назад +3

      @Shaye Rouse I only hate it, because people don't unde how to make the comment lol. People always just do
      No one:
      Ryan: [sentence that was indeed spoken in the video]

  • @SchmidtyPlays
    @SchmidtyPlays 5 лет назад +103

    “Im done and I’m disappointed.” *puts sandwich in sink*

  • @zephothorning9438
    @zephothorning9438 5 лет назад +398

    Chop suey

    • @infernoghost3132
      @infernoghost3132 5 лет назад +4

      Zepho Thorning plz get a million likes lol

    • @owenkinsey2004
      @owenkinsey2004 5 лет назад +3

      Inferno Ghost wait u play fortnite but don’t like mogz🤭🤭🤭

    • @16kma
      @16kma 5 лет назад

      here b4 this shit blows up

    • @BenKelly08
      @BenKelly08 5 лет назад +1

      @@owenkinsey2004 i know he doesnt like morgz he hates morgz

    • @spts3753
      @spts3753 5 лет назад

      How is there not a million stairs?!

  • @CrazyCadetOfficial
    @CrazyCadetOfficial Год назад +2

    cassie gets explled for ALMOST completing the sandwhich but yasmin get detention for telling you how to make a sandwhich. Dang LOL

  • @emojiftw7333
    @emojiftw7333 4 года назад +55

    10:58 I thought it went in the Peanut Butter Jar lol

  • @ceciliabroyles9
    @ceciliabroyles9 4 года назад +148

    no one:
    Ryan: * has 3 jars of peanut butter and jelly on his counter *

  • @lydiamcnanney8
    @lydiamcnanney8 5 лет назад +65

    I feel like this video was more of Ryan exposing Mrs Everdeen.

  • @zackaryt1
    @zackaryt1 2 года назад +2

    This is actually my favorite Ryan Trahan video

  • @ItzYaBoiZ3
    @ItzYaBoiZ3 3 года назад +516

    so apparently,
    B- gets you expelled
    but F- gets detention
    ://///

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 3 года назад +4

      they what now?

    • @Apmarsalt
      @Apmarsalt 3 года назад +10

      Makes total sense

    • @tcrsh8918
      @tcrsh8918 3 года назад +12

      for the dumbasses above me 6:04 6:43

    • @tcrsh8918
      @tcrsh8918 3 года назад +1

      @@joshuaplayz7374 and neither did i :D

    • @tcrsh8918
      @tcrsh8918 3 года назад

      @@joshuaplayz7374 i didnt ask though

  • @vicz7423
    @vicz7423 5 лет назад +65

    I just watched a guy make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for 15 minutes...

  • @aspol12
    @aspol12 5 лет назад +234

    I just realized his teacher brought peanuts to school which isn’t allowed

    • @cringetown8933
      @cringetown8933 5 лет назад

      aspol12 yeah

    • @roxannelowe9495
      @roxannelowe9495 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah my teacher was gonna do it in 5th grade but she couldn't bring in peanut butter and I had a allergy so 😂

    • @peterburger2576
      @peterburger2576 5 лет назад +22

      Not every school has a nut free policy. It's the schools choice, not the law.

    • @dhdocjdodjdiid
      @dhdocjdodjdiid 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe in your school

    • @scarlettew-k1989
      @scarlettew-k1989 5 лет назад +3

      It’s mostly Australia

  • @sarasahliemarcato4709
    @sarasahliemarcato4709 5 лет назад +543

    Ryan gets bit and stabbed. His teacher’s name is Mrs. Everdeen. No one is going to talk about this?

