"EXCUSE ME, I THINK IT'S TIIIIIIME". Here I am 10 years later, still watching this video periodically, and that part cracks me up every time. And when he can't stop his arm from flapping around.
There's something both frustrating and pleasing about showing Kyle videos to my friends and they don't piss themselves like I do. He's our Kyle, not theirs.
Gen Z seems like a weird bubble sometimes, oblivious to many of the standard idioms and cultural references of the 20th century. It's odd. Waiting for my "okay boomer"
The four different voices he does from 5:37 to 5:52 are so amazing. Each feels like an entirely new character with a personality you get from just 1-2 lines. Especially the female character at the end. Such an amazing change even in vocal quality. Genius.
This is one of the top most mesmerizing and hilarious things I've ever seen. Incredible raw talent flowing here. His SNL stuff really doesn't showcase his skills (but I'm sure the paychecks don't hurt). So glad I randomly came across this.
I agree completely. His youtube videos are seriously high art. Not everyone sees it, but he is a fricking genius. I just want to see more content, but like every great artist we can't rush inspiration.
Patrick Robinson That's true. He's got so much other stuff going on too. I fear we won't be seeing content from Good Neighbor anytime soon. :( I hope I'm wrong.
Aww dude, A you buyin me a lunch Cause we gettin down we gettin down And you buyin me a lunch Zif you knew, what we knew what we do Banga Chang, you bing bang bang a chang baby Cause it's lunch and it's lunch and are you going to drive? Are you going to drive down the street? For us to meet? And us to eat? Cause it's lunch it's munch and it's crunch it's lunch it's munch and it's crunch Dude. Yeah I'm gettin lunch And you know, and you know EXCUSE ME! I think it's time! Time for us to have lunch? Yes time for us to eat together! I think I'm gunna like it here with you
After that insane monologue I feel like he’s adjusting his glasses to cover up the fact that he’s about to crack. I actually can’t believe he was able to perform this without laughing.
Kyle manages to capture the awkward nuances of human behavior in such specific and subtle detail it's as if he's not acting at all; keep up the good work buddy, it's a privilege to watch your skits
***** He's already in zoolander 2 which I HOPE will be a big hit.. no way a talent like Kyle fades, unless they are a drug addict, which I'm fairly sure he isn't.
How Pewdiepie garners 30,000,000+ subscribers and regularly millions of views per video while this gets at most a few hundred thousand views over years, astonishes and disgusts me at the same time. This right here is comedy gold and a true talent.
***** Well, Kyle Mooney is on SNL, and will be in the skits someday. If he gets recognized for stuff like that, this guy might just have a really bright future.
This really is the full package when it comes to kyle. He brings out all the tricks in this one. I recognized TWENTY SEVEN different personalities that he portrayed, ALL in ONE TAKE. No cracks at all in this video too. ALSO, he's acting AS a person who is acting sad so their friend will buy them lunch, which is another entire level of acting - truly phenomenal. This man needs to be in a movie or TV show where his FULL potential as an actor can shine, not SNL. Unbelieveable.
