I think the zillo beast deserves a spot on this list They can get so old that entire civilizations believe they went extinct ages ago just to one day show up from a cave/crater to almost kill Jedi
Zeltronians, Bariss and Luminara's species, Pantorans, Zabraks, and a few more. Honestly, a lot of species have very human anatomy designs but something about their eyes or head just says "No". For instance, Ki-Adi-Mundi's peeps, Cereans, they were literally humans with giant elongated foreheads that had another heart lodged in there. Togruta and Twi'leks function mostly the same as humans but their head tendrils go full alien.
Chewie was like 190 in solo and if that movie happened about 10 years before a new hope (give or take a handful), he would be between 230 and 240 by the end of the last jedi allegedly. And before people start commenting, I'll add that chewie states his age in the solo movie to be 190 or about that age. I'm just adding this to clarify
The longest lifespans in Star Wars belong to those who have cyborgged themselves up, that is, become largely mechanical. With the possible exception of a select few species of jellyfish, all biological systems age and eventually fail, such processes lead inevitably to death, unless someone or something kills the organism first.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
Wookies or Gen'Dai would make much better *clone troopers* than humans if the GAR were pragmatic and not set up to fail. *Wookies* were already valued for their strength and technical ability, and with their long lifespans a doubling of the aging rate would still leave them with plenty of years of service - economically it makes more sense, 150 years of prime soldering instead of 15. And they could carry heavy weapons as side arms, the only issue was their fur and armour unless a bodystocking made it wearable… the most terrifying force may well be shaved Wookies in heavy armour, no one survives waxing a Wookie. And as for Gen'Dai - a army of them is unstoppable, your only hope is to destroy the troop transports in space. There's no other way to kill them except for catastrophic damage. Although both species are unsuitable as pilots due to their size, so Yoda's species with a accelerated aging mod would be suitable, if a template was found that had the skill and reflexes - their small size would increase ship performance and just act as a extra level of security, most species couldn't fit in to steal it. Throw in Clawdite infiltration and assassination teams that can operate behind lines and shapeshift into enemy leaders and you have a war winning force that could take down any opposition.
unless, you know, those soldiers are designed and made by perfectionalistic sadistic bastards who dont give a flying fuck about living beings and want to milk their employer as much as possible
@robert20351 don't worry. there are people out there who *do* get your references. just, none of them know each other. the beauty of the internet amirite. god that makes me sound like such a neet. which I do not deny nor confirm
10:27 I wonder if it was about 23 years of constant exposure to the dark side coming from the planet of his exile or if he would have dropped dead on the same date if the Jedi Order had survived as it was prior?
@@GenerationTech true, the only real difference was that the area was (possibly) more balanced with the millions of Jedi that were in the temple over the time Yoda was a master.
@@GenerationTech I thought the temple was just on a force well? Nothing dark or light about it, just raw force. Same thing with Dagobah, you encountered only what you brought in with you, Luke's fear manifesting as himself as Vader. I admit I'm talking legends with the first point and I stopped reading after the Yuuzhan Vong war.
Well obviously Yoda would have better medical care and an easier lifestyle, so he clearly should have lived longer in a universe where Palpatine died of a heart attack, Dooku set up an assassination contingency, at the end of the Clone Wars, or just died accidentally during Anakin crash landing half a space ship. Let alone its implied his level of force sensitivity made him get hard by the shock of Order 66 and elsewise was semi depressed afterwards, so he'd also be in better spirits.
I've always figured Hutts and Yoda's species lived about the same length, roughly 10 times Human. So, a 50 year old Hutt would be like a 5 year old human child. 200 years would be likened to a 20 year old human adult. Yaddle was a respected, middle-aged 49(0). Jabba, in his 600's was the equivalent of a 60 or so year old Mafia Don. And Yoda, at 900, was a wizened 90 year old. Old even for his species.
Hang on, hang on, hang on. So the Hutts skin can resist acids, they can resist blaster fire, but Leia managed to strangle him? Does this mean Leia had to use the force to kill him? Maybe Leia used a force choke without her knowing it?
