I can’t help notice that Greg is currently available yet he likes no one, a clear indication that he just wants to get a date for the “coolness” but not because he’s actually searching for love
Greg is probably the most evil, hateful, and delusional person that ever came into this fictional world. Fredgly would be in a polycule centuries before someone would talk to Greg.
I remember spenting 20 minutes straight examinating the chart and trying to remember where every single person in it has apeared in the previous books. And now, im not proud at all to say, that i forgot what were the results of such a investigation
Maybe, but his desire to be friends with Rowley again was almost solely fueled by self-interest. In fact, nearly all of his significant actions and choices were made because he was selfishly motivated by certain things. I’m not writing an in-depth explanation on this, but to summarize, Greg is motivated mostly by self-interest to be friends with Rowley.
these charts should be used/made more often one cannot go with basic shipping, they need to make actual charts about things rather than "oh they get together bcuz yes" and arguing about whom gets whom
if it interests you, i suggest searching up homestuck's love system. got ur hate-love, besties, normal love and "im making sure these two dont rip eachothers throats out" all covered
yeah i know that one, its a really useful, complicated one that needs to be taught to shippers we might aswell have shipping scholars designated for the purpose of fandom stability through teaching potentially complicated and more stable shipping systems
In my high school at least, it's pretty common to see who's dating who or who likes who just by observing. And of course, teenage gossip would spread that shit like wildfire. I'd say it's pretty normal for Greg to know the romantic status of the students since we can assume the reasons I stated happened.
@@Red-mo2uo Given the art style, it makes sense for the tables to look the same. Not a lot of middle schoolers are passionate enough about tables to pay attention to slight differences...or maybe the middle school just uses the same tables for everything. Uniformity and all.
And the Fregley-Ruby connection which Greg said it was a "Match made in heaven",but at one point an arrow saying "Bit"can cause itself to break a little,and it is said that Greg slipped a note to not put me with her,and it was true.It.also happned in the School Dance where anyone just walked out,and Ruby was still here,Greg says he didn't want to get bit,so that explains why.
I don't know shit about filing taxes or the current landscape of politics, but I can atleast now say I understand the relationship status of fictional characters from a book. It was a productive day.
I remember reading the book, analyzing the chart and then not thinking much of it afterwards. It’s amazing how the love chart actually tied to the book’s story.
@@ColeEclipseBryce and holly most likely appear to be dating in book 19. But thats just a theory, a book theory. Also, they both haven’t appeared in a while, so Bryce and holly are likely to have a redemption ark in hot mess.
You’ve never had someone crushing on you THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT. Trust me, those things go unsaid far, far more often than they’re ever acknowledged. I guarantee, someone has liked you. Don’t feel bad about it.
Eh I know that they’re been people who had crushes on me but I’ve either been too much of a coward to do anything about it or life just made it impossible for me to have a relationship at the time.
While i don't throw things at my friend's whole they're riding a bike down the road, my sister does say she thinks I'm a sociopath so.. i gotta say yes
The Third Wheel is my personal favorite was because it had one of the most character driven story in the series. In fact, if they decided to make a movie right after Dog Days, it would have to be the Third Wheel. They could've introduced many new characters and the early 2010s had a lot of young actors to choose from if that movie ever got made. I can see Mary Mouser as Abigail and Kira Kosarin as Ruby.
As a proud founder of the Washington No bitches Association, I recruit Greg as a D1 scholar athletic for the NBA at the No bitches Institution of technology. He would fit in NIT just like myself and the others.
Greg is currently available, I definitely relate to him, almost all of the girls in my grade are taken or broke up and don't want to go out with a boy.
In all fairness, one of the main points about Greg is that he is *not* a good person. Judging by that, and what the creator has said, Greg doesn't deserve a girlfriend.
I’m not getting into romance or proms during high school. I will more likely find the love of my life in the real world rather than in my early years, I also just wanna stay home and game with the boys.
