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  • The other night I had the most wonderful dream that I was halfway passable at doing impressions

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  • @AvenRox
    @AvenRox 2 года назад +1416

    I was arrested for "eating too loudly" in public and sentenced to death, wrongfully, because I wasn't eating anything at the time as I had just come from the dentist. I had an ace attorney styled trial where I defended myself from the prosecutor, who was also me.

    • @ChloekabanOfficial
      @ChloekabanOfficial 2 года назад +188

      Were the witnesses also you?

    • @tatersthegoat
      @tatersthegoat 2 года назад +174

      did you arrest yourself?

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 2 года назад +159

      mmyeah, sounds like something that would happen in ace attorney

    • @TKDPandafist
      @TKDPandafist 2 года назад +44

      Oh, but was it a dream? 🤔

    • @BirdDuck
      @BirdDuck 2 года назад +51

      @@TKDPandafist getting sentence to death for eating too loudly.

  • @fredericklawrence142
    @fredericklawrence142 2 года назад +6104

    i had a dream earlier today where i verbally said: "im dreaming, arent i? nice! love a good lucid dream" and then proceeded to throw Nutella jars at my family with telekinesis

    • @djmoravec9327
      @djmoravec9327 2 года назад +604

      I had a dream where I could jump twice as high as normal, fully realized I was dreaming, then did nothing about it, even though I really want to lucid dream

    • @RedButterfly1022
      @RedButterfly1022 Год назад +333

      I wish I had lucid dreams- They seem like so much fun.

    • @cosmo8218
      @cosmo8218 Год назад +213

      *KAME KAME KAME NUTELLLLLLAAAAAAA*

    • @randomdoodlesstudios9215
      @randomdoodlesstudios9215 Год назад +184

      @@cosmo8218 Your comment translates to “WHOEVER WHOEVER NUTELLLLLLAAAAAAA” XD

    • @thewendigo2205
      @thewendigo2205 Год назад +78

      Once I had a dream where I could burrow under snow like a mole

  • @Tibovl
    @Tibovl 2 года назад +2292

    My little sister claimed to have had a dream about a horse with two floors. Yes, a horse with two floors, like an apartment building.
    I believe her, because no sane person could come up with that concept.

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 2 года назад +113

      So... how... what?

    • @Tibovl
      @Tibovl 2 года назад +421

      @@lonestarr1490 Yeah I don't really understand either but I'll explain it like she did.
      So basically imagine a normal horse where a person could sit on. Except this horse also extends upwards, making room for a second person to sit. So there's a person kinda like inside the horse and one on top. Also apparently the way the horse looked changed constantly and nothing made any sense.

    • @realnintendonoah
      @realnintendonoah 2 года назад +260

      this comment is making me cry laughing a HORSE WITH TWO FLOORS

    • @sabotower1792
      @sabotower1792 2 года назад +159

      Trojan Horse 2: 2Horse2Floor

    • @dangerawaits_bbx
      @dangerawaits_bbx 2 года назад +163

      So... Like a double decker horse?

  • @gravelhands2968
    @gravelhands2968 5 месяцев назад +102

    I had a dream over spring break where I was in a weird security room with circular saw traps in the doors to keep enemies out but then suddenly Garfield shouted “SECURITY HAS BEEN BREACHED!! JON, ARM THE NUCLEAR BOMB!”

    • @LillianJewell23
      @LillianJewell23 10 дней назад +1

      Bruh I had a dream where Garfield grinned at me with this inhumanly wide grin and he was holding a knife I was in a parking lot with a lot of cars and no one was around I got scared and I ran into one of the cars and hid but he chased me and when he found me he crawled on top of the car I was in and looked through the windshield with the same grin and said “I found you “ 😭

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 2 года назад +3357

    I once dreamed that I lost my mum's wedding ring and Buzzfeed Unsolved did a whole episode about it just making fun of me for being an idiot. I dreamed the entire episode in great detail. I woke up feeling very conflicted

    • @Scrufflord
      @Scrufflord 2 года назад +258

      still more of a hot scoop than a lot of other buzzfeed stuff

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 года назад +192

      Shane and Ryan are stone cold

    • @bashcleesattel2700
      @bashcleesattel2700 2 года назад +156

      Now I wanna see this episode.

    • @maxs1813
      @maxs1813 2 года назад +98

      Funny it was buzzfeed since your profile pic is a bee.

    • @blankabontovics7063
      @blankabontovics7063 2 года назад +114

      why does this sound like something they would actually do? 💀

  • @badlydrawntriangle
    @badlydrawntriangle Год назад +869

    i once had a dream that i was "the pepper man"
    i went around town sprinkling pepper into random mailboxes, and when i did so i chuckled to myself, "youve just been pep'd"

  • @CornmanC
    @CornmanC 2 года назад +481

    The strangest dream I can remember that was actually coherent was one where my family and I went on a trip to a goat farm. As soon as we got in, a huge, fluffy goat with a human head started approaching us. We were all confused and a little scared until the goat explained that he was the owner of the farm. Apparently, the body belonged to the farm's most prized goat. When it died, the owner was so upset that he elected to have his head surgically connected to its body so that he could keep producing its famous wool.
    Anyway, we toured some 19th century chapel that happened to be on the property instead of the actual farm for some reason, and the owner had trouble fitting through a narrow staircase on account of his giant goat body.

    • @redmoonight
      @redmoonight 2 года назад +49

      That last part was hilarious.

    • @JeweledPeach
      @JeweledPeach 2 года назад +16

      My dream was me teleported in a huge school, there was somehow a bed so I went to a room and gone to sleep. After I woke up I saw an elevator Infront on me and there was stairs in the elevator, and a train flipping the stairs to put tracks so I went on the train and it broke down so I looked down and it was a witch pot, then then I went for the stairs I opened my eyes even though they was already open and I was on the toilet. There was a full open window on the bathroom. Then I opened my eyes AGAIN even though they was open and I was in a pitch black room, that's when I knew I wasn't dreaming anymore because my real room has no windows and no light source was on. My dream felt/looked so real. That's what I get for sleeping with shoes on in my dream.

    • @eatyourcereal6577
      @eatyourcereal6577 2 года назад +41

      this feels like a deleted gravity falls episode lmao😭😭😭

    • @Globe_Tasters
      @Globe_Tasters 2 года назад +11

      Dog Man vibes

    • @qbertking1910
      @qbertking1910 2 года назад +16

      This is creepy, yet oddly cute in a way

  • @magicalillune2757
    @magicalillune2757 9 месяцев назад +203

    The whole “dream with credits” thing reminds me of how my friend used to tell me her dreams in elementary school, and sometimes her dreams would end in “To Be Continued” and sometimes there would even be a second dream to follow up

    • @KeiTh0r
      @KeiTh0r 3 месяца назад +16

      So half of those dreams just ended on a cliffhanger

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc Месяц назад +7

      her brain has its own netflix series

  • @TheRealChicky-D
    @TheRealChicky-D Год назад +741

    I have batshit insane dreams every night, but my favorite, by far, is the one where I was competitive ice-skating against the Queen of England.

    • @deathcapinmylatinaeyes
      @deathcapinmylatinaeyes 11 месяцев назад +22

      The thing is our queen died last year

    • @TheRealChicky-D
      @TheRealChicky-D 11 месяцев назад +102

      @@deathcapinmylatinaeyes well damn, she's a hell of an ice-skater for being dead. She kicked my ass

    • @deathcapinmylatinaeyes
      @deathcapinmylatinaeyes 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@TheRealChicky-D ow- sorry

    • @TheNebulaa
      @TheNebulaa 8 месяцев назад +32

      I had a dream about a factory that turned human beings into stuffed animals and the last worker there ran at me and said “DO YOU WANT A STUFFED ANIMAL?” and she promptly jumped into this giant tube that turned her into a stuffed animal, that dream traumatized the shit out of me.

    • @CigarettesOutTheWindow502
      @CigarettesOutTheWindow502 5 месяцев назад +5

      REAL 😭 I had a dream where me and my friends (Jay and Liv) went on a bike ride on this trail that I dream a out a lot (it’s not real-). At a point in the trail, we’d have to go through my grandma’s brother’s house. He yelled at us and then I left Jay and Liv behind 😭😭

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 2 года назад +479

    When I was a child, I had a dream once that a mad scientist created some kind of monster that went around eating people. This monster actually turned out to not kill or even hurt anyone, as they would all just pass through its digestive system unharmed. It became an attraction for the little kids in town somehow. I only had this dream once and I am completely baffled by the fact it was like 15 years ago and I still remember it.

    • @danboi52
      @danboi52 2 года назад +35

      That reminds me of a dream that I had when I was very young. I was watching tv and then a Rhetorical question Geico commercial came up on the screen. It was the one where the person was living under a rock. It seemed normal at first. But after a few seconds the guy slowly turned into the Geico gecko. The gecko was walking on the tv saying stuff that I don’t remember. He then said take him away. It went to third person to see a large version of the gecko running towards me on his 2 hind legs. I hid my self underneath a blanket and then the dream ends. Worst. Dream. Ever.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 года назад +19

      That gives me mystery flesh pit national park vibes

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 2 года назад +9

      @@danboi52 That reminds me of this dream where I was watching TV at night. I don't remember but it might have turned on its own. There was some kind of title card though I don't remember what it said, all flickery like some old 50s movie. Every couple seconds it would bring up these pictures of planets with these human faces similar to that one Star Fox level except even more demented, some loud piano noise played each time it changed. Scared the shit out of me and I pulled the blanket over my head.

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 2 года назад +3

      @@danboi52 and then the geico gecko looked at me with his hyperrealistic blood and then I died!!!1!!!1!!!1

    • @danboi52
      @danboi52 2 года назад +6

      The hell does that even mean?

  • @randommeowthekitty6482
    @randommeowthekitty6482 2 года назад +710

    I'm positive I can't be the only one who has "dream series". Every once and a while, I get another episode, or sometimes the same episode with some obvious differences. I can never remember these dreams until I have another one, at which point, all of the previous episodes become crystal-clear in my mind. They disappear again almost as soon as I wake up. I have multiple ongoing series and I often get reruns of ones that have long since concluded. And yes, they usually have an actual storyline complete with an ending.

    • @DuckInGameStop
      @DuckInGameStop 2 года назад +101

      That sounds really cool, I sometimes have "deja vu" in dreams where some things seem like I've seen them in previous dreams or irl, but I'm never sure whether that's true or if the memory of seeing it before was just part of the dream. It would be really interesting to actually have a full series of dreams in the same universe/storyline

    • @eatyourcereal6577
      @eatyourcereal6577 2 года назад +9

      Sameee

    • @FizzyChalice
      @FizzyChalice 2 года назад +26

      No, but I was Spiderman in two of my dreams, so they might be connected.

    • @puzzledmoa
      @puzzledmoa 2 года назад +20

      I miss those types of dreams

    • @DarkWinterAMV
      @DarkWinterAMV 2 года назад +29

      The only dream I've had like that, was going to a really nice shop, and in another dream, driving past it on a bike, seeing it shuttered up for lockdown and feeling sad

  • @reesecarlton
    @reesecarlton 8 месяцев назад +89

    I come back to this video every now and again to see what people have posted in the comments, but here's a good one I recently had:
    I was talking with this one girl at the WalMart gas pump, having a good conversation and all, and I faintly hear "Insert cash or select payment type". Car runs straight into one of the pumps, everything explodes, and I wake up to the sound of my alarm. Gave me something to chuckle about that morning

    • @MetaBloxer
      @MetaBloxer 8 месяцев назад +6

      Were you a GTA NPC?