I had no idea how deep the Star Wars universe was. I watched the first 3 movies as a kid, and then just forgot about Star Wars until the resurgence of the new movies. This video was incredible. Now I find myself binge watching RUclips videos about Star Wars.
We might need to reevaluate Yoda's age at the time he bacame a Jedi master. If we go by the new madalore series, by age 50 they're still in there infancy. Unless they hit an extremely accelerated growth spurt, i seriously doubt he'd be a Jedi master by 94...
Actually, in terms of his own species' age, Yoda died extremely young. Based on the knowledge that the Child is 50 years old and acts about 18 months old, we can conclude that Yoda, at 900 years old, died relative to 27-33 years old. This may be due to stress from the rise of the Empire or perhaps this is common and we just don't know enough about the species yet to make that conclusion.
Those numbers are based entirely on assumptions and no hard facts. Yoda looks ancient by a new hope, so if he died in the equivalent of his 30s or even 40s, why would he look that old? Yoda also reached rank of jedi master by 96 years old, that's only 46 years older than grogu, so there is obviously a massive growth jump they have in that time period.
Your numbers are not linear. Yoda was named master at 96 standard years. So, with Grogu being about 50 there must be a big growth spurt between say 50 and 80 somewhere.
That is a assumption Maybe Yoda species has a huge growth spur for the species as well has a maturity growth around 100 years old. If we try to compare by human terms, Yoda died at 90 years old, the child is 5 years old
Me: clicks on thumbnail wondering what living forever, and Yoda passed out on a mountain of cocaine have to do with each other. Yoda: Long day, I've had. Edge off of teaching younglings, it takes. Party hard, I do. Out snorted Master Kun, I have.
I think Sarlaccs live up to tens of thousands of years. I remember reading somewhere that the one on Tatooine Boba escaped from was 25000 years old at the time
Hey Allen you should maybe talk about Anton's key from the Enders game series (Mainly the Shadow part, about Bean) and how that talks about a species life (specifically human). You know, smart but short lived and never stop growing or dumb but really long lived.
What about the Talortei? They were imune to aging, had rapid regenaration and were around 2,3 meters tall and physically powerful (urai fen in the Empire at War game could take down a tank in a couple swings)
Neti, hutts, the sith vitiate, maybe utapauans (only heard recently, haven’t checked), and anzati all have comparable or even longer lifespans. So I don’t think age could be a reason. If anything, the dark side more commonly is a part of or causes extended lifespans while the light more often just helps maintain health until death.
Baby Yoda is 50. Yoda became a master at 96. I sense a retcon is coming soon. That or they have a massive growth in maturity. Considering that a jedi was granted that title after training a padawan to knighthood, that maturity would probably occur at around 70 years old. 18-20 years to become a knight + however many years it took to train a padawan.
In the book Red Harvest there was a Neti that was waaay bigger then 10 meters, it was in an ancient sith library that was so big that it was considered a labyrinth, and the neti was the librarian, it had its branches and roots spanning the entire library, it was so big that some sith had even gotten lost and died in it
When are they going to give Yoda's species a proper name? I would like to see what their home planet is like, what their culture is like, and if all of Yoda's species are so strong in the Force.
Officially Yoda's race was never reveled, but Lisa Stevens, CEO of Paizo Publishing, is a massive Star War fan, and thanks to WOTC money bought the original molds used to make Yoda. Stevens company also makes the Pathfinder RPG. That game has Goblins with a very distinctive look, and they look a lot like Yoda. So Yoda may be a Golarian Goblin.
How long should wookie meat be aged before roasting ? Is Trandosian better broiled or deep fried ? Does Mon Calamari taste better with breading or drawn butter ?
Little know fact about huts is although they could regenerate their brain this is completely nullified by chocking them with a chain in a skimpy outfit.
It’s funny how hutts are described as able to hold their breath for hours, and being laser proof. While lea choked a hutt in a minute, and that that lady killed a hut with 2 lazers.
I liked the Terry Pratchett reference at the beginning but if you were gonna do that you could at least remember that the turtle's name is A'tuin, I mean, they said it like four times alone in The Color of Magic. not the elephants tho there are four of them and they only said it once and I forgot.
