SmartSchoolBoy9 Has Been Found
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
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SmartSchoolboy9 makes me feel sick.
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Smartschoolboy9 is a real life c-tier villain
I just uploaded a hilarious clip of smartschoolboy9 crying about going to jail and not being able to be a smart 9 year old school boy anymore!
@@Ksksissh-n8kwhy are you on the slop channel? No standards at all
He reminds me of Leatherface tbh
@@xataxellI just uploaded a video of smartschoolboy9 get jumped 9 times... ... ... on my hellcat! silly 6'2 nonchalant dreadhead me..
nikokado is an A tier then?
I think one of the more disturbing elements of this is that he resembles a bloated corpse, his face is horrific
And worst thing of all? He's a pdf
@@saturnking-il4fp the absolute worst thing
@@daisyfinley3434 oh god maybe one of the two worst thing cause grapist exist
@@saturnking-il4fppedophilia is worse.
Ewwgh 😖 one of the most terrifying ways to explain his look
This isn’t Darkwood
ralsie ralsei!!!
i would make a joke about smartschoolboy9 getting wood for dark reasons but im not funny or smart enough to formulate that joke so just know the thought was there
"okay so we need to work on the video more. its locked in for October 2nd"
@@iinemiiino way.
This isn’t Darkwood
Was not ready for that jumpscare at 0:23
😂
Ahhhhhh
Gave me a heart attack
Mf you had me bracing for nothing 💀
@@PrivacyResponsive Me too lol
I'll save you 30 minutes: They didn't officially find him, just locations he has been at.
thank you 🙏
they literally found his house
Thanks a ton
@@UsedNameTag13they found his house tho and threw bricks at him and theirs a video of him talking to construction workers at his house
These videos are so bloated it's not even funny.
I just hope the other 8 smartschoolboy's are less mentally ill.
Hey this is actually called ableism. Discriminating against mentally ill people isn’t okay.
@@BubblesDahmer-p7s💀💀
@@BubblesDahmer-p7s hoping people aren't mentally ill, in the context of a joke, is not ableism 😅
@@BubblesDahmer-p7sshut up
@@BubblesDahmer-p7sdon’t defend a pedo
"smartschoolboy9 Has Been Found" "Again absolutely nothing has been confirmed"
It's called clickbait sweaty👄💅
@@RoseyChan420 bro is sweaty
@@RoseyChan420"Sweaty"
It's Pyrocynical, what did you expect. Lowest level of content
@@anecro The contrast with his main channel is unbelievable.
smartschoolboy9 when dumbcollegegirl6 appears
@Ksksissh-n8k how is that hillarious... you weirdo.
Instead of liking kids she likes old attractive men
@@rahmansarkar6440This is why dumbcollegegirl6 is awesome
*insert Gojo vs. Sukuna edit here.*
college is not the opposite of school
This is the creepiest shit ever. It has such an evil and demonic vibe to it
Fallen angel mwahahahaa
@@HannahGMDhellish angle 📐😇
imagine its just an full ai account that got out of control and thers no actual real people behind it
@@RUclipsI-s2j thats definitely a real guy lol
@@RUclipsI-s2jthat's not how current ai works lol
The mention of Salad Fingers being ten years ago made me feel old, then realizing it's actually been about twenty years making me feel ancient. Remember the online discussions on GameFAQs every single time a new episode came out and the weird in jokes my friends and I would make regarding it.
I felt that 😭😭
Having Salad fingers in real life is wild 😭😭😭
Kid named salad finger
It's insane that we found smartschoolboy9 before pyro found honesty about his darkwood upload
the new petscop 2....
I beat it to ur pfp
DAWG@@Dixion_Cider
@@Dixion_Cider?????