    • @reesecarlton
      @reesecarlton 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@MetaBloxer that's eerily similar to the response my friend gave, but no I was not a GTA npc

    • @GeraldTheFrogg
      @GeraldTheFrogg 2 месяца назад +5

      here’s one for you: I recently had a dream where Olympic sprinter Noah Lyles fought me with a Lego lightsaber, before I proceeded to become lucid and fly to a cigarette-themed theme park, where one of the rides was literally just a space shuttle which launched you into the sun

    • @reesecarlton
      @reesecarlton 2 месяца назад +2

      @GeraldTheFrogg that's awesome lol, did you end up riding the space shuttle ride

  • @viper56tl36
    @viper56tl36 Год назад +629

    When I was younger I had recurring dreams for about 2 months about this girl who would come into my garden and teach me to fly and walk on clouds and other magical weird things. One time she came into the dream only to tell me I learned everything I needed to know and left. I have never seen or dreamed about her again :(

    • @elwan_
      @elwan_ Год назад +184

      Man you played in multiplayer with a pro dreamer

    • @JJKnows
      @JJKnows Год назад +66

      Don’t worry u might see her one day she’s prob real who knows

    • @chimpanzinc1790
      @chimpanzinc1790 Год назад +86

      you must use her knowledge. now

    • @thedestroyer342
      @thedestroyer342 Год назад +50

      Recently I had a dream i reformed into a flying squirrel after a deal with the devil extraordinary calm for one of my dreams normally my dreams are me going Doom Slayer against everything in the multiverse

    • @autumnnoir
      @autumnnoir Год назад +43

      @@elwan_ ranked competitive dreaming

  • @junacreates
    @junacreates 2 года назад +443

    When I was little, about like 5, i had this one “dream character” that would keep appearing in a lot of my dreams. He was called the “Oxi-Clean baby” because he was Oxi-Clean’s mascot in the commercials or something. He also could talk and had an incredibly deep voice for some reason.

    • @weird_art_kid
      @weird_art_kid 2 года назад +11

      Pffft what-?
      Edit: oxi clean baby

    • @jonathanielpringlemaniii
      @jonathanielpringlemaniii 2 года назад +29

      @@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

    • @n0vanox
      @n0vanox 2 года назад +17

      @@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

    • @meowogg
      @meowogg 2 года назад +13

      @@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 2 года назад +12

      @@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Год назад +178

    I was a ghost haunting my grandparents’ old house and there were some ghost hunters in the kitchen. They asked if I was a boy or girl and I just told them “no”.
    It was euphoric.

  • @Ultimantecat
    @Ultimantecat 3 месяца назад +31

    Sister woke up screaming when she was 6 because she had dreamed of our mother "throwing up pinecones"

  • @Maria-xy2vs
    @Maria-xy2vs 2 года назад +1576

    Usually, when someone tells me about their weird dream I am not impressed, but I was laughing and crying while watching this video. I don't remember any of my crazy dreams except for one where I was chasing a Ferrari with a bulldog pattern on it without any driver. But my sister had a dream where our mom was a driver of a little train and she took us for a ride. We were flying in the sky, riding through garden bushes and eventually we all drowned in a sea as my mom drove off a cliff.

    • @stanxd0
      @stanxd0 2 года назад +2

      Women drivers, smh.

    • @JukoYT
      @JukoYT 2 года назад +130

      Lmfao, the ending

    • @Manic640
      @Manic640 2 года назад +44

      I read the ending first and imagine my reaction without context (also with context)

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 2 года назад +36

      I have about 65 dreams written down. They are certainly fun to read over once in a while

    • @cyberlemon9840
      @cyberlemon9840 2 года назад +57

      @@AlexNV75 That just reminded me of a dream I had noted down last week. The sky was actually a giant lesbian flag and a second moon appeared on it, signifiyng the end of the world. Then I got in my car that magically morphed into one made entirely out of sausages, and, at full speed, drove naked through my neighborhood just to confuse people. Then some sort of weird death cult rose over my house and destroyed the moon or something. I don't know much more.

  • @HangryOnPaws
    @HangryOnPaws Год назад +528

    I have a load of extremely weird dreams which I mostly blame on my hyperactivity disorders. But last night I dreamed The Nostalgia Critic was in my bedroom crawling around on the floor. Then he stood up and applauded me for being "a terrible person but a great radio". Then he sat on my bed and we shared a box of Frosties and had a deep meaningful conversation about the role of religion in modern society.

    • @stellie3553
      @stellie3553 Год назад +33

      This sounds like a dream I would have, but maybe even a little less coherent.

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 Год назад +24

      I had a dream where me & my family were in an SUV one time, driving in a void, when we came across a retro videogame store. Me & my dad walked in, but he went back to the car for something, so it was just me & the suggestively dressed cashier, who grew super big & beefy, & turned into a demon after walking into a storage room. I was cowering behind a shelf of NES games, & stole a copy of Mega Man 2. What the ever loving fuck does it mean? Who knows. Actually, let me share more of my weird dreams with you, RUclips commenter.
      I had a dream where me & a bunch of strangers ran down a mechanical looking hallway with an impossibly high ceiling, from a 2D perspective, while a giant robot slowly picked us off until it was me & two others left, & then we hit a dead end & turned around, screaming & accepting our fate to the huge robot.
      I had a dream where I walked into this futuristic GameStop, & they had 3DS systems hung up on the wall. It was really cramped, & then they gave me all the 3DS consoles for free.
      I had a dream where I visited the Lego Avengers inside a rusty old observatory once, & then they posed in front of me & I fell off a ladder.
      Not me but my dad had a dream where he & my mom killed someone & were trying to hide the body.

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws Год назад +21

      @@koolaid33 okay that's amazing. I love how you had to specify it picked you up slowly, mf was enjoying it.
      The night before last I dreamed I was going to the house of an abusive relative to confront him. The house was empty and the door was unlocked, but all the clothes, food etc were still there. I decided to set up camp for the night in one of the bedrooms and then I heard all these creepy noises as midnight approached. I tried not to look but when I finally had the guts to do it I saw Steve Irwin holding a plate of garlic bread. He kept trying to offer me some but I was freaking out about how much he'd scared me jumping out like that. Waking up I kinda realized that if the house was empty and the only other person was the freaking crocodile hunter himself maybe I should have been concerned about what ate my relative. Or the fact Irwin has been dead for several years. Does he just haunt garlic bread now? I dunno man. Lmao.

    • @smallguitarmomyt5871
      @smallguitarmomyt5871 Год назад +10

      Had a dream once where I was a shark in a flower button up shirt (like those Hawaiian shirt things) and I was cooking sushi in my backyard

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws Год назад +12

      @@smallguitarmomyt5871 that sounds ideal. That shark sound's chill as hell.

  • @neutrophilly
    @neutrophilly Год назад +399

    I had a dream where i was a diver, exploring an underwater cave. Me and my dive team entered a strangely red cave. it was the CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM OF A MANATEE. We had to do open-heart surgery on the cave-manatee, with the help of the tootsie roll owl to prevent it from exploding.

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Год назад +18

      are you some kind of medical professional or studying to be one by any chance?

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x Год назад +7

      What surgery was it? I can't think of any common cardiovascular issues requiring surgery for a manatee. However, in general the most likely is a CABG or Maze procedure.

    • @ebullock7173
      @ebullock7173 Год назад +2

      Uhh😊

    • @Blaze_1379
      @Blaze_1379 11 месяцев назад +7

      bro found the crimson 💀

    • @X3RNEA5
      @X3RNEA5 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Blaze_1379 I hope you don't have to fight the Brain of Cthulhu 🗿

  • @Kaisona2017
    @Kaisona2017 9 месяцев назад +27

    I had a dream where I was watching a Netflix interactive special of Bojack Horseman. It took place towards the end of Season 3, and was a direct continuation of that episode where Emily (I think that’s what her name was) decided to stop seeing Todd. The outcomes of the choices I made in the special were structured like a flow chart from Argus Rim. Each time the episode ended, I would go back to an earlier point, and watch the story play out differently. The ending I remember most vividly is the route where a demonic Santa Claus kidnaps Emily, and the Bojack crew chase him through the desert to save her. After defeating Satan Claus, the episode ends with Diane making a meta comment like, “I wonder what we are doing in alternate timelines.” Then the episode ended, and I woke up.

  • @sirmicothesilly
    @sirmicothesilly 2 года назад +188

    I had a most bizarre dream in which I was about to buy a particular comic from a stall in a cathedral. Yet when I asked if they had it, the vendors shared a conspiratorial glance between one another and instructed me to follow a man up a huge spiral staircase to one of the spires. When we got to the top, he removed a secret slot from the wall, opened it, and unfolded an illustration of the pope as a furry.

    • @khunt5336
      @khunt5336 2 года назад +36

      If by bizarre you mean _amazing_ I wish I could have a dream like this

    • @theKobus
      @theKobus 2 года назад +42

      That's no dream. The term is "Divine Revelation" bro. You've been called.

    • @johni_cuh
      @johni_cuh 2 года назад +12

      Bro that wasn't a dream, that was a sign, what else did you see??

  • @walnutalpaca8608
    @walnutalpaca8608 Год назад +911

    I literally just woke up from a dream where all I heard was Matt’s voice singing
    “I’m a building
    Wearing tracksuit
    tracksuit
    PANTS”
    Over and over again

    • @SonicMovieFanatic9eee
      @SonicMovieFanatic9eee Год назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/WN1JuNVpnqA/видео.html guess what?

    • @cursedjade9585
      @cursedjade9585 Год назад +58

      Rose heritage post

    • @walnutalpaca8608
      @walnutalpaca8608 Год назад +12

      @@cursedjade9585 Pfff

    • @Weirdoeevee
      @Weirdoeevee Год назад +44

      Welcome to the channel’s funniest posts that got on a vid.

    • @natified
      @natified Год назад +26

      saw the video ur comment were in first hahaa

  • @big-reputation
    @big-reputation Год назад +567

    In a dream when I was really little, I turned to my mom and asked, “Is this a dream?” She said, “Yes.”
    Then I woke up.

    • @mrs.samuel.L.jackson
      @mrs.samuel.L.jackson Год назад +30

      What i had the exact same thing??
      Except i asked whether i could have candy then qoke up then asked my mom whether it was a sream and then went back to sleep and then woke up. I might still be in a dream

    • @falconheavy809
      @falconheavy809 10 месяцев назад +31

      I had a dream where I consciously thought "can I wake up?", and the an omniscient voice said "yes." And then I oke up.
      (My double-u key is very bad)

    • @heatherfriedli3182
      @heatherfriedli3182 10 месяцев назад

      (im hs son) crazy...

    • @heatherfriedli3182
      @heatherfriedli3182 10 месяцев назад

      (im hs son) this proves my half-theory that god is like a normal human, just perfect.@@falconheavy809

    • @kharnthebetrayer-u4y
      @kharnthebetrayer-u4y 10 месяцев назад

      UM

  • @BenAnimationsOfficial
    @BenAnimationsOfficial 10 месяцев назад +117

    Some of my weirdest dreams were:
    -A bunch of camels in my front yard
    -Poop in the sink
    -Some kid raging and throwing his PC after I tagged him in Untitled Tag Game
    -Getting left behind at a Family Dollar store
    -Throwing a *sound* into the street
    -A Geometry Dash level with a really long name
    -Finding Window from Roblox Doors and saying it didn't count because it was a dream TWICE
    -Shooting a bunch of birds with a mud launcher thing
    -Making a weird Roblox game
    -And lastly, there was a star floating above a table in a Carl's Jr. that I was supposed to collect as if I was in a game

    • @koiyune
      @koiyune 8 месяцев назад +12

      my dreams:
      - Went to Lego Land Windsor with Vinny (Vinesauce) and some other rando. But i saw them playing a.. PRETTY scary analog horror game, and i got so scared that i just left them.
      - Ate purple meat and apparently i got told that i had ten days to live, because I ate the meat
      - T-Posing Squidward. Bouncing. in a white room.
      - driving a Royal Mail van off a hill, into a river.
      - Magic school. the beds were in small pods. the popular kid had the power of "explosion"

    • @Mari_frfr
      @Mari_frfr 7 месяцев назад +8

      You deffo play too many video games

    • @Cattoad_REAL
      @Cattoad_REAL 7 месяцев назад +5

      Untitled Tag Game is a game on roblox btw

    • @sprknGD
      @sprknGD 4 месяца назад +8

      bro i dreamed about a squarrel called "officer feet" which had GINORMOUS feet, almost human-like, that chased me in a space ship, and her catchphrase was something like "officer feet is on the way"

    • @BenAnimationsOfficial
      @BenAnimationsOfficial 4 месяца назад +3

      @@sprknGD That's literally gold right there

  • @zackince8803
    @zackince8803 Год назад +239

    Had a dream about working at as a cashier at Little Caesars and everyone I met was a celebrity or historical figure. At one point in the dream, I met a cyborg version of Abraham Lincoln, and he drove away in the batmobile when he left.

