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2:28 you can also refer to Serbia as north Albania, Albania as south Serbia,
Croatia as west Serbia and Slovenia as north Croatia.
And every time you meet a serb Call there country north Albania and Western Croatia
@@unknown00046I'm gonna call it east Bosnia or south Austria
Ok satan, are you bribing us to start yet another Balkan war?
@@giulianopisciottano8302 that also works
@@unknown00046 as half albanian and german i think this is a good idea
I didn't know France had the willpower to have their own language.
The more you know.
bro violating
canaillou sans-cervelle.
Learn respect first we will see for the rest later
Vive le Français et la Langue Française!!! Le Respect Triomphera
ah bah enfin un francais ici
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The "Two hunters meet" joke doesn't translate well: the German word used in this joke also means to hit (sth.) in the context of collisions and balistics. So it's 2 hunters meet/hit. Both die.
Tl;Dr language barrier ribs joke, hunters sit each other in joke.
An English version would be "Two NASCAR drivers ran into each other; neither survived."
Seriously, that's about as funny as "a priest, a rabbi, and an imam all walked into a bar. It hurt."
"Two boxers hook up. Both get knocked out."
As a German I can confirm, that Danish people are just Germans with potatoes stuck in their windpipes.
And as a dane i can confirm germans are danes without potato in a windpipe but more depreesed
@@kvinyling As a German I can confirm that but at least we don't have to fight of vikings and trolls while stepping on lego on our way home
@@kvinylingI can confirm that SO HARD haha
@@opside231 in true viking spirit danes do not flinch at the bebooting of a lego brick. That is only for weakling. Same with winterbathing if you can’t stand -15C water you’re a wus
It's Germxn! Germxn! Is that really so hard?
7:18 I speak Polish, here's the explanation:
Czech and Polish, being both West Slavic languages, have a ton of similar or related words. They're still different, and certain differences in their vocab or pronunciation are perceived as funny by their speakers. In particular:
- Words that started with pre-, pri- or similar in Proto-Slavic now begin with př- in Czech (Czech ř is by itself an incredibly cursed sound that I'll probably never get right), while in Polish the beginning consonants became prz-, pronounced "psh-". For Czechs, hearing ř pronounced as sh just feels like a lisp.
- Some words Made in Czechia(tm) resemble the ways Polish makes diminutives, or even correspond to outright vulgarities (for instance czech word for girl is dívka, while its polish equivalent dziwka means whore/slut) (interestingly, these two words have a duplicate in both languages, děvka / dziewka, with reverse meanings)
A spróbuj powiedzieć "r" ale przez zaciśnięte zęby. Powinno się udać
@@varsovianspy2992 /ř/ is just like Polish /rz/ with a trill. Or just try to say /rż/ with very short /r/
@@Hadar1991 I know, It's just tricky to explain via writing how a certain phoneme should be realized.
@@varsovianspy2992use IPA
@@Hadar1991You are stpd, the slashes are for sounds.
7:30 To explain it briefly. In Polish the "zh" phoneme changes into the "sh" phoneme after devoiced consonants, such as "p" "t" and "k" It is called "progressive devoicing" and as far as I know Polish is more prone to progressive assimilation, unlike other Slavic languages. Polish kwiat is pronounced as: "kfyat" while Czech květ is pronounced as "kvyet". Which makes Polish sound like walking through dry leaves. I don't really get the whole neutral form nouns resembling Polish diminutives, because while some do sound cutesly, not every single one is a diminutive. I'm more fascinated with replacing "g" with "h"
Dunno sounds funny to me.
Polish should just switch to Cyrillics like the rest of Slavic languages. Latin alphabet just doesn't have enough letter to convey everything
@@CoolGobyFish Czech, Slovak, Slovakian, Croatian, and Kashubian all use Latin and it works.
@@CoolGobyFish Besides Cyrillic doesn't even mark the devoicing in any way.
@@varsovianspy2992 they are all forced to use a ton of squeegles and lines above and below letters. You can make anything work, it's just not convenient
@@CoolGobyFish So are French, Spanish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Icelandic...etc diacritics are not uncommon and are not featured only in Slavic languages. We use Latin script, and we have done so for centuries and it works. There's been an attempt to create a Polish Cyrillic in the 19th century and nobody wanted to use it. Convenient or not Polish will continue to use Latin.
