How do orcs multiply so fast?

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  • @seekingabsolution1907
    @seekingabsolution1907 Год назад +7546

    In fact they are so alike in voice and appearance that many people think there are no orc women and the orcs are manufactured in alchemical pits in the ground which is of course completely preposterous.

    • @lachlanhawkes-law3396
      @lachlanhawkes-law3396 Год назад +163

      Wwwooooaaahhhh

    • @paulraines9635
      @paulraines9635 Год назад +417

      It's the tusks.

    • @ScottieDo
      @ScottieDo Год назад +374

      Love the gimly reference lol

    • @ryancamacho3129
      @ryancamacho3129 Год назад +241

      I read this in Gimli's voice lol

    • @BlueGoblin1
      @BlueGoblin1 Год назад +200

      Kind of looked that way with the Uruk-hai. And does explain how he raised such a large army so quickly.

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great Год назад +4354

    "Meat is back on the menu, BOYS!"
    "No Johnny, for the 5th and last time: WE ARE GIRLS!"

    • @yeomenim
      @yeomenim Год назад +1

      Male or female dey all be part of DA BOYZ!!

    • @VivoYs-mg4uj
      @VivoYs-mg4uj Год назад +97

      "Meats back on the menu.."...actually

    • @harrellt1405
      @harrellt1405 Год назад +28

      Thats not the correct pronounce

    • @Bt-hl4cu
      @Bt-hl4cu Год назад +48

      I saw an article saying there would be no possible way they knew what a menu was

    • @ZarisWhiteFoot
      @ZarisWhiteFoot Год назад +40

      IT'S MA'AM

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross Год назад +2092

    They memorized the tables. That's how they multiply so fast.

  • @MosaidDeath
    @MosaidDeath 10 месяцев назад +274

    Imagine all those little orcs running around. Saruman’s Daycare.

    • @ManicPandaz
      @ManicPandaz 2 месяца назад +12

      Orc children seem wrong. I always assumed the pooped out freshly grown like a mushroom in 40K or they were just pod people.

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey Месяц назад +2

      @@ManicPandaz Orclets. Orclings. Orkids. Baborcs.

  • @ravenmoon5111
    @ravenmoon5111 Год назад +1173

    Well mommy and daddy orc give each other a very special hug…

    • @automaticwriting4220
      @automaticwriting4220 Год назад +39

      With the kissin and da huggin and da ribbon

    • @nicka7432
      @nicka7432 Год назад +18

      Mouth hugz

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 Год назад +21

      Without consent I wager.

    • @ravenmoon5111
      @ravenmoon5111 Год назад +11

      @@timesthree5757
      You are probably right

    • @cardboardbox191
      @cardboardbox191 Год назад +1

      Dad Ork: When a mummy ork and a baby work have a special hug....
      Ork Son:They make a baby ork
      Dad Ork: A baby ork? If we only produced one little runt like you when we hugged we'd be hugged as a race son.

  • @SammytheStampede
    @SammytheStampede 3 месяца назад +254

    “Evil doesn’t create: it corrupts and destroys.” J. R. R. Tolkien.

    • @Eric-gb9ty
      @Eric-gb9ty 3 месяца назад +17

      Christian theology.

    • @user-knhgvg454g
      @user-knhgvg454g 3 месяца назад +20

      Truth

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 3 месяца назад +5

      So it's not evil to kill a human to use their rotting flesh as compost for soil and bones for bonemeal to make a forest.

    • @rafjas9850
      @rafjas9850 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@@cornixdemetrius7883Wow, its twisted and don't apply to quote

    • @worldtraveler930
      @worldtraveler930 3 месяца назад +3

      You can find in Tolkien's writings that orks were created from Pukel Men men thereby explaining Pukel Men's Hatred their Deep-seated Hatred of orks!!! 🤠👍

  • @milkinanime7047
    @milkinanime7047 Год назад +2968

    I saw "orc" and went "cause they're mushrooms" not realizing it wasn't "ork"

  • @rainmanslim4611
    @rainmanslim4611 Год назад +926

    My headcanon was that female orcs lived in the fortresses and caverns the orcs live in, working in manufacturing, food production and home defence and the male orcs went out to fight, the orcs who secured kills and came back alive had their pick of females to breed with, after a short gestation period the orc females would birth more of a litter than a single orc who'd live in the fortress, the weakest would be killed by their fellow young orcs and the strongest would reach adulthood and either join the armies and raiding parties or join the manufacturing base.

    • @vincentlinsin6549
      @vincentlinsin6549 Год назад +178

      That sounds a lot like how orcs in Dungeons and Dragons work, I can get behind this.

    • @k.d.8924
      @k.d.8924 Год назад +53

      sounds plausible

    • @ap2811
      @ap2811 Год назад +111

      I doubt that as infants or little toddlers, they'd go around knifing each other; perhaps the weakest die out of neglect, or their war-chief tell them to "put it out for the wolves and wargs to eat". As they grew into adolescence, though, I don't see why some particularly cunning orc-children might not take up their dad's blade and put it in the back of their enemy.

    • @keithkahler1327
      @keithkahler1327 Год назад +28

      it would also be the orcs who survived, as many were felled, by the free peoples many of whom were superior in skill with both the Bow and the Blade

    • @Aureliano_Babilonia
      @Aureliano_Babilonia Год назад +22

      Just remember the Spartans and you‘ll get the picture. Ancient Greeks were pretty shitty towards each other and other folks throughout their entire existence.