Help Dave: Hey Kyle man I’m gonna grab something to eat, you wanna come? Kyle: Nah. I’ll just ... kick it here. Dave: Alright man. You alright? Kyle: Yeah. Dave: Okay man. I’ll see you in a bit. Kyle: (mumbled) Ooh I could use somebody to talk to right about now. Dave: What, Kyle? What do you want to talk about? Kyle: What? Dave: What’s the problem? Kyle: What? Dude, come on man. There’s no problem. You know me, man. Captain a-chillin’ dude. You know I’m feelin’ good. (laughs) Dave: Alright well I’ll talk to you later. Kyle: Go, man. ... Kyle: (mumbled) Oh no I need a friend / Oh I definitely need a friend Dave: / Kyle, I hear you. / Kyle: Ow! Ah! Dave: What? Kyle: Oh no! (pants) Dave: What’s the problem? What are you so / sad about? Kyle: Dude ow! OH NO! (grunts) It’s like, dude, it’s me and Michelle, man, it’s that whole thing, man. Dave: Michelle? / Kyle: / (whispered) Oh no. (Spoken) Yeah. Michelle, man. Dave: You broke up with Michelle three years ago, you don’t like her. Kyle: (mumbled) Was is that long ago? Dave: What? Kyle: Was it that long ago? Dave: Yeah, it was that long ago! ... Why do you fucking care- Kyle: Yeah I guess I actually don’t care about that- Dave: Yeah, you don’t. Kyle: No I d- that doesn’t bother me. Dave: I know. Kyle: That doesn’t bother me at all, man. You go ahead and get yo lunch, man. You go ahead and get yo grub on. (laughs) Dave: Alright, man. Kyle: You go ahead and start snackin’ on em’ baby. Dave: Alright dude. Kyle: (clicks tongue 11 times) Ow no please stay. Oww please stay! Oww no! Oh god! Ohhh, AHHHH! AHHH! Sit down! Sit down and talk to me! Sit down and talk to me! Sit down, sit down and talk to me! Dave: I’m sitting down! What is the fucking problem? / Kyle: / OWW, DUDE, DUDE, DUUUUUDE! DUUUDE! OW, OWWW! Owww no! Dave: Alright, I’ll take you to the hospital right now. Kyle: Oww no, dude, it’s more than Michelle! Oww, it’s more than Michelle! Dave: Alright / Kyle: Oww, dude! Dave: Kyle, do you wanna go to the hospital? Kyle: Dude, just hold me, man. Dude, it’s more than Michelle, man. Oh no, man. Hwoo hoo hoo hoo! Hwoo dude, I am losing it right now, man! Dave: I noticed! Kyle: Hwoo it’s like whoa dude, I don’t know how I’m gonna pay rent this month. Oh no man I ain’t got no money, how am I gonna do that?! Dude! Dude, I got bills up the ying yang, man! I don’t know what I’m gonna do, dude! OH GOD! Aww no, man! I am los- dude! Oh, my dad’s practically disowned me, okay? I don’t have a relationship with my dad and he won’t answer the calls when I call him, man! Dave: He won’t answer the / calls? Kyle: / NO DUDE HE WON’T EVEN TALK TO ME MAN! IT’S LIKE- On top of that, I didn’t get invited to Emily’s going away thing. What-am I not, cool no more to them? Am I not popular no more to them? Did I change or something?! I don’t think so! I think I’ve been the same, th-same chill guy that I always been! Dave: Same what? Kyle: Chig guy that I always been! Dave: Chill guy? Kyle: Yes, man! I mean, what did I do?! Is it-is it-wha-wha- Do you see something-ing in me?! Do you see something that’s like different?! Is it- Am I- Am I- Have I lost it?! I don’t think so, cause’ I think I’m- I’m¬¬- I'm done now, dude! I’m movin’ man! (unintelligible) on with this?! Dave: Where are you gonna move? Kyle: I guess back home! If that’s where I needed to go I guess I’ll go back home! Dave: Kyle, you’re a grown man. You should not be moving back home. Kyle: Dude, I don’t think there’s another answer, man. It’s all this PRESSURE! It’s all this pressure and it’s furning me into a nervous wreck, dude! Dave: It’s what? Kyle: Do you see this?! This is durning me into a nervous wreck! Dave: Turning? Kyle: Yes, man! It’s all the pressure! And it’s killing me inside, man! HWOO! HWOOOO! Dude! Dave: Kyle, you’re outrageous, man! Kyle: I KNOW MAN, I CAN’T DO, I’M LIKE GOTTEN GOOSE BUMPS, MAN! I’ve gotten goose bumps here, dude! Fwoo! Fwooo! Dude! Fwoo! Dave: Kyle, you gotta calm down. Kyle: I know man I’m tryin’, dude! Dave: We’ll figure this / out. Kyle: FWOOO! Dude! Aww, come on! Dave: I’ll take you to the hospital man cause- Kyle: Ah maybe, that might be it, dude, hold me, dude. Dave: No, I don’t wanna hold you! / I’m just saying if