@@xomintyyt Hello! I just spent 10+ hours not giving two craps about your newest video! I’m happy to hear I don’t have to watch as I’d literally rather drown!! 😁😁
Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️ .. ✨.. .... ✨......
@@carmesy9066 That's not what he is, he is the owner and the creator of the SMP and he is not known for the Tommy Exile anymore it's been a year since that happened.
@@fatfat2144 yeah i know but some Dream fans dont know him So yeah that why i said for peole that dont know him Also yes i know its been a year since the Exile Arc was alive
You have try my game TROOP LIFE next, you can pay to be the COMMANDING OFFICER then mark players to be arrested by the military police, no big RUclipsrs have done a video on it yet so it's fertile territory!
💥💥💥
Woah.
Oh ok.
OH ok
OMG!!
I guess you are here lol
I will never get bored watching a grown man make children cry
OK no
Same 🥱
True
And your profile pic is a grown man crying. Love it
I only like playing Fortnite because I can make children angry
Bloody legend
Yooo
Hello
Yooo
Yep
O
“Who knew slapping kids could be so much fun”
-LazerBeam 2021
well well well look who said lazer instead of lazar
3:04
@@itzblaze2013 my bad
Me
This is somehow entertaining
Fax
of course, is is Lazarbeam
hi timebucks
Bien
Yes its somehow interesting 🤔 I don't know why
Only a real bloody legend remembers “A dingo ate my baby”
So true so true
Yeahhhh mate
Remember that AGES ago it was survive the disaster
Man I remeber when he worked on construction
I loved unfamily freindly roblox
“We could get a Dream hand, but that feels like cheating”
*Prepare for the horde*
@@noideathelagged8272 dream stan spotted and there is evidence
@@noideathelagged8272 well he already said he did sooooo….
@@noideathelagged8272 your just a massive dream nerd we get it and there is sooo much evidence that he did just watch a vid about the whole situation
I replied to this for no apparent reason :]
@@Ealtas I’ll help just give me a AK-47
"We could get a dream hand, but that'll feel like cheating" Lazar 2021
Lol
But that feels like being a pdf file
"I could buy the dream hand, but that feels like cheating"
Omfg
Hello! I just spent 10+ hours editing my newest vid 🎉 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO but, if you check it out i PROMISE you will LOVE IT! Thanks so much!!❤!!
@@xomintyyt Hello! I just spent 10+ hours not giving two craps about your newest video! I’m happy to hear I don’t have to watch as I’d literally rather drown!! 😁😁
@@ImSleepyy_Gn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro that’s just demolishing
@@ImSleepyy_Gn 😂😂😂🤣🤣
3:58 Lazarbeam's intentions in a nutshell
hah im the 69th like
Anyone in 65,000,000 BC?
🙈🙊🐒🙈🐒🙊🙉🐒🌚
Yes
You're a mistake
me
Ahh yes a nother time traveler
2:16 the man has spoken very honest words
Fax
‘I could get the dream hand but that would be cheating’
-Lazarbeam 2021
Edit:Geez guys thanks for all the likes and replies
lol
I didn't get that, what does it mean?
@@Ricardo-ps7wv The joke is that dream cheated
6 year olds who dont have any robux: HES HACKING I SWEAR BRO
@@cheturi7213 wrong
2:17
“I could get a Dream hand, but that feels like cheating”
*breaks reality*
:O you also watched the vid
Hi
that’s shit was funny asf
lolOlolo
You copied someones comment of a quote LazarBeam said and you got more than double the likes
The fact that bro spent 1000 dollars on virtual gas is crazy
2:16
THE DREAM JOKE YOU WANT TO SEE
dream is triggered
OH YEAH
HIS FACE IS HILARIOUS WHEN HE SAID IT LMAO
2:16 the funniest thing he’s ever said
Frrr
Fax
One of the funniest but not funniest
“I just swallowed a chunk of wood, I really am your mom” is better imo
Dammmmmmnnnnnn
Fun fact: Lazar is still the #1 leader in broken bones to this day
Aye
Rely?
@@no-sm4fu “Rely?”