@@makssachs8914 Highschool romance is not everything, very few couples in highschool actually move on and get married. I want to focus on what is most important now so I can support true love later on in life. You should know that not everyone is up for it. If someone doesn't want to do it, you shouldn't push them.
Bryce obviously is gay and that is why we never saw him at prom. Years later he will hook up with Greg according to the timeless classic "Diary of a wimpy lid: 25 years later"
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I can’t help notice that Greg is currently available yet he likes no one, a clear indication that he just wants to get a date for the “coolness” but not because he’s actually searching for love
Aro/Ace life✨
He's like 11 XD
@@jocelynecupcake He’s about 13-14 and most of his classmates have dates
story of my life
Greg is a sociopath anyway
Despite all the mistakes in the series, it's still cool how Wimpy Kid has some cool hidden details like this
Definitely!
Wait, there were mistakes?
@@getjinxed101 Just watch the videos Toviyanondo makes, and you'll understand
its a stellar book series lol
the 666 likes
Never thought about that love chart so its nice to know that someone is thinking deeply about this unfinished chart. Great video!
Thank you so much!
yeah, this is actually really impressive
The fact that fregly even got with someone before greg is actually kind of impressive
And kinda sad, for Greg at least.
Greg is probably the most evil, hateful, and delusional person that ever came into this fictional world. Fredgly would be in a polycule centuries before someone would talk to Greg.
fregly may be weird, but he’s not a jerk
Interesting, to say the least.
@@LelouchOnTwi don’t feel bad for greg. he is a genuinely horrible person if you read into the books more
Thank you for recording the ethnic tensions in former Yugoslavia. This was extremely informative.
😂
Best comment 🤣🤣
Kosovo is Macedonia
Wait what
And Kosovo is independent but belongs to albania
😂😂😂
I never thought someone would think so deeply over a simple love chart and for all of this, you have done well.
Thank you! 😊
I remember spenting 20 minutes straight examinating the chart and trying to remember where every single person in it has apeared in the previous books. And now, im not proud at all to say, that i forgot what were the results of such a investigation
at least Greg was willing to take Rowley back when Abigail left him
“I’m not Gay, Greg.”
True
@@SuicidalPi.314 Broke my heart
@@SuicidalPi.314 Greg in shambles
Maybe, but his desire to be friends with Rowley again was almost solely fueled by self-interest. In fact, nearly all of his significant actions and choices were made because he was selfishly motivated by certain things. I’m not writing an in-depth explanation on this, but to summarize, Greg is motivated mostly by self-interest to be friends with Rowley.
these charts should be used/made more often
one cannot go with basic shipping, they need to make actual charts about things rather than "oh they get together bcuz yes" and arguing about whom gets whom
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
Agreed
if it interests you, i suggest searching up homestuck's love system. got ur hate-love, besties, normal love and "im making sure these two dont rip eachothers throats out" all covered
yeah i know that one, its a really useful, complicated one that needs to be taught to shippers
we might aswell have shipping scholars designated for the purpose of fandom stability through teaching potentially complicated and more stable shipping systems
Jeff is incredibly good at following things up and writing with consistency, I would have forgotten who’s with who.
“Currently available”
Don’t worry, I feel you Greg😭✋
Same here 😞
@@toviyaondo do you want to be? I mean ur cute
@@BaulFoodmanedits LMAOOO?? 😭😭💀
@@BaulFoodmanedits shooting your shot 💀
It’s ok I’m single too but I’m fine with it cause I love myself
Why and how does Greg know all this in the first place... just further proof of Greg’s sociopathic tendencies 💀
Maybe his loveless existence compels him to eavesdrop.
In my high school at least, it's pretty common to see who's dating who or who likes who just by observing. And of course, teenage gossip would spread that shit like wildfire. I'd say it's pretty normal for Greg to know the romantic status of the students since we can assume the reasons I stated happened.