this is a major problem, it looks like your arm’s hurting so like, let’s go to the hospital. I don’t want you to have a stroke! / Kyle: / Okay! / I know! / Anything, I need to do something. Dave: Yeah! Kyle: I don’t wanna feel like this no more. I do not wanna feel like this no more, man. Dave: Do you want me to buy you lunch, man, do you wanna come grab lunch with me, we’ll talk about it? Kyle: (panting heavily) You think...? (panting heavily) You’ll buy me lunch if we go out? Dave: Yeah, I’ll buy you- I’ll buy you lunch, man. Kyle: (panting heavily) You’ll pay for it? Dave: Yeah, I’ll pay for it. Kyle: Yeah. Yeah, let’s do that. (perks up immediately) AWWWWW DUDE! YOU’RE BUYIN’ ME A LUNCH! CAUSE’ WE GETTING’ DOWN, CAUSE’ WE GETTING’ DOWN, AND YOU’RE BUYIN’ ME A LUNCH! CAUSE’ IF YOU KNEW, THAT WE KNEW WHAT WE DO! Bang-a-chang! Yo baby bang-a-chang baby cause’ it’s lunch! And it’s lunch! And are you gonna drive?! Are you gonna drive down the street?! For bust-a-meat and us-to-eat cause’ it’s lunch-a-butter-it’s crrrunch! And it’s lunch-a-butter-it’s crrrunch! Dude! Yeah, I’m getting’ lunch! AND YOOUU KNOW! AND YOOOOUUUUU KNOW! EXCUSE ME, I THINK IT’S TIIIIME! Time for us to have lunch? Yes, time for us to eat together! (deep inhale) I think I’m gonna like it here with you! You gonna drive? Dave: Kyle, you’re a shitty friend, man. Kyle: Fuck you. (spits) Bitch! YOU’RE DRIVING ME TO LUNCH! Dave: Shit! Kyle: (clicks tongue 9 times) Ain’t feel so bad no mo’!
“Ooh dude! You’re buying me a lunch! Cuz we gettin down, cuz we gettin down, you buyin me a lunch! Z’if you knew that we knew, what we do! Bang a chain! Yo ba-bey, bang a chain, baby! Cuz it’s lunch and it’s lunch and are you gonna drive? Are you gonna drive down the street for us to meet and us to eat? Cuz it’s a lunch a bunch and it’s crunch. And it’s a lunch a bunch and it’s crunch! Dude, yea! I’m gettin lunch! And you know! And Youuuuu know! Excuse me, I think it’s tiiiimmmeee! Time for us to have lunch? Yes! Time for us to eat together. *inhale deeply* I think im gonna like it here with you!”
5:30 It’s lunch-a-bunch and it’s crunch, and it’s lunch-a-bunch and it’s Crunch!!! Dude, ya I’m getting lunch. And youuuu know!!!!! And yooouuuu Know!!!!
Haha, 5 years later and I'm still watching all of Kyles/GoodNeighbors vids. Absolutely hilarious and original ... I remember when I first saw this hella long ago. and for you guys saying he's "too good" for SNL. I mean would you pass that up? It's hella decent pay and he probably grew up watching SNL.. Probably a dream of his. Impressive that they made it from RUclips to SNL I mean cmooonnnn. Fucking love these guys haha
I remember when this came out I was a sophomore in high school and felt like someone was finally representing my emotional well being...i felt oddly connected to this sketch. Now I watch it almost a decade later and realize how crippling my depression was but can laugh about it now
"and youuuu knooooww! and yooooooooouuuu know!" -- that sound a lot like Robert Plant's singing voice. I loved this. And I like Kyle! Wot a gem of fun!
If he displayed half the talent he does on SNL that he used to in these old gems i might actually watch it. He's so watered down on SNL it's literally sad to watch. Miss this Kyle. My blaze brother dude
I feel like I can't integrate with society normally after watching too many Kyle videos.
It's all the PRESSURE!
issjurningmeintuanervusreckk
I never could
It’s both.
Tbh, u don't wanna
"EXCUSE ME, I THINK IT'S TIIIIIIME". Here I am 10 years later, still watching this video periodically, and that part cracks me up every time. And when he can't stop his arm from flapping around.
Dude , seriously I just thought of this video again like a couple days ago and had the best laugh in a while. Def brought me back 🤣🤣❤️
Same here! I think I’m gonna like it here with you
he's so good that when i show a friend one of his videos they don't get the humour because they think the character is an actual person
that's what scares me a little..
There's something both frustrating and pleasing about showing Kyle videos to my friends and they don't piss themselves like I do. He's our Kyle, not theirs.
So your friends are idiots.