    • @jingof35
      @jingof35 11 месяцев назад +14

      thats fucking golden 😂😂

    • @X3RNEA5
      @X3RNEA5 11 месяцев назад +19

      "Bruh look who at Subway"
      (Intense Caesar and Brutus arguing about how Brutus betrayed him)

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 10 месяцев назад +6

      Adventure time moment

    • @mitchnewara3229
      @mitchnewara3229 10 месяцев назад +1

      @leonard I was just going to say that😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 9 месяцев назад +10

      That sounds a bit like the Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

  • @VoidHearted
    @VoidHearted Год назад +508

    I once was dreaming about something relatively normal, then I realized “hey, this is a dream!” And the tv show host overlord of my dreamscape hated that I knew so he turned it into a jumpscarey nightmare to force me awake

    • @ryo_na4
      @ryo_na4 Год назад +37

      Lucid dreaming??
      Self aware dreams??

    • @ryo_na4
      @ryo_na4 Год назад +14

      Naw that's epic

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 Год назад +8

      So, I ended up on the Bass-ackwards side of RUclips once and I saw this video where they explain what kind of experiences go on in an Acid Trip AND then another video that was someone in an Acid Trip Simulator (they were like walking through the woods and down back roads)...It was freaky! 😳...
      What you describe sounds like those videos!...I think you were just having an Acid Trip! 🥴😂🤔

    • @wrathengel82
      @wrathengel82 Год назад +1

      BRUH 😭😭😭😭

    • @dynogamergurl
      @dynogamergurl Год назад +13

      Those guys are assholes, next time it happens jump into the tv and grab him and try to poke him in the eyes. It works sometimes. Any time there’sa tv and you feel like it’s gonna get bad, change the channel, get up and walk away or jump in and become the bad guy.

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 2 года назад +1069

    I was staying at my aunts house over the weekend with my brother, so we had to share an air mattress. That night, I dreamt that I was on RUclips searching for reddit videos, but I kept getting results from a TTS channel with the name "Middle Finger". I got frustrated and said, "hey Google, exclude middle finger." Turns out I said that in real life too. Brother told me I whispered in his ear, "exclude middle finger" in the middle of the night. I'll never not laugh about that.

    • @seedless5745
      @seedless5745 2 года назад +27

      😂

    • @sarahharman9879
      @sarahharman9879 2 года назад +207

      Imagining the terror of a disembodied voice whispering "exclude middle finger..." from behind your ear sends me into constant giggle fits

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 2 года назад +64

      😂🤣😂🤣
      I'd friggin die if I'd heard that whisper while someone was sleep talking.🤣😂🤣😂

    • @boi8214
      @boi8214 2 года назад +76

      I dreamed I ripped of a disabled kids arm then I was like “if I think it didnt happen it didnt happen” and then there was a monologue spoken by my grandma.

    • @uranian-Umbra
      @uranian-Umbra 2 года назад +9

      @@boi8214 ???

  • @ambermillerrr
    @ambermillerrr 4 месяца назад +24

    a couple weeks ago i had a dream where my entire class sang cabinet man in unison for no reason
    best fucking dream i've ever had

    • @TheSleepySev
      @TheSleepySev 3 месяца назад +3

      I want that dream 😭

    • @TheCabinetDragon
      @TheCabinetDragon Месяц назад

      NO FREAKING WAYYYYYY I LOVE LEMON DEMON I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE CABINET MAN IS LITERALLY MY MOST FAVORITE SONG EVER SQUEEEEEEEE
      sorry about this I'm not normal about Lemon Demon or Cabinet Man at all and I audibly gasped with all the breath in my lungs when I saw this comment- I have such an obscure music taste and for an entire class to sing Cabinet Man would be the best thing ever to me in my eyes

  • @m.c.gargamel7736
    @m.c.gargamel7736 2 года назад +294

    I once dreamt I met Abraham Lincoln, got really excited and asked him questions. Yet he talked so slowly and so much that each time I thought he was finished I would say something and we kept interrupting eachother.
    I woke up feeling a little insulted.

    • @aprilf00lz32
      @aprilf00lz32 Год назад +31

      sloth from zootopia

    • @nanamikento4205
      @nanamikento4205 Год назад +13

      I had a dream where my friends and I were having a sleepover at my place and he was there too, I woke up to the sound of the bed moving a bit in the morning and I saw that someone was under the blanket. When I took the blanket off, I saw a friend of mine on top of Abe doing the thingy while he was still asleep. That dream traumatized me 🥲

    • @aprilf00lz32
      @aprilf00lz32 Год назад +1

      @@nanamikento4205 what the fuck

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 Год назад +4

      I had a dream that I met Q from impractical jokers in the grocery store but he was there just to do normal shopping.

    • @bloodrinker
      @bloodrinker Год назад +2

      @@nanamikento4205 what. 💀

  • @tallbeing
    @tallbeing 2 года назад +956

    So
    I once had a strange "double feature" night where I got to watch two of my dreams without ever waking up. The first involved Zeus in a Chinese restaurant, a pizza delivery man with clay eyes on a unicycle, and child labor. That wasn't even the crazy one.
    The second dream centered around a mysterious group called "The Thinkers" that secretly ruled the world Illuminati style, but they were good and trying to save everyone. I applied for a job with them, hoping to become part of the 50 people in the group (they were very strict on that number, I guess), but was rejected in favor of a seagull. Not a special, superpowered seagull or anything, just a normal little guy. In my rage I decided my new life's purpose would be to get my revenge on the Thinkers and created my own group, the unfortunately named "Anti-Thinkers." A few friends of mine were in it, though the most memorable member was this nine year old I know who had the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger, accent and all. The dream went on to include a daring escape, where the image of said nine year old screaming "Falcon! Nooooooooo!" was forever imprinted in my brain, as well as a mission to spy on the Thinkers where I accidentally gave two of its members (Oprah and Drew Carey) the information needed to solve world hunger...which I was mad about, apparently. It all concluded when my anger built up to the point of deciding murder was better than living in a world where a seagull had replaced me, so I ran into the chamber the Thinkers met in, yanked the seagull by the leg, dragged it outside into the snow, and proceeded to pulverize it against the side of a brick building. I dropped the body, looking up dramatically, only to see the Thinkers watching me with distaste. I looked back down and realized that, somehow, the seagull had survived and was also staring at me, before it launched itself onto my face and began scratching me relentlessly. I succeeded in tearing it off my face, running back into a small room my Anti-Thinkers were hiding out in, and while panting looked at my friend dead in the eye and said
    "I know why they chose the seagull over me now."
    What a night that was.

    • @MidnightTheKitten
      @MidnightTheKitten 2 года назад +187

      4 words.
      Make 👏that 👏a 👏novel👏

    • @kaylynn4750
      @kaylynn4750 2 года назад +34

      @@MidnightTheKitten Was about to say…

    • @LeKittoKatto
      @LeKittoKatto 2 года назад +102

      You have the perfect mind for a novel writer lol

    • @MidnightTheKitten
      @MidnightTheKitten 2 года назад +144

      @@LeKittoKatto True. This random dream about a freaking Illuminati seagull had a whole entire plot arc with a climax, plot twist and everything.

    • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
      @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 года назад +46

      I used to have those double dreams all the time. There would be an initial dream, then a transition to the next dreem
      Once I had a dream where in the first part I was like 5 and I was going to this supposedly ‘day care’ place, where you literally just sleep. Nothing else. Then after leaving, it was night and I was suddenly an adult. I found myself on a massive blimp and OUT OF THE BLUE I just get promoted because of this super special thing and I get to park the blimp on an island for the Blimp Cermony. After that I was back in the blimp and on the balcony with some random girl and that was basically ut

  • @Creative_StudioMic
    @Creative_StudioMic 2 года назад +198

    Had a strange dream.
    I was a male in his mid-twenties (I'm a fifteen-year girl in real-life), and the dream was about me traversing a strange arena with my younger sister. The arena looked rough and unreal, like it was a crappy unfinished Unity project. I don't remember clearly, what happened there, but I remember perfectly how I shot someone with a bazooka, and literally the whole arena just broke, leaving me and my sis floating.

    • @Danube-TV
      @Danube-TV Год назад +17

      Did it have the wii death sound when it broke

    • @rm_steele
      @rm_steele Год назад +5

      you sure it wasn't an unfinished Unreal project

  • @ellahoward7519
    @ellahoward7519 6 месяцев назад +11

    I’ve had so many weird dreams that I have an entire page of them listed on my Notes app, but I’ll give you one from several years ago that really stuck out to me.
    I was walking by myself in my grandma’s neighborhood pulling a purple mushroom the size of a two-story house in a little red wagon. Then when my parents came by, I stuffed the entire mushroom into my bellybutton…and somehow that whole thing fit inside, except it then started turning my belly purple. I tried covering it up with a white towel, but the towel turned purple too!
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

  • @random_person3191
    @random_person3191 Год назад +202

    I had a dream several years ago where I, a dorito, fell in love with a sentient ice cream cone. My friends were other food items, I woke up and was in a mild depression for the next few days as I remembered the love of my life. To this day, strawberry ice cream still makes me sad for the love I once had.

  • @TinyDragonGamer250
    @TinyDragonGamer250 Год назад +367

    I also recently drempt that I was an immortal snail, but I wasn't on a mission to kill the immortal human, rather I was trying to become his friend and end this terrible curse.
    Neat.

    • @cookscreativecorner
      @cookscreativecorner Год назад +28

      You should write a book about that. Or a graphic novel.

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 Год назад +4

      Lol when I was on meds I would see the weirdest dreams like im in a cemetery and ghost of snow White is somewhere on the loose and its evil than I reach some gate and I see some female ghosts i dont know what to do so I sing la lorona ( I'm not Hispanic ) and they sing and dance with me and spin around so I live them dancing then I see Indiana joens and his face was clawed by snow White I tell him: told you so and we watch some people walking up a wooden ladder indie encourages me to try it than I do it and I wake up

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 Год назад +3

      Or that time I was stressed by university work so in my sleep I see my dad driving around showing me universities like do you wanna go there ?no what about that one? Like I'm shopping for shirts or sth 😂 So we found one witch is on the base of a mountain and its awesome and an ice tower pops up from behind of the campus so I told my dad this is too far in the mountains but he says he already got papers ready so I go to some office and wait my turn but I wake up

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 Год назад +1

      Or that time I was travelling by myself in a trailer in the US ( I dont live there ) I'm watching some family channel on RUclips and I stay somewhere surprisingly I saw them than they invite me to stay the night with them they give me a sleeping bag but right before I sleep next to them I see a news about them being found dead in the woods so I get up and I see dead bodies covered in moss they get up and want to kill me but draculaura draws a sigil on the ground that teleports me back home

    • @TinyDragonGamer250
      @TinyDragonGamer250 Год назад +1

      @@cookscreativecorner I'm terrible with long term writing, but I can make a helluva awesome short story!

