Troydan is the best player to ever live, he dunks from the opposing teams free throw line, averages 748.3 points a game, with 407.6 assists, 203.4 rebounds, and 198.6 steals. He also shoots 98% from full court and has never missed a two pointer, free throw, or perimiter shot. He has dunked on Yao Ming and Mutombo together at the same same time and has 47 rings in his rookie season. He has never been scored on and is in the Hall of Fame before he retired.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
These drafts be funny asf especially the roblox Meekel Jordan
Jamar Alexander Mikal jardin
stoof cary
Mikal jardin oh yeah yeah
Kobe brayan
My favourite meme of MJ
Stop it, Get some help
His McDonalds commercial
lmao i lowkey didn’t even know that was him
Mine is "fuck them kids"
@@ct--we2xu both are my favorite
and i took that personally
Video Idea: Go to your local store walmart, costco, etc. and ask random people to name a nba player. Like so troy will see
troy doesn’t go outside
Ya he does
No he don’t
Not anymore because last time he left Lonzo got traded
He doesn’t go outside of his house
“I swear to god if lonzo gets traded”
Right now- lonzo gets traded
😂😂😂😂😂
he did
👌😂
Bro I was about to comment this
I think he should do another wheel of 2K like if u agree
Baldy gaming @self_promotion_police
He just made this
Lol what is this stoops Mackenzie
Yes he should
please do this
Who watching this when melo is ballin at Portland
???????
Oh Carmelo I thought you meant LaMelo
Well now he’s not ballin at all because the lakers didn’t make the playoffs 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Troy needs to do another swearing only video
Oh wait never mind it'll be demonetised within less than a second
Sarge
the last one got taken down smh
Kxng Adam shit did it actually youtube are wankers
Dude the first one was hilarious. I wish he made another
RUclips hates him
@@cbennett11 No brother RUclips hates us all together
Wheres D Rose buzzer beating game winning shot vs cavs and his face is not happy
sharp
dribble gods
demi gods
cheezers
the 4 nations lived in harmony until the pure stretch attacked
lmao
I love this
Most accurate comment of all time
“The highest quality of me-me’s” 😂😂
My luck of pulling a pink diamond .1% vs Troydan’s luck 45%
Vs Chris Smoove's luck 100%
No he just has his moms credit card
Troy Dan spends thousands, you probably don't
And he hates getting a diamond if its a snake
@@xivfrost563 I'd hate getting lebum to I hope I get KD
Troydan is the best player to ever live, he dunks from the opposing teams free throw line, averages 748.3 points a game, with 407.6 assists, 203.4 rebounds, and 198.6 steals. He also shoots 98% from full court and has never missed a two pointer, free throw, or perimiter shot. He has dunked on Yao Ming and Mutombo together at the same same time and has 47 rings in his rookie season. He has never been scored on and is in the Hall of Fame before he retired.
I have less subs than a pile of chicken nuggets underrated comment
He was hall of fame before he even started actually, please get your facts straight.
Did you get this info from Wikipedia? He actually had 69 rings in his rookie season. Smh
Go fuck yourselves
IN NBA PLAYGROUNDS?
What do you get when you combine Jordan and Lonzo?
An AirBall
🤣🤣🤣
Gekyume
I seen this trash months ago
Steph curry with a 40inch vertical
Hahaha
“Did you guys lose this game or did the Jazz win?”
*WhAt!?!*
That's deep
people dont realise that question makes sence because hes asking did tyhe thunder underperforme and lose or were the jazz to much
Troy: middle fingers everyone
RUclips: lets give him ads
Oh yeah yeah
Lol
Oh no no
Scooby got waves 🌊
Oh no no
Michael Beasley doesn't even know what year it is
corona
guest guest CoRoNa ViRuS!!!
Premiere gang where u at???
Hereeee
Right here brotha
Im here
Death Flow here
Death Flow here
Wheel of Shaqtin! (All Players that appeared on Shaqtin a Fool so far)
Like, so Troydan can see it and also if you are cool!
Ain’t nobody wants to see 13 Javale McGee’s on the same team lol
@@hamishcahill1530 when
@@solo.3d around when he was on 2k17
I can’t like it
Reply= Lonzo ball.
Like= Troydan
lonzo ball
Lonzo
Zo
Zoooooooooo
Mcgee
“We have the best sg of all time, and we have MJ”😂💀
Lance blowing LeBron sounds weird.....
ClashingKirikage ikr
He keep blowing or he will be traded if u know what if I mean
Crazygaming 😂😂
Aye Yooooooooo 😂
😂😂😂
My favorite NBA meme is Kawhi Leonard laugh. Ack
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
WHERES THE RUSSEL WESTBROOK "What this n*gga trippin"
Arielx DexteRz yall n* ggas *
I made an oopsie
Arielx DexteRz it’s all good my guy
I'm so happy Troy has decided to go back to his roots. Classic drafts and wheels :)
"I hope lonzo doesnt get traded!"
4 months later
Literally lonzo gets traded
Oh yeah yeah
It's troydaddy
Nobody at all:
Troy: Youre.. a salad... person!
Sad dan is my favorite dan
Edit OMG THANK U GUYS SO MUCH IVE NEVER HAD MORE THAN 2 LIKES OH YEAH YEAH
Could’ve done Van Gundy as a coach tho
Wrong van Gundy
There’s a gold Glen Davis for the historic Celtics, I literally have the card lol
Michael Moran I garauntee he tried to spell it "Glenn" instead of "Glen" when he looked it up.