For someone who doesn't have any friends aside fr Rowley, Greg is very observant about other people's livelihoods.
@A Zee he definitely likes gossip. He loves going to the hairdressers for that exact reason.
I think majority of us are in the same boat as Greg right now lol
expect most of us arent simps
@@virturegd5247 some people are though... MM MM my cousin
Wat
@@virturegd5247 Are you sure you can speak for all of us?
@@virturegd5247 Greg’s a simp? Since when
from 2007 to 2022, it has been 14 years and yet he still has no girlfriend. is Greg going to be a loner forever?
Probably.
Or probably he is going to be a villain just like Arthur Fleck
Hey now, some of us have been single that long too... 😢
I'm not gay, Greg.
@@Abigzerolol "I used to think my book was a journal. Now I realize, it's a diary."
I had no idea Jeff Kinney kept so many tabs on his continuity.
1:51 there is a mistake. The distance from the table to the wall changes between pictures.
Well it is a drawing so it doesn't have to be perfect
There’s also no door I’m the top so maybe identical table, different room
@@Red-mo2uo Given the art style, it makes sense for the tables to look the same. Not a lot of middle schoolers are passionate enough about tables to pay attention to slight differences...or maybe the middle school just uses the same tables for everything. Uniformity and all.
And the Fregley-Ruby connection which Greg said it was a "Match made in heaven",but at one point an arrow saying "Bit"can cause itself to break a little,and it is said that Greg slipped a note to not put me with her,and it was true.It.also happned in the School Dance where anyone just walked out,and Ruby was still here,Greg says he didn't want to get bit,so that explains why.
I had multiple heart attacks trying to read that message.
i had multiple heart defense
just kidding my leg couldn't defens
edet: sorry for bad englesh
engleash is my first languagen't
@@no-one-1
Thank you for giving me memory loss I am very grateful
My mind has exploded on this comment. No hate but like whaaaaa-
I’m assuming Ruby likes to bite or likes Greg…
This reads as if it was AI-generated.
Anyone kind of surprised how Greg literally knows everything?!
Well, there is a reason why he's maidenless
@@oroshithegodeater2590 No maidens will do that to you
Probably some of it is from the ladies at the beauty salon
He literally knows every person's first and last name
He is a sociopath 💀
love how it ends with “Greg is still currently available”
I don't know shit about filing taxes or the current landscape of politics, but I can atleast now say I understand the relationship status of fictional characters from a book.
It was a productive day.
Trust me, this is way more important than taxes
Taxation is theft!
I remember reading the book, analyzing the chart and then not thinking much of it afterwards. It’s amazing how the love chart actually tied to the book’s story.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Lore runs DEEP
but you didn’t have to CUT ME OFF
@@audiovisualcringe id baibdi ba di. idk tf he says next?
So long story short: Greg got no bitches.
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
Maybe if he got rid of that yee yee ass haircut
Miraculous Ladybug: I hAvE a CoMpLeX lOvE cHarT !
Diary of a wimpy kid : Hold my beer...
Thanks for this in-depth analysis of DoaWK lore, this complex story and story full of subplots had always been confusing to me.
No problem 😁
The fact that I can remember specific details about this book even though I last read it 10 years ago is crazy!
I used to try and study this chart so much when I was a kid.
Ayo this man Bryce is *ABSOLUTELY ROLLING IN IT*
Bryce will def be a jock bouncing from chick to chick every 4.32 days
@@ColeEclipseBryce and holly most likely appear to be dating in book 19. But thats just a theory, a book theory. Also, they both haven’t appeared in a while, so Bryce and holly are likely to have a redemption ark in hot mess.
"Lucky man, dude. You just broke Greg's heart."
Can't speak for everyone but I sure as hell would do that if given the chance.
And at the end of all this, Greg Heffley is still maidenless.
I always appreciate passion and time and effort put into something that does not matter in the slightest.