I'm not okay with the expression:" six species with supernatural life spans". Considering the fact that for their spicies it is natural to live that long, it is more accurate to say superhuman lifespan!
@@moneymrcrabs6814 its natural that humans live (in Occidental culture ) between 60 and 80 years. Its natural that a tree like specie lives hundreds of years if its how they evolved. Got it now ?
Can you please explain how powerful rey and kylo are compared to the jedi/sith seen in movies? Including lightsaber combat, force abilities and 1v1 (or 2v2 3v3 exc) battles
They have a less OP Alex Mercer in star wars, scary, I think Alex would do a lot better, he keeps him knowledge and will only gain more, wouldn't mind a video on that.
What if superman was a sith? Hear me out, because i can make it work. In 22 BBY, the ship carrying baby Superman flies towards earth, passing count Dooku's solar sailor. He senses unimaginable power inside the kryptonian ship, and latches onto it with his own ship's tractor beam. Dooku quickly realizes that the child is not apparently force sensitive, but when he touches the sleeping child's hand, he awakes, grabbing Dooku's finger hard enough to nearly break it. Dooku gasps in pain. Sidious obviously finds out about this somehow, and Dooku brings him the child. Palpatine pretty much makes superbaby vanish, and things go the same until around 1bby. By this time, Superman would be 21, and would not only have his kryptonian powers, but he would also be an expert swordsman, and would have been fully corrupted by palpatine. I'll stop here, but if you like this idea feel free to use it
In my experience those who see others as playthings tend to already exhibit that by the time there adults due to just having a dominant streak without enough experience to temper it or childhood abuse. How they express such behavior changes with age but I dont think age has much to do with the existence of such behavior.
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I think the zillo beast deserves a spot on this list
They can get so old that entire civilizations believe they went extinct ages ago just to one day show up from a cave/crater to almost kill Jedi
10:25 Yeah. I remember that too when Yoda died off from the overdose of cocaine.
BadBomb555 it’s ketamine
I overdosed on death sticks and ascended into the astral plane before Vader could strike me
@@benkenobi3645 so that is what you had in your long coat all along.
@@brok56 ptsd cant hurt me if im high
@@benkenobi3645 am dying of laughter after reading that😂
When on ketamine, age I do not
Blessed me with immortality, allah has. Use my eternal time to run over minorities, I will.
@@metalbag8874
Never be in paradise, I will be. Get my 72 virgins, I must
Well, we’ve lost it
@@ratbat1072 if not for my employee discount at the ketamine factory, work for jihad airlines, I would
Quote Grandmaster Yoda y'all forgot.
No one:
Anzati: I give it de succ
g r a b d a t
n i g g a
c e r e b r e u m
Request: if not already, which alien species are “Human” enough to be considered fellow humans?
Chiss
Zeltronians, Bariss and Luminara's species, Pantorans, Zabraks, and a few more. Honestly, a lot of species have very human anatomy designs but something about their eyes or head just says "No". For instance, Ki-Adi-Mundi's peeps, Cereans, they were literally humans with giant elongated foreheads that had another heart lodged in there. Togruta and Twi'leks function mostly the same as humans but their head tendrils go full alien.
My money is on Lamias & Harpies (all female) and Orcs (all male) because they require humans to keep their population in check.
Yea we should make a list
Human skum
I swear if thats ketamine Yoda is sleeping in...
I understood that reference.
Fuel my ketamine addiction I must
“Hard day of work at the ketamine factory, it was. Hope I develop an addiction, I do not.”
*snort ketamine I must* -Yoda
Ketamine is what kept me sane after the purge
Next shortest life span species!
0 seconds: there names are the nonexistent
Probably the short guys like ewoks and jawas
A student after using a different correct method to the teacher
(pulls out rpg)
You
Antivax kids
Chewie was like 190 in solo and if that movie happened about 10 years before a new hope (give or take a handful), he would be between 230 and 240 by the end of the last jedi allegedly.
And before people start commenting, I'll add that chewie states his age in the solo movie to be 190 or about that age. I'm just adding this to clarify
Bat Bro, yeah, it's actually said that by the time of the Galactic Cold War, Chewie was 234 years old.
poor Chewie. his friend was with him for like 30 years. a blink of an eye for him
@@panic5306 40 at least
You forget he was old enough to be a warrior during the battle of kashyyyk, meaning he’s been alive since the clone wars
Too bad Solo isn't canon
That sarcastic rant at the beginning of this video was fantastic. Great job.