  • @evanperson09
    @evanperson09 4 года назад +152

    Here is the real way how:
    1. Get a plate from where every you get them
    2. Place it on the counter
    3. Get your bread out from where ever you keep it
    4. Open the bag
    5. Get 2 pieces of bread out of the bag
    6. Lay them side by side on the plate
    7. Open the jelly and peanut butter containers/jars
    8. Get a butter knife
    9. Dig it into the peanut butter and get whatever amount looks good in your opinion
    10. Smear the peanut butter on the bread without get it off the bread
    11. Rinse the knife in the sink
    12. Dig the knife into the jelly carefully so it won’t slide off
    13. Spread the jelly onto the bread without getting it off the bread
    14. Put down the knife
    15. Precisely line the bread on top of each other together
    16. Take the sandwich off the plate
    17. Eat to your hearts desire
    18. Clean the plate and knife
    19. Wash your hands
    20. Put everything back where it belongs

    • @sstefanini259
      @sstefanini259 4 года назад +32

      You forgot to tell him how to breath!

    • @mer6iaa
      @mer6iaa 4 года назад +26

      so we aren't washing our hands before this? 😔 well.. i mean if u say so

    • @aesthetic._.shrimp-_-4186
      @aesthetic._.shrimp-_-4186 4 года назад +18

      Do I just leave my bread to be stale

    • @st9459
      @st9459 4 года назад +2

      It looks like I get to hold the bread ☹️

    • @st9459
      @st9459 4 года назад +10

      Also how do we open the pb and jelly if we don’t grab them first 😶

  • @hamoodskitchen5978
    @hamoodskitchen5978 5 лет назад +69

    ryan: F- Detention
    also ryan: B+ EXPELLED

  • @glitterdarkshadow1557
    @glitterdarkshadow1557 Год назад +2

    Hi Ryan I will tell you how to make a PB&J, grab your plate face on the table, grab the bread and two slices put one slice on on plate other slice of the bread on the table, grab your peanut butter with a spoon or a nice your choice spread the peanut butter across the piece of bread on the plate Fred from side-to-side Telle Tire one side of the bread is completely filled with peanut butter. Grab the other slice of bread and put it on the plate after the other piece of bread has been took it off onto the table red jelly onto the bread piece that is on the plate and spread the jelly from side-to-side as you did with the peanut butter, then you will put the peanut butter piece of bread on to top of the jelly bread and then eat your sandwich.😊

  • @sqxiddy5965
    @sqxiddy5965 4 года назад +230

    Nobody:
    Ryan Trahan: Throws scraps of food in the sink. :(

    • @mxy1431
      @mxy1431 4 года назад +8

      I thought I was the only one who thought that was messed up NO ONE is mentioning it

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @SanjanaShrivastav1109
      @SanjanaShrivastav1109 4 года назад +1

      This deserves way more upvotes. I like Ryan but that screams recklessness

    • @jahir.18
      @jahir.18 4 года назад +1

      Sanjana Shrivastav you deserve more karma

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 4 года назад +1

      He probably cut the scraps up and sent em down the garbage disposal

  • @wassermellonie
    @wassermellonie 5 лет назад +48

    How to deal with childhood trauma: Bully the internet so everyone has to live with the same trauma now

  • @learninglololang
    @learninglololang 5 лет назад +333

    Who else is mad he threw Cassie’s sandwich 🤧

    • @cassiedell7735
      @cassiedell7735 5 лет назад +2

      Me😭

    • @-touya_todoroki
      @-touya_todoroki 5 лет назад

      Dude it's a sandwich -_- quit getting attached also canwich lol

    • @kaeleuu
      @kaeleuu 5 лет назад

      the artwoolf attached?*

    • @-touya_todoroki
      @-touya_todoroki 5 лет назад

      @@kaeleuu you corrected auto correct becouse I have max leval auto correct on my freaking phone becouse apprently i type worse then I am rn acording to some people so i turned it on and this happens Sooo in short screw you and auto correct

    • @yellurbandana
      @yellurbandana 5 лет назад

      the artwoolf You have got to chill

  • @ldarrow
    @ldarrow 2 года назад +10

    My 8th grade social studies teacher did a similar thing but with map making, to demonstrate how important it was to be all specific about making maps way back when. We had to draw the class room and then write out instructions on how to get from the doorway to her desk. She would either over exaggerate steps and have an very large stride or she would under exaggerate it and move as little as possible. It was supposed to be a “fun” warm up, but it was more frustrating and annoying than fun.