  • @CountKibblesNBits
    @CountKibblesNBits Год назад +1307

    Sam: Hey boys! Look what I got here.
    *pulls out Frodo*
    Frodo: Where the orc women at?

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 Год назад +85

      *orcs chase them behind a rock*

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 Год назад +62

      I understood that reference

    • @scp-2348
      @scp-2348 Год назад +32

      ​@@dragonfell5078Our Dark Lord is a Nearer!

    • @samboyd1828
      @samboyd1828 Год назад +12

      ah, the only cut of LOTR that's 7 minutes long for modern syndication

    • @michaelkrull3331
      @michaelkrull3331 Год назад +25

      ​@@scp-2348 Ro dog dang it! The Dark Lord is a n..(bell rings)

  • @ScrapperTBP
    @ScrapperTBP Год назад +388

    I love the implication that outside of war and raiding the orcs are just constantly fucking

  • @NebMunb
    @NebMunb Год назад +2685

    I wonder how long an orc-gasam lasts

    • @Fyrdman
      @Fyrdman Год назад +184

      with pigs it lasts 30mins

    • @thedemogorgon1375
      @thedemogorgon1375 Год назад +56

      @@Fyrdman that is not an orc

    • @NebMunb
      @NebMunb Год назад +282

      @@thedemogorgon1375 Looks like pork's back on the menu, boys!

    • @NebMunb
      @NebMunb Год назад +43

      @@Fyrdman Damn do I want to be a pig

    • @arthurduana9093
      @arthurduana9093 Год назад +16

      I see what you did there 😂.

  • @michaelthomas1916
    @michaelthomas1916 Год назад +70

    I read somewhere that there are areas to the east of Mordor which are not quite as barren but are occupied by orcs, and that is where their actual cities and settlements (and families) reside.

    • @Matt_History
      @Matt_History 10 месяцев назад +15

      The areas east of mordor are settled by the Easterlings. A race of men. Orcs inhabit many places of Middle Earth a town or village typically wouldn't be their first choice

    • @tid06
      @tid06 5 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@Matt_HistoryHe is talking about nurn, with the sea of Nurn which was a very fertile land inside Mordor. Sauron had to feed his armies somehow

    • @ombrepourpre7562
      @ombrepourpre7562 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@tid06 yep,
      Also, the orcs live short life, with almost as great life force as the elves : which mean it as to become something...
      Like growing adult fast, and easily have many children's (opposed to the elves who struggle to have babies)
      You take some, you lose other. It's balance. And Morogt wanted a big army, fast.

    • @Gromkiii
      @Gromkiii 6 дней назад

      ​@@ombrepourpre7562You are on mushrooms or never read single Tolkien work

  • @sugarjumper45
    @sugarjumper45 Год назад +372

    i imagine an Orcs standard of beauty would be "differnet" to ours.

    • @user-co3uc8vt7e
      @user-co3uc8vt7e Год назад +1

      Tolkien's orcs have no standards of beauty, in fact, whenever they see something beautiful, they want to destroy or desecrate it. And as they hate themselves as well as every other orc, the concept of love or affection is similarly alien to them. If anything, they would mate out of pure malice, out of desire to inflict pain.

    • @marthvader14
      @marthvader14 Год назад +1

      Our real life orcs, africans, also find their own women the least attractive and whites the most, as does every other race, so no, they probably have similar beauty standards

    • @sugarjumper45
      @sugarjumper45 Год назад +17

      @@marthvader14 plus (aside from the flagrant racism) that ain’t even accurate. If I remember correctly my Tolkien’s admission, the Orcs were more styled after Mongolic people’s, not Africans.

    • @sugarjumper45
      @sugarjumper45 Год назад +23

      @@marthvader14 also you’re talking of Africans as though they’re this monolithic block. Which on a continent the size Africa…. Well it betrays your ignorance.

    • @marthvader14
      @marthvader14 Год назад +8

      @@sugarjumper45 You know you can ask a significant amount of people, compare their answers and recognize patterns 😱

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 5 месяцев назад +43

    Brings a whole new meaning to "where there's a whip, there's a way"

    • @A_l_f_a_1
      @A_l_f_a_1 Месяц назад +1

      🤨Is that what I think it is

  • @JordanTheMann
    @JordanTheMann Год назад +124

    Looks like the breeding pool was kinda limited based on all the birth defects. Guessing they were all cousins.

    • @No1gamer
      @No1gamer 3 месяца назад

      I actually wouldn't doubt if that's a factor here but they are corrupted and twisted elves in the first place.
      They were basically turned ugly in the first place then the population likely had to start inbreeding at some point, so yes
      Pretty fugly beings lol

    • @prone_to_drift7166
      @prone_to_drift7166 3 месяца назад +6

      Sweet Home Alabama

    • @weary867
      @weary867 2 месяца назад

      Like that one fake story, one man and one woman, there's gotta be incest going at some point

    • @Human_81
      @Human_81 2 месяца назад

      @@prone_to_drift7166I was gonna say thaaat 😭

    • @mjm3091
      @mjm3091 День назад +1

      Considering they are breed to be war meat - likely not many are even part of the breeding program. I wouldn't even be suprised, that if we go with the corrupted elves lore (Tolkien was rethinking it many times, ultimately wanting to change it) - Sauron is straight up keeping the original Melkor victims and makes them and their first generation children constantly reproduce. Elves are immortal after all. No need to change what's not broken.

