Fastest ASMR | Tailor, Haircut, Drawing You, Face Paint, Allergist, Librarian, Barista, Grocery, Bar

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024

Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @GibiASMR
    @GibiASMR  3 года назад +45500

    Dare u to play this back on 2x speed

  • @Jamie-2004
    @Jamie-2004 3 года назад +8114

    This type of ASMR needs to be a series with no finale

    • @m12334
      @m12334 3 года назад +97

      AGREED

    • @belitoms
      @belitoms 3 года назад +86

      PLEASE GIBI

    • @mayvalley
      @mayvalley 3 года назад +95

      Yes I love these!!! They’re the only ones that keep my focus

    • @clarissawilson3382
      @clarissawilson3382 3 года назад +24

      I agree

    • @viivv6230
      @viivv6230 3 года назад +12

      literally

  • @umairxd6558
    @umairxd6558 3 года назад +37790

    She literally wore more outfits in 1 video than I have in 6 months

    • @emmybrumbaugh9423
      @emmybrumbaugh9423 3 года назад +1552

      fr i've been wearing the same pajamas for who knows how long

    • @mtk1276
      @mtk1276 3 года назад +1453

      I used to wear nice clothes now I look homeless everyday

    • @BraxiBoom
      @BraxiBoom 3 года назад +361

      Different outfit every 2 days but only 3 outfits.

    • @itajordi
      @itajordi 3 года назад +241

      @@mtk1276 homeless buddies

    • @shadeparallax9847
      @shadeparallax9847 3 года назад +90

      I live with the law that minus use of a garment of clothing is 2 days and maximum 5 days

  • @letheduskraperesser2420
    @letheduskraperesser2420 3 года назад +5301

    It's so hypnotizing that Gibi talks and acts so quickly and clearly,thus,one minute passes like three.

    • @yesnt7298
      @yesnt7298 3 года назад +44

      Ok fucking Isaac Newton

    • @DeathstroketheTerminator
      @DeathstroketheTerminator 3 года назад +45

      The only time I saw ASMR where the "fast" gimmick is actually working and doesn't give me anxiety.
      Like how should anything be relaxing if it is fast but I guess Gibi can make anything give us ASMR

    • @unruelycayde4143
      @unruelycayde4143 3 года назад +61

      @@DeathstroketheTerminator yeah it’s weird, like she’s fast. But not necessarily super hyped up and fast. More, calm, fast, and efficient. That’s what I like

    • @sukisongs7946
      @sukisongs7946 3 года назад +8

      @@yesnt7298 how is he isaac Newton? Just because he text differently

    • @randompleb6877
      @randompleb6877 3 года назад +2

      @@yesnt7298 *understandable, have a nice day.*

  • @marlisaharris
    @marlisaharris Год назад +714

    timestamps༻
    tailor
    0:00 -measuring you
    0:23 -putting pins in you
    0:37 -marking fabric w/ chalk
    0:55 -snipping fabric
    1:02 -pinning together
    haircut
    1:25 -brushing out (asking questions)
    1:48 -spraying hair
    1:56 -cutting hair
    2:28 -fixing hair (finger movements)
    drawing you
    2:49 -drawing head, eyes, nose, mouth, ect.
    3:24 -drawing neck, shoulders, outfit
    3:33 -coloring it in
    face painting
    4:00 -painting your brows, cheecks, lips, ect
    allergist:
    4:53 -checking temperature
    4:58 -drawing on ur arm + putting allergens in ur skin
    5:29 -waiting to see what you are allergic to
    5:39 -nasal spray
    5:44 -wiping allergens off
    librarian
    6:04 -figuring out which book you want to read
    6:08 -showing you books (tapping and quickly flipping pages)
    barista
    6:39 -asking what kind of coffee you want
    6:56 -making coffee (coffee machine)
    7:19 -adding sugar + milk +stirring
    grocery store clerck
    7:43 -scanning + bagging ur items (tapping)
    bartender
    8:47 -asking for i.d + ur order
    9:02 -making ur drink
    10:01 -mixing it
    10:12 -putting it in cup for you
    follow the light
    10:34 -looking at nose
    10:40 -looking at light with eyes
    11:15 -checking small things + bringing light into and out of your vision
    🤍🩶

  • @liv-bi2hb
    @liv-bi2hb 3 года назад +2582

    1:44 “Just a little trim? Okay, we’ll take off 20 inches”. LITERALLY every hairstylist ever

    • @darcieleboff5289
      @darcieleboff5289 3 года назад +12

      It's fine that's only about half my hair, and it's Texas spring. I usually cut my hair around this time anyway

    • @keirashanahan415
      @keirashanahan415 3 года назад +1

      Yes sir

    • @FS.08
      @FS.08 3 года назад +4

      @Cali Lindauer just say the time like this 3:56

    • @mereldevisser7086
      @mereldevisser7086 3 года назад +1

      Trueee

    • @shayla.jewell7
      @shayla.jewell7 3 года назад +2

      @Cali Lindauer just type what time as numbers like.... 0:01

  • @avalundmark472
    @avalundmark472 3 года назад +695

    not only is her asmr INCREDIBLE, she even adds humor to it

    • @cestmoi8214
      @cestmoi8214 3 года назад +2

      She’s not the first to do that

    • @Lui1014O
      @Lui1014O 3 года назад +12

      @@cestmoi8214 nobody said she was

    • @Lui1014O
      @Lui1014O 3 года назад +1

      @Aurora. are you serious?

    • @Lui1014O
      @Lui1014O 3 года назад +2

      @Aurora. Are you five or are you female

    • @Lui1014O
      @Lui1014O 3 года назад +1

      @Aurora. or maybe both

  • @theoneandonlyjabutterdog
    @theoneandonlyjabutterdog 3 года назад +29210

    can we just respect how fast she can talk without stumbling over her own tongue

    • @Skye_PR
      @Skye_PR 3 года назад +4339

      Wait for the bloopers😭

    • @zoe-sw6ok
      @zoe-sw6ok 3 года назад +2243

      See at the "pointy pointy pins" I would've probably said something like "pinny pointer pints"

    • @joshiwashi4297
      @joshiwashi4297 3 года назад +546

      It’s kind of improv so it probably won’t take over 2 hours for each part.