Good
@@LoRenzo-go5mx lmao it’s roly
Pay to win game = Bedwars
"That feels like cheating"
Thats a real knee slapper right there.
No it's a real child slapper
it’s funnier cause he’s lazarbeam is in the dream smp lok
"We could get a dream hand but that feels like cheating" -Lazarbeam 2021
Hello! I just spent 10+ hours editing my newest vid 🎉 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO but, if you check it out i PROMISE you will LOVE IT! Thanks so much!!❤!!
@@xomintyyt I don't have to? Guess I won't, you wasted your time
@@xomintyyt please shut up
2:16
Hi selfpromoter here 🙋🏿♂️😅, i make mini-movies if you're interested in sarcasm, weird vibes, stories and some sort of originality... i guess✌🏿
The fact that he said the dream hand feels like cheating and then buying overkill 2 seconds later made me laugh so hard
I guess lazarbeam is also a cheater
Money is not cheating.
@@yeetboisanimeeditz8763 it’s paying to win
The roast he did to Dream about cheating💀💀
he 100% True
FAXXXX
Xd
"we could buy a dream hand, but that would be cheating."
*Carefull Comrade, you allmost summoned Hell again*
Lmao yk he’s in the smp?😭
@@discmare347 and? dream stans dont care they will cancel anybody if they say something bad against dream even if they are on the smp
Did dream cheat or sum?
I thought it was hilarious, the stans can learn to take a joke
@@embryvalli no tf? I like dream and support him and I’m not crazy over it lmao
Dogecoin after this video 📉📉
how fucking dare you
Haha lol
Old slap battles brings memories
Cool
Hearing children cry is a soothing sound
Yes
When is it never
that’s kinda weird to say but okay 😂
Abuse
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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I love how lazar is actually making the game even more payed to win lmfao
Hi
Oh yeah, i forgot that was a consequence
How? What is this comment
I've seen yu before
Hi
Lazarbeam: Make sure to use code “Lazar” in Raid Shadow Legends.
yis
When did he say that
@@HuginnTheNord it was a joke bro
Hello fellow guff
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂 ..
lazerbeam:most pay to win game ever preston: is my games in there??
“I could buy the dream hand but… that feels like cheating”
Perfect.
What makes me happy is that I know lazar did not make the vid 10 minutes
@@wyzran doesnt need to be 10min, RUclips lowered the prereq to 8 minutes to get monetization enabled
Thanks for inspiring me to start making videos! Love you Lazar!
Hi
ok
Early on a verified comment
go away bot
same bro :,)
"We could buy the dream hand....but that would be cheating" LOOL
the joke of the decade
I didnt understand
THAT'S WHAT THE POINT OF THE DAMASCUS
@@shinobiplayz3179 because dream fakes his speed runs
@@lauraguillen9858 OOOOHHH so dream cheats. Thats why its cheating Ooohh ok
“you can fart with your jumps” 😭 5:50
We could get a dream hand
But that would feel like cheating
Lannan-2021
shots fired
@DON'T it is a Rick role
"I hate dogecoin"
*Elon Musk has launched a nuclear icbm to your coordinates*
@Johnathan Reeves dogecoin < bitcoin
Enemy ac130 above
I been watching lazaebeam for 4 years now an I love the dude but since he said that I left a dislike for this video
“Who knew Slapping kids could be so much fun?” RUclips: Do you underestimate my power?!
Poo
RUclips: lady’s and gentlemen, we got em
Is it really you dhar man
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂 ..
2:20 made me laugh so hard!
Same lol
“I could get a dream hand but that feels like cheating”
Lmao that was a good one
Oof
Z
I didnt understand the joke
@@shinobiplayz3179 it’s because dream admitted to cheating on his speedrun and so that’s why he called it cheating get it now
"It is that time of the month"
My favorite words
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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@@YoMateo. shut
@@callistoarmy5576 ur cheeks ngl
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
@@bryy4ns shut up you bot
4:07 ''im batman''
“I mostly suck at games so this makes me feel good” -Lazerbeam 2021
You missed the other A
@@YoMateo. no
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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@@callistoarmy5576 no
@@YoMateo. shut
Dream glove: Exist
Lazar: *I don’t wanna cheat*
when I watch this I just realize how poor I am
"We're gonna slap some kids."