Yes
@@blisterpacman fr
I love how Dave is always like alright I'm taking you to the hospital.
That's Nick talking behind the camera
007nikster2 no its not, you know nearly nothing
Kyle is Dave,
Lmfao
ROFL
To this day I use "up the ying yang" on complete accident and I get the same look every single time.
Lol I'm gonna start saying it
Its an actual saying
Well the way we used it was "out the ying yang"
It's an actual phrase
Gen Z seems like a weird bubble sometimes, oblivious to many of the standard idioms and cultural references of the 20th century. It's odd. Waiting for my "okay boomer"
all one take
OMBseabass Well it’s one shot but we don’t know how many takes they did.
I think it's improvised dude. Kyle is a genius
@@according_to_rizo no you can see the script on the table in the background & a boom mike
Savage improv
@@siskavard yep, clever dude ;)
The four different voices he does from 5:37 to 5:52 are so amazing. Each feels like an entirely new character with a personality you get from just 1-2 lines. Especially the female character at the end. Such an amazing change even in vocal quality. Genius.
Yeah he's my mom
agreed. Reminds me of Robin Williams.
1:51 *Dude DUDE DUUUUUUDE*
he should be on Always sunny and be charlie's long lost cousin
I have never read a more insightful statement in my entire life. I would give anything to see that. Literally watching sunny right now lol
Please god yes.
DJoeLawless this.
i feel you. i think kyle would be wayyy more suited for always sunny than SNL
Holy fucking balls we gotta make it happen
"and it's DURNING ME INTO A NERS SRECK"
A nervous shrek
This is one of the top most mesmerizing and hilarious things I've ever seen. Incredible raw talent flowing here. His SNL stuff really doesn't showcase his skills (but I'm sure the paychecks don't hurt). So glad I randomly came across this.
the beginning hits a little too close to home
pff you just want a free lunch
Or attention
Kevin Rustles Do you want me to take you to the hospital?
Facts
Kevin Rustles lmao
I sing that "You're buyin me a lunch" song in the shower all the time
+Dav i just came back to this video because i was singing that in the shower
What does he even say after the first "you're buying me a lunch"?
cause we getting down cause we getting down
I have never laughed so hard at a comment in my life
hahahah that cracked me up
Bottling up emotions only to have a meltdown that releases all pressure, leaving you overly confident is a real thing
Ayo. Get outta my borderline manic depressive head dog…
3:00 "i think ive been the same chill guy that i've always been" Kyle's ability to repeat total nonsense verbatim is so impressive.
this man is an acting genius holy shit he was so convincing through all his acting I am so amazed and stoned rn
same state as you brother!
bongenstien im there as well, in fact i read your comment and askd "how do you know whate state hes in" like az or some shit.
Weeds tight bras.
Hahahaha same
On any comedy video on RUclips these days you will have a 99% chance of finding someone calling someone a genius.
The enthusiastic man at 5:45 is wearing a watch on both arms.
Kyle is the only person I can imagine who could literally break his own fingers by just having his fingers in the air.
Brilliant actor. If given the proper role, he could win an Oscar.
I agree completely. His youtube videos are seriously high art. Not everyone sees it, but he is a fricking genius. I just want to see more content, but like every great artist we can't rush inspiration.
Patrick Robinson That's true. He's got so much other stuff going on too. I fear we won't be seeing content from Good Neighbor anytime soon. :( I hope I'm wrong.
@@jrjubach rip
@@GustoFormula RIP because he's on SNL and won't be making Good Neighbor sketches anymore?
Jubach
Yeah, because you hoped you were wrong, but you were much too right.
i think about this video constantly. been watching it once every few months for years.
If you knew
That we do
What we do
Legit this is how I act when I have a panic attack
ME TOO!
Sparksterfu Let me be around you when you have an attack. No offense, but if it's anything like this it sounds like a riot
Me toooooo
@@ChipmunkAsylum You apparently never had a panic attack..
TheAris621 apparently not
I cry every time I watch this. This is my favorite thing.
Aww dude,
A you buyin me a lunch
Cause we gettin down we gettin down
And you buyin me a lunch
Zif you knew, what we knew what we do
Banga Chang, you bing bang bang a chang baby
Cause it's lunch and it's lunch and are you going to drive?