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 года назад +419

      *Butter dog*

    • @bexmw
      @bexmw 3 года назад +310

      And while keeping comedic timing

  • @st4rumii
    @st4rumii Год назад +241

    it’s been 2 yrs n i’m still watching this video every fucking night

  • @juliaschinsky4722
    @juliaschinsky4722 3 года назад +836

    She's the perfect person to watch if you're not trying to go to sleep but just trying to take a nap. I'm in a super noisy house right now and I am so relaxed

  • @brittneyrenee1687
    @brittneyrenee1687 3 года назад +638

    “do you want it in a glass or right in your mouth” rlly got me, bartender gibi is my favorite

    • @gauthamjayasree
      @gauthamjayasree 3 года назад +5

      Angelica also has similar attitude. Both are my favourite

    • @MasonBrown-qq7oq
      @MasonBrown-qq7oq 3 года назад +3

      Bartender gibi is how I imagine myself if I was female ngl

    • @jamg9994
      @jamg9994 3 года назад +3

      Jamming

  • @silvermoonasmr7304
    @silvermoonasmr7304 3 года назад +3924

    "You got carrots, thats good for your eyes. You got bell peppers thas good for something and you got tomatos, that's good for throwing at people."
    I honked.

    • @emmybrumbaugh9423
      @emmybrumbaugh9423 3 года назад +68

      📯📯📯

    • @wearyoftheboogie5846
      @wearyoftheboogie5846 3 года назад +59

      The vegans and vegetarians where crying 😭

    • @itsjustalf7747
      @itsjustalf7747 3 года назад +23

      Your goose congratulations I wish I was goose

    • @stinkaafoott
      @stinkaafoott 3 года назад +11

      I canttttttttt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @andie_exe
      @andie_exe 3 года назад +8

      i legit laughed out loud and my parents looked at me like i had gone nuts lmao

  • @jennifercesario7050
    @jennifercesario7050 Год назад +20

    This was my first asmr video ever! I watched it a couple summers ago, and it’s just as relaxing as I remember!

  • @kevinyamachika4895
    @kevinyamachika4895 3 года назад +102

    Timestamps!
    0:00 - Tailor 🧵
    1:19 - Haircut ✂️
    2:40 - Gibi drawing you (you look great today btw!) ✏️
    3:46 - Face painting 🎨
    4:47 - Allergist 🔎
    5:55 - Librarian 📚
    6:37 - Barista ☕️
    7:36 - Grocery Store Clerk 🛍
    8:43 - Bartender 🥃
    10:27 - Follow the Light 💡
    These time stamps are also in the description, but I just put them here for the people who look for them in the comments :)

  • @stiles_simp7269
    @stiles_simp7269 3 года назад +783

    THEY ARE ALL SO BRUTALLY HONEST 😭✋🏽

    • @dhruvi844
      @dhruvi844 3 года назад +12

      Hahahahahha so true lmao

    • @chicken5756
      @chicken5756 3 года назад +7

      @@random_foo9712 ok? its their comment

    • @youni8268
      @youni8268 3 года назад +2

      @@chicken5756 OK xx snow xx tf kinda is that how old ar you

    • @laciw717
      @laciw717 3 года назад

      @@random_foo9712 ✋🏼✋🏼

    • @chicken5756
      @chicken5756 3 года назад

      @@youni8268 erm i'm 15 lmfao-

  • @moonlovesyouuu
    @moonlovesyouuu Год назад +60

    00:01 ~ 01:19 • tailor 💓
    01:20 ~ 02:40 • hairdresser ❣️
    02:41 ~ 03:46 • drawing you 💞
    03:47 ~ 04:46 • painting on you 💕
    04:47 ~ 05:55 • allergist 💖
    5:56 ~ 06:37 • librarian 💝
    06:38 ~ 07:36 • barista 💘
    07:37 ~ 08:43 • grocery store clerk ❤️‍🔥
    08:44 ~ 10:27 • bartender ❤️‍🩹
    10:28 ~ 11:28 • follow the light ❤
    11:29 ~ 11:45 • outro 🤍
    hello!! have a wonderful day/night 💖
    remember:
    you are loved ❤
    you are enough 🧡
    I care about you 💛
    you can vent here anytime 💚
    you are literally so beautiful 💙
    I am so proud of you for not giving up 💜
    I support you no matter what you do 🩷
    I LOVE Y'ALL 🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🩷
    don't forget:
    if you have meds, take them
    brush your teeth
    take a shower
    no matter what you do, just have fun ( ❤ )
    set your alarms
    do your skincare
    get comfy
    have a good nights sleep 😴💤
    ------------------------------------------------
    blank space for those who need it :
    I LOVE YOU
    GOOD MORNING 💕
    GOOD AFTERNOON 💕
    GOOD EVENING 💕
    GOODNIGHT 💕

    • @the1xdd
      @the1xdd Год назад +4

      Ughh omg the inspirational messages AND timestamps? Your too nice...

    • @the1xdd
      @the1xdd Год назад +4

      AND BLANK SPACE?

    • @moonlovesyouuu
      @moonlovesyouuu Год назад

      @@the1xdd tysm 😭💞💞

    • @the1xdd
      @the1xdd Год назад

      @@moonlovesyouuu yw

    • @kaydeejohnson2028
      @kaydeejohnson2028 Год назад

      You’re so nice

  • @UwU-ou3nc
    @UwU-ou3nc 3 года назад +2358

    "a piece of broccoli learning to be a superhero."
    miss girl just summed up mha better then anyone could ever

  • @Zaya20
    @Zaya20 3 года назад +188

    Honestly, the best Asmrtist in my opinion. She comes up with the best ideas and executes them perfectly. She’s such an amazing person, she deserves any and everything good to happen especially because these videos don’t have ads. 😁❤️

  • @keishadejesusdejesus5278
    @keishadejesusdejesus5278 2 года назад +2910

    She's relaxing and funny at the same time😭

    • @allukazam
      @allukazam 2 года назад +12

      frrrr

    • @CCVRRT
      @CCVRRT 2 года назад +10

      Why can I feel what’s happening in real life

    • @robv7433
      @robv7433 2 года назад +7

      That is kinda the point-

    • @keishaj4143
      @keishaj4143 2 года назад +8

      I’m laughing in my sleep lmao

    • @grimmsminoru
      @grimmsminoru 2 года назад +4

      Just a lil cut and a lil trim... 20 inches

  • @ThatGirlyFriend
    @ThatGirlyFriend 4 месяца назад +20

    6:21
    “we have a piece of broccoli trying to learn how to become a superhero”
    i can’t-🤭😂