@@Dixion_Cider ok bro
genuinely didn't expect David Firth to be part of the SmartSchoolBoy9 lore
Me either, but I’m also not surprised considering he grew up in Doncaster.
his voice did always remind me of salad fingers
@@kopi3841 David firth was always the voice of salad fingers 😑
@@mcoupe69 i'm saying that smartschoolboy sounds like salad fingers
It does explain a lot tho
Finally, a title without the use of the word "situation", "crazy", "insane".
1:46 nvm, he said it in the video.
Just a title that is completely clickbait, amazing!🤦♂
The Crazy Smartschoolboy9 Situation is Insane
David firth being in this bitch is near the same messed coincidence tier as the peanut butter jelly time guy(Jermaine Fuller) getting in a standoff with the Vegas police and Snoop Dogg attempting to de-escalate the situation.
Snoop was also his brother in law
bot comment
@@fangdasher bot existence
How have I never heard of this
If the creator of Salad Fingers and Spoilsbury Toastboy thinks you’re a creepy bloke, you’re fucked.
As someone who works with kids, I am so frightened for them. They see the meme and jump on the bandwagon but do not realise the severity. We, as educators, do not want to tell them not to use the internet as it is a dangerous place because they are born in a digital age. It's finding the balance between "Stay safe" and "DO NOT MESSAGE GROWN ADULTS WHO ARE PREDATORS". I had a few runnings with predators when I was younger (Kik, Sony Sketch ect) but, I do not want any of the kids I teach or work with falling into the trap.
This case keeps me up at night. The fact that he's been doing this for well over 20 years as well sickens me. I wonder what kind of trauma does that to a man. I cant help but feel sorry for him as much as I want to see him suffer.
Much love Pyro, been a long-time fan. Looking forward for an update video, if you do one.
Run ins
We got Draco Malfoy vs Smartschoolboy
wtf lmao I'm dying xD
More like Aegon Targaryen
Are here I thought it was xQc 😂
@@its_johnH Thanks, Now I can't unsee a Modern Aegon talking.
Eminem vs pennywise
This is NOT Darkwood
you are NOT phantomjazz3818
I am NOT affiliated with the incidents
you are NOT phantomjazz3818
NO! THAT IS NOT Darkwood! STOP IMPERSONATING HIM! - Iroquois Pliskin, probably
you are NOT phantomjazz3818
thumbnail jumpscare
@@Ksksissh-n8k why do you keep making these fake accounts dude it isnt funny at all
@@elpaltawk5447 ikr, he made 5000 accounts all by himself, i'm sure he read your comment dude
@@k1lez its bots that spam comments that have a discord were they share illegal videos and imagery
@@geniyakova354 k1lez was being sarcastic
Bruh, not while I’m eating!🥶🤢
he looks like a skinwalker 😭
He looks more like Jeff The Killer.
@@Raccon_Detective. more like jeff the freak
Why would a creature choose to look like that
@@BubbleGummiii i honestly have no idea, it’s clear that he’s VERY fucked in the head
@@Raccon_Detective. do NOT diss jeff the killer like that
UK actually got Pennywise walking around in high heels?? Hell nah!!
that is the house lol. (the terraced house, NOT the end house with the coppers). i live really close by. it's next to the christchurch in the centre of Doncaster.
I've lived here on and off since 2001 and seen that freak multiple times over the last 25 years.
he is a nonce, he is known in the area. the police can't just arrest him for being a bit noncey. he has to actually physically do something.
having said that, his insta accounts are enough to investigate.
but then in england we only jail memers. preds are good to go
I know you're sharing info about the guy, but please don't tell people on the Internet where you live. It's dangerous, mate, many freaks out there.
@@markotnanatkapietruszkifacts
Probably would be harder now that prisons have been at capacity for a few years.
Has he always looked like that?
i know ur a pyro fan but ever thought of vigilantism?
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is WILD
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is INSANE
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is SAD
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is CRAZY
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is COOKED
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is AWFUL
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is EVIL
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is SAD
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is DESPERATE
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is IN TROUBLE
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is BIZARRE
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is SCARY
SmartSchoolBoy9 situation is BAD
Nah, desperate is too many letters for him to type out. He'd get distracted before finishing it
pyro gotta get that bag for all those commissions...
