smokepurpp murders every beat he touches

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • freestyle of the decade

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  • @amenetaka2419
    @amenetaka2419 4 года назад +14998

    Rappers in their music 1:03
    Rappers in court: 1:05

  • @noahisaac2032
    @noahisaac2032 4 года назад +7556

    i love that murder i am not a murderer part

    • @nameinvain6
      @nameinvain6 4 года назад +432

      I'm a murderer...Im not a murderer.
      Like he caught himself and corrected himself cause of legal issues.

    • @eternaltvvvvv
      @eternaltvvvvv 4 года назад +62

      I'm a murderer, i'm not a murderer

    • @Cloudboykxng
      @Cloudboykxng 4 года назад +51

      @@nameinvain6 nah he means he murders beats bro he's a murderer but he's not a murderer

    • @nameinvain6
      @nameinvain6 4 года назад +31

      @@Cloudboykxng I think you're digging too deep into it bruh.

    • @youradas_sauveur69
      @youradas_sauveur69 4 года назад +1

      @@Cloudboykxng lmao

  • @patrickantonie4887
    @patrickantonie4887 4 года назад +3524

    1:23 The mosquito in my room

  • @fla813.
    @fla813. 4 года назад +587

    1:22 this foo was doing a instrumental cover 💀

  • @davidreinhard6037
    @davidreinhard6037 4 года назад +6586

    I'm starting to think he doesn't really murder every beat he touches...

    • @cagekind
      @cagekind 4 года назад +190

      I think he actually does murder every beats

    • @nayf7682
      @nayf7682 4 года назад +14

      Or any of them in fact!

    • @StreetK1ng
      @StreetK1ng 4 года назад +76

      Idk man. Listening to this all most made me die so🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @stream3333
      @stream3333 4 года назад +30

      He massacres every beat he places his grasp upon

    • @jermaineking9837
      @jermaineking9837 4 года назад +3

      Like decease every beat

  • @clos888
    @clos888 4 года назад +5559

    “i’m a murderer... i’m not a murderer” LMAAO

    • @danielb472
      @danielb472 4 года назад +19

      😂

    • @MARTIN832
      @MARTIN832 4 года назад +203

      i'm from "uh uh uh uh uhh"

    • @emmanuelfernandez1259
      @emmanuelfernandez1259 4 года назад +43

      the statute of limitations isn't up yet he forgot

    • @obiwalter483
      @obiwalter483 4 года назад +62

      Rappers when they expose their selves in a song and almost get arrested for it.

    • @vlnt6499
      @vlnt6499 4 года назад +27

      He got a flashback when he killed someone and suddenly he realized

  • @selim2538
    @selim2538 4 года назад +862

    Teacher:"Where are you from?"
    Kurdish people: 1:12

  • @abcabcq313
    @abcabcq313 4 года назад +1530

    But I know that it can chaaaaaangeee

  • @young___death
    @young___death 4 года назад +1758

    1:26 when he say "Æææææhhhhhhh" I felt that.

    • @kyle8302
      @kyle8302 4 года назад +7

      Same

    • @XXXTentaclez
      @XXXTentaclez 4 года назад +8

      Young Death got me in my feels g shit vro no cap

    • @ncuveteran9100
      @ncuveteran9100 3 года назад +4

      It’s kinda unironically a mood tho

    • @imaansingh21
      @imaansingh21 3 года назад +2

      Shit straight slaps

    • @Capper_Bra
      @Capper_Bra 3 года назад +3

      Hvor du fra

  • @raer5373
    @raer5373 4 года назад +4478

    0:11 Damn those telepathic bars hit me hard bro.

    • @hawkkn1220
      @hawkkn1220 4 года назад +129

      Shit bro for real. That telepathic shit's straight 🔥🔥🔥

    • @isaiahK0V
      @isaiahK0V 4 года назад +120

      I hate when rappers do the actual voice ting good to see smokepurpp ain’t like other rappers out there

    • @richardpangaribuan1
      @richardpangaribuan1 4 года назад +14

      💀💀

    • @benskyddd
      @benskyddd 4 года назад +11

      BRUV this fucking comment right here lmfaooooooooooo

    • @Boyan-Blyat
      @Boyan-Blyat 4 года назад +5

      This is such an underrated comment

  • @baabcar
    @baabcar 3 года назад +405

    Him: I swear bro this gon get us out the hood
    His freestyle:

    • @dr.kusumb.7220
      @dr.kusumb.7220 3 года назад

      bruhh 🤣

    • @alexisbangin
      @alexisbangin 3 года назад

      😭😭😭

    • @ysnmal
      @ysnmal 3 года назад

      Wuy u stealing comments?