  • @soggytoastmachine
    @soggytoastmachine 3 года назад +4744

    “That’s because I’m a professional” Literally me every time I wing something and it turns out okay

  • @braidedbygrace
    @braidedbygrace 3 года назад +3855

    It's how she casually says ridiculous things like
    "Come back in 17 weeks"
    "We will cut off 20 inches"
    "You need to stay away from pretty much everything"
    "By the ways this will cost 100 dollars"
    I love it😂😂😂😂

    • @novashimmer1
      @novashimmer1 3 года назад +149

      "Tomatoes? They're good for throwing at people!" 😂

    • @SophiaTheFirst134
      @SophiaTheFirst134 3 года назад +6

      Ikr

    • @SophiaTheFirst134
      @SophiaTheFirst134 3 года назад +22

      We have to take the Allergan off or else you might die

    • @Lucifer_Galas
      @Lucifer_Galas 3 года назад +45

      “There’s something wrong with your face!”
      😭👏🏻
      “Now we’re gonna play tic-tac-toe.”
      “Did you recognise I was the librarian bcuz I’m wearing glasses? You’re so smart!”
      “I’ll take this! **immediately throws it** ”
      “Bell peppers? That’s good for something!”
      “Ppl rlly get their hands in there! **proceeds shoves her entire hand down the box** “
      “stand back..! **aggressively shakes it**“
      “Do you want it right in your mouth or in a glass?”

    • @clqoudx9640
      @clqoudx9640 3 года назад +9

      Now do you want this right in your mouth or in a glass?

  • @aledkos
    @aledkos 3 года назад +841

    **paints my face**
    I have a face paint allergy-
    **allergist**
    I mean that works-

  • @laurakluger5509
    @laurakluger5509 6 месяцев назад +14

    i love it so much when she throws stuff behind her, it is one of my favorite tropes in animated movies

  • @randyysaraa5252
    @randyysaraa5252 2 года назад +1315

    gibi's asmr voice is so unique! she doesn't whisper really softly like the others nor does she talk normally its a mix between the two and its so relaxing!

    • @Fustrated
      @Fustrated 2 года назад +5

      True

    • @cursedcursed
      @cursedcursed 2 года назад

      commit cl_existence 0

    • @SRathbun10
      @SRathbun10 2 года назад +3

      Love it my little sister I showed her asmr and she said it was to quit so I turned it up and so I think the both me and her would love it.well I already like her!❤

    • @dankmemer6576
      @dankmemer6576 2 года назад +17

      @@SRathbun10 Reading that gave me a fucking stroke

    • @sammie.espresso2646
      @sammie.espresso2646 2 года назад +1

      @@dankmemer6576 basically, she showed asmr to her little sister and her sister thought it was to silent. they put the volume up and they liked it

  • @chickenmasterpiece367
    @chickenmasterpiece367 3 года назад +14271

    Plot twist: she’s so energetic that she gets fired from every job and this is just her at different jobs and your her last patient/customer before she’s fired

    • @emmybrumbaugh9423
      @emmybrumbaugh9423 3 года назад +439

      that's honestly so believable lol 😭

    • @SikaASMR
      @SikaASMR 3 года назад +71

      😯

    • @KendallLai
      @KendallLai 3 года назад +45

      lolllll

    • @CreativeSteve69
      @CreativeSteve69 3 года назад +93

      I had a similar thought in my head surprisingly enough that I was going to write down. But you beat me to it. lol

    • @jayvonsalahsush7093
      @jayvonsalahsush7093 3 года назад +51

      Why is this the best same vid I’ve seen this week maybe month( i think it’s the amount humer in it) this is freaking hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Edit: Im not even wearing head phones and this is still amazing

  • @itsrumexa
    @itsrumexa 3 года назад +5041

    REQUEST: Fastest ASMR with all Gibi’s original characters (Daisy, Lorelei, Tatyana, etc.)

  • @shiratorizawaontop
    @shiratorizawaontop 2 месяца назад +8

    ive unironically been watching this specific video every night for the last 2 years 💀

    • @TwoTPOT2763
      @TwoTPOT2763 Месяц назад +1

      are you my clone!?!? 💀💀 Cuz i do that to!!

  • @miazordani1091
    @miazordani1091 3 года назад +1879

    It amazes me how she doesn’t stumble over her words when talking that fast.

    • @kendal_rose2994
      @kendal_rose2994 3 года назад +56

      That's because she's a professional LOL

    • @miazordani1091
      @miazordani1091 3 года назад +14

      @@kendal_rose2994 True lol

    • @heptagramm
      @heptagramm 3 года назад +8

      Like Larry from the amazing world of gumbal: has insane amount of jobs and a proffecional in everything, but Larry doesn't talk too fast.

    • @--FIFY
      @--FIFY 3 года назад +6

      It's easier if its not scripted

    • @May-is-my-day_KYLE
      @May-is-my-day_KYLE 3 года назад +15

      She probably retook the video until she got it right 🤜🐄

  • @sunshineasmr571
    @sunshineasmr571 3 года назад +435

    I got tingles while in the car, going down a dirt road, no headphones, and my mom blasting music.
    That is how *powerful* Gibi is.
    *RESPECT THE TINGLE*

  • @expiredgroceries4372
    @expiredgroceries4372 3 года назад +330

    is no one going to talk about the bar segment? the ID literally said 'give drink :) ' THAT WAS GOLD

    • @qlanted8545
      @qlanted8545 3 года назад +9

      seems legit

    • @caianjones4630
      @caianjones4630 3 года назад +4

      Also the "no ice, because ice is too loud" 😂

    • @weeabooze655
      @weeabooze655 3 года назад +2

      “Me not 13. Give drink :)”