  • @Likexner
    @Likexner Год назад +246

    Q: Where are the orc women?
    A: Many of the orcs in the Jackson trilogy were _played_ by women.
    Thats not an answer. WHERE ARE THE ORC WOMEN???

    • @jgt2598
      @jgt2598 3 месяца назад +51

      Personally, I like the implication that they're *right there with the rest of the orcs* , they're just not sexually dimorphic enough to even be distinguishable. My head canon is that, as a magically engineered warrior race, they don't even have gender the way the others do since that just gets in the way of their primary purpose of fighting wars. 50% or so of the species just have different "bits" than the other 50% and they have extremely short gestation periods, birth litters of very independent young, and grow fast. I mean, if I were engineering what are basically organic combat droids I'd go as far as making them hermaphroditic and capable of parthenogenesis to maximize replacement potential.

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 3 месяца назад

      Orcs come from orcus (latin). they are demons.
      They were created by taking the creation of the good gods and twisting and corrupting the true creation of the good gods, because Melkor wont create stuff, only corrupt, like Rings of Power.
      Orcs exist to destroy by their creation/breeding and live the natural order around them. (s. the transformation of Isengard by the production of an ork army)
      They are an industrial creation to destroy nature around them.
      As a twisted unnatural creation by pure evil to destroy nature....they dont have women....they are not male....they dont work in any natural way of a normal natural race like humans, elves, dwarfs, even ents.

    • @conorgillespie7832
      @conorgillespie7832 3 месяца назад

      ​@@jgt2598 My head Canon is they are Hermaphrodites... which I'm sorry but makes them even more creepy and twisted to me... Also they probably have every STI going. It's like having an Army of roided up Frank-N-Furters chasing after you.

    • @willatwood
      @willatwood 3 месяца назад +5

      They all became men, it’s 2024. Jackson was just way ahead of the times

    • @PutItAway101
      @PutItAway101 2 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure the reason they used women is that if you're going to use heavy prosthetics, it's best to start off with a smaller head, so the end result doesn't look too big. That would allow them to create the ordinary orcs whose heads are approximately human sized, compared to the Uruk Hai who are obviously played by men, and their heads look big due to the size of the prosthetics on top of a man's head.

  • @ryanfairfoot263
    @ryanfairfoot263 Год назад +75

    I imagined Orcs had an exceptionally fast pregnancy and maturation cycle in order for them to be so plentiful at all times. Similar to many animals. It wouldn't make sense to send these breeding Orcs into battle, being the limiting factor in propagation.
    Or they could have litters. Similar to the Skaven (rat men) of Warhammer fantasy. This would also match the corruption and mockery that Melkor aimed for.
    The latter makes more sense

    • @justanicemelon9963
      @justanicemelon9963 Год назад +9

      How about both? It seems that Saruman could just whip up and army of hundreds of thousands of Orcs in a few hundred years, so it seems to be quite possible

  • @jacobelgan5196
    @jacobelgan5196 Год назад +30

    Orc women before "the deed":
    "looks like meat's back on the menu!"

  • @Manlikepegasus
    @Manlikepegasus 3 месяца назад +7

    It’s likely very much akin to the beastmen in Warhammer fantasy. They are originally “created” from a specific situation/corruption of another living species, but then became a “natural” species so to speak. Now they repopulate in varying ways, and some ways are more obvious than others. We also need to remember that Sauron and Saruman were breeding orcs during a time when elves were not as abundant, and also likely a lot harder to capture/obtain(due to their lack of presence at that time). So we know that Saruman and Sauron were breeding orcs, but in a more “scientific”/“natural” way. So you could then infer that morgoth likely bred them in a similar way, but it’s more likely that he had to create them first by corrupting the elves with dark magic. Morgoth is a lot more powerful a being than Sauron or Saruman, and it’s very much within his capabilities to have powerful enough magic to create a completely new race from corrupting elves. I personally think it’s likely that they originally were created by twisting elves with magic, but that it was no longer necessary once they were “manifested” into the world. They essentially became a new part of the ecosystem, adapted, multiplied, evolved, etc. Now they repopulate/multiply in natural ways, and also can be bred through more “scientific” means(akin to like how humans mass breed livestock).

  • @dr.anaB777
    @dr.anaB777 7 месяцев назад +15

    I imagine it like they breed together and the women don't produce babies, but birth half formed fetuses (kinda like kangaroos) who then crawl into the mud and grow there using the nutrition from the soil. And this is why we have that scene where the adult uruk hai is uncovered from the mud. That way we don't need to think about innocent baby uruk hai roaming about. And because they're birthing an entire litter of these and the gestation period is short, they multiply very quickly.

    • @richmondlandersenfells2238
      @richmondlandersenfells2238 3 месяца назад +1

      that does make sense after all.

    • @herpderp3916
      @herpderp3916 3 месяца назад

      That's actually an interesting idea. Dropping the half-formed fetuses into nutrient-rich mud where they gestate and grow rapidly into physical maturity. Completely gross, but a cool concept.