That Italian veteran is a story that I always wanted hear 😮
3:26 as a proud Luxembourger I refuse to take this slander! The Netherlands is really just a big Luxembourg going through its emo phase
More like a luxem burger 🍔
Wan't Luxembourg like a small pet of Netherlands in the 19th century? Under Dutch personal union just so it would not united with Germany? :D
rare luxembourger spotting, Im picturing you sitting in a big leather chair in front of a fireplace in a castle with a glass of wine and a cigar. I will also assume you have a porshe parked outside. I refuse to take no as an answer, I must uphold my delusion. How do you guys have so much money?
Wasn't there even a point in the medieval ages where Luxembourg was ruling over Germany?
@@leopoldiv2341 Not really. Holly Roman Empire was ruled by members of House of Luxembourg, but when they got the top job they sold Duchy of Luxembourg, because they needed money. :D
4:05 The joke here is, that „treffen“ the german word for „meet“, also means „hitting“ (a target). So „Treffen sich zwei Schützen.“ can also mean „Two hunters hit each other“.
Wouldn't it be "Jäger" instead of "Schützen"? I've always thought "Schütze" was more like a shooter
@@janslavik5284 You are correct. "Jäger" is hunter, "Schütze" is marksman. I just knew the version with "Schützen" and didn't notice, that the version referred to here is probably "Jäger".
@@tirex3673 Ah great, my highschool level German didn't vanish completely, good to know 😆
Yes Emmanuel Macron the prime minister of France 😭
0:50 This guy (Zdeněk Hřib) is no longer a mayor of Prague. The mayor is now Bohuslav Svoboda.
9:34
Monkey puzzle trees gave it away, its Chile...
That country has ridiculously diverse landscapes for being fairly small in land area
Drew: it’s weird to see a Nordic country no do what the other ones are doing
Finland: 😑
confused perkele noises
2:22 I also recommend calling Russians East Estonians, Chinese people West Taiwanese and USAmericans North Cubans.
I doubt "East Estonians" will have any effect, since majority of russians barely heard about Estonia
The official name of Taiwan is the Republic of China. Taiwan was China until 1972 according to the UN. That's what the whole conflict is about. If Taiwan hadn't been the weakling in this dispute, it would have invaded China. _Until the constitutional reforms of 1991, the Republic of China (ROC [Taiwan; my note]) actively asserted its claim of sovereignty over all of China and still opposes treating the People's Republic of China (PRC) as a legitimate state. ROC authorities clarified the constitutional reforms by stating they do not "dispute the fact that the PRC controls mainland China."[14] Since then, the ROC has neither actively asserted these claims nor denied them._
In other words, Taiwan agrees that Taiwan and China are one country. They disagree about who should run it.
Excuse me sir....
*where is the great nation of west India?* 🗿
Trust me, East Estonians wont work. Try „Mongol bastards” insted 😁 Greetings from Central Europe.
You idjit! We're South Canadians.
0:01 great now we got obees to
the german joke at 4:00 only works in german cause meet and hit can both be treffen in german
Petition for drew to make a Turkey Countryball plushie day 5
Ottoman would be better
least patriotic turk
Okay, East-Greece inhabitant
Yeah sure, greek man.
@ Okay "West Turkey" Greek.
6:26 as a danish person the cat did indeed say “Chocolate” in danish
2:27
”What’s your opinion on this?”
”Depends on who I’m trolling.”
The funniest part of the Danish chocolate meme is that's pretty much how it is actually pronounced though 😂
I can instantly see that the danish stole the pronounciation from german, but refuse to give up their potato
As a person learning French right now, I see the thumbnail as an absolute win.
4:33 he started dating his teacher when he was still in highschool
I'm amazed there are a lot of spanish memes in these videos. The regular amount is like 1/40 meme videos.
I wonder if he actually understands those memes or is he just using google translate?
Another day of asking Drew to put up the Guernsey flag
4:20 Did you just say Macron was the Prime Minister of France ? That would be cool, but who is gonna be the President now ? :0
The peak of German comedy I've heard was something like:
"How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb?"
"Just one. We are efficient and humourless."