  • @Kawaiistarr345
    @Kawaiistarr345 Год назад +17

    Tailor 0:04
    Haircut 1:19
    Drawing you 2:40
    Face paint 3:48
    Allergist 4:47
    Libraian 5:56
    Barista 6:38
    Grocery store clerk

    • @Kawaiistarr345
      @Kawaiistarr345 Год назад

      Grocery store clerk 7:45
      Bartender 8:44 was that in my cup that's a potion
      Follow the light 10:28 I'm blind

  • @fattyratty7611
    @fattyratty7611 3 года назад +696

    "You want a black coffee?"
    "OH WELL THATS TOO BAD"
    *WISPERED SCREAMING*

  • @mogumogu444
    @mogumogu444 3 года назад +928

    "what are you allergic to?"
    "earth?"
    THAT GOT ME 💀😭

    • @citron4389
      @citron4389 3 года назад +5

      oh no you cry of dead person😔
      HAPPY [FUN]eral # wap 🍷🍷🍷🥂🥂🥂🥂

    • @stpd1866
      @stpd1866 3 года назад +1

      IM ALLERGIC TO FAKE MAKEUP🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @citron4389
      @citron4389 3 года назад +2

      @@stpd1866 me to it smelled like cherries so I ate it, I had stomach-ache later ☹

    • @temukisajimenez5582
      @temukisajimenez5582 3 года назад +2

      Bye I'm moving to Mars

    • @citron4389
      @citron4389 3 года назад +1

      @@temukisajimenez5582 mars is red and red tastes like strawberries so Mars is delishes

  • @lena.bobeena
    @lena.bobeena 3 года назад +148

    1:45 HAD ME DYING “ok a lil trim? Ok we’ll take off 20 inches. 😌” LIKE HOW WAS SHE SO CALM WHEN SHE SAID THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @mskira810
      @mskira810 3 года назад +2

      Ik I was like uh a little that’s a medium mam

    • @truckintom40
      @truckintom40 3 года назад +2

      "Spray spray spray spray.. this is just a little something to protect my floor from your hair" 😆

  • @omega6361
    @omega6361 5 месяцев назад +8

    that transition from the Tailor to the Hairdresser was great and its the first I've seen of it. Well done

  • @aeri.l1ynn_
    @aeri.l1ynn_ 2 года назад +4152

    gibi: we got carrots, good for your eyes
    gibi: we got peppers, good for something,
    gibi: and we got tomatoes, good for throwing at people.

    • @xavier5953
      @xavier5953 2 года назад +60

      If people think she talks fast they've never met me, I talk really fast daily and I don't trip over my tongue

    • @Levislittlelamb2
      @Levislittlelamb2 2 года назад +11

      Time stamp?

    • @Jaberrr-c3q
      @Jaberrr-c3q 2 года назад +14

      @@Levislittlelamb2 7:57

    • @OHTIJ
      @OHTIJ 2 года назад +11

      I got greens beans potatoes tomatoes lamb hog chicken YOU NAAAME IT

    • @peeyeeew
      @peeyeeew 2 года назад +3

      @@xavier5953 lucky

  • @Obeywulf
    @Obeywulf 3 года назад +180

    The amount of talent here is astounding tbh

  • @abbyluv2010
    @abbyluv2010 3 года назад +1053

    Now i have no clothes, no hair, a portrait of me, am in debt of 100 dollars, am dying, have a bunch of anime books, a coffee, bolonga, have all my problems solved, and can follow a light. Thank you Gibi 😂

  • @sadie19-19
    @sadie19-19 Год назад +12

    Respect how fast she’s talking and whispering also without stammering over her tongue 🫡

  • @chachajod3990
    @chachajod3990 3 года назад +473

    I am starting a petition to see what gibi actually drew 😂
    We want to see it gibi please

    • @sofiayzabellemanalaysay7343
      @sofiayzabellemanalaysay7343 3 года назад +7

      In another page, it was I think a fairy

    • @aarnarajesh8210
      @aarnarajesh8210 3 года назад +9

      Well I did see it! It looked like a elegant 5 year old drawing with the eyes not attached to the face. Going in my museum!

    • @mattdunn2652
      @mattdunn2652 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @addy_113
      @addy_113 2 года назад

      Yes

  • @toel33
    @toel33 3 года назад +521

    Can't imagine how many tries this took for each sketch haha

    • @aaronprice1497
      @aaronprice1497 3 года назад +4

      I'd imagine too many to count.

    • @jayvonsalahsush7093
      @jayvonsalahsush7093 3 года назад +10

      This had to be so frustrating to make but as always she delivered
      What more can we ask for Im sastifyid

    • @josephwilliamhack-myers599
      @josephwilliamhack-myers599 3 года назад +4

      I think it's sped up a tad.

    • @jayvonsalahsush7093
      @jayvonsalahsush7093 3 года назад +2

      Ok I do have just one more thing to ask did u drink the drink u made of not drink it in the next vid

    • @jayvonsalahsush7093
      @jayvonsalahsush7093 3 года назад

      @@josephwilliamhack-myers599 well only some parts o think u can sorta what was sped up and what’s not

  • @annie-cd8ny
    @annie-cd8ny 3 года назад +2019

    "Just a *little* cut? Just a *little* trim?"
    "Okay let's take off 20 inches."

    • @hubbbehype
      @hubbbehype 3 года назад +47

      Sounds the usual

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 года назад +31

      other day someone told me they’d cut one inch and ended up taking off six

    • @cartertoro3902
      @cartertoro3902 3 года назад +11

      My barber tho

    • @faultyiz8596
      @faultyiz8596 3 года назад +12

      @@screamindog8772 happens too often .-.

    • @angelthings5424
      @angelthings5424 3 года назад +5

      @@screamindog8772 congrats on your transition from mtf

  • @Death_Themself
    @Death_Themself 3 года назад +3110

    "Just a little trim? Okay we'll cut off 20 inches"
    The ACCURACY-

  • @adrianlopez4627
    @adrianlopez4627 10 месяцев назад +5

    I played it on 2 times and it's super soothing. Like when they talk so fast, it's so nice jibby. I love this. You should make more😊

  • @deathbyhadley
    @deathbyhadley 3 года назад +650

    Gigi: *Has like every single job*
    Barbie: Finally! A *worthy opponent!*

    • @isrealjackson5500
      @isrealjackson5500 3 года назад +6

      It gibi and yes true true

    • @samsingh445
      @samsingh445 3 года назад +11

      Johnny sins is feeling left out

    • @cloudyz9282
      @cloudyz9282 3 года назад +3

      What about latte?