  • @americanwallace5216
    @americanwallace5216 Год назад +506

    I had a horrible nightmare last night where Sr Pelo died. I was scared beyond belief in the dream and I kept trying to deny that he died. But I kept seeing the videos mourning his death and I even looked him up on the Internet and the “is” in the information sentence thing was changed to a “was.” Eventually I just…gave up and accepted it. Pelo was gone. He was so talented and had so much potential. Then I woke up. I was SO fucking relieved I was out of that hellscape of a dream. Literally went through every stage of grief in a dream over Sr Pelo of all people.

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Год назад +33

      -Premonition-

    • @reese2461
      @reese2461 11 месяцев назад +96

      i once dreamt my uncle died because he got splatted in splatoon

    • @RoyalEric
      @RoyalEric 11 месяцев назад +34

      That reminds me of a dream I had where I was watching the news and they said on the news that Danny Devito pass away

    • @Trainzer_
      @Trainzer_ 9 месяцев назад +15

      This, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of why you shouldn't trust everything you read on the internet. Especially in dreams lol

    • @americanwallace5216
      @americanwallace5216 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Trainzer_do you think I’m making it this up?

  • @titaniumvulpes
    @titaniumvulpes 8 месяцев назад +9

    When I was a child I had a dream that I had to go upstairs to get the mayonnaise, which for some reason was being kept upstairs, but Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z was at the top of the stairs and kept screaming at me that I couldn't have the mustard (apparently the mayonnaise was now mustard). For some reason that dream shook me up so bad I still vividly remember it over 20 years later.

  • @IAmElectrospecter
    @IAmElectrospecter 2 года назад +130

    When my son was born, I had a dream that his arm detached and I put it in the laundry by mistake. After coming out of the dryer it was shriveled and burnt and wouldn't reattach (presumably it would have reattached under the dream logic if I hadn't shrunken it). I woke up with the hugest pit of guilt in my stomach!

  • @MalcolmIIofCaledonia
    @MalcolmIIofCaledonia Год назад +190

    My best dream ever was me and my late great grandad just sitting on a porch just rocking back and forth while talking to each other, this happened a few months ago, I still think it’s him telling me that he’s still here.
    I wish I met him more than once, still miss him.

    • @kisstiecat
      @kisstiecat Год назад +18

      This is depressing and wholesome at same time (I'm talking about the dream ofc) and I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Год назад +9

      My condolences, Gigachad.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +3

      Chad if you need some closure: Your Great grandfather may be in Valhalla, tell me his name and I'll check with Odin.

  • @dr.temperancebrennan
    @dr.temperancebrennan 2 года назад +395

    Okay so this was more of a nightmare than a dream, but it's still to date the wildest nightmare/dream I've ever had. I don't remember alot about it, I just remember some traumatizing details that have never left my mind. A dark haired, red eyed little girl sitting on my childhood homes fence with my childhood dog, Otis' head on a spike. Then the scene shifted to where I was crying in a school bathroom as a demonized version of Otis tried to get into the stall I was in. Also there was that one time in elementary school where I dreamt that all students had long pins sticking out of them for some reason, were basically zombified, and one girl came in crying to the teacher I was with to "get them out of me, get them out of me. Please!!"

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 2 года назад +48

      Damn, I had a similar one where I was in a classroom with the sky outside being red, a girl came in and screamed at the teacher for help in the hall but the teacher ignored her as something dragged her back into the hall. I don’t remember much past that but your story reminded me of that

    • @ang3lic_abyss
      @ang3lic_abyss 2 года назад +41

      oh god-
      that is actually terrifying

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 года назад +17

      My dreams are usually never scary, they just feel more like comedy than scary or more mildly sad than scary. There were two possibly paranormal things that happened in my real life tho, there was some guy from school, let's call him Bob, who claimed to have satanic or black magic type abilities. He said he could make blood boil and he could show people their worst fear or something like that. He wanted to demonstrate the boiling blood thing so some other teens gathered in front of him, maybe sitting down, and even though I was off to the side, he was facing them not me, I still suddenly felt very warm in the chest. And I let him know that and he stopped and was like oh r/iamverypowerful. The showing people their worst fear thing was like, Bob put his hand next to some other guy's head, the guy wanted to see if the showing people their worst fear thing was real, or maybe they did want to see their own worst fear for some reason. This was voluntary, guy asked Bob to do this. Anyways after a little while of this the guy said "Dude, stop" and so Bob did stop, the guy looked like he had a headache or something and he said he saw a fish type of thing with like tentacles. I think he did say it was scary, sounds like it was some sort of very specific demon given the context or spirit even though I'm skeptical and don't actually believe in anything.
      The other paranormal thing that happened was I saw a glowing white orb in the night sky for like a second, then it disappeared. Still very skeptical about it tho like it could have been a real explainable thing or a hallucination or whatever.
      I had a dream about my "worst fear" it was just a little transparent orange blob creature, it's stomach had liquid in it that constantly sloshed around and the creature had the ability to make me feel a little nauseous but yeah didn't feel very scary it was just a mildly unsettling creature. The scariest dream I think I had was when I looked into a mirror and my iris and pupil were like melting, my eyes are brown but they were dissolving into a sickly green color. It was probably a dream based on district 9 which like the fly in the way that it has body horror like a slow transformation.

    • @thatsamood
      @thatsamood 2 года назад +7

      Sounds like the Fetch robot dog from Fazbear Frights Book 2 attacked you

    • @potatoman7028
      @potatoman7028 2 года назад +3

      I once dreamt of looking through the door glass thing i forget what it was called and the rake was standing outside lol

  • @freakout9493
    @freakout9493 9 месяцев назад +9

    I used to have lucid nightmares a lot when I was younger. However, through all of them (though not as commonly today) I had two options; sometimes I decided to stay asleep, and I’ve gotten over a lot of fears that way. However, when things got to be dire, as a last resort (and this goes for all of my dreams honestly) I could automatically wake up by doing a backflip. I can’t even backflip in real life.
    I also remember having a dream where I was chased through a snowy forest at night by a monster with flashing multicolored eyes, that blasted phonk music as it chased me.

  • @flameblade3
    @flameblade3 Год назад +289

    I once had a dream where, long story short- I got caught in part of my own trap I laid for someone else, thought “wait, this is a dream! I can just- hrrrrrrrrg” and made the trap go away. I proceeded to forget that I realized it was a dream and it played out as normal. As normal as my dreams go anyway

    • @alexanderreynolds6018
      @alexanderreynolds6018 Год назад +20

      This happens to me too! The only time I ever have lucid dreams is if I'm facing imminent peril, I'll realize it's a dream, calm down, and then immediately go back to the dream with no idea that I'm dreaming.

    • @SamanthamusPrimeV28050
      @SamanthamusPrimeV28050 Год назад +6

      I had a dream where I was at a model fashion show place, as I was the judge in that show, and 1 of the models was an 82 year old Canadian man named Peter Cullen, and he was doing a sassy walk, which is unusual for an old man, and me and the other judges gave Peter Cullen a 20/20 and other models got 19/20, 18/20, and so on. And 1 woman who is like 26 years old took off her high heel shoe and yeeted at Peter Cullen, and what did Peter Cullen do to avoid getting hit in the face with the high heel? He dodged it, obviously, and he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MISS?!?!? WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR OWN FATHER OR GRANDFATHER, AT HOME, WOULD YOU?" and the woman had instant regrets after Peter Cullen's scream of anger. And Peter Cullen jumped at the woman and tackled her to the ground, and then a 77 year old american man named Frank Welker, who was in the crowd, got out of his seat, and went to break up the fight between Peter Cullen and the 26 year old woman, and Peter Cullen suddenly turned 28 years old, like his body just went through an age reverse stage, and Peter Cullen said "what happened? How did I turn 28 when I was 82 years old?!?" And everybody noticed that Peter Cullen sounded younger, and he did his famous Optimus Prime voice, saying "hello, my name is Optimus Prime." And then Peter Cullen just flunked in Frank Welker's arms, then Peter Cullen's older brother Larry Cullen came out of the crowd, and then he just picked his brother up out of Frank Welker's arms, and carried his brother home, then after the show, Frank Welker, and I followed Larry Cullen to his home, and we found Peter Cullen, and suddenly Peter Cullen turned back into an 82 year old man, from a 28 year old man, and Larry Cullen said "I don't know what happened to my brother. I suppose that his DNA genome may have been changed, to have some sort of ability to make him change age at will, like 1 day or moment, he could be impersonating an 18 year old boy, and another moment or day, he would be impersonating various younger people, age wise." And Frank Welker said "how did that all happened? Did he take some sort of hormonal pills? Also, how are you still alive? If you had died in march of 2011?" Then Larry Cullen said "I came back from the dead, like how that heroic truck, that my brother auditioned for, did." And I said "you came back from the dead like how Optimus Prime did, Larry Cullen?" And Larry Cullen said "yep." Then I walked back to the show location, and I saw an ambulance there, and paramedics getting a 45 year old French man named Omar Sy into the back of the ambulance, as Omar Sy had suffered a very bad anime nosebleed, and apparently, his anime nosebleed was caused by Peter Cullen's sass on the catwalk. A 45 year old man simping for an 82 year old man? That is strange and gay. Not to be offensive to any LGBTQ+ community members, okay? But Peter Cullen has a wife and so does Omar Sy.
      My dream ended at Larry Cullen's house, and I saw a random woman who worked at SEPTA as a bus driver, kissing Larry Cullen.

    • @ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678
      @ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678 Год назад +7

      idk how u guys detect your dreams. no mattter how ridiculous my dream is, i will never detect jts a dream 😭

    • @SamanthamusPrimeV28050
      @SamanthamusPrimeV28050 Год назад +2

      @@ieatmyownshitsometimes_5678 everybody is different.

    • @seandunne4931
      @seandunne4931 11 месяцев назад +4

      That's brains for you, they don't like it if you break their rules, and rule number one is: You're not allowed to know it's a dream.

  • @octopusdude7441
    @octopusdude7441 2 года назад +198

    One of my favorite weird dreams has to be the one where I, (a petite white woman), was sent by the Japanese government on an undercover mission disguised as a Sumo wrestler. Just me in those little sumo undies pretending to be a wrestler. Somehow, I was never caught.

    • @Null-value
      @Null-value 2 года назад +32

      The Japanese government chose wisely; dream you is clearly a master of disguise

  • @starfruit7911
    @starfruit7911 Год назад +263

    When my sister was about 4, she woke up screaming and crying because a magic fairy turned her into a poo and someone flushed her.

  • @95FordGuy-hw2le
    @95FordGuy-hw2le 6 месяцев назад +6

    I once had a dream that I was taking a shower and eating a piece of bread, not toast, bread. There was exactly 3 bites of bread left (?) and I dropped it in the shower. Then hit my knees crying and yelling “NOOOOOO”. I still have no idea

    • @alexkitty149
      @alexkitty149 5 месяцев назад +1

      in loving memory
      dream bread

  • @Jupiter-T
    @Jupiter-T 2 года назад +356

    Probably the least sensical and yet scariest dream I had: Two rotten-smelling green eggs hatched into these airplane-human-baby hybrids. They flew around the room and screamed at each other in airplane language. Somehow this caused all the toddlers in the town to go batshit crazy and paint the walls and yell "green! Green! Green!" over and over again.

    • @blipwazhere4162
      @blipwazhere4162 2 года назад +57

      That could easily be made into a horror movie.