Are you going to drive down the street?
For us to meet? And us to eat?
Cause it's lunch it's munch and it's crunch
it's lunch it's munch and it's crunch
Dude. Yeah I'm gettin lunch
And you know, and you know
EXCUSE ME! I think it's time!
Time for us to have lunch?
Yes time for us to eat together!
I think I'm gunna like it here with you
pure poetry
and YEWWWW know
and YEWWWWW know
ECKSHCUZE MEE I THINK ITS TIIIIME
"aint feel so bad no moeee"
Youve done a service
He turns into Bon Scott at some point
What crippling depression looks like, can relate
This like anxiety for me
@@deefhead8440 , depression and anxiety are cousins.
You'll buy me a lunch if we go out?
You'll pay for it?
I love Dave just as much as Kyle. Without Dave these videos would be nothing. He's just as much of a genius as Kyle is!
Agreed. Dave = next level straight man
Not even close haha but he does a good job
2:50 the little “mhm” he does lmao, I agree 💯
Dave is married to Emma Stone
After that insane monologue I feel like he’s adjusting his glasses to cover up the fact that he’s about to crack. I actually can’t believe he was able to perform this without laughing.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Nearly had a heart attack trying to contain my laughter, it’s late didn’t want to wake anyone up
I say "IT'S ALL THE PRESSURE" in my mind at least 20 times a day.
I overhear my 3 year old son saying “and yooouuu know...” to himself in that screechy voice everyday.
Jake Ochsner hahaha
Years later and this is still one of the funniest videos on RUclips. That ending always has me crying
Kyle manages to capture the awkward nuances of human behavior in such specific and subtle detail it's as if he's not acting at all; keep up the good work buddy, it's a privilege to watch your skits
this still rings true today
"bangachang, ya bang bang bangachang"
aint feel so bad no mo
Why doesn’t this have a billion views? I feel like all TikTok comedy is copping his style in this
Mr. Holland's Opus crew neck...unreal.
Every time I watch one of these videos I realize that Kyle just...gets it. You can't explain it, it's just so fucking perfect
This is quite seriously some of the greatest comedy of all time. Crazy that this talent came out of a YT channel.
after snl, he needs to think about film
Or coming back to youtube :)
***** He's already in zoolander 2 which I HOPE will be a big hit.. no way a talent like Kyle fades, unless they are a drug addict, which I'm fairly sure he isn't.
+Designandrew he may be a green addict
+vargasyabish Yeah, the landscape of yourube has really evolved.
He has a movie coming out soon! With Mark Hamil
This. Video. Never. Gets. Old.
Sending you a notification 6 years later to watch it. Buy me a lunch !!
Another notification a year later! 🍆
@@kayla7562 of course, shall we bone afterwards?
How Pewdiepie garners 30,000,000+ subscribers and regularly millions of views per video while this gets at most a few hundred thousand views over years, astonishes and disgusts me at the same time. This right here is comedy gold and a true talent.
Because one obviously garners a lot more attention.
***** Well, Kyle Mooney is on SNL, and will be in the skits someday. If he gets recognized for stuff like that, this guy might just have a really bright future.
Fuck off m8, nobody +1d your comment
Blocked! See ya troll.
What did osmosis say that was bad? It makes sense to me. Kyle is more funny but most people might get into pewdiepie more easily
this is a very accurate depiction of a panic attack
This really is the full package when it comes to kyle. He brings out all the tricks in this one. I recognized TWENTY SEVEN different personalities that he portrayed, ALL in ONE TAKE. No cracks at all in this video too. ALSO, he's acting AS a person who is acting sad so their friend will buy them lunch, which is another entire level of acting - truly phenomenal. This man needs to be in a movie or TV show where his FULL potential as an actor can shine, not SNL. Unbelieveable.
Joey Bonzo your full of shit, you didn't count shit
27 personalities lmao, no he absolutely didn't
Kyle went method on that one..
Help
Dave: Hey Kyle man I’m gonna grab something to eat, you wanna come?
Kyle: Nah. I’ll just ... kick it here.
Dave: Alright man. You alright?
Kyle: Yeah.
Dave: Okay man. I’ll see you in a bit.
Kyle: (mumbled) Ooh I could use somebody to talk to right about now.