  • @MR_FRENCH_TOAST
    @MR_FRENCH_TOAST 3 года назад +154

    Only Ryan can make a 15 minute video about pb and j’s 😂

  • @danielorgan2453
    @danielorgan2453 5 лет назад +333

    wow
    me: makes sandwich everyday for lunch
    Ryan: how do you do this?

    • @danielorgan2453
      @danielorgan2453 5 лет назад

      @GAMEPLAY YT what do you mean?

    • @juledjordjevic5040
      @juledjordjevic5040 5 лет назад +1

      Daniel Organ lol dont sew me but ive never but ever tried penut butter jelly XD

    • @danielorgan2453
      @danielorgan2453 5 лет назад

      @@juledjordjevic5040 its all good a lot of people haven't so ur good man.

    • @juledjordjevic5040
      @juledjordjevic5040 5 лет назад

      Daniel Organ aw thx man im not from england or amarica im from macedonia and we dont have it 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @golden_reddd8333
      @golden_reddd8333 5 лет назад +1

      R/wooosh

  • @tsk961
    @tsk961 3 года назад +305

    Cassie did it almost perfectly, when reading directions you are supposed to read all of the instructions before starting, just common knowledge

    • @sarah3gee
      @sarah3gee 2 года назад +4

      I was gonna say this. Yes.

    • @brandonrogersofficial
      @brandonrogersofficial 2 года назад +1

      Nah u read it as it goes lol

    • @tsk961
      @tsk961 2 года назад +3

      @@brandonrogersofficial humans usually read as it goes, but you are supposed to read all of them first

    • @screege5647
      @screege5647 2 года назад +4

      John 3:16 (NIV) For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
      Repent and Put your trust in Jesus for your salvation.

    • @jesse00012
      @jesse00012 2 года назад +3

      @@screege5647 what lmao

  • @johndoyle3306
    @johndoyle3306 Год назад +1

    Yo round of the pause for Ryan he bin through a lot bro who agreed

  • @daveendo
    @daveendo 5 лет назад +369

    Nobody:
    Ryan: puts jar of peanut butter on bag of bread

  • @onyx4778
    @onyx4778 5 лет назад +57

    “I don’t judge you on how you eat your peanut butter and jellies!”
    CHECKMATE.
    I hate peanut butter.

    • @kennethmer9495
      @kennethmer9495 5 лет назад

      davie 504😳

    • @xenosaurus4296
      @xenosaurus4296 5 лет назад +1

      I don't like peanut butter but love pb&j sandwiches

    • @adammatsen6584
      @adammatsen6584 5 лет назад

      Omfg same finally someone I can relate to

    • @raffle3757
      @raffle3757 5 лет назад

      I'm allergic

    • @charlene4388
      @charlene4388 5 лет назад +1

      peanut butter is the BEST. jelly is disgusting

  • @gigifinds1379
    @gigifinds1379 3 года назад +30

    I feel like he was getting pettier as he went along😂

  • @johndoyle3306
    @johndoyle3306 Год назад +1

    How proud are Ryan's parents are they PROUD of EMBARRASSED

  • @makp6867
    @makp6867 5 лет назад +432

    nobody:
    literally no one:
    no one at all:
    the comments:
    this comment section is literally just no one:

  • @fleeb7
    @fleeb7 3 года назад +338

    just imagine your teacher watching this being disappointed you still don’t know how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich until now