Good video man.
I fell Greg. I’ve never had anyone have a crush on me in my LIFE.
You’ve never had someone crushing on you THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT.
Trust me, those things go unsaid far, far more often than they’re ever acknowledged. I guarantee, someone has liked you. Don’t feel bad about it.
same but I've also never had a crush
@@a.morphous66 are you the manager of the cap store
@@a.morphous66 facts
@@a.morphous66 Bro who ordered all these damn caps????
“As per the mating tradition”
What have I missed by forgetting my life in the past three seconds
Who else just feels like Greg Heffley?
my whole life
Eh I know that they’re been people who had crushes on me but I’ve either been too much of a coward to do anything about it or life just made it impossible for me to have a relationship at the time.
I had at least 2-3 girls in school crush on me but I was too shy to do anything about it :/
@@jonnyrico3583 same
While i don't throw things at my friend's whole they're riding a bike down the road, my sister does say she thinks I'm a sociopath so.. i gotta say yes
I love what a loser Greg is. It’s so relatable.
We need a relatable chain
@@Antpoison for me, “relatable” means the most pathetic character in the show.
@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 honestly, same
@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 I mean depending on which book your reading that can be Greg, lol.
I have always loved that chart.
I love getting really deep into fictional drama
Almost every single guy on the live chart: Gets somebody
Meanwhile Greg: currently available
I never knew I needed this lore explanation until now. Thank you very much.
bro went SO DEEP into this childrens book 💀
Unfortunately for Greg, he is maidenless.
Honestly, after knowing the real reason why Abigail went out with Rowley, Greg dodged a bullet.
whats the reason
@@mmmmmmok5292 Abigail dated Rowley, just to make her ex, Michael jealous.
I think Greg would have been fine with it because he just wanted the status of having a girlfriend
i just got a big dose of DOAWK lore that i am still processing. well done sir.
_“Greg is still currently available”_
🗿
i’m glad someone else cares about diary of wimpy kid as much as i do
The Greg is still currently available last line is hilarious 😂
spent hours looking at this chart when i was younger lmfao
Damn the matpat of the doawk fan base
Thanks lol 😁
The Third Wheel is my personal favorite was because it had one of the most character driven story in the series. In fact, if they decided to make a movie right after Dog Days, it would have to be the Third Wheel. They could've introduced many new characters and the early 2010s had a lot of young actors to choose from if that movie ever got made. I can see Mary Mouser as Abigail and Kira Kosarin as Ruby.
This video MADE my week
thank you lol
Low key wish they kept Holly in this series. I’m curious to know who she ends up with
The lifeguard, no?
@@ZaZi-Zeta01 You mean the guy from the start of Dog Days? That girl wasn't actually Holly.
@@ZaZi-Zeta01 that was Heather
Apologies Cole and Woomy, it has been a long time for me lol
Not greg
I opened the book and page at the same time you told all of this, since I have 13 parts of it
What about the other 2 new copies
@@ColeEclipse don't have em🥶
I never knew this was so well thought out
Where can you find Fregley’s poem to Ruby? Is it supplementary? I haven’t seen it in my copy
I think it’s in the do-it yourself book but I’m not sure
@@thebluemorpho2962 thanks king u dropped this 👑
I remember seeing a version of the Third Wheel with an extended Fregley bit at the end so I’m pretty sure it came from that.
“As part of the mating tradition” lmao
This is quite possibly the greatest scientific undertaking since the invention of the cheese touch vaccine
1:51 wait,how did the room go bigger when Gregory was lying on the wall?
He leaned against it so forcefully that he pushed the wall a several feet back
@@cube492 oh my gaod
At least that's the single biggest thing Greg and I have in common
I was listening to "The Only Thing I Know For Real" while watching this lol
2:03 A grown ass man stating a middle school couple drama is “juicy”
Not a grown man... I'm still in college.