  • @AubergineMan.
    @AubergineMan. 3 месяца назад +12

    You also can't forget their naturally incredible singing voice

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 месяца назад +2

      _"Where there's a whip, theeeere's a way~."_

  • @mckdgz4994
    @mckdgz4994 Год назад +152

    I always thought Orcs were made out of cooked Mud like a cookie ..heated by fire and cooled with water and added some dark magic .thus they're given life .and the reason they can multiply fast bcoz of that way .like we've seen Saruman witnessed pulling out from the mud ..his first UrukHai race. 🤔😅

    • @dudemanbroguy3464
      @dudemanbroguy3464 Год назад

      Uruk hai are made through sorcery, orcs are pretty much believed to be made through sexual reproduction.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Год назад +42

      Funny u say that because that’s similar to an idea that Tolkien was playing with, that Orcs might’ve made out of clay/mud/dirt and animated by Melkor. Because Tolkien was never quite satisfied with his ideas on orc origins and never settled on one definitive version of their origin story.

    • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
      @Randomdudefromtheinternet Год назад +14

      @@MerkhVisionI like the idea that it’s a combination of both. In Shadow of Mordor/War some orcs would mention getting sent to the vats to be brought back to life (if with your memories intact or a clean slate is up for debate even to them), so perhaps the vats could be used to keep a steady source of meat shields (live, fight, die, repeat) but to improve the orcs themselves, some “family planning” might be needed.

    • @tid06
      @tid06 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@MerkhVision Yeah but he went back on that since only Eru could grant life to things. The same reason Aules dwarves were not alive until Eru granted them life.

    • @juliandacosta6841
      @juliandacosta6841 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@tid06did he ever consider going further than that and making orcs fancy golems of sorts?
      Ogres might be twisted ents but they're basically moving rocks that stop moving in the sun. And dragons strike me as kind of made from inanimate stuff in regards to their origins.

  • @malekithsilverheart2357
    @malekithsilverheart2357 6 месяцев назад +5

    Tolkien stated there were in fact orc women, but they were not soldiers.

  • @duukn
    @duukn 3 месяца назад +4

    Daddy how did orks multiply so fast?
    Well son, did you know Peter Jackson made a film

  • @_Fr49f13nd
    @_Fr49f13nd Год назад +561

    I think Saruman bred humans with orcs to make the Uruk-hai and I don't think any human would breed with an orc willingly hahaha. Pure evil.

    • @zacktheartist609
      @zacktheartist609 Год назад

      The orcs have a face not even a mother could love lol

    • @7Elvenpath
      @7Elvenpath Год назад +91

      So he forced marriage a Human mating with an orc. Same thing, what we do when we created Pitbull puppy that forcing A terrier breed with a bulldog. And trained them to fight and made them agresif dogbreed breed. Yes, Pure Evil.

    • @_Fr49f13nd
      @_Fr49f13nd Год назад +126

      @@7Elvenpath nah man. You got them all wrong. Pitbulls are good boys. Some of the best people I know are pittbulls. And I don't think Saruman staged elaborate wedding ceremonies for them...

    • @MegaBarnacle
      @MegaBarnacle Год назад +8

      @@_Fr49f13nd for real

    • @rev.jonathanwint6038
      @rev.jonathanwint6038 Год назад +1

      you obviously don't know humans very well... I just saw a RUclips video about a millionaire that got out on bail after raping a pig...

  • @denimadept
    @denimadept Год назад +46

    They're really good at arithmetic.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 Год назад +42

    A lot of extras in the Movies were actually women made to look like men. In Specific there weren't a lot of available male horseback-riders available in New-Zealand to act as the Rohan cavalry, so most of them were female riders with fake beards.

    • @XBOWTOTHEFACE
      @XBOWTOTHEFACE 3 месяца назад

      because riding a horse is gay

  • @hurin_thalion11
    @hurin_thalion11 Год назад +164

    if you think about it, the orcs who created from the elves and therefore they are immortal too

    • @user-sf6gr9qw8x
      @user-sf6gr9qw8x Год назад +17

      Only their souls if they still have one

    • @hurin_thalion11
      @hurin_thalion11 Год назад +27

      "they're animals anyway, let them lose their souls"

    • @paulraines9635
      @paulraines9635 Год назад +11

      @@hurin_thalion11 Damn, we weren't even talking about selling them dope.

    • @18Krieger
      @18Krieger Год назад +54

      Orcs can become very old. Quite likely thousands of years but violence will end their life faster.

    • @michaelcollier3893
      @michaelcollier3893 Год назад +90

      If you read carefully, when Shagrat & Gorbag are talking after Frodo's capture, both of them seem to remember the War of the Last Alliance.

  • @thetrs1949
    @thetrs1949 Год назад +6

    "Meat's back on the menu boys" has a whole new meaning now.

  • @elliothough7238
    @elliothough7238 Год назад +11

    the subtle jab to Amazon got you a like from me

  • @femoman
    @femoman 10 месяцев назад +4

    I think even Tolkien himself said that, due to orcs reproducing sexually, it just stands to reason and logic that femalenorcs exist, there just weren't any named in the books.

  • @Doenerwerfer
    @Doenerwerfer 4 месяца назад +18

    "it's MA'AM!!!"

  • @johndelacruz1422
    @johndelacruz1422 Год назад +57

    "First comes marriage"
    Reality:
    Young, dumb, and bold.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 11 месяцев назад +9

      With the elves, it's marriage first. Tolkien's elves had elvish (idealized Catholic-like) mindsets, thinking of them as just like humans isn't true to Tolkien.
      These are not DnD's chaotic good genderfluid elves with open relationships. Nor are they the Witcher's elves who think themselves so much better than humans despite partaking in the same depravity (looting, burning, killing, r*ping).

    • @arcticwulf5796
      @arcticwulf5796 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@wastrelpervElrond was half elven and married and elf. So it's not like its all set in stone.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@arcticwulf5796 That doesn't contradict anything I said.