    • @SpoiledMilk5000
      @SpoiledMilk5000 3 года назад

      No one gives a shit

    • @fleeb7
      @fleeb7 3 года назад +2

      @@SpoiledMilk5000 now now that’s not nice

    • @flamehaze9114
      @flamehaze9114 3 года назад +4

      @@SpoiledMilk5000 shush ur mad for no reason

    • @txco4489
      @txco4489 3 года назад +2

      @@SpoiledMilk5000 nobody gives a shit about you eithee

    • @deejandthemoon
      @deejandthemoon 3 года назад

      @@txco4489 *eithee*

  • @ryleigh7039
    @ryleigh7039 4 года назад +230

    “Life’s all about how you finish not how you start.” -Ryan

    • @kheemreinaliciamorales3664
      @kheemreinaliciamorales3664 3 года назад +6

      Its a good quote

    • @elirichards6044
      @elirichards6044 3 года назад

      @@kheemreinaliciamorales3664 no wait its about the journey not about the end or beginning

    • @jellyattwork8866
      @jellyattwork8866 3 года назад

      Why is this joke he said being made an argument in the comments?

    • @Mohawklean
      @Mohawklean 2 года назад

      yo

    • @KronoCrimes
      @KronoCrimes 2 года назад +1

      "Lifes all about how you finish not how you start -ryan" - Ryleigh

  • @AndreaOwen17
    @AndreaOwen17 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lol I literally watched this while making 6 PB&j sandwiches, not for instructions, just a coincidence. I was watching my watch later playlist and it came up

  • @ebwbau8036
    @ebwbau8036 5 лет назад +264

    No one-
    The comments- stop saying “no one”
    Me- I don’t see any “no one” comments

  • @sarahnelson9763
    @sarahnelson9763 4 года назад +45

    Doesn’t have wooden cutting board: *reality TV music intensifies*

  • @jeremiahcooper9246
    @jeremiahcooper9246 4 года назад +181

    OMG MY TEACHER DID THE SAME THING WITH MY CLASS AND SHE STUCK HER HAND INTO THE PEANUT BUTTER!!!! XD

  • @salmaalsheik5333
    @salmaalsheik5333 2 года назад +1

    Smooshed peanut butter and jelly into a sandwich and
    BOOOOM MAGIC

  • @ofeliaoropz
    @ofeliaoropz 4 года назад +48

    PB&J:
    grab a bag of bread
    place it on your counter
    open the bread bag
    grab 2 pieces of bread out of the bag
    make sure there aren't end pieces
    open your peanut butter and your jelly jars
    make sure the lids are open; if not, open them.
    place them down.
    with the slices, on a plate, place them down.
    with any utensil you'd like, take any amount of PB of your choice out of the jar.
    after scooping, place the blob of PB on one slice of bread.
    tightly seal the PB jar and place it back into your cupboard.
    with any utensil you'd like, take any amount of jelly of your choice out of the jar.
    after scooping, place the blob of jelly on one slice of bread.
    tightly seal the jelly jar and place it back into your fridge.
    pick up the jelly slice
    flip it upside down whilst still in your hand.
    now, slowly place it neatly on top of the PB slice, which is still on the plate.
    tap it down, making sure your sandwich is together.
    with a knife, cut it from the top right corner to the bottom left corner, in a neat line.
    give the left slide of PB&J to Haley, and eat the right side slice.
    Enjoy!

    • @tsk961
      @tsk961 3 года назад +3

      So you open the jelly in the fridge and open peanut butter in pantry or cabinet and walk back and forth to get scoops of jam

    • @tradffy9567
      @tradffy9567 3 года назад +3

      you forgot to tell him to take out the PB and jelly

    • @joemammaABC123
      @joemammaABC123 3 года назад +6

      I died in step two because you forgot to tell me to breathe

    • @cammi11
      @cammi11 3 года назад +3

      You didn’t say to spread the peanut butter or the jelly

    • @tsk961
      @tsk961 3 года назад +1

      @@cammi11 maybe they like bread and thick middle glob sandwich.

  • @maximus516
    @maximus516 4 года назад +68

    I like how an F- gets you sent to the principles office but a B- gets you expelled.