Lazarbeam 2021
yis
I’ll remember this if he ever has kids
I upload photo editing tutorials, come if you want to but It's totally fine if you don't ❤!
@AnakinKenobi66 lol
@AnakinKenobi66 I did
“I’m going to buy everything and see how poor I get” this is the more accurate quote
I’m ᶠʳ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ!”
Making children cry once again a man of principles 👏👏
indeed indeed
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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.... ✨.
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
@@bryy4ns shut
”i think i showed my dominance” 😭
"we could get a dream hand... but that feels like cheating."
bu-dum tssssss
dream pee run
I am trying to get to 1k subs by the end of the year
@@OscarPlayz alr I'll sub :)
Have you ever wondered what backround music x2twins and sypherpk use? If so i make vids on them!
No why u want me go to ur yt Chanel
Stranger : what do you do for living
Lazar: I use my money and make children cry
You are so god damn right
"We could buy a dream hand, but that feels like cheating."
*Dream stans intensify*
Ijr
Ikr
Can we all agree that dream stans are some of the most ridiculous people, they literally worship that man like he’s a god
Never thought I’d see a grown man determined to feel more powerful than a toddler
"We could buy a dream hand, but that would be cheating" 2:14
A Dream fan approved this quote
i found that so funny lmao
Hello! I just spent 10+ hours editing my newest vid 🎉 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO but, if you check it out i PROMISE you will LOVE IT! Thanks so much!!❤!!
@@xomintyyt jesus christ shut the hell up I cant see any replies without you spaming the hell out of that
@@giornogiovanna7116 it's a bot
This series NEVER gets old
Edit : I had a typo that said “gold” instead of “old” if anyone was wondering
typo?
I will fix that now
If Lazar ever has a kid, Child protective services will watch him with great interest.
True
He does have a nephew. Uh oh
he has one
He has a kid remember fresh
Yes
Who knew Slapping kids could be so Fun In a game who else Thought that was funny
I really hope lazar knows autoclickers exist
He don’t need them
@@OmacK550 but it will be faster
I’m just using one while watching the video, no reason
😂😂😂
Lol
"It is that time of month where i bully small children"
-LazarBeam
“It feels like cheating”
So true… so damn true
I am trying to get to 1k subs by the end of the year
@@OscarPlayz GL
@@OscarPlayz nobidy cars
@@OscarPlayz ok we don’t care
@@OscarPlayz i’ll personally sub to you… just to unsubscribe so you have true feeling of getting bent over
11 months and this is still entertaining
2 years and this is still entertaining
“We could get a dream hand that feels like cheating”-lazar2021
What a fucking legend
but*
Hamburger
@@ThrustersX woo nobody gives a shittttt
2:18 The next day lazarbeam was removed from the dream SMP
Was he actually?
what was that fillter
@@Toxxicacid no
Lazar can you add me in fortnite
FACTS
( -_･) ︻デ═一 (★▼▼)o┳*--▸╭(ツ)
Next thing you know Lazarbeam is gonna some how get a code for every game
🤷♂️
Yo
"Enter my code ""child abuse 99"" for 99% off your order."
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
lazer beam saying cooked in 2021😂
Lazarbeam: The Children’s Dream Crusher
@@YoMateo. stfu
2:20 the special kid when you say something bad about dream
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
Dream is bad tho, he’s the L
The special kid literally 6.2 nanoseconds later 2:30
" You can fart with your jumps " - Lannan 2021
Normal
Normal
Normally I fart and just smell 👃🏾 bad errrr
Lol
I can too😀
SAY I FOR MORE FUNNY ROBLOX VEDIOS!!!!!!
