Based off this and some other things in the video, I have a few alternate titles. Spiderman, who is also Satan, flirts with you for a bit and touches your face Satan tries (and kinda succeeds) to indoctrinate you into the Satanic boiz club You possess six souls, none of which are your own because you sold yours, and satan is proud of you for it A very chaotic face measuring (featuring spiderman and satan!)
Funny isn't it as I'm the same but what she said is so cute. I've actually thought in the past that Angelica has such a lovely, petite little nose, but then she said that and it's like oh.. we always want what we don't have! If you were seriously considering it, maybe see about nose fillers? It's non surgical but the results are so good! Xx
@@frankienew6966 I’ve always thought my nose was a bit too long for fillers and if I’m gonna be spending a lot of money on my nose, i might as well just go all the way to a nose job.
I'm getting confused by the "White mid-40s divorced wine mom english teacher" vibes that emanate from the background. It contrasts too sharply with your chaotic gothness
Some ‘chaotic asmr’ creators seem chaotic to start with but over time I get used to them. I’ve been watching angelica for years though and I will never get used to it
You are my fave asmrtist at the moment. You're not only relaxing but also entertaining. And I LOVE the fact that you are not standard but alternative and just lovingly crazy
Have you read her novel, The Light Was Good? It's just and extra dose of the wild and crazy things inside of her head. And it's a good read, but very, very dark.
At 0:18 just realised how weird what I tell people actually sounds. Because that's, that's what I legit say to people sometimes. (quick disclaimer: it never really seemed weird to me because I can't visualise and I have big problems with telling people apart, like REALLY big problems, I have to go by the voice most of the time, so when I see someone who just seems kinda "fascinating" I can get kinda "Wow dude!! I dig your face! Looks really unique! Loving those proportions! I've never seen this combo of facial features on anyone before!!". And I also draw people a lot so I'm kinda weirdly obsessed with human anatomy)
that’s not as bad as the hundreds of people who told me my features don’t match one another and i’m like a abstract artwork or frankenstein my whole childhood and still do
I haven't gotten tingles off of asmr for a long time, but your videos are so unpredictable that it distracts my adhd and I can finally relax and get tingles🥰
I love how in every Angelica video there's always something more. Like it can't be just "measuring your face" it has to be "measuring your face but i'm actual satan and try to convince you to join my bdsm club"
11:02 Angelica: "Demons can't really tell right and left... it's our indicating force" Me, a college student who still can't tell left from right without help of the hand trick: _My people?_
Don’t we just love how she tells us that she will transform back into her true form without her glasses.... but then proceeds to measure our face like she didn’t just say that WITHOUT the glasses? 😂 I do know that she puts it on later tho.
I relate to her so much- I’m new to this channel, I’m so glad I found my way here. The little bits of dark humor here and there Inspires me so much. I wonder what her zodiac is...maybe Aquarius, Virgo, possibly an Aries. Ooh, what is shes a Pisces..
hey quick note on the "ear rubbing" segment of the video- if you do this enough its also an efficent way of cleaning out ear wax. not only does it feel good, its also safer than using a cuetip in your ear.
Left hand makes an L, right hand doesn't! It's been years, and I still have to make the motion with my hands to remember, even if I don't look at them.
@@wizardlizard55555 Can I ask the reason why you can’t tell your right from your left? I had a friend that told me she couldn’t tell the difference either and I was like what lmao. I feel bad because I didn’t really get why.
FINALLY A ASMRTIST I ACTUALLY CAN BOND WITH ANG HAS THIS COMIC PERSONALITY AND SHES JUST SUCH A NICE PERSON AND i just realized i been talking in caps point is Finally an asmrtist thats not all about that specific roleplay she actually talks to you and just good vibes!
"of course i know, im satan, incarnate, we're all gonna die, so im going to measure-"
the roller coaster of emotion in this sentence is fascinating
I want to like this but it's a 666 right now..... I refuse to destroy it
@@agenderacademia594 lol
@@agenderacademia594 well someone did it anyways so you’re good
@@agenderacademia594 even though you commented 1 month ago-
Other ASMRtists do "unpredictable asmr" videos but that's just Angelica's whole channel
"I'm Lucifer" _one second later_ "let me measure your eyeballs now"
Me: "Nothing suspicious here"
👁👄👁
eyeballs? that seems a little vulgar. let's call them eyetesticles instead.