    • @EthanPlazYT
      @EthanPlazYT 3 года назад

      yes

    • @auser5564
      @auser5564 3 года назад

      Someone already said that

    • @hutao8409
      @hutao8409 3 года назад

      @@auser5564 who cares you! Well I don’t

  • @kiara-j5n7e
    @kiara-j5n7e 5 лет назад +7

    The fish hook on your jumper low-key matched the peanut butter

  • @NMendao
    @NMendao 2 года назад +2

    6:40
    What my bathroom sounds like after I eat Taco Bell

  • @bennetteason
    @bennetteason 5 лет назад +74

    No one:
    Ryan: I don’t know how to make a peanut butter and jelly

  • @gavin.j
    @gavin.j 5 лет назад +47

    First Thing: Cassie is letting Ryan use her house.

  • @lilyfaull4992
    @lilyfaull4992 5 лет назад +389

    Am I the only Australian that calls their “jelly”, jam? ITS JAM. jelly is the stuff you get in boxes and make in the fridge..

    • @algali5498
      @algali5498 5 лет назад +38

      lily faull wait what australia is fake how is this possible

    • @misscuti22
      @misscuti22 5 лет назад +66

      Bruh that’s called jellO

    • @alyssa_faith
      @alyssa_faith 5 лет назад +30

      lily faull jelly and jam are different. Different textures and consistencies. And you’re referring to jell-o

    • @rantingsfromateenagerspers499
      @rantingsfromateenagerspers499 5 лет назад +20

      That’s jello and jam is the one with fruit pieces in them. Jelly, jam, and jello are three different THINGS not pronouncements

    • @hidude5698
      @hidude5698 5 лет назад +13

      Over here we call it jam too idk why they call it jelly

  • @SiimplyDejella_Lovesjesus
    @SiimplyDejella_Lovesjesus 9 месяцев назад

    I love this lol- the fact you boiled the actual jar of Jelly is crazy-

  • @joe-qo9lc
    @joe-qo9lc 5 лет назад +558

    why is everyone doing the "nobody:" thing its so overused lmao make a new joke for once jeff

    • @heaven5gate
      @heaven5gate 5 лет назад +16

      lmao ikr so many attention seekers in the comments section

    • @andrewstudios8723
      @andrewstudios8723 5 лет назад +33

      Nobody:
      Joe: *no*

    • @fin0463
      @fin0463 5 лет назад +3

      69 likes nice

    • @garrettseiger2005
      @garrettseiger2005 5 лет назад +4

      Your name is joe, your a dead meme

    • @myateao7998
      @myateao7998 5 лет назад +1

      joe uses “Jeff in the same sentence” smfh😐

  • @harmonyibarra9406
    @harmonyibarra9406 5 лет назад +386

    Nobody:
    Nobody:
    Literally no one:
    The comments:
    Nobody:
    Ryan:

    • @RespectMerv
      @RespectMerv 5 лет назад +13

      Noone:
      Everyone: *DOESNT GIVE ANY FUCKS*

    • @cl1370
      @cl1370 5 лет назад +1

      Elliadora Ibarra ha

    • @juledjordjevic5040
      @juledjordjevic5040 5 лет назад +1

      elliadora ilebra:gotcha bitch XD

    • @-touya_todoroki
      @-touya_todoroki 5 лет назад +1

      This have become a meme

    • @pumpkin842
      @pumpkin842 5 лет назад +2

      The fact that there are more of comments calling out the no one comments then there are no one comments

  • @joemomaiscool6567
    @joemomaiscool6567 5 лет назад +89

    Plot twist: He’s Gordon Ramsay

  • @BeeBoiVR
    @BeeBoiVR Год назад +1

    1: grab a bag of bread and put it down on the counter
    2: walk to cabinet and grab plate
    3: put the plate down
    4: then take two slices of bread out of the bag
    :5 walk to refrigerator grab jelly walk back the counter
    6: then walk back over to the cabinet and grab some peanut butter
    7: open up the peanut butter and jelly
    8 take a knife and then stick it in the jar of peanut butter
    9: take the knife else and spread it on the right slice of bread
    10: repeat the same thing just do it with the jelly
    11: take up all of the slices of me and the butter, and then put them together
    12: now enjoy it you’ve earned it