    • @Prodtroy
      @Prodtroy 2 года назад

      It got him out of the hood tho 👀

  • @rahulbalel6169
    @rahulbalel6169 4 года назад +3108

    Im a murderer, im not a murderer

  • @imthatjay
    @imthatjay 4 года назад +8177

    1:03 Tay-K on The Race
    1:05 Tay-K in court

  • @yanniskats1850
    @yanniskats1850 4 года назад +21177

    Imagine if humans got extinct and this was the only proof we existed

    • @zacharyhatfield4074
      @zacharyhatfield4074 4 года назад +436

      I thinks it’s better if this goes down with us.

    • @fatpineapple7778
      @fatpineapple7778 4 года назад +246

      i rather have no proof then

    • @elmenol2719
      @elmenol2719 4 года назад +53

      Next beat

    • @Phantom_no_Royce
      @Phantom_no_Royce 4 года назад +40

      Honestly I wouldn’t mind at this point

    • @haixchu
      @haixchu 4 года назад +29

      Haha f*ck this the best comment i ever seen

  • @krypto1304
    @krypto1304 3 года назад +734

    0:45
    Deep lyrics, it shows how corrupt our lifecycle, government, and society is. I’m happy we have rappers like smokepurpp to educate us on issues and malfunctions in our life spans.

  • @sensationalfootball4566
    @sensationalfootball4566 4 года назад +5912

    Me hyping myself up to talk to my crush: 0:50
    Me when I finally go up to her: 0:11

    • @Skeletoninn
      @Skeletoninn 4 года назад +110

      Bruh 💀😂

    • @ahsmokertano5613
      @ahsmokertano5613 4 года назад +43

      Amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dorito6584
      @dorito6584 4 года назад +191

      0:08

    • @MikefromBlackmello
      @MikefromBlackmello 4 года назад +4

      Yo I just dropped my first album, can you check it out and give some advice? ruclips.net/p/PLxY33aajXLT6t2BFdQKKA8rJ5anevFegg

    • @niijigod3864
      @niijigod3864 4 года назад +2

      LOL

  • @remythagoat5555
    @remythagoat5555 4 года назад +2968

    1:30 Don’t hate on him he just ran outta battery

    • @donotsubscribetome1102
      @donotsubscribetome1102 4 года назад +8

      u got that from a video

    • @thequietkid6454
      @thequietkid6454 4 года назад +26

      Hes probably so used to having autotune he forgot lol
      (also for all the eminem stans liking my comment, i didnt mean that in a bad way, i love purpp)

    • @dominicmurillo2689
      @dominicmurillo2689 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @puddlee
      @puddlee 4 года назад +1

      When was he ever charged?

    • @blairjohnson6014
      @blairjohnson6014 4 года назад +3

      This is so (dumpster) fire.

  • @maddoxma0
    @maddoxma0 4 года назад +4017

    1:36 mfs at 5th grade talent shows

    • @smittyyyy6
      @smittyyyy6 4 года назад +64

      I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS SO I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE COMMENTS SO I MADE SURE IT DIDNT LOOK LIKE I STOLE SOMEONES IDEA AND I FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE🤣🤣🤣

    • @maxbui7053
      @maxbui7053 4 года назад +7

      trash can respect

    • @Erickshark
      @Erickshark 4 года назад +16

      LOL AN ACTUAL COMMENT THAT MADE ME LAUGH

    • @nickdel5754
      @nickdel5754 4 года назад +5

      will a unforgettable pnb rock

    • @producedbyisaac1684
      @producedbyisaac1684 4 года назад +2

      @will a unforgettable by swae lee

  • @MuiGokuSSJ
    @MuiGokuSSJ 3 года назад +448

    These lyrics right here are better then any lyrics ever spit
    0:42

  • @coloncancer8396
    @coloncancer8396 4 года назад +9093

    0:11 The most fire part on the whole freestyle

  • @jnybn2244
    @jnybn2244 4 года назад +2239

    "Ima murderer, im not a murderer"
    This man is on a whole different level

    • @talhahussain3820
      @talhahussain3820 4 года назад +83

      Of course, he's from uh uh uh uhh uh.

