FLOWER MORPHOLOGY, TAXONOMY & EVOLUTION Class (LONG VID)
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- The second zoom class taught on these subjects. Brutal in length at 4 hours, but a lot of good stuff is covered here. A great class for beginners. Don't stress on trying to understand or grasp all these concepts immediately - the point of this class was to plant the seeds of these ideas and introduce you to the concepts and keywords so you can later research and study them on your own, if need be.
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I paid around $5000 to a technical college for a horticulture course for a qualification, and I'm sitting here with my study book taking notes from Joey cause these vids are far better than any of my classes. Point is, thanks for making education accessible, dude.
ain't that the fuckin truth. this one 4 hour video has more content that some of the courses i've taken this year.
Joey knows his stuff - self taught, love for botany. Therefore he knows how to contextualize things to keep them interesting.
This is the future
Sounds about right i feel like i have taught myself more then any school ever could on just about anything im interested in
Lol yup
I have been following your channel for about 3 years now. Recently my brother in law was cleaning out his father in law's garage after he passed away and gave me a botany book he found. It's called Botany: Principles and Problems. It's a second edition from 1929. Seems to be an old text book, as it has peoples names and the towns they lived in ( in Wyoming) written in the front cover. Flipping through it when I first got my hands on it, I was struck by the fact of how much of the technical jargon that I actually understood. As always I appreciate you and what you do to educate blue collar slobs like myself. Happy New Year! GFY bye.
Awesome find, love old text books.
That's such a cool story. What a great find!!
Did you get around to reading the whole thing? Does the content stand the test of time?
This channel has turned me from a person who had a vague interest in plants and biology to a full blown amateur botanist in the span of a week. Checking out books and just guzzling ever bit of info I can find. It really has opened my mind to a whole different way of looking at the world, it sounds corny but it is definitely true. My wife is so pissed that walking through the park takes about 4x as long cause I'm sitting here staring at the bottom of a tiny flower or like "yo honey holy shit look at this acorn".
My gf always asks what I'm looking at, then quickly realizes her mistake once I mention "plant"
Well, this was fun and educational. Also, "Perfect Bisexual Flower" is gonna be my next needlepoint project.
I'm an aspiring biologist, I love your work and how you vocalize everything, its so real, keep it up man! I found your videos on FB and now I watch your videos religiously. FUCKING MINT
The longer this channel exists the more thankful I am for it. No shit Joey, thank you so dude!
Im a flunky ass drop out but found I love botany and plants, I haven’t figured out how to live off it so that I can do what I love but at least I can learn and enjoy even if I ain’t got a paper saying I’m educated
Just go be in the industry first, I believe in earning our spots in the community, I did labor work for wholesale farms, tended greenhouses, worked in nurseries, eid landscaping etc.
Now I'm at one of the best nurseries in Austin, making OK money but the future here is promising. We learn everyday and I get to talk plants and get paid for it. I came to this most recent one thinking I knew my shit, I quickly discovered that I am still very stupid. Lol
Oh yea and landscape design makes me a lot of side money (under the table of course).
Go for it dude!
@@riv6580 I agree. Shit, I sorted bulbs for a season. Even crap jobs can offer opportunity for learning. Def money in hort r n but I'm old & broken now lol
Hence the channel name lol 😂😂 just joking. Have you made any moves into any related fields? Hope everything works out.
My little brother was looking into medicinal botany, but he turned to nursing instead. Eventually I want to open up a nursery but that's way down the line for me. Just soaking in knowledge for now
Thank you so much for making this lecture publicly available! If I can understand 25% of the concepts and botanical words you are saying by the end I'll be proud of myself haha
Oh, thought this was only for patreons.
'I talk a lot, it'll go on for longer than an hour'
Understatement of the century 😂
It was a year ago when it was released, yes
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt you're too kind to us cheapskates.
If your interested in learning more about Geology, check out Nick Zentner. He's a Geology 101 professor at Central Washington University. Tons of videos on RUclips and he has even started streaming his Geology 101 course. Geology is a major key to all of this. Start moving continents and smashing them into each other and these plants better adapt... :-)
I have filled up three moleskines with Nick Zentner / Crime Pay But Botany Doesn't slash fiction.
Yeah he's cool. We follow each other's page.
I'd say Dr. Christopher White unless you're in the PNW. I find Zenter annoying as hell. White has tons of classes on historical geology
ruclips.net/p/PLgRoK-eyLjomaNEGNHjb1r8YWbUzVIskd
@@GorillaShells
Good question. Patreons got it earlier?