  • @MatTheGreatt
    @MatTheGreatt 3 года назад +29

    “Crying because her eyes were exposed to water for so long”
    Yup, thats me right now because ryans content is so good and i cant look away

  • @ggez2396
    @ggez2396 4 года назад +16

    Cassie: Gets a B- and gets expelled
    Jasmine: Gets F- and only gets detention
    Me: ThAt SeeMs UNfAir

  • @beybladegeeksjr.7734
    @beybladegeeksjr.7734 5 лет назад +604

    This is how many times he said Cassie
    👇🏾

  • @Vulwyn.
    @Vulwyn. 2 года назад +3

    That’s the crazy… 😂
    -Ryan.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Dinner is served!!! 💙💗🤣💖

  • @canopyleaf9152
    @canopyleaf9152 4 года назад +48

    7:02
    If you didn’t read this, you’re seriously missing out

  • @Emma-je4ul
    @Emma-je4ul 5 лет назад +7

    Every other RUclips video: average
    This video: literally made me laugh and cry of laughter really loudly and obnoxiously in public

  • @ashtonmccoy76
    @ashtonmccoy76 4 года назад +12

    Ive been following you for a while and haven’t seen this so i clicked it without reading the title fully after watching a solid five minutes of it I couldn’t believe someone actually made a full on video about making a sandwich but I’m glad it was ryan trahan who did it haha😂

    • @clawed_coffee
      @clawed_coffee Год назад

      not a single comma or any punctuation, respect

  • @fire_fox6143
    @fire_fox6143 2 года назад +1

    12:19 gosh I laughed so hard I ran out of oxygen my boyfriend needed to do me mouth to mouth 😨

  • @Aust1in
    @Aust1in 5 лет назад +25

    "That's the crazy"
    :Ryan

  • @gretchiemations9240
    @gretchiemations9240 5 лет назад +74

    Ryan “peanut butter” Trahan, 21, passed away November 28, 2019. Funeral services will be held Saturday, November 30, 2019, Outside the Applebee’s off of Main Street! Be there or be square. It’s gonna be a BANGER. There’s gonna be music, dancing, PB&J sandwiches, and most importantly, RYAN’S DEAD BODY!
    Tickets can be purchased using seatgeek. Promo code, “PB&J” For 69% off. Tickets at the door will be sold but only if you tell the ticket salesman, “Deez nuts.”
    Friends and family NOT allowed! If I see you there Cameron, I SWEAR, I will come back alive and beat the living CRAP out of you! Anyway, hope to see everyone else at the funeral, LOL! Bye bye!
    7:02 if you couldn’t read it

    • @Shark.souppp
      @Shark.souppp 4 года назад +3

      This is exactly what I imagined my funeral to be like...

    • @bobeyol4326
      @bobeyol4326 4 года назад

      Haha at the end it says Okay Bye! Not Bye bye! Idiot

    • @bigpo2736
      @bigpo2736 4 года назад

      69 likes right now

  • @chloerennett7530
    @chloerennett7530 5 лет назад +135

    He did it wrong, she said “pieces” of bread

    • @taani
      @taani 5 лет назад +5

      Chloe Rennett it’s slices ikr😤

    • @Mr_splashman21
      @Mr_splashman21 5 лет назад +3

      considering the loaf is pre-sliced, those slices can be referred to as pieces

  • @fallenwingg
    @fallenwingg 2 года назад +1

    you have to find peanuts and butter, then you want to put the peanuts inside the butter, then put food coloring into the butter, then it turns brown, then you want to get grapes or strawberry or any kind of jelly you want, put it inside jello, then mix it, take out the o and replace it with y

  • @bunnoskyz1561
    @bunnoskyz1561 5 лет назад +6

    I was dying the whole time he was making Cassie’s Pb & j