Dave: What, Kyle? What do you want to talk about?
Kyle: What?
Dave: What’s the problem?
Kyle: What? Dude, come on man. There’s no problem. You know me, man. Captain a-chillin’ dude. You know I’m feelin’ good. (laughs)
Dave: Alright well I’ll talk to you later.
Kyle: Go, man.
...
Kyle: (mumbled) Oh no I need a friend / Oh I definitely need a friend
Dave: / Kyle, I hear you. /
Kyle: Ow! Ah!
Dave: What?
Kyle: Oh no! (pants)
Dave: What’s the problem? What are you so / sad about?
Kyle: Dude ow! OH NO! (grunts) It’s like, dude, it’s me and Michelle, man, it’s that whole thing, man.
Dave: Michelle? /
Kyle: / (whispered) Oh no. (Spoken) Yeah. Michelle, man.
Dave: You broke up with Michelle three years ago, you don’t like her.
Kyle: (mumbled) Was is that long ago?
Dave: What?
Kyle: Was it that long ago?
Dave: Yeah, it was that long ago! ... Why do you fucking care-
Kyle: Yeah I guess I actually don’t care about that-
Dave: Yeah, you don’t.
Kyle: No I d- that doesn’t bother me.
Dave: I know.
Kyle: That doesn’t bother me at all, man. You go ahead and get yo lunch, man. You go ahead and get yo grub on. (laughs)
Dave: Alright, man.
Kyle: You go ahead and start snackin’ on em’ baby.
Dave: Alright dude.
Kyle: (clicks tongue 11 times) Ow no please stay. Oww please stay! Oww no! Oh god! Ohhh, AHHHH! AHHH! Sit down! Sit down and talk to me! Sit down and talk to me! Sit down, sit down and talk to me!
Dave: I’m sitting down! What is the fucking problem? /
Kyle: / OWW, DUDE, DUDE, DUUUUUDE! DUUUDE! OW, OWWW! Owww no!
Dave: Alright, I’ll take you to the hospital right now.
Kyle: Oww no, dude, it’s more than Michelle! Oww, it’s more than Michelle!
Dave: Alright /
Kyle: Oww, dude!
Dave: Kyle, do you wanna go to the hospital?
Kyle: Dude, just hold me, man. Dude, it’s more than Michelle, man. Oh no, man.
Hwoo hoo hoo hoo! Hwoo dude, I am losing it right now, man!
Dave: I noticed!
Kyle: Hwoo it’s like whoa dude, I don’t know how I’m gonna pay rent this month. Oh no man I ain’t got no money, how am I gonna do that?! Dude! Dude, I got bills up the ying yang, man! I don’t know what I’m gonna do, dude! OH GOD! Aww no, man! I am los- dude! Oh, my dad’s practically disowned me, okay? I don’t have a relationship with my dad and he won’t answer the calls when I call him, man!
Dave: He won’t answer the / calls?
Kyle: / NO DUDE HE WON’T EVEN TALK TO ME MAN! IT’S LIKE- On top of that, I didn’t get invited to Emily’s going away thing. What-am I not, cool no more to them? Am I not popular no more to them? Did I change or something?! I don’t think so! I think I’ve been the same, th-same chill guy that I always been!
Dave: Same what?
Kyle: Chig guy that I always been!
Dave: Chill guy?
Kyle: Yes, man! I mean, what did I do?! Is it-is it-wha-wha- Do you see something-ing in me?! Do you see something that’s like different?! Is it- Am I- Am I- Have I lost it?! I don’t think so, cause’ I think I’m- I’m¬¬- I'm done now, dude! I’m movin’ man! (unintelligible) on with this?!
Dave: Where are you gonna move?
Kyle: I guess back home! If that’s where I needed to go I guess I’ll go back home!
Dave: Kyle, you’re a grown man. You should not be moving back home.
Kyle: Dude, I don’t think there’s another answer, man. It’s all this PRESSURE! It’s all this pressure and it’s furning me into a nervous wreck, dude!
Dave: It’s what?
Kyle: Do you see this?! This is durning me into a nervous wreck!
Dave: Turning?
Kyle: Yes, man! It’s all the pressure! And it’s killing me inside, man! HWOO! HWOOOO! Dude!