Petition for Drew to make a series covering Ace Combat and its multiple universes: [Day 226]
The SIG Sauer P226 is a full-sized service pistol made by SIG Sauer. This model is available in four chamberings: the 9×19mm Parabellum, .40 S&W, .357 SIG, or .22 Long Rifle. It has the same mechanism of operation as the SIG Sauer P220, but is developed to use higher capacity, double stack magazines in place of the single stack magazines of the P220.
German chancellor Scholz got an eyepatch from a jogging injury. I wonder when the pirate or James Bond memes about it will start.
4:22 calling Emanuel Macron the French prime minister and not the French President
That german joke reminds me of a romanian one: Two squirrels were sitting in a tree, one of them says: "I'm going to push you", and it did,
6 new countries in BRICS, 6 new countries that would soon wonder why did we sign up for this?
Drew
mate
Dutchland
would be Deutschland
(Context: dutch actually comes from the german word for german which is deutsch which the americans turned to dutch and also used it on the country for reasons)
Petition for drew to hang up the flag of Iowa on his wall (revenge for him calling Iowa Arkansas) Day 224
Signed lol
Signed
As a French I'm proud to butcher the english language everytime I speak it
Well, at least you're not speaking German. Oh, sorry, Germxn. lol
Honhonhon, baguette tradition Saint-Marcellin !
Que dieu te bénisse pour ça.
Emmanuel Macron is not the Prime Minister of France, he's the frigging president 😂
0:08 This must be where the most obese bees are located
Im German and that German joke had me laughing for half a minute
4:04 "meet" and "hit each other" are the same word.
6:20 THAT’S THE DUOLINGO VOICE!
You could visit the Bee McDonald's but you wouldn't appreciate their options. Everything is nectar and basically pure sugar, only surpassed by the BeegMac which is the same but double the size😅
Hm, sorry but my german sense of „video relating to germany“ just kicked in and I just had to explain the joke: meet and hitting (like with a projectile) are the same words (treffen, trifft) and its a word play
0:40 USA: Oil Oil Oil Oil. ALBANIA NEEDS DEMOCRACY
Angriest countries: Least Angry:
Turkey Finland
N.Macedonia Estonia
Malta Netherlands
Poland Portugal
Me: Checks out
“ 2:46 “ turkey be like: HORNS BEEP EVERYWHERE SOO MUCH HOMEWORK SCREAMS OUT THE WINDOWS OF CAR. “Angry huh see how much?”
4:27 HE IS THE PRESIDENT
9:40 i noticed the "south" trees looked a lot like araucarias right before the Plot Twist
Hell yeah , Drew made it to show *Vibuti Narayan Mishra* in one of his videos 😂😂😂
"Two hunters meet ..."
We use the same word for meet and hit.
"Treffen sich zwei Jäger ..."
1:37 i think i know who took it....
*Looks at Black Panther 2018 movie villain*
09:50 Chile is just so ridiculously long that it's in basically every nature zone, there's not much of anything, but a little of everything.
2 funny thing for ya: 1. The czech vs slovak passport, the "cestovny pas", if read by a south slav, sound literally like "road dog". And a firefighter joke: world championship of firefighters, whoever puts out a building on fire gets x amount of money as prize. 3min, 2min. Time for croatian/bosnian/serbian(interchangable for joke purposes) team. All of sudden, their fire truck rides downhill at full speed, colliding with and completely demolishing the building on fire, crew jumps out and use whatever they have(water, coats, hats etc) to put out the rest. Time is 1min, they're declared the winners. Journalist asks the teams leader: congrats, you've won the championship in record time, what will you do with the prize money? Guy answers: first off, we're buying new brakes for our truck! :P
Petition for drew to hang the Albania flag day 1 for your local Albanian cause he haven’t commented
"Lets name Luxembourg dutchland" meanwhile germany in german:
1:18 Sry to my northern and eastern German friends, but we in northern Bavaria have the best beer🇩🇪🇩🇪🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩
(Edit: this Flag represents Franconia, not Poland)
4:09 in german it sounds better: zwei jäger treffen sich beide tot. treffen means in this sentence "shoot"
Day 12 of petitioning Drew to hang the flag of the glorious "United Republics of Jämtland-Herjeådalen and Ravund," in the background.