The longest lifespans in Star Wars belong to those who have cyborgged themselves up, that is, become largely mechanical. With the possible exception of a select few species of jellyfish, all biological systems age and eventually fail, such processes lead inevitably to death, unless someone or something kills the organism first.
So grievous?
References please? I haven't heard anyone say this in pre or post Disney Star Wars
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
Wookies or Gen'Dai would make much better *clone troopers* than humans if the GAR were pragmatic and not set up to fail.
*Wookies* were already valued for their strength and technical ability, and with their long lifespans a doubling of the aging rate would still leave them with plenty of years of service - economically it makes more sense, 150 years of prime soldering instead of 15.
And they could carry heavy weapons as side arms, the only issue was their fur and armour unless a bodystocking made it wearable… the most terrifying force may well be shaved Wookies in heavy armour, no one survives waxing a Wookie.
And as for Gen'Dai - a army of them is unstoppable, your only hope is to destroy the troop transports in space. There's no other way to kill them except for catastrophic damage.
Although both species are unsuitable as pilots due to their size, so Yoda's species with a accelerated aging mod would be suitable, if a template was found that had the skill and reflexes - their small size would increase ship performance and just act as a extra level of security, most species couldn't fit in to steal it.
Throw in Clawdite infiltration and assassination teams that can operate behind lines and shapeshift into enemy leaders and you have a war winning force that could take down any opposition.
unless, you know, those soldiers are designed and made by perfectionalistic sadistic bastards who dont give a flying fuck about living beings and want to milk their employer as much as possible
Me: puts on video as I start taking off my pants to change
Allen: "Pants. What are people wearing them actually hiding beneath "
What are you hiding?
@@GenerationTech My private area from the dolphins and aliens
@robert20351 don't worry. there are people out there who *do* get your references. just, none of them know each other. the beauty of the internet amirite.
god that makes me sound like such a neet.
which I do not deny nor confirm
Robert Patter and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Next video: Species that the Empire made extinct.
Genosiens, kaminoins, and almost the lasot
Jason Skeans kaminoans were not wiped out
They actually fought in the yuuzhan vong war
Jason Skeans the genosians aren’t extinct yet, there were two during rebels (one of them was a queen egg)
Jake Alter That egg became a Queen, and Darth Vader killed it in his 2015 comic
Charles Donald didn’t know that
10:27 I wonder if it was about 23 years of constant exposure to the dark side coming from the planet of his exile or if he would have dropped dead on the same date if the Jedi Order had survived as it was prior?
Well the Jedi temple was on a nexus of evil
@@GenerationTech true, the only real difference was that the area was (possibly) more balanced with the millions of Jedi that were in the temple over the time Yoda was a master.
@@GenerationTech I thought the temple was just on a force well? Nothing dark or light about it, just raw force. Same thing with Dagobah, you encountered only what you brought in with you, Luke's fear manifesting as himself as Vader. I admit I'm talking legends with the first point and I stopped reading after the Yuuzhan Vong war.
Well obviously Yoda would have better medical care and an easier lifestyle, so he clearly should have lived longer in a universe where Palpatine died of a heart attack, Dooku set up an assassination contingency, at the end of the Clone Wars, or just died accidentally during Anakin crash landing half a space ship. Let alone its implied his level of force sensitivity made him get hard by the shock of Order 66 and elsewise was semi depressed afterwards, so he'd also be in better spirits.
9:09 "And many redundant vital organs"
Obi-Wan: *visible confusion
Some of the earliest publications put out just after the release of New Hope were putting Wookies at 6000 years of lifespan.
Maybe there's 2 different subspecies of Wookies. One that lives 400 years and the other for 6000 years.
I've always figured Hutts and Yoda's species lived about the same length, roughly 10 times Human.
So, a 50 year old Hutt would be like a 5 year old human child.
200 years would be likened to a 20 year old human adult.
Yaddle was a respected, middle-aged 49(0).