    • @elliehanson7355
      @elliehanson7355 3 года назад +3

      or kirk from gilmore girls

    • @friknobbg4741
      @friknobbg4741 3 года назад +2

      _you made me remember Gigi Bryant 💀😭 You mean Gibi😭_

  • @mrawesome7725
    @mrawesome7725 3 года назад +1391

    gibi’s basically like barbie, shes a trained professional in a million jobs

    • @rachaellalchhuanawmi1497
      @rachaellalchhuanawmi1497 3 года назад +8

      Lovers her she's a living barbie I'm only 9 and my birthday is 2012 April 12

    • @EITANM124
      @EITANM124 3 года назад +7

      If you think about it every Asmrist is a Barbie🤯

    • @rachaellalchhuanawmi1497
      @rachaellalchhuanawmi1497 3 года назад +1

      @@EITANM124 your so right

    • @OhsweetOhno
      @OhsweetOhno 3 года назад +7

      @@rachaellalchhuanawmi1497 don’t share your age on RUclips mate. Also, tf you doing on this website? It’s for people 13 and up

    • @leahgrande507
      @leahgrande507 3 года назад +3

      @@OhsweetOhno he/she is 9, I doubt he/she knows what tf means

  • @ItsSkyLOL
    @ItsSkyLOL 2 года назад +2300

    I don't know why fast asmr exists but I needed it , it's funny as heck :D

  • @natfigs
    @natfigs Год назад +24

    personal time stamps of my favorite parts of the video (please ignore):
    0:00 tailor (complete)
    1:19 haircut (complete)
    2:40 drawing you (complete)
    5:08 applying allergens
    5:38 prescription and removing allergens
    5:55 librarian (complete)
    6:37 barista (complete)
    7:36 grocery store clerk (complete)

  • @livaround
    @livaround 3 года назад +699

    i love how the librarian described my hero academia as a "brocolli learning how to be a superhero" 😭

  • @777defeat
    @777defeat 3 года назад +657

    Gibi as a librarian:
    "A broccoli trying to learn to be a hero"
    Me:
    "I feel that"

    • @jodyramcharan2069
      @jodyramcharan2069 3 года назад +7

      I was about to comment that

    • @lightqlossed
      @lightqlossed 3 года назад +12

      Deku: AHHHHHH

    • @starseedbakugou6327
      @starseedbakugou6327 3 года назад +8

      Deku trembling in fear in the corner of the room because he thinks he is being stalked

    • @ChaosNVampir
      @ChaosNVampir 3 года назад +2

      lol haha

    • @lilbean9276
      @lilbean9276 3 года назад +1

      @@starseedbakugou6327 ,😐not funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

  • @bunanna8495
    @bunanna8495 3 года назад +292

    This is like when you have a dream that you felt lasted 30 secs but where literally a full life’s worth of events happened at the same time???? Here for it.

    • @vvs5665
      @vvs5665 3 года назад +4

      Like when you‘re half asleep?

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 3 года назад +3

      i have been having so many of these dreams lately because my sleep schedule is messed up.
      like, i will doze off for less than 5 seconds and have a dream that feels like it lasted a whole day.

    • @bunanna8495
      @bunanna8495 3 года назад +3

      @@HN-kr1nf same here 😩

  • @iamfamily5426
    @iamfamily5426 Месяц назад +140

    1 like= pushup

  • @caitlinm0929
    @caitlinm0929 3 года назад +531

    each "goodbye" or "thank you" at the end of each segment slowly gets more and more aggressive until one day she's just gonna slap us in the face at the end of one of these.

    • @miah8297
      @miah8297 3 года назад +39

      imagine going to the grocery store and the person checking out your items just slaps you with no context

    • @jae7746
      @jae7746 3 года назад +7

      @@miah8297 pls the thought of that has me dead💀

    • @florpequena2527
      @florpequena2527 3 года назад +12

      @@jae7746 i think the slap would too if she was aggressive enough

    • @caitlinm0929
      @caitlinm0929 3 года назад +4

      @@florpequena2527 that was smooth

    • @caitlinm0929
      @caitlinm0929 3 года назад +10

      @@miah8297 “would you like to sign up for our rewards program?” *slap*

  • @viditk.3688
    @viditk.3688 3 года назад +791

    "Just a little cut?? Okay we'll cut off 20 inches!"
    Why is that actually so accurate 😭😭😂

  • @ex.mily_
    @ex.mily_ 3 года назад +719

    “Do you want bangs” five seconds later “No you shouldn’t get bangs” 😂😂

    • @silvermoonlight82
      @silvermoonlight82 3 года назад +22

      The awkward moment when you already have bangs😳😂

    • @simplylori_
      @simplylori_ 3 года назад +6

      @@silvermoonlight82 This, I just got bangs and also the colour in the video is my exact colour so it’s really funny. Didn’t box dye it tho haha.

    • @aid2381
      @aid2381 3 года назад +1

      0.3 seconds later to be exact (I'm not even sure if I'm right lmao)

    • @silvermoonlight82
      @silvermoonlight82 3 года назад

      @@simplylori_ that is really funny 😄. My hair is a totally different color but I have had bangs my entire life 😂

  • @truckjumperdude
    @truckjumperdude 6 месяцев назад +3

    goated asmr video, probably the best in the fast series

  • @ur_mom4185
    @ur_mom4185 3 года назад +836

    Gibi: *"what was the lord thinking when he made you ''*
    Me: is it a compliment...?

  • @deerinwater437
    @deerinwater437 3 года назад +455

    Face painting her: “Would you like me to paint your face?” Allergist her: “You look really red and rashy!” Me: “hmm, I wonder why I’m so rashy, maybe it’s because I GOT MY FACE PAINTED!”