Dave: Kyle, you’re outrageous, man!
Kyle: I KNOW MAN, I CAN’T DO, I’M LIKE GOTTEN GOOSE BUMPS, MAN! I’ve gotten goose bumps here, dude! Fwoo! Fwooo! Dude! Fwoo!
Dave: Kyle, you gotta calm down.
Kyle: I know man I’m tryin’, dude!
Dave: We’ll figure this / out.
Kyle: FWOOO! Dude! Aww, come on!
Dave: I’ll take you to the hospital man cause-
Kyle: Ah maybe, that might be it, dude, hold me, dude.
Dave: No, I don’t wanna hold you! / I’m just saying if this is a major problem, it looks like your arm’s hurting so like, let’s go to the hospital. I don’t want you to have a stroke! /
Kyle: / Okay! / I know! / Anything, I need to do something.
Dave: Yeah!
Kyle: I don’t wanna feel like this no more. I do not wanna feel like this no more, man.
Dave: Do you want me to buy you lunch, man, do you wanna come grab lunch with me, we’ll talk about it?
Kyle: (panting heavily) You think...? (panting heavily) You’ll buy me lunch if we go out?
Dave: Yeah, I’ll buy you- I’ll buy you lunch, man.
Kyle: (panting heavily) You’ll pay for it?
Dave: Yeah, I’ll pay for it.
Kyle: Yeah. Yeah, let’s do that. (perks up immediately) AWWWWW DUDE! YOU’RE BUYIN’ ME A LUNCH! CAUSE’ WE GETTING’ DOWN, CAUSE’ WE GETTING’ DOWN, AND YOU’RE BUYIN’ ME A LUNCH! CAUSE’ IF YOU KNEW, THAT WE KNEW WHAT WE DO! Bang-a-chang! Yo baby bang-a-chang baby cause’ it’s lunch! And it’s lunch! And are you gonna drive?! Are you gonna drive down the street?! For bust-a-meat and us-to-eat cause’ it’s lunch-a-butter-it’s crrrunch! And it’s lunch-a-butter-it’s crrrunch! Dude! Yeah, I’m getting’ lunch! AND YOOUU KNOW! AND YOOOOUUUUU KNOW! EXCUSE ME, I THINK IT’S TIIIIME! Time for us to have lunch? Yes, time for us to eat together! (deep inhale) I think I’m gonna like it here with you! You gonna drive?
Dave: Kyle, you’re a shitty friend, man.
Kyle: Fuck you. (spits) Bitch! YOU’RE DRIVING ME TO LUNCH!
Dave: Shit!
Kyle: (clicks tongue 9 times) Ain’t feel so bad no mo’!
yeah uh thanks
Holy shit
Doing God’s work
Men need to hold each other and talk about stuff like women do.
you are so right. it's a failing of modern masculinity that it's not acceptable for men to be open about their feelings
4:25
i feel this.
EXCSUUUUSE MEE I THINK ITS TIIIIIME
SimplySpoons ayee
oh my god that is so damn funny!
Time for us to have lunch?
Its almost like he mimics every character from every boardgame commercial of the 90s.
yyyeEES time for us to eat 2-getherr
Literally got laid off from my job yesterday and woke up feeling exactly like this today. . .unfortunately.
hope you're getting through it, bro
Did u get another job? Or did your roommate drive you to lunch?
When he’s acting like he’s in pain in the couch, it reminds me when I was in labor having contractions 😂
The way Kyle's fingers articulate is comedy in itself
“Ooh dude! You’re buying me a lunch! Cuz we gettin down, cuz we gettin down, you buyin me a lunch! Z’if you knew that we knew, what we do! Bang a chain! Yo ba-bey, bang a chain, baby! Cuz it’s lunch and it’s lunch and are you gonna drive? Are you gonna drive down the street for us to meet and us to eat? Cuz it’s a lunch a bunch and it’s crunch. And it’s a lunch a bunch and it’s crunch! Dude, yea! I’m gettin lunch! And you know! And Youuuuu know! Excuse me, I think it’s tiiiimmmeee! Time for us to have lunch? Yes! Time for us to eat together. *inhale deeply* I think im gonna like it here with you!”
Best.Improv.Guy.Ever.