    • @asddjs4995
      @asddjs4995 4 года назад +10

      Talha Hussain 😂😂fax they different down there

    • @frankgold6437
      @frankgold6437 3 года назад +5

      Bars🔥🔥🔥 So inspirational

    • @darielarias8505
      @darielarias8505 3 года назад +9

      The duality of a man

    • @frankgold6437
      @frankgold6437 3 года назад +1

      @@darielarias8505 beautiful isn't it

  • @gevorgkababchyan285
    @gevorgkababchyan285 4 года назад +939

    0:30 when the teacher asks a question and I don't know the correct answer

    • @kwadrillz5350
      @kwadrillz5350 4 года назад +3

      😭😂😂😂

    • @insomniaattit9639
      @insomniaattit9639 4 года назад

      Is this better than smoke purps freestyle? ruclips.net/video/Fx945qctdSY/видео.html

    • @sleepzyy835
      @sleepzyy835 3 года назад +9

      More like 0:11

  • @xxiv2247
    @xxiv2247 4 года назад +4931

    this is proof that anyone can make it as a rapper.

    • @GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z
      @GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z 4 года назад +107

      Nah his freestyle was good but he did 40m end they only showed the end when he was out of lyrics...check the original video i bet you can freestyle 5m...but he still bad tho

    • @bree9556
      @bree9556 4 года назад +55

      @@GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z i freestyle playing guitar and i dont even rap, if you can't think of anything to say or talk about. It makes me wonder if people even think about anything at all. And i used to do it when i was a kid too for jokes, its really not that hard. Not saying im amazing just saying its not hard to be simple.

    • @bree9556
      @bree9556 4 года назад +6

      @@GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z heres a question, do you think fame or success makes you have less ideas or more ideas?

    • @GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z
      @GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z 4 года назад +76

      @@bree9556 ok upload a 40m rap freestyle rn

    • @tweakin1531
      @tweakin1531 4 года назад +49

      59lock LMAOOOO TALK DAT TALK NIGGA, HE SAID FREESTYLING IS EZ IM PISSED 😭😭 WE WAITIN ON DAT 40 MIN FREESTYLE WHILE PLAYING GUITAR

  • @yungzedo8341
    @yungzedo8341 4 года назад +205

    0:14 that face when you study all night for that test and you forget everything as soon as you’re handed the paper, c’mon bru😂

  • @shalombiswa1089
    @shalombiswa1089 4 года назад +5859

    0:11 my mans literally said “😎” for 10 seconds straight 😭😭😭

  • @miguelferreira190
    @miguelferreira190 4 года назад +3911

    1:47 The most fire part in this freestyle... 💀

  • @dddd12331
    @dddd12331 4 года назад +3622

    0:42 2020 lyric of the year

    • @foxyfox4414
      @foxyfox4414  4 года назад +341

      gonna be quotin this bar for the rest of my life jus straight poetry man

    • @kotarslegacy8431
      @kotarslegacy8431 4 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @karlhier6640
      @karlhier6640 4 года назад +11

      He got it from the song hard by tay-k

    • @nagboinfi
      @nagboinfi 4 года назад +5

      Karl Høier a lot of artists have used that kind of metaphor

    • @thechewydinosaur
      @thechewydinosaur 4 года назад

      Noah Agboinfi yeah but he fucked it up bad lmao

  • @dnny9486
    @dnny9486 3 года назад +132

    1:36 that lil smile

  • @teddymendonca9975
    @teddymendonca9975 4 года назад +1860

    His lyrics about struggles with mental health are just so empowering.

  • @zorowithabadassmustache
    @zorowithabadassmustache 4 года назад +1946

    Nobody: Me when it’s time to present: 0:09

    • @electric_outpost7380
      @electric_outpost7380 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @fatememoradhaseli9993
      @fatememoradhaseli9993 4 года назад +9

      Underrated comment

    • @wyatt_watts8277
      @wyatt_watts8277 4 года назад +16

      That's actually fucking happened to me, I had to ask to present the next day because I said we weren't finished even tho we lost points I don't care

    • @pooler57
      @pooler57 4 года назад +34

      0:11 when you get up front

    • @gabrielboller5312
      @gabrielboller5312 4 года назад +2

      Underrated comment lmaooooo

  • @vclampdagod-_-1997
    @vclampdagod-_-1997 4 года назад +6756

    Me: “Mom can we listen to lil uzi vert?”
    Mom: “No, we got lil uzi vert at home”
    Lil uzi vert at home: 0:24

