Welcome to Deregulation Park. NOTE: since you are already in the park, any injuries from the rides will be treated as “pre-existing conditions“ and not be treated by park staff.
Attention everyone the 3rd horsemen is coming to an end which means that the 4th horsemen of the apocalypse is about to happen The Gospel of Jesus Christ is that Jesus Christ died for all our sins and was buried and was resurrected from the grave 3 days later whosoever believes in this shall not parish but have everlasting life in heaven Amen please be ready the rapture is about to happen were living in the end times everything from the revelations are happening now
The singular form of horsemen is horseman. Repost this five kajillion more times to find grace. Sacrifice to Tlaloc if you want rain for your crops. The gods are hungry.
@@ghostseekerxiii8061 I dunno, that sounds like three gods to me??? 🤔 Please wake up. Tlaloc is a whole lot more straightforward, I've found. No more meaningless "tHoUgHtS aNd PrAyErS" every time a school gets shot up. (I mean, yeah, it's a very kind gesture, but doesn't do a whole lot to materially influence anything.) Tlaloc and the other gods are hungry. Give food to a homeless shelter or other community cause, actually sacrifice and make your community stronger, and we are rewarded with abundant fields and full reservoirs, and the gods are sated. Beautiful. Simple. Meaningful. Free from tax-deductible tithing loopholes. If you're doing this comment shenaniganery in your offtime, like, fine, I guess, but if this is your way of Going Into The World To Share The Gospel then I would say you're wasting your time. It doesn't accomplish anything other than making yourself feel a little better for being too cowardly to buck up and "sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor" (Mark 10:21) and rope the preacher into the same. Instead you're throwing money into tax exemptions. Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, and render unto God that which is God's. Tithing taxation tomfoolery sounds a whole lot like governmental jurisdiction, not "Pure religion... undefiled before God" (James 1:27). In short, buzz off and have a nice day.
@@ghostseekerxiii8061 Hoss, that sounds like 3 Gods??? 🤔 Please wake up Tlaloc and the other gods are hungry. By giving Sacrifice to them, giving food to someone hungry or homeless, they bless us with rain for the fields, abundant harvest, and water for the reservoirs. Someone needy is fed. Simple. Effective. Meaningful. None of this blather of "tHoUgHtS aNd PrAyErS aRmY" when a school gets shot up. I mean, that's a very kind gesture, but it has next to no material effect. Tlaloc does not ask you shovel tax-deductible tithing into the hands of preachers who at once tell YOU to but absolutely refuse themselves to "sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor" (Mark 10:21). Tlaloc embodies that "pure religion" in James 1:27. Bleed for Tlaloc. Donate blood to the Red Cross or some similar org. Bleeding for your god is metal af. Give of yourself, your food, your blood, to Tlaloc. Your community will thank you.
@@ghostseekerxiii8061 Hoss, that sounds like 3 Gods??? 🤔 Please wake up Tlaloc and the other gods are hungry. By giving Sacrifice to them, giving food to someone hungry or homeless, they bless us with rain for the fields, abundant harvest, and water for the reservoirs. Someone needy is fed. Simple. Effective. Meaningful. None of this blather of "tHoUgHtS aNd PrAyErS aRmY" whenever disaster happens. I mean, that's a very kind gesture, but it has next to no material effect. Tlaloc does not ask you shovel tax-deductible tithing into the hands of preachers who at once tell YOU to but absolutely refuse themselves to follow Jesus's words to "sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor" (Mark 10:21). Tlaloc embodies that "pure religion" in James 1:27. Bleed for Tlaloc. Donate blood to the Red Cross or some similar org. Bleeding for your god is metal af. Give of yourself, your food, your blood, to Tlaloc. Your community will thank you.
Welcome to Deregulation Park. NOTE: since you are already in the park, any injuries from the rides will be treated as “pre-existing conditions“ and not be treated by park staff.
According to this disclosure, the park will be immune to lawsuits for injuries. The participants will pay for all of its medical treatments.
"Physics? Where we're going, we don't need no physics."
"Physics? We don't need no stinkin' physics!"
“Say, this ride looks fun! How much is it?”
“It’s free.”
“Free?”
