Voltorb: The Patriarchy of Voltron
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- They claim to care about each other as a team, but we explore the truth in this thrilling first installment of VOLTORB, a reaction series investigating the big question everyone keeps asking: why is Voltron so popular?
![[Voltron] Kick Up Your Heels {Kidge}](/img/1.gif)
hes definitely the bully
bully: ....nerd
whaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pidge is one of those people who can be beautiful and handsome at the same time and i love her too much i'm so mad
Nate Cavenmiller yes
Y E S
Yes
Hey we need a update, are you on hormones now
I like that Matt’s grave just happens to be on the very top of that single hill at the end of that trail like no
Sk-Sky Rangers? Skylanders? S K Y L A N D E R S
"the terra cotta warriors"
I lost it 😂😂😂
this was the most stupendous 15 minutes of my life. amazed. honored. moved.
Ah I see you are a patron of the arts as well
Yup. Same here ^_^
Nice word ya got there. I bet you expect us to be very impressed of the use of the word 'stupendous'
I cried from laugher and sadness
*12 minutes and 30 seconds.*
Screaming intensely as soon as you see Pidge is such a mood
Pidge is still best girl
At least im not the only one who calls Voltron the Keith and Shiro show!
(living for ur saiki k icon btw -avo)
Why thank you!
These videos are fantastic BTW, fav Voltron-related vids for sure!
I watch every episode of this religiously everyday.
Voltorb will forever be one of my comfort series on RUclips. Four years later and I still know these videos word for word 💕
rewatching all of them rn LOL
@@yasming3733. Got this notification and now it’s time for a rewatch
@@Stressed.Writer lol so real, smth about it is so nostalgic for me :') and i watch them like annually so i forget the jokes and it's funny all over again
You have opened my eyes to the absolutely insane energy the Matt and Pidge reunion has. I get the same vibes from their interactions in this episode as the Folgers Coffee Commercial Incest Siblings
This is why I ship Shatt/Miro, TO DISTRACT ME FROM THAT NASTY HOLTCEST.
Pancake_ KoGAYne holtcest looks more canon than allance or plance
Todoroni
Bizarre Joe lol allurance is canon
Pancake_ KoGAYne im so messed up i read holtcests and i thought it meant holocaust incest
Yes
these videos are weirdly calming and uplifting for something so hectic
after watching all of your voltorb vids I have a deep appreciation for you guys since i thought I was the only one on this planet that used "ew" as a common reaction to almost everything ghdsghg
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Not One Single Soul Ever:
Papa Smurf: *P A L A D I N P I D G E*
"Pidge-san"
i dont even laugh anymore i just wheeze for like 20 seconds and then cough up an organ
and then you can swallow it again because organs need 2 stay indoors
Avo Rabo skin is an organ
This is so accurate like I'm not kidding
@@AvoRabo LMAO XD
@@monicawifeofluna1958 you about made cough up an organ XD
matt is big daddy lmao
Mia C big daddy Dondis to be exact
Stop making such funny videos I have homework to do 👌🏼
*matt:* "and it can never be hacked"
*shiro:* um
Thanks to this channel I've found I can't stop uttering "ew" in response to literally everything. What have you guys done to me i love it
I just discovered this channel today and I love it
I love watching back these videos, I LOVE YOU GUYS, (I miss youuuuu😢)
I was having a bad day but then I discovered your guys channel XD and now I'll never have a bad day again
Oh my god I’m bingeing the entire playlist and I’ve never laughed harder *_HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE SUBCRIBERS_*
it's a dog eat dog world out there smh
(so glad to hear you like what we do!
"I'm coming up to space to get you."... Does go up to get him 2 years later
The problem with this, is uh... It's words. Words lack the parameters to accurately describe how I feel about this. But maybe this will help. Every night, I have a recurring dream. It's me, sleeping in my bed. And it's this video, with a pair of garden shears. And it tears my nose right off my face, and puts it on top of it's fireplace. And when it's dumbass daddy comes over, trying to get it back, 43 trucks fall out of the sky, and land EXACTLY where he's standing, killing him instantly. One day, it'll happen.
Wait what
Does lance mcClain is gay?
does Bruno Mars is gay?
Jack Slates reading this caused me to snort and it scared my cat
Okay but "she's gonna crack a cashew" is still the best thing that's come out of this series
ok its official i wish I had someone to watch voltron like this insanely funny as you two! LMAO I binged on my own but my inner screams were there too
I love this channel
I think I’m obsessed with this youtube channel because my best friend and I have the same kind of humor connection where we share a braincell and this channel has that same energy of two best friends that are psychically connected
Your pterodactyl screams are my INSPIRATION
...I meant 11/10
You two honestly make me cry laughing when I watch these!
Thanks to you, Ew has become my new favorite words to use for reactions
Omg I laugh way too hard at these videos! Your commentary is the funniest thing 😂😂
Holy crap I never thought you guys would actually see this! Awesome!! Keep up the hilarious vids!! ❤️❤️
This series is my roman empire tbh
I'm literally just re watching all of this these over and over again also
"Big Daddy Dondis" 😂😂😂😂😂
Hello old me
I’m still here apparently
Like everyone on earth, I've been having a rough time. I came back to rewatch this series to remember that there is light in the world.