Jabba, in his 600's was the equivalent of a 60 or so year old Mafia Don.
And Yoda, at 900, was a wizened 90 year old. Old even for his species.
I've heard the Yoda species will be named in the mandalorian
Coool
Where’d you hear that?
@@geraldodelrivero8982 Id don't think we care how reliable the source is at this point, We all want to know
@@geraldodelrivero8982 it was leaked
If they do it in a well written way I'm all for it
The one dislike is a huma- *Wait a minute...*
🖕🏻👁👄👁🖕🏻
God emperor Of mankind Nice......
👁👄👁👉🏻🧪💉
@@moneymrcrabs6814 👁👄👁👌
@@moneymrcrabs6814 You'll have to use an actual language, I can not understand these hieroglyphics.
It's the duty of each human to shorten these lifespans.
I prefer the term "Extending their life negatively"
ibd dont like yo racis bethcch
Minus life
Thank you. Humanity #1
Humans number 1 woop woop!
In the clone wars season 3 “hunt for ziro” a hutt was killed in a single blaster shot
Probably got shot right through the heart. Can't Regen that.
I think living forever in the Star Wars universe means just not getting killed.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
So the Hutts skin can resist acids, they can resist blaster fire, but Leia managed to strangle him?
Does this mean Leia had to use the force to kill him? Maybe Leia used a force choke without her knowing it?
Hello guy from 2 years ago
Agree. Def sus
Jabba was into it.
That's nothing. Sy Snootles killed Ziro the Hutt with a couple shots from a blaster.
When 900 year old jedi you are...
In charge you can be.
I’m still not convinced after all this time your name is Alan.
then call him Master like the rest of us.
Lilly Anne Serrelio I call him daddy
Lilly Anne Serrelio pft Lol he hasn’t even bought me a drink yet. Besides I’m a dolphin sympathizer. 😜
J T great, now American Ben is jealous. Lol there he goes...
By the way where has english Ben at?
isn't it Allen?
Lmfao! that Keanu Reeves part had me dying 😂
I had no idea how deep the Star Wars universe was. I watched the first 3 movies as a kid, and then just forgot about Star Wars until the resurgence of the new movies. This video was incredible. Now I find myself binge watching RUclips videos about Star Wars.
We might need to reevaluate Yoda's age at the time he bacame a Jedi master. If we go by the new madalore series, by age 50 they're still in there infancy. Unless they hit an extremely accelerated growth spurt, i seriously doubt he'd be a Jedi master by 94...
i know i’m late but he said himself he taught jedi for 900 years
I knew about the hutts being tough but I just remembered how easily ziro went down
Keanu Reeves,Chuck Norris and Betty White.
Paul Rudd
Actually, in terms of his own species' age, Yoda died extremely young. Based on the knowledge that the Child is 50 years old and acts about 18 months old, we can conclude that Yoda, at 900 years old, died relative to 27-33 years old. This may be due to stress from the rise of the Empire or perhaps this is common and we just don't know enough about the species yet to make that conclusion.
Those numbers are based entirely on assumptions and no hard facts. Yoda looks ancient by a new hope, so if he died in the equivalent of his 30s or even 40s, why would he look that old? Yoda also reached rank of jedi master by 96 years old, that's only 46 years older than grogu, so there is obviously a massive growth jump they have in that time period.
Your numbers are not linear. Yoda was named master at 96 standard years. So, with Grogu being about 50 there must be a big growth spurt between say 50 and 80 somewhere.
@@D_Chess see that's what I personally think, but I made that comment well over a year ago and I didn't even do that math so idk 😂
Yoda's species might not have the same childhood to adult ratio as humans do
That is a assumption
Maybe Yoda species has a huge growth spur for the species as well has a maturity growth around 100 years old.
If we try to compare by human terms, Yoda died at 90 years old, the child is 5 years old
Thumbnail, Aliens that can live forever 'shows the one character that we saw die of old age'
I thought Yoda was sleeping on cocaine for a sec
Yada nope, ketamine.
I think yoda has taken too much death sticks in the thumbnail
Nah bro he overdosed on ketemine
Alan's 'deadpan' sarcasm and ridicule of cannon is why I'm here.