    • @ellybellyyyy
      @ellybellyyyy 3 года назад +3

      @@solojasonw1 same lol-

    • @Unknown-fl9go
      @Unknown-fl9go 3 года назад +2

      Lol, although I think they were allergic to the paint

    • @SkibiLogan
      @SkibiLogan 3 года назад +1

      That’s what I said in my head when I heard that

    • @not_kimmyyy
      @not_kimmyyy 3 года назад

      lol 😂

    • @emmadoll6651
      @emmadoll6651 3 года назад +1

      @@ellybellyyyy just wanted to say, your pfp is a masterpiece 🤌

  • @mckenziespann
    @mckenziespann 3 года назад +1551

    “Just a little cut. Just a little trim. Okay, we’ll take off 20 inches.”😂😂

    • @lesliebody2978
      @lesliebody2978 3 года назад +6

      lol i was gonna comment about that

    • @Heyyy310
      @Heyyy310 3 года назад +2

      Leslie Body sameee

    • @elijahharsh.
      @elijahharsh. 3 года назад +2

      @@lesliebody2978 SAME

    • @bleh7424
      @bleh7424 3 года назад +7

      I don't think I even have 20 inches of hair

    • @jiminpark6409
      @jiminpark6409 3 года назад +2

      @@bleh7424 Oh LMFAO-

  • @dxpperwoke
    @dxpperwoke Год назад +8

    this is such a weird combination of feelings. im getting tingles, getting really sleepy, but then as soon as she says something i wanna burst out laughing because it's hilarious.

  • @lilyrutherford5186
    @lilyrutherford5186 3 года назад +1039

    Gibi: “do you want bangs?? No don’t get bangs”
    Me with bangs: 🙂

    • @xeppio
      @xeppio 3 года назад +8

      I was looking for this comment😂❤️

    • @lilyrutherford5186
      @lilyrutherford5186 3 года назад +4

      @Fiona Hagan awww thank you so much! You’re so sweet❤️❤️

    • @poemeasmr5058
      @poemeasmr5058 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha😂💜💜

    • @emilycaulfeild5195
      @emilycaulfeild5195 3 года назад +2

      I thought about this

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 3 года назад +3

      Lmaooo I did my own bangs and still made them look good, I'm just built different 😂

  • @MrSkillcap
    @MrSkillcap 3 года назад +204

    When it's midnight and you have an important meeting tomorrow so you absolutely have to fall asleep in less than 12 minutes

  • @Ravenppmeowhahafunny
    @Ravenppmeowhahafunny 3 года назад +778

    “A piece of broccoli trying to learn how to be a superhero” the best sentence I’ve ever heard along with “a bunch of students trying to kill their teacher “💀

    • @R-Bob123
      @R-Bob123 3 года назад +15

      Loved that part! Those anime’s are great though!!!!!!

    • @xnwei5547
      @xnwei5547 3 года назад +4

      I HONKED

    • @imheretofixyourshittygramm4744
      @imheretofixyourshittygramm4744 3 года назад +5

      @@R-Bob123 Nah My hero academia is shit.

    • @lanbee9116
      @lanbee9116 3 года назад +3

      @@imheretofixyourshittygramm4744 go stfu, your probably a kid who thinks AOT is the best and only anime there is

    • @isaribi7589
      @isaribi7589 3 года назад

      @@imheretofixyourshittygramm4744 based king

  • @empower007
    @empower007 Год назад +10

    I absolutely love how manic you are in this!! 🤣 It's literally what my brain is like all the time! 😂
    Brilliant mic quality too 👏🏽 xx

  • @sideskull5955
    @sideskull5955 3 года назад +540

    “What was the lord thinking when he made you?”
    Bro, that’s exactly what my mom says when I break something

    • @Diegorodriguez-ns7eo
      @Diegorodriguez-ns7eo 3 года назад +9

      "Heyyyyy my mum told me that too. Wait..."

    • @AlphaCrystal21
      @AlphaCrystal21 3 года назад +4

      You mean "I'm gonna whoop your ass to another dimension" ?

  • @mea8938
    @mea8938 3 года назад +431

    “i can’t really afford more then one brush. btw this is gonna cost 100 dollars-“

    • @TheOfficialDirtyDan
      @TheOfficialDirtyDan 3 года назад +5

      I’d be like take: “TAKE THE PAINT OFF ME NOW!” And then run off tbh.

  • @preston-prezton5666
    @preston-prezton5666 3 года назад +858

    Hair stylist Gibi: “just a trim? Ok well cut off 20 inches”
    Me: “Bro my hair will go into the negatives if you do that”

    • @darkdevildhruv2842
      @darkdevildhruv2842 3 года назад +25

      Lol , no hair growth for 1.5 years 😂😂

    • @avawalker9269
      @avawalker9269 3 года назад +19

      No hair growth for the rest of my life.

    • @OverDamxge
      @OverDamxge 3 года назад +4

      Listen gooooooooo

    • @boogie7704
      @boogie7704 3 года назад +2

      Truuuuuueeeeee

    • @pixelintellect9215
      @pixelintellect9215 3 года назад +5

      I was thinking “bro? Just a trim?? Is my hair 30 feet long”

  • @AlejandraMendez-u8x
    @AlejandraMendez-u8x 2 месяца назад +2

    Gibi you’re already making me fall asleep in one second of the video😊

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo 2 года назад +2514

    She's like a cartoon character brought to life. So full of energy lol.

    • @Muppet1618
      @Muppet1618 2 года назад +13

      Yes she is

    • @tooyung5305
      @tooyung5305 2 года назад +5

      Tom & Jerry irl

    • @MrMarshmallow.
      @MrMarshmallow. 2 года назад +5

      Did she just calculate the value of the fish by checking the fish’s body with the laser ?