@@whatabouttheearth why do you have to put someone else down?
Hell yeah! I love learning about this stuff. As a kid I always wanted to be a Biologist and go look at shit in nature.
Now as an adult I can sit on my ass watching RUclips pretending to be one! 💎
You, sir, are the very definition of a citizen scientist.
86,000 collective hours of viewership and counting.....I'd say thats impactful. Your move to FB with the shorts is paying off in terms of sending folks here and multiplying the hours viewed The positive impact of that on all accounts ie its win/win for you (hopefully$) and us. The seed of discovery and awakening you've sown and continue to cultivate will lead to positive change on many levels. People who don't colour in between the lines rock. Thanks
I didn't think that I'd actually be able to sit through the whole thing, all 4 hours, without any breaks. You're right that RUclips is a toilet platform to be releasing this kind of content to, but I do appreciate you dropping it here anyways, it makes me want to check out your Patreon all the more.
From the heart, thank you for sharing this. Before i got injured, i worked in large scale wilderness conservation and habitat restoration type work for over a decade in the PNW (blessed big-time). I could also talk forever about, say, invasive species!! But, being someone who came up doing labor work, i never went to school for environmental studies and thus never learned the latin names of plants. Honestly, the people using the names seemed liked assholes and made me feel small or treated me as less than for not knowing. In the field you only need basic plant ID. But I've always wanted to learn more, especially now that im stuck at home miserable. So THANK YOU for making this subject not only fun, but approachable and delivered with authentic passion for the subject. You are a gem.
Also this reminds me, my lived experience working closely with the environments and ecosystems i lived in is irreplaceable. I only wish field work was truly respected as work experience. It took ten full years and a couple certifications for my on-the-ground skills to outweigh a degree. I got to teach teenagers ❤️and I then i got injured not long thereafter. Fuck that shit i could have been making a difference long before that, i always wanted to give back. Lol im depressed af thanks anyone for reading this. I do and have always loved our natural world so much. Cheers to anyone else who feels the same
Even doing the grandpa head tilt and squint. 😂 beautiful, champ.
In all seriousness, this channel is the biggest fucking breath of fresh air I've had in a long time, I've learned so much.
Literally just cracking up at that part as I was reading your comment. 😄
Good cheers to an Italian brother. My Nono came here to clean up gypsy moths and work on some estate as a gardener. My grandmother had me out in the garden and knowing how to grow my own food by the age of twelve! By 12 I found this really old book the local library was getting rid of for ten cents. Its been my freaking bible for the past forty years! During the 1990s I focused on native design, but as we know during that time everybody wanted imported plants that looked exotic and needed craploads of pesticides. I was ahead of my time with the organic approach but if people listened they would know that if you keep the ecosystem there are natural predators and you can plant native stuff to attract predators such as wasps and there are so many different types of wasps! The earth has been my life, my entire life and Joey you are doing an amazing job. I am so grateful for your hilarity in these videos and love how you are not afraid to be real. YOu sounds like you are from Boston/Italian.
I was honestly super jazzed to see the runtime on this video. Can't wait to watch today, and thank you so much for sharing!
Super fuckin jazzed!
I love plants
Absolutely Awesome Class!!! I learned more from this class than I did the whole year at a junior college yrs ago!!! I grow orchids, miniature orchids now... This is a great subject to many of us that grow them. Thank You....
Wish I could float you some funds, but disability doesn't pay much to begin with... But I did share this with my Twitt orchid grower's and a few others. 👍🙂
How I wish teachers were this brutal and straight forward back when I was in school. There would have been perfect attendance in each class.
I was in this class, and I’m glad that you posted this publicly
Thanks for doing these! Really educational
Thank you Tony I am a university graduate horticulturist graduated in 1973, where botany was one of the subjects studied, yet I always learn something new and interesting from your videos. I have certainly enjoyed viewing your videos you made of your trip to South Africa. I do not have time to watch now but I will view it later because I am sure to both enjoy it as well to learn new and useful things
Every damn video on this channel are consistently winners of the race for quality content.
Thanks, for sharing your time and talent, and crass vocabulary keeps it real.
Thank you for taking the time and effort to make this class. When I had to look up what atrophy meant I knew it was time to start hitting the mental gym
Long video but totally worth it. I'm still not all the way through it but it's great for people like me who are trying to get away from common names.
Not often you see someone that looks EXACTLY as imagined from their voice.
10/10 orator, keep on spreading knowledge you fantastic nerdy guido!