  • @parkerknoche2709
    @parkerknoche2709 3 года назад +169

    1:35 me trying to sing Christmas songs at my school concert•_•

  • @mcempac3060
    @mcempac3060 4 года назад +1869

    Girls sleepover: Omg Jason is so cute
    Boys sleepover: 0:42

    • @MikefromBlackmello
      @MikefromBlackmello 4 года назад +1

      Yo I just dropped my first album, can you check it out and give some advice? ruclips.net/p/PLxY33aajXLT6t2BFdQKKA8rJ5anevFegg

    • @notkevindurant6251
      @notkevindurant6251 4 года назад +3

      @@MikefromBlackmello fucking ass

    • @usbcuber2157
      @usbcuber2157 4 года назад +1

      1,000th like

    • @mcempac3060
      @mcempac3060 4 года назад +1

      @@MikefromBlackmello ngl it's bad

    • @septusbeats6271
      @septusbeats6271 4 года назад

      This is true

  • @butterfIiess
    @butterfIiess 4 года назад +2062

    He didn’t kill it on purpose, it died because of his voice.

    • @oceanseaton2092
      @oceanseaton2092 4 года назад +5

      💀😭😭 oh my 😭🤣🤣

    • @jorisjoris1794
      @jorisjoris1794 4 года назад +3

      On purrpose

    • @eyosyastebeje9555
      @eyosyastebeje9555 4 года назад +6

      It died because of his moaning ☠️☠️

    • @butterfIiess
      @butterfIiess 4 года назад +3

      And yes. I liked my own comment..

    • @nevibuster88
      @nevibuster88 4 года назад +2

      he did kill it purpose he literally stabbed it right in its fucking heart

  • @fujibeats9846
    @fujibeats9846 4 года назад +4013

    1:47 ok that line wasn't so bad

    • @ddc7744
      @ddc7744 3 года назад +171

      This is so disrespectful

    • @2liter
      @2liter 3 года назад +29

      😂😂😂

    • @abnsamurai9420
      @abnsamurai9420 3 года назад +52

      @@ddc7744 the "freestyle" or his comment?

    • @ddc7744
      @ddc7744 3 года назад +79

      @@abnsamurai9420 both honestly

    • @joao_ratilal1558
      @joao_ratilal1558 3 года назад +4

      lmao

  • @paulbedford8515
    @paulbedford8515 4 года назад +463

    0:30 If Joe Biden started rapping

    • @dober1x
      @dober1x 3 года назад +6

      LMAO

    • @paul-vj3zv
      @paul-vj3zv 3 года назад +8

      This is the worst joke I’ve ever heard

    • @paul-vj3zv
      @paul-vj3zv 3 года назад +3

      @Nobody Here you must be 10, get outta here nigga

    • @Smoke---
      @Smoke--- 3 года назад +5

      @@paul-vj3zv you must be deaf if you don’t think this is funny. It’s accurate af 💯

    • @paul-vj3zv
      @paul-vj3zv 3 года назад +3

      @@Smoke--- how the fuck would I be deaf if I’m reading the shit you dumbass? This shit is not funny at all lol

  • @doggoornogo6227
    @doggoornogo6227 4 года назад +408

    0:11 dude spent half an hour to think of lyrics and then just whipped out that mousekatool 😂😂

    • @sylothegreat
      @sylothegreat 4 года назад +5

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @cloutapee
      @cloutapee 4 года назад +1

      @@sylothegreat exactly😂

  • @jonskennerton9615
    @jonskennerton9615 4 года назад +1344

    Queens in chess: the most powerful piece
    Kings in chess: 0:11

  • @daikunchatz8830
    @daikunchatz8830 4 года назад +2454

    Kid: Mom can we listen to Rae Sremmurd?
    Mom: We have Rae Scremmurd at home
    Rae Scremmurd at home: 1:35

    • @joel_napier4301
      @joel_napier4301 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm dead

    • @jewelz6647
      @jewelz6647 4 года назад +4

      rae sremmurd is shit to

    • @16siko
      @16siko 4 года назад +2

      Julien Iglesias everyone is shit nowadays all sellouts

    • @slakyresisty
      @slakyresisty 4 года назад +18

      @@jewelz6647 Nah

    • @darklaider2951
      @darklaider2951 4 года назад

      😂😂💀

  • @zen9016
    @zen9016 3 года назад +89

    1:03 Mans really pulled a lil tecca 😭

  • @delusionalpath
    @delusionalpath 4 года назад +880

    1:03 “I’m a murderer... I’m not a murderer” got me DEAD 😂

    • @montymahal7894
      @montymahal7894 4 года назад +8

      what is the song in that clip

    • @chapterchatter
      @chapterchatter 4 года назад +4

      Toasted Bread yo I wanna know aswell homie. I remember hearing that song and the beat is fire I’ve just forgotten the name.