    • @BoonieBearsLover
      @BoonieBearsLover 2 года назад +59

      What does airplane language sound like?

    • @tewam67
      @tewam67 2 года назад +56

      @@BoonieBearsLover fwuuuuuuuuuUuuUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @Le_BluBird
      @Le_BluBird 2 года назад +40

      so THAT'S why Dr. Seuss didn't like Green Eggs and Ham.

    • @BoonieBearsLover
      @BoonieBearsLover 2 года назад +13

      @@tewam67 I don’t know why I didn’t expect that

  • @isms-music
    @isms-music 2 года назад +417

    For the past 7 years, I've been having the same nightmare. My old black bedroom lamp - which I thought was creepy 7 years ago runs up my staircase violently, into my bedroom uninvited - scaring the crap out of me. It beats me with all different types of objects: Fire hydrants, live pigs, spray and wipe bottles, and sometimes even my family members.

    • @cache_valley_cryptid
      @cache_valley_cryptid Год назад +35

      Wtf 😭

    • @ChiasmMarksTheSpot
      @ChiasmMarksTheSpot Год назад +18

      I dig this. Much more fun to read about I'm sure.

    • @chipyopthemf9937
      @chipyopthemf9937 Год назад

      Bro seek mental help

    • @isms-music
      @isms-music Год назад +7

      I thought it was creepy when I was like 8, I'm a teenager btw not an adult.

    • @isms-music
      @isms-music Год назад +29

      @@ChiasmMarksTheSpot At this point, I find the dream quite funny, but yet disturbing for obvious reasons. But some are scarier than others.

  • @A_Dog_Named_Vox
    @A_Dog_Named_Vox 2 года назад +461

    This is quite literally the reason why I kept a dream diary in the first place.
    Most of my weirdest dreams are waaaaay too long for me to post, but I do have a short and sweet one:
    I'm watching a RUclips documentary about animals. The narrator says, ”Other animals are terrifying for their teeth… or venom… but this one is terrifying for how much gifts it gives!”, as the video cuts to a small canary, playing with someone while sitting on a bird stand. The person's shirt also says “How much gift it gives!”, as if it is a slogan for an attraction.
    A host wearing a fancy suit picks up the canary and says, ”Oh hey, little guy!” But, before he can even put the bird near the camera and show him to the audience, the video cuts to a analog horror-esque warning page: ”The following footage is extremely disturbing. Censored for your viewing safety.” A deafening beeping noise plays, but the host's cries of agony can be faintly heard in the background.
    I thought to myself, ”headcanon: The video is disturbing because you will be jealous of how much gifts the host received.”

  • @AGtheWriter
    @AGtheWriter 9 месяцев назад +9

    I have some real weird dreams. The one I remember the most happened when I was 8. Basically, this girl (who was Emily Elizabeth from Clifford) was friends with these three ducks. The girl had to stop playing with them so she could go back in her house but the ducks had seperation anxiety or something, because they started thinking the girl didn't want to be friends with them any more. I basically spent the rest of the dream trying to convince them that they were dumb, to no avail. Also, there was a portal under my bed that lead to an indoor waterpark, and randomly, I was put inside a firetruck and the driver started singing to me kids show style about the fire equipment. It was real weird, but it's funny to look back on.

  • @gab_just_gab
    @gab_just_gab 2 года назад +713

    Nothing will ever beat that one time I dreamt about an AD for a retro mobile game that doesn't exist where every single character was a fucking moai statue 🗿

    • @lillithb1661
      @lillithb1661 2 года назад +81

      Hate dreaming about really fun video games, then waking up and remembering they don’t exist 😤
      One of mine was about a PvP game sort of like Rocket League where you drove around in glass spheres with guns on the outside to shoot each other, and there were different characters you could play as e.g. an armadillo and they each had different abilities

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 2 года назад +10

      🗿🗿🗿

    • @rymothglint220
      @rymothglint220 2 года назад +16

      FWIW, Moai-kun for the NES is a (very much real) fun Konami puzzle platformer, if you're still interested 🗿

    • @HopeRock425
      @HopeRock425 2 года назад +13

      I've had these sorts of dreams, where I am watching a RUclips video or playing a good fictional game. But have you ever had a dream where it wasn't you, who you were dreaming about. Cause I have them quite often. Like one time I was dreaming of a girl (named something starting with A) and she was part of a group of kids collecting some sorts of magical rocks in a magic world . A combination of Narnia and Infinity War. Sadly I don't remember much except the premise. Is it just me or are dreams about other people normal?

    • @BeanKally
      @BeanKally 2 года назад +9

      I once had a dream about a show where various fast food workers do various challenges relating to cooking oil

  • @HEXD-kd8te
    @HEXD-kd8te Год назад +326

    I had a dream I was supposed to save the world from ending with a team of random strangers. Me and another teammate had just watched everyone else die and we decided to use our time powers to bring them back. Apparently, using time powers is illegal, and I got told by a floating fish with an oddly human face, "people who mess with time get to wake up at 4am" in a disappointed tone and shaking its head, which was oddly specific. I would say I woke up at 4am, but I actually woke up at 3:52 and was oddly disturbed.

    • @damianlego3840
      @damianlego3840 Год назад +85

      It seems like that was somehow your body's internal clock physically manifesting itself in your dreams...in the form of a floating fish. The brain really is a strange and fascinating thing isn't it?

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp Год назад

      ​@@damianlego3840one time someone from my family called me when I was in my deep sleep.
      In my dream a red phone appeared out of thin air, then I took it off the hook and listened to the external world message my family member was saying.
      It was like I was inside the matrix and then I was taken by the phone and woke up.
      Brains create strange realities.
      Maybe that's all there is in this universe, it's all consciousness all the way down, like Russian dolls.

    • @yesnomaybeso8633
      @yesnomaybeso8633 Год назад +40

      This sound like something out of SCP Foundation lol

    • @koolaid33
      @koolaid33 Год назад +18

      You got visited by Seaman in your sleep, damn.

    • @BambinaSaldana
      @BambinaSaldana Год назад +6

      Glenn Fishman is dissapointed in you.

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 2 года назад +434

    I once dreamt a completely normal day of class and it was so vivid and so accurate I genuinely thought I was awake and in class.
    I woke up so damn confused.

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Год назад +72

      Ahh, the ol' false awakening. That's annoying.
      I had a dream that had THREE false awakenings!
      Waking 1: I walked downstairs and saw a black cat in the living room. "Mom, why is there a cat here? We don't own a cat!" And the cat looked at me all insulted.
      Waking 2: I walked downstairs and got stuck on the stairs, just walking on the spot, like a glitching video-game character.
      Waking 3: Sat in bed, suspicious that waking-up wasn't working, so just sat there and watched my room change colours, and get bigger and wider like the walls were stretching out.
      And *THEN* I woke up.

    • @tricolover1347
      @tricolover1347 Год назад +14

      I had dreams like this before and everytime I woke up I would just sit there for a bit confused out of my mind lol

    • @kimleejungjeonparkminmoonh7453
      @kimleejungjeonparkminmoonh7453 Год назад +12

      On one fine day in the lockdown I got a dream in which I woke up early , made my bed (I never do it) , brushed my teeth , ate breakfast and was watching TV when my grandma woke me up and I sat there confused for some mins before realising it was all a dream.

    • @captaindarksign3589
      @captaindarksign3589 Год назад +2

      Same, but i was more happy when it endet.

    • @WarTie
      @WarTie Год назад +2

      @@toddboyce3599what is the RCMP?

  • @Tw1zzl3rz
    @Tw1zzl3rz 4 месяца назад +14

    4:37 displays just how *fearful* matt rose is of furbies

  • @Anreii
    @Anreii 2 года назад +232

    The lawn mower one just awoken some memories of a dream I had as a child... My brother was a car, a weird fleshy abomination with his face stretched across the grill/lights area but for some reason in the dream I found it pretty cool but not too out the ordinary

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 2 года назад +146

    A few dreams I actually remember from when I was a kid:
    - My little sister being ground into a can of tomato soup. I was around toddler age at the time and the sister was just a baby who hardly left her bedroom, so I distinctly remember thinking the dream was real for a while lmao
    - Coming to a new school and not knowing where *any* of the classes were (I think I was about to graduate to middle school when I had it)
    - My English teacher bringing in an evil clown to class, who then proceeds to mind control all the students except me. The rest of the dream was just me running away from the clown, and I remember the school being much larger in the dream than in real life. I also remember being less scared of the clown than I was confused by the bizarre layout of the dream-school

    • @creative-name5279
      @creative-name5279 2 года назад +14

      I had a school dream where it was the end of the year and I found out there was a project we were assigned at the beginning of the year that we'd turn it at the end. I was panicking because I hadn't even started the project yet.

  • @bugsauce2261
    @bugsauce2261 2 года назад +575

    A couple of recent ones I've had:
    *1:* I was watching a movie with two other people, and I turned to the old man on my left to say "This movie's kind of scary, isn't it?" He replied in agreement, and asked me if I was going to ask Roger, the little boy on my right. I then turned and asked him twice, and he remained oblivious. However, when I tapped on Roger shoulder, he suddenly jumped away from me out of his chair, slinking into the darkness with a face like the murderer from Scream.
    *2:* I woke up on the edge of a seemingly endless field and a dense forest. There was at least seven inches of snow on the ground, and I was completely naked. Beside me there was a shield and a Gladiator helmet. Somehow, I subconsciously knew that I had to find a shed somewhere inside the field. After what felt like an eternity of walking I finally found one, but upon opening the door I woke up.
    And some smaller ones:
    *1:* I did an airstrike attack on a Nazi base with a talking penguin.
    *2:* I made a set of armor out of a drum set and fought a living tuba.
    *3:* I went on a quest for "The Golden Steak," said to be cooked at only the finest of temperatures.
    *4:* I found a secret base up my chimney, made out of lapis.
    And my favorite, *5:* I found a spiky suit of metal armor, put it on, and started a superhero gig as "Splinter Man."

    • @FlatEarthKiller
      @FlatEarthKiller 2 года назад +37

      LMAO! Nature is hilariously sadistic

    • @StarlitNova12
      @StarlitNova12 2 года назад +23

      Number 2 on the smaller ones reminds me of the whole Tuba Boss Fight meme.

    • @bradbradthebrad
      @bradbradthebrad 2 года назад +29

      number 1 of the smaller ones sounds like something that would happen in a Madagascar movie

    • @ja.lena.a
      @ja.lena.a 2 года назад +7

      I had some dreams about superheroes too! In one of them, the superhero outfits looked like oversized grapes that were stuck onto the

    • @H4LLW4Y.V01D
      @H4LLW4Y.V01D 2 года назад +10

      The golden steak sounds like something out of dnd or miitopia 😂😂😂

  • @songerkids690
    @songerkids690 4 месяца назад +6

    I had a dream about a month ago where my social studies teacher was going to play The Simpsons Movie in class, but instead of being about Homer saving Springfield from some nuclear thing, it was a sci-fi horror space film.

  • @Anonemaus-nj5rs
    @Anonemaus-nj5rs 2 года назад +136

    I had the standard "getting chased by a serial killer with a sledgehammer" dream, but when I woke up there was a shadow in the corner of my room that looked like a person. Scared the shit out of me.

    • @thegiovannimauro
      @thegiovannimauro 2 года назад +3

      sleep paralysis?

    • @OFGamezz
      @OFGamezz 2 года назад +1

      I have that all the time mate. Most of the time its my dad. Lol

    • @lattekawa7005
      @lattekawa7005 2 года назад +1

      I had a similar dream where i was being chased by someone with an axe. They caught up with me and with a big swing they plunged it into my chest. It was so vivid that i could feel the heaviness and coldness of the blade.