6:47 Troy speaking facts
Let's just be honest
It's a confession
I'm watchin' Pornhub
Not an obsession
What video
Lil boom I need lotion 🧴 your welcome
King Duke I NEED LOTION, MORE LOTION
Mia Khalifa?
Lil Booooomm
Troy is nearly 40 and he’s been playing 2k For a while I started watching him when 2k14 came out
He’s a dedicated man
Where the Kawhi laugh?
@@4.req.475 1. It was prolly on there and he just didnt get it. 2. Ur delusional
Kyrie Irving The other lockdowns stole it
Do wheel of midgets
Sup kyrie you coming to LA or what
LilBank07 It depends on how our team is doing.It either that we are contenders or championship contenders.
you know it is going to be a good video when troy has the og challenge intro
EVREYBODY PRAY FOR LONZO TO NOT GO TO THE PELICANS LONZO ANTHONY DAVIS AND LEBRON MUST PLAY TOGETHER
It's ok Knicks gonna take him
paul jordan lol he wants to win championships
Kaden Stewart he ain’t winning one in LA
Seth_is_here Lonzo sucks
Knicks with AD and then we pick up KD and we r a championship team
“I swear to god if Lonzo gets traded.” That didn’t go well for Lonzo
Should of done Wheel of Bricks
Troy: Oh this guy commited suicide from being bullied
Also Troy: F in the chat
Kwahi Leonard laugh lmao
Watching this in 2021 right after melo joined the lakers and you asking wheremelo is going is kinda trippy lol
just thought the same thing lol
We shall take over
"I dont lie always"
- Troydan
Oh yah yah oh yah ya
5:31 thats tuff.....
11:14 Lonzo clapping for LeBron
Troydan:I swear to God if lonzo gets traded
Me and friends:should we tell him
I’m watching this in the future and Troy is like Zo better not get traded 😂
19:00 wow jr made buzzer beater. Nice to see that he can😂
“ I swear if lonzo gets traded “
Y do I love the spin music?!?
troy the kinda guy to say on marijuana
F E E L T H E B E A R D
Why didn't you just used the current lakers team?
Xsync_ ahahahahahahaha
RIP Kobe and Gigi
-TroyDan
“F Glen Davis in the chat”
-Me
“Fat Glen Davis in the chat!”
Edit: Lonzo is in the background of LeBron James’s card.
8:11 when depression took over and someone asks you if your ok
@22:38 it says Albuquerque Troydan and Albuquerque RGS🧐 suspicious
Scooby got waves 🌊
5:30 oof
The wheel of 2k series is by far my favorite
TRODADDY GIVE US MORE THUGDAN
"I swear to god if lonzo gets traded"
*Lonzo gets traded*
Troydan:*Has mental breakdown*
Really, no Kawhi Leonard laugh on the wheel?!🤦🏼♂️
That intro caught me by surprise Troy throwing it back
The OG Troydan intro gotta love it
Troy whens wheel of 2k making its return
6:15 he called it
Yo 12:25-12:28 that sht got me dying ☠️
Good vid Troy
Troy when u gonna open up the Shaq packs
"You're a salad person" - Troydan 2019
Wheel of 2K covers
WE NEED OF WHEEL OF NBA 2K19 FORTUNE!
Troy I love u
Anyone else watching troydan in quarantine? 😂
You should do a wheel of 2k cover athlete draft
18 different athletes if I’m correct so yeah and that would be a baller team, all PDs
Troydan thanks for bringing back the old intro
u should do the “nickname” wheel
17:25 made me think my laptop was broken
Is it just me or did troydan's voice get squeakier
Reverse puberty
5:30
2019
The foreshadowing is unreal!😂
14:50 did any one else notice that on the bottom right corner there’s duplicate James hardens
I’m using Alonzo Mournings card at lonzos funeral
Troydan 12:34 I’m actually 13 😂😂
HeatSwag269 judging by your name your definitely a golden state fan but ugh it don’t matter cause fuck y’all Toronto took the w bitch
@@vlyrics1678 y'all injured everyone that's why
4:49 glad u pronounced GIF the correct way there isn’t many of us intellectuals out here in this world where people say that G is pronounced J
7:04 and now he’s in New York
You know it’s lit when Troydan uses the intro
PREMIERE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT BOIS!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I’m a huge wizards fan, and I completely agree with your “he’s a great player on a bad team” statement
You should do wheel of nicknames
Oh yeah yeah
This isn’t what we wanted, it’s what we needed
Who is watching this after lonzo got traded he I swear to god if he gets traded
I am
English?
I’m watching when Lamelo is seen to be the future of the league and we are in the middle of a pandemic
Oh and Lonzo is now underrated asf
@@showtimethrill same
Troydan did win at all cost. Don't let Michael hear aboit this or he will take it personal.😂😂😂
13:10 when u die in fortnite
Kid Kool whats fortnite?
True true it's always bad teammates (which basically makes everyone Devin Booker good but can't carry)
Why tf fortnite
5:30 LOL lonzo got traded
Troy be getting the best players but be putting like fucking Antetokounmpo at Point guard
Who came here when lonzo got traded
Troydan never had so much hair....