    • @montymahal7894
      @montymahal7894 4 года назад +6

      An existing Human just found out it’s called space cadet

    • @chapterchatter
      @chapterchatter 4 года назад +4

      Toasted Bread Holy shit yeah yeah by metro and gunna I’m pretty sure

    • @chapterchatter
      @chapterchatter 4 года назад +1

      Toasted Bread Thanks dude

  • @yzack5521
    @yzack5521 4 года назад +1346

    1:22
    My door at 3AM when I'm getting a snack

  • @JackReedLifts
    @JackReedLifts 4 года назад +4807

    At one point we all thought he was fire because the beat saves him...thats why the songs go hard

    • @oceanseaton2092
      @oceanseaton2092 4 года назад +19

      😭lmao🤣😂

    • @itsjustkangaming6527
      @itsjustkangaming6527 4 года назад +59

      Facts but he killed everyone's songs pride.

    • @oceanseaton2092
      @oceanseaton2092 4 года назад +4

      @@itsjustkangaming6527 💀😭😭😭omg😭😭🤣

    • @oceanseaton2092
      @oceanseaton2092 4 года назад +8

      @Spooky Q 💀oh noo😭😭😭😭💀😭😭

    • @itsjustkangaming6527
      @itsjustkangaming6527 4 года назад +10

      @Spooky Q imagine smokepurp was corona and we all died bc of his cringey ass

  • @tiny_a_dog5721
    @tiny_a_dog5721 4 года назад +229

    0:11 when teacher says homework is due

  • @jordanprice9285
    @jordanprice9285 4 года назад +1973

    0:12 WENT HARD!!!

    • @tykovain
      @tykovain 4 года назад +14

      Lmaooo

    • @ogloc8212
      @ogloc8212 4 года назад +7

      Midnight Porsche? I see you too are a man of culture

    • @Dallasxy
      @Dallasxy 4 года назад +40

      He went even harder at 0:09

    • @hlowe8827
      @hlowe8827 4 года назад +4

      rappers will for sure steal that flow, it brings out the most in the beat

    • @cyprus1005
      @cyprus1005 4 года назад

      Bro my fav part 👊👊😎

  • @feelixcadet6620
    @feelixcadet6620 4 года назад +2419

    "smokepurpp murders every beat he touches"
    Yeah. Literally.

  • @yanniskats1850
    @yanniskats1850 4 года назад +167

    The door in my bedroom in the morning: 0:12
    The same door at 3am: 1:25

    • @lucwijngaard8413
      @lucwijngaard8413 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment but similar to what I've seen before

  • @chardolog6827
    @chardolog6827 4 года назад +101

    Smokepurpp: I'm a murderer
    **Police passes by**
    Smokepurpp: *I'M NOT A MURDERER*

  • @justmademoney
    @justmademoney 4 года назад +1526

    Me: getting water in the middle of the night
    My Parents’ Room: 1:24

  • @moradjaouadi6989
    @moradjaouadi6989 4 года назад +2074

    Netflix: are you still watching?
    Someone's daughter : 1:22

  • @wushannin2936
    @wushannin2936 4 года назад +1485

    I'm a murderer
    *realizes fbi is watching this*
    I'm not a murderer

    • @flowerboy313
      @flowerboy313 3 года назад +2

      1.1k likes with no comments?

    • @YS-lw1jv
      @YS-lw1jv 3 года назад +2

      @@flowerboy313 2 comments now

    • @apollo1532
      @apollo1532 3 года назад +2

      @@flowerboy313 4 comments now

    • @jaysonclarke8861
      @jaysonclarke8861 3 года назад +2

      @@flowerboy313 5 comments now

    • @antoniov.e5075
      @antoniov.e5075 3 года назад +1

      @@flowerboy313 6 comments now

  • @bigvaxine6795
    @bigvaxine6795 3 года назад +42

    "Imma murderer.... I'm not a murderer" dodged that case real quick 😂

  • @saadia6587
    @saadia6587 4 года назад +2137

    1:43 Tim captioning that photo: “lol look at how crap this kid is”

    • @brkkeboi584
      @brkkeboi584 4 года назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing🤣🤣🤣

    • @lebanonjames1807
      @lebanonjames1807 4 года назад +1

      1000th Like

    • @mckwan9383
      @mckwan9383 4 года назад +3

      Sadly he ( Westwood) calls it fire on his RUclips video. ,🤣

    • @melvinbritton5822
      @melvinbritton5822 4 года назад

      🤣

    • @nayf7682
      @nayf7682 4 года назад

      How did he even get on the show?