    • @Anonemaus-nj5rs
      @Anonemaus-nj5rs 2 года назад +1

      @@thegiovannimauro Not really, just my eyes playing tricks on me. I did get it once though. No hallucinations, however.

  • @threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748
    @threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748 2 года назад +371

    I had a dream that someone challenged me to carve a wood sculpture with anything but proper wood carving tools. I took that challenge and carved a sculpture of a golden retriever with nothing more than a garden trowel and a kitchen knife. It was fairly detailed and after I showed the person the sculpture, it turned into an actual golden retriever.
    Edit: I forgot to say this when I was originally writing this, but I don't know how to carve wood in my waking life, let alone know how to carve wood with the tools I chose in the dream.

  • @felixmckinney7132
    @felixmckinney7132 Год назад +144

    My sister had a dream that she had this intense rivalry with a duck pretending to be a person, and nobody else noticed but her. Apparently, the duck liked to rob museums dressed as different people. There’s definitely a few more specific details that happen after this, but I can’t remember it at the moment. She told us this during our great uncle’s funeral.

    • @noodlesnook
      @noodlesnook Год назад +31

      this genuinely sounds like the plot of a cartoon i’d watch when i was younger

    • @qopparune
      @qopparune 9 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like Boo from Animaniacs
      You know
      The master of disguise chicken

    • @rosemarythesheep8272
      @rosemarythesheep8272 8 месяцев назад +1

      Why did this remind me of Kid vs Kat?

    • @vanilladrizzlequeen
      @vanilladrizzlequeen 6 месяцев назад

      that sounds like Boo! YOU WEAR A DISGUISE TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS, BUT YOURE NOT A MAN, YOURE A CHICKEN, BOO

    • @redfoxlol101
      @redfoxlol101 4 месяца назад

      this reminds me of the wallace and gromit the wrong trousers for some reaso

  • @ofeliapersephone3657
    @ofeliapersephone3657 11 месяцев назад +7

    I had a dream once that had a ton of detail, but all you need to know is that I was traveling across the Pacific Ocean, floating in laundry baskets, with the characters from Heathers.

  • @lucyicanel
    @lucyicanel Год назад +183

    I had this really long and wacky dream that ended with me and someone else walked into a large room with nothing in it but a massive round table with a bunch of like 4 foot tall penguin statues and 10ish year old boy in a penguin onesie sitting around it. The boy gestures for us to sit at the table and says, "I bet your wondering why I brought you here today" Then I woke up. I'm still a bit mad that I never got to hear what he had to say.

    • @wrathengel82
      @wrathengel82 Год назад +27

      You've been invoked to the PENGUIN RITUAL

    • @jackiele8311
      @jackiele8311 Год назад +11

      You were not worthy to hear his penguin wisdom

    • @literallyapenguin7576
      @literallyapenguin7576 Год назад +5

      Did you meet me in a dream?

    • @Ransa31
      @Ransa31 Год назад +5

      The boy: “shid he disconnected”

    • @Alisonsgachaverse
      @Alisonsgachaverse Год назад +2

      ​@@literallyapenguin7576 hi penguin

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 2 года назад +181

    One of the strangest dreams I remember with clarity was fleeing from a gigantic Pikachu in a red double decker bus against a red skydrop years before dynamaxing was a thing.
    Also I had a weird dream last night involving a sad Jimmy Neutron who was being mocked. I've only ever seen the film (didn't have access to the Nickelodeon channel back in the day) so I've no idea why this was a dream.

    • @gusfring69420
      @gusfring69420 2 года назад +7

      Omg gamefreak gave you a clue about gen 8!

    • @dogchickencatboi5910
      @dogchickencatboi5910 2 года назад +3

      I had a dream about minecraft banners awhile before the update. The dream also included my second grade teacher making skirts out of chicken wire

    • @casey7817
      @casey7817 2 года назад +4

      One time I had a dream that Jimmy Neutron was an evil genius supervillain or some shit. I have also never seen Jimmy Neutron

  • @MiniMia48
    @MiniMia48 2 года назад +53

    This is actually perfect, I keep a dream journal. The entries are usually written weirdly because I’m really tired while writing them, but I’ll try my best to translate some of yesterday’s:
    In the dream, I was walking around my yard, and stopped right in front of the shed. I turned around and it got really windy. I was wearing a pretty baggy shirt, and so the wind puffed it up a lot. Then I thought it would be really cool if the wind carried me up, like I was flying. And then it did. When I got really high up in the air, I looked down at my mom, who had suddenly appeared. I yelled something down to her, and then she stretched up to me. As in, her legs extended about a hundred feet to be on level with me. Then her head turned into a Minecraft pillager’s head, and I got really scared and woke up.
    There’s a lot of other stuff from the same “sleeping session” but I don’t know how to explain it in a way that makes sense

  • @SanityLoser
    @SanityLoser 5 месяцев назад +7

    one time i had a dream where i cracked my knuckles so hard, that my neighbors, winston churchill and mike tyson died of the sound.
    the dream ended with credits, and the “cheese creator” credit was the hudson river along with jamaica

  • @rayquazadinosaur3732
    @rayquazadinosaur3732 2 года назад +233

    I once had a dream where me and some of my classmates went to a summer camp to learn English and French. The walls were painted glowing red and blue, the teachers only wore underwear (???) and I was struggling to find the classroom I had to go to. In the end I got so anxious over the fact that I couldn't find the class that I fell to the ground and started screaming until I woke up.
    Oh and also the dream where a blimp crashed into my house and I sat there crying as I watched it destroy the wall.

    • @Ranarim1807
      @Ranarim1807 2 года назад +27

      So did you learn french in that dream?

    • @sirdumb6592
      @sirdumb6592 2 года назад +11

      ​@@Ranarim1807 and english?

    • @Ranarim1807
      @Ranarim1807 2 года назад +24

      @@sirdumb6592 well he's written that in english so, surely he learnt english

    • @FirePhoenix862
      @FirePhoenix862 2 года назад +22

      Had a dream similar to the blimp one, there was this aeroplane that crashed into the roof of our house (which was in the middle of a desert for some reason) and every time we rebuilt it the plane would come back and destroy it again.

    • @Ranarim1807
      @Ranarim1807 2 года назад +10

      @@FirePhoenix862 did the house looked like two towers?

  • @thatrandombee6976
    @thatrandombee6976 2 года назад +180

    Here's the weirdest dream I've ever had (not a nightmare, just weird lol): So it's about how to train your dragon, the little old lady (I think her name is Gothi) was accused of a crime, and the people of Berk decided to test how well she knows the Spanish language to see if she was guilty. Hiccup and Stoick go into a room with lots of palm trees with lemons growing on them, and challenge each other to a game in which they punch down the palm trees like in minecraft. After this, they enter the room with the Spanish test and Gothi is inside a glass chamber alongside a block of minecraft TNT. Nearby people suddenly start yelling that the lemons had escaped. Turns out the lemons had come alive and gone to a town called Brooklyn, and they returned on the backs of guinea pigs the size of horses.

  • @FirePhoenix862
    @FirePhoenix862 2 года назад +103

    I've had a few weird dreams, don't know which one is the weirdest:
    One of them was when me, my brother, and my best friend fixed some random person's boiler. Then we used the money to build a giant skyscraper with a telescope at the top. Thing is, this skyscraper was constantly crumbling, even when we first built it and wouldn't stop even when we strengthened it. Little bits of skyscraper would just always be flaking off. Also the lift that took you to the top of the skyscraper had a giant hole in the back wall.
    I had this dream when I was about 8 or 9. I have no idea how I remembered it in such great detail.

  • @W3IRD0starx
    @W3IRD0starx 4 месяца назад +5

    One time I had a dream that was like a tv show. This talking cat gave me and my friend a type of dessert I had never seen before (it was delicious, by the way), and for some reason we were in some sort of laboratory, combined with my church- yeah, it was weird- and there were villains chasing us- but the BEST part by far, is when the episode changed all of the sudden, to “Doc Martin Chronicles”…
    Yeah, it was basically just a man (who I’m not even sure WAS doc Martin) jumping on blocks in a purplish sunset, kicking villain butt

  • @kell_ceooftomlas
    @kell_ceooftomlas Год назад +274

    I once had a dream where I was in a hardware store. They had tablets and phones in one aisle. I grabbed a phone, entered a url that sent you to Club Penguin and was disappointed to see it had turned into a NSFW website. I cried, ran home, and there was a Crockpot with a keyboard in front of it on the kitchen table. I typed “Bring back club penguin” on the keyboard, the Crockpot blew up, and I died.

    • @TitusX49
      @TitusX49 Год назад +19

      You went to the hardware stooree

    • @cache_valley_cryptid
      @cache_valley_cryptid Год назад +28

      Wow that is pure chaos and I love it

    • @kell_ceooftomlas
      @kell_ceooftomlas Год назад +11

      @@TitusX49 it was home depot

    • @bitterlemonboy
      @bitterlemonboy Год назад +22

      that crockpot could genuinely be some kind of scp

    • @carlycarmine3858
      @carlycarmine3858 Год назад +7

      @@kell_ceooftomlas the funny thing is,in the real world home depot doesn't sell phones or tablets

  • @coral54hgmb
    @coral54hgmb Год назад +157

    Slept over at a friends house and had the most vivid dream of my life. In the dream, I was in the body of a ten year old boy. For the record, I am not ten years old or a boy. In the dream I had a little sister and a mom and dad and we all lived in the same house. However, something was wrong with the world and we couldn’t have the house too clean or it was considered “cheating” and something bad would happen. This inspires me to write a story that I have now been working on for half a year.

    • @thebingler77
      @thebingler77 Год назад +10

      Tell me when it's finished

    • @mx.menacing
      @mx.menacing 10 месяцев назад +3

      That sounds super interesting!

    • @SirMato
      @SirMato 9 месяцев назад +2

      im gonna read that

    • @XxXsoapXxX
      @XxXsoapXxX 8 месяцев назад +5

      Bro i NEED to read that if you upload this anywhere. Please in not joking

    • @CringeGurl123
      @CringeGurl123 8 месяцев назад +1

      You reminded me of my dream that I want to write a story about too

  • @stellie3553
    @stellie3553 Год назад +290

    I had a dream once where I screamed "I'm coming!" so loud that I woke myself up and realized I said it out loud in real life too. It turns out my mom happened to hear it but she assumed I meant I wanted to go with her to the store. Half of me believes she knows what I meant but doesn't want to admit it.

    • @pyrofromtf2
      @pyrofromtf2 Год назад +47

      Once I dreamt of getting into a fight with Elsa from Frozen and winning. My friend group is debating whether or not I could do that in real life. They say I can beat Elsa in a fight because of my fire-based equipment and methods.

    • @ali_m_
      @ali_m_ Год назад +7

      ​@@pyrofromtf2 I believe you mean,
      mmp mmoh m mmph mpph mmmmmph mmph mmmm mmph mmph mmp mmoh m mmph mpph mmmmmph mmph mmmm mmph mmph mmp mmoh m mmph mpph mmmmmph mmph mmmm mmph mmph.

    • @pyrofromtf2
      @pyrofromtf2 Год назад +5

      @@ali_m_ I can use a keyboard.

    • @ali_m_
      @ali_m_ Год назад +3

      @@pyrofromtf2 fair point, but if letters in-game appear as mmp-mmph in pyrovision, wouldn't you just be typing random letters.
      Eh who am I kidding, I go by Space Core, and I don't only talk in space obsessed rambilings.

    • @pyrofromtf2
      @pyrofromtf2 Год назад +2

      @@ali_m_ I can turn Pyrovision on and off at will.

  • @KatnissUna
    @KatnissUna 5 месяцев назад +5

    I had a dream a while ago that I was in a crowd of people, and I yelled "GIVE ME A ONE" and everyone was like "ONE" "GIVE ME A TWO!" "TWO!" "WHAT'S THAT SPELL? TWELVE!!"