    • @manateees4lyfe
      @manateees4lyfe 2 года назад +3

      What if your pfp from cause to me it looks like sumo from the cartoon clarence

    • @ThatP3rsonAlex
      @ThatP3rsonAlex 2 года назад +2

      @@MrMarshmallow. she has magic since she already stole Barbie’s place of having the most jobs

  • @Alayahluvsmasonthames
    @Alayahluvsmasonthames 3 года назад +883

    “Students trying to kill their teacher” 6:14
    “A piece of broccoli trying to be a super hero”6:20
    “Oh this is you *a random derpy face that says “give drink* oh ok”8:48
    “Carrots that’s good for your eyes,bell peppers that’s good for something,tomatoes that’s good for throwing at people”7:57
    I lost it 💀💀💀

  • @ashariejones5918
    @ashariejones5918 2 года назад +2613

    I love how she says “can I paint your face?”
    And then she just slips in “btw that’s gonna be 100$” 😭😭

  • @beckettcarney8312
    @beckettcarney8312 2 месяца назад +2

    This somehow still manages to be one if not my favorite videos made by gibi

  • @arabella1639
    @arabella1639 3 года назад +469

    ,,a piece of brocoli trying to learn how to become a superhero''
    i'm dead💀

  • @mintyoon_
    @mintyoon_ 3 года назад +1788

    “Do you want bangs? You should not get bangs.”
    Also gibi: *gets bangs*

    • @Trafento
      @Trafento 3 года назад +13

      I was gonna comment that in a different way then one comment down i found this

    • @Trafento
      @Trafento 3 года назад +7

      Oh and btw 169th like :D

    • @francesjones6262
      @francesjones6262 3 года назад +6

      DAUM you didnt have to do her like that

    • @basantipradhan5558
      @basantipradhan5558 3 года назад +3

      Yeah right LOL

    • @jellyog_chaoscrew0v098
      @jellyog_chaoscrew0v098 3 года назад +3

      Oml i was gonna say that good minds think alike 😌🤟🏻

  • @adelineswihart98
    @adelineswihart98 3 года назад +710

    nobody’s talking about how absolutely hilarious gibi is, “carrots, that’s good for your eyes, bell peppers that’s good for something, tomatoes those are good for throwing at people.”

    • @cloudiicake
      @cloudiicake 3 года назад +21

      ikr, i was just like, "mhm.., yeah, same- wait what-"

    • @luckyshotgun
      @luckyshotgun 3 года назад +19

      My favorite is when she waves the flashlight in front of our eyes and says “Are you feeling better now?”

    • @cleojackson9815
      @cleojackson9815 3 года назад +8

      i nearly died when she threw the cotton over her shoulder

    • @adelineswihart98
      @adelineswihart98 3 года назад +2

      @@cleojackson9815 SAME

    • @AwestrikeFearofGods
      @AwestrikeFearofGods 3 года назад +2

      Yellow bell peppers are the best source of vitamin C.

  • @StainedCaptain
    @StainedCaptain Год назад +3

    “Okay so now we’re gonna play tic tac toe. Nah just kidding.”
    I love this humor

  • @psychultra3801
    @psychultra3801 3 года назад +186

    this girl has more energy than i do when im sugar high

  • @camm93
    @camm93 3 года назад +492

    “Just a little cut? A little trim? Ok we’ll take off 20 inches.”

    • @kathryn364
      @kathryn364 3 года назад +15

      bro its like that at every barber shop ngl

    • @emilycaulfeild5195
      @emilycaulfeild5195 3 года назад +12

      Yeah is this not every hair stylist?

    • @yoshee1708
      @yoshee1708 3 года назад +4

      i only have like 4 inches so i guess i won’t be able to grow hair for a couple years

    • @danieldoloski6470
      @danieldoloski6470 3 года назад +5

      @@yoshee1708 lol you'll have negative hair length

    • @Misphyric_
      @Misphyric_ 3 года назад +1

      @@emilycaulfeild5195 not my mother

  • @JEEPWRANGLER-cl2jb
    @JEEPWRANGLER-cl2jb 3 года назад +981

    i was half asleep then heard “this will cost you $100” and i shot up like “W O T ! ? “

  • @Howaboutyes11
    @Howaboutyes11 2 месяца назад +3

    THESEEE ARETHE BESTTT

  • @lizabee544
    @lizabee544 3 года назад +590

    “humanity attacking titans…kind of”
    LMAO

    • @isrealjackson5500
      @isrealjackson5500 3 года назад +2

      AOT Attack on Titan

    • @infobender
      @infobender 3 года назад +9

      Omg she is actually giving a spoiler but thats awesomeeeee

    • @dayanaqistina2395
      @dayanaqistina2395 3 года назад +1

      Lol i swear that

    • @bengisu7427
      @bengisu7427 3 года назад +4

      @@infobender not a spoiler if you don't know any context there, the name is literally "Attack on Titan" so humanity attacking titans is kinda accurate there lol

    • @noodles._.3352
      @noodles._.3352 3 года назад +1

      @Sophia Young lolz

  • @keishamariejorre7996
    @keishamariejorre7996 3 года назад +727

    "A piece of broccoli trying to learn how to become a hero"
    Deku watching:👁👄👁

    • @rama-ko2eq
      @rama-ko2eq 3 года назад +9

      I THOUGHT THE SAME

    • @fw.trynnn
      @fw.trynnn 3 года назад +6

      Time stamp 👁👄👁

    • @zydiac6931
      @zydiac6931 3 года назад +10

      @@fw.trynnn 6:20

    • @fw.trynnn
      @fw.trynnn 3 года назад +3

      @@zydiac6931 tysm

    • @Devlყ-f1y
      @Devlყ-f1y 3 года назад +4

      *My bf watching be like*

  • @autumn6554
    @autumn6554 3 года назад +1253

    “would u like a trim?”
    yes
    “ok, we will take 20 inches off😃”

  • @lobotomized_fishy
    @lobotomized_fishy 9 месяцев назад +19

    "Ok we'll take off 20 inches of your hair"

  • @clairefelix8076
    @clairefelix8076 3 года назад +218

    LITTERALLY CAN WE TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE THE TIME AND EFFORT SHE PUT INTO THIS AND DID IT WITHOUT STUTTERING-

  • @laylasummernights9841
    @laylasummernights9841 3 года назад +142

    "Just a little cut? Okay, we'll cut off 20 inches" Literally my hairdresser every single time.

  • @miel9151
    @miel9151 3 года назад +850

    "We will take off 20 inches "
    "There is something wrong with your face, there is no paint on it"
    "A broccoli trying to be a superhero"
    " tomato that's good for throwing at people"
    "A really hot butler"
    "Give drink -_-"
    "No ice, ice is too loud"
    I'm supposed to be asleep but I am laughing--

    • @kam4pres1dent
      @kam4pres1dent 3 года назад +9

      SAME😂😭💀

    • @camryngeorge912
      @camryngeorge912 3 года назад +15

      Don't forget
      "oH dId i gET yA?"