  • @chrismcguirk4031
    @chrismcguirk4031 4 года назад +890

    When your friend invites you to a group call with someone you don't know then leaves 0:11

    • @VVM3368
      @VVM3368 4 года назад +12

      Lmao big fax

    • @de1ta492
      @de1ta492 4 года назад +2

      This is the best comment :0

    • @VoltzGames
      @VoltzGames 4 года назад +5

      I'm crying 😂😂

  • @r6yn
    @r6yn 4 года назад +342

    1:37 *that 1 kid in class who thinks they can sing*

    • @shadowninja2338
      @shadowninja2338 3 года назад +7

      That’s me 😭

    • @WATUP_1
      @WATUP_1 3 года назад +2

      I DEID WHEN I READ THIS

    • @karim8577
      @karim8577 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @erion7285
      @erion7285 3 года назад +2

      Nah those are the girls

    • @hypergust2333
      @hypergust2333 3 года назад

      Man this comment section is hilarious 🤣

  • @terrencetater5756
    @terrencetater5756 3 года назад +231

    1:34 had me dead😂😂😂

    • @Bycer
      @Bycer Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @707clan9
    @707clan9 4 года назад +500

    1:08 the bird waking me up in the morning.

    • @yerinich
      @yerinich 4 года назад +2

      i love this one the most

    • @theshadowdanger0152
      @theshadowdanger0152 4 года назад +2

      I. can't. breathe.

    • @ojayx915
      @ojayx915 4 года назад +1

      That sound XD

    • @ahour4
      @ahour4 4 года назад

      Bro Omg Im Dead Bud Come On

    • @ahour4
      @ahour4 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alibi1503
    @alibi1503 4 года назад +362

    1:21 when im singing and somebody stops the music

    • @BCKYARD
      @BCKYARD 4 года назад +2

      This one got it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @goonspercs
    @goonspercs 3 года назад +108

    0:34 love how he says next one like he killed that 😂😂

    • @jeanculer4923
      @jeanculer4923 3 года назад +3

      Ahahah next one is worse 😂😂

  • @wasttime2208
    @wasttime2208 4 года назад +615

    1:47 best part🔥🔥🔥

  • @mr.montana2654
    @mr.montana2654 4 года назад +333

    Damn, I respect his confidence to put himself through that. Like he's actually way worse than when you and the homies freestyle when you're drunk

  • @ryltt9396
    @ryltt9396 4 года назад +2336

    Teachers at online class: can everybody hear me?
    The deaf kid: 0:11

  • @eueueueu1472
    @eueueueu1472 3 года назад +50

    1:36 what I sound like in the shower

  • @brianmungai8243
    @brianmungai8243 4 года назад +700

    lol he sound like a preschool kid trying to learn his abc

  • @SpecialNeedsMuffin
    @SpecialNeedsMuffin 4 года назад +1288

    This would’ve been better if he just played it off like he was trollin

  • @masonmc766
    @masonmc766 4 года назад +984

    “Lil Purrp got no child, I don’t pay no to support”
    -Smokepurrp

    • @Benjji2x
      @Benjji2x 4 года назад +8

      It’s no child support lol

    • @a3oifnwqojnegng253
      @a3oifnwqojnegng253 4 года назад +13

      And if I had a baby I wouldn't pay it

    • @ohleafff5787
      @ohleafff5787 4 года назад +1

      I thought he said li pump lmao

    • @unclegardener
      @unclegardener 3 года назад +1

      @@ohleafff5787 Lil Purpp is his nickname

  • @brodynorris8201
    @brodynorris8201 3 года назад +33

    “I ain’t pay no child support”

  • @billz7649
    @billz7649 4 года назад +540

    1:08 birds felt that one

  • @johanmaisonneuve9936
    @johanmaisonneuve9936 4 года назад +188

    I’m a murderer, I’m not a murderer.
    _Lyricc_

  • @cyan2585
    @cyan2585 4 года назад +178

    0:16
    *Smokepurpp in his mind* : this boutta be dope
    Smokepurpp: 0:23

    • @anxxiousbeats9799
      @anxxiousbeats9799 4 года назад +4

      This needs to be top comment asap 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂💀

