The Black Dog Chronicles - Gaffes, Cock-Ups and Out-Takes for 2022

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • Because the last story of the year, 'Pickman's Model' has been going so well, I wanted to give you an end of the year treat that I did not have time to prepare for the end of the last video.
    So, please enjoy me stuffing up my lines and trying to keep my cool in multiple, weird ways! Leave a comment and let me know about your most memorable experience watching 'The Black Dog Chronicles' this year.

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  • @squirerichard2710
    @squirerichard2710 Год назад +2

    Ahh yes, cars. *Twitch* After many an attempt at recording hindered by passing cars, I can only conclude that there are nefarious motorist-fiends out there who drive about seeking people recording narrations and then drive back and forth up their street to vex them. (No one can prove it's not true.)
    Wittily done sir; tis a rare storyteller who can put their errors to such use. if I were to try something like this it would just be a long string of tactless swears, pock-marked by the occasional wheeze.

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад +1

      I can't remember what county you are in (I want to say Norfolk - but I am not sure?) but for a time I lived in the countryside of Kent. The lovely rural landscape was oft punctuated by the distant sound of explosions to keep birds off of the rape-seed crops, and the actual shot guns, when farmers became bored. That would have made story recording problematic, to be sure and perhaps I would have been less likely to diffuse my annoyance by being silly and more likely to grab a shot gun for myself. >:I

    • @squirerichard2710
      @squirerichard2710 Год назад

      @@TheBlackDogChronicles All you just described sounds irksomely familiar. I do indeed live in Norfolk, and the green and pleasant land is often marred by shooting, bird scarers, idiots who leave their bags of dog-leavings dangling from trees (left for the dogs*** fairy, as my sister says) and many another annoyances. The latter I'll admit doesn't hinder recording much but it's a peeve that I need little excuse to rant about.

  • @Pasha-dd7te
    @Pasha-dd7te Год назад +3

    Omg, it's too early for this. I just blew hot coffee out my nose... I'm awake now. Thank you so much, love your work.

  • @alisonhope1
    @alisonhope1 Год назад +4

    I love the way he makes a joke out of his mistakes.It's good that he doesn't take himself too seriously.

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад

      There is no one who takes me seriously, so it seems fair that I should follow suit. ;)

    • @alisonhope1
      @alisonhope1 Год назад

      @The Black Dog Chronicles I'm sure that your talents are taken seriously.I just love it when people are self-deprecating.

  • @gimmethepinkelephant3685
    @gimmethepinkelephant3685 Год назад +2

    This is hilarious.😂 It's always a good thing when a person can laugh off their mistakes.

  • @evelanpatton
    @evelanpatton Год назад +3

    Oh this IS SOOO FUN!
    Thank you!!! ❤🎉😂🎉❤

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад +1

      Some of these have been sitting in my computer for over six months, jumping up and down and screaming, "Let me ooout! Let me ooout!"

  • @mijiyoon5575
    @mijiyoon5575 Год назад +4

    A self~dare ...I dared myself not to laugh ...I laughed...now I must go into the haunted house alone at midnight on a moonless night😱 or walk into the dark alley in the city ...I chose the haunted house😬

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад +2

      If you do, please take extensive notes. Please use a fluorescent notepad (in case you don't make it through - and others can find the pad).

    • @mijiyoon5575
      @mijiyoon5575 Год назад

      @@TheBlackDogChronicles 🤣🤣🤪

  • @mijiyoon5575
    @mijiyoon5575 Год назад +2

    TS 3:00 the candle footage is beautiful

  • @McRik-1
    @McRik-1 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is definitely my favourite of your readings. 😂

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  5 месяцев назад +1

      Hahaha! I am glad. It is what I spend the most of my time doing...messing things up!

    • @McRik-1
      @McRik-1 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheBlackDogChronicles You're not alone! Seriously though - I do love the readings. Looking forward to the next part of Out of the Silent Planet. 🙂

  • @malinbunsow9930
    @malinbunsow9930 Год назад +4

    You have certainly added an interesting dimension to these classic stories! I think I heard you say Yog Sothot somewhere😱
    Looking forward to a new year with lots of new stories on The Black Dog.
    Happy New Year from Ljungsbro, Sweden🦇

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад +1

      I have no doubt that many of the Outer Dark Ones have crawled into the madness of my frustrated incantations. Among them though are H. G. Wells' Martians (who I referenced by saying 'Ulla' at one point) Gog and Magog and that dread, blasphemous entity known as Billie Eilish.

  • @TheBlackDogChronicles
    @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад +4

    There is some amusement to be had in the fact that a subscriber disliked this video so much that they unsubscribed.

    • @Villain69420
      @Villain69420 Год назад

      We'll catch them, and tar and feather them before we mount them in the stocks. Meanwhile we can fund a crowd to throw festered stinky cheese at them.

    • @gimmethepinkelephant3685
      @gimmethepinkelephant3685 Год назад

      That subscriber is not worth having in the first place then. They obviously take themselves too seriously and have a stick up their rear end.

    • @McRik-1
      @McRik-1 5 месяцев назад

      Some people are so Poe faced. 🙂

    • @alisonhope1
      @alisonhope1 11 дней назад

      ​@@McRik-1Lol!

  • @mijiyoon5575
    @mijiyoon5575 Год назад +2

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @evelanpatton
    @evelanpatton Год назад +2

    WONDERFULLY reminds me of the 80’s movie Labyrinth. Those little David Bowie’s Goblin King’s Kingdom’s inhabitants!🥸🥳🤡
    😈👿😈👻👹👻👹👻👿😈👿

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад +1

      I looooove that film, as does one of my best friends. It is a samll wonder that you happen to have picked up on this fact! :D =^.^=

    • @evelanpatton
      @evelanpatton Год назад

      @@TheBlackDogChronicles I just put that movie on the tv over Christmas Eve w/ a fire in tote fireplace… it was/is STILL MAGICAL! I LOVE that movie! Plus David is a WONDER from .•* then to black star now…🎉
      If you believe it this sounds like me in my own dailies …I like to rumble jumble rhymes in times for the pure fun esp. days with sun…as I let my little light shine through space & tīme because LIFE SHOULD BE PLAYFUL & FUN!
      I imagine if you have children of your own, nieces & nephews, that they are spoiled to have your Grandmother’s gift continued through your own. 🎉🫶🏼🎨🎭❣️
      Oh & I loved moon cat @12:27! And the black cat just prior! I love cats.

  • @michaelfagan1823
    @michaelfagan1823 Год назад +2

    They’re coming to take him away haha hehee to a funny place where everyone is hahappy hehee 🤪🤣😆😋🧐😝🤗😬Micky N London ps have a nice day Huw and a happy new year 🥳

  • @Carlos_DK
    @Carlos_DK Год назад +2

    Lol 😆

  • @rosiemcnaughton9933
    @rosiemcnaughton9933 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂

  • @hellodave1168
    @hellodave1168 Год назад +3

    This a script..sell it to Netflix.

    • @TheBlackDogChronicles
      @TheBlackDogChronicles  Год назад

      Hahaha! It is just about the right level...or perhaps - better for Amazon. :P