Everytime I watch one of your videos I feel like I’m actually watching it with you.😂
This is one of the best first episodes/first videos I have ever seen. Not to mention that it is one of the funniest things I've seen.
THIS WAS THE MOST AMAZING 12 MINUTES OF MY LIFE, THANK YOU!
Very only one who's watching the series later and realizing that several the episodes that they recorded are missing
Now this
*gestures to the video*
THIS is beautiful!
2 years and I’m still here 😐
Holy shit same
Same
I come back to this at least 3 times a year and it never fails to absolutely crack me the fuck up oh my god
You two are fucking hilarious. Like when I watched this episode (heck any of the episodes) I didn't even notice your views on this episode and I gotta say. The patriarchy is so real.
Rewatching Voltorb for like the 20th time
voltorb will always have a special place in the corrupted part of my soul 😋
Why is voltron so easy to predict
8:50
Actually nailed the Naruto dub
i always come back here
THIS IS 5 YEARS OLD??
Best believe it is bbg
Rewatching everything during quarantine
Going on a voltorb binge
*Again*
I legit went: "I ain't never seen two pretty best friends", and then went back to simping for Pidge. So, yeah.
These videos make my day!! Legit laughing my ass off, pls never stop making videos! 💖 💖 💖
*While pictures of Naruto cover the screen*
MY FriENdS arE My mOTIvaTION TO kEEp GoING
i love how i was in a mood to reminisce on the way this show had a place in my heart and then i discover this video series and i get to realize just how fucking stupid this show was. absolute legends
I almost drowned while watching this, good job
I need to watch Voltron with these people.
"what the fuck? what is this family of pretty kids?"
what a great way to describe the holt family hHH
AFTER THEY SAID “I feel like so many Katie x Matt fics are gonna like RISE from this episode” AND MY STUPID ASS WENT TO SEE IF THERE ACTUALLY WERE ANY AND I FOUND SMUT!! SMUT WTF
I will keep my innocence and not look
Bruh I don't even watch Voltron but I am LIVING for these vids
I found this channel an hour ago by mistake. Best fucking mistake I’ve ever made. I took my phone to the bathroom with me and I was chilling in the bath. I laughed so hard that I got my head on the shower wall and it made me drop my phone in water.
Why is this episode funnier watching you two watch it?
this is 326th rewatch just so you guys know
my 420th
another one
Why are you guys the best people ON EARTH
I rewatch at least one episode of Voltorb every day; this one being the first is my favorite! I subbed when the second one came out; like the 978th subscriber I think
I LOVE THIS, so I just found out about your channel and YES
i can’t believe this is my favourite episode lmao
You guys are frickin hilarious. I love ❤️
best video I've seen in my life
9:26 I laughed so hard I literally cried
i just got the worst haircut ever and this video made me forget my misery im fucking pissing myself at this
...my brother and I are that close, and were just close as siblings...
Omg you guys are the funniest people!! You guys had me dieing 😂😂😂 Love ur videos💕
0:20, Avery: "He's definitely a bully."
Not 2 seconds later: Nerd
Me: OMG SHE'S A PSYCHIC
2:15, Avery: "What if something bad happens, like, RIGHT now?"
Not 2 seconds later: **something bad happens**
Me: WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?!
3:09, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!
7:04, Avery: "What are these, coordinates?"
Pidge: **gasp** These are coordinates!"
Me: O_O...**slowly backs away**
8:02, Dat screech doh
I chocked on my skittles when I watched this and could have died
i started watching this series again just to here them scream
Incest?? Really Avery?????????? Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy
piss off
I can't deny I laughed thru the whole thing tho fam
I love your voice they are so funny I was crying while watching them because I was laughing too much
11:51 THEY FIXED HIS EYES BUT WHEN SHIRO CAME BACC AND HIS ARM LO-
The first whole minute of the video is just screaming over Pidge. And that's what I FUCKING NEEDED.
Every second watching this video...
I'm dying of laughter XD
Pidge is the best literally she could run the whole thing ZERO CASUALTIES she should be the leader of Voltron I kid you not
If she was older with more experience I got into a debate about her being a one woman army and I was for it
You guys make me laugh everyday 😆😆😆
Imagine if the characters in voltron cared about eachother 😞
I love how when the thing turn subtitles on, it turned it to Brazilian Portuguese, and just didn't give the option of like.. Portugal Portuguese.. (I speak Br Portuguese btw)
I laughed so hard watching this vid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
im fucking crying
watching this with my pidge home screen pet is just funny
I love the nice brother and sister moments it’s cute ❣️
Bruh why is Matt literally just Clemont from Pokémon?
The Patriarchy of Holtcest
2 years I’m still ffs
I HAVE THE POWER OF VOLTORB AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*every yime you scream i scream at the same time*
I have already seen all of the Voltorb videos I’m just reliving the good days again where voltron wasn’t ending
Why have I just found this series now?
"Thots can't be Paladins"
BiTcH I fucking lost it I can't freaking breath
binging a bunch of people screaming at voltron is oddly relaxing
10:06 "If this was you and Matt, he'd be like "thots can't be paladins"" lmao I'm deceased