“Well, let’s just say you don’t pay with money…”
I can’t tell what’s worse, the whiplash or the diabolical burn you’ll have on your back
No physics, no gravity, no problem 😂
Putting jumps into a water slide is easy once you've figured out how to hide the air jets that you can only hear in third person
Finally some good fuckin water slide
If I had a nickel for every time I rode this I would have 1 nickel.
So are the jumps just invisible sections of track?
please dont miss the jump, over and over
I don't want to do it no matter what!！😂
Everyone will be too dead to sue.
Attention everyone the 3rd horsemen is coming to an end which means that the 4th horsemen of the apocalypse is about to happen
The Gospel of Jesus Christ is that Jesus Christ died for all our sins and was buried and was resurrected from the grave 3 days later whosoever believes in this shall not parish but have everlasting life in heaven Amen please be ready the rapture is about to happen were living in the end times everything from the revelations are happening now
The singular form of horsemen is horseman. Repost this five kajillion more times to find grace. Sacrifice to Tlaloc if you want rain for your crops. The gods are hungry.
@heinrichdubloon3139 there is no other God
There is only 1
God the father in heaven and Jesus christ and the holy spirit
Please wake up
@@ghostseekerxiii8061 I dunno, that sounds like three gods to me??? 🤔 Please wake up.
Tlaloc is a whole lot more straightforward, I've found. No more meaningless "tHoUgHtS aNd PrAyErS" every time a school gets shot up. (I mean, yeah, it's a very kind gesture, but doesn't do a whole lot to materially influence anything.) Tlaloc and the other gods are hungry. Give food to a homeless shelter or other community cause, actually sacrifice and make your community stronger, and we are rewarded with abundant fields and full reservoirs, and the gods are sated. Beautiful. Simple. Meaningful. Free from tax-deductible tithing loopholes. If you're doing this comment shenaniganery in your offtime, like, fine, I guess, but if this is your way of Going Into The World To Share The Gospel then I would say you're wasting your time. It doesn't accomplish anything other than making yourself feel a little better for being too cowardly to buck up and "sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor" (Mark 10:21) and rope the preacher into the same. Instead you're throwing money into tax exemptions. Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, and render unto God that which is God's. Tithing taxation tomfoolery sounds a whole lot like governmental jurisdiction, not "Pure religion... undefiled before God" (James 1:27).
In short, buzz off and have a nice day.
@@ghostseekerxiii8061 Hoss, that sounds like 3 Gods??? 🤔 Please wake up
Tlaloc and the other gods are hungry. By giving Sacrifice to them, giving food to someone hungry or homeless, they bless us with rain for the fields, abundant harvest, and water for the reservoirs. Someone needy is fed. Simple. Effective. Meaningful. None of this blather of "tHoUgHtS aNd PrAyErS aRmY" when a school gets shot up. I mean, that's a very kind gesture, but it has next to no material effect. Tlaloc does not ask you shovel tax-deductible tithing into the hands of preachers who at once tell YOU to but absolutely refuse themselves to "sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor" (Mark 10:21). Tlaloc embodies that "pure religion" in James 1:27. Bleed for Tlaloc. Donate blood to the Red Cross or some similar org. Bleeding for your god is metal af. Give of yourself, your food, your blood, to Tlaloc. Your community will thank you.
@@ghostseekerxiii8061 Hoss, that sounds like 3 Gods??? 🤔 Please wake up
Tlaloc and the other gods are hungry. By giving Sacrifice to them, giving food to someone hungry or homeless, they bless us with rain for the fields, abundant harvest, and water for the reservoirs. Someone needy is fed. Simple. Effective. Meaningful. None of this blather of "tHoUgHtS aNd PrAyErS aRmY" whenever disaster happens. I mean, that's a very kind gesture, but it has next to no material effect. Tlaloc does not ask you shovel tax-deductible tithing into the hands of preachers who at once tell YOU to but absolutely refuse themselves to follow Jesus's words to "sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor" (Mark 10:21). Tlaloc embodies that "pure religion" in James 1:27. Bleed for Tlaloc. Donate blood to the Red Cross or some similar org. Bleeding for your god is metal af. Give of yourself, your food, your blood, to Tlaloc. Your community will thank you.