    • @armin469
      @armin469 4 года назад +2

      Good one😂👍

  • @morechriis4070
    @morechriis4070 3 года назад +61

    0:42 how i introduce myself to every new person i meet

  • @ignoremysigns
    @ignoremysigns 4 года назад +190

    when you throw a paper ball across the room and then the teacher turns around and looks at you 0:11

  • @pomegranatejuice3586
    @pomegranatejuice3586 4 года назад +315

    Family: sings happy birthday
    Me: 0:11

  • @youngestincharge2713
    @youngestincharge2713 4 года назад +606

    This made Lil Mosey's freestyle look like a masterpiece

    • @nialmurphy9622
      @nialmurphy9622 4 года назад +5

      @@Zhelomusic Well it's not like your comment is shining with originality.

    • @Naij_
      @Naij_ 4 года назад +2

      @Zhelo Read his name bro

    • @personhuman8451
      @personhuman8451 4 года назад +1

      @@Zhelomusic who is you, you just did the same thing bro did

    • @Zhelomusic
      @Zhelomusic 4 года назад

      @@nialmurphy9622 😘

    • @personhuman8451
      @personhuman8451 4 года назад +10

      @@Zhelomusic deleting comments 😐

  • @LatestFreites
    @LatestFreites 4 года назад +121

    Teacher: "Okay time to present!"
    Me: "I can't present rn"
    Teacher: "Why not?"
    Me: 0:09

  • @teehee5185
    @teehee5185 4 года назад +1322

    Smokepurpp: Cause I really really really wanna blow pipes
    Guy named pipes: 1:22

    • @dummy3440
      @dummy3440 4 года назад +62

      Nah it should be
      Guy named pipes: 0:11

    • @drippypipes1932
      @drippypipes1932 3 года назад +18

      Sup...

    • @Aqi_momo
      @Aqi_momo 3 года назад +1

      @@drippypipes1932 😳

    • @nesswyd8410
      @nesswyd8410 3 года назад +9

      It’s really 0:08 tho

  • @pharez_
    @pharez_ 4 года назад +753

    0:30 hardest line easily

  • @WilliamStroker
    @WilliamStroker 4 года назад +160

    0:11 - 0:22 yall can't deny that part is the best

  • @parkerknoche2709
    @parkerknoche2709 3 года назад +51

    0:13 When my parents tell me “Son. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed”

  • @kofi5081
    @kofi5081 4 года назад +346

    Me: hears a good song on the radio
    Also me: searches for it on youtube
    how I explain it to youtube: 1:23

  • @ethannaidoo5874
    @ethannaidoo5874 4 года назад +1530

    Teacher: for the last time class, what is the answer to question 3!!
    My online class: 0:13

    • @imthatjay
      @imthatjay 3 года назад +47

      I swear mf's be quiet as hell 😂😂

    • @MrIDGAF
      @MrIDGAF 3 года назад +35

      Ikr, and I feel so bad that I actually try and participate even if it’s 0:09

    • @cheesymac6732
      @cheesymac6732 3 года назад +9

      Pure facts, we had to write a whole essay one time cuz no one said shit

    • @Aryzn
      @Aryzn 3 года назад +1

      @@cheesymac6732 now that’s just a mean teacher, my teacher just asked it again

    • @purpleswag1490
      @purpleswag1490 3 года назад +1

      I hate when I’ve already answered a question for class and none of the other kids say fucking shit

  • @papabean_clout3089
    @papabean_clout3089 4 года назад +654

    1:42 THE DUDE PULLED OUT HIS PHONE TO RECORD HIM HAHAHAHA DUDE ISTG THIS KILLS ME

    • @wolf3755
      @wolf3755 4 года назад +42

      Tim Westwood. He’s way more popular than smokepurp

    • @jcrami3504
      @jcrami3504 4 года назад +45

      Tim Westwood gave Jay Z a spot on his show when no one else knew who he was, man is an OG

    • @donsancho6690
      @donsancho6690 4 года назад +8

      No joke tho that was probably the least bad part

  • @josephmaypa1905
    @josephmaypa1905 3 года назад +14

    Alternate title: Smokepurrp murders every beat he touches but it's too literally

  • @PerSixPlus
    @PerSixPlus 4 года назад +508

    "i'm a murderer
    i'm not a murderer" - smokepurrp 2020
    "aaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmm eaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" - smokepurrp 2020 moonlight instrumental freestyle

    • @rolandomartinez8931
      @rolandomartinez8931 4 года назад +2

      U do know he did this like 1 year ago or sum?