@@davegsux Sounds too gory. How about see circles.
@@DESP4IRGHOST sounds too basic. How about vision spheres?
@@divyaminhas844 hm yes
@@divyaminhas844 very visional able how about ?
I feel like every two or three months, the aesthetic of Angelica changes 100%
also her profile picture
Same with me though.😂
isn't that a common woman's thing?
@@davegsux uh no. it's a common angelica thing tho
I aspire to be like this
"It's black like my soul"
"Sometimes I possess other people"
I-🤣🤣💀
Angelica: “I’m Spider-Man”
Me: “I’m Batman”
I am groot
I am Iron Man
I’m dead - pool
I’m Thor
I am the law
Even Lucifer understands the importance of consent.
👌
This version of Luci is super chill.
Once an angel after all ✨✨
😂
well of course, consent is needed throughout the satanic bible
My hypothesis was correct... Angelica is spiderman.
Have a trophy for your correct hypothesis👉🏆
@@cherry_blossom5372🤝 🏆 🤝
LMAO
And lucifer
*Spider-Satan*
when i saw the title of the video i was like naah, there's no way that this is a normal measuring video from Angelica and guess what I was right
"do you have a soul? like, your own soul that you possess?"
me, a ginger: *nervous laughter*
It’s above 69 likes, you’re free to like now
Same
its ok you can always grab someone else's soul
I’m spderman
Don’t worry possession is an option I have some extra if you need on e
"Pointy noses are very underrated."
Are you flirting with me?
Based off this and some other things in the video, I have a few alternate titles.
Spiderman, who is also Satan, flirts with you for a bit and touches your face
Satan tries (and kinda succeeds) to indoctrinate you into the Satanic boiz club
You possess six souls, none of which are your own because you sold yours, and satan is proud of you for it
A very chaotic face measuring (featuring spiderman and satan!)
@@lilym-j4954 and also lucifer.
I can’t sleep if I have to laugh every 5 seconds
Hence why this feels more like parody ASMR most of the time.
Pointy nose me: (mind) GreW
"Do you have a soul in your body? No? Twinsies." LOL!
"I like pointy noses"
me: *has a round big nose* why thank you
me: *nose points in the wrong direction* fair enough
me and my button nose were just like 🙃 thanks
@@bee_creature HAHAHA
Same
My potato nose was like "I wish"
1:25 I’m super insecure about my nose and I’ve been really considering getting a consultation for rhinoplasty and you just changed my mind 🥺😭
Funny isn't it as I'm the same but what she said is so cute. I've actually thought in the past that Angelica has such a lovely, petite little nose, but then she said that and it's like oh.. we always want what we don't have! If you were seriously considering it, maybe see about nose fillers? It's non surgical but the results are so good! Xx
@@frankienew6966 i want more brain cells! :c
@@davegsux don't we all 😭
@@frankienew6966 I’ve always thought my nose was a bit too long for fillers and if I’m gonna be spending a lot of money on my nose, i might as well just go all the way to a nose job.
i find them very attractive!!! every girl with with pointy-er nose i know looks like goddess
I start to feel relaxed, then I get blindsided with the..lore?..behind each roleplay! It's enjoyable and relaxing while also making you stop and think
I honestly feel like Angelica is the definition of a Parody ASMRtist who started out ironically.
You can never really know what will happen during these roleplays
And I'm not complaining
I’m sorry but “what am I I’m Spider-Man “ is the best line ever
you heard it here folks:
she's spiderman
Don’t forget Lucifer and the reincarnation of satan😄
She missed her opportunity to say *I'M BATMAN*
Your profile pic matches this perfectly
I'm getting confused by the "White mid-40s divorced wine mom english teacher" vibes that emanate from the background. It contrasts too sharply with your chaotic gothness
@@JasonGoddard15 Oh
I can see that but its just another chaotic weird thing in this channel
I think they go hand in hand
the background is the most normal thing on this channel
No one can make agony and the dark arts as comforting or pleasant sounding as Angelica 🙌
power move: i start measuring YOUR face
Some ‘chaotic asmr’ creators seem chaotic to start with but over time I get used to them. I’ve been watching angelica for years though and I will never get used to it
You are my fave asmrtist at the moment. You're not only relaxing but also entertaining. And I LOVE the fact that you are not standard but alternative and just lovingly crazy
Have you read her novel, The Light Was Good? It's just and extra dose of the wild and crazy things inside of her head. And it's a good read, but very, very dark.