That's about it, see ya
SITUATIOn.. THE SITUATIOn iS OUT OF hAND.
SmartSchoolBoy9 NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
I fucking hate being named David right now.
Same
Sucks to David
Same
imagine being named "David"
It's ok man my names Drake we are both in hot water rn lol
I've read somewhere that his face looks like a person who was drowned and he is obsessed with little girls. So people made a connection with a case of a little girl who was killed by drowning around the same place where they see him most of the time, let alone he wears the same heels that the little girl had. So...either he knows about that case and has a fascination with it or the whole thing goes deeper than just dressing as a little kid
The hell
this is an insane stretch hahaha
this is the dumbest thing ive heard today
@@kalebwhite9212 well, you didn't hear it, you read it, so who is the dumb fk now?
@@kalebwhite9212how
something something pyro inflation, slop blah blah blah, video starts at 27:03
Thanks 🙏
GIVE ME YOUR DARKWOOD SLOPBOY9!
@@Ksksissh-n8k shut up fella
@@Ksksissh-n8k how tf is that hilarious lmfao bot
bro!!!!!! darkwood commenttt!!!!!! updoottted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@pleasestaye8 thanks! Reddit gold!
@@Ksksissh-n8ki farted on your mom
"All of this is 100% UNCONFIRMED, NOBODY KNOWS WHO THIS PERSON REALLY IS"
The title would like to speak with the PyroLIVE in the room please
ty for saving my time tbh.
14:15
is schoolboy9 a DC or MCU villain?
@@lildilit7305Definitely a low-tier Batman villain
25:39 "very sadily"
Here’s my obligatory “OMG I LOVE YOUR CONTENT” comment
max is a slop eater??
very unfortunately
Damn
Damn
The title must've been "The situation is still in development" so Pyro would've saved us 27 minutes of our life.
smartschoolboy9 just looks like a real life judge holden, but more mentally unstable
This case contains a lot of old British cultural references that Americans, and British people under 50, don`t get. As an older person my self i can spot them. He uses `schoolie` in one of his screen names. `Schoolie` is old fashioned $ax industry slang for an age player into school uniforms. . He posts clips from `Grange Hill .` A 1970`s-80`s kids TV show. The strange haircut looks like Joanna Lumley's androgynous hair do from 1970`s TV show `The New Avengers.` Most UK schools taught French in the 1970`s and `80`s. He is an older genX person.
"schoolie" makes complete sense, imo this drama would be just pearlclutchy if he was just an ageplayer.. but the use of real children's photos is extremely worrying
Honestly there's something fascinating about modern tik-tok global internet culture come into the orbit of your classic British sad act.
The use of real photo's is worth a knock aye but unless he's commited an actual offence I can't see an 'investigation' of any kind doing anything if he's been at it now for decades, the coppers'll know who he is and what he's about.
He's 59, a bit old for Gen X, but maybe...
@@richardscargill7201 nah that's right, 59 is the oldest a gen x can be
@@JJmoogleHe's posted CP before
If you saw the thumbnail, you got all the valuable new information from this. Bro really made a 27 minute video saying all the same stuff from his last one.
not all heroes wear capes. thank you lmao.
Thank you for saving my time.
Thank you
14:15 for those who can't be bothered to waste their time on slop
Xoxo
@@nyoon690Underpants Leader??
🙏🙏🙏
waste of a video
People hating on pyro are degenerates. Treat people with respect please. Everyone deserves it
Pro tip. Just don't use internet- don't socialize… stay at hom- don't breathe. Don't alive.
im getting my degree in elementary education right now and this makes me absolutely sick. will absolutely be teaching internet safety in my my future classroom.
Please do. Keep the children safe
This feels like something out of one of those indie horror comics
Someone should make an indie horror game about this.
Can't wait for MatPat's video on the topic.