The national bird of the Netherlands is the grutto (black-tailed godwit), because long legs. And why the hell not? The males have an epic courting call which sounds like "grutto", hence the Dutch name.
4:26 He's president not prime minister
As a dane I can proudly say that the cat speaking danish was understandable.
don't let modern politics get in our 1000 year old friendship my dear Polish brothers. we'll stand together no matter what.. mongols, ottomans, russians, the EU, no one will defeat or opress us! "polak węgier dwa bratanki i do szabli i do szklanki"
love from Hungary
7:18 just making fun out of each other's language.
Don't you dare laugh at our devoicing when you have words like "porucha".
Albania: I just found some oil ! I'm gonna be rich !
0.00001 seconds later: knock knock, it's the United States
As a Brit I can confirm everywhere you go, there is a pub within walking distance
Not a single Canadian was present at the burning of the Whitehouse
Mr. Macron is the President of the French Republic, not the PM. BTW.
who is durnil and why was he drawn?
And then he gets kidnapped
Petition for Drew to make a New-Zealand ball (day 1)
If he doesn't make it that'll be the most realistic thing, after all New Zealand isn't on maps, so it probably doesn't exist. LotR was actually filmed in Middle Earth.
Yea baby that’s what I was waiting for that’s what’s it’s all about
Emmanuel Macron is not the prime minister but the president
dude in romania we consume more bear than wine wine is just 100 to much vodka 40 beer 2 dolars
As someone who actually understood that German joke, it was hilarious 🤣
0:17 mexicans also celebrating
We have a chocolate named Kopenhagen down here that wasnt even created by Danes
In Greece we say that if you make someone very angry you make him act like a turk
1:37
The (FORMER) British Colonies: Yes. ☕️🗿
Idk about others but I'd always prefer a Leichter Panzerspähwagen over a Bentley.
mit einem Flammenwerfer dazu??
I saw Czechia, i'm summoned.
Chile, again, showing why we are the best country in Chile 9:40
Chile, again, claiming parts of Argentina as their own (that part of the Perito Moreno Glacier is 100% on Argentina)
@@rustypwn Argentina took most the Patagonia off Chile, tried to take 3 more southern islands off us (almost going to war), claims the same spot of Chilean Antartica as Argentinian, and has threatened to expand into Campos de Hielo Sur more than once. But a random gringo youtuber puts a meme with a glacier marked as chilean and you start crying. Lol, lmao even.
Based Chile honestly. And then y'all wonder why we helped England with the Falklands.
@@bixo2595 🤡
@@rustypwn 😎
@@rustypwn learning history is dope kid, try it
Vojvodina was historically occupied by Hungary but population was always majority Serbian.
4:10 You probably heard this a million times, but im still gonna force the explanation down your throat. The joke is a word pun, because the german word for meet can also mean „hit“.
The more you know.
Ah yes, Bavaria the wine region
when drew uploades “thinkin about praying to this 🙏 🤨”
Saar soon we will conquer entire world 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
Jai Shree 2gb ran 🚩🚩🚩💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿
2:27 I literally do that for most countries lmao
Drew should learn finnish in doulinggo Day 15
Macron is the president of France, Borne is the french's prime minister. (There is no King in France)
i laughed at the hunter joke when the more you know thin apeared
9:55 the glacier is actually in argentina
Like the amount of czech memes in this one 👍
You better keep it up.
2:35 why isn’t france in black
Petition for Drew to put the Roman Empire flag- Day 152
8:39 my city in brazil was invaded once by the Dutch and the civilians had to kick them out (vitória, espirito santo)
2:10 well technically Arabic is the second most spoken language in France 😅
Nop, If you are referring to the maghrebians in France, you should know that they don't speak arabic but berber and they don't speak it either anyway.
Maybe you tried something but you missed, sorry my Friend.
I wanna hear Drew speak french now
Oui oui
Macron is President of France, not Prime Minister
3:33 it's Dutch light
Italy still pays pensions to orphans of Somali veterans today. .
they are committed to each other 😮
Fyi the german joke kinda works because the word for meet is treffen and hit (with a gun) is also treffen.
4:21 Emmanuel Macron is not the prime minister he is the president !
Luxembourg flag makes me think of a popsicle for the 4th of July.