  • @TaraAndFriends
    @TaraAndFriends 2 года назад +342

    I had a dream when I was a teen that I had my own appartment, which was filled with snakes. They weren't ordinary snakes, though, as they were strikingly beautiful and could talk, but preferred to talk with nobody except me. We lived in harmony and peace as they bred underneath my bed and shared my space. They were pastel pink, orange, or yellow, with ornate white patterning. Each one also nearly glew because they were so beautiful to me.

    • @faithpearlgenied-a5517
      @faithpearlgenied-a5517 2 года назад +30

      Sounds nice :)

    • @TaraAndFriends
      @TaraAndFriends 2 года назад +38

      @@faithpearlgenied-a5517 it was. I searched forever trying to find a similarly beautiful snake, but no such snake existed with the same petterns. Albino rosey boas are the closest color-wise, but still not pastel enough, and they don't 'almost glow.'

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 года назад +11

      I had a similar dream only THEY WERE ARGONIANS FROM SKYRIM. I DIDN'T OWN THE GAME AT THE TIME!

    • @BeanKally
      @BeanKally 2 года назад +16

      I had a dream once that I was riding on a giant Cobra with a rifle shooting at flying DVD players in radioactive apocalyptic city ruins

    • @youreright9358
      @youreright9358 2 года назад +7

      Reminded me of a dream where me and two other people were about to enter a cave and there was a snake in the entrance made out of like.. meat or something? And I think I or one of the other guys picked it up and it crumbled away. The dream was long but I dont remember it too well

  • @rohankishibe6433
    @rohankishibe6433 2 года назад +173

    For a long while when I was just a kid I would simply dream of just playing Minecraft. No weird shenanigans, just me imaging things to do in Minecraft next. Very helpful considering that's all I ever did.
    Also had a few different dreams where I could fly or maybe float by just waving my legs fast enough that I took off the ground.
    Finally, I once dreamt 3 times about a goldfish that got too big for it's bowl, and then had to be moved into a tank, and then into a pool, and then the ocean. It kept growing until it was flopping around on the puddle that was earth's oceans, and then it just swam into space, and then later ate the earth, and after, the sun like they were both tiny fish pellets. The fish then proceeded to swim/zoom past the camera with the big bang transition sound effect. I honestly don't even know what to add. Weird fish dream.

    • @knotsoangelic
      @knotsoangelic 2 года назад +5

      i’ve had flying dreams like that except i would flap my arms like wings. I would fly from home to school all the time and love it even tho i’m terrified of heights lmao

    • @creative-name5279
      @creative-name5279 2 года назад +9

      The fish dream sounds like a native American creation myth.

    • @josieposiec268
      @josieposiec268 2 года назад +1

      i also do the flying thing and get upset when i realize it's not real

    • @uiofinder
      @uiofinder 2 года назад

      I can not have any flying dreams. It doesn’t make sense how I have never flown in dreams. I have plenty of dreams where I just off a building and die but I never fly. My closest was jumping pretty high.

    • @fefek1
      @fefek1 2 года назад

      Isn't there a game where ur basically a fish like that where u evolve from eating microbes to eating the universe?

  • @f1shdisease
    @f1shdisease 2 года назад +163

    I had a dream that ended with credits too, when I was like 8. It started off with me being sent to a summer camp, where I was outcasted for some reason, so i went up to the “forbidden attic” which was housing a bunch of dust spirts. Scared the shit out of me but I guess they liked me cause they gave me a dust mask and I ended up befriending all of them :) the credits scene was also very cool, it showed people painting the sky as the names were rolling so it was like a movie dream
    Edit: Thanks to everyone sharing similar dreams in replies, they all sound really cool :))

    • @seedless5745
      @seedless5745 2 года назад +7

      wow

    • @dangerawaits_bbx
      @dangerawaits_bbx 2 года назад +12

      If I were good enough at animation and I have enough productivity, I would have animated your dream

    • @youknowwhoiam9930
      @youknowwhoiam9930 2 года назад +20

      When I was 7-8, I had a nightmare that it was the end of the world and my deceased grandma had to put me down so I wouldn’t have to witness it… and once it all faded out, the Halo leaderboard popped up

    • @crazycreaturestudios
      @crazycreaturestudios 2 года назад +6

      I once had a dream that had a movie twist at the end. It ended the exact same way it started leaving me (in my dream and irl) wondering if anything in the dream had actually happened or maybe was about too…

    • @jessicamurray7651
      @jessicamurray7651 2 года назад +6

      I've also had a dream with credits, don't remember much apart from the ending where it turned black and white, zoomed slowly away from two people walking in a graveyard and credits rolled. Very stylish, good cinematography

  • @a.garcia2152
    @a.garcia2152 2 месяца назад +4

    I once had a dream where flat squidward was a creepypasta

  • @15098D
    @15098D 2 года назад +176

    I had a dream about a “bus for enemies” that would pick up mortal rivals and force them to have a good time together before they were allowed to get off. This included Mario and Bowser, Hitler and Stalin and the White and Black Spies from Spy VS Spy

  • @burningtree5
    @burningtree5 Год назад +77

    I once had an apocalypse style dream and the cure was maple syrup, I had to get giant containers of it out of a huge, olympic style pool.

    • @Gacha_gays
      @Gacha_gays Год назад +4

      Do you happen to be Canadian?

    • @burningtree5
      @burningtree5 Год назад +7

      @@Gacha_gays Not even close 😆and I have no connection to swimming

    • @TheSty2000
      @TheSty2000 11 месяцев назад +9

      as a canadian i can definately say we'd give you the maple syrup to cure the world but we'd definately make you work for it

  • @Thelittlestrobot
    @Thelittlestrobot Год назад +108

    2:17 I've had a dream end in credits before. Actually the whole dream was a movie I was making with my stuffed animals and dad. We were initially just making a horror movie but then my dad and I started getting chased by the police and then it ended in a feel good song where we all held hands and moved into and apartment complex together.

    • @JDT-Loadsamoney
      @JDT-Loadsamoney Год назад +22

      I now really want a movie where the protagonists end by moving in with the *entire police force* .

    • @The_Creamster
      @The_Creamster 11 месяцев назад

      What the fuck

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 11 месяцев назад +8

      I've had a reoccurring dream when I was younger that had very late 80s - early 90s straight-to-VHS kind of opening credits set in some kind of polished oak home office with leather back books strewn across the desk. The actual dream that would take place after the credits was always a bit hard to remember, but the Genie and Aladdin from the 2D animated Disney movie were always present.

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT 3 месяца назад +3

    I’ve taken a video using a single sheet of toilet paper. Twice. In two different dreams, on two different nights.

  • @theegecetin
    @theegecetin 2 года назад +140

    Well, I've had a dream about me being a snake and being mad about not knowing how to cook a frog for my wife.

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 года назад +11

      I had a dream where I won a giant snail in a fishbowl at a carnival, and I asked my mom that it needed a fish tank
      We ended up running around the carnival panicking

    • @theegecetin
      @theegecetin 2 года назад +5

      do you know which game it was

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 года назад +4

      I had a dream where I was a fish, but I could live on land, and flopped around everywhere.

    • @theegecetin
      @theegecetin 2 года назад +1

      @@IamaPERSON very nice, now *flop or die*

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 года назад +1

      @@theegecetin *oh shite*

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 года назад +203

    I’m imagine that evil toe dad being like
    “Son, this has to stop. My toe isn’t evil. Just look, look at my toe!”
    And the kid just starts screaming

  • @BookFan2019
    @BookFan2019 2 года назад +216

    some of my weirdest, explained:
    1. watching a show on adult swim where some kid kills her own mother at a playground. the rest of the show was spent figuring out other killers in the area 20 years after the kid killed her mom.
    2. i went to therapy and oprah was my therapist.
    3. i was invited to mary elizabeth winstead’s birthday party with some other people, mostly celebrities
    4. i was helping the grim reaper fix his satellite dish.
    5. me and a few celebrities went to ohio and it got bombed.

    • @Canned_Bread1
      @Canned_Bread1 Год назад +15

      the last two sound nice

    • @hellod7961
      @hellod7961 Год назад +5

      @@Canned_Bread1 💀

    • @leagszymanski
      @leagszymanski Год назад +2

      I once had a dream that Tpot 4 came out and just not was up for elimination.

    • @draniccullendale9296
      @draniccullendale9296 Год назад +3

      No. 2 ...
      When I say you'd cry so fast - 💀

    • @SquooshyShark1000
      @SquooshyShark1000 Год назад +3

      ​@@leagszymanski how the heck do you dream about that lol

  • @Badger_god123
    @Badger_god123 7 месяцев назад +6

    My stepdad had a dream where me and him followed the postmans horse onto a frozen lake. Then i started throwing fireballs at the horse until it fell through the ice. We then had to get help from our neighbor to pull it up

  • @pigeonleadre
    @pigeonleadre 2 года назад +188

    Okay:
    This nightmare happened when I was about 4-6 years old, and it was really scarring. For some reason. I was walking through something of a maze, but instead of corridors, they were all rooms, like challenges I needed to pass in order to leave. The reason I wanted to leave so badly was because my mom had turned into a duck, and apparently leaving this hellhole would grant my mother her human form again.
    I was holding her in my arms, and I reached this room that looked like an average sized bedroom. There were two mattresses on the floor (put next to each other) to the left of the room, and in the middle of the room was a small coffee table that looked like it came out of a nursery. The weirdest part about this room was that there were two gigantic robotic babies with mechanical laser eyes sitting on the mattresses.
    I saw the next doorway past those huge babies, and I carefully tiptoed past them, only to hear the electric eyes winding up behind me. I look at the babies, and they’ve both awoken and are now charging their laser eyes at me. Fearing for my mothers life and mine, I duck behind the coffee table and shut my eyes in hopes of somehow being saved. Then I wake up.
    I look down at my feet and suddenly fleas jump out of my covers, land on my toes and start to suck all of the blood out of me. The worst part is that I genuinely felt myself being drained and was just watching them. And then I *actually* wake up.
    I was terrified out of my mind, ran to my mom, and she let me watch cartoons until morning (it was around 5 AM when I woke up) to help me de-stress. When I went back upstairs and saw my parents room, I realized the absolute shocking similarities the nursery in my nightmare and the bedroom had. I still wonder to this day what on earth the meaning was to that dream.

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 2 года назад

      Your parents had fleas

    • @mathguy37
      @mathguy37 2 года назад +4

      @@vlindors yes you can only get it if you play it with your mom and you both pass level 69 at the same time

    • @mathguy37
      @mathguy37 2 года назад +3

      @@vlindors if you have one that is

    • @moss_thedemonic
      @moss_thedemonic 2 года назад +19

      I had this weird dream where Max from Stranger Things was an NPC following me at all times, until I tried to wake up, she died. Rip NPC Max Mayfield.

    • @charlieg3819
      @charlieg3819 2 года назад +10

      Wow I’ve never had a dream like that. Usually I can barely remember how things in my dreams look and the dreams are just stuff like becoming baby Spiderman to escape jail and being stabbed by my dog.

  • @helplessturtle3879
    @helplessturtle3879 Год назад +73

    I vividly remember having a dream about watching youtube when suddenly I heard dolphin noises around me. I could not tell you where the noises were coming from, nor the overwhelming sense of dread I felt while they were happening.