  • @deonking2648
    @deonking2648 Год назад +3

    I died when he said they where dumb as bricks yo😂😂😂😂

  • @kyle360123
    @kyle360123 Год назад +5

    They were dug up from under trees in one of the movies (I think 2 towers) leading me to believe they're fungle growths like in warhammer

  • @gasfrommyanusi0i594
    @gasfrommyanusi0i594 3 месяца назад +56

    Rings of power ain't canon. Hell it's not even fan fiction.

    • @aaronjackson4965
      @aaronjackson4965 3 месяца назад +15

      That burn is as deep as the fiery casim of Mt Doom

    • @VLFBERHTwolf
      @VLFBERHTwolf 3 месяца назад +15

      Amen to that.

  • @Mike01029
    @Mike01029 Год назад +35

    I can already imagine the orc waifus if there’s an anime version of the series

  • @ColinPaddock
    @ColinPaddock 3 месяца назад +4

    I always just figured orcs reproduced like Minecraft villagers. Two orcs come together with enough food in their bellies, and a little monster goes scurrying into the darkness.

    • @jankutac9753
      @jankutac9753 3 месяца назад

      I always thought the original story was written for children, so it can be just discarded if you are actually trying to create a fully functional LOTR world

    • @Human_81
      @Human_81 2 месяца назад

      Well… you got something right. Something is being put in someone’s belly.😭😳

  • @AtaMarKat
    @AtaMarKat 10 месяцев назад +4

    Tolkien wrote that Orcs, like all other mammals, are sexually dimorphic, but that because he only wrote of Orcs going to war and never Orcs at home, we never met any Orc women, because Orcs don’t send their women to war.

  • @theiviachine
    @theiviachine 4 месяца назад +3

    That first picture of the orc is out of pocket 😂

  • @kevinkandra3862
    @kevinkandra3862 3 месяца назад +17

    Orc voice - “ I identify as a woman grrrrrrrr”

    • @Navesblue
      @Navesblue 3 месяца назад +2

      Art imitating life at this point.

    • @Petey0707
      @Petey0707 3 месяца назад

      TERF

  • @ericstaples7220
    @ericstaples7220 4 месяца назад +2

    They hired women to play male orcs in the movies, because with their smaller faces they have more room to build upon with prosthetics. They were indeed playing male orcs.

    • @herpderp3916
      @herpderp3916 3 месяца назад

      Being an orc extra in LOTR was probably tons of fun, aside from having to sit still for hours to get the makeup and prosthetics applied.

  • @user-zs9bg6in1l
    @user-zs9bg6in1l Год назад +11

    Orc: "I'm starvin"
    "There ain't enough maggot'y bread for 3 stinkin days!"

  • @DAENakaAK
    @DAENakaAK День назад

    To quote Snoop Dogg "they don't die - they multiply"

  • @leemastro9904
    @leemastro9904 3 месяца назад +6

    They didn’t have tv, video games, smartphones, computers, or the internet. What else are they going to do after a long day of rampaging, murdering, or torturing everyone else?

  • @herrbear3049
    @herrbear3049 2 месяца назад

    You can’t tell me they’re not just goblin-elf halfbreeds

  • @enigmazero3082
    @enigmazero3082 Год назад +35

    Dis oomie ain't know da first fing about Da Boyz.

    • @duyhungle9375
      @duyhungle9375 Год назад +4

      Wrong bio weapon

    • @luciorodriguez1370
      @luciorodriguez1370 Год назад +3

      Mushroom

    • @Omega403
      @Omega403 Год назад +3

      I love that the Orks whole shtick is they are descended from weapons the old ones forgot to make an off switch for😅

  • @adamaraneta8709
    @adamaraneta8709 9 месяцев назад +1

    “With orcs, it’s like the jerry springer show” fuckin killed me

  • @IAmProdAG
    @IAmProdAG Год назад +5

    Love the part where he explains how Orcs multiply so fast

  • @bdrew1111
    @bdrew1111 5 дней назад +2

    There were no female orcs in the source material. It's literally written in the books.
    It's cool that they had actresses playing as orcs, but it doesn't change the fact that there were no female orcs in the canonised Tolkein universe.
    This is just another example of Amazon's Rings of Power breaking established Canon.

    • @DrTolis
      @DrTolis 3 дня назад

      “For the Orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar…” -The Silmarillion, Chapter: Of the Coming of the Elves and the Captivity of Melkor

  • @PurpleArkStudio
    @PurpleArkStudio Год назад +5

    Ahh yes the middle earth version of the birds and the bees.

  • @user-py2nw8bp1i
    @user-py2nw8bp1i 2 месяца назад

    “Ah shit we’re outnumbered and need troops fast”
    “Alright get the girls over here”

  • @monkeydust100
    @monkeydust100 Год назад +14

    If they hold hands and kiss at the same time, boom baby.

    • @Human_81
      @Human_81 2 месяца назад

      Uhmm… it’s a bit more complicated than that… heh.. 😭😏

  • @pittland44
    @pittland44 3 месяца назад

    As Tolkien himself said "they multiplied in the manner of the children of Illuvatar," that means that orcs get their freak on just as men and elves do.

  • @YuuSHiiiN
    @YuuSHiiiN Год назад +11

    Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

  • @chrisdam4027
    @chrisdam4027 6 дней назад +2

    How do Orks multiply so fast? Simple, when an Ork dies, they release numerous spores like mushrooms...
    Wait... what do you mean 'Wrong Orcs'?

