Next time, bring a recording of some old "I Love Lucy" laugh tracks. OR, A black guy doing rim shots. You are actually going to tell a joke, aren't you? Maybe do this act in a country where people speak English. OH............I know what the problem is................THE MIC IS ON!!! Ok, in future, let ME write your material. With so many baby boomers still around, why not do a cruise ship stand up routine. Jokes like, "Hey, (then louder for those asleep or with their hearing aids off) HEY! Have you seen those late night infomercials........Oh, wait, you're asleep by then but I'll tell you anyway. They're advertising a chair for senior citizens that when you stand in front of it, the chair ....slowly comes up to meet your butt. I mean, we all know that when you get past a certain age that sitting is just a freefall event. You line up your rear with the chair and then just let go! But then, you eventually do have to get up. I mean, that diaper can only hold so much. But those automatic lift your rear in the air chairs take so long to do the job that you might be dead by the time it gets you full standing. WHO has that kind of time when you're that old? GOOD NITE EVERYBODY! Remember, if you can, to tip your waiters and waitresses and where your room is.
Next time, bring a recording of some old "I Love Lucy" laugh tracks.
OR,
A black guy doing rim shots.
You are actually going to tell a joke, aren't you?
Maybe do this act in a country where people speak English.
OH............I know what the problem is................THE MIC IS ON!!!
Ok, in future, let ME write your material.
With so many baby boomers still around, why not do a cruise ship stand up routine.
Jokes like, "Hey, (then louder for those asleep or with their hearing aids off) HEY! Have you seen those late night infomercials........Oh, wait, you're asleep by then but I'll tell you anyway.
They're advertising a chair for senior citizens that when you stand in front of it, the chair ....slowly comes up to meet your butt. I mean, we all know that when you get past a certain age that sitting is just a freefall event.
You line up your rear with the chair and then just let go!
But then, you eventually do have to get up. I mean, that diaper can only hold so much. But those automatic lift your rear in the air chairs take so long to do the job that you might be dead by the time it gets you full standing. WHO has that kind of time when you're that old?
GOOD NITE EVERYBODY! Remember, if you can, to tip your waiters and waitresses and where your room is.