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Oh, no, wait...
@markotnanatkapietruszk
The goat.
starts at 26:25
True
Pyro's hairline has been found
He's 13, leave him alone
hes 14 leave him alone
Good joke
Smart schoolboy9 being the inspiration for saladfingers is a TWIST
That’s not true.
@@mrsmithers69 you could say it’s not directly proven but the creator of salad fingers living in the same town as smartschoolboy 20 years ago, and then going on to make salad fingers is a coincidence that cannot be ignored
@@umwha David Firth has said himself he only saw schoolboy9 once and that was all
@@mrsmithers69 Yes, but you msut admit how similar smarschoolboy9 and salad fingers are. It might not be conscious inspiration. Also, if firth saw him once, then likely his friends and peers also saw SSB9 therefore SSB9 was in the social consiucosuness of Firths milleaux, and elements of the persona seem to have found their way into salad
I am disgusted.
One look at his face reveals the core of this…schoolboy.
Yeah I’ve seen age play content before. Most don’t try to look terrifying and they sure as shit aren’t going out in public and trying to contact real kids. I’m not into it, and I don’t get it, but this guy is clearly wanting to scare the shit out on f his victims from the first encounter.
I live near Doncaster (around 6 miles away) and go to the shops in North Bridge (Home bargains, French Gate and B'n'M) and I'm not gonna lie, I'm now kinda scared of going out there after all of this info
Edit: idk the source but apparently he lives in London now, so the house that's getting its windows put through is some random strangers
Just make sure you have your daily carry knife with you and you should be safe
@@thegames4565 knife for EDC is insane lmfao
@@thegames4565 i should probably
@@SourDoughIsNicepepper spray 🤔
you should be more scared of the immigrants in your country lol
7:46 Pyro: "he's brown, guilty"
lmao
awesome sauce
@@ba-ey1hu chocolate sauce
Get the Police Station, a Dangerous Situation.
David Alter couldn't be an actual name because its a relatively common surname "alter" used as an ALTERNATE name, almost like a stage name
It could still be an actual name, but ye its used for aliases pretty often
Yeah sounds fake
Alter, ironically means old person
It could definitely be an actual name, there are plenty of last names that mean other things. Also possible he got it legally changed
David Walter Gibson
SchoolBoy SchoolBoy go away, rizz up kids another day, daddy says its not okay, SchoolBoy SchoolBoy go away.
"No parent" I'm gonna stop you there. 8 billion people there are plenty of sick parents out there.
About 90% of child molestations are done by family members and close friends
Have you heard of hyperbole?
“No sane parent”
24:55 video actually starts with the topic of the thumbnail
thank you so much‼️😭
no way pyro yapped for 24:55 mins
You saved me enough time to not hear the yappanese
What was he talking about for the other 24 minutes?
@@Dav-zy1dw explaining the lore of smartschoolboy9 or something
4:13 why is there a bladee reference on a video about smart school boy 9 😭
Smartschoolboy9 drained as hell
Hawk Tuah😅😂
@@LordArmageddon666 Yeah cause both Smartschoolboy9 and Bladee fans are pedophiles
Drain gang is eternal gtb for life
LMAOOO
7:51 when someone says something so schoolphobic you hit them with the schoolboy stare
I am so scared to have a child in the day and age. Poor babies.
It is genuinely insane how some human beings exist.