@@toviyaondo your literally a grown adult. Your above at least 18, that’s an adult legally lol
Your video will make a fine addition to my "RUclips algorithm strikes again" collection
This is the most 3 AM video of all time
It truly sheds a tear
damn the DoaWK iceberg is pretty deep with lore
thought i was the only one who thought about this the most
Greg should consider a future in the NSA
As a proud founder of the Washington No bitches Association, I recruit Greg as a D1 scholar athletic for the NBA at the No bitches Institution of technology. He would fit in NIT just like myself and the others.
This is gonna blow up out of nowhere
You were right 🤣
Dang thats crazy how jeff paid such close attention to his details in the book
Why did this feel like watching someone beat Return of the Obra Dinn
Greg would probably feel a lot more loved if he just sold his organs on the black market
(Piano music)
…
*What the fuck*
greg gets no maidens
"greg is still currently available" 😭
Third wheel and hard luck is underrated imo
as you can see in this diagram, Greg get absolutely 0 BITCHES
Greg is currently available, I definitely relate to him, almost all of the girls in my grade are taken or broke up and don't want to go out with a boy.
2:36 HOLY SH-
IT
Dude actually remembered all the names how tf
greg heffley is the true embodiment of zero bitches
This is a great detail!
Don’t worry Rowley, bitches don’t mean shit
Damn the Diary of a Wimpy Kid lore kinda nice
"Currently available"
Lol
Makes me laugh how intricate the relationships are
2:47 Greg up for $10 on the market
Greg knows everyone’s love lives… that’s so creepy dude 😨
Why do I feel like he’d be so good at gossip and starting dramas
It’s probably those hairdressers he hangs out with, all the gossip he hears is enough to make a chart
wimpy kid lore
“Fregley likes Ruby Bird, and Ruby Bird has bitten Fregley as part of the mating tradition”
AYO!?!!?!?
Why does a lot of the well known characters are mainly just “takes advantage of what they took”
Wow, Diary of a Wimpy Kid gets deeper than I remember XD my grandma and I LOVED those books
But that’s just a theory… A BOOK THEORY!
Diary of a wimpy kid is definitely my childhood!! I did not notice that many details tho
Gregs love was born on Friday the 13th
And the person who loves him was born on February 30th
Intense Diary of Wimpy kid lore
I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO PAYED ATTENTION TO THIS PAGE.
I remember being genuinely disturbed by Ruby
Me: *forever available*
Man Greg's still lonely after these years of wimpy kid I hope one day..one day he can finally Receive Some Girls
He almost got with Holly in the films
In all fairness, one of the main points about Greg is that he is *not* a good person. Judging by that, and what the creator has said, Greg doesn't deserve a girlfriend.
@@Damon_Blue but in the end its the bad people tgat get all the good stuff. Why? Because they usually dont let anyone or anything get in their way.
@@miniaturejayhawk8702 not really, if you act like an entitled prick you will not get a girlfriend
@@miniaturejayhawk8702 wrong mindset
I’m not getting into romance or proms during high school. I will more likely find the love of my life in the real world rather than in my early years, I also just wanna stay home and game with the boys.
Don't waste this opportunity.
@@makssachs8914 I don't want romance yet.
@@hashbrown8475 You have no guarantee you'll get it later. You need to maximize your odds. This time is essential.
@@makssachs8914 Highschool romance is not everything, very few couples in highschool actually move on and get married. I want to focus on what is most important now so I can support true love later on in life. You should know that not everyone is up for it. If someone doesn't want to do it, you shouldn't push them.
@@makssachs8914 dude, a lot of people live over 40 years. prioritizing love that early in life is silly
Ngl, who wouldn't be jealous of Abigail
Bryce obviously is gay and that is why we never saw him at prom. Years later he will hook up with Greg according to the timeless classic "Diary of a wimpy lid: 25 years later"
greg heffley the xenoblade chronicles fan