4:39 oh so Durge's species.
Despite being the most famous member of his species, he's actually considered to be on the polar end of how they actually behaved and acted in life.
@@Burning-Twilight Oh really? Interesting
Me: clicks on thumbnail wondering what living forever, and Yoda passed out on a mountain of cocaine have to do with each other.
Yoda: Long day, I've had. Edge off of teaching younglings, it takes. Party hard, I do. Out snorted Master Kun, I have.
No One:
Yoda: Snort more Cocaine, I will.
Me: My doctor prescribed enough Amphetamines for the month
Aliens that can live forever
Imperiam of man- “none”
LOL!
I cannot get the Yaddle-Seth green thing out of my head.
I think Sarlaccs live up to tens of thousands of years. I remember reading somewhere that the one on Tatooine Boba escaped from was 25000 years old at the time
Insert "your mom joke"
Your mom
Like so brody can see
Insert generic reply
That would be your mother
One that you missed was the Talortai species. Uri Fen was off that said Species. Uri lived for 4000 years or more.
What about whiphids they lived about as long as wookies
Hey Allen you should maybe talk about Anton's key from the Enders game series (Mainly the Shadow part, about Bean) and how that talks about a species life (specifically human). You know, smart but short lived and never stop growing or dumb but really long lived.
What about the Talortei? They were imune to aging, had rapid regenaration and were around 2,3 meters tall and physically powerful (urai fen in the Empire at War game could take down a tank in a couple swings)
he also forgot about the Gorachs that are a biologically immortal species and the Crokes that are capable of living more than 20,000 years
Pants. What are you wearing? Best opening
The part about the anzati is giving me nightmares
Thumbnail of Yoda looked like he OD'ed on Cocaine ....
No, ketamine.
@@MetaFanWing Yoda overdoses on ketamine
best star wars channel
“The high Jedil council”
right after the Yaddle photo pops up, it was pretty funny
Best opening
YES, Gen’dai!!! Finally!!
0:40 "...but not enough that we start getting bored about life..."
Depression: Hello there.
Neti, hutts, the sith vitiate, maybe utapauans (only heard recently, haven’t checked), and anzati all have comparable or even longer lifespans. So I don’t think age could be a reason. If anything, the dark side more commonly is a part of or causes extended lifespans while the light more often just helps maintain health until death.
Baby Yoda is 50. Yoda became a master at 96. I sense a retcon is coming soon. That or they have a massive growth in maturity. Considering that a jedi was granted that title after training a padawan to knighthood, that maturity would probably occur at around 70 years old. 18-20 years to become a knight + however many years it took to train a padawan.
Probably massive growth in maturity
I mean look at us humans, the vast majority of our growth is in 10 years,maybe less
In the book Red Harvest there was a Neti that was waaay bigger then 10 meters, it was in an ancient sith library that was so big that it was considered a labyrinth, and the neti was the librarian, it had its branches and roots spanning the entire library, it was so big that some sith had even gotten lost and died in it
Yo man any chance of a few videos about Darth caedus and the one Sith during that era?
Nobody:
The thumbnail: I think that master Yoda is a drug lord
Saw the thumbnail before the title and my brain generated the title.
"Can Yoda consume his bodyweight in coke?"
And we still don’t know what form of drug fueled abomination Yoda is
Auralnauts solved that.
Allen: the longest living alien species can live a few thousand years
Cybertronians: pathetic
Exogorth living billions of years
@@Obiwan7100 who is that?
1:35 i had to back that up a few times
I was so confused for the first part, I thought you said " my name is Allen pants"
When are they going to give Yoda's species a proper name? I would like to see what their home planet is like, what their culture is like, and if all of Yoda's species are so strong in the Force.
Never as Lucas made that something that that books and movies aren't allowed to answer.
An Anzati becoming an assassin is like someone with an overactive bladder becoming a toilet installer. It just works.
Much like King Crimson.
Bruh that John Wick Reference 😂😂
Zoro: * dies from blaster *
Honestly? R2D2 and C3PO. They've been there since the beginning!
3:13 Ok, that would be a Disney movie that I would go to see.
You forgot that Hutts can survive off almost anything, including petroleum distillates.