    • @themememaster6775
      @themememaster6775 Год назад +5

      Probably just swears lol

    • @thebingler77
      @thebingler77 Год назад +2

      I remember having a dream where I got a creepy and slightly jumpscarey computer virus about dolphins. It's probably connected

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 11 месяцев назад +1

      "The rapists of the sea"

  • @asirrelevantasmyprofilepic
    @asirrelevantasmyprofilepic 2 года назад +448

    I HAD ONE I’L QUICKLY GO GET IT
    IT WAS THIS:
    I had a dream that I found a new backrooms level, and it was simply a vast desert with cold wind. Every few hours, I’d find a table, with 4 other people on it playing Solitaire, right next to an extremely deep ravine with smoke coming out of it. The people looked completely human, except one has cuts and bruises all over them. Near the end of the game, the bruised one drew a card called “Death”, stood up and jumped into the ravine, and the rest of the people would pack up the game and walk in different directions, away from the ravine. The smoke would stop and I stood there, clueless as to why someone killed themself halfway through a game of solitaire, the the other people played it off as a regular thing. Then i walked away, and was later dragged into another solitaire game at about noon. I recognized the other three as the exact same people the dead one was playing with, and suddenly a ravine appeared about 10 meters away from me, and smoke came out of it again, and I realized that the people playing were entities, and my death was already fated to happen. So I played, eventually drew the card, and fell down into the ravine, but survived. I looked around and saw a river, and a crashed plane on fire, so I sat up but I heard something whisper to me to lay back down, and I looked around and saw an entity that mimicked a small boy, except his legs were cut off and he was beheaded. He was stumbling around on his little nubs, and his body was full to the brink of rusted iron. When I tried to move, it quickly stumbled over to me, but stopped when I stopped moving. i dunno what to call the level, or why the entities dragged their victims in by playing the role of others who fell into the level, but the only escape option at the moment would be death.
    could be level 46, i really don’t know,

    • @Duccons
      @Duccons 2 года назад +87

      Holy shit chill, the video has been out for only 2 mins how did you already write a whole ass essay

    • @AustinTheWeenieTickler
      @AustinTheWeenieTickler 2 года назад

      o-o

    • @theegecetin
      @theegecetin 2 года назад +29

      @@Duccons he probably copied from somewhere else

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 2 года назад +23

      I also had a Backrooms-related dream, but I made a level instead
      The level was just an infinite SegaWorld (A closed down theme park that is Sega related) and there was a female Tails in a train conductor outfit that was pretty much the guide to the level

    • @BloxyMelonio
      @BloxyMelonio 2 года назад +10

      how the fuck did you type all that in two minutes!? do you just have it on a digital clipboard waiting for the moment?

  • @someone-o9d3k
    @someone-o9d3k 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love the transition from the happy dream at 3:45 to the ridiculousness of the one after it.

  • @biomechnicalhuman4851
    @biomechnicalhuman4851 Год назад +84

    I once had a dream where I thought "this is kinda like a dream, I wonder if it is a dream. Let me test it." And all I did was touch the ground, got confused if not feeling it meant I was in a dream or wasnt in a dream, and finally decided it was not a dream. The dream itself was a normal dream.

    • @SnailSnail622
      @SnailSnail622 Год назад +14

      I had the exact opposite, where I fully realized I was in a dream, decided to test the limits of the dream by kicking a tree, and when kicking the tree actually hurt, had a bit of an existential moment.
      (Edit: I do feel bad about kicking the tree, even though it was probably more than 20 times bigger than me. And I realized I was dreaming because I was flying amongst its branches.)

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 2 года назад +72

    I love his immediate panic when he saw someone had a dream about a furby.

  • @GLUBSCHI
    @GLUBSCHI 2 года назад +174

    One time i had a near-death experience in a dream.
    It was the most realistic dream i've ever had, i was somewhere on a tight road in the alps with my family and we were taking a break, then we stepped back in the car, me in one of the back seats and my grandpa in the drivers seat. And (at least this is what i thought in the dream) instead of stepping on the breaks he accidentally slams fully on the gas pedal and we drive off a cliff into like a 500 meter straight drop. This moment is the most detailed thing i've ever experienced in a dream, i'm pretty sure i had a real life adrenaline rush while dreaming this and i'm pretty sure in the dream i actually thought about whether or not this was a dream and came to the conclusion that there's no way this could be a dream because it was way too real. I was thinking "damn, this is actually happening, this is how my life ends huh". I really can't describe this experience that well, the best i can explain is that i was completely utterly convinced that i was going to die. Waking up from that dream was just as surreal, because i was so convinced that that dream was real, so for the first about 5 seconds i was totally confused before i realised i had been dreaming. The entire day after felt really weird and i kept thinking "wow, i'm alive".
    One thing i've learned from this dream is that it doesn't make sense to plan out how to get the best chance of survival in situations like these because you're just in way too much shock to do anything.
    Sorry if this is a bit much or incoherent, i'm not very good at writing and explaining stuff lol. Also i know this doesn't really fit with the theme of weird wacky dreams but i really wanted to share this with someone because this is definitely the craziest dream i've ever had and probably ever will have

    • @kimchi2911
      @kimchi2911 2 года назад +23

      I had a dream where I actually died. It happened last year, and I was in WW2, flying a fighter plane. I do not know which side I was on, but I think I was on the side of the japanese as the dream ended with me crashing my plane into a ship

    • @thatwatermelon5806
      @thatwatermelon5806 2 года назад +3

      silly grandpa moment

    • @princeCustos324
      @princeCustos324 2 года назад +5

      Thats actually pretty crazy cool. like you where living the last moments of an alternate one of your lives.

    • @Scaryland42
      @Scaryland42 2 года назад +4

      My near death experiences in dreams often goes like this:
      I am close to dying, and, it has actually become a habit for me, i ask myself "did I wake up this morning" if i don't remember when that happens I just go lucid and fly away.
      But one time I actually dreamt a full day, an extremely accurate one too, so when i was close to dying I thought this was actually real life, and when i died, i woke up, and i didn't trust my days for weeks after that

    • @jatoxo
      @jatoxo 2 года назад +4

      Love it when you're in a dream and ask yourself "Is this a dream?" and then still come to the conclusion that it is not... Happens all the time for some reason

  • @luckycat_713
    @luckycat_713 10 месяцев назад +3

    i had these dreams where i could jump up, tuck in my knees, and basically fly. it was like walking with the sensation of flying. i enjoyed hovering through different locations i liked.

  • @RussianCollapse
    @RussianCollapse 2 года назад +93

    I remember waking up in Jerma's house, and then being chased by him the whole time, running around his house. Wild dreams happen, you pass out while watching your favourite streamers...

  • @BookNerd623
    @BookNerd623 2 года назад +102

    Hey Matt! You’ve brought me some much joy during the past few months and I wanted to say thanks. You’re the best mate!

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 года назад +39

      Cheers 😊

    • @bertberw8653
      @bertberw8653 2 года назад +13

      I read "You're the best male"

    • @j_cannot_type
      @j_cannot_type 2 года назад +6

      this comment makes me so happy ajsjdhd 😭 I hope youre okay my friend, I'm glad Matt could make ya happy :))

  • @kyeatsbugs
    @kyeatsbugs 2 года назад +395

    I was in a castle with all the older Disney princesses, they looked normal, cared for me and were just nice overall. But for some reason I was terrified, I ran around for a few hours ending in me kicking sleeping beauty. I woke up in tears
    Edit: I don't have disneyphobia, I love (and loved) all the Disney movies and characters. Plus I'm pretty sure I was more scared of the fact I wasn't home than the princesses:')

    • @lambiegabby4055
      @lambiegabby4055 2 года назад +17

      So you have disneyphobia.

    • @bbysiea
      @bbysiea 2 года назад +13

      disneyphobic

    • @kaytlinkociemba
      @kaytlinkociemba 2 года назад +2

      @@bbysiea not at all, check edited comment

    • @bbysiea
      @bbysiea 2 года назад +1

      @@kaytlinkociemba i meant it as a joke because the person above me said disneyphobia...

    • @kaytlinkociemba
      @kaytlinkociemba 2 года назад +1

      @@bbysiea o h

  • @ParasaurolophusEwan
    @ParasaurolophusEwan 7 месяцев назад +3

    I once dreamed that i was at a rennaisance fair that was halfway outside in the Pennsylvanian wilderness in a snowless winter and halfway in a hockey stadium. I was trying to find my family, and for some reason every screen had the titular character from Omori on it (i have never played Omori) and at one point in the dream i told my brother that Omori was watching us.

  • @EmrysLlewellyn-ECLEC
    @EmrysLlewellyn-ECLEC 2 года назад +244

    There's one very strange dream I remember having a few years back;
    I was in school when a janitor turned into a xenomorph before disintegrating and one of my classmates grew five heads and turned orange. Then we were called up to the hall over something and half the class became ants. Then I was on a footpath when someone grabbed me and blew some green mist into my face. Then some guy entering a house, me walking away after an argument with a friend and there were three tuckshops for some reason, then it started getting difficult to breathe, some Star Wars Stormtroopers were defending a resort from giant cockroaches and then I woke up with a constricted chest.
    Kinda odd.

    • @Captain_Cashies
      @Captain_Cashies 2 года назад +23

      That's the most epic dream I've ever heard of

    • @wingidon
      @wingidon 2 года назад +14

      Well that resort is probably overrun, considering the aim that stormtroopers have

    • @Hazelbazelwastaken
      @Hazelbazelwastaken 2 года назад +12

      This sounds like a fever dream

    • @cache_valley_cryptid
      @cache_valley_cryptid Год назад +7

      I have dreams like this all the time, gotta love when your brain stacks nonsense on top of nonsense and calls it a plot

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen Год назад +4

      literally gmod

  • @RobMartens
    @RobMartens 2 года назад +104

    I found myself in a Walmart, looking at a display table showing off some weird new product called "Eggus". Even in the dream I had no idea what it looked like or did. There was a girl nearby who I had a crush on, but she didn't notice me. When I returned later the table was empty, and I audibly expressed frustration at the absence of Eggus so the girl wouldn't think I was a creep who'd only come back to hang around her (I was and I had).
    Later in that same dream I was sitting in the lobby of a lawyer or insurance agent's office when Cliffy B and a blonde Seth Green walked in, the latter of whom sat down next to me and started telling a bunch of lame non-jokes including, and I quote, "Gabe Newell's perm is called a perm." I didn't laugh, but he didn't stop.
    Real dreams are always so much more bizarre and inexplicable than just "at school in my underpants".

    • @EternalTheMandarinGoddess
      @EternalTheMandarinGoddess 2 года назад +17

      "Eggus" made me burst out laughing. My humor is officially broken.

    • @EMLtheViewer
      @EMLtheViewer 2 года назад +4

      @@EternalTheMandarinGoddess *E G G U S*

  • @athenianlily9840
    @athenianlily9840 2 года назад +45

    I've had many absolutely bonkers dreams, but it has got to be between the one where I was executed through poisoning and then dreamed my way throughout death (literally the entire process of death, including dying, BEING DEAD, and AFTER DEATH. That was a whole trip) or the one where my uncle ran a cult where people would tie themselves to wooden chairs and tip backward into bonfires. I watched most of my family unalive themselves that way...that was a nightmare.

  • @Bismuth83X
    @Bismuth83X 4 месяца назад +4

    I had a dream in which:
    • They had put out a DVD or possibly several to tie into the latest Endless Ocean game
    • I repeatedly got eaten, legs-first, by a regular-sized bowmouth guitarfish that could somehow move and breathe on land
    • I got stung on my thumb by a stingray and had to go to a hospital, and the hospital was not only connected to a hotel by a set of stairs and a door, but shared the hotel's aesthetics
    • I was in this sort of industrial-looking science museum in the southeast California desert which seemed to be mostly about desert animals, but the gift shop was mostly Transformers toys (and no, NOT Beast Wars ones).

    • @redfoxlol101
      @redfoxlol101 2 месяца назад

      sorry this is all in the same dream