The flaw of being faster than light is that i live in darkness
"Black like my soul, do you happen to posses a soul, no, twinzies" that line got me dead
Angelica gives off the best tingles despite her strange videos, yet I still love them.
ok but subject aside, Angelica's vibe here is me at my customer service job during this pandemic
Angelica: I find them to be artistic
Me: how do you know I’m autistic?!
I’m so sorry I laughed way too hard 😂😂😂😂
No but I heard it too didn't even know she said something else 😂
I'm cackling 🤣🤣
You’d think I would eventually get used to the weirdness but no.
Find someone who looks at you the way Jasmine .M looks at that hedgehog in her profile picture
@@davegsux looool
‘we are whole.’
angelica please let me go home
The greatest trick the devil ever played was... tricking me into relaxing and sleeping by measuring me??
“Are you okay with me measuring your face?” “Quadruple check. Are you okay?”
That's a loaded question :’)
Amazing video as always!!
"Do you happen to have a soul?"
According to South Park, no gingers don't have souls
Bahhahahaha yessss
The way this video is the most calm and chaotic thing we'll ever see at the same time just hits different, it's amazing
At 0:18 just realised how weird what I tell people actually sounds. Because that's, that's what I legit say to people sometimes.
(quick disclaimer: it never really seemed weird to me because I can't visualise and I have big problems with telling people apart, like REALLY big problems, I have to go by the voice most of the time, so when I see someone who just seems kinda "fascinating" I can get kinda "Wow dude!! I dig your face! Looks really unique! Loving those proportions! I've never seen this combo of facial features on anyone before!!". And I also draw people a lot so I'm kinda weirdly obsessed with human anatomy)
that’s not as bad as the hundreds of people who told me my features don’t match one another and i’m like a abstract artwork or frankenstein my whole childhood and still do
Bro to that's actually really cool. Like, I bet it sucks but at the same time that sounds kind of like a super power haha /pos
Love these random "we're all gonna die" and stuff, my kind of humour exactly
Same 🥲🤚
Her: Do you have a soul?
Me, a ginger: well yes, but actually no.
Why is this character every art student I knew in college
how am i supposed to sleep when my favorite asmrtist is absolutely hilarious and makes me laugh
Your proportions is fascinating
You are breathtaking
Great asmr like always
I don't know why but this gives me tingles like crazy. i think its the fast talking but that's usually the case with angelica's videos.
I love Angelica ‘s energy lately it feels so good it makes me happy
Ah yes, 3pm. Time for sleep
my pointy nose and i feel very appreciated right now
"do you have a soul? no? twinsies."
I admire, respect, and totally vibe with the chaotic relaxing energy in this video, it's *chef's kiss* perfect.
I feel like this is just us passing time in the psych ward 😂
I feel like I'm going to lose my face after this session lmao
@ASMR With Kaydence thanks! mel is the best
I was looking for comfort videos but Angelica was all I needed this whole time
This is the first video to give me real crazy tingles in forever
1:55 this made me the happiest girl to ever exist in history
One of the more consistently interesting ASMR artists out there.
I love those dark random phrases and the constantly "are you *really* ok" questions
I haven't gotten tingles off of asmr for a long time, but your videos are so unpredictable that it distracts my adhd and I can finally relax and get tingles🥰
love this girl's personality
Why is this so comforting???
I love how in every Angelica video there's always something more. Like it can't be just "measuring your face" it has to be "measuring your face but i'm actual satan and try to convince you to join my bdsm club"
i was given no time to process anything that happened in this video. i love it
"relax your lips"
my rbf: it's my time to shine
every video she’s ever made is absolute gold
11:02
Angelica: "Demons can't really tell right and left... it's our indicating force"
Me, a college student who still can't tell left from right without help of the hand trick: _My people?_
Don’t we just love how she tells us that she will transform back into her true form without her glasses.... but then proceeds to measure our face like she didn’t just say that WITHOUT the glasses? 😂
I do know that she puts it on later tho.