  • @apolloknight9521
    @apolloknight9521 Год назад +39

    I thought they breed through spores…

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS Год назад +20

      This ain’t warhammer

    • @kathev9050
      @kathev9050 Год назад

      This is isekai. Orc here comes from female elven knight.
      😭

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@kathev9050I hate that trope so much.. Producing through r*pe alone is just so inefficient and unlikely to succeed. I've always preferred female monsters (who look just as monstrous as the males) as being part of the equation. It makes much more sense and it's so much less cruel and disgusting.
      I also like how Warhammer handles most their monstrous races. Lizardmen have spawning pools, orcs and goblins are fungi (spores), skaven have females (typically turned into broodmothers through science/magic), and beastmen have females but also can reproduce through r*pe including with livestock (gross but I really like that, makes sense in a world of chaos shenanigans).

    • @A_l_f_a_1
      @A_l_f_a_1 Месяц назад +1

      Bro

  • @Baribrotzer
    @Baribrotzer 26 дней назад

    I had figured that most of the orc women worked on the huge farms around the Sea of Rhun, and raised their children - who are born in litters of four to six, and are mature by the age of eight. Those farms are also where the Orcs' rations come from.

  • @alwinw64
    @alwinw64 Год назад +11

    he did say they were dumb 🍻

  • @ismellthecheeze6436
    @ismellthecheeze6436 18 дней назад

    The women who played those orcs actually had the head and face structure for some good deformation and making the orcs look ragged and hidious

  • @venkelos6996
    @venkelos6996 Год назад +12

    I tend to support the idea that the Orcs were tortured, and mutilated from Elves, to become what they now are, and that it's mostly Morgoth's fault, but one thing I don't understand is how he changed them spiritually so much? I don't believe that Orcs are immortal, and only die via violence, even though that would probably be what kills then either way, but Elves ARE ageless, so what happened? How did Morgoth rip their immortality from them? Why don't their souls still travel to the Halls of Mandos? Morgoth didnt create their souls; he couldn't, so why are they so different? Did he strip their agelessness from them, just to tack it onto the dragons he was forging?

    • @michaelcollier3893
      @michaelcollier3893 Год назад +18

      It's never stated openly, but if you notice when Shagrat & Gorbag are talking after Frodo's capture, they seem to be reminiscing about the War of the Last Alliance. 3000 yrs+, & both are still in prime fighting shape, so the implication is that they remain immortal. Also explains their numbers, since without a limited reproductive window like humans, they can be steadily pumping out new recruits for centuries at a time.

    • @zachj2379
      @zachj2379 Год назад +10

      Tolkien adresse this in the nature of middle earth. He says that when melkor tortured the elves, their fea, spirits, left their bodies and fled to the halls of Mandos. However, their bodies remained alive and resulted in what we now call orcs

    • @richmondlandersenfells2238
      @richmondlandersenfells2238 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@zachj2379that is really depressing to think off.

    • @argaveus101
      @argaveus101 3 месяца назад

      @@michaelcollier3893 Tolkien said that the orcs are not immortal, and if not killed by violence or illness will age and die. He also said that they have shorter life spans than humans.

    • @michaelcollier3893
      @michaelcollier3893 2 месяца назад

      @@argaveus101 I've never heard that. If it comes from Tolkien's later writings, remember that Christopher Tolkien said much of those were philosophical musings (basically Tolkien asking himself 'what if') and they directly contradicted his earlier work. It also makes no sense within the story. See above post about them being soulless. That would make them essentially zombies. Yet they reproduced naturally, had emotions, ambitions, creativity, needed food, rest & medicine for injuries. They also could not have been so short-lived. Bolg was the son of Azog, killed at Moria. Bolg was killed at Erebor 142 years later, & was still fit to fight. That puts them on par with dwarves at minimum, but there are other points aside from my earlier example where orcs seem to be referencing long expanses of time.

  • @Mike-lc2tq
    @Mike-lc2tq 7 дней назад

    “And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no orc women, and that orcs just spring out of holes in the ground!”

  • @DirtCobaine
    @DirtCobaine Год назад +4

    Then there’s the uruk hai. Who are tall, built, smart and don’t fear the sun. As well as the Olog-hai which were even more fearsome than the Uruk-hai because they’re basically the troll equivalent of Uruk-hai

  • @RobertWF42
    @RobertWF42 10 месяцев назад +2

    Next question: What did all these Orcs eat? They weren't growing crops in the dungeons of Utumno. My guess is, like Elves, they didn't have to eat a whole lot.

  • @codyspegel6317
    @codyspegel6317 Год назад +12

    Witch King of Angmar was probably scared as hell surrounded by Orc womenfolk

    • @Abegilr_Dragonrider
      @Abegilr_Dragonrider Год назад

      No man could kill him, so basically every orc, male or female, could.

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP Год назад +3

      Scared? Or inspiration for new fanfic?

    • @Weather-more
      @Weather-more Год назад

      ​@@mrrodriguezHLPIf you have one send the link.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Год назад

      @@Weather-more shame on you Lmfao

    • @Weather-more
      @Weather-more Год назад

      @@MerkhVision Not everyone can resist the shadows. I am sorry.

  • @aminmian7291
    @aminmian7291 3 месяца назад

    Here I was thinking they come from spores when another dies in battle or when they are in a "WAARG!" state, they passive spew out spores.
    Oh wait, that's warhammer 40k.