You should become a professional teacher, Joey. If not a prof, start your own school. You're an excellent communicator.
4 hours of CPBBD. My cup runneth over in the new year.
Love your crusty intensity! And yeah the basics are concise and and necessary to appreciate the examples. Maybe just an entire video on fuzz
Bro, I’m at the intro, I love that you are so real, no airs, no bullshit, just pure Joey. A rare cat these days, mad skilz!! Hope your 2022 is awesome
Ahhh yeah! Learning so much. Thanks so much for this. I studied plants for my biological sciences degree back in the 1980’s, but forgotten so much. Cheers, from Southern Oregon ❤️🙏👍
So, so thankful that you put this video up for everyone to learn from!!! I really appreciate each and every one of your amazing videos!!! You crack me up and what better way to learn!!!
Side note...way to make all Chicagoans proud! ;)
YAS! More long form content please. We love and appreciate you Joey! Gfys
Incredible, this is so helpful for a horticulture correspondence course I'm doing. Thanks so much & more of this sort of thing please!!
What a gold mine of knowledge! Thank you so much for being so generous.
You’re pretty good human as far as humans go.
Grateful for the gratuitous education. We need it!
Love the information and passion you have for your videos. I'm amazed with the desolate places you go to. You, hiking down at night, with a flashlight, in the Santa Cruz mountains area, is stunning.
I never before, paid so much attention to the plants and flowers that I would walk past. I do now. So glad I came across your videos. Love this one.
Thanks for making this public. Did not put me to sleep at all.
Thank you so much! will be listening to this throughout the week at work!
He's brilliant he just engages you from the get go..they broke the mold when they made Tony..but I'm so glad he's explaining everything in a way I can understand
I love learning this stuff, thanks for posting it!
Greetings from Italy mate! Just found your channel few days ago, you are a master, simply love the contents as well your approch LOL. Subscribed!
and thanks joey, your videos are game changers. first channel i've ever felt compelled to subscribe to.
Who needs college courses when you can learn more here from Joey in 4 hours than in weeks of classes on these subjects
Hell yeah bro keep it going this is gold right here so much knowledge to soak up I been watching bits and peaces of this video all day taking notes thank you dude
Pissed I missed this one because of work but damn this was informative! Thanks man!
Still a ways away from botany crawls in Chicago, so doing my proper prep watching this vid, which I will no doubt be revisiting several times before the spring. Been watching your vids for the last couple of years, and soaking in a bit at a time, while I walk the trails in the South Chicago/Calumet area preserves and dunes. Thank you for all that you do and so generously sharing your knowledge with us.
Loving these long-ass videos
"Vinnie mixed a bad bag of concrete" Ahahahaha!
I took very nearly a minor in college level Botany years ago. And it has been a hobby/interest since then. I wish I had attained any level of knowledge that you demonstrate,
Just keep doing it! You can teach yourself
never to old to accumulate knowledge. Helps keep the mind sharp - especially in this Tiktok generation.
Tony. You're fantastic..so glad I found you're page..love the way you explain everything... you're just great
Thanks!
Feed my brain Joey thank you .
I needed this so bad lmao I would actually be willing to go to college if this guy was my teacher for every class
It sounds like when we know the latin botanical names we gain access to the encyclopedia of the plant family? That is a good encouragement to learn this botanical language.
It’s not as hard as it seems
Knowing Latin unlocks plant & medical knowledge. It's been a huge help in learning & understanding well past those though.
Ooh! Exciting! Got this on my watchlist!
Listened to this while at work. So information packed and really easy to understand. Thanks for this vid!
50:25 - you could make friends with someone who flies a drone, ideally with a hi-res macro camera. or you could learn to fly a drone yourself. whenever i see a plant that I can't get close to - be it up a sketchy cliff, or at the bottom of a steep canyon, or on my grouchy neighbor's property (jk) - i can get my brother to fly his drone right up next to it, and either land or hover, and then take relatively high quality photos/video of the particular specimen (as well as wildlife/soil/geology/terrain/landscape/etc) that may not be accessible otherwise. obviously, "get a drone" is not a quick or simple or easy solution, but drones can be such versatile, powerful tools for exploring/surveying/recording, using one is an option worth considering.
It becomes a bit harder to run from the cops when u gotta lug around drone stuff too :p
A drone could be super useful for this channel. Although I think I recall seeing some drone shots? ... in Texas, though, you run the risk of a Texan freaking out and blasting your drone out of the sky with a shotgun. 😊
Thank you so much. Trying to expand my knowledge on Morphology and you break this down in a way that's fun and easy to understand. 😊
that was great fun, thanks for sharing
Great information as always brother. Been enjoying the content on your channel too. Kind of jealous of all the places you get to go though. This lecture is making me reopen my copy of plant systematics.