Expert sales tactic: remind your client of their mortality before offering immortality in exchange for selling their soul.
I wish Angelica would do a really deliberate and slow ASMR. I love the fast, but I feel her ~vibe~ could really fit a slower, more relaxed style
I relate to her so much-
I’m new to this channel, I’m so glad I found my way here.
The little bits of dark humor here and there Inspires me so much. I wonder what her zodiac is...maybe Aquarius, Virgo, possibly an Aries. Ooh, what is shes a Pisces..
"I'm Lucifer"
😯 Lucifer finds my proportions fascinating?
i finally got earplugs today and i got extremely excited when i realized angelica has them in too
Am i the only one who thought poor Voldemort when she was talking about noses
Poor, poor, coco man. I'm sure if we looked we could find a nose that suits him. Do you know if he prefers tape or glue?
eh, I'm pretty sure you're the only one on earth who's ever thought "poor Voldemort"
@@wizardlizard55555 Honestly 😂😂😂
hey quick note on the "ear rubbing" segment of the video-
if you do this enough its also an efficent way of cleaning out ear wax.
not only does it feel good, its also safer than using a cuetip in your ear.
I love that you always ask for consent. Seems silly as it’s simply a video but I find it very comforting
I was just watching you!! Amazing asmr 💕✨
Angelica: demons don't have a sense of direction
Me, with no internal compass and really bad directional issues: panik
Her:“you have a pointy nose"
“Me with a button nose":oh ok
0:29
Do you happen to have a soul?
*silently lifts hand*
Not like someone else’s soul!
*silently lowers hand*
The Convo before measuring was 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
"What am I? I'm spiderman"
Truly artistic
This is like the best one I’ve ever seen or listened to
You honestly are really good at meditation walk through.
this is so chaotically relaxing, idk but i love it
Trying to go to sleep, not die of laughter 😂
Bruh this lady is crazy I love it 😭
i found angelica on tiktok today and there are people attacking her on one of the videos and i was like ???
what
wh why
why LOL
@@istoleyourgender7112 the tiktok talked about housewives and i dont think people liked it
@@attentionseekinng she mentioned it was her controversial opinion and a lot of people kinda attacked her
They don't know real talent
Angelica: What am I?”
*whispers*
😃🖤👏❤️😌SPIDER-MAN😃🖤👏❤️😌
I like how at first she's like
"I'm human"
And then it derails to
"I'm spiderman"
Then
"I'm lucifer"
And
"I'm Satan incarnate"
I was literally laughing so loud when you said '' what am i? Spiderman.. '' that my little brother thought i was pig who needed help.
Chaotic it's oddly calming
The way you made me feel comfortable with my big insecurity about my nose 🥲
I don't know my rights and lefts, guess I'm a demon 😔🤙
Left hand makes an L, right hand doesn't! It's been years, and I still have to make the motion with my hands to remember, even if I don't look at them.
@@wizardlizard55555 I can't even remember which way an L goes jdgxjsgjsgciduufhfcjsu
@@wizardlizard55555 Can I ask the reason why you can’t tell your right from your left? I had a friend that told me she couldn’t tell the difference either and I was like what lmao. I feel bad because I didn’t really get why.
You are one person that I NEED to play dnd with before I die
I never thought I could fall asleep to Satan telling me he likes my pointy nose. I guess I was wrong.
FINALLY A ASMRTIST I ACTUALLY CAN BOND WITH ANG HAS THIS COMIC PERSONALITY AND SHES JUST SUCH A NICE PERSON AND i just realized i been talking in caps point is Finally an asmrtist thats not all about that specific roleplay she actually talks to you and just good vibes!
your voice is so soothing !
i love how many times she asks us if it’s ok to measure and touch our face
this video has made me forget about my fear of mortality and make me completely aware of my mortality at the same time
I love how in every video she makes me laugh 😂
Has to be one of my favorite videos!!!! "We are whole." Loved it!!!
You can’t be Lucifer! I thought you said you were Spider-Man!
plot twist: Lucifer *is* Spider-man and has been the whole time
@@Ava-uo2nr holy shit
And Satan….
I’m 99.9% Angelica is on some sort of substance.