  • @lenardbordo9838
    @lenardbordo9838 3 месяца назад +3

    I just want to point out that the theory of Melkor creating the Orcs out of corrupted Elves isn't 100% canon. Treebeard for example said that Orcs were created in the mockery of the Elves.
    While it is possible that corrupted Elves helped Melkor create the Orcs, from what I read Tolkien died before he really figured out the Orcs origins.

    • @bloodoftheunicorns2621
      @bloodoftheunicorns2621 2 месяца назад

      Created in the mockery of elves, doesn’t mean they weren’t created out of corrupted elves.

    • @lenardbordo9838
      @lenardbordo9838 2 месяца назад

      @@bloodoftheunicorns2621 No, but Tolkien never explicitly confirmed it either, wich is why I prefer thinking of the Orcs as: A) a generic term for most beings corrupted by Melkor, or B) a "natural" race that ended up corrupted by the first dark lord.

    • @bloodoftheunicorns2621
      @bloodoftheunicorns2621 2 месяца назад

      @@lenardbordo9838 Probably a bit of both.

  • @ACEnBEAKY
    @ACEnBEAKY 3 месяца назад

    I've heard 3 things:
    1. Corrupted elves
    2. alchemy involving slime and dirt with the spirits of dead wicked men transferred into that body. Would explain that scene in Fellowship pulling uruks out of the ground. After seeing the Hobbit movies and the Shadow of War/dor games, Perhaps some necromancy went into the mix.
    3. There were some female goblins or orcs that may not have been so totally gone, no so totally corrupt (although maybe inclined in that direction) that they could still reproduce naturally.... Although if impregnated by an orc or uruk born of darkness, I don't know who the offspring would take after more.
    I'm inclined to believe that it's mostly the first 2. They started as Corrupted elves and then when they died their bodies were used in something akin to necromancy and alchemical equivalent of cloning.
    The 2nd option would perpetuate the first. It would like if Star Wars Fett Clones, upon death, would be recycled into cheaper flash clones, resulting in clone degradation. If it was split up into multiples and stretched thin, you would have some problems with the final product.
    I wonder if that principal applied to the creation of orcs.

  • @emperor002002
    @emperor002002 Год назад +9

    I like the reproduction cycle of the Orcs from Warhammer 40K best.

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP Год назад +2

      Thas ORKS! Yah git! DA KAY IZ SILENT!!!

    • @684avatar
      @684avatar Год назад

      I don’t. The biology of it makes no sense but it’s warhammer after all lol

    • @emperor002002
      @emperor002002 Год назад

      @@684avatar Well if they set foot on a planet it's only a matter of time until game over. Kill them and spores galore.

  • @HeadbutKneecap
    @HeadbutKneecap 3 месяца назад

    Imagine walking into a cave and just seeing an orc pile drive another orc

  • @dionshaewishum4179
    @dionshaewishum4179 Год назад +4

    You would think considering the origin of orcs, they would be more powerful and maybe use some archaic type magic. Tolkien may have underutilized the orcs. Their society would have been fascinating if he had more grey areas in his work. With Tolkien was usually “good or evil” and little in between.

    • @user-co3uc8vt7e
      @user-co3uc8vt7e Год назад +5

      Tolkien wrote his orcs as antithesis of everything good or respectable. Even giving them skills with machinery was an act of evil in his eyes, probably because of WWI trauma.

    • @waltonsmith7210
      @waltonsmith7210 Год назад +3

      Theres plenty of grey areas in Tolkiens work...just not orcs.

  • @Evamme534
    @Evamme534 3 месяца назад +2

    Orcs 🤝 Dwarves
    People cant tell the difference between the men and the women

  • @randallsmerna384
    @randallsmerna384 3 месяца назад +3

    Played by females and being female are two different things.

  • @LordHypnos4
    @LordHypnos4 7 месяцев назад +1

    Calculators, their technology is ahead of their time

  • @alexstraz
    @alexstraz Год назад +23

    Why was uruk kai? Pulled out of a flesh sack in the second movie of LoTR? I thought this was their birth

    • @josericardomartinezramirez4113
      @josericardomartinezramirez4113 Год назад +24

      peter jackson took many creative liberties creating the movies. that method was used as an allegory in the writtings that jackson used in a literal way so to not imply orc sex.

    • @R2D2xC24
      @R2D2xC24 Год назад +9

      Yeah...
      Because of that scene
      I thought Sauron used dark magic to resurrect the dead men and elf to uruk kai...

    • @josericardomartinezramirez4113
      @josericardomartinezramirez4113 Год назад +16

      @@R2D2xC24 tolkien used the phrase "born in mud and slime" in a literary way to call the orcs "dirty beings", similar of lets say you would call someone "pig" or "scum", but jackson did it in a literal way. tolkien said orcs are elves so they reproduce the same way, and urukai are a combination of orc and human, so orcs basically r*pe human women to create hybrids.

    • @Comrade_Marius
      @Comrade_Marius Год назад +14

      @@josericardomartinezramirez4113 Uruk hai are not bred with human, they’re just a better breed. Orcs bred with humans already exist separately as Orc-men/half orcs, never seen in the movies tho

    • @maxmillan5195
      @maxmillan5195 Год назад +5

      now I know why they call Adar father. OMG.

  • @tysonm2525
    @tysonm2525 2 месяца назад

    Wait, I wasn’t prepared for the TALK!