    • @Neo-gi5il
      @Neo-gi5il 3 года назад +3

      if that made you laugh you need to question your sense of humor

    • @miel9151
      @miel9151 3 года назад +15

      @@Neo-gi5il I don't wanna be rude but I don't think I need your permission to laugh at something
      So please don't be mean

    • @ReddieStar
      @ReddieStar 3 года назад +3

      I'm more invested in watching what she's doing than sleeping, pls she's so energetic she literally throws everything sgsgsgaha

  • @stevensimkins4395
    @stevensimkins4395 Год назад +4

    Timestamps
    00:00 - Start
    00:01 - Tailor
    1:18 - Haircut
    2:40 - Drawing you
    3:46 - Face painting
    4:47 - Allergist
    5:55 - Librarian
    6:38 - Barista
    7:36 - Grocery store clerk
    8:44 - Bartender
    10:27 - Follow the light
    11:45 - End
    Edits: Aloha!

  • @HeartsforChangbinnie
    @HeartsforChangbinnie 3 года назад +17774

    WHO Else IS trying to Fall asleep but wants to See what she's Doing 🖐️😭
    Edit:ITS BEEN 2 YEARS AND I DIDNT KNOW I HAD THIS MANY LIKES WHAT-

  • @bxbbles1072
    @bxbbles1072 3 года назад +465

    Gibi : “Piece of broccoli trying to become a super hero”
    Me : *Dying of laughter*

    • @daisyjackson6071
      @daisyjackson6071 3 года назад +11

      BRUH FR LMAO

    • @the_fandom_addict1825
      @the_fandom_addict1825 3 года назад +8

      Which one is that from

    • @the_fandom_addict1825
      @the_fandom_addict1825 3 года назад +7

      @@gabitanco I do get the joke, I assume she's talking about Deku
      I didn't want to watch the whole thing so I was just asking what it was from

    • @rae8832
      @rae8832 3 года назад +3

      @@the_fandom_addict1825 she is talking about deku

    • @edentheidiot
      @edentheidiot 3 года назад +3

      @@rae8832 they literally said they know who she’s talking about
      ‘I assume she’s talking about Deku’

  • @janelleriann01
    @janelleriann01 3 года назад +573

    “that’s because i’m a professional”
    **stares deeply into my eye**

  • @Deadly_Enough
    @Deadly_Enough 5 месяцев назад +4

    5:04 "now we're gonna play tic tac toe" I laughed so hard that my stomach almost hurt lol

  • @trippiehippie1993
    @trippiehippie1993 3 года назад +341

    all of her little one liners are killing me "ok now pay me" "what was the lord thinking when he made you" THE ALLERGIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bizzizizzi101
      @bizzizizzi101 3 года назад +5

      “A piece of broccoli trying to become a superhero” I CANT-

    • @botyukaribot6409
      @botyukaribot6409 3 года назад +3

      Its the "POP, its gone" for me

    • @toy3438
      @toy3438 3 года назад

      How she knows

  • @idk19536
    @idk19536 3 года назад +792

    “What was the lord thinking when he made you”
    “There’s something wrong with your face”
    “Ice is too loud”
    “You should not get bangs”

  • @julieeeee927
    @julieeeee927 3 года назад +309

    “A REALLY hot butler” THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING SUMMARY OF BLACK BUTLER

    • @naobinaries
      @naobinaries 3 года назад +7

      i was not even watching the video, i was just listening to it, but when she said "a really hot butler" i knew it was about black butler🙃

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez4500 3 года назад +1688

    "Tomatoes! Good for throwing at people"
    A classic line

    • @watermelonbear1316
      @watermelonbear1316 3 года назад +10

      I quote it every day

    • @poptart69
      @poptart69 3 года назад +2

      Very Classic
      Use It Every Day When I Have A Tomato 😌

    • @samruy7737
      @samruy7737 3 года назад +3

      Me And My Mom In A Market.
      Mom:What The Second One On The List Eh Sweetheart?
      Me:A Thing That Can Be Throw To People.
      Mom:Huh?*Looks At The List*But It's A Tomato- Oh. 😲
      Me:🙂...😏...😩

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor 3 года назад +2

      In an different universe rolling stones made paint it red a song about Rosso corsa and tomatoes

    • @CookieGaming2000
      @CookieGaming2000 3 года назад

      I can agrreeeeee

  • @Cannibal-Quartz
    @Cannibal-Quartz 3 года назад +1073

    "just a little trim? we're cutting off 20 inches"
    -Every hair dresser ever

    • @Cannibal-Quartz
      @Cannibal-Quartz 3 года назад +3

      @smâll. that sounds horribleeeee ..you poor thing

    • @Cannibal-Quartz
      @Cannibal-Quartz 3 года назад +3

      well if it works then it works *shrug*

    • @Venom_bitez
      @Venom_bitez 3 года назад +3

      SAME LIKE I ASKED FOR A TRIM NOT A BOBCUT

    • @ohmygodtheywereroommates7454
      @ohmygodtheywereroommates7454 3 года назад +1

      That’s the reason I’ve cut my own hair since I was 12

    • @quit3187
      @quit3187 3 года назад +4

      @@ohmygodtheywereroommates7454 That's impressive ngl

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial 3 года назад +7358

    POV: You've befriended the ADHD girl and have to now deal with their hobby swings every other week.

    • @fw_kknowledge
      @fw_kknowledge 3 года назад +194

      Imagine being verified and only having 1 like on a comment😪🖐️

    • @yasnnin909
      @yasnnin909 3 года назад +73

      @@fw_kknowledge sheesh 😔

    • @raccoo5364
      @raccoo5364 3 года назад +45

      I legitimately just came from your channel-

    • @fadeonline1384
      @fadeonline1384 3 года назад +108

      @@ynsnape6752 it doesn't mean everyone with adhd
      They are just known for hyperactivity, which gibi obviously displayed

    • @maximusekon146
      @maximusekon146 3 года назад +6

      so tru

  • @hulthunleap
    @hulthunleap Год назад +2

    when i watch this video it make me feeling sleepy and i love how u talk fast