    • @PerSixPlus
      @PerSixPlus 4 года назад +2

      @@rolandomartinez8931 yeah 2020 sounds better doe idk bruh

    • @gert7324
      @gert7324 4 года назад +1

      "Next one"

    • @PerSixPlus
      @PerSixPlus 4 года назад

      @@gert7324 lmao :D

  • @zoranls
    @zoranls 4 года назад +217

    1:03
    Smokepurpp: I'm a murderer
    Dj: looks at him seriously
    Smokepurpp: I'm not a murderer

  • @KA-rw6dm
    @KA-rw6dm 4 года назад +745

    This guy couldn’t even be the best rapper on a ksi song

    • @iansierra441
      @iansierra441 4 года назад +15

      yoooo😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @karltanner3953
      @karltanner3953 4 года назад +81

      He makes KSI sound like Eminem

    • @ryuzaki2949
      @ryuzaki2949 4 года назад +48

      Nah tbh that ksi song fire except lil pump

    • @KA-rw6dm
      @KA-rw6dm 4 года назад +13

      Ryuk7 you ain’t got a good taste dawg

    • @ryuzaki2949
      @ryuzaki2949 4 года назад +5

      @@KA-rw6dm i mean im sure it wouldn't be as good if i listen to it now. But first listen that shit bangs ong

  • @theemmux6817
    @theemmux6817 3 года назад +50

    1:07 That lowkey sounded fire 😂😂😂

  • @misc.shorts
    @misc.shorts 4 года назад +359

    Teacher: alright class pay attention
    Me in the back with headphones on: 1:22

    • @edinstven
      @edinstven 4 года назад +2

      FACTZZZ THATS SO ME AS WELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Habibi_6812
    @Habibi_6812 4 года назад +414

    0:26 me and the boys in music lessons

    • @j.d.t.5761
      @j.d.t.5761 2 года назад +2

      Me in church choir at 12 years old

  • @Competent_
    @Competent_ 3 года назад +17

    0:11 That was lowkey bars

  • @wasabiiu4169
    @wasabiiu4169 4 года назад +687

    Interviewer: So where are you from?
    Smokepurp: 1:12

    • @basurerodeanura
      @basurerodeanura 4 года назад +4

      im crying

    • @phrog9692
      @phrog9692 4 года назад +13

      I’m from uh uh uh uh

    • @jaqhs1518
      @jaqhs1518 4 года назад +2

      deadass crying from laughter😂

    • @loly8844
      @loly8844 4 года назад +4

      GLF UhUhUhUhUhUHUh*

    • @de1ta492
      @de1ta492 4 года назад +2

      Mans just remembered he would get grounded by his mom if he said he was an illegal.

  • @declan734
    @declan734 4 года назад +138

    1:29 me making these noises to try convince my mam I’m sick so I don’t have to go to school 💀💀

  • @onlystuppl7952
    @onlystuppl7952 4 года назад +310

    0:29 i put apoupppomb

    • @dogukand4191
      @dogukand4191 3 года назад +12

      I just wadphuh

    • @tkk9727
      @tkk9727 3 года назад +2

      and people say that playboi carti does’nt say words...

    • @jaden-senpai5047
      @jaden-senpai5047 3 года назад +5

      I juh wanahuwana

    • @nick.t1243
      @nick.t1243 3 года назад +1

      Next one

    • @purpleswag1490
      @purpleswag1490 3 года назад +2

      Took her on a double date with my best friend yueheehehh

  • @ANiceGuy
    @ANiceGuy 3 года назад +19

    1:44 Brings phone out*
    Caption: "This clown 😂😂😂"

  • @mike198ify
    @mike198ify 4 года назад +220

    This is why aliens won’t contact us

  • @saschawirth9522
    @saschawirth9522 4 года назад +209

    When a girl touches my knee: 0:09

    • @riba69
      @riba69 4 года назад +3

      underrated

    • @jenzbtw
      @jenzbtw 4 года назад +1

      Fucking class

  • @ArtemisCXI
    @ArtemisCXI 4 года назад +124

    1:44 producer pulls out phone to record the insane lyricism

  • @Longname7
    @Longname7 3 года назад +10

    "He's speaking the language of the gods"
    -Vegeta

  • @Felix-ix3qe
    @Felix-ix3qe 4 года назад +440

    No one:
    The weirdo in class that always has headphones on: 0:25

  • @reverbtheuggo3995
    @reverbtheuggo3995 4 года назад +117

    0:24 singing in the shower be like