The “I would get the dream hand, but that feels like cheating” GOT ME DYING. Especially the effect after 😂
Same like lmao
Lol
Me too I literally burst out laughing at 3 o clock in the morning 😂
Same
Same
Lazarbeam: Says he loves slapping kids
Him also: *Slaps himself*
"Him also" amazing grammer my guy :-)
@@Skeksskdk says the one who spelt grammar wrong
@@clanka. said the guy who’s not wrong
I feel like u copied this comment
@@kingfrogthe1st said the guy who backs up the guy who is not wrong
2:17 mates about to get kicked out of the smp lmao
For people that dont know Him
He is also a member Of the Dream SMP
(Mostly Recondnised during the Tommy Exile Arc)
@@carmesy9066 That's not what he is, he is the owner and the creator of the SMP and he is not known for the Tommy Exile anymore it's been a year since that happened.
He can't be kicked out of his own SMP.
@@fatfat2144 yeah i know but some Dream fans dont know him
So yeah that why i said for peole that dont know him
Also yes i know its been a year since the Exile Arc was alive
he meant since dream is so good it would be so op it is cheating
You have try my game TROOP LIFE next, you can pay to be the COMMANDING OFFICER then mark players to be arrested by the military police, no big RUclipsrs have done a video on it yet so it's fertile territory!
We need Month Review back
lazarLAZ1lazarLAZ2
lazarLAZ3lazarLAZ4
@@Lalo555 you arent a paid sub so you can't do those emojis
@@Lalo555 bruh
@@ProdLu5t lazarLAZ1lazarLAZ2
lazarLAZ3lazarLAZ4
@@Lalo555 bruh
Lazarbeam: A grown man bullying children
Flamingo: Finally a worthy opponent
@@Anonqmovs_ you mean destroy
fax
@@europeracingIeague 😑
@@Alex-oo6dz why are u depressed over a comment
Ah yes
“Clap” NUMBER ONE TRENDING :)
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
2 reply
*Sniffs* so proud of you
👏👏👏👏👏
rip number 2 on trending rn
2022:Game get updated.WILL SMITH HAND!!!!
0:01 best intro ever
Yeah
@@ryan343yeah
@@AcePilotPlaysyeah
Yes
3:22 Michael Jackson has entered the chat
2:00 What I hear from my parents room at 3 AM
Relatable😊
Bro slap battles is 1 of the Least paid to win games now
It’s just that people don’t have the time to get all the slaps to get more gloves
"We could buy a dream hand, but that would feel like cheating." Noice. 2:15
I died when he said that 😂
Lazarbeam love your hoodie
For some reason in ur comment i thought it said void not dream and i was like wait a second
I was your 50th like :D
Best content on the internet
You sure?
@@doyleprice7966 too him it might be
LoL
@@jeremyplaysyt7220 to*
Agreed
“It is that time of the month where Lazarbeam makes children cry.”
@@YoMateo. No one care
a natural line
The best point of the month
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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@@Robinexiststill *cares (sorry it’s a pet peeve)
Dude, this brings back so many memories of early slap battles
“ I would get the dream hand, but that would be cheating” 😂
“I could copy a comment, but that would be wrong”
@@sprkbear6610 who hurt you
@@l0gus46 6 mins ago pog
@@l0gus46 what?
@@akirimew pog
8:25 LMAO WHAT IS THAT NOISE
2:19 killing point
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂 ..
Now kids hate games now… they touch grass
They dont
Lazarbeam: "Slapping kids is so much fun"
Me: ikr also what is a video game
that's murky lol
Peak Comedy right there mate
I work for the FBI, see you soon.
@@Luckycarrotcake lol
BRUH
LMFAO
Before: "Were gonna slap kids!"
After: "Who knew slapping kids was so much fun!"
❤️🔥
Hi
@@YoMateo. shut
Teag
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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I like cats
In your videos you’re really cool I really appreciate your videos and the Apple TV stripe🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
The most bloody legend is back
"We could get a dream hand but that feels like cheating"
(Big brain move)
Ty
He posted twice this week. Thats all I needed. Thanks Lazar!
Kids: What was your superpower again?
LazarBeam: Im Rich
“Let’s buy the things the children can’t.”
a dil....
@@EyDouma pepper
he doesnt know about the kids with headless head or valkyrie or korblox i think
2:17 I’m dying dude 😂😂😂
YESSS THANK YOU SO MUCH LAZAR I NEEDED THIS
inspect element now your comment is dead
haha inspect element go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@Muscleman8562 shut
@@YoMateo. shut