  • @Eckskalibur
    @Eckskalibur Год назад +10

    ‘Cuz they’re part mush-
    Whoops, wrong IP.

  • @capncake8837
    @capncake8837 Год назад +2

    There aren’t really that many female warriors seen in LOTR. There are a few notable ones, but that’s it. So it stands to reason that all the orc women, much like the dwarf women and Hobbit women, are back home. Additionally, long periods of time passed between each war that the orcs had to participate in, giving them a lot of time to multiply.

  • @ffarkasm
    @ffarkasm 3 месяца назад +3

    you know, bees and flowers

  • @richmondlandersenfells2238
    @richmondlandersenfells2238 3 месяца назад +1

    It's like looking at dwarf women. except they're more numerous than dwarf women.

  • @lordhelmet9066
    @lordhelmet9066 Год назад +3

    Goblins came first then orcs and it was goblins that were allergic to the sun. Elves were bread with goblins and magic to make orcs....

    • @argaveus101
      @argaveus101 3 месяца назад

      orcs and goblins are the same thing in the setting, just different words

  • @wildbill9490
    @wildbill9490 2 месяца назад

    According to the non-canon MERP game, orcs are fully mature by age nine. That would certainly explain their “productivity”.

  • @SuperChristian808
    @SuperChristian808 Год назад +3

    Maybe they have brood mother like dark spawn

  • @danaxellind5211
    @danaxellind5211 Месяц назад

    "With orcs it's a bit more like the The Jerry Springer show" sounds about right lol

  • @ryan-pp6bg
    @ryan-pp6bg Год назад +3

    Morgoth had the orcs doing the Amish thing called "soaking" if any of you know what I'm talking about 😂

  • @poopiedoopie2210
    @poopiedoopie2210 2 месяца назад

    Tolkien discarded the idea that Orcs are descendants of elves or men later. He also did not describe how they reproduce, so we basically know nothing about the matter.

  • @mohammadhazraty2372
    @mohammadhazraty2372 Год назад +4

    Didn't they breed in vats? I clearly remember Saruman breeding Uruk hais in vats, and shadow of war orcs mention vats

    • @Matt_History
      @Matt_History 10 месяцев назад +2

      Uruk-Hai aren't necessarily made in Vats, that's a movie invention. And the Shadow games are not a source as they openly contradict the history established in the books making them non canon (like Minas Ithil being taken in a Siege, or there being an Ent-Wife East of Mordor etc)

    • @juliandacosta6841
      @juliandacosta6841 3 месяца назад

      Tolkien flip flopped. I like to think that saruman didn't solve the sunlight problem, and just dipped his orcs in some mud to shield them from the sun.

  • @nfamus601
    @nfamus601 3 месяца назад

    Candlelight dinners and a little Luther Vandross. 😌

  • @hollandia86
    @hollandia86 3 месяца назад +3

    Tolkien disliked the idea that a demon/devil like creature could create life so Orcs are more manufactured than born

  • @sigma2.093
    @sigma2.093 3 месяца назад

    Back in the Third Age, the orcs were the first to download the calculator app on their smartphones.

  • @eminum7777
    @eminum7777 2 месяца назад +3

    When putin announces a new mobilization.

  • @afrikasmith1049
    @afrikasmith1049 3 месяца назад

    Goblins from Goblin Slayer: We take females from most races and make them into playthings.
    Orcs from LOTR: We kidnap Elves and corrupt them until they are like us.

  • @vilyar122
    @vilyar122 3 месяца назад +4

    I really thought you were going to say "first come marriage, wait one thousand years, then come the baby" lol

  • @braxton7753
    @braxton7753 3 месяца назад +2

    I'd say it is because of the low poverty level they live at, poor sexual education and a lack of male role models, also known as fathers. I have never seen the statistics but I would wager there is a fair amount of orc on orc crime as well. Sauron and Saruman should both be held accountable in my opinion.

  • @shadefelblade
    @shadefelblade Год назад +5

    Shadow of mordor has a different way for orcs but mainly uruk-hai but I'm pretty sure it applies to regular uruk as well so they're basically vat grown

    • @Matt_History
      @Matt_History 10 месяцев назад +1

      There shouldn't be any Uruk-Hai in shadow of mordor, and the at scene shouldn't exist in the movies either as there's no evidence in the books of them being formed that way

  • @Mulletmanalive
    @Mulletmanalive 3 месяца назад

    In the third age, I honestly assumed orcs were basically just the goblins from Goblinslayer as that’s what the Isengard breeding pits seemed like to my 13 year old brain.
    In the other hand, if they had litters, their udders would mostly retract outside of flush, so female orcs would be indistinguishable in armour. If you want a bit of default savagery, perhaps female orcs only enter oestrus when they eat the heart of a sentient being.

  • @therovingrobin5938
    @therovingrobin5938 3 месяца назад +3

    Did you really have to use the image of the garbage "rings of power" "orcs"?...sorry, can't watch that

  • @JimmyBowbow-bx8ux
    @JimmyBowbow-bx8ux 2 дня назад +1

    Female orcs made up half the army of Melkor and Sauron? Well that explains a lot!

  • @eobardthawne3333
    @eobardthawne3333 Год назад +6

    I thought they grew from mushrooms.

  • @KodamaoftheWeastTree
    @KodamaoftheWeastTree 3 месяца назад

    A lot of people get Orc and Uruk confused as well, and don’t know the difference. The Uruks are all Male, Orcs are an even split roughly.