ps5: no games
pyrocynical: no main channel vids
Truuuu
Actually ps5 has 1 game🤓
Erm the PS5 has 1 game and it’s a tech demo
@@HarambeeOffical Erm the PS5 has many games, i go into the PS Store and see plenty of games. Black Myth Wùkōng, Funko Fusion, NBA 2K25, just to name a few. sorry buddy ol pal but you're incorrect 🤓
@@wheatleythemoron2999 erm I can buy them on my much more powerful pc so what’s the point
He looks like the people who join DTI lobbies late and throw a bunch of shit on
😭
I think the scariest thing about this whole situation is how many other people with accounts like these are out there and will likely never be found. also I've always found that the makeup he does resembles a corpse that has been in water, like the active decay/bloated stage of decomposition. I study decomposition (in fossils though) and I've seen many cases where the remains are bloated and look exactly like what this guy is trying to achieve with makeup. the pale complexion, large red lips, and the tight clothes are like an exact match to cases I've seen where remains have been in water for a few days to a week, it's honestly quite terrifying to see this guy going for that look. its even more terrifying that he's essentially cosplaying as a child with this bloated corpse makeup, who knows if he has ever....nope not going there, all I can say is that this gives serious "Denis Nilsen" vibes and I hate it so much.
Sounds plausible. Sounds like it could be some kind of trauma he witnessed. Maybe he is a mentally challenged person traumatized by some incident with a water corpse. Who knows. You remember the Simpsons episode where Homer finds a water corpse as a child? Would definitely be traumatizing.
I'm pretty sure he's not only mentally unwell, but a mentally disabled person and doesn't even understand what's going on really.
It's very unlikely that, if it is not the case, he would still be able to do that without consequences.
Doesn't mean he's not a danger tho... I would not want my child to be even living in the same town as that disturbed individual...
@@kaaskaaskaaskaas Honestly, I was fully with you on the idea that this can be someone who is mentally disabled and heavily traumatized by something in his past. I wont act like I know all the facts as its in this comment section that I learned about the resemblance of his makeup looking like a bloated corpse. However the part that makes me question the mentally disabled (to a heavier degree) part is those responses he sends in those pictures from people dm'ing him. Talking as if the people asking were the ones being predators. For me that flipped the scales on how I am processing all of this info. Its hard to fully understand what the goal is here or where he gets his (for lack of a better term) "inspiration." Honestly, I can't for 100% say he needs therapy, a prison cell, or both. Its just bizarre and creepy hearing about all of these little details, though for now we can only assume and guess what is going on. At best, he can get some really good therapy and keep the ageplay private and only involving other consenting adults. At worst, a prison cell.
>smartschoolboy9 has been found
>Police show up to make the arrest
>It's Pyro's house
SmartSchoolBoy9 vs Purple Aki, let’s go
All fun and games till they decide to team up.
That's not Stomedy.
2:35 the petscop 2 situation is insane
i'm going to skim hou
missed opportunity, should've gone with "the smartschoolboy9 face reveal situation is insane"
I suffer with mental and physical illness, this IS NOT MENTAL ILLNESS, please dont put us un rhe same umbrella! This thing is sick !
This. I think he’s definitely got problems but he seems like he is faking it to get away with some sick shit. He clearly has an unhealthy urge for attention and a lack of impulse control if he is going out acting like this. That suggests a personality disorder may be at play, or possibly ADHD, or bipolar disorder (these are very common symptoms), but none of these diagnoses would make someone act this way. That’s a choice. Everything he is doing is a choice.
The Darkwood video just unironically isn't coming out
Darkwood has the same amount of syllables as Petscop, so we know the video is a lie and will never release.
@@tornadoawe this comment healed my dementia
what is a darkwood
it will be a ''petscop 2'' 2
Petscop 3
This honestly has been the most disturbing thing for me personally, I wouldn't even with these images upon my worst enemy =_=
Fr this freaked me out so much idk why
Darkwood has…not been found.
I always report them, they never get banned. The scale of the problem is s simply to large
Game is trash. He never did undertale so he's not a good youtube. Hello, flashbang here. Here's a Russian child I'm going to make fun of.
@@Ksksissh-n8kme too, but it was the woman and not the dog
@angelotoad8475 im a female. Sooo please don't call everyone guys. I'm assuming you are into this thing.
Wtf is Darkwood
Bro is irl Jeff the killer.