Lovely how Kyle guilts his friend into buying him lunch. 😂
the end of this video is fucking amazing
“I’ll take you to the hospital”
“Ahh maybe that might be it dude hold me”
“No”
“Ok”
Ain't feelin so bad no mo
I love how david always wants to take him to the hospital
This is super accurate and I dont even know why
5:30 It’s lunch-a-bunch and it’s crunch, and it’s lunch-a-bunch and it’s Crunch!!! Dude, ya I’m getting lunch. And youuuu know!!!!! And yooouuuu Know!!!!
Haha, 5 years later and I'm still watching all of Kyles/GoodNeighbors vids. Absolutely hilarious and original ... I remember when I first saw this hella long ago. and for you guys saying he's "too good" for SNL. I mean would you pass that up? It's hella decent pay and he probably grew up watching SNL.. Probably a dream of his. Impressive that they made it from RUclips to SNL I mean cmooonnnn. Fucking love these guys haha
hella
fuckin helllllla
so funny so original, and today i completely forgot to retord it
Nathen you sound like a brilliant brain scientist
This is funny every day.
Yep
I think I'm gonna like it here with you
EXCUSE ME, I THINK IT'S TIME!
I love how the cameraman clarifies the things he's saying.
"Chiguy", Chill guy?
"Durning", Turning?
LOL
He's so fucking chill actually Kyle really is chill
He’s the same chill dude he’s always been
It’s time for my yearly tradition to watch all of Kyle’s videos
I remember when this came out I was a sophomore in high school and felt like someone was finally representing my emotional well being...i felt oddly connected to this sketch. Now I watch it almost a decade later and realize how crippling my depression was but can laugh about it now
This is on par with the Sixth Sense as one of the greatest twist endings of all time
I see so much Charlie Day in this skit. I'd love to see Kyle work with him one day. They'd have amazing chemistry.
This guys giving me a panic attack
Haha wish there was a way to see more Kyle on SNL stuff, definitely one of my favorites!
All the build up to this is funny as the lunch crunch thing. "You know me maaayne, Captain chillin' duude."
"I've gotten goosebumps here dude!"
I'm gonna start saying that.
AINT FEEL SO BAD NO MOOOOOO'
Dave actually kills it in this video “Kyle your like outrageous man”
He's wearing a Mr. Holland's Opus sweatshirt. I just....I can't.
I don't know how Dave doesn't just crack up the whole time.. Well, he probably does behind the scenes, Kyle is too funny!
You can hear Dave crack all the time in the background.
"and youuuu knooooww! and yooooooooouuuu know!" -- that sound a lot like Robert Plant's singing voice. I loved this. And I like Kyle! Wot a gem of fun!
i love how it always takes a turn with kyle.
This is what a panic attack feels like once you had a few of them and you now you are having one.
If he displayed half the talent he does on SNL that he used to in these old gems i might actually watch it. He's so watered down on SNL it's literally sad to watch. Miss this Kyle. My blaze brother dude
i watch this weekly
to this day
Owwww no please stay, owww please stay, owwww no, oh GOD
This is literally my favorite video on the internet. #curesmyanxietyanddepression
oh my god mr. holland's opus sweater
I have watched this close to 50 times and I just now noticed the fart noises. This just got even better.
I watched it once. There's fart noises?
I want to see the bloopers for this.
bro he does these all first try
Kyle is crazy double jointed in his hands
"If you knew! That we knew what we do!"
Kyle your videos make my life worth living
Seriously I think they cure my depression
❤
Kyle is such a great actor
The absolute DRIP of that "Mr. Holland's Opus" Sweater
So glad I'm not the only one noticing the 💧
kyle's character is the embodiment of my internal dialogue...it's weird to see.
Same!
It's the sweatshirt. It's the pressure of Mr. Holland's Opus.
The weird shit he does with his fingers absolutely kills me ahahahah
Honestly kyle mooney is the peak of comedy. After this its either back to dad jokes or just a series of funny sounding noises.
He's having an anxiety attack. Plus he's just crazy lol.
After my first watch thru I couldn’t get enough. One of the greatest videos out there!
The day that this isn't funny, throw me over a barrel.
"NO dude HE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME MAN" Best line delivery ever
fucking virtuoso
This is possibly one of the greatest videos on RUclips