Hutts live off pure no shits given
wow yoda look quite cool when he was much much younger
Yup he was a badass
Great video
Hutt: hard to kill, blaster resistant skin, redunent organs and systems
Zero the Hutt: "well no body told me that!"
Maybe he got shot in the heart.
best caption for this video's thumbnail:
"MMmm! Found my stash of crack, I have! Time to get high, it is!"
Officially Yoda's race was never reveled, but Lisa Stevens, CEO of Paizo Publishing, is a massive Star War fan, and thanks to WOTC money bought the original molds used to make Yoda. Stevens company also makes the Pathfinder RPG. That game has Goblins with a very distinctive look, and they look a lot like Yoda. So Yoda may be a Golarian Goblin.
How long should wookie meat be aged before roasting ?
Is Trandosian better broiled or deep fried ?
Does Mon Calamari taste better with breading or drawn butter ?
Little know fact about huts is although they could regenerate their brain this is completely nullified by chocking them with a chain in a skimpy outfit.
Why is Yoda sleeping on a pile of cocaine? 😂😂
What about Urai Fen’s species (found in empire at war: forces of corruption) which is immune to aging
It’s funny how hutts are described as able to hold their breath for hours, and being laser proof.
While lea choked a hutt in a minute, and that that lady killed a hut with 2 lazers.
Episode idea: Jedi temple layout, detailed video of the levels and training rooms of the temple. 🤓
"Yoda would die from natural causes" Me laughing at him saying that while yoda is laying on crack
Why is there cocaine in the thumbnail? You know what I won’t ask
You already did
I liked the Terry Pratchett reference at the beginning but if you were gonna do that you could at least remember that the turtle's name is A'tuin, I mean, they said it like four times alone in The Color of Magic. not the elephants tho there are four of them and they only said it once and I forgot.
6:43 those sound alot like the Wraith in StarGate
I'm not okay with the expression:" six species with supernatural life spans". Considering the fact that for their spicies it is natural to live that long, it is more accurate to say superhuman lifespan!
what
@@moneymrcrabs6814 its natural that humans live (in Occidental culture ) between 60 and 80 years.
Its natural that a tree like specie lives hundreds of years if its how they evolved. Got it now ?
horus2332 ok didn’t you start heresy
Aight nevermind i just got it im dtupidd
I like your homing spider droid
What about the Rakata they were long lived
What about Maz Kanata????? her species lived to be over 1,000
What about the big squish octopus thing that lived next to the gravity well before getting sucked into it?
That’s a whole lot of Ketamine Yoda has there...
A'tuin deserves a like!
Can you please explain how powerful rey and kylo are compared to the jedi/sith seen in movies? Including lightsaber combat, force abilities and 1v1 (or 2v2 3v3 exc) battles
You meant superhuman lifespans, not nessesarily supernatural.
So the Neti were Star Wars groots??
What about the Whiphids? In legends he must have been a couple of thousand years old
They have a less OP Alex Mercer in star wars, scary, I think Alex would do a lot better, he keeps him knowledge and will only gain more, wouldn't mind a video on that.
What if superman was a sith? Hear me out, because i can make it work. In 22 BBY, the ship carrying baby Superman flies towards earth, passing count Dooku's solar sailor. He senses unimaginable power inside the kryptonian ship, and latches onto it with his own ship's tractor beam. Dooku quickly realizes that the child is not apparently force sensitive, but when he touches the sleeping child's hand, he awakes, grabbing Dooku's finger hard enough to nearly break it. Dooku gasps in pain. Sidious obviously finds out about this somehow, and Dooku brings him the child. Palpatine pretty much makes superbaby vanish, and things go the same until around 1bby. By this time, Superman would be 21, and would not only have his kryptonian powers, but he would also be an expert swordsman, and would have been fully corrupted by palpatine. I'll stop here, but if you like this idea feel free to use it
In my experience those who see others as playthings tend to already exhibit that by the time there adults due to just having a dominant streak without enough experience to temper it or childhood abuse. How they express such behavior changes with age but I dont think age has much to do with the existence of such behavior.
RIP Yoda, the OG Grandmaster of the Jedi Order