Just a side note: originally "meme" is essentially a "cultural gene", some kind of norm, knowledge or behavioural pattern members of society share among each other. This is the meaning the MGRR clip refers to. It's just that "funny reaction image" memes became very popular and now overshadow the original meaning.
dont fucking click bait
This dark wood vid better not be like 30% starring into black screens with some flickering lights, no talking, creepy music and then a bad jumpscare or im gonna never forgive u
It's gonna flop bro
Its gonna be a tier list again
Waiting 7 months just for mid content
Pyro can miss a main channel video but never a Slop drop for the piggies.
The Man Who Loved The Slop.
🙏🏻🔥🙏🏻
Oh no, not me I never lost the slop, you’re face- to face, with the man who loved the sloooopppp
If Nick is so disappointed next time he shouldn't make a real life creep into a creepypasta video for millions of views.
Why not shoot the info straight? Is it not as concerning if the narrator and the video aren't edited like a 2014 creepy moments vid?
when i clicked on his video i legit thought it was an ARG for the first half of the video
Brother, that Tekken 3 Nina Theme goes so damn hard that just barely hearing it in the background reactivated my groove genes
You've solved the case.
Brown hand.
Brown face.
Yep...
That's a match.
😂😂😂😂
Usual suspects for the most part
@@OscarDirlwoodthis crazy considering there are more white and other groups of people being persecuted for it🙏😭
@@OscarDirlwoodif it was a usual suspect he’d be white lol
The Smartschoolboy9 situation is crazy
The Notjo6200 situation is crazy.
The deathlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy situation is crazy.
The bowserblaster6418 situation is crazy.
The AFREAKINGBOMB situation is crazy
The CRADLEE situation is crazy.
Smartschoolboy9 identity found before GTA VI
23:54 Facebook moms when they continue to post the same pics getting reported for child endangerment:
"Bladey"
bladey > blade
@@vladtate All day
thank you for hopping on the slop train for smartschoolboy9
i’m actually surprised the video isn’t called “the smartschoolboy9 situation is insane” or something like that
Why
Plot twist: Pyro is smartschoolboy09
Obeseschoolboy9
@@oneroushorse slopschoolboy09
Inflationschoolboy9
There is still an investigation going on about this guy. Of course people are going out to torment someone but this can really get the investigation messed up. Hopefully things will go fine and they can get this sorted out.
All of this exposure on SSB9 is actually doing him a favor. With the reddit investigators, doxxing, and all the stuff going on, the law will view and treat him as the victim. This is making the law work FOR HIM.
Pyros barber has finally been found
This is creepier than Darkwood
8:26 when you search up SSB9 in the future for super smash bros 9 content
That's foul bro
A new challenger is approaching!
The challenger witnessed the images and fled!
The Smartschoolboy9 Situation is Insane
how many people do you think will dress up as schoolboy9 on halloween
the scariest part of this video is Pyro pronouncing the second E in Bladee's name, several times
So...he hasn't been found then?
never thought id hear pyrocinical say the words 'Frank Zappa'
and beefheart 😳
Captain Beefheart mentioned: :D
He's being compared to that thing: D:
I could see a Netflix anime being
made about this guy at some point
Ichi the Killer
Original Title: SmartSchoolBoy9 Has Been Found
0:01 original title: SmartSchoolBoy9 Has Been Found
shoutout to youtube for doing 90% of the actual police work instead of the... police
it was his house, he moved out months ago
honestly i don’t care about dark wood anymore,i’m tired of hearing about it not coming out
"Schoolboy9 has been found" "I dont want to say this since it might not be true"
Shouldve added a disclaimer for your haircut
now ik why youtube forced me to watch this, I never seen in my entire life so many ads in a single video
bro the background music when talking at 23:50 is a wild choice
1:06 PETSCOP MENTIONED??
SmartSlopBoy9 being Pyros barber makes so much sense
It's funny how all those channels talking about this topic have the same friend who used to live in the same area as SmartSchoolBoy9. Such coincidence, there is no way they copy eachother