Thank you so much for putting this up here!
Late Holiday gift- what a surprise. Thank youuuuuuu!
Thanks for this Joey!
love that he spends 3 hours with his shirt off showing off his fave plant pics, then when he stops and does boring unsexy question time he then puts his shirt on
please share your knowledge man this is gold keep it up
From Australia :)
Well there goes 4 hours of my day. Thanks bruh.
I’m very stoked about this
Thank you so much for this!
I'm gunna have to buy more stickers and art now. I even thumbed the video, sheesh. You are a fucking hero Joey.
This is great, Tony. I dont know how much the students got out of it, but I'm learning tons. Nearly three hours into it now :)
And I'm just a 41yo layabout
Here's what I like about this fuckin guy:
- He genuinely cares about his field, and also about the world, and also about people.
- He's actually an expert in this shit and he can speak about anything related to it for an extended period of time.
- He wants to teach people the shit he knows and he does it with passion.
- He's not afraid to relate botany to current events and modern society - because you know what? They're irrevocably intertwined and ignoring it would be fucking stupid.
- He's practical. A textbook that costs $100+? Yeah, you can find it somewhere else. City property that's being planted in a dumb fuck way? Let's fix that 9 years ago. Border patrol tent 100 ft from you? Let's film it and talk about what they're doing in there.
This fuckin guy is my spirit animal. I wish more people cared about shit that matters and didn't give a fuck about shit that doesn't.
Bro I agree soo fucking much. I literally had the same thought today watching him. I literally said this man is my spirit animal. Like he's vulgar as fuck but truly cares about plants and life. That is me. I want to hangout with him so bad 😂
Thanks so much for this video…. Made it all the way!!! Appreciate you!
It took me a week off and on to finish the whole video but well worth it!!!
I'm still going...
Thank you for this. I learnt so much.
Read my Mind after seeing the Nursery video... CRIME PAYS
I've really enjoyed watching this. Thank you.
Awesome presentation.
I know this is well after the video aired but at around 47:45 and at another point earlier, you say that amborellas are more closely related to conifers than other flowering plants because it is at the base of the tree. In reality it is equally related to all flowering plants(as the most basal member) but shares a closer common ancestor with angiosperms than with gymnosperms.
Sweet!!! Thank you so much!!!!
Wow, you legend. Thank you!
Thank you for this gem!
Ah! I wish I didn’t have to work. Id MUCH rather spend my morning learning this rn. I would totally have studied botany if my profs were like this in school.
Thanks Joey! Very informative content.
Like the format! thanks for doing this.
I feel like I live in "vine" central tons of ipomoea sp. Its cool to see the competitive advantage they get in their natural habitat.
Great vid, thanks Joey!
Very good content. Appreciate your channel 🤩
With this video i learn a lot, more from soils👍
I appreciate this, thanks
I have seen deciduous trees in Louisville, Kentucky drop some of their leaves as a response to drought.
"If you're a rabbit and eat mescaline you're going to have a bad fuckin time."
Here for it! 💚💪🏽
I freaking love how scrungy your face gets when you try to figure out the internet box.
I would totally eat up more of these lectures.
thanks Joey...much enjoyed
I'd suggest 'A Dictionary of Ecology, Evolution and Systematics' by Lincoln, Boxshall and Clark
I got my copy in Amazon for $7.00
Video saved. No doubt I'll be rewatching. Thanks. GFY prick! 💚
Another tool we have now, if you're having a hard time understanding journal articles -- upload the paper to one of the big language models, Gemini, ChatGPT, Claude, etc. This is one thing they really are good for; you can tell the model to summarize the paper at whatever level of sophistication you want. The models don't really confabulate if they are drawing from a specific source.
I've tested this on subjects I know quite a bit about (I have a linguistics background), and the summaries were very high quality and all-around a lot better than what I could have produced.
Fuck man I wanna do what you do brotha, if you ever need a cameraman or something I got you. I’m in San Diego been grafting and collecting a bunch of trichocereus as a 20 yo the more I learn the more I realize I don’t know shit. Fuck going to school man, your work is fucking inspiring and vast I wish I could hold as much info in my head as you Godamn
oh my GOD how have i never seen this!?!?! holy